Can we all agree that Canada needs to stop making games?

Can we all agree that Canada needs to stop making games?

Yes fucking maple niggers

The main character reminds me of a guy I used to crush on, he liked me back too, but he wanted an "open relationship"

Fucking Italians, and their handsome muscular bodies, and deep voices and charming personalities, and stunning good looks….

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Canada needs to stop existing!

Hell yes.

I'm already mad enough that another one of my favorites got butchered by them because they missed the point of what made it good in the first place and are going for the 'Le so whacky randumb humor it was never serious' route

is this that game with alex jones dialogue? no thanks

Canada needs to stop being so [current year].

I can be in a closed relationship with you if you're feeling like it, satan.
;)

IF you're serious drop me a line.

I already have a trap for myself, sorry.

Canada needs to continue to exist solely for pic related

DR4 is by canadians?

DR2, 3, & 4 are by them, yes.

Capcom Vancouver

I don't know. I wouldn't blame Eidos as much as Square Enix for the clusterfuck.

After all the game was largely ruined by all the jewry surrounding it and the obvious rushed release.
Story and gameplay aren't to bad to not be an enjoyable game. Just like HR - nut good, just okay.

Yep. It has been since 2010. It's interesting some of the games that come out are based in Vancouver. Modnation Racers and Sleeping Dogs were made by Canucks, Punch Out Wii/Fed Farce devs are based there, even Relic is there.

It's their fucking fault, SE didn't force them to pozz their game.

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The whole American continent can feel free to stop.

THE GAY COMMUNITY?!

Why does he look so pissed off?
Fuck it, have some OC I just made.

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I can agree that america needs to stop making memes.

Then go annex it. Who's going to stop you? The Canadian military? You could defeat them with nothing more than half a dozen 9 year olds armed only with butter knives.

Something tells me Eidos Montreal is not going to live for long

I'll pass in the current year.

As a support character I can then get to fuck, sure.

And everyone here knows the game would have been at least passable if they had let you fuck Malik instead of forcing two filthy niggers on you.

Female mcs should stay out of western games.

Pic related was made in Cuckistan. There's a few indies like SPAZ, too.
tfw Canadian
tfw can't kill my enemies, or they win

Their art-design is generally top class, and so is gameplay development but the country is filled with SJW tardation.

Ass-creed and Nu-deus ex is the culmination of that mix.

At first I was confused because that pic looks like HR artwork, then I realised it literally is from HR. Are they actually reusing old renders for the marketing?

200,000 in less than a week seems ok for a PC version, it's a little early to say.

Well what did they do wrong with the game? Haven't played it

I have a feeling this is going to be yet another trend ready to get started as if its not fucked up enough

He just looks old to me

Sales are declining fast
It's not gonna get past 300k

It means "i want to fuck you but you're not even remotely interesting/stable/wealthy/i'm not actually that much into you to chain myself to you and i'd like to keep other options available".

I feel like if most of Holla Forums was gay (and they aren't, it's actually a minority, regardless of klonoa and husbando threads) this is how they would be approached by most gay guys.
If you end up in Holla Forums you're damaged goods.

Would heterosexuals here fuck a girl that's damaged goods?
Yes.
Would they actually get into a relationship with damaged goods?
No.

It really doesn't change when you're a man, the rules are the same.
Stick your dick in crazy, just don't stick around yourself afterwards.

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At least piracy's legal.

you can bet your ass it is.

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I think you're underestimating just how many games are made there.

lol fag

WEW

TL;DR

Oh my god I love sucking dicks

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Sorry to hear that fam, but holy shit you are a faggot

Sorta proving my point here.

But this post was funny, so we all got something out of it in the end.
And that's what's really important.

I WANT TO FUCK TOTODILE

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YOU DON'T FUCK THE TOTO.

Thing is that Canada has a cultural regulation board to make sure there's not too much external influence. For example, if I remember correctly, something like 70% of television on a Canadian channel has to be Canadian-made.

Please do not fuck the totodile

homos btfo


feels dandy

meant for

Have you tried not being gay?

im gonna do it
im gonna fuck it in its little totoass and cum inside him

Nigga u gay

Canadian here please nuke us.

Canadians are the worst shitposters

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jizz in the totodile anus

I've never wanted to have a relationship with anyone
It'd be accurate to call me asexual but I will never call myself that because of Tumblrites appropriating the word

That's because you haven't chosen the one and only.

I feel you brother.

What was wrong with the game?
I haven't played it yet.

Microtransactions in a single player game that are savelocked.

Just slightly worse than normal AAA jewery.

this game went downhill the longer time went on

What a shame.

There's always a solution user.
Just slip into the warm embrace of death. Let the pain drift away.

Everyone point at this retard and laugh.

stop being gay

wew lad

try not being a faggot

I like Canadian women/games and that porn with the guy with the huge dick is nice. No homo. The girls like it and girls that like that much dick are addicted to dick. Remotely this is ok. Christine Young is pretty nice also, there is a lot of good Canadian porn, probably mostly in Quebec.

Like a country sized chinatown for the swiss with snow and everything.

Deus Ex just needs to hate on or remove that psycheshit aug. That is not ok and makes the rest of the game invalid. Should be opposing that very thing.

Part of conspiracies and horror to remove and save people from. Shouldn't have any of that at all whatever the cost to self.

Would have made HR interesting if Adam overcame the suggestions and summarisation and made more intricate conversation. Took things seriously instead of finding ways to let wrong dictate options.

Ice Hockey>Gridiron
Dumb girls>Gold diggers
Eh (pronounced ay)>Mang
Winning war burning down govt building going home>Occupying country installing govt

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it was the brits tho, canada wasnt invented yet

Definitely. Which is why we should encourage more immigration into Canada.

Obviously, everything needs to be so pro someone mentions country they get shot on the spot for heresy.

Keep mind on what is being done/to be done/(possibly)should be done.

Don't get proud of the past. Be where it a should be.

I wouldn't really call it a "cultural regulation board" as the only thing it regulates is television and radio. The National Film Board of Canada was established in the early 20th century to encourage canadian film and radio content, since nearly all shows were from America at the time. It's probably closer to 40% at this point but it's still in place.

All of our media is government funded. Naturally the funding goes to whoever is going to push the government agenda of mediocrity and subjectivity as opposed to being held to any standard of objective quality.


user I know exactly how you feel that feel being lead on by a fuccboi, but you need to find better ways to express your thoughts and feelings, and in a more appropriate place.

solid post bro

Is that gayonetta?

Wew lad

Bayonetta's son. Kamiya did some tweets about it if i remember correctly

Faggot.


Probably meant he wanted you to be happy.

Girls have a habbit of saying this first and guys have an even stupider habbit of listening to what women say and thinking they mean it and require that to feel like a godess.

Honesty works. Also not doing stupid things works.

Women have a habit of defending scum that bound them, saying things like if a girl hits a man he should hit her back and other stuff you should rip another man's throat out for. Might just be testing or trying to get it out of their system.

Caring about someone you want them to be happy. And you probably don't want to risk them losing other options with you.

Fuck off coward.

All news is shit.

People should only create good things.
News scum anounce their failure to fix something and make others consider what is presented as normality or be thankful they live otherwise.

If there is a big problem, Army should announce it askingfor volunteers. Specific instruction on where to go, what they need to bring, what is being done.

Anouncing efforts to resolve problems not advertise them as dominant or efforts against them victorious.

That sucks, I actually enjoyed HR for a single playthrough. Was boring when I tried a second time though

tfw Canadian
Well I wiki-ed games developed in Canada.

Baldur's Gate 1,2
Bully
Eternal Darkness
Ghostbusters: The Video Game
The Incredible Hulk: Ultimate Destruction
Prototype (video game)
Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time, Warrior Within ,The Two Thrones
The Simpsons Road Rage , Hit & Run
Scott Pilgrim vs. the World: The Game
Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic
Transformers: War for Cybertron, Fall of Cybertron
Ultimate Spider-Man
Unreal, championship, tournament, 2003, 2004
The Warriors

I think that's a decent list of not shit games.
But for everyone of those you get a Duke Nukem Forever or the Turok reboot.

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Someone needs to nuke San Francisco

STANDING

suck and fuck your way out of a noose

lol fag

lol fag

How's the game going so far, Holla Forums?

Ew

Go ahead and search for totodile on e621 right now you little shithead autist and tell me if there are any better images of on-character totodiles. There aren't. The best you get is narse, haychel, or TSC

Narse's art is garbage. He has shown time and time again, like many others, that despite "specializing" in scaled creatures he doesn't know a thing about reptilian anatomy.

Is that John Oliver on the right

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Gayest post on the site. Kill yourself.

If you make a good game your enemies win

I'm canada and I approve this message

Australia here, will you suck the dicks of our aborignes

Fuck Montreal, they got the most cancerous studios: eidos, bioware, ubisoft, even fucking phil fish for fucks sake. We got rid of the only vidya TV show we had that wasn't pleb as fuck (it was running since late 90's on french muchmusic). We have niggers up north the island, anglos in the west, south is poor people and asians, and the east is spics. At least I'm the other side of the river. In my city asians are like 20% population but vidya and music scenes are great.

this is fantastic
10/10 user

thats the wrong canasnack, friend. don't worry, I fixed it for you.

Mexican detected

I feel you user. The only 'good' thing about this shit is that we're at least getting the original ported to PC.

8/10 gave me a chuckle, keep it up champ

Well Only 7 or 8 of them are actually good though
Baldur's gate is shit

How autistic are you, mate?

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Can we all agree to check 'em?

alright, the joke has run its course

wew

don't double dip, you fucking nigger

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Hang in there Sweden

Gameplay was better than Human revolution, but the story was fucking garbage, there were no shades of grey.

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IT DOESN'T FUCKING HELP THAT HE TOLD ME HE WAS BI-CURIOUS AND NEVER EVEN WAS WITH OTHER MEN BEFORE, UNTIL HE WAS WILLING TO TRY IT WITH ME. I COULD HAVE DEFLOWERED THE HOT MUSCULAR ITALIAN STUD BUT I DIDN'T WANT TO BE CUCKED BY A FUCKING /MAN/, JUST BECAUSE HE WANTED TO HAVE A FUCKING "OPEN" RELATIONSHIP. IT'S GONNA BE OPEN ALRIGHT, I'M GOING TO OPEN MY FUCKING CHEST, AND TEAR OUT MY HEAR, AND GIVE HIM ALL OF MY LOVE. I WANTED TO BE WITH HIM AT THE CLUBS, THE RAVES, THE CONVERTS, THE FESTIVALS, ANY EVENTS THAT WOULD KEEP ME FROM BEING AN ANTI-SOCIAL AUTISTS. I COULD HAVE BEEN FUCKING HAPPY. HOLDING EACH OTHER, FUCK, I WOULDN'T EVEN MIND IF I STARTED GETTING ASS TOO, JUST DON'T LEAVE ME THE FUCK BEHIND YOU FUCKING ITALIAN PIECE OF SHIT, YOU 6"6 ALL MUSCLED PEPPERONI PIZZA PUSHER. FUCKING SALAMI SLICER. WE HAD POTENTIAL TOGETHER, TO GROW AND NOURISH AND LOVE AND BLESS. TO CREATE SOMETHING ENTIRELY NEW, MAYBE IT WASN'T QUITE YOU. MAYBE IT'S MY FAULT, MAYBE I'M NOT STRONG ENOUGH, OR MAYBE, I'M TOO STRONG, SO STRONG THAT I WOULDN'T SINK TO GETTING CUCKED BY SOME FUCKING POZZED MAMMA MIA DEEP THROATED ASSHOLE PIZZOLI CUNT. I WANT HIM TO BOIL ME ALIVE, TO SLIT MY WRISTS AND SCRAPE OFF MY BONE MARROW WITH HIS PERFECT SMILE, TO ENDULGE IN MY BODY AND THE INSIDES OF IT. TO GO "PIPIRIPIRRPIR! AHH. DEEZ A DEE PERFECT BABBY", TO HOLD ME IN CHASTITY AS HE FUCKING FUCKS THE CUMS OUT OF ME LIKE A GOOD LITTLE BITCH. TO CORRUPT HIM AND PURIFY HIM. TO TEACH HIM NEW KINKS. I BLEW IT ALL Holla Forums, I FUCKING BLEW IT. I COULD HAVE HAD THE BEST BOYFRIEND IN THE WORLD AND I COULD HAVE CONTRIBUTED BY MAKING FUNNY GREENTEXTS, BUT ALL I HAVE IS THIS FUCKED UP SCREECHTEXT, I'M SO ALONE. I WANT TO KILL. I MUST KILL MOTHERFUCKERS. I NEED FAGGOT BLOOD FOR THE FAGGOT BLOOD GOD. FUCKING PAISANO PUSSY PILL POPPING BALL BUSTING HEARTWRENCHING MALL-CRAWLING MANLET LOVING PIECE OF PUTRIED OLD WORLD DOGSHIT. I HATE THIS EARTH, I FUCKING ///HATE/// IT. I NEED YOU. I NEED YOU SO BAD. I NEED YOU TO HOLD ME AND LOVE ME AND COMPLETE ME. PLEASE. I FEEL SO HOLLOW AND HURT


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Rimworld is good tho. And unreal one. Warframe was good for a while.

every fucking breath I take without you, is a waste.I truly, dearly, do miss you.

I'm in a gay relationship too, but you sound like a sperg.

If I was dating you I'd probably try and weasel out of it tbh. Probably wouldn't cuck you, but I'm a much different person than him.

I am ashamed that these games have the DX name even DX 2 is better than these abominations.

Can you stop posting you mentally ill piece of shit? Just go back to leddit/scumblr literally not a soul wants you or your mental illness here.

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Don't encourage him.

for the wages of sin are death

This fucking website is clearly dead when this is the kind of shit that passes for comedy nowadays. Thanks for killing Holla Forums Jim, you fucking reddit-reading kike.

If I were encouraging him then I'd have included his other ones.

Reminder Jagged Alliance 2 was made by Canadians

Hey there autismo.

It's ok user, I've been there, I know those feelings of thinking they were the one then getting burned horribly, then being reminded to this day of all the things we were supposed to share and enjoy.

But that's no reason to sperg out, you gotta pick your self up you fag.

Was it, or what is made by the Sir-Tech American group and just finished by the Cuck Canuck branch when the America's went under instead?

The US branch closed in 1998 and the game was released in 1999
If it was developed by a completely different group of people I would assume they would have taken longer to release it.

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Which is why I said "just finished" by the Canuc'o'cuck's.

His augs are misconfigured so when ever he tries to drink his problems away the mug shatters instead.

Gas yourself faggot. I hope you migrate to Russia so that he can burn your corrupt soul. Homosexuality is a disease.

*he
I meant Putin.

Fucking faggots.

No, it was published by canadians.

Heh change the text in the pic to "Deubs Chex: Holla Forums Divided" and you've got yourself a winner.

I loved HR.
This game was such a letdown. The ending was trash and it felt like they had just cut out parts of the game to sell later as DLC.
And fucking microtransactions in a singleplayer only game..
Not to mention the rampant degeneracy and other dumb narrative pushing

No, because the game is actually bretty good and. I am barely even half-way through the story and I have 30 hours in it.

The "consensus" on this board, that this is some kind of flop, from an overall quality perspective, is completelly unjustified, imho

Most people here, ironically, just listen to retard reviewers, who I thought were hated, but i guess not, if they appeal to yor bias. Also it's a Denuvo game, so people ahve conditioned tehmselves to just hate anything with it, really.

And that's actually the one big problem with the game, I enjoy the fuck out of it so far, but the Denuvo garbage guarantess, that it will simply be forgotten about in due time, just like almost any other Denuvo game, and it will sell like ass, regardless.

A game which prides itself on good story NEEDS a good satisfying ending. This game doesn't have that.
HR had a good storyline which tied up everything pretty neatly.
MD's story was just insulting.

MIcrotransactions are for the Breach mode only (as far as i am aware) and are completelyl ignorable. I guess if you want to condemn it nothing but principle alone, sure, but it's not even MGSV, where you have to wait a literal in game hour to build shit, or pay up.

I also understand why people here get buttblasted about the "Aug Lives Matter" shit, but it really isn't as bad in the game as you are led to believe by screen caps and the side quests are still some of the best ones in all Deus Ex games so far.

That's actually the strange part, the side quest in this one are so long and involved, that they seem more like the actual main part of the game, than anything else.

The main story being what it is, however, is jsut Square trying to stretch things out. DX:HR was more of an experiment, now that the franchize has proven to be , at the very least, profitable (Denuvo tho), they plan on releasing these more often, hence, the overall story is stretched out.

fucking gaymos lol XDDD

The story is shit.
They "stretch it out" to sell the rest of the story as DLC later.
The dumb cuck narratives doesn't bother me as much as the terrible ending.
Who cares about the side quests? I finished all of them I think, and I'm still really triggered at how the game ended.
What? There's like 2 boss fights in the entire game? And one of them is a side quest…

Considering just how much better the overall gameplay and sidequests are, to seriously just dismiss the game, because the main story is bad, is fucking retarded.

You are the type of person developers probably think of, when they make cinematic games like the new Cuck of War and Uncharted anything.

If anything, this game made me realize just how prevelent this story centric mentality is.

DX:MD absolutelly DESTROYS the previous one when it comes to gameplay and level desighn, but >MUH story resolution

Again, I get where you come from, but it's really obvious to me, that people here have been conditioned in to accepting and embracing the cinematic meme, so much so that a bad story alone is enough to completelly destroy people's enjoyment of games.

Unless you are part of the cool kids cult of E.Y.E. :^)

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This

The gameplay isn't even that good when you can just cloak your way past everything.
The mechanics are basically the same as HR, which a few extra augs I never even used.


And this one doesn't even have that, it just ends when you think you've defeated the first boss.

Square wants to turn this in to a big franchize. So the main story will remain for the next game.

That doesn't mean there won't be story driven DLC, but it just makes no sense, if you plan on releasing these games periodically, like Uncharted.


If you are seriously triggered, that a Deus Ex game does't have boss fights, then congratulations, you ahve been assimilated by the modern day cinematic cancer.

You can justify this trashy game all you like. It still won't change the fact that it's a unfinished piece of shit made to squeeze you of shekels.
They're gonna sell you the main storyline as DLC.

Deus ex 1 had boss fights, though you could avoid most of them.

They barely even counted as boss fights. They were literally just normal NPC's with buffed stats.

>It still won't change the fact that it's a unfinished piece of shit made to squeeze you of shekels.

And your pro cinematic story driven mentality won't change the undeniable fact, that the gameplay and level design is way better than the previous game.

Hell, I am calling it now: When the next game comes out, people on here will be talking about how big and expansive the previous one was, how many options you ahd durign the Paliside Bank level, etc. Just like how people now pretend that DX:HR was so great. Just like how Dark Souls faggs talked about how good DS 2 actually was, when DS 3 didn't have the same New Game + and interesting covenants.

The character is from the manga "Haven't You Heard? I'm Sakamoto". I a doujin artists has tweeted as a joke that he is Bayonetta's son, but I've never seen Kamiya tweet it.

Please explain why MD's gameplay is so much better than HR? Whats the big difference?
More vents to crawl through? A few extra meaningless augs?
Did you enjoy taking the metro back and fourth a million times?
The 2 rather linear area's you're allowed to visit other than the main city? Atleast HR had two open-ish areas that were distinguishable.
And why do you keep implying that I play games for cinematics? Just because I dislike the way this game ended and the story in general I must like QTE games with no gameplay? Is that all the arguements you can come up with?
Hurrdurr, since you dislike the story, that means you must have wanted more cutscenes and cinematics. No. I wanted a longer game which actually had a satisfying ending, a real villain, you know, like one of the guys you see at the start of the game, someone who's pulling the strings. Instead the villain is some tool for the (((illuminati))) which you meet half-way into the game and have practically no interaction with.

fuck you

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How the fuck did that guy get elected?

He got elected because it's the current year

Stop being gay you massive nigger kike.

His father was Prime Minister and the alternative to him was Stephen Harper.

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is this article real? I didn't think he was this bad

I could believe it. The Canadian government tries its hardest to act independently and inspires nationalism as much as it can. It's the closest thing to Nazism.

Go back to your dogs and horses

If only the myladies could see how virtuous you are and ditch those SCUM guys they insist on dating instead of you. Nice white knight bait, 8/10.

Oh he absolutely did and the media was praising him for being a political genius for saying no to Putin. There were also other people defending Trudeau because "lol what difference would it make, it was almost over anyway" even though it lasted long after those articles and continued to damage property

Also Trudeau gets intentionally overblown scandals to bolster his image to be as great as possible by distracting from actual shit he causes. For example western media couldn't shut up about how he slightly pushed a woman as if it were something hugely controversial while this shit happened, a lot of these outlets reported on the fires due to how serious they were but almost always downplayed his contribution to the situation being shit. The media is well aware of the Canadian stereotype of being incredibly kind and welcoming and they decided to take advantage of it by pushing that shitty nudge as being sexual assault because they knew a lot of people wouldn't take it seriously and would assume that he was largely clean if that were to be the most outrageous thing he has done.

I dont think you're giving Holla Forums's desperation enough credit.

Pretend I posted a reaction image here.

Though it would have been nice if you could fuck with the bossfights in HR like how you could ambush navarre early on in DX1 or use the killphrases.

why is it that most trump supporters arent even american?

relationship means less time for video games.

female mcs should only be in game when the character is female. i.e not a fuggin soldier, women can't be soldiers and all countries that allow women soldiers in give them lower requirements and let them in even if they don't pass because muh quotas.
It makes sense in fucking minecraft or some fantasy mmo but a female MC isn't a fit for deus ex at all

justin "FUCK MY SHIT UP" trudeau confirmed to be actively trying to fuck up canada.
The one time letting foreigners in is of help he says no

Not even. Got a notice from Bell about something I pirated a while ago a striptease video, forgot the name though.

trump is less harmful than the tpp to non-americans. your congress has enough safeguards to stop him from going north korea tier.

I want reddit to leave.

Can we all agree that Reddit should leave?

Yes, nothing good ever came out of Canada.

dead canadians came out of canada

Yes.

I'm pretty sure ded canucks permanently stay there

someone has to have died on the border and fell on the other side by now
or something like a dead person on an airplane but the flight continues
I'm sure a canuck or 2 has come out of canada while dead at some point

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Well since you've more or less abolished both borders and ID checks for voting…

Nah, I know a guy who can hook you up with some.

Faggot.