I miss kon, he's a cool dude

I miss kon, he's a cool dude

Kon appreciation thread

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Same

-leaves a trail of reese's pieces leading to an un-suspicious box propped up by a totally legic looking stick, a rope tied to it leading behind the couch from whence mischievous giggling comes.- :3

-leaves a trail of reese's pieces leading to an un-suspicious box propped up by a totally legic looking stick, a rope tied to it leading behind the couch from whence mischievous giggling comes.- :3

-leaves a trail of reese's pieces leading to an un-suspicious box propped up by a totally legic looking stick, a rope tied to it leading behind the couch from whence mischievous giggling comes.- :3

-leaves a trail of reese's pieces leading to an un-suspicious box propped up by a totally legic looking stick, a rope tied to it leading behind the couch from whence mischievous giggling comes.- :3

0.0 -follows it, having forgotten his trickery and nibbling the candy pieces as he goes- ^_^

-is distracted from his previous course just before being under the box by this second trail of candies and happily starts following it. This was a good plan!-

ooh, piece of candy *eats*

*boards up all the doors and windows and sets fire to the building using various ignition sources and fuels*

0.0 -follows it, having forgotten his trickery and nibbling the candy pieces as he goes- ^_^

0.0 -follows it, having forgotten his trickery and nibbling the candy pieces as he goes- ^_^

-is distracted from his previous course just before being under the box by this second trail of candies and happily starts following it. This was a good plan!-

im scared

*boards up all the doors and windows and sets fire to the building using various ignition sources and fuels*

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\^_^/

-stands outside beside you, holding an armfull of the unused boards and looks up at you blankly-

self terminate

-kills himself to stop this nightmare Mr. Bones' Wild Ride of shitty roleplaying-

Sonata's scary!

Did you cyber him by pissing in his tea as though it was Erio's asshole?

Dying is no escape.

Every exit is just another entrance to the ride.

When grim sends you videos and says "don't share"

Sexy ketchup videos?

Reading this is a fate worse than death.

Whose house was he standing outside of, hiding in their bushes?

...

Ummmmm thats not far off actually.

secrets

Your penis doesn't exist.

...

Kayb did you go user

No, I just logged on to my computer 30 seconds ago

Kon seemed like a cool dude.

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-sees another sonata and scurries up to him eagerly- :D

tfw no one ever misses sama...

There's more than one of you? In what way did we offend God to have this justice leveled against us?

I sure didn't.

point, game, set, match

AND I sank your battleship.

...i dont really miss you guys either
shit shit shit
damage control

good game, next time.... UNO

I'm going to get so many 21s it'll make your head spin.

I WILL RULE YOU!

It's time to d-d-d-d-d-d-d-duel!

...back on topic

I used to call kons ass on his cell like all the fucking time I should try and raise him and make him uncomfortable again.
dude be all "this nigga keeps calling me"

...

No wonder why he left.

sure, blame me...

You're no hero. If you hadn't noticed, this place is dead. You couldn't even save them.

what sort of sounds do you make when making whoopie?

Exactly the same as in The Sims.

WHAT, LIKE FUCKING?

hot...

*bark bark

kinda a personal question

maaaan

i like you stupid weeaboo tripcode person
... you can come over and fuck my sister

Unless your sister is a boy, she's probably out of luck.

Does she have a dick?

o snap, gay jokes

... aaaand you ruined it
thank you very fucking much

Dickgirls are the best

t. Dickgirl

Well, the correct line was "come over to my HOUSE," so I went off script.

actually vagina girls are kinda nice, but that just me
im not here to judge your preference

RIP Uiharu.

its all adlib, the worst kind of comedy... fyi my sister would prolly kill, shes something of a badass

Vaginas are disgusting.

/gone

SOMEBODY ELSE
my god man
all these manly tears
ok, just one

justlikeyouropinionman.pdf

Your girlfriend doesn't have a dick tho

Just because your sister can beat you up, doesn't mean she can beat everybody up.

I have you as my aegis.

...and i am attaching your avatar image to my fleshlight

ok, im a pussy geez
so mean tonight
cant we just hold hands
and run through a flowery meadow of friendship?

I am currently single.

...

If that pleases you while making whoopie, knock yourself out.

:< -offers you chocolate chip cookies?-

I've never done anything sexual with anyone ever.

I've never even seen a vagina.

...i find no pleasure in this

might i have a diet coke, light ice?

therein lies the issue with your hostility problem... I suggest a black hooker and cocaine

I'm booked up until next year for flowery meadow hand holding, sorry.

I already ate one, way to be late to the party.

Not even on the internet?

GOD DAMMIT!

and here i had penciled you in for next tuesday at 3.

now what am i supposed to do with that time block

0.o -looks in his tea bags for "dye uht cowk" and cannot find it. Wonders if it is an Indonesian tea?-

-offers you another?- :<

Might be time to buy some new equipment.

Bestiality isn't something i'm into though

Never.

I 100% didn't cause drama last night by doing so either.

... its an american carbonated beverage that is usually free of sugar and tastes awful.

earl grey, no cream

I suggest you get a couple of butt cheek piercings.

What, do you want me to get fat and die of diabetes?

I bet you've thought about them though, you slut.

-stops part way to the kart and looks back at you...who would put cream in a citrus oil drink to begin with...but makes it-

I lied

I have put my E-penis in E-butts before

or... you could be more appealing... sexually

*stomps his hooves majestically

ohoo its funny because were all primates and you have hinged your beliefs on an archaic notion ohoo

how about nipple clamps? ive always wanted those...

I'm E-barfing just thinking about it.

Sure. Maybe they'll finally keep your nipples from wandering all over your body.

thank you my dear, as always.. wonderful

was that an old joke?

yes

Its always starts like this

*unzips dick*

sonata and I should probably schtoop one of these days... dem child bearin hips

oh, ok then

lol

At least five minutes old by now, and maybe older.

I see your panties are fused with your skin after the third degree burns.

i cant find my beating a dead horse image at this time, please accept this instead

I can tuck my dick, I guess.

Me too

Sometimes you gotta unzip the skin and let it air out.

My E-penis is huge btw

this is acceptable... thank you stupid weeaboo tripcode person

hey.. wow did we just find something in common? d-do you want to hook up on christian mingle?

...my epenis is freak big, but i have eherp

I only use blackpeoplemeet.com

i like my women like i like my coffee and other veiled racial witticisms...

Tell Hugh that I'm glad to meet him.

._.

all tea and no play makes sama something something...

goodnight

*unzips ._.*

...

nite

neenee

Bye bye

...

im out 2

nite party ppl

Bye bye

-leaves a basket of pears out for Ika and curls up under the blue blanket-

Why are people so retarded in real life.

That would include you, right?

Who?

Only sometimes.

Is someone having a grumpy day?

...

fuk ur mgmt

make some noise for feminism

dolphin on wheels

LOL

£700

inspired by shit being tied to horses

Fiat justitia ruat caelum

te sunt a foetida stercore

uno dos tres gracias amigo

It's for rich people that own and ride horses.

loqui latine, penis comedenti

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how did you buy an iwatch when you e-begging for someone to buy you pizza?

Tfw ur gf wakes you up sucking ur cock and then ur pic happens

what the fr*ck

Pimento

lewd as heck.

qui devoravit penis ante prandium, anno non accipio deserta

i don't hear me begging?

my bank account hasn't been empty for like 2 weeks

Sounds degrading.

Watch that language missy.

Apple works closely with the welfare offices.

also, iWatch sadly can't pair with an iTouch, because neither of those products exist

it's an Apple Watch

Is that sentiment? You Fucking scrub reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

It had already been censored.

you were bumming cigarettes off scoots
did you someones dick for it?

So glad I'm binning this phone

*is that sento

oh, yea, it was empty for like a day, i already sent him the money back

For whom
Waking up getting ur cock sucked and then fucking her for like an hour so hard that sweat was dripping onto her is only degrading for her
I am God

i would never anyones dick, don't be so disgustingly violent.

Heck is a gateway swear.

I don't think I could live a life to devoid. Maybe it will get better for you someday.

Allah is most great, scarlet.

so

Me IRL

My life is amazing for i am bit a God

I got a rose gold milanese loop strap for like £1 on ebay

apple sells them for like £130, and only in steel and space grey

Your MUM is a gateway swear.

That may be, but at least she taught me some manners.

Can you believe that I'm a lot more polite online?

Catch y'all in an hour or two, finishing up at work.

MEMES

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I assume you call everyone cunts in real life, being from straya and all.

Beep
Bop
Bloop

I am not a bogan, now.

Hello Pritty.

Wew

You're not a bogan NOW? Have you been one in the past? Will you be one in the future?

No I mean like- I'm not one, don't get the wrong idea.

I was born with the wrong idea.

Oh so you're one of those mentally ill homosexuals? :^)

Hey, I'm not that second thing...

i thought you were a tranny
how does your dick even work to fuck your tranny boyfriend?

I don't believe you.

you get more retarded every day

and oh gee i wonder why

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lol fuck I can't breath

I would agree.

Finally, some common ground.

Yeah but I'm trying to not be a degenerate.

Far too late for that.

I don't need to hear that from a double degenerate.

And how has that been working out for you, exactly?

Embrace it.

I am finding it difficult to talk about here.

THIS ISN'T A GOOD THING

oh shit darwin has come to try and feed his insatiable appetite for death :s

This is a safe space, don't be afraid to open up.

Cool.

This is the opposite of safe. There are many prying eyes.

It is not a negative thing either.

How would you like it if your friends turned into perverts?

hi

Fine, just Skype me and then I'll post it here.

Utter indifference.

How are things?

pretty brilliant

you?

hey everyone I like loli and shota because it's great
There.. don't need to keep it a secret anymore.

Okay yeah you're right. screw anyone that things differently of me.

Well, great, all I get is a black bar. You KNOW I'm not allowed to hover over that without express consent. Implied isn't good enough.

Living and thriving, but bored at the moment, hence my sojourn here.

Good.

if your only problem is boredom, it's a good sign

me too

tbh

You may hover over the black bar and read the private message.

Now deliver a kiss as a reward for my realisation.

Now that I have, I wish I could go back to a time when I hadn't.

More like living and writhing.

It usually is. First world problems will be the only obstacles I encounter until I contract some terminal disease.

I have no idea what you are referring to, but sure.

you could already have it and not know

sometimes i wonder when they will find my cansur

What was wrong with it?

So sweet ♥

I just think it's immoral, personally. I post them so I know exactly who to avoid.

WHAT THE FHIDFHDFSHDFSJJDFJHFDJKLhdfdjkhsfkjlhsdfjkhdfgjkhdfkgjhdfkjghsdjkfgsdfhgkldhfghdsfg

One would hope never.

How do you sleep at night? There are just some things I'll never be able to understand.

HA

we have met

you should know me better

An overdose would not be surprising, but cancer would definitely make me react with shock.

In a really comfy bed covered by two warm blankets and thinking about Darwin or something.

i smoke like 30 a day

it's either cansur or emphysema

always rimembr who u r indside n foll ur drams ∩( ・ω・)∩

Thinking about Darwin in a PTSD nightmare kind of way?

I feel like it would be hard to forget who you're inside of.

That one is news to me. I cannot recall you smoking back in the day; however, there were other habits.

He keeps the stressful problems away.

I can see how his perpetual absence would be reassuring.

back in the day i smoked sobranie cocktails

i have smoked since i was like 13 hunni :x

lol spot the nug of weed hiding in that pic

I want to push you of a cliff right now.

It makes sense with you being Scottish, I guess.

Fuck of man.

bacon is a health food

I fill my VOSS bottles with coloured water and place them near my windows for colour.

Language.

neat

you could do that glitter jar thing with them

it's like some mix of glitter, glue, and water or oil, i think, and it makes like a big swirly pretty galaxy effect when you move the bottle/jar

Fuck isn't a swear word, it's in the bible. "And God said, 'Fuck there be light.' "

someone said i should have made glitter jars in therapy, but it was never that cool

i had a gold star chart...

The REAL kind. Not the type of BULLSHIT that is up there with the recursive abominations you used to eat.

I'm not that gay :3

That made me laugh a bit. That's so stupid and you know it.

i am not so strict these days

as long as it's been a while since the last time, if i feel like meat i will have it

o-oh :c

Slowly but surely slipping back into normality.

How high is your arts and crafts level?

nini

Maybe you give me too much credit. I am posting on animus after all.

Everybody knew it wouldn't last.

Bye

na, it just doesn't matter as much any more

been on medication for like 3 years now, i can have the odd fryup if i want

i am absolutely terrible at arts

couldn't draw a cat to save my life

crafts i am pretty good at.

Seems like so much has changed. Next, you will tell me you detest boybands.

lol god no.

You're already a degenerate.

Crafts are fun as heck. You feel like you accomplish something.

yeah c:

I made a Popsicle picture frame once.

things never really change that much

the world is constants and variables

the constants are constant

Comforting, apart from the probable cancer.

a death prior to alzheimers is very comforting i think

the variables are variable

I made a bowl out of clay and painted it in coloured stripes.

War never changes

I've never been a fan of that fake red hair coloring.

like me being a loser

hey-ooooooooooo

Did your mom put it on a shelf or anything?

Would you notice once you have it?

if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all

go2bed nezzles

alzheimers or gansur?

She put it next to the tv near the front door to put keys, coins and bits n bobs in it.

I also made a bigger bowl out of paddle pop sticks but turned it upside down to use it as house for my hot wheels and lego.

The former.

Sorry man, I don't really believe in that stuff.

I made a clay sarcophagus with a little clay mummy in it once. How many hotwheels did you have?

i think you would know

then forget

then be shocked to find out you had it all over again

then lose cognitive capacity to grasp the concept

then die

so when you meet people "I don't like your hair" is a normal ice breaker for you?

you must have very little in the way of friends

I had a whole carry case full of varying qualities.
I think I still have it somewhere in my cupboard near my RC helicopters and trading cards..

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Some people might like that kind of thing, you can't really judge him.

Seems good to me. I prefer the suddenness than knowing my days are numbered and waiting to venture into those lovely, dark and deep woods.

Laters.

i have grown rather tired of people telling me my hair is the most amazing colour, but the opposite i think would be equally grating

This isn't the first time we've met.

My uncle gave my brothers and I a big green case of them, and we would see which one could jump the farthest and stuff in the basement. What kind of cards?

I'll mark you down on the list.

seeya darbear x

Bye Darwin.

What list?

yeah i know that gaybe

Shota lovers I should avoid associating with. Already Darwin and Clockwork are on the list. And I fear it will only grow larger with time.

To answer your question then, if I'm talking to people that I know, saying that I don't like something isn't that strange. Like it obviously would be for a very first impression.

"nice shit hair, wanna fuck?"

I have a big box full of pokemon and yugioh cards. Now that I think about it, I spent more time collection than playing.

what's the point

nothing matters

I'm not that crazy for shota. I just found that pic very lewd. This one is quite boner killing.

I think I played a total of two games of yugioh, but I must have five decks worth of cards. Damn you children's marketing.

I'm sorry man, once somebody is on the list, they never come off of it.

I will end you!

Somebody has to, might as well be you.

So you purely have that folder to tease others or?

It's the same reason I wear my gang bandana in bad neighborhoods, nobody messes with you when you so obviously fit in. And you know to avoid everybody throwing their gang signs at you. The perfect plan, man.

Now I really want to play with my helicopter again.....

Thats fine and such. But would you kindly take me off that list.

It it an expensive hobby grade one, or one of those little last minute Christmas present ones?

There are two small christmas present tier ones and one medium hobby sized one. Ugh... now I remember why I never wanted to play with them.

Because they're fragile and a huge bother?

Dad bought them for me so that we could enjoy together.

I stopped talking to him years ago.

Oh. That sucks. Why's that?

Nice, they repaired the thread

It was broken?

yea, yuhsterday

It broke for me too, but only for about ten minutes. Bebop says that happens to him too periodically on his laptop.

That's confidential childhood drama please abort.

Gotcha.

Home from work guys woo woo

yey

Went to tha bank too, I feel flush again.

I should continue with the idea of pushing you off a cliff.

nicu

maybe drinkies tonight?

not too hard tho cause i got doctors at 9am tomorrow

maybe a half bottle of buckfast

Only if you push all my friends off first.

and omg scoot i'm so bored come up and visit me dammit

i can get derugs

Ill probably get to the store in a while and have a few cans.
getting aggro because I dont know my phone account number since I changed to paperless and theyre all like "hurr irs on your bill" -_-

Sounds like someone needs to partay

Going for a jog, bbl

LOL stupid cunts :')

netflix and chill is more my game, but if you wanna call it that, i need something :s

Don't get hit by a car.

i have an appointment with my CPN on the 14th

i can apparently get a form from them that gets me free travel anywhere in scotland

if i traveled to the border, how much would it cost to go from the border to yours?

Ayyy that sounds like my kinda gig. I can get on that like Jack Kerouac

and can you get cocaine once i'm there

I have nothing against your friends.

lemme check

or swedgers

i could go a few good eccies these days ( ._.)

Why would I jump off a cliff if all my friends hadn't jumped off too, though? It just doesn't make any sense.

lol i might phone my puff guy and see if he can get me any swedge today 😂

TC swedge partyyyyyy

the swedgeeeeeeeeers

nice weed memes

but swedgers are pills

What you want is irrelevant.

but i say swedge cause i'm scottish

if you say it it's racist

Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee swedge TC! lez do it...

well, ive seen on the trainline that a train ticket between dumfries and shildon is like £55 but it could be either way depending on date and plan etc.
also have to try and plan where to do the changes etc.

WOW

what about a bus?

I used to holiday in scotland for years. Stranraer and Gretna.

It's all the same.

Aren't you afraid that I'll hurt the ground that I land on if you push me off?

yes, you are close enough, you can say swedger if you like.

Buses/national express will probably be dirt cheap. Could probably get to durham no doubt and I could chaparone from there.
Where from do you imagine you would nget the bus from? probably if you were a maniac could get it from your nearest major station

it ree-hee-heeeaaaaallllyyyy isn't

A degenerate like you? not at all.

well i'm a lot more comfortable on trains i think, so i would go as far by train as i could if i was getting it free, so it would be a bus from as close to the border as i could get

i might just stay on the train at the border and see how far i could get before i got kicked off

You'll have to find me in person first.

You're so hopped up on the green that you don't know up from down.

Ive gonew to leeds and to newcastle and back for free manytimes... you could just be a maniac and do that. this sounds fun!
If you made a beeline for Durham its not to far on transport to my little area of Scootland.

i will study the journey later c:

After seeing you post all these images, why do I feel like that won't be a good idea.

Yes! This is winning!

Life is great!

My personal theory is a hormonal imbalance.

YEAHHHHHHHHHH

The problem wouldn't be with me

WINNING

EPIN

Then why are you pretending to be a girl on the internet?

imma get ready and go to the shop for some breakfast and buckfast

maybe i'll have a bacon roll cause i am real happy today and FUK UR MGMT

I'm not a girl, though.

You're a guy pretending to be a girl who is pretending to be a guy. Don't sit there and talk to me like I'm an idiot. I know exactly what's going on here.

Hey Erin, I ordered my phone, woo
EM GEE EM TEE

Made me laugh. No, I'm actually not a girl. non stop.

AW YISS

brb :3

Look, whatever strange in between gender you are is fine, just so long as you're not an Aboriginal.

Do not fear, my privilege is high.

Thank God that's the only thing that matters.

The ONLY?

I don't know what else could possibly have any bearing on anything.

I don't know what else could possibly have any bearing on anything.

YEAHHHHHHHH

but first, i have my breakfast, and a crisp cold cerveza or two

YEAHHHHHHHH

but first, i have my breakfast, and a crisp cold cerveza or two

the button on my jeans is neat

Personality and looks?

I have snapchatted the posters

Good thing I've got both of those in spades.

Not in the clubs though.

theres a disturbance

...

tokai TC and drink?

I'm back from my jog!

one time i almost got smashed by a truck, the driver was some illegal mexican

i cursed the fucking shit out of him

I am not sure what that means.

Oh yeah sure, I just need to clean up a lil bit first.

Too bad he was some illegal, it it was a reliable American driver he'd have hit you dead on for sure.

It was super witty, you'll just have to take my word for it.

TC AND DRINK

UK VERSION OF A 4LOKO WOOO

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I've been on nothing but straight Tequila these past few weeks

Oishii desu ne

okaiso imma get my cuppa first and then switch to my demon lilith edition wine

WOOP WOOP

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I have some cider i think

i have some other neat shit if i don't

i am installing flash player

new macbook

not quite TC ready yet

...

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REV UP THOSE LIVERS KIDS

wew lad

I'd collectively drink you all under the table

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lets git gud skrubs

GET INNNNNN

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Come TC jack, we've all seen your face anyway

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Its the middle of the day, you pricks are never drinking at proper drinking times

who the fuck cares you asshat

get in the TC

your face is a meme, it's pointless not to

It's not up to you when people are thirsty, only Hungary.

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I'll go and get booze

Fuck I'll so regret this tomorrow

TC? More like I'm not going to do that.

I would if I had a cam

or headphones

or anything worth saying

Hi Swedish Fish

1

or alchahol

or Manaka

2

Or a cam. Or headphones.

3

or a life

4

5

Or even any Swedish Fish, ironically enough.

or Kaybe stop dumping porn

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Sorry Manaka, mod's orders. What's up?

If anything.

I swear the first image I'll post of me is just going to be me swimming in 200 dollars of swedish fish on my bed

dadadadadada

z

come play the game that should not be mentioned

or money

It's corrupt right now, I need to uninstall and reinstall. Unfortunately.

Or emotional stability.

then why are you not posting while reinstalling it?

I really should. First I have to get my steam game list up to date though.

WANNA HEAR THE SECRET OTHAT PLASTIC SURGEONS HATE?

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MEDICAL PEOPLE HATE HIM

stop putting more work before you're done with this one

But Manaka, if I was capable of getting my priorities in order, don't you think that I might not be here at all?

WARNING!!!!

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MAY CAUSE CANCER!!!!!!!

you cant, so stop doing anything else and just fix your league already

No wai

everyone was driving normally and he was the only retard flying down the street and onto the sidewalk to where I was at

APPLY FOR SENPAI HERE

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or sempai's

I'll think about it. I mean, it's only been broken a few months, Manaka.

I guess we'll never know, because he wasn't white. We can dare to dream, however.

DO YOU LIKE TACOS?

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Yeah race shouldn't matter. It's a big learning curve for people coming from no where Mexico to the middle of NYC

Just drive slow if you don't know what you're doing.

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You jog in NYC? Blegh, I can taste the exhaust from here.

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I live in the Bronx

gimme gimme gimme

Tokai sounds funny

ahh! w-wait!! at least buy me dinner!

I'm talking about the folder, you pervert!

Oh uhm... I'll finish it soon, I still have a lot of school to focus on

Sounds worse than not being alive.

yeah this place is an absolute hell...

school is not important

i need to do something with my life :/

I wish neko would flirt with me

become a sex slave

I don't know the first thing about sex... I'm a virgin

Darn, I was going to track you down and stick a "kick me" note on your back, too.

youtube.com/watch?v=y0zjy9RK8no

i knooow i wish i could have them all, but im a good girl and i want to be loyal to one guy for my entire life~

Well I live in the Bronx now....

Well yeah, but I was going to do it in the past. Who sticks a "kick me" note on an adult? Honestly.

who's that?

i have to go, bye

its a secret

New thread.

Bye bye