Hurricane Harvey Thread #7 - Ammonia, Aligator and AIDS Edition

Will Flood-chan continue?

In this episode, alligators join the party, refrigerated trucks house ammonia, and the water might contain AIDS! Stay tuned!~

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How many dead?

Everyone.

OP, this isn't the time to attention whore with your waifu, this is a happening.

YAYYYYYYY it expands

It would be extremely hazardous.

We are truly living in the shitpost time line.

user, I don't think you understand the fresh hell going on there. Niggers are now using air mattresses as boats. We will have floating loot crews shortly. Heaven help us if they tame the alligators.

GLOOMTUBE STREAM
LEVEES BREAKING IN OMNI

THE WATER RISES!

Reminder
Now that the rains are gone the chimpouts will surge
police scanners
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Air mattress + floating debris = wet monkeys.

One faggot is saying the pressure from the increased tides and river level will cause the pipe to burst, the other is saying that the pipes wont bust because they are rated for several thousand psi, first faggot responds saying that inward pressure and outward pressures are different and autistic shitflinging ensues.

holy fuck, I need search and rescue on my sides

first responders in beaumont are herding cattle to higher ground
dont worry about the impending chemical plant meltdown
nothing to see here yall

OP of previous thread here. OP just has good tastes. No bulli.


No. They literally live in what is basically nature's toilet. Their immune systems are as insane as their killing ability. They are borderline perfect creatures.

Thread 6 at

not op of 6, I meant to throw the gator as first image pls no bully

UUUU

They're adapting to water user. I was told niggers didn't have the capacity to learn.
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON OUT THERE THAT NIGGERS ARE ADAPTING TO WATER???

Please, for the love of god, shut the fuck up about this.

Before the marxists took over our language, we had a term for innovative niggers.

*spoiler*nigger-rigging*/spoiler*

NIGGER AND COMMANDER
Admiral Nog of the Loot Armada dictates a memo:

Gave me a chuckle user.

It's just spontaneous reactions. It's nothing to worry about. Everyone knows niggers can't learn.

Thats a big gator.

You're a big pipe.

youtube.com/watch?v=oWwqIO_4VNw

KHOU11 Streaming. Decent info.

I wonder if it's happening in Orange County TX? I have a friend there that is not responding to my calls or texts and they have a voluntary evacuation for parts of the county.

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3 MILE BLAST RADIUS AT THE PLANT!

15 give or take
they expect that number to rise as the water level goes down

You best not be just saying things you nigger. Post pictures if something blew up.

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Projected radius if the chemical plant should explode. Hasn't yet.

Oh okay. Wait 3 miles? That easily puts those housing developments in the blast zone.

what scenario would actually cause a mass blowout, and not just leeching into the water?

Area is evacuated but they are saying it will blow and has a 3 mile blast radius.

==F==

It's just the number they said on the gloomtube stream. I have no idea what they're basing it on.

Time to get /comfy/

I just want to point out, there are a minimum of 2 million people currently trapped in the Houston area, with a maximum of about 6 million possible. Many of them are without power or potable water, and there's no easy path in or out of the city for them. It will be several days still until large scale rescue operations are feasible.

There were 100,000 people in NOLA when Katrina hit. Nearly 2,000 of them died, or a 2% fatality rate. If we saw anything similar here, it would be 40,000-120,000 people dead.

Probably the previous explosion that happened in West, Texas.

Hurricane, stay! I'm in charge!

IT'S HABBEDING???

You are compltely wrong and I shouldn't even respond because you damn well know it.

Looks like it will. Which will happen first though? The plant going boom, the levies bursting, or the gators eating people?

I don't mean to be a downer, but the "red fluid" in the fourth pic of the clinic, it seems like it's not blood but antifreeze or something leaking from the generator next to it.

Gators are probably already eating people that have died so that.

BBC Bix Nood is providing hard hitting coverage

I have no side in the argument I was just summing what appears to be you and your engineering arch-nemesis show of autism.

most of the dead are going to be old-ass people
it sounds heartless but if you think about it oldfags are the best group to die in a natural disaster because they've lived a full life
or at least that would be the case in a homogenous white society. in this instance it would of course be ideal if the dead were all breeding age muds and we know at least 4 of them were

Hahaha, now we have a go to source for lulz on ANY news story.

I TOLD YOU NIGGERS ARE ADAPTING!

Fucking hell will this ever stop being hilarious

Call me when they actually build one.

This storm just keeps getting better.

jesus christ every single anchor on fox26 is a tightbodied slut
fox26houston.com/live

It's liquified chemicals under extreme pressure. They need to be kept very cold or they will burst their tanks.

The chemicals are organic peroxides and extremely explosive.

There is a 1.5 mile diamater evacuation zone around the plant.

9/10 chance gloomtube doesn't know the difference between radius and diameter

Is there power plant at chemical plant?

YES
EAT ALL THE NIGGERS ALLIGATOR-CHAN!

Gloomtube is run by a nigger so you are probably correct.

Diesel is commonly dyed red

it doesn't make sense for blood to just be loose in the water anyway, it would be floating bags or whatever
but yeah, niggers are dumb and it's funny

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Plant will go first, I expect. The dams are a coin toss. If those dams go we're going to see this rape turned into a murder.


There's likely to be pretty high fatality levels in the ghettos as well. Nogs aren't smart enough to stockpile food or potable water, and there's no way for anyone to reach them with water. When it clears up and hits 90 out, thirsty niggers are going to start drinking flood water. The thing no-one is taking into account with this compared to Katrina is that we are dealing with a population of millions of people now isolated in a city with no means of resupply, because most routes into the city are underwater. The airport is underwater as well, from what I understand. It's all a matter of how long until the water lowers enough for them to be able to actually get to people to help. If the rain comes back, another storm hits, or those dams fail, it's going to get significantly worse as well.

Basically, think of this as a case study of what would likely happen in a major US city in the event of a siege during a civil war. Some supplies can get in, but logistics are a nightmare, and basic services are down.

Also keep in mind, most cell phones are likely dead by now, so people can't call for help any more.

No, its just a chemical plant.

They have been attempting to use diesel generators to keep the chemicals refrigerated.

Amd they said quality journalism doesn't exist. Haha

wanna know how i know you never get dubs

Proud to be one of those faggots

IT'S HAPPENING

Case in point.

I can hear it now.

Those old people will be food for the gators soon.

Checked.

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I can just see niggers in refuge shelters demanding white people hand over their crated pets to eat

600 gators loose in what is essentially a giant all you can eat buffet.

approximately 3800 live in the 3-mile death radius of that liquid organic peroxide factory

Coast guard lost two boats in kingwood! No longer doing rescues due to strong current. ITS HAPPENING!!

Kingwood has a mainly white population.

Will one of you hydro-autists just shut the fuck up and tell us when the stupid reservoir will pop?

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smart whites wouldn't still be there right now

their autism is on-topic though
stop bullying pipeniggers

So the niggers are going to breath the poisonous gas and become the dinner for the gator while floating around amongst the dead bodies.

gator + flood + gas = triple happenings.


How much fuel do they need to keep them running?

Fuck I love this timeline.

Late to the party.

What's habbeding?! Will there be a nuclear explosion? >mfw came here for Aqua and instead got Megumin

More like DEPIPING

HAHA AMIRITE???????

WELL IT'S FLOODIN' DOWN IN TEXAS
ALL OF THE TELEPHONE LINES ARE DOWN
WELL IT'S FLOODIN' DOWN IN TEXAS
ALL OF THE TELEPHONE LINES ARE DOWN
AND I'VE BEEN TRYIN' TO CALL MY BABY
LORD AND I CAN'T GET A SINGLE SOUND

WELL DARK CLOUDS ARE ROLLIN' IN
MAN I'M STANDIN' OUT IN THE RAIN
WELL DARK CLOUDS ARE ROLLIN' IN
MAN I'M STANDIN' OUT IN THE RAIN
YEAH FLOOD WATER KEEP RO-OH-OH-OLLIN
MAN IT'S ABOUT TO DRIVE POOR ME INSANE

WELL I'M LEAVIN' YOU BABY
LORD AND I'M GOIN' BACK HOME TO STAY
WELL I'M LEAVIN' YOU BABY
LORD AND I'M GOIN' BACK HOME TO STAY
WELL BACK HOME ARE NO FLOODS OR TORNADOS
BABY AND THE SUN SHINES EVERY DAY

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I heard earlier on KHOU that the diesel generators were flooded and there's no power at all.

JUST PIPE MY SHIT UP FAM

I thought they have abandoned the town? Many people knew the storm is coming a week ago.

They can't, because they're larping.
Just get a drink of choice and enjoy the scanner chatter

Doyouknowwhereweare.jpg

Things are getting comfy

Would the chemical plant disaster be covered by Harris County Sherrifs scanner feed? Crosby is in Harris County but I can't find a Crosby specific scanner.

KHOU11 REPORTING BAYOUS ARE DROPPING BELOW FLOOD LEVEL

Niggers have learned how to steal boats to survive
Lots of alligators are probably eating nursing home flood victims
Dams are maybe but probably not going to burst unless they start majorly eroding
Two faggots keep going on about pipes and pressure and shit.

Given how much rain got dumped on them and how close they are to the water, I doubt fuel is the problem. Generators probably flooded

Hang on we forgot the AIDS and mozzie diseases!

sage for shitpost and i can't be arsed to shoop it up right now

Thanks. Almost forgot Houston is now closed due to AIDS.

Ohhhhh the gassed bodies.

That's a big guy

Is this a live image from TX?

EXPLOSION~!

KHOU11 REPORTING STRANDED PEOPLE ARE WAVING FRENCH FLAGS TO GET HELP

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use youtubemultiplier to watch multiple livestreams at once

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For Hou

Daily reminder, Darkness is the best girl.

How new are you?

Ah it is problematic now! I wonder if the gas can mutate the diseases?

WHAT DOES IT MEAN

Go home, Lalatina, maybe your toys will keep you company.
Megumin a best

Well this all started because tv science nigger said the pipelines were going to burst at the bridge crossings. But I didnt hear his full explanation and I said no fucking way the pipes might bend and deform but they aint a gonna break just from the force of flowing water. Pic related is what a pipe on a bridge crossing looks like plus I lived in Hou have seen pipeline bridge crossings scattered around town. Double plus I worked for the biggest pipline company in the USA TETCO and did actual pipeline static testing after it was all finished being welded up. So I say no piplines burstings and others say it can be bursted by water pressures and forces.
So we are at an impasse until a pipelines actually bursted

Darkness is a pure virgin.

KHOU 11 REPORTING HOUSTON SHELTERS HAVE OPTED TO CUCK TO ILLEGALS AND NOT CHECK IMIGRATION STATUS

Send in ICE! This is a once in a decade oppertunity to have them grouped up like this.

DUBS DEMAND IT!

The Dubs have have said Let it be SO

Yep, the good ol' nig-rig. Now I call it "AAE", for African American Engineered.
Which typically gets a bigger reaction than nig-rig. Somehow putting in the extra effort to make it PC while still maintaining the concept of inferior black engineering really rustles some jimmies.

Thanks for the keks

Does ICE have "rescue boats" deployed?

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Source?

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Looks like neither dam is updating their water levels at this point. It takes a while for water to filter into a drainage basin, so the water levels could still rise over the next 12ish hours.


That's a good one, I'm stealing that.


If they don't, it'd be a damned good rumor to spread. Same with claiming that the news is lying and ICE is at the shelters.

Was getting flooded part of your forecast?

top jej

Am I the only person watching the city that proudly boasted that it was "The Most Diverse City in America" get completely and utterly destroyed and thinking it's a sign from the Old Gods?

Of coursh!

They're waving white flags?

Not autistic enough to pull the episode, but she mentions it in the anime as couple times. It is pretty blatantly spelled out in the LN.
offtopic

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Why not just ask the weatherman?

first picture copper not steel bursted from freezings houston is 90 degrees right now
all pictures bursted from internal pressures not external lateral force applied to the pipes
try harder

essentially it means that dropping water levels correlates to a surge in chimping levels

So it's likely a dam is leaking?

this kills the pipefag

please stop posting about pipes, and focus on the real possibility: Chemical Plant Zone

Is that anime any good or is it just for waifus?

It's waifus. Watch Made in Abyss.

There will be no burst pipes is all I have said
but a chemical plant blowup is a good possibility on a clear ass dry day on the gulf coast.

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Correction: Read Made in Abyss

I've seen so many wasted digits these past few days. I thought summer was over. Wake me up in September

It's a complete brain-dick experience.
It's actually good and it has waifus in it.
Also ignore the faggots saying darkness isn't best girl they're just aqua on a VPN, darkness just needs to be shown love and she'll be a /christian/-tier wife.

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they're all girls, user

heiled
Waifus. No real plot, but some okay gags here and there.

On the note of bursting pipes, to humor and trigger: What about sediment/dirt/sand getting into certain points in the sewer system? There are areas, especially in residential neighborhoods, that have weak spots where sediment could build up easily and cause a block leading to a burst?
But Chemical Plant Zone is gonna be a good one, focus on that for now and save the pipes for fat plumbers. ;^)

This is not a laughing matter

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Is anyone watching Mayor Nigger attempting to speak english?

Pipes are not engineered to withstand lateral force, and would suffer severe risks of buckling under a lateral load induced by flowing water. The structure you showed the pipes in here: are built to prevent the pipes from failing under the buckling force of their own weight due to gravity, but from the looks of them have limited strength in a sideways loading (I.E. flowing water). I can't say definitively if they would be sufficient to prevent the pipes from failing under a load from the water, but I can say the structure does not appear to be engineered to deal with that.

Now, can we please stop 'tisming about pipes?

t. mecheng student.

Where is the Jar-Jar Bridge?

it has good jokes, and waifus

That's about it. If you're looking for something better than a humorous pseudo slice of life thing then you won't find it in kunosuba.

We are talking about natural gas pipeline and butane and petroleum and shit. Stuff that goes boom when it ruptures not make a shit mess.
Pic related lateral bending of pipe no rupture.
Also there is almost 0 pressure in sewer pipe line.


Frozen water in a copper pipe houston is 90 degrees right now

They also need XL and XXL clothes for dem beached landwhales

Lootmas streams tonight.

done it for you

Laughing at this has made me realize I'm a bad person. Yet, I don't feel like I should care.

Houston fucked

Its a satire animu that makes fun of your typical medieval/rpg animus.

GIVE ALLIGATOR-CHAN YOU'RE ENERGY

lateral strength is the same as gravity strength in a round member.
not enough lateral force in flowing water to rupture a gas pipeline

t. graduate mechanical engineer 1977

Okay, BUT what about a big guy planting a pneumatic device on a fulcrum or pressure point in the bridges? Drone strike? ;^)
UUUU, FBI

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Nah, curfew just announced tonight

steppin on dem manhoes be puttin people in danger

Fuck.

Sure but that is not flowing water.
Blame retarded tv science guy for fear porning the general public not me.

You fags will argue about anything.

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Nigs are still gonna nig this just makes things more interesting

There can still be lootmas but there is a curfew 10pm to 5am.

Niggers won't know there's a curfew or simply won't care.

How are they going to enforce curfew with boats?

Who the hell eats those? I tried them once and they were shit.

Can you imagine that though?

No we wont, fuck you.

Why would you put one of the worst kinds of chese on something that takes that long to make?

don't remind us

best streams
youtube.com/watch?v=Twn0jXzCx6g

youtube.com/watch?v=uhNwKF0r9gc

Idk my phamlam, I watched both seasons and don't recall a single instance of her mentioning sex toys.

How do they enforce a curfew in a place like this? Shoot on sight?

Nigger don't you dare talk shit about feta.

They're not too bad, actually. I like red potatoes more, though.

Sounds like a buttmad russet potato babby.

I just want to see some gators eating niggers at this point.

They said they would stop vehicles, not sure about on foot. It's still hard for cops to get around the city so I doubt they'll be able to enforce this completely

This police chief speaks peasant spanish. Prolly mexishit. I always love correcting these fuckheads when they attempt to speak spanish.

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Get lost kid, you don't know shit about pipes and pipe related paraphernalia.

Do we really have to derail every thread? As far as I'm concerned people that do this shit are shills. Even if just a moron or autists it's effectively the same thing that shills do.

I don't shill for things unless they're really good, and it bears repeating how much everyone should read Made in Abyss. It'll play with your emotions. Style and theme wise, it's Cave Story/Dungeon Meshi/Dark Souls, and drawn by a moe artist known for Ichigo Mashimaro. Excellent setting, art, worldbuilding, characters, etc.

It's a dungeon delve that absolutely sells you on the consequences of it, in tone, emotions, and art. And the first main antagonist is #BestDad2017. The anime is beautiful both visually (actual ex-Ghibli staff) and musically, but seriously, read it first. It has more time to build up character relationships, which are important.

It's pretty Magical Realm, though, if that's a turnoff. It's pretty easy to figure out what the writer's fetishes are.

kys

3/8 would not cook at home
You think you're funny, pulling that ancient b8 out?

ICE WAS MENTIONED DURING BEANERSPEAK
PEOPLE ARE POSING AS POLICE TO ROB PEOPLE
CURFEW IN EFFECT FROM 10 TO 5 - ACTUALLY UNTIL IT IS NO LONGER NEEDED

copper pipe failure from frozen water houston is 90 degrees right now

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Sorry if I'd like to think back to simpler times. Having just escaped Houston myself it'd be nice to have some light hearted conversations. Happenings are comfy, but being there in the shit is a bit nerve wracking.

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Gotcha, threads are getting really shitposty compared to the first 4 or so though.

I'm still in Houston but I went out and grocery stores and a liquor store were open. So I'm resupplied

Whats the news on the levys? Will they hold?

Pretty much in the male context though.

Where are you at user?

Hooray for you user glad you are safe and comfy.
I went through no electricity for 2 weeks almost when Alicia hit.

It's very entertaining, even my normalfag associates agree with that. That's the only way to accurately describe it.

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How deep in the shit were you, lad? You have to leave anything important behind?

Nice digits, kek, but that is an ancient relic which you should place back on its display.

GOD FUCKING DAMN STOP WASTING DIGITS YOU WORTHLESS TRIPLE NIGGERS!

What no dubs check?
Sad

Bored of waiting, need Houston user to liberate a bulldozer of peace and give the levee a friendly nudge tonight? Bonus points for moonman mask.

Don't know, which levies?


N/W Outside outer loop

Masterful.

You fucking beta faggot. You do know sweet potatoes is one of the highest estrogen foods. I bet u have man tits dont ya?

Yeah our power only flickered twice. I spent five days in a row shitposting and drinking

I had a whole 'tism typed up, but I want the pipe shit to die, so I'm just going to say that I clearly didn't explain myself properly, because you responded to something I wasn't arguing, and leave it at that.

You dont need a bull dozer for a earth levee a simple garden hoe will work if the water is high enough.
All you need to do is get the water to start trickling over the top nature does the rest.

I bet you would not even blind a Cyclops of demigod status provoking the wrath of his Sea God father just to steal his cheese, faggot.

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Like 2 mi from Addicks reservoir. My family left finally so just some material possessions are lost thank God.

Is that feta futa or just futa feta.

Blame fucking tv science nigger and fear porning the public not me.

WE HAVE A LEVEE BREACH BY THE OMNI HOTEL!

Is that even a question

RAYCISS

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!

Sauce?

Which reservoir is it on?

Hope you brought a fun or two with to hunt nogs in the new houston bayou!

Scanner talk on gloomtube

Not on one of the dams, here's the location.

Some one heed this advice and send the drone to live stream the brutality of the Motha effer nature.

That is a bayou=river it might be spilling over the banks that is different than a levee.

Shit, I was wrong, there are two omni hotels.

IDS HABBENING

"Over 9000" rescues

highlights of Houston's king nigger press conference

Is that one near addicks?

The memes, Jack

Go down to street view, it even has an access ramp that goes down to the water level. There's nothing resembling a levee there.

Yup.

IF YOU ARE DOWNSTREAM FLEE NOW

At first glance this is a big brown bear's head yelling to the left.

There's two omni hotels in Houston, I grabbed the wrong one on the first try, see
instead

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Hahaha this is do ridiculous. The fat people can't run.

Ah well that makes more sense, right next to Addicks spillway

We're kind of in 7 threads worth of response to a single event and not much new is happening most of the time, a couple shitposts and side conversations here and there aren't going to kill it any more than thread OPs posting shit waifus does.
They're not even trying anymore.


I prefer cheese that isn't shit, like cheddar.


>NEAR A FUCKING CEMETARY

Lotta loyalty for a meteorologist.

no user, wonder woman fought world war one natzees
barova dc

How are they rescues the fat people? it will be strains on the boats.

mmm Coco makes this flooding delicious

Fats just float user

Free coco for the gators!

Actually, fat is lighter than water, so fat people are naturally buoyant. Ever watch fat people at the pool, we float without rafts.

They are too heavy to float.

Do my dubs lie?

Really? This is bad for them because they will be used as the boats by the niggers.

Houston has been rated the fattest city in the nation several times. Not sure if they are the current champs but regardless, they are fat as all fuck

IT IS MY PLEASURE TO INTRODUCE TO YOU, TROPICAL STORM IRMA

No I admit that I am wrong.

Fuck, let's try that again.

When did we end up in the Day After Tomorrow universe?

i'm really hoping that since the city officials broke the silence on chimping the media will start covering it tonight

Restaurants here tend to have good food and large portions, I can see why.

Holy fuck I heard there was another one.
Sayonara Hou

WEW

don't you dare

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You are a faggot, Johnny Rockslide.

ADDICKS LEVEE IS BREAKING NEAR OMNI HOTEL, CATASTROPHIC FAILURE IMMINENT

user the niggers and spics inflate the obesity rate bigly
carlos.bmp
news: (((joel osteen))) going to speak about the criticism he received for initially refusing to open Lakewood, his gigantic christcucking pavillion as a shelter

Trajectory?

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Which way is Irma-chan going user?

Is that the prediction for the one off the coast of Africa, or the tropical wave off the coast of Costa Rica?


Is there any confirmation on this beyond the scanner?

It will be good for the taxpayers because that mean less welfares and more money.

FOX 26 REPORTING ARKAMA PLANT HAS NO POWER OR BACKUP
ABILITY TO CONTROL TEMPERATURE OF CHEMICALS WAS LOST ON SUNDAY AND HAS NOT BEEN RESTORED
11 PEOPLE AT THE PLANT TO BE SACRAFICED
PLANT HANDLES LIQUID AMMONIA AND LIQUID ORGANIC PEROXIDES
RISK OF EXPLOSION

It's a byproduct of growing up in a hellhole. Like how Space Marine chapters like to recruit from Deathworlds.

We also have the smuggest Hon-Haka girl. Look at that face, sipping orange juice out of a martini glass.

Was it said again on the scanner? I missed it both times got a phone call.

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Too early to tell it seems

I only heard it once, dunno about confirmation.

livestream of the c-plant?

rescues are being canceled due to currents getting stronger. A county wide curfew is in place for 10 pm. They don't want any boats on the water by that time. Which means it's going to be a cluster fuck. As night quickly approaches and rescue attempts dwindle, flooded areas will be left helpless. I suspect tonight will have the highest death toll of all…

Coco is the name of the weatherwaifu in

Florida: It is the best of places, it is the worst of places.

the curfew doesn't apply to media
this ride never ends

The niggers don't give a eff. This happened in Katrina so there is literally nothing the cops can do about the curfew. Why did they have to impose the curfew on the niggers is beyond me.

This is apparently in Beaumont

Some rules are meant to be broken, user.

I love my state.
Maybe I'm a bit insane.

Oh I thought that is code for the niggers. Awkward.

That photo is too perfect to not go down in history. You'll see that in National Geographic in 20 years.

Oh yes.

They haven't gotten the workers out?


I realize it's CY+2, but I don't think anyone is stupid enough to be livestreaming a chemical plant that is about to blow sky high.


Probably has less to do with the niggers than amateur rescue operators trying to perform high water rescue in severe currents at night. You don't want to lose your rescue crews.

Are they insane? They are going to be shoot by the niggers to rob them.

That's what happened at West, TX. They even brought their kids to film the fertilizer plant fire.

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They are staying. News was saying DHS and disaster management experts are trying to get it under control

CHECKED
NIGHT OF THE LONG NIGS FOR THE NEWSJEWS

The drones and free chicken wings for the niggers!

um sweetie

pls link to the gloomtube stream
i lost it

GUYYYYYYYYYYYS we still need plus-size clothing d'nations!

I hope you don't consider this filth "attractive".

Great redpilling material regardless

That is pretty risky to keep c-plant from blowing up.

Yeah it looks liek that forecast was wrong and it landed today near the outer banks and is done.

Everything about Florida creates ambiguous emotions. We have some of the greatest nature, and also the most rampant destruction of that nature. We have some of the most redpilled people in the country, and also the worst degeneracy anywhere in the west*. We're nothing but extremes.


anyone claiming that it's california or Massachusetts has never been here

fuck fat fucking cows like that
she's dead already, her heart won't last another month
should have just tried to help someone else

Confirming this. Can't fucking stand our weather, though. I hate humidity.

floridaniggers get out
at least pipeniggers are topical
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

They either think there is a good chance of success or the potential outcome is so unacceptable they think it worth the human risk.

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Oh please, try the Aussie Summer and you will be in shock!

We can't leave this place, so we're bringing it to you.

Have a rare Xehanort.

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TX has gators too now. 600 nigger hungry gators are free and floating around in TX.

There are gators in Texas?

Where the fuck do they live when no hurricane is around?

Can confirm, Florida is an awesome state. I'm very excited to get back

This one yes. political discussions are great, at least its not all copy/paste of people, we can have opinions for once. Weather is hit or miss.

At least we got DISNEY ==Which can go fuck itself, I hate that cash cow shit==

But in all seriousness, finally someone else takes the bullet for the hurricane damage and not us this time. We had Matthew, Andrew, Francis, Wilma, practically all of 2004 and 2005, and still get shit every year. let someone else clean up

texas

We have better gun laws than those two commie states. In 2015 we legalized concealed carry without permits during states of emergency to deal with the looters.


Get better clothing for it. Male tank tops work well.


Considering it brings in enough tourist shekels we don't need state income tax, whatever. The water parks at Disney are alright.

We been quiet dont tempt us.
And dont blame me blame tv science nigger for fear porning the public.

Texas Gulf Coast is marshy

My father used to go fishing in a john boat and keep a .22 pistol in his tackle box because gators would try to crawl into the boat when he was near a bank under a tree

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The eclipse. Weren't you paying attention?

The bayous right down town in Hou, which is a tropical not a desert climate.

I am so sorry, cuck.

I've learned to just not mind being wet. Either with sweat or the torrential rain.

Those are blue, user. Wonder where she's from…

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Yea yea, I need to lurk moar. give me a break. I just dont post enough, I like watching, not clogging up the boards.

It's not being wet that bothers me. It's trying to breathe soup. You don't realize how hard your lungs and heart are working just to exist here until you go somewhere else and it's suddenly easier to breathe than it's ever been.

uh, that's not gonna work


Eh, at least I have reciprocity in every state I care to go to now. Keeping records of guns outside of ((federal law)) is a felon too.

When is it due? I hope it is happening now because this is lulz.

the white man's burden

How many more niggers will flash lights at rescue helicopters after that night vision warning?

Are there any streams from the air?

How the fuck did you not know when the eclipse was? Happened a while ago dude.

Or backup food supplies.

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haha that lady was not happy at all, her lawn is fucked

I didn't read it yet.

It's not healthy to try and read every single post on Holla Forums

Seriously… don't do this.

i'm gonna be 200% mad if the livestock body count tops the mudskin death toll

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lel donkies make some loud funny noises at night

What fucking planet have you been on? If it wasn't Erra, get lost space nigger.

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Agreed, let some other people deal with hurricanes for once. 2004 fucking raped our citrus harvests, four hurricanes in one goddamn year.

I kinda had that experience when I went out west recently, first time I'd been outside Florida in ten years. I liked not having to coat my balls in deodorant every time I stepped out the door, but the dryness in the air took some getting used to.

Ok but it's impossible to read the threads at once. Too many threads is interesting.

Quit complaining Pablo and plant my palm tree

Kek IS the god of chaos, hes probably having a giggle right now.

nigger please

you're confusing

Dyed hair means more than just their scalps being bathed in toxic chemicals, but it also means a lack of confidence, and the need for a facade.
Might as well say "delicious brown", while you're at it.

I'm not seeing the natural glow of coloured eyes, there.

I love to have them in my backyard because they are cute and won't bother me during the night cause I am deaf. I hope the cops are saving the animals more than niggers.

>in potato state
Feels good man.


Get good, options menu has options for a formatting toolbar and there's a faq, no excuse.

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Do some cardio mouth-breather. I started jogging outdoors in the mornings outside instead of indoors, did wonders.

Looking at that map, the ConocoPhillips corporate offices (hq?) is just to the right of the hotel. What an omnipotent display of engineering, justice in the world if it gets washed away, but we'll probably end up paying for a new one in gas hikes anyways.

I think he might be an alien scout. He is gathering information for the coming invasion.

Now you fucking tell me.

Twitter seems to confirm addicks breach

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Use twitter search and search for addicks then click on newest (otherwise you'll see the recommended stuff which is all comforting army corps says not to fear breach)

You'll get your fun once Yellowstone blows.

THAT'S MONUMENT VALLEY YOU DOUBLE NIGGER

FUCKING GOOGLE TEXAS BIOMES

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Holy fuck that is from my child hood cartoons.

Fug lads

And the Ice Age era being.

nigger mayor just cucked
pushed curfew from 10pm to 12pm
im sure he wont regret this at all

Army Corp of Engineers will hold news conference with an update on Addicks/Barker Reservoirs and flooding at 8pm @KPRC2

Look closely, they're blue. Not all blue eyes gleam like those cgi monsters in Game of Thrones.

Hey shitposters, atticks is failing, you have something relevant to talk about

Fake gofundme from the dead van full of kids

gofundme.com/kgq62-memorial-funeral-expenses

It is on this feed right now addicks dam
youtube.com/watch?v=Txgyoq2AOtU

Fuck you, pipelines and sweet potatos.

wew

He is only doing this to save his face otherwise the news would be about the niggers disobeying the curfew rules and looting the houses.

update on 6 dead in sunken van (including 4 kids)
but they're all spics so lel
media warning that another spic already has a fake gofundme up

Settle down there sparky.

California needs to be hit but it almost never happens

Any good local station streams covering this shit, fucking national news is fucking useless as always, OMG Trump Jr. going to testify in front of panel. Sheriff Joe is a fucking Nazi, while largest natural disaster in US plays out.

HARVEY LEWT CREWS

Yes kill all illegal SPICS

PIPENIGGERS STRAP IN
the big fat sciencefag who will be speaking is the one who sparked all the autism

That's cause they get earthquakes.

posted

that's the fake kek

You had a point with the nose ring and dying hair but is there evidence of the hair being dyed or are you just being a nigger but "hurr if eyes are blue they glow just like in my animes and any eye color at all that isn't glowing blue is bad" just reveals you as a retard.

The Pacific is too cold to make typhoons that far north.

Because it will awake the brainwash ed watchers so nigger looting won't be show on tv.

Yeah, at least we can see nature's thrashings coming. The world hates CA so much it just suckerpunches them with literally zero warning. "Oops, your city fell over. Build it again, faggots. :^) "

YAYYYYYYY

whoa which stream?

So what happens to the region once the water goes away? Will it become a Detroit?

PIPENIGGERS GET IN HERE
THE SCIENCE(?)FAG PRESS CONFERENCE HAS BEGUN
khou.com/weather/houston-weather-forecast/62951506
youtube.com/watch?v=oWwqIO_4VNw

we got stand your ground and castle laws dont we?

Fox 26 said no problem but twitter seems to say major problem at atticks

Guys do you think ICE will boat around arresting illegals?

Just like katrina. It's nasty.

Houston is already halfway to being Detroit so yeah this should push them all the way

But they should float just fine so at least they have got that going for them.

Why doesn't California do controlled burns instead of letting fires rip through every summer, like sane states do?

sage for off topic

How bad is the erosion?

Fox 26 and Fox 11 are both streaming live on googletube

Digits confirm

the carbon emissions from burns are too much for cucked politicians to handle
unless they come from a natural event, of course, even though itll be worse then

you better lose some weight user

The fattness may save them but not the gators or niggers.

and I'm retarded, wrong field

it's not a sane state?
nice sage you nigger

Fucking up Houston druggie community. You are going to have spazz'd out drug zombies attacking to get their fix. SHOOT ON SIGHT!

If I was Houston, I could probably go two weeks with just drinking water and a powerbar each day and burn these fats. FAT is disaster ready. Don't you watch naked and afraid?

just a note this retard on right now seems to have one job and that is to read and he can barely do that apparently
the fat guy always delivers though

Perhaps they are wondering why you wouldn't let your wife cuck you, before raising her son as your own.

I don't know, army corps on TV now and not talking about failure.

AQUA-CHAN IS BEST GIRL

Oh yeah I never disputed our based gun laws

Almost certainly not. It would raise such a shrill cry among leftists the entire country would go deaf.

No part of Texas looks anything like that. Only a very small part of Texas is even a desert, and even our desert looks vastly different than your stupid picture. Where are you from, boy? Jew York city?

The water gage failed hours ago

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Well damn he only talked about dam out flows and nothing about bursted pipelines

ok


Keep flowing

NO PROBLEMS WITH DAMS
MATERIALS AND LABORERS ON SITE TO REPAIR DAMS IF THERE IS A FAILURE

DISASTER CALLED OFF

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They are all gator snacks anyway.

Is there are a reason why South America and Africa doesn't hurricanes either?

oh boy

Heat
The gulf and carribean are really shallow by comparison so they can heat up on the surface that creates the hurrycanes and tiefoons.

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Gator tail fried up like popcorn chicken is amazingly delicious. In a survival situation, I'd wrastle a gator just for that delicious meat.

Some of are dumb enough to ignore the warnings.

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Holy shit these guys are going to be eating crow hard when Addicks erodes and collapses and a few oil pipelines burst in the bay.

well it was the fat guy who brought up the pipes but he didn't get to speak this time
and i wish he would've spoken, because this other "nerd" feh is so stupid i'm triggered.
he reminds me of when they'd go around the class and make everyone read a page aloud and there's always that one fucking retard who is painfully slow
anyway, the media are also retarded for not asking about it after it was mentioned in the last conference

wew

>niggers impersonating ICE kek and HSI knocking on doors telling people the dam is going to break. after homeowners leave niggers go back and break into all the houses
You know, that might be the first time in my life that I've been impressed by Negroid intelligence.

I've had it and I agree 100%. As amazing as gators are, I'd totally eat one again.

Shit you're right

citylab.com/environment/2016/07/california-wildfires-south-prescribed-burning/489539/

Russian hacking

Can an autist put together an image comparing the 2017 election results by county and the areas effected by the hurrycane?

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The other thing is but this is only my thoughts look how the earth rotates and the hurricane is like a spinning top so the main direction always seems to be the earth rotates under the hurricane.
But I have never see any real science behind it and a cold front can push them in the opposite direction as well.

godammit i want big blue to snap this faggot's spine over his knee

dubs confirm gator is best meat

like all the good parts of fish, with all the good parts of chicken, with all the good parts of beef

Not necessarily. Last time these dams were at capacity they suffered pretty significant damage, the longer this goes on the more risk there is to the structure. Would be very difficult to repair it while it's full. They're still going to have to be dumping at max capacity for months now.

That said, the overflow levels, if he's telling the truth (100cfs) shouldn't be enough to erode away the base of the dam, so an imminent failure doesn't look likely. It all depends on how much rain they get in the next few days, if it really does drop to 1-2" expected from 9" suspected, the dams will likely make it through. If Harvey comes back more than predicted by the current model, who knows.

SACRED CREATE WATER

Ain't seeing blue. Hell, it ain't even looking "Hazel". Even then, it'd have a nice lite colour to it, rather than the mirrored black.

Scalp, mate. Look at the scalp. The root can be dark, but practically her full head would be brown, if she cut it short, and don't settle for so little, either. Those "autistic standards" are but a benchmark, when you become superhuman.

Niggers know how to steal it's how they survived so long in Africa.

dubs confirm gator is best meat

like all the good parts of fish, with all the good parts of chicken, with all the good parts of beef

COMING LATE TO THIS THREAD IT HAS HAPPENED BEFORE ON THE SAN JAC RIVER

articles.chicagotribune.com/1994-10-21/news/9410210258_1_gasoline-from-nearby-pasadena-interstate-pipeline-network-san-jacinto-river

Do it yourself, faggot.

CA Air Quality? No.

environmentalist such as Sierra club.

twitter.com/SierraClub?ref_src=twsrc^google|twcamp^serp|twgr^author

This user will stand before Holla Forums and take all hell that Holla Forums can muster to rain down on him.
Until the very end of the thread.
But so far I am correct =]

this fucking guy.

NIGGERS WHAT DID I FUCKING TELL YOU
I AM THE user THAT STARTED THE WHOLE THING
YOU ONLY HAD TO LISTEN

CURFEW FOR HOUSTON NIGGERS ONLY!

I was here waiting I promise I listened to the whole thing.

Checked.

We could have prevented this.

Fuck I meant 2016***

Checked.

We could have prevented this.>>10521166

It always makes me laugh that Commiefornia can bitch about the environment but do more damage to it then any state in the Country. Fucking hypocrites.

Checked.

We could have prevented this.

All these dubs for Aqua-Chan

PURIFY WATER AQUA-CHAN

Aqua will purify the human race but you only if you say PURIFY WATER AQUA-CHAN

Make sure your finisher is a good one.

Checked.

We could have prevented this.

Why did you give me this feel?

You stoopid user they don't listen and never will. Ask the national guards and military personnels about the niggers in the superdome.

Piss poor maintenace and what pipeline transmission company?
Is also burst so could be some nigger overpumping the bitch.

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Russian HAARP?

Careful with those. You have to do a good amount of cleaning and prepwork on gator meat that isn't farmed; it's full of parasites. Afaik, you scrub the hide clean with a bleach bath before skinning it and you have to be certain everything is cooked completely. Nearly everything is edible though, very few bones. The hardest part is cutting through the hide. The easiest place to cut is to spit the spines down the back, starting at the neck, if you want to keep the hide.


Good riddance.

Kek. They're projecting their own faults on to the rest of the far more industrialized country.

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went afk for a bit for talking to a few guests. thanks for tip.

A friend of mine near Orange, TX just texted me that they are evacuating.

KYS for being this oblivious to what is going on around you. Stop fapping to trap pron, and put down the vidya controller, you monumental fuckin failure of a life NEET. You are why I am not 100% against abortions.

KILL ALL SUMMERFAGS AND NEWFAGS NOW!

wew

The Russians are hacking the weather

swap

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jesus christ youtube chat is even more obsessed with jeff than Holla Forums is.
didnt think that was possible

someone tell antifa there's a nazi march for general lee statues in houston so antifa shows up and gets eaten by gators.

Raptor Quad-bike Death Squad

PURIFY WATER, AQUA-CHAN

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GODSPEED AQUA-CHAN

Someone poke the levee and jerk Aqua off so she overflows

CODEMONKEY FIX YOUR SHIT

wew

Which stations have best coverage of the new landfall, it seems Houston stations don't really give a fuck?

Still waiting on that smut piece. Drawfag's probably fucking dead, I bet.

Go to a proper butcher shop, most will stock frozen gator tail meat if it's in season. Be prepared to spend $$$$.

Perfect song for this whole fiasco.

Sure I can do that.

I don't fap to trap porn nor play the vidya. I am not unemployed. Wew you are unbelievably insane. Lololol!

i wonder if the media is quietly shifting their field journoniggers away from the high water spots and closer to more diverse areas as the clock ticks down to curfew time

Here we go lads

She has to go back user.

About fucking time.

LEARN TO SWIM

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not to mention

dubs for Detroit 2.0
rip le blue texas maymay

LET ME POST I AM BEING OPPRESSED

She has to go back user.

About fucking time.
(checking those double dubs)
LEARN TO SWIM

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PURIFY WATER AQUA-CHAN!

GET FUCKED NIGGERS

San Jacinto pipeline failure analysis

pstrust.org/docs/ntsb_doc24.pdf

KYS NOW!

Guessing media will not cover this because it's more rural area and almost totally white.

pipeautists can finally die

D: why it do that

they've been showing the storm's trajectory for 2 days so there's really no excuse. even the niggers have the excuse of being niggers
F

Dubs confirm CNNiggers wont care because Shaquisha and Jamal arent anywhere in sight

I agree I really don't know why he didn't leave

Old ass pipelines failed.
Poor maintenace inspections
check the dates

Still none failed so far in this happening

Page 2
really old pipelines

this reeeeee never ends

My uncle is a pipeline diver, and he said the pipelines in the bay are 2/3 inches of the way scoured through by the debris coming down river.

Well this is way fucking bigger than that flood. By orders of magnitude.

Yeah well my uncle works at mcdonalds and he says you're a faggot.

Okay, i can understand disturbing land belonging to a homeowner. Bust come the fuck on, how could youn say a 70~80 year old pipe would hold up?

Maybe this is what you're getting at: the Earth's spin "drags" winds Eastward on a large enough scale, which causes hurricanes/typhoons/cyclones to rotate counterclockwise in the Northern hemisphere and clockwise in the Southern hemisphere.
Reference: littleshop.physics.colostate.edu/activities/atmos1/HurricanesGoCounterclockwise.pdf

30 down expect more…

If faggots here were .0001% as good at speaking publicly and at being social as they are with fucking pipes of all things, every Jew would already have been vaporized 20 years ago.

Purification! Purification! Purification!

I totally believe it user but they squeeze the last little bit of life out of them before they are forced to replace them.

Precisely but I just kind of noticed it on my own and never did a science study.
Like I really could actually do a study that would merit a paper

fake gofundme for drowned spiclets has raised almost 5k, still up.
this is the real one

Autism is our strength, user. Don't knock it and don't doubt it.

what did he mean by this?

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I only worked on new pipelines old ass pipelines are shit.
New ones are aces user.
New ones are not a gonna fail from no river water force on the side of it.

I doubt most of us were little kids and toddlers 20 years ago.

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mumbles under breath coughfortycough 20 years ago

A WIZARD!!!

user I am sorry to inform you that you are colorblind.
they are very, very blue.

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someone older than me - thank God.

Go to bed, pawpaw CIA. We're the ones in charge here, didn't you get the memo?

facebook.com/339095703215639/videos/vb.339095703215639/339102143214995/?type=2&theater

Youre wrong though, if a couple of supports break loose, and the pipe is being pushed laterally, and being stretched longitudinally, it's like the classic stress in a rigid wire problem. A lateral force on a horizontal member with no moment of inertia goes to infinity. I'm sure infinite stress is sufficient to tear the pipe.

Well I thank god i get to sit and shitpost with anons from 18 to 80
And occasionally I tip my hand and let some know they are not the oldest on the board as I am sure I am not the oldest as well.

That's fake as fuck you nigger.

We're in a timeline where the mayor of I think Houston itself refused to give an evac order before the storm hit. There are probably a lot of (((suspicious))) authority figures telling people that everything will be fine and no issues will happen to them whatsoever, especially when you consider the majority-white areas being affected.
DEPOPULATION TACTICS

otherwise is living on the sunny side of the pipeline street

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the scouring is the real problem anyway

I'm listening to Orange County Public safety scanner right now. They are pretty busy but it was announced they are suspending OPs, too much road flooding.

I concur.

Heh fucking typos imagine if we were around 20 years ago with what we know.

that's stupid. doing that intentionally would be suicidal because this disaster has fucked up houston beyond repair.
just wait for the economical impact of this and tell me again how (((authorities))) did this. jews don't think very long term but even they know what this is going to do to city
it's just a combination of the mayor being a dumb nigger, weather being unpredictable, and evacuating an area of 6 million oy vey being impossible

Invest in Amazon and Apple. Acquire gf.

The thing is sch 80 is the "lightest" pipe they use and it goes up to sch 160 which has a wall thickness of around 1 1/2 "

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Another hurricane is forming just off of north and south Carolina

They are literally going to have to repair the city. There is too much national infrastructure in the port, refineries, pipelines, etc to just say "WELL WE HAD A GOOD RUN FELLAS, BUT ITS ALL FUCKED UP NOW". Even if they need to dump 100b into this to fix it all up, there is easily over a trillion in the Houston metro area.

FLOOD NEW YORK

Joel Osteen Sails Luxury Yacht Through Flooded Houston To Pass Out Copies Of ‘Your Best Life Now’

HOUSTON, TX—Although Joel Osteen took flak over the weekend for closing up his church to flood victims and all but disappearing during the aftermath of Hurricane Harvey, the megachurch pastor reportedly returned to the city on his luxury yacht “S.S. Blessed” to make amends Tuesday by tossing copies of Your Best Life Now to stranded flood survivors.

Osteen had his on-call yacht captain steer the large vessel through the flooded streets of the city, pulling up to survivors stranded on their roofs and on the roof of their cars as the prosperity gospel preacher smiled, waved, and threw out signed editions of the bestselling positive thinking book.

“Believe and declare you are coming into a shift!” Osteen yelled through a bullhorn, according to reports. “God wants His best for you! Enlarge your vision, develop a healthy self image, and choose to be happy!”

babylonbee.com/news/joel-osteen-sails-luxury-yacht-flooded-houston-pass-copies-best-life-now/

looks like a very peaceful dove
im sure it's fine

Now I do. Is another way to define pipe size.


And literally this Houston is a huge ass oil and gas center and shipping port.

I need you to call FEMA because my sides are now destroyed.

hopefully they did what was recommended.

Did he rescue anyone or just leave them all with a signed copy of his fucking book?

>(((joel osteen)))

Its satire, man.

KHOU had an interview with Osteen at a shelter a few hours ago. He has a seriously creepy vibe about him. Wouldn't surprise me in the least if we find out later that he's a pedophile.

look at all the clouds forming near perfect straight lines in parallel sets. sure this is naturally occurring, not.

chemtrails folks. not only are they used for weather manipulation aka "geoengineering" they are also used for a transhumanism agenda aka "bioengineering"
www.carnicominstitute.org

fuck they haven't cut to their field journoniggers in hours
maybe they are too afraid to even have them on the streets to capture chimpouts ;n;

Well I am autistic so that's an excuse of sorts, I guess.

He's that kind of (((preacher))) anyways.

>>>/christian/512170

Hes just one of those typical Texan megachurch pastor scam artists. There is a new one like every 5 years, and each time people are surprised these greasy cons embezzled a couple million dollars or whatever.

Oil and gas is weird you have oil companies that own all the shit and then you have tons of ancilliary companies that test, inspect, make products, make equipment, install equipment, service and on and on.
If one of them fucks up and is not caught you get a gulf fire with poor anons bailing off of the Ocean Ranger drilling rig. And a huge cluster fuck of CYA and finger pointing.

You nailed it perfectly user.

I'm guessing it all comes down to (((insurance)))

What a fucking kike.


>>>/cnn/

When are people gonna learn niggers cant into running anything resembling civilization. As soon as I saw the mayor was a filthy coon I knew 100% why everything is fucked the way it is, besides the obvious hurricane

I didnt post it. Go check the IDs, nerd.

speaking of, i don't know if they're serious about the curfew at all
just saw the national guard is going to be sending boatfag casuals into flooded areas in the middle of the night

When the fuck is summer over?

>I'm guessing it all comes down to (((insurance)))
Don't forget the (((jewdicial system))) as well

Well those poor souls are set to be enriched

jesus fucking christ just as i was posting that some good goy cuck getting interviewed dropped this gem

Joel Osteen is a christcuck that steals money from people by lying to them, it wouldn't even surprise me if he did that.

They arent familiar with the satire sites, dont do any googling, or dont click the article to read the whole thing. The type of tards who would believe any shit they hear say if it starts off with "a new study found…"

(trips)

Well I lay odds on them being Texfags and having a little something for back up tucked behind their shirt on their ankle and a big ass serious folding buck knife to boot.

It is considered unethical in most circumstances to eat an alligator that has eaten a neeg, simply out of respect for the alligator.

His wife might even unexpectedly deliver tonight and he's not there to help her get to a hospital.

Would taste like shit anyway. Or maybe really good if it was one of these plump niggers that need dem XXL gibs

Is that why some people say gator tastes like chicken?

Things taste like what they eat, right?

Then shouldn't the gator taste even more like chicken?

I highly doubt the flood water is deep enough for a fucking Yacht.

Waste dubs on bait again newfaggot and I'll have your head

It's a joke article they are making fun of the fact that he a Christian Heretic I mean Pastor wouldn't open his basketball stadium church up for people who needed refuge. And I am not joking his church was the Houston Rockets old apehoop stadium.

Dark blue, in raw daylight? Don't kid yourself.

🤔

Who are you calling nerd, nerd?

I know hes a kike in the way he operates (if not literally), but this is obvious satire.


Newfags and summerfags

Because a badass judge just finished a press confrence about a new shelter, highly recommend.
even mentions we wont be mentioning the name of where to go for those with SERIOUS medical needs because we don't want ot to be treated like an ER
Anyone covering it would possibly be in violation of the curfew. He also exempted medical and rescue personel and it now ends at 5a.
watching that guy, knowing he's a judge, makes me wanna move to TX

After Katrina, we had enormous fat blue crabs coming out of lake Pontchartrain from all the dead niggers that washed in there.. People bought the hell out of them (mostly other niggers)

Just got built, doubt they're moved in yet.

Thats the most disgusting thing I have heard in a very, very long time.

>do not go to this area unless your boat is at least 250 horsepower

Holy shit.

I would bet they are comparing to the PEPCON blast
pic semi-related

And when you ask for a decent source on outlandish claims they say, like the antifa being labeled terrorists by doh, they call you a shill. It's a one way street to retardation.

is that a lot? if that's a really strong boat wouldn't it be too heavy to use in the street?

top lel

5 people in a crosby home were missed by evac boats and they're stuck in teh dead zone surrounding the compromised chemical plant

They were having trouble finding 40HP boats a couple hours ago. I don't know what's a lot or not, but their needs have exponentially exploded with the speed of the currents.

That's a very powerful boat, most ski boats are in the 150-200 hp, fishing boats are often around 50hp, and 3-5 with the trolling motor.

That's the power of 250 horses, user.

Its weird because we have this cool little box in our browsers and phones where you can type any shit in and it gives you results in less than a tenth of a second =^/

Chances are, the next thing you eat was once a dead nigger, as well.

Wait, are you saying most of us WERE wee lads 20 years ago, or weren't?

Any proof of the niggers shooting at the cajun navy? I totally believe it. I just don't want to believe any #fakenews

What kind of sauce do you recommend to minimize the nigger taste?

Yes I was saying we were wee lads 20 years ago.

Tartar… cocktail is good as well.

search social media. if the posts have been scrubbed check the previous threads for screencaps

There's no giant webm compilation with some ooga booga music in the background showcasing all the shit?

Better yet how about this tune?

Tropical Storm Irma, naw, they downgraded it today.

There were social media posts by Cajun Navy members stating that that is what occurred. I am inclined to believe them.

You forgot
Darkness is the worst girl since the MC is too stupid to figure out that if he were to humiliate her the way she wants, he could convince her not to fuck ni–monsters.

I'm not terribly good with twitter. I just started shit posting not that long ago there.

Have you gotten banned yet?
If you haven't gotten at least 40-50 accounts banned on twitter you aren't doing it right.

IT'S GONNA GET HOT AGAIN SOON

GRAB SOME FUCKING COCOA, LADS

north of houston fag reporting, got some bad flooding but safe, surprisingly no looting faggots up this way

Hello darkness

I just noticed that the whole situation is about to be propaganded by very (((high level agencies))) see Something terrible, more so than flood-sama, is about to go down in southern texas.

Enjoy the smells of sun-baked sewage.

I only joined a month or so ago. I've stayed away for a long time because I thought the platform was shit.

I'm actively shitposting as hard as I can. Still no ban yet. I'm not using any racial slurs. I'm just posting harmless facts.

rip kingwood my childhood home

are you in spring? journonigger said a lot people up north are staying home even when they're flooded because they don't want to get looted or chimped on

Find someone who is in the IDF, call them a kike or threaten to gas them. You will be banned in like 10 minutes.

You don't threaten to gas them you moron. You tell them to gas themselves to save you the effort.

Just a classic PR move from a fortune 500. This is just a few times more than what they would pay for a commercial, but several orders of magnitude more powerful in shaping public opinion about them.

Also nobody likes verizon. Everyone knows that. Even verizon knows that. So no doubt they might even feel a bit of obligation to show people "hey guys, see look, we dont suck so much dick after all"

My first ban was when I just straightup @ Obama and called him a nigger. Instaban lol.

Semantics, but those digits don't lie.

I've been away trying to get food and such. Anything happen lately?
Just got this picture of my house. It's behind the stop sign.It hurts, fam.

witnessed
you'll still catch a ban from telling someone to kill themselves

verizon only did that to cuck AT&T because they're giving everyone here free data until september.
btw what kind of attention-whoring faggot felt that warranted its own thread

F
which nigger hive shelter are comfied up in user

In case anyone cares, the original sensor at the addicks reservoir broke. They set up a temporary sensor. Most recent level is 108.95

Link:
waterdata.usgs.gov/tx/nwis/uv/?site_no=08073000

Now the water has breached, the readings don't matter any more. We need to meme the entire dam collapse.

that's too obvious. I'm one of those big brain nigguhs using hyperbole and throwing their own arguments against them. I'm sure It'll get me shoah'd when I make the wrong modest proposal that maybe eugenics for low IQ people isn't such a bad idea after all.

Dallas. I had just moved there in March from here.

take my energy

Sorry to hear this user, glad you're safe

more like you'll be shadowbanned into oblivion by their crybaby kike algorithim until you're tweeting into an abyss

flood-chan smiled on you tbh
i hate this fucking place

checked

You wanna check and see if you can see muh tweets?

thundercats?

Thanks, user. I left behind people tho, friends and such. The dread is real.

Stay safe user, seriously. If you can get out, take the chance, it's what I did. Barely made it, and I left yesterday.

oh, you fucking nigger
why are you still alive?

i thought about getting out today but ended up just going to wendys instead

All sorts of stuff on the scanner but I liked this one because I shop at this plaza on a weekly basis and the business is definately of the type that gets looted.

That was real smart. Why didn't you go to some high class place for your last meal?

scanner source please?

broadcastify.com/listen/feed/26318/web

PRAISE SOBEK
DEVOUR THE NUBIAN SAVAGES

I praise kek every day.

Why do you lie user.

There's something funny about the "Send the welfare check" shit on the scanner

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gotta gibs dem weaves and fake french tips

MUH WEAVES

That's just what it's called when they check on somebody

Yeah I know but it's still funny

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scanners

nigger the only other thing open was schlotsky's

i for one am shocked
SHOCKED
to see niggers victimizing nigger-owned businesses!

WHY DID YOU GO OUT TO EAT INSTEAD OF LEAVE?

3000 calories sandwiches

Are you stupid? Obviously I'm not flooded if fucking Wendys is open. The streets aren't even wet down here NASA/Clear Lake

user. It was obvious that there was avoidable danger. Are you saying you never intended to leave the area?

Damn right.

youre fucking stupid, you should be stuck eating at a stuckey's because you evacuated

What's going on at the moment? Something about 3 hispanics capsized a boat, then something about they might have been a 16,14,13 yo's that snuck out of house to fuck around in flood, now they gonna drown. kek

If my HDD with all of my memes and reaction images didn't get fucked I would post a funny responce

yes autismo. i was being smug about going out
i really did tho
because when i said i hate houston user urged me to leave if it was safe to.

sometimes i think about how many of our tax dollars go to rescue efforts every time these stupid beaners half-drown themselves crossing the river to sneak into this cucked country
but maybe flood-chan will take these ones, she has shown a preference for teen mudmeat

Various business alarms, some that might indicate looting. I'm hearing a fair amount of shit in N/W Houston not too far from where I am.

Come again?

I hate Houston too, I think people are assholes here (especially in traffic) and way too much diversity. Here for work and that's it

Is there even a single article about Texans shooting looters?
Comon
It's Texas
Where's the action?
You loot we shoot right?
Laws even on your side.

Greeting from energy corridor; South of Addicks, east of Barker.

Getting ready to become an island. Excited for potential of our neighborhood becoming a looting target. Got a lot of ammo and weaponry I've acquired and trained with that hasn't seen a whole lot of use.

Responsible whites are inside

I have family that works there, still unsure when they can go back to work or even if it is flooded (poor communications from employer which is a major company). I don't think he can get there anyways but he wants to try mostly due to the poor communications thinks he has to work.

get vidya

Where do they work?

Cant say, too specific for this board. I don't think they should go to work this week but they haven't been told to stay home.

WRONG. Did lalatina get a spinoff/side project, no? Maybe it's because she's not even in the top three.

Fair enough, gonna be tough for them to get here even if they wanted to. All routes in are for the most part boat access only.

That's what I'm thinking

What the fuck? Nigger, I'm going to be sick. The only reason to eat sweet potatoes is sweet potato pie with a little whipped cream on top.

there were almost 150 tornado warnings since satuday but i havent' seen any proofs of one until this (footage a few days old i think but for some reason only being shown now)

Also most of the looting I'm hearing is alarms going off in strip malls. Nobody is there to defend them. It's not being filmed but the alarms are likely looting.

all the lady cops on scanner sound on the verge of weeping.

or the audio quality makes em sound that way.

yeah the tornado warnings were too much. Every time there was radar detected rotation they put one out. So like for 48 hours it was a constant series of tornado warnings where I live. We have a home alarm system that alerts audibly on these, we had to disable that. Tornado warnings need to be for real on the ground tornadoes or it just gets ignored. I don't agree with how they applied the warnings here. Other places I have lived warnings meant something

checked digits

It's the audio but some of them have literally been living at their work for days now so who knows

oh no, their shoe collection, and their printed selfies

which scanner are you listening to? because if its the one on gloomtube then that is a civilian rescue group.

What the fug? I was in Beaumont this morning, there were only some underpasses under water. Where is that exactly?

I'm not him but I think probably this, it's the most populated with listeners

broadcastify.com/listen/feed/26318/web

broadcastify houston and harris

decent Holla Forums coverage here, at least as far as chatmods are concerned

youtu.be/uhNwKF0r9gc

A lot has changed since then. I have a friend in Orange that is terrified and all of the roads are flooded.

nigger do you even wind?
everything that hit houston is pounding them right now

Supposed to be I-10 West

Supposed to be very bad for Beaumont, Orange, etc right now. Radar estimated 20 inches rainfall overnight.

lady bitching about prank call is civilian rescue group? audio is nice

Not good

Easily the most demoralizing and nerve wracking point in those couple of days. My house had 7 people in it, so those warnings on our phones being amplified was like hearing dial up modems of impending death and dread. Fuck this shit. Mother Nature cheats at happenings. Seriously turn God mode off.

Are they are using them to test the night? I hope the boatfags are sjw. The niggers will shoot them.

Get

DRY LAND IS A MYTH

So close.

Consider suicide

kek

AIRBOATS!

I used to go camping there. Fuck.

Getting hit hard

twitter.com/search?f=tweets&vertical=default&q=beaumont&src=typd

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I wonder who beat you to the GET, flooded house user.

Utterly pathetic. Gas yourself.

Whites getting fucked right now. Storm ain't over it is just in white areas now

kill yerself

"I felt no pain, but I certainly never thought for a moment that I would come out alive. I was rather calm, as a matter of fact, except for a tremendous and wildly pleasant thrill I felt, knowing that I was battling for my life."

embrace the thrill, or slow creeping dread in your case, user

Is there a dispatch feed for Beaumont, sounds like where the new action is?

OUT

Look for Jefferson County on radio reference.

I was listening to the public safety feed for Orange County (next over also right in the path) a few hours ago but they stopped operations due to all of the roads being impassible and high winds. I bet the radio is still going though they just have very limited response capabilities to calls.

broadcastify.com/listen/ctid/2703

Found another feed

Orange County Public Safety
broadcastify.com/listen/feed/14874/web

Why wasn't he glowing in the dark?

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Yeah, a few hours ago they suspended operations officially but it seems not in reality

Anyone listening to GloomTube? People are getting fucking pissed at prank callers sending them on goose chases. One of the dispatchers just wished them to burn in hell on air.

I hope my friend and his family are okay, just literally just moved back to Orange area from Houston and told me how based the community is, practically all white, they have old school discipline at the middle school (paddling waiver, no cell phone policy). He's not actually in Orange but very close consolidated school district. He was so excited to move there just a month ago, now he is terrified he will lose everything.

civilian rescue dorks would be funny if the the situation wasnt so sad.

It's mixed tbh. I just know now more than ever that I want to organize my community, family, and self to help better prepare for /the/ happening. I've been armchair for too long.

Fuck, I don't think I was anywhere near I-10. I do know that we'd got the fuck out of there in the nick of time because we were notified the roads were closed literally 10 minutes after I got home.


RIP user. This is my yard right now. If you guys don't see me on the rescue cams in half an hour, it might be a little hairy out here. If I don't post within the hour, tell my pa to shine my raifu for me.

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Because it's not dark nigger

Fuck I forgot to say at the intersection.

That's pretty fucked up probably not even locals making the pranks. Could kill a well intentioned white that way

whoever makes the new thread, don't be a lazy nigger and link the previous threads
archive for this one: archive.is/Lv0wu
And link the police scanners

REMEMBER
AS THE WATER RECEDES THE CHIMPING PROCEEDS

bake new bread faggot

Doesn't Holla Forums do cyclic threads?

My friend is not replying

Not often, but I have seen it done a few times.

Nah. They're a disaster to archive.

NEW BREAD

twitter.com/i/web/status/902762844592234498

I pray that they are okay.

New thread

cell tower is down so don't panick. Have faith in them

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