OP, this isn't the time to attention whore with your waifu, this is a happening.
Colton Torres
YAYYYYYYY it expands
Owen Gonzalez
It would be extremely hazardous.
Nathaniel Hernandez
We are truly living in the shitpost time line.
Adam Robinson
user, I don't think you understand the fresh hell going on there. Niggers are now using air mattresses as boats. We will have floating loot crews shortly. Heaven help us if they tame the alligators.
One faggot is saying the pressure from the increased tides and river level will cause the pipe to burst, the other is saying that the pipes wont bust because they are rated for several thousand psi, first faggot responds saying that inward pressure and outward pressures are different and autistic shitflinging ensues.
Isaiah Hughes
holy fuck, I need search and rescue on my sides
Cooper Garcia
first responders in beaumont are herding cattle to higher ground dont worry about the impending chemical plant meltdown nothing to see here yall
Connor Bell
OP of previous thread here. OP just has good tastes. No bulli.
No. They literally live in what is basically nature's toilet. Their immune systems are as insane as their killing ability. They are borderline perfect creatures.
Eli Young
Thread 6 at
not op of 6, I meant to throw the gator as first image pls no bully
Sebastian Morgan
UUUU
Oliver Carter
They're adapting to water user. I was told niggers didn't have the capacity to learn. WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON OUT THERE THAT NIGGERS ARE ADAPTING TO WATER???
Ryder Williams
Please, for the love of god, shut the fuck up about this.
Adrian Smith
Before the marxists took over our language, we had a term for innovative niggers.
*spoiler*nigger-rigging*/spoiler*
Anthony Edwards
NIGGER AND COMMANDER Admiral Nog of the Loot Armada dictates a memo:
Austin Hill
Gave me a chuckle user.
It's just spontaneous reactions. It's nothing to worry about. Everyone knows niggers can't learn.
I wonder if it's happening in Orange County TX? I have a friend there that is not responding to my calls or texts and they have a voluntary evacuation for parts of the county.
Thomas Ward
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Ryder Lewis
3 MILE BLAST RADIUS AT THE PLANT!
Jack Nguyen
15 give or take they expect that number to rise as the water level goes down
Sebastian Bell
You best not be just saying things you nigger. Post pictures if something blew up.
Josiah Lopez
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Grayson Foster
Projected radius if the chemical plant should explode. Hasn't yet.
Chase Reed
Oh okay. Wait 3 miles? That easily puts those housing developments in the blast zone.
Xavier Perez
what scenario would actually cause a mass blowout, and not just leeching into the water?
Julian Hill
Area is evacuated but they are saying it will blow and has a 3 mile blast radius.
Christopher Evans
==F==
Jack Howard
It's just the number they said on the gloomtube stream. I have no idea what they're basing it on.
Michael Edwards
Time to get /comfy/
Cooper Edwards
I just want to point out, there are a minimum of 2 million people currently trapped in the Houston area, with a maximum of about 6 million possible. Many of them are without power or potable water, and there's no easy path in or out of the city for them. It will be several days still until large scale rescue operations are feasible.
There were 100,000 people in NOLA when Katrina hit. Nearly 2,000 of them died, or a 2% fatality rate. If we saw anything similar here, it would be 40,000-120,000 people dead.
Hunter Jenkins
Probably the previous explosion that happened in West, Texas.
Carson Richardson
Hurricane, stay! I'm in charge!
Gabriel King
IT'S HABBEDING???
Juan Phillips
You are compltely wrong and I shouldn't even respond because you damn well know it.
Asher Smith
Looks like it will. Which will happen first though? The plant going boom, the levies bursting, or the gators eating people?
Nathaniel Nguyen
I don't mean to be a downer, but the "red fluid" in the fourth pic of the clinic, it seems like it's not blood but antifreeze or something leaking from the generator next to it.
Isaiah Hernandez
Gators are probably already eating people that have died so that.
Christopher Morales
BBC Bix Nood is providing hard hitting coverage
Hudson Nelson
I have no side in the argument I was just summing what appears to be you and your engineering arch-nemesis show of autism.
Dominic Foster
most of the dead are going to be old-ass people it sounds heartless but if you think about it oldfags are the best group to die in a natural disaster because they've lived a full life or at least that would be the case in a homogenous white society. in this instance it would of course be ideal if the dead were all breeding age muds and we know at least 4 of them were
Christian Butler
Hahaha, now we have a go to source for lulz on ANY news story.
Lincoln Barnes
I TOLD YOU NIGGERS ARE ADAPTING!
Isaiah Cruz
Fucking hell will this ever stop being hilarious
Jaxon Campbell
Call me when they actually build one.
Josiah Turner
This storm just keeps getting better.
William Myers
jesus christ every single anchor on fox26 is a tightbodied slut fox26houston.com/live
Jordan Russell
It's liquified chemicals under extreme pressure. They need to be kept very cold or they will burst their tanks.
The chemicals are organic peroxides and extremely explosive.
Brody Jackson
There is a 1.5 mile diamater evacuation zone around the plant.
9/10 chance gloomtube doesn't know the difference between radius and diameter
Connor Jones
Is there power plant at chemical plant?
Jace Davis
YES EAT ALL THE NIGGERS ALLIGATOR-CHAN!
Parker Ross
Gloomtube is run by a nigger so you are probably correct.
Anthony Jones
Diesel is commonly dyed red
Lucas Jones
it doesn't make sense for blood to just be loose in the water anyway, it would be floating bags or whatever but yeah, niggers are dumb and it's funny
Nolan Cruz
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Ethan Flores
Plant will go first, I expect. The dams are a coin toss. If those dams go we're going to see this rape turned into a murder.
There's likely to be pretty high fatality levels in the ghettos as well. Nogs aren't smart enough to stockpile food or potable water, and there's no way for anyone to reach them with water. When it clears up and hits 90 out, thirsty niggers are going to start drinking flood water. The thing no-one is taking into account with this compared to Katrina is that we are dealing with a population of millions of people now isolated in a city with no means of resupply, because most routes into the city are underwater. The airport is underwater as well, from what I understand. It's all a matter of how long until the water lowers enough for them to be able to actually get to people to help. If the rain comes back, another storm hits, or those dams fail, it's going to get significantly worse as well.
Basically, think of this as a case study of what would likely happen in a major US city in the event of a siege during a civil war. Some supplies can get in, but logistics are a nightmare, and basic services are down.
Also keep in mind, most cell phones are likely dead by now, so people can't call for help any more.
Jacob Ramirez
No, its just a chemical plant.
Noah Nguyen
They have been attempting to use diesel generators to keep the chemicals refrigerated.
Jordan Ross
Amd they said quality journalism doesn't exist. Haha
Chase Gonzalez
wanna know how i know you never get dubs
Jonathan Ramirez
Proud to be one of those faggots
Aiden White
IT'S HAPPENING
William Morris
Case in point.
Aaron Smith
I can hear it now.
Michael Harris
Those old people will be food for the gators soon.
Oliver Parker
Checked.
Jaxson Anderson
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Jonathan Ortiz
I can just see niggers in refuge shelters demanding white people hand over their crated pets to eat
Asher Bennett
600 gators loose in what is essentially a giant all you can eat buffet.
Easton Hall
approximately 3800 live in the 3-mile death radius of that liquid organic peroxide factory
Kevin White
Coast guard lost two boats in kingwood! No longer doing rescues due to strong current. ITS HAPPENING!!
Henry Edwards
Kingwood has a mainly white population.
Leo Garcia
Will one of you hydro-autists just shut the fuck up and tell us when the stupid reservoir will pop?
Jonathan Murphy
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Eli Ortiz
smart whites wouldn't still be there right now
David Myers
their autism is on-topic though stop bullying pipeniggers
Juan Collins
So the niggers are going to breath the poisonous gas and become the dinner for the gator while floating around amongst the dead bodies.
gator + flood + gas = triple happenings.
How much fuel do they need to keep them running?
Wyatt Price
Fuck I love this timeline.
Sebastian Murphy
Late to the party.
What's habbeding?! Will there be a nuclear explosion? >mfw came here for Aqua and instead got Megumin
Leo Campbell
More like DEPIPING
HAHA AMIRITE???????
Leo Stewart
WELL IT'S FLOODIN' DOWN IN TEXAS ALL OF THE TELEPHONE LINES ARE DOWN WELL IT'S FLOODIN' DOWN IN TEXAS ALL OF THE TELEPHONE LINES ARE DOWN AND I'VE BEEN TRYIN' TO CALL MY BABY LORD AND I CAN'T GET A SINGLE SOUND
WELL DARK CLOUDS ARE ROLLIN' IN MAN I'M STANDIN' OUT IN THE RAIN WELL DARK CLOUDS ARE ROLLIN' IN MAN I'M STANDIN' OUT IN THE RAIN YEAH FLOOD WATER KEEP RO-OH-OH-OLLIN MAN IT'S ABOUT TO DRIVE POOR ME INSANE
WELL I'M LEAVIN' YOU BABY LORD AND I'M GOIN' BACK HOME TO STAY WELL I'M LEAVIN' YOU BABY LORD AND I'M GOIN' BACK HOME TO STAY WELL BACK HOME ARE NO FLOODS OR TORNADOS BABY AND THE SUN SHINES EVERY DAY
Samuel Allen
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Mason Campbell
I heard earlier on KHOU that the diesel generators were flooded and there's no power at all.
Dylan Rogers
JUST PIPE MY SHIT UP FAM
Matthew Diaz
I thought they have abandoned the town? Many people knew the storm is coming a week ago.
Christian Allen
They can't, because they're larping. Just get a drink of choice and enjoy the scanner chatter
Isaiah Murphy
Doyouknowwhereweare.jpg
Anthony Walker
Things are getting comfy
Sebastian Rogers
Would the chemical plant disaster be covered by Harris County Sherrifs scanner feed? Crosby is in Harris County but I can't find a Crosby specific scanner.
Ryder Kelly
KHOU11 REPORTING BAYOUS ARE DROPPING BELOW FLOOD LEVEL
Asher Walker
Niggers have learned how to steal boats to survive Lots of alligators are probably eating nursing home flood victims Dams are maybe but probably not going to burst unless they start majorly eroding Two faggots keep going on about pipes and pressure and shit.
Lincoln Evans
Given how much rain got dumped on them and how close they are to the water, I doubt fuel is the problem. Generators probably flooded
Henry Long
Hang on we forgot the AIDS and mozzie diseases!
Cooper Rodriguez
sage for shitpost and i can't be arsed to shoop it up right now
Lincoln Morales
Thanks. Almost forgot Houston is now closed due to AIDS.
Jackson Brown
Ohhhhh the gassed bodies.
Jeremiah Barnes
That's a big guy
Sebastian Davis
Is this a live image from TX?
Jace Myers
EXPLOSION~!
Aiden Foster
KHOU11 REPORTING STRANDED PEOPLE ARE WAVING FRENCH FLAGS TO GET HELP
use youtubemultiplier to watch multiple livestreams at once
Michael Cooper
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Brayden Martinez
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Gavin Wood
For Hou
Jacob Cooper
Daily reminder, Darkness is the best girl.
Luis Cruz
How new are you?
Jack Lopez
Ah it is problematic now! I wonder if the gas can mutate the diseases?
Hudson Peterson
WHAT DOES IT MEAN
Jayden Barnes
Go home, Lalatina, maybe your toys will keep you company. Megumin a best
Anthony Anderson
Well this all started because tv science nigger said the pipelines were going to burst at the bridge crossings. But I didnt hear his full explanation and I said no fucking way the pipes might bend and deform but they aint a gonna break just from the force of flowing water. Pic related is what a pipe on a bridge crossing looks like plus I lived in Hou have seen pipeline bridge crossings scattered around town. Double plus I worked for the biggest pipline company in the USA TETCO and did actual pipeline static testing after it was all finished being welded up. So I say no piplines burstings and others say it can be bursted by water pressures and forces. So we are at an impasse until a pipelines actually bursted
Nathan Howard
Darkness is a pure virgin.
Wyatt Cruz
KHOU 11 REPORTING HOUSTON SHELTERS HAVE OPTED TO CUCK TO ILLEGALS AND NOT CHECK IMIGRATION STATUS
Send in ICE! This is a once in a decade oppertunity to have them grouped up like this.
Nathaniel Thomas
DUBS DEMAND IT!
James Walker
The Dubs have have said Let it be SO
Wyatt King
Yep, the good ol' nig-rig. Now I call it "AAE", for African American Engineered. Which typically gets a bigger reaction than nig-rig. Somehow putting in the extra effort to make it PC while still maintaining the concept of inferior black engineering really rustles some jimmies.
Levi Allen
Thanks for the keks
Owen Young
Does ICE have "rescue boats" deployed?
Xavier Martin
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Kayden Ward
Source?
Dominic Cook
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Lucas Torres
Looks like neither dam is updating their water levels at this point. It takes a while for water to filter into a drainage basin, so the water levels could still rise over the next 12ish hours.
That's a good one, I'm stealing that.
If they don't, it'd be a damned good rumor to spread. Same with claiming that the news is lying and ICE is at the shelters.
Kevin Peterson
Was getting flooded part of your forecast?
Ian Garcia
top jej
Julian Diaz
Am I the only person watching the city that proudly boasted that it was "The Most Diverse City in America" get completely and utterly destroyed and thinking it's a sign from the Old Gods?
Jack Harris
Of coursh!
Lincoln Allen
They're waving white flags?
Ryan Sanders
Not autistic enough to pull the episode, but she mentions it in the anime as couple times. It is pretty blatantly spelled out in the LN. offtopic
Asher Jones
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Jonathan Bailey
Why not just ask the weatherman?
Zachary Jackson
first picture copper not steel bursted from freezings houston is 90 degrees right now all pictures bursted from internal pressures not external lateral force applied to the pipes try harder
Oliver Ortiz
essentially it means that dropping water levels correlates to a surge in chimping levels
Dominic Russell
So it's likely a dam is leaking?
Christian Garcia
this kills the pipefag
please stop posting about pipes, and focus on the real possibility: Chemical Plant Zone
Christopher Hill
Is that anime any good or is it just for waifus?
Leo Young
It's waifus. Watch Made in Abyss.
Asher Phillips
There will be no burst pipes is all I have said but a chemical plant blowup is a good possibility on a clear ass dry day on the gulf coast.
Matthew Williams
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David Myers
Correction: Read Made in Abyss
Oliver White
I've seen so many wasted digits these past few days. I thought summer was over. Wake me up in September
Caleb Barnes
It's a complete brain-dick experience. It's actually good and it has waifus in it. Also ignore the faggots saying darkness isn't best girl they're just aqua on a VPN, darkness just needs to be shown love and she'll be a /christian/-tier wife.
Jackson Howard
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Matthew Cox
they're all girls, user
Michael Kelly
heiled Waifus. No real plot, but some okay gags here and there.
On the note of bursting pipes, to humor and trigger: What about sediment/dirt/sand getting into certain points in the sewer system? There are areas, especially in residential neighborhoods, that have weak spots where sediment could build up easily and cause a block leading to a burst? But Chemical Plant Zone is gonna be a good one, focus on that for now and save the pipes for fat plumbers. ;^)
Henry Reed
This is not a laughing matter
Chase Moore
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John Gray
Is anyone watching Mayor Nigger attempting to speak english?
Oliver Martinez
Pipes are not engineered to withstand lateral force, and would suffer severe risks of buckling under a lateral load induced by flowing water. The structure you showed the pipes in here: are built to prevent the pipes from failing under the buckling force of their own weight due to gravity, but from the looks of them have limited strength in a sideways loading (I.E. flowing water). I can't say definitively if they would be sufficient to prevent the pipes from failing under a load from the water, but I can say the structure does not appear to be engineered to deal with that.
Now, can we please stop 'tisming about pipes?
t. mecheng student.
Bentley Williams
Where is the Jar-Jar Bridge?
Gavin Hernandez
it has good jokes, and waifus
That's about it. If you're looking for something better than a humorous pseudo slice of life thing then you won't find it in kunosuba.
Samuel Price
We are talking about natural gas pipeline and butane and petroleum and shit. Stuff that goes boom when it ruptures not make a shit mess. Pic related lateral bending of pipe no rupture. Also there is almost 0 pressure in sewer pipe line.
Frozen water in a copper pipe houston is 90 degrees right now
Jack Cooper
They also need XL and XXL clothes for dem beached landwhales
Nolan Johnson
Lootmas streams tonight.
Daniel Powell
done it for you
Benjamin Watson
Laughing at this has made me realize I'm a bad person. Yet, I don't feel like I should care.
Kayden Moore
Houston fucked
Nolan Russell
Its a satire animu that makes fun of your typical medieval/rpg animus.
Jonathan Sanders
GIVE ALLIGATOR-CHAN YOU'RE ENERGY
Kayden Campbell
lateral strength is the same as gravity strength in a round member. not enough lateral force in flowing water to rupture a gas pipeline
t. graduate mechanical engineer 1977
Adrian Clark
Okay, BUT what about a big guy planting a pneumatic device on a fulcrum or pressure point in the bridges? Drone strike? ;^) UUUU, FBI
Henry Kelly
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Connor Jones
Nah, curfew just announced tonight
Grayson Rogers
steppin on dem manhoes be puttin people in danger
Gavin Sullivan
Fuck.
Caleb Allen
Sure but that is not flowing water. Blame retarded tv science guy for fear porning the general public not me.
Jaxon Evans
You fags will argue about anything.
Benjamin Murphy
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Ayden Garcia
Nigs are still gonna nig this just makes things more interesting
Austin Adams
There can still be lootmas but there is a curfew 10pm to 5am.
Owen Evans
Niggers won't know there's a curfew or simply won't care.
Mason Rivera
How are they going to enforce curfew with boats?
Cameron Gutierrez
Who the hell eats those? I tried them once and they were shit.
Carson Cox
Can you imagine that though?
Jonathan Garcia
No we wont, fuck you.
Samuel Allen
Why would you put one of the worst kinds of chese on something that takes that long to make?
Idk my phamlam, I watched both seasons and don't recall a single instance of her mentioning sex toys.
Benjamin Collins
How do they enforce a curfew in a place like this? Shoot on sight?
Nolan Edwards
Nigger don't you dare talk shit about feta.
Alexander Ramirez
They're not too bad, actually. I like red potatoes more, though.
Sounds like a buttmad russet potato babby.
Juan Morris
I just want to see some gators eating niggers at this point.
Colton Campbell
They said they would stop vehicles, not sure about on foot. It's still hard for cops to get around the city so I doubt they'll be able to enforce this completely
Eli Miller
This police chief speaks peasant spanish. Prolly mexishit. I always love correcting these fuckheads when they attempt to speak spanish.
Kevin Kelly
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Wyatt Jones
Get lost kid, you don't know shit about pipes and pipe related paraphernalia.
Tyler Robinson
Do we really have to derail every thread? As far as I'm concerned people that do this shit are shills. Even if just a moron or autists it's effectively the same thing that shills do.
Aiden Harris
I don't shill for things unless they're really good, and it bears repeating how much everyone should read Made in Abyss. It'll play with your emotions. Style and theme wise, it's Cave Story/Dungeon Meshi/Dark Souls, and drawn by a moe artist known for Ichigo Mashimaro. Excellent setting, art, worldbuilding, characters, etc.
It's a dungeon delve that absolutely sells you on the consequences of it, in tone, emotions, and art. And the first main antagonist is #BestDad2017. The anime is beautiful both visually (actual ex-Ghibli staff) and musically, but seriously, read it first. It has more time to build up character relationships, which are important.
It's pretty Magical Realm, though, if that's a turnoff. It's pretty easy to figure out what the writer's fetishes are.
Ryder Baker
kys
Kevin Scott
3/8 would not cook at home You think you're funny, pulling that ancient b8 out?
Ayden Miller
ICE WAS MENTIONED DURING BEANERSPEAK PEOPLE ARE POSING AS POLICE TO ROB PEOPLE CURFEW IN EFFECT FROM 10 TO 5 - ACTUALLY UNTIL IT IS NO LONGER NEEDED
Henry Foster
copper pipe failure from frozen water houston is 90 degrees right now
Jack Moore
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Parker Wood
Sorry if I'd like to think back to simpler times. Having just escaped Houston myself it'd be nice to have some light hearted conversations. Happenings are comfy, but being there in the shit is a bit nerve wracking.
Blake Garcia
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Xavier Cooper
Gotcha, threads are getting really shitposty compared to the first 4 or so though.
I'm still in Houston but I went out and grocery stores and a liquor store were open. So I'm resupplied
Alexander Morris
Whats the news on the levys? Will they hold?
Jaxon Garcia
Pretty much in the male context though.
Joshua Stewart
Where are you at user?
Lucas Perez
Hooray for you user glad you are safe and comfy. I went through no electricity for 2 weeks almost when Alicia hit.
Robert Robinson
It's very entertaining, even my normalfag associates agree with that. That's the only way to accurately describe it.
Nolan Gray
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Brayden Clark
How deep in the shit were you, lad? You have to leave anything important behind?
Nice digits, kek, but that is an ancient relic which you should place back on its display.
Brody Allen
GOD FUCKING DAMN STOP WASTING DIGITS YOU WORTHLESS TRIPLE NIGGERS!
Hudson Anderson
What no dubs check? Sad
Zachary Jones
Bored of waiting, need Houston user to liberate a bulldozer of peace and give the levee a friendly nudge tonight? Bonus points for moonman mask.
Logan Peterson
Don't know, which levies?
N/W Outside outer loop
Jayden Ortiz
Masterful.
Luis Barnes
You fucking beta faggot. You do know sweet potatoes is one of the highest estrogen foods. I bet u have man tits dont ya?
Lucas Murphy
Yeah our power only flickered twice. I spent five days in a row shitposting and drinking
Christian Anderson
I had a whole 'tism typed up, but I want the pipe shit to die, so I'm just going to say that I clearly didn't explain myself properly, because you responded to something I wasn't arguing, and leave it at that.
John Martin
You dont need a bull dozer for a earth levee a simple garden hoe will work if the water is high enough. All you need to do is get the water to start trickling over the top nature does the rest.
Jace Gomez
I bet you would not even blind a Cyclops of demigod status provoking the wrath of his Sea God father just to steal his cheese, faggot.
Angel Powell
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Josiah Thomas
Like 2 mi from Addicks reservoir. My family left finally so just some material possessions are lost thank God.
Kayden Sanchez
Is that feta futa or just futa feta.
Joseph Gomez
Blame fucking tv science nigger and fear porning the public not me.
Chase Howard
WE HAVE A LEVEE BREACH BY THE OMNI HOTEL!
Jose Cook
Is that even a question
Ryan Ross
RAYCISS
Christian Martin
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!
Wyatt Ward
Sauce?
Brandon Sullivan
Which reservoir is it on?
Henry Ortiz
Hope you brought a fun or two with to hunt nogs in the new houston bayou!
Tyler Hill
Scanner talk on gloomtube
Thomas Ramirez
Not on one of the dams, here's the location.
Landon Parker
Some one heed this advice and send the drone to live stream the brutality of the Motha effer nature.
Brody Gutierrez
That is a bayou=river it might be spilling over the banks that is different than a levee.
Ayden Wright
Shit, I was wrong, there are two omni hotels.
IDS HABBENING
Jacob Bell
"Over 9000" rescues
Joshua Hall
highlights of Houston's king nigger press conference
Thomas Green
Is that one near addicks?
Jaxson Wood
The memes, Jack
Tyler Wilson
Go down to street view, it even has an access ramp that goes down to the water level. There's nothing resembling a levee there.
Jack Howard
Yup.
IF YOU ARE DOWNSTREAM FLEE NOW
Jaxson Cooper
At first glance this is a big brown bear's head yelling to the left.
Luis Allen
There's two omni hotels in Houston, I grabbed the wrong one on the first try, see instead
Alexander Howard
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Jaxson Nguyen
Hahaha this is do ridiculous. The fat people can't run.
Leo Davis
Ah well that makes more sense, right next to Addicks spillway
Samuel Powell
We're kind of in 7 threads worth of response to a single event and not much new is happening most of the time, a couple shitposts and side conversations here and there aren't going to kill it any more than thread OPs posting shit waifus does. They're not even trying anymore.
I prefer cheese that isn't shit, like cheddar.
>NEAR A FUCKING CEMETARY
Landon Collins
Lotta loyalty for a meteorologist.
Aaron Long
no user, wonder woman fought world war one natzees barova dc
Connor Brown
How are they rescues the fat people? it will be strains on the boats.
Landon Evans
mmm Coco makes this flooding delicious
Ayden Williams
Fats just float user
Sebastian White
Free coco for the gators!
Matthew Hernandez
Actually, fat is lighter than water, so fat people are naturally buoyant. Ever watch fat people at the pool, we float without rafts.
Cameron Diaz
They are too heavy to float.
Juan Parker
Do my dubs lie?
Benjamin Ortiz
Really? This is bad for them because they will be used as the boats by the niggers.
Carter Turner
Houston has been rated the fattest city in the nation several times. Not sure if they are the current champs but regardless, they are fat as all fuck
Easton Long
IT IS MY PLEASURE TO INTRODUCE TO YOU, TROPICAL STORM IRMA
Jeremiah Evans
No I admit that I am wrong.
Jaxon Bell
Fuck, let's try that again.
Joseph Gomez
When did we end up in the Day After Tomorrow universe?
Logan Fisher
i'm really hoping that since the city officials broke the silence on chimping the media will start covering it tonight
Thomas Lewis
Restaurants here tend to have good food and large portions, I can see why.
Justin Rogers
Holy fuck I heard there was another one. Sayonara Hou
Elijah Nelson
WEW
Nicholas Lee
don't you dare
Jason Lopez
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Charles Turner
You are a faggot, Johnny Rockslide.
Brody Morris
ADDICKS LEVEE IS BREAKING NEAR OMNI HOTEL, CATASTROPHIC FAILURE IMMINENT
John Jackson
user the niggers and spics inflate the obesity rate bigly carlos.bmp news: (((joel osteen))) going to speak about the criticism he received for initially refusing to open Lakewood, his gigantic christcucking pavillion as a shelter
Carter Myers
Trajectory?
Robert Edwards
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Nathan Rodriguez
Which way is Irma-chan going user?
Eli Kelly
Is that the prediction for the one off the coast of Africa, or the tropical wave off the coast of Costa Rica?
Is there any confirmation on this beyond the scanner?
Isaac Scott
It will be good for the taxpayers because that mean less welfares and more money.
Justin Gutierrez
FOX 26 REPORTING ARKAMA PLANT HAS NO POWER OR BACKUP ABILITY TO CONTROL TEMPERATURE OF CHEMICALS WAS LOST ON SUNDAY AND HAS NOT BEEN RESTORED 11 PEOPLE AT THE PLANT TO BE SACRAFICED PLANT HANDLES LIQUID AMMONIA AND LIQUID ORGANIC PEROXIDES RISK OF EXPLOSION
Brandon Foster
It's a byproduct of growing up in a hellhole. Like how Space Marine chapters like to recruit from Deathworlds.
We also have the smuggest Hon-Haka girl. Look at that face, sipping orange juice out of a martini glass.
Nicholas Sanchez
Was it said again on the scanner? I missed it both times got a phone call.
Ryan Edwards
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Liam Collins
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Landon Lopez
Too early to tell it seems
I only heard it once, dunno about confirmation.
Kevin Powell
livestream of the c-plant?
Brody Green
rescues are being canceled due to currents getting stronger. A county wide curfew is in place for 10 pm. They don't want any boats on the water by that time. Which means it's going to be a cluster fuck. As night quickly approaches and rescue attempts dwindle, flooded areas will be left helpless. I suspect tonight will have the highest death toll of all…
Joshua Jones
Coco is the name of the weatherwaifu in
David Jenkins
Florida: It is the best of places, it is the worst of places.
Landon Russell
the curfew doesn't apply to media this ride never ends
Nicholas Hernandez
The niggers don't give a eff. This happened in Katrina so there is literally nothing the cops can do about the curfew. Why did they have to impose the curfew on the niggers is beyond me.
Luis Long
This is apparently in Beaumont
Luis Garcia
Some rules are meant to be broken, user.
Gabriel Morris
I love my state. Maybe I'm a bit insane.
John Cox
Oh I thought that is code for the niggers. Awkward.
Thomas Jackson
That photo is too perfect to not go down in history. You'll see that in National Geographic in 20 years.
Dylan Reyes
Oh yes.
Ryan Cox
They haven't gotten the workers out?
I realize it's CY+2, but I don't think anyone is stupid enough to be livestreaming a chemical plant that is about to blow sky high.
Probably has less to do with the niggers than amateur rescue operators trying to perform high water rescue in severe currents at night. You don't want to lose your rescue crews.
Nathan Cox
Are they insane? They are going to be shoot by the niggers to rob them.
Landon Ortiz
That's what happened at West, TX. They even brought their kids to film the fertilizer plant fire.
Jack Rogers
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Isaiah Collins
They are staying. News was saying DHS and disaster management experts are trying to get it under control
David Harris
CHECKED NIGHT OF THE LONG NIGS FOR THE NEWSJEWS
James Campbell
The drones and free chicken wings for the niggers!
Caleb Richardson
um sweetie
Eli Gutierrez
pls link to the gloomtube stream i lost it
Evan Evans
GUYYYYYYYYYYYS we still need plus-size clothing d'nations!
Aaron Ross
I hope you don't consider this filth "attractive".
Andrew Gray
Great redpilling material regardless
Jack Smith
That is pretty risky to keep c-plant from blowing up.
Brandon Sullivan
Yeah it looks liek that forecast was wrong and it landed today near the outer banks and is done.
Evan Nelson
Everything about Florida creates ambiguous emotions. We have some of the greatest nature, and also the most rampant destruction of that nature. We have some of the most redpilled people in the country, and also the worst degeneracy anywhere in the west*. We're nothing but extremes.
anyone claiming that it's california or Massachusetts has never been here
Dominic Morales
fuck fat fucking cows like that she's dead already, her heart won't last another month should have just tried to help someone else
Nathaniel Edwards
Confirming this. Can't fucking stand our weather, though. I hate humidity.
Luke Smith
floridaniggers get out at least pipeniggers are topical reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Brandon Edwards
They either think there is a good chance of success or the potential outcome is so unacceptable they think it worth the human risk.
Colton Rodriguez
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Joseph Perry
Oh please, try the Aussie Summer and you will be in shock!
Ethan Jackson
We can't leave this place, so we're bringing it to you.
Have a rare Xehanort.
Cameron Powell
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Eli Brooks
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Levi Peterson
TX has gators too now. 600 nigger hungry gators are free and floating around in TX.
Samuel Rivera
There are gators in Texas?
Where the fuck do they live when no hurricane is around?
Anthony Baker
Can confirm, Florida is an awesome state. I'm very excited to get back
Jose Nguyen
This one yes. political discussions are great, at least its not all copy/paste of people, we can have opinions for once. Weather is hit or miss.
At least we got DISNEY ==Which can go fuck itself, I hate that cash cow shit==
But in all seriousness, finally someone else takes the bullet for the hurricane damage and not us this time. We had Matthew, Andrew, Francis, Wilma, practically all of 2004 and 2005, and still get shit every year. let someone else clean up
Hunter Hill
texas
Kayden Thompson
We have better gun laws than those two commie states. In 2015 we legalized concealed carry without permits during states of emergency to deal with the looters.
Get better clothing for it. Male tank tops work well.
Considering it brings in enough tourist shekels we don't need state income tax, whatever. The water parks at Disney are alright.
Elijah Mitchell
We been quiet dont tempt us. And dont blame me blame tv science nigger for fear porning the public.
Connor Diaz
Texas Gulf Coast is marshy
My father used to go fishing in a john boat and keep a .22 pistol in his tackle box because gators would try to crawl into the boat when he was near a bank under a tree
Christopher Nelson
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Caleb Robinson
The eclipse. Weren't you paying attention?
Dylan Rogers
The bayous right down town in Hou, which is a tropical not a desert climate.
Jayden Ward
I am so sorry, cuck.
Aaron Jones
I've learned to just not mind being wet. Either with sweat or the torrential rain.
Those are blue, user. Wonder where she's from…
Dominic Fisher
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Julian Rivera
Yea yea, I need to lurk moar. give me a break. I just dont post enough, I like watching, not clogging up the boards.
Dominic Lopez
It's not being wet that bothers me. It's trying to breathe soup. You don't realize how hard your lungs and heart are working just to exist here until you go somewhere else and it's suddenly easier to breathe than it's ever been.
Luke Gomez
uh, that's not gonna work
Eh, at least I have reciprocity in every state I care to go to now. Keeping records of guns outside of ((federal law)) is a felon too.
David Scott
When is it due? I hope it is happening now because this is lulz.
Hunter Ortiz
the white man's burden
Jackson Jenkins
How many more niggers will flash lights at rescue helicopters after that night vision warning?
Grayson Green
Are there any streams from the air?
Henry Campbell
How the fuck did you not know when the eclipse was? Happened a while ago dude.
Joshua Moore
Or backup food supplies.
Sebastian Kelly
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Alexander Wilson
W E T
P E T T I N G
Z 0 0
Anthony Bell
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Grayson Gutierrez
haha that lady was not happy at all, her lawn is fucked
Julian Young
I didn't read it yet.
Asher Harris
It's not healthy to try and read every single post on Holla Forums
Seriously… don't do this.
Wyatt Turner
i'm gonna be 200% mad if the livestock body count tops the mudskin death toll
Asher Green
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Brandon Lewis
lel donkies make some loud funny noises at night
Jaxon Mitchell
What fucking planet have you been on? If it wasn't Erra, get lost space nigger.
Matthew Rogers
(checked) Agreed, let some other people deal with hurricanes for once. 2004 fucking raped our citrus harvests, four hurricanes in one goddamn year.
I kinda had that experience when I went out west recently, first time I'd been outside Florida in ten years. I liked not having to coat my balls in deodorant every time I stepped out the door, but the dryness in the air took some getting used to.
Jaxon Cooper
Ok but it's impossible to read the threads at once. Too many threads is interesting.
Leo Price
Quit complaining Pablo and plant my palm tree
Tyler Taylor
Kek IS the god of chaos, hes probably having a giggle right now.
Connor Wood
nigger please
Sebastian Harris
you're confusing
Gabriel Turner
Dyed hair means more than just their scalps being bathed in toxic chemicals, but it also means a lack of confidence, and the need for a facade. Might as well say "delicious brown", while you're at it.
I'm not seeing the natural glow of coloured eyes, there.
Ethan Cook
I love to have them in my backyard because they are cute and won't bother me during the night cause I am deaf. I hope the cops are saving the animals more than niggers.
Kayden Garcia
>in potato state Feels good man.
Get good, options menu has options for a formatting toolbar and there's a faq, no excuse.
Dylan Diaz
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Leo Foster
Do some cardio mouth-breather. I started jogging outdoors in the mornings outside instead of indoors, did wonders.
Kayden Williams
Looking at that map, the ConocoPhillips corporate offices (hq?) is just to the right of the hotel. What an omnipotent display of engineering, justice in the world if it gets washed away, but we'll probably end up paying for a new one in gas hikes anyways.
Tyler Reed
I think he might be an alien scout. He is gathering information for the coming invasion.
Daniel Barnes
Now you fucking tell me.
Cameron Rogers
Twitter seems to confirm addicks breach
Jonathan Adams
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Grayson Robinson
Use twitter search and search for addicks then click on newest (otherwise you'll see the recommended stuff which is all comforting army corps says not to fear breach)
Asher Bailey
You'll get your fun once Yellowstone blows.
Josiah Green
THAT'S MONUMENT VALLEY YOU DOUBLE NIGGER
FUCKING GOOGLE TEXAS BIOMES
Zachary Parker
(checked) Holy fuck that is from my child hood cartoons.
Ayden Nelson
Fug lads
Brandon Scott
And the Ice Age era being.
Nathan Wright
nigger mayor just cucked pushed curfew from 10pm to 12pm im sure he wont regret this at all
Brody Wilson
Army Corp of Engineers will hold news conference with an update on Addicks/Barker Reservoirs and flooding at 8pm @KPRC2
Evan Evans
Look closely, they're blue. Not all blue eyes gleam like those cgi monsters in Game of Thrones.
Charles King
Hey shitposters, atticks is failing, you have something relevant to talk about
He is only doing this to save his face otherwise the news would be about the niggers disobeying the curfew rules and looting the houses.
John Carter
update on 6 dead in sunken van (including 4 kids) but they're all spics so lel media warning that another spic already has a fake gofundme up
Brody Turner
Settle down there sparky.
Zachary Price
California needs to be hit but it almost never happens
Kevin Morris
Any good local station streams covering this shit, fucking national news is fucking useless as always, OMG Trump Jr. going to testify in front of panel. Sheriff Joe is a fucking Nazi, while largest natural disaster in US plays out.
Eli Baker
HARVEY LEWT CREWS
Grayson Turner
Yes kill all illegal SPICS
William Richardson
PIPENIGGERS STRAP IN the big fat sciencefag who will be speaking is the one who sparked all the autism
Jeremiah Barnes
That's cause they get earthquakes.
Jordan Torres
posted
that's the fake kek
Nicholas Davis
You had a point with the nose ring and dying hair but is there evidence of the hair being dyed or are you just being a nigger but "hurr if eyes are blue they glow just like in my animes and any eye color at all that isn't glowing blue is bad" just reveals you as a retard.
Jose Jenkins
The Pacific is too cold to make typhoons that far north.
Christopher Mitchell
Because it will awake the brainwash ed watchers so nigger looting won't be show on tv.
Leo Adams
Yeah, at least we can see nature's thrashings coming. The world hates CA so much it just suckerpunches them with literally zero warning. "Oops, your city fell over. Build it again, faggots. :^) "
Juan Parker
YAYYYYYYY
Gabriel Barnes
whoa which stream?
Josiah Hall
So what happens to the region once the water goes away? Will it become a Detroit?
Fox 26 said no problem but twitter seems to say major problem at atticks
Nathan Wood
Guys do you think ICE will boat around arresting illegals?
Eli Martinez
Just like katrina. It's nasty.
Lucas Perez
Houston is already halfway to being Detroit so yeah this should push them all the way
Ayden Young
But they should float just fine so at least they have got that going for them.
Oliver Gutierrez
Why doesn't California do controlled burns instead of letting fires rip through every summer, like sane states do?
sage for off topic
Leo Allen
How bad is the erosion?
Brody Bennett
Fox 26 and Fox 11 are both streaming live on googletube
Oliver Murphy
Digits confirm
Brandon Miller
the carbon emissions from burns are too much for cucked politicians to handle unless they come from a natural event, of course, even though itll be worse then
Henry White
you better lose some weight user
Josiah Gutierrez
The fattness may save them but not the gators or niggers.
Grayson Reyes
and I'm retarded, wrong field
Leo Bell
it's not a sane state? nice sage you nigger
Hudson White
Fucking up Houston druggie community. You are going to have spazz'd out drug zombies attacking to get their fix. SHOOT ON SIGHT!
Joseph Powell
If I was Houston, I could probably go two weeks with just drinking water and a powerbar each day and burn these fats. FAT is disaster ready. Don't you watch naked and afraid?
Andrew Price
just a note this retard on right now seems to have one job and that is to read and he can barely do that apparently the fat guy always delivers though
Bentley Harris
Perhaps they are wondering why you wouldn't let your wife cuck you, before raising her son as your own.
Angel Cooper
I don't know, army corps on TV now and not talking about failure.
Jose Morales
AQUA-CHAN IS BEST GIRL
Cooper Morgan
Oh yeah I never disputed our based gun laws
Almost certainly not. It would raise such a shrill cry among leftists the entire country would go deaf.
Carson Turner
No part of Texas looks anything like that. Only a very small part of Texas is even a desert, and even our desert looks vastly different than your stupid picture. Where are you from, boy? Jew York city?
Kayden Clark
The water gage failed hours ago
Julian Martin
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Jeremiah Brown
Well damn he only talked about dam out flows and nothing about bursted pipelines
Austin Miller
ok
Keep flowing
Parker Davis
NO PROBLEMS WITH DAMS MATERIALS AND LABORERS ON SITE TO REPAIR DAMS IF THERE IS A FAILURE
DISASTER CALLED OFF
Kayden Barnes
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Owen Bennett
They are all gator snacks anyway.
Caleb Price
Is there are a reason why South America and Africa doesn't hurricanes either?
Wyatt Cruz
oh boy
Mason Ramirez
Heat The gulf and carribean are really shallow by comparison so they can heat up on the surface that creates the hurrycanes and tiefoons.
Wyatt King
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Aaron Evans
Gator tail fried up like popcorn chicken is amazingly delicious. In a survival situation, I'd wrastle a gator just for that delicious meat.
Brody Taylor
Some of are dumb enough to ignore the warnings.
Angel Nguyen
checked Holy shit these guys are going to be eating crow hard when Addicks erodes and collapses and a few oil pipelines burst in the bay.
Eli Hernandez
well it was the fat guy who brought up the pipes but he didn't get to speak this time and i wish he would've spoken, because this other "nerd" feh is so stupid i'm triggered. he reminds me of when they'd go around the class and make everyone read a page aloud and there's always that one fucking retard who is painfully slow anyway, the media are also retarded for not asking about it after it was mentioned in the last conference
Kayden Hill
wew
Caleb Morris
>niggers impersonating ICE kek and HSI knocking on doors telling people the dam is going to break. after homeowners leave niggers go back and break into all the houses You know, that might be the first time in my life that I've been impressed by Negroid intelligence.
Adam Johnson
I've had it and I agree 100%. As amazing as gators are, I'd totally eat one again.
Can an autist put together an image comparing the 2017 election results by county and the areas effected by the hurrycane?
Carter Brooks
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Robert Myers
The other thing is but this is only my thoughts look how the earth rotates and the hurricane is like a spinning top so the main direction always seems to be the earth rotates under the hurricane. But I have never see any real science behind it and a cold front can push them in the opposite direction as well.
William Lee
godammit i want big blue to snap this faggot's spine over his knee
Carter Howard
dubs confirm gator is best meat
like all the good parts of fish, with all the good parts of chicken, with all the good parts of beef
Ryder Long
Not necessarily. Last time these dams were at capacity they suffered pretty significant damage, the longer this goes on the more risk there is to the structure. Would be very difficult to repair it while it's full. They're still going to have to be dumping at max capacity for months now.
That said, the overflow levels, if he's telling the truth (100cfs) shouldn't be enough to erode away the base of the dam, so an imminent failure doesn't look likely. It all depends on how much rain they get in the next few days, if it really does drop to 1-2" expected from 9" suspected, the dams will likely make it through. If Harvey comes back more than predicted by the current model, who knows.
Ayden Ward
SACRED CREATE WATER
Gabriel Torres
Ain't seeing blue. Hell, it ain't even looking "Hazel". Even then, it'd have a nice lite colour to it, rather than the mirrored black.
Scalp, mate. Look at the scalp. The root can be dark, but practically her full head would be brown, if she cut it short, and don't settle for so little, either. Those "autistic standards" are but a benchmark, when you become superhuman.
Jason Reed
Niggers know how to steal it's how they survived so long in Africa.
Ayden Reed
dubs confirm gator is best meat
like all the good parts of fish, with all the good parts of chicken, with all the good parts of beef
Brody Wilson
COMING LATE TO THIS THREAD IT HAS HAPPENED BEFORE ON THE SAN JAC RIVER
This user will stand before Holla Forums and take all hell that Holla Forums can muster to rain down on him. Until the very end of the thread. But so far I am correct =]
Anthony Davis
this fucking guy.
Gabriel Thompson
NIGGERS WHAT DID I FUCKING TELL YOU I AM THE user THAT STARTED THE WHOLE THING YOU ONLY HAD TO LISTEN
Ryan Howard
CURFEW FOR HOUSTON NIGGERS ONLY!
Thomas Jenkins
I was here waiting I promise I listened to the whole thing.
Carter Murphy
Checked.
We could have prevented this.
Nathan Wilson
Fuck I meant 2016***
Matthew Reyes
Checked.
We could have prevented this.>>10521166
Leo Hernandez
It always makes me laugh that Commiefornia can bitch about the environment but do more damage to it then any state in the Country. Fucking hypocrites.
Jason Thomas
Checked.
We could have prevented this.
Liam Gutierrez
All these dubs for Aqua-Chan
PURIFY WATER AQUA-CHAN
Aqua will purify the human race but you only if you say PURIFY WATER AQUA-CHAN
Jace Jenkins
Make sure your finisher is a good one.
Christopher Thomas
Checked.
We could have prevented this.
Justin Gonzalez
Why did you give me this feel?
Blake Green
You stoopid user they don't listen and never will. Ask the national guards and military personnels about the niggers in the superdome.
Jeremiah Reyes
Piss poor maintenace and what pipeline transmission company? Is also burst so could be some nigger overpumping the bitch.
Aiden Butler
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Josiah Cruz
Russian HAARP?
Jaxon Cox
Careful with those. You have to do a good amount of cleaning and prepwork on gator meat that isn't farmed; it's full of parasites. Afaik, you scrub the hide clean with a bleach bath before skinning it and you have to be certain everything is cooked completely. Nearly everything is edible though, very few bones. The hardest part is cutting through the hide. The easiest place to cut is to spit the spines down the back, starting at the neck, if you want to keep the hide.
Good riddance.
Kek. They're projecting their own faults on to the rest of the far more industrialized country.
Charles Young
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Zachary Reyes
went afk for a bit for talking to a few guests. thanks for tip.
Michael James
A friend of mine near Orange, TX just texted me that they are evacuating.
Christopher Sanchez
KYS for being this oblivious to what is going on around you. Stop fapping to trap pron, and put down the vidya controller, you monumental fuckin failure of a life NEET. You are why I am not 100% against abortions.
KILL ALL SUMMERFAGS AND NEWFAGS NOW!
Matthew Sanders
wew
Adrian Collins
The Russians are hacking the weather
Jonathan Evans
swap
with
Christopher Perez
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Ryder Turner
jesus christ youtube chat is even more obsessed with jeff than Holla Forums is. didnt think that was possible
Logan Butler
someone tell antifa there's a nazi march for general lee statues in houston so antifa shows up and gets eaten by gators.
Nolan Collins
Raptor Quad-bike Death Squad
Gabriel Parker
PURIFY WATER, AQUA-CHAN
Brayden Scott
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David Lewis
GODSPEED AQUA-CHAN
Chase Wilson
Someone poke the levee and jerk Aqua off so she overflows
Luis Nelson
CODEMONKEY FIX YOUR SHIT
wew
Nolan Howard
Which stations have best coverage of the new landfall, it seems Houston stations don't really give a fuck?
Isaac Bennett
Still waiting on that smut piece. Drawfag's probably fucking dead, I bet.
Jackson Morris
Go to a proper butcher shop, most will stock frozen gator tail meat if it's in season. Be prepared to spend $$$$.
Andrew Butler
Perfect song for this whole fiasco.
Liam Carter
Sure I can do that.
Charles Kelly
I don't fap to trap porn nor play the vidya. I am not unemployed. Wew you are unbelievably insane. Lololol!
Dylan Hernandez
i wonder if the media is quietly shifting their field journoniggers away from the high water spots and closer to more diverse areas as the clock ticks down to curfew time
Joseph Sanchez
Here we go lads
Adam Adams
She has to go back user.
About fucking time.
LEARN TO SWIM
Ian Jackson
...
Liam Brooks
>>>/bog/
Carter Jackson
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Bentley Rodriguez
not to mention
dubs for Detroit 2.0 rip le blue texas maymay
Nathan Sullivan
LET ME POST I AM BEING OPPRESSED
Thomas Flores
She has to go back user.
About fucking time. (checking those double dubs) LEARN TO SWIM
Guessing media will not cover this because it's more rural area and almost totally white.
Justin Gutierrez
pipeautists can finally die
Lincoln Perez
D: why it do that
Hunter Mitchell
they've been showing the storm's trajectory for 2 days so there's really no excuse. even the niggers have the excuse of being niggers F
Owen Cox
Dubs confirm CNNiggers wont care because Shaquisha and Jamal arent anywhere in sight
Andrew Fisher
I agree I really don't know why he didn't leave
Elijah Rogers
Old ass pipelines failed. Poor maintenace inspections check the dates
Still none failed so far in this happening
Leo Bell
Page 2 really old pipelines
Grayson Thomas
this reeeeee never ends
Jeremiah Nelson
My uncle is a pipeline diver, and he said the pipelines in the bay are 2/3 inches of the way scoured through by the debris coming down river.
William Clark
Well this is way fucking bigger than that flood. By orders of magnitude.
Joseph Robinson
Yeah well my uncle works at mcdonalds and he says you're a faggot.
Leo King
Okay, i can understand disturbing land belonging to a homeowner. Bust come the fuck on, how could youn say a 70~80 year old pipe would hold up?
Jayden Long
Maybe this is what you're getting at: the Earth's spin "drags" winds Eastward on a large enough scale, which causes hurricanes/typhoons/cyclones to rotate counterclockwise in the Northern hemisphere and clockwise in the Southern hemisphere. Reference: littleshop.physics.colostate.edu/activities/atmos1/HurricanesGoCounterclockwise.pdf
Juan Hall
30 down expect more…
Luis Gomez
If faggots here were .0001% as good at speaking publicly and at being social as they are with fucking pipes of all things, every Jew would already have been vaporized 20 years ago.
Jace Thompson
Purification! Purification! Purification!
Logan Torres
I totally believe it user but they squeeze the last little bit of life out of them before they are forced to replace them.
Precisely but I just kind of noticed it on my own and never did a science study. Like I really could actually do a study that would merit a paper
Leo Fisher
fake gofundme for drowned spiclets has raised almost 5k, still up. this is the real one
Nolan Perry
Autism is our strength, user. Don't knock it and don't doubt it.
Colton Scott
what did he mean by this?
Ayden Diaz
(checked) I only worked on new pipelines old ass pipelines are shit. New ones are aces user. New ones are not a gonna fail from no river water force on the side of it.
Henry Powell
I doubt most of us were little kids and toddlers 20 years ago.
Angel Brooks
(checked and heiled) mumbles under breath coughfortycough 20 years ago
Wyatt Powell
A WIZARD!!!
Evan Reed
user I am sorry to inform you that you are colorblind. they are very, very blue.
Jonathan Diaz
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Austin Sanders
someone older than me - thank God.
Levi Lopez
Go to bed, pawpaw CIA. We're the ones in charge here, didn't you get the memo?
Youre wrong though, if a couple of supports break loose, and the pipe is being pushed laterally, and being stretched longitudinally, it's like the classic stress in a rigid wire problem. A lateral force on a horizontal member with no moment of inertia goes to infinity. I'm sure infinite stress is sufficient to tear the pipe.
Grayson Lewis
Well I thank god i get to sit and shitpost with anons from 18 to 80 And occasionally I tip my hand and let some know they are not the oldest on the board as I am sure I am not the oldest as well.
Jeremiah Gutierrez
That's fake as fuck you nigger.
Thomas Butler
We're in a timeline where the mayor of I think Houston itself refused to give an evac order before the storm hit. There are probably a lot of (((suspicious))) authority figures telling people that everything will be fine and no issues will happen to them whatsoever, especially when you consider the majority-white areas being affected. DEPOPULATION TACTICS
Josiah Martin
otherwise is living on the sunny side of the pipeline street
Lucas Jackson
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Hunter Edwards
the scouring is the real problem anyway
Aaron Diaz
I'm listening to Orange County Public safety scanner right now. They are pretty busy but it was announced they are suspending OPs, too much road flooding.
Jordan Morris
I concur.
Jackson Parker
Heh fucking typos imagine if we were around 20 years ago with what we know.
Jacob Kelly
that's stupid. doing that intentionally would be suicidal because this disaster has fucked up houston beyond repair. just wait for the economical impact of this and tell me again how (((authorities))) did this. jews don't think very long term but even they know what this is going to do to city it's just a combination of the mayor being a dumb nigger, weather being unpredictable, and evacuating an area of 6 million oy vey being impossible
Noah James
Invest in Amazon and Apple. Acquire gf.
Xavier Myers
The thing is sch 80 is the "lightest" pipe they use and it goes up to sch 160 which has a wall thickness of around 1 1/2 "
Nolan Parker
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Ryan Garcia
Another hurricane is forming just off of north and south Carolina
Aiden Cruz
They are literally going to have to repair the city. There is too much national infrastructure in the port, refineries, pipelines, etc to just say "WELL WE HAD A GOOD RUN FELLAS, BUT ITS ALL FUCKED UP NOW". Even if they need to dump 100b into this to fix it all up, there is easily over a trillion in the Houston metro area.
Brandon Gutierrez
FLOOD NEW YORK
Eli Collins
Joel Osteen Sails Luxury Yacht Through Flooded Houston To Pass Out Copies Of ‘Your Best Life Now’
HOUSTON, TX—Although Joel Osteen took flak over the weekend for closing up his church to flood victims and all but disappearing during the aftermath of Hurricane Harvey, the megachurch pastor reportedly returned to the city on his luxury yacht “S.S. Blessed” to make amends Tuesday by tossing copies of Your Best Life Now to stranded flood survivors.
Osteen had his on-call yacht captain steer the large vessel through the flooded streets of the city, pulling up to survivors stranded on their roofs and on the roof of their cars as the prosperity gospel preacher smiled, waved, and threw out signed editions of the bestselling positive thinking book.
“Believe and declare you are coming into a shift!” Osteen yelled through a bullhorn, according to reports. “God wants His best for you! Enlarge your vision, develop a healthy self image, and choose to be happy!”
And literally this Houston is a huge ass oil and gas center and shipping port.
Thomas Thomas
I need you to call FEMA because my sides are now destroyed.
Hudson Diaz
hopefully they did what was recommended.
Daniel Anderson
Did he rescue anyone or just leave them all with a signed copy of his fucking book?
Wyatt Mitchell
>(((joel osteen)))
Jonathan Kelly
Its satire, man.
Elijah Hughes
KHOU had an interview with Osteen at a shelter a few hours ago. He has a seriously creepy vibe about him. Wouldn't surprise me in the least if we find out later that he's a pedophile.
Austin Bailey
look at all the clouds forming near perfect straight lines in parallel sets. sure this is naturally occurring, not.
chemtrails folks. not only are they used for weather manipulation aka "geoengineering" they are also used for a transhumanism agenda aka "bioengineering" www.carnicominstitute.org
Henry Robinson
fuck they haven't cut to their field journoniggers in hours maybe they are too afraid to even have them on the streets to capture chimpouts ;n;
Oliver Allen
Well I am autistic so that's an excuse of sorts, I guess.
Levi Howard
He's that kind of (((preacher))) anyways.
>>>/christian/512170
Ryder Thompson
Hes just one of those typical Texan megachurch pastor scam artists. There is a new one like every 5 years, and each time people are surprised these greasy cons embezzled a couple million dollars or whatever.
Kevin Russell
Oil and gas is weird you have oil companies that own all the shit and then you have tons of ancilliary companies that test, inspect, make products, make equipment, install equipment, service and on and on. If one of them fucks up and is not caught you get a gulf fire with poor anons bailing off of the Ocean Ranger drilling rig. And a huge cluster fuck of CYA and finger pointing.
Adam Harris
You nailed it perfectly user.
Grayson Ward
I'm guessing it all comes down to (((insurance)))
Ayden Martinez
What a fucking kike.
>>>/cnn/
Jaxson Butler
When are people gonna learn niggers cant into running anything resembling civilization. As soon as I saw the mayor was a filthy coon I knew 100% why everything is fucked the way it is, besides the obvious hurricane
Mason Watson
I didnt post it. Go check the IDs, nerd.
Angel Baker
speaking of, i don't know if they're serious about the curfew at all just saw the national guard is going to be sending boatfag casuals into flooded areas in the middle of the night
Joshua Campbell
When the fuck is summer over?
Hudson Stewart
>I'm guessing it all comes down to (((insurance))) Don't forget the (((jewdicial system))) as well
Carson Nguyen
Well those poor souls are set to be enriched
Oliver Bailey
jesus fucking christ just as i was posting that some good goy cuck getting interviewed dropped this gem
Cooper Rogers
Joel Osteen is a christcuck that steals money from people by lying to them, it wouldn't even surprise me if he did that.
Joshua Sanders
They arent familiar with the satire sites, dont do any googling, or dont click the article to read the whole thing. The type of tards who would believe any shit they hear say if it starts off with "a new study found…"
Christian Jackson
(trips)
Well I lay odds on them being Texfags and having a little something for back up tucked behind their shirt on their ankle and a big ass serious folding buck knife to boot.
Ayden Cruz
It is considered unethical in most circumstances to eat an alligator that has eaten a neeg, simply out of respect for the alligator.
Chase Moore
His wife might even unexpectedly deliver tonight and he's not there to help her get to a hospital.
Gabriel Bailey
Would taste like shit anyway. Or maybe really good if it was one of these plump niggers that need dem XXL gibs
Jonathan Reed
Is that why some people say gator tastes like chicken?
Nicholas Brooks
Things taste like what they eat, right?
Then shouldn't the gator taste even more like chicken?
Samuel Gonzalez
I highly doubt the flood water is deep enough for a fucking Yacht.
Luke Reed
Waste dubs on bait again newfaggot and I'll have your head
Jaxon Perry
It's a joke article they are making fun of the fact that he a Christian Heretic I mean Pastor wouldn't open his basketball stadium church up for people who needed refuge. And I am not joking his church was the Houston Rockets old apehoop stadium.
Gabriel Reed
Dark blue, in raw daylight? Don't kid yourself.
Daniel Hernandez
🤔
Josiah Kelly
Who are you calling nerd, nerd?
Adrian Smith
I know hes a kike in the way he operates (if not literally), but this is obvious satire.
Newfags and summerfags
Jordan Reyes
Because a badass judge just finished a press confrence about a new shelter, highly recommend. even mentions we wont be mentioning the name of where to go for those with SERIOUS medical needs because we don't want ot to be treated like an ER Anyone covering it would possibly be in violation of the curfew. He also exempted medical and rescue personel and it now ends at 5a. watching that guy, knowing he's a judge, makes me wanna move to TX
Ian Miller
After Katrina, we had enormous fat blue crabs coming out of lake Pontchartrain from all the dead niggers that washed in there.. People bought the hell out of them (mostly other niggers)
Logan Garcia
Just got built, doubt they're moved in yet.
Jaxon Lee
Thats the most disgusting thing I have heard in a very, very long time.
Lucas Lopez
>do not go to this area unless your boat is at least 250 horsepower
Holy shit.
Brody Stewart
I would bet they are comparing to the PEPCON blast pic semi-related
Sebastian Hall
And when you ask for a decent source on outlandish claims they say, like the antifa being labeled terrorists by doh, they call you a shill. It's a one way street to retardation.
Ethan Bailey
is that a lot? if that's a really strong boat wouldn't it be too heavy to use in the street?
top lel
Chase Barnes
5 people in a crosby home were missed by evac boats and they're stuck in teh dead zone surrounding the compromised chemical plant
James Thompson
They were having trouble finding 40HP boats a couple hours ago. I don't know what's a lot or not, but their needs have exponentially exploded with the speed of the currents.
Anthony Howard
That's a very powerful boat, most ski boats are in the 150-200 hp, fishing boats are often around 50hp, and 3-5 with the trolling motor.
Elijah Phillips
That's the power of 250 horses, user.
Nolan Wilson
Its weird because we have this cool little box in our browsers and phones where you can type any shit in and it gives you results in less than a tenth of a second =^/
Evan Morales
Chances are, the next thing you eat was once a dead nigger, as well.
Oliver Gonzalez
Wait, are you saying most of us WERE wee lads 20 years ago, or weren't?
Colton Robinson
Any proof of the niggers shooting at the cajun navy? I totally believe it. I just don't want to believe any #fakenews
Jack Brown
What kind of sauce do you recommend to minimize the nigger taste?
Sebastian Carter
Yes I was saying we were wee lads 20 years ago.
Ryder Adams
Tartar… cocktail is good as well.
Leo Anderson
search social media. if the posts have been scrubbed check the previous threads for screencaps
Tyler Price
There's no giant webm compilation with some ooga booga music in the background showcasing all the shit?
Better yet how about this tune?
Wyatt Adams
Tropical Storm Irma, naw, they downgraded it today.
Asher Russell
There were social media posts by Cajun Navy members stating that that is what occurred. I am inclined to believe them.
Kayden Garcia
You forgot Darkness is the worst girl since the MC is too stupid to figure out that if he were to humiliate her the way she wants, he could convince her not to fuck ni–monsters.
Jaxson Howard
I'm not terribly good with twitter. I just started shit posting not that long ago there.
Hudson Rodriguez
Have you gotten banned yet? If you haven't gotten at least 40-50 accounts banned on twitter you aren't doing it right.
Ayden Perez
IT'S GONNA GET HOT AGAIN SOON
GRAB SOME FUCKING COCOA, LADS
north of houston fag reporting, got some bad flooding but safe, surprisingly no looting faggots up this way
Julian Torres
Hello darkness
I just noticed that the whole situation is about to be propaganded by very (((high level agencies))) see Something terrible, more so than flood-sama, is about to go down in southern texas.
Nicholas Brooks
Enjoy the smells of sun-baked sewage.
Austin Barnes
I only joined a month or so ago. I've stayed away for a long time because I thought the platform was shit.
I'm actively shitposting as hard as I can. Still no ban yet. I'm not using any racial slurs. I'm just posting harmless facts.
Jace Phillips
rip kingwood my childhood home
Jackson Mitchell
are you in spring? journonigger said a lot people up north are staying home even when they're flooded because they don't want to get looted or chimped on
Aaron King
Find someone who is in the IDF, call them a kike or threaten to gas them. You will be banned in like 10 minutes.
Adrian Perry
You don't threaten to gas them you moron. You tell them to gas themselves to save you the effort.
Camden Wood
Just a classic PR move from a fortune 500. This is just a few times more than what they would pay for a commercial, but several orders of magnitude more powerful in shaping public opinion about them.
Also nobody likes verizon. Everyone knows that. Even verizon knows that. So no doubt they might even feel a bit of obligation to show people "hey guys, see look, we dont suck so much dick after all"
Joshua Thomas
My first ban was when I just straightup @ Obama and called him a nigger. Instaban lol.
Kayden Lopez
Semantics, but those digits don't lie.
Robert Foster
I've been away trying to get food and such. Anything happen lately? Just got this picture of my house. It's behind the stop sign.It hurts, fam.
Grayson Parker
witnessed you'll still catch a ban from telling someone to kill themselves
verizon only did that to cuck AT&T because they're giving everyone here free data until september. btw what kind of attention-whoring faggot felt that warranted its own thread
Ryan Jones
F which nigger hive shelter are comfied up in user
Isaac Hernandez
In case anyone cares, the original sensor at the addicks reservoir broke. They set up a temporary sensor. Most recent level is 108.95
Now the water has breached, the readings don't matter any more. We need to meme the entire dam collapse.
Alexander Howard
that's too obvious. I'm one of those big brain nigguhs using hyperbole and throwing their own arguments against them. I'm sure It'll get me shoah'd when I make the wrong modest proposal that maybe eugenics for low IQ people isn't such a bad idea after all.
Julian Fisher
Dallas. I had just moved there in March from here.
Connor Stewart
take my energy
Elijah Peterson
Sorry to hear this user, glad you're safe
Jack Taylor
more like you'll be shadowbanned into oblivion by their crybaby kike algorithim until you're tweeting into an abyss
flood-chan smiled on you tbh i hate this fucking place
Connor Nguyen
checked
Henry Stewart
You wanna check and see if you can see muh tweets?
Nicholas Thompson
thundercats?
Jaxon Lewis
Thanks, user. I left behind people tho, friends and such. The dread is real.
Stay safe user, seriously. If you can get out, take the chance, it's what I did. Barely made it, and I left yesterday.
Aiden Jones
oh, you fucking nigger why are you still alive?
James Gutierrez
i thought about getting out today but ended up just going to wendys instead
Isaiah Powell
All sorts of stuff on the scanner but I liked this one because I shop at this plaza on a weekly basis and the business is definately of the type that gets looted.
Levi Garcia
That was real smart. Why didn't you go to some high class place for your last meal?
There's something funny about the "Send the welfare check" shit on the scanner
Christian Morris
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Aaron Barnes
gotta gibs dem weaves and fake french tips
Jonathan Lee
MUH WEAVES
Henry Martinez
That's just what it's called when they check on somebody
Kevin Parker
Yeah I know but it's still funny
Jace Phillips
...
Nathan Evans
scanners
nigger the only other thing open was schlotsky's
i for one am shocked SHOCKED to see niggers victimizing nigger-owned businesses!
Julian Taylor
WHY DID YOU GO OUT TO EAT INSTEAD OF LEAVE?
Ayden Nelson
3000 calories sandwiches
Easton Long
Are you stupid? Obviously I'm not flooded if fucking Wendys is open. The streets aren't even wet down here NASA/Clear Lake
Logan Hughes
user. It was obvious that there was avoidable danger. Are you saying you never intended to leave the area?
Damn right.
Kayden Martinez
youre fucking stupid, you should be stuck eating at a stuckey's because you evacuated
Hudson Morgan
What's going on at the moment? Something about 3 hispanics capsized a boat, then something about they might have been a 16,14,13 yo's that snuck out of house to fuck around in flood, now they gonna drown. kek
Nicholas Green
If my HDD with all of my memes and reaction images didn't get fucked I would post a funny responce
William Young
yes autismo. i was being smug about going out i really did tho because when i said i hate houston user urged me to leave if it was safe to.
sometimes i think about how many of our tax dollars go to rescue efforts every time these stupid beaners half-drown themselves crossing the river to sneak into this cucked country but maybe flood-chan will take these ones, she has shown a preference for teen mudmeat
Tyler Davis
Various business alarms, some that might indicate looting. I'm hearing a fair amount of shit in N/W Houston not too far from where I am.
Joseph Reed
Come again?
Michael Clark
I hate Houston too, I think people are assholes here (especially in traffic) and way too much diversity. Here for work and that's it
Carter Wright
Is there even a single article about Texans shooting looters? Comon It's Texas Where's the action? You loot we shoot right? Laws even on your side.
Nicholas Davis
Greeting from energy corridor; South of Addicks, east of Barker.
Getting ready to become an island. Excited for potential of our neighborhood becoming a looting target. Got a lot of ammo and weaponry I've acquired and trained with that hasn't seen a whole lot of use.
Isaac Gonzalez
Responsible whites are inside
Lucas Murphy
I have family that works there, still unsure when they can go back to work or even if it is flooded (poor communications from employer which is a major company). I don't think he can get there anyways but he wants to try mostly due to the poor communications thinks he has to work.
Henry Gonzalez
get vidya
Blake Morales
Where do they work?
Hunter Watson
Cant say, too specific for this board. I don't think they should go to work this week but they haven't been told to stay home.
Ethan Perez
WRONG. Did lalatina get a spinoff/side project, no? Maybe it's because she's not even in the top three.
Liam Rodriguez
Fair enough, gonna be tough for them to get here even if they wanted to. All routes in are for the most part boat access only.
Dylan Morales
That's what I'm thinking
John Butler
What the fuck? Nigger, I'm going to be sick. The only reason to eat sweet potatoes is sweet potato pie with a little whipped cream on top.
Levi Harris
there were almost 150 tornado warnings since satuday but i havent' seen any proofs of one until this (footage a few days old i think but for some reason only being shown now)
Lucas Cox
Also most of the looting I'm hearing is alarms going off in strip malls. Nobody is there to defend them. It's not being filmed but the alarms are likely looting.
Mason Morgan
all the lady cops on scanner sound on the verge of weeping.
or the audio quality makes em sound that way.
Nolan Evans
yeah the tornado warnings were too much. Every time there was radar detected rotation they put one out. So like for 48 hours it was a constant series of tornado warnings where I live. We have a home alarm system that alerts audibly on these, we had to disable that. Tornado warnings need to be for real on the ground tornadoes or it just gets ignored. I don't agree with how they applied the warnings here. Other places I have lived warnings meant something
Camden Cox
checked digits
Eli Morgan
It's the audio but some of them have literally been living at their work for days now so who knows
Wyatt Bell
oh no, their shoe collection, and their printed selfies
Leo Lewis
which scanner are you listening to? because if its the one on gloomtube then that is a civilian rescue group.
Lincoln Roberts
What the fug? I was in Beaumont this morning, there were only some underpasses under water. Where is that exactly?
Bentley Gonzalez
I'm not him but I think probably this, it's the most populated with listeners
A lot has changed since then. I have a friend in Orange that is terrified and all of the roads are flooded.
Isaac Bell
nigger do you even wind? everything that hit houston is pounding them right now
Christian Bennett
Supposed to be I-10 West
Parker Price
Supposed to be very bad for Beaumont, Orange, etc right now. Radar estimated 20 inches rainfall overnight.
Robert Hernandez
lady bitching about prank call is civilian rescue group? audio is nice
William Cox
Not good
Bentley Reyes
Easily the most demoralizing and nerve wracking point in those couple of days. My house had 7 people in it, so those warnings on our phones being amplified was like hearing dial up modems of impending death and dread. Fuck this shit. Mother Nature cheats at happenings. Seriously turn God mode off.
Jordan Hughes
Are they are using them to test the night? I hope the boatfags are sjw. The niggers will shoot them.
I wonder who beat you to the GET, flooded house user.
Nicholas Clark
Utterly pathetic. Gas yourself.
Jaxson Roberts
Whites getting fucked right now. Storm ain't over it is just in white areas now
Kevin King
kill yerself
Ayden Hughes
"I felt no pain, but I certainly never thought for a moment that I would come out alive. I was rather calm, as a matter of fact, except for a tremendous and wildly pleasant thrill I felt, knowing that I was battling for my life."
embrace the thrill, or slow creeping dread in your case, user
Blake Morris
Is there a dispatch feed for Beaumont, sounds like where the new action is?
Ian Hill
OUT
Christian Anderson
Look for Jefferson County on radio reference.
I was listening to the public safety feed for Orange County (next over also right in the path) a few hours ago but they stopped operations due to all of the roads being impassible and high winds. I bet the radio is still going though they just have very limited response capabilities to calls.
Yeah, a few hours ago they suspended operations officially but it seems not in reality
Anthony Wright
Anyone listening to GloomTube? People are getting fucking pissed at prank callers sending them on goose chases. One of the dispatchers just wished them to burn in hell on air.
Jayden James
I hope my friend and his family are okay, just literally just moved back to Orange area from Houston and told me how based the community is, practically all white, they have old school discipline at the middle school (paddling waiver, no cell phone policy). He's not actually in Orange but very close consolidated school district. He was so excited to move there just a month ago, now he is terrified he will lose everything.
James Young
civilian rescue dorks would be funny if the the situation wasnt so sad.
Oliver Ortiz
It's mixed tbh. I just know now more than ever that I want to organize my community, family, and self to help better prepare for /the/ happening. I've been armchair for too long.
Asher Watson
Fuck, I don't think I was anywhere near I-10. I do know that we'd got the fuck out of there in the nick of time because we were notified the roads were closed literally 10 minutes after I got home.
RIP user. This is my yard right now. If you guys don't see me on the rescue cams in half an hour, it might be a little hairy out here. If I don't post within the hour, tell my pa to shine my raifu for me.
Andrew Hernandez
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Chase Bailey
Because it's not dark nigger
Alexander Campbell
Fuck I forgot to say at the intersection.
Owen Stewart
That's pretty fucked up probably not even locals making the pranks. Could kill a well intentioned white that way
Jonathan Jones
whoever makes the new thread, don't be a lazy nigger and link the previous threads archive for this one: archive.is/Lv0wu And link the police scanners
REMEMBER AS THE WATER RECEDES THE CHIMPING PROCEEDS