OH NO NO NO

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LLMAO, keep buying Viagra! You're not a real man if you don't have sex everyday! Nothing matters but sex, sex, sex!

of course they have separate bedrooms. no woman would want to be in the middle of this.

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Trump only sleeps 3 hours a day and has been known to shit post at 3am so a cheeky cheese burger in the morning could be truth.

drumpf confirmed shit taste

cuck drupck XD

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HAHAHAHA

fucking i just ate a double cheese burger and chicken filet. am I trump now? what

I thought he didn't want to be an American idiot, but there he is

GET OFF MY INSTAGRAM

Big guys need big meals.

no, they're big guys because they eat big meals. calories in vs calories out.

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real MEN eat a lot and sleep little, only soyboy cuckold lefties like you have time to sleep 8 hours a day and eat gay shit like salads and water.

Only sub-130 IQ quasi-brainlets think this linearly.

THIS IS IT BOYS, THIS IS THE FINAL NAIL IN THE COFFIN FOR DURUMPFU
IMPEACHMENT IMMINENT, HE MIGHT AS WELL RESIGN NOW!
BERNIE IS GONNA GIVE EVERYONE COLLEGE FOR FREE

TWO BURGERS
IMPICHE GLOMGF

he eats McDonalds and KFC because he has autism and thinks any other food prepared for him is poisoned.

Watch yourself dawg, ill see you on the streets.

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Bernie can still win, match me!

I wonder if he does it on purpose just to fuck with them.

WRONG, only real big, tough men can handle that kind of good stuff, ain't that right folks?

Is that the androgynous manlet from Green 182?

yes

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hating on comic sans is a reddit meme tbh

found the fat shit

Trump is going to be a one term president. He just disbanded the voter fraud commission: no matter who still supports him in 3 years, we will have enough fake votes to overturn them.

If not I'm taking to the streets and delivering justice myself.

ABSOLUTE MADMAN

ohmly dorgum drup cud b dis dijinrit

you are right fellow /pol anonymous

That's not Comic Sans

getting correct amounts of sleep for your age group increases your testosterone.
Real men eat cheeses, and meat in large amount. and drink milk

what.

Porklan Plumpf everybody, he'll be impeached by tomorrow, we're sorry for the inconvenience
t. honest and true patriot

>Real men eat cheeses, and meat in large amount. and drink milk

t. gout and estrogen-ridden Jones

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i meant real cheese and fresh meat straight from a butcher who prepared it straight from trespassing on your lawn

RESIST DRTDRUMPITLERFFTY

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Still gonna get gout

what.

They went after his 2 scoops of ice cream, but we didn't listen.
Because it was fake news.
They went after his 12 diet cola drinks, but we didn't listen.
Because it was clickbait news to cover for a real tragedy.
They now went after his burgers, and we should've listened.
Because Trump won't survive a second term with this unhealthy lifestyle.
They'll come after you or me– if Trump isn't there to speak for us!

holy shit that's a lot. how is he not walmart fat?

oh. well who cares how much diet cola someone drinks? there's like 3 calories in a can of that

So he's the most American president in 200 years?

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How much can Gobbfle Glup gobble up?

Like I said: big guys need big meals. That's just how it is folks. Only manlet LOSERS get fat, big boys gotta eat.

Trump is an embarrassment, I would rather have Obama

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OH NO NO NO

OH NO NO NO

Maybe with airbrushing. She looks like she has had bad plastic surgery.

hey now, this is a zionist board. cut that shit out

Fuck it, if I make it to 70 I'm letting go completely as well. Wasn't Carrie Fisher or someone else applauded for taking shitty care of their body? Sticking it to the man or some crap.

It's not like he's getting drunk or high.

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You didn't even wait to 20 to let go completely, 56%.

What? She does look like she's had some bad plastic surgery. Like a less severe version of that woman that wanted to look like a cat.

Amazing. Every word of what you just said was wrong.

Amazing. I don't believe a single word you typed.

IMPEACH DRUMPF NOW

That is pretty cringy my man.

you should see the other guy

TWO BEDROOMS?!

Please don't tell me his cheeseburger is a double.
IT'S 2015+3 FOR SHIT'S SAKE

Please don't tell me this post is a doubles

Trump can suck a dick but this is reaching levels of chad that shouldn't even be possible. He's won. There's really nothing else he can do except transplant himself into the body of a younger man to continue living the American dream forever.

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the fuck does this have to do with television? fuck off with this

oh boy here comes damage control saying whatever muh god emprah does is normal, let's all read about how being a backpeddling spoiled-rich asspuppet is normal, everyone!

Is that CNN and is this from the same source that had the peepee tape? Also, serious question, are any rich and famous people happily married? Modernist cancer has ruined the relationships between men and women but at some level it seem it's not even possible to be happy anymore. Like when you get rich enough you stop being able to have healthy human relations with other people.

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Sorry guys.

What does this even mean or have to do with what i said?

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I too trust the kike media. Everything they write is true.

It's pointless. Nu/pol/ wastes its time making memes about a board with less than a thousand users and shilling for the establishment rather than actually doing anything. Pathetic.

so are you retarded or just hoping your audience is?

We have IDs now you know, can't samefag anymore. Please stop embarrassing yourself, goon.

Made you nervous, didn't I?

God Emperor Trump can do whatever he wants, its about time you kids accept that

wasn't pretending to be multiple people faggot, try again
I can't change my proxy? you're barebacking this site?
take your meds

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oh boy frog meems

As a binge eater, I understand why he does this.
It's worse when it's the wife though. She forced me to exercise for the past two years but I've gained back all the weight. I hate my family and I just want to eat alone, is there anything inherently wrong about that?

Those right wing SJWs huh, fellow radical -redacted-. On a completely unrelated note only fine gentleX such us can afford to pay to visit high class Internet establishments where we can smell get high on our own farts while we hide our milktoast liberal ideology under fifty layers of irony.😉

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that makes it even funnier, longwindedness is the soul of wit

Hehe, isn't it funny how we feel all smug and superior while dropping the same jokes and talking points as the comedy kike liberals on TV? I guess I've never noticed before, boy, it's almost like we have become the uncool old establishment. I guess if we ignore it long enough we will become trendy again.

fucking pleb

>>>Holla Forums

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Don't worry my diverse friend, you almost blew your cover with the "take your meds" goon catchphrase but I got you covered. We'll end this white supremacist board in a week or so. How long have you been at it?

TWO SHAKERS
DLEMPR BLOW D FAQ UT
IMBECH DLEMPR

Hey, don't you all just hate Trump? I mean I'm just as racist and bigoted as any of you but haven't you also started to unironically hate him? I wish I had voted for that strong woman Hillary at this point if I would be honest.

Heh. Nice strawman kid.

OMFG GUFNAL GMOMPF BTFO
Holla Forums SAVES THE DAY

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Anchoring my thread…
I warned you last time
#lizardsquadunite
#fuckemup
#hopenoth8

Holy shit these repurposed memes are fucking based! How do you BTFO the stormweenies???!?!? Tell me comrade!

heh, okay

Dude, just stop, they'll know it's us. You're really bad at pretending to be one of them. Have a soymilk, watch your bull plow your wife and then come back. Your head is not in the game at all. That pic for example is a dead giveaway, the talk about boogeymen to.

What argument?
Oh, is that what qualifies as an argument these days sweetie :^)?

congratulations Holla Forums your retardation made me laugh.

Is he okay!?

She's looks like that guy that found that body