Walk into bar

Ask her if she could turn into a morphball and if I can stick my dick in her energy body.

I'll approach her and start talking to her, The worst that can happen is that I look like an autist.

Check my dubs.

Ask her why she cut a hole in her tits to rest her arm in.

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I thought that was Penny from Inspector Gadget.

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I'd pretend to accidentally spill my drink all over her. Then I'd bully her and tell her I know what a slut she is.

Move right on by and start hitting on Opera instead.

Ignore her, because my mother is alcoholic and she had completely ruined my dad's life and I don't want same fate for myself.

Why would I walk into a bar? I'm not that blind.

Sit next to her and start a conversation about tubes.

Turn yourself in to the police, because you've already literally raped her.

I put my phone away after done looking at the picture of samus drinking alone.

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walk away and drink with my waifu

Question my mental state as there's a video game character in front of me

Spin 360 degrees and walk away.

Go home. I'm a muslim so I'm not allowed to drink alcohol.

You also can't own pets. How pathetic.

Fuck off back to your containment thread

I figured more anons would try to talk to her. I thought Holla Forums was mainly comprised of alpha males.

Disgusting.

Samus isn't real

This scenario will never happen

Shes way to happy in that pic

but he can own little girls.

who's pathetic now, eh westcuck?

You are because you want to own little girls.

Check em

and then I have sex with her.

yep, classic west cuck. no wonder you're being outbred in your home turf.

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Nice

Does Samus have a cloaca?

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ask her why she isn't on her spaceship doing mission for the GF
then ask her if the reason she's here is because she's tired of being lonely and is looking for a mate

360 and moonwalk away

I like the way you think.

Tell her she smells like a convention then glass her.

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absolutely disgusting user.

You can't wear different fabrics. How pathetic.

Ask her to play Federation Force with you

lewd Samus best Samus

Tell her "Think you can suck my dick and check these dubs at the same time?"

Burn her.
Birdfucks are furries too.
Burn furries.

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Have fun Mahmoud

lmao, whatever you say

reproduce

Exactly. You will do whatever we say.

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this user gets it.

Absolute madman

It would be highly illogical of anyone to walk into a bar.

It is stupid.

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why

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I dont think you know what that means user.

leave her alone because i'm obese and socially awkward

Then you are just her type.

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Take her to a diner like a respectable woman.

Tell her the beer's on the house.

What is this exhibitionist bullshit?

Simple as fried eggs.

bullshit indeed

Yeah, it's exhibitionism alright.

This gorilla dick daddy makes dyke pussy wet and if you dont blow me right i might kill you.

Check my dubs.

Harambe failed to get his dubs, and thus he died.

RIP in peace.

So you walk away by walking straight towards her?

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There are people this new on the board.

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Good ol' 7th gen shitposting.

We have mimes here?

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Hang yourself, please.

Make a bee line for the babe next to her.

I would love to go to a bar like this, but where I live you only have messy tables and loud music. You can't talk to people or whatever mystical beast she is in a place like that.

Any hotels near by? Hotel bars are usually quite and relaxing at certain times of the night, at least in my area.

I'd love to have a bar like this too

With drunk temple maidens? Good luck with that.

I will look for it, thanks for the tip.

You order milk or orange juice and sit next to the nearest Dante.

iktfb, but replace alcoholic with narcissistic sociopath

but that's all women.