goes to bed
>makes thread >goes to bed
bump for visibility
I'm going to fucking doxxx your life here bard, you faggot.
( Mysterious Kitty user Freind )
Meow yourself, lass.
-makes a homemade sauce for you out of molasses, ketchup, worshteshamishire sauce, dijon mustard, fresh cracked black pepper, cayenne pepper, a little smoked paprika, garlic and onion, and waters it down a bit so it's thin enough to cook the beef in a slow cooker but will still thicken considerably-
Now you're just making all sorts of noises.
*unzips molasses, ketchup, worshteshamishire sauce, dijon mustard, fresh cracked black pepper, cayenne pepper, a little smoked paprika, garlic and onion*
Ask Ui about me
How do I stop being such a pussy and get over myself
It's not like I remember what people did to me when I was younger
r u ok
Bebop is now my best friend
Imagine what your life would be like if you don't get over yourself.
Then imagine what it'd be like if you did.
What the fuck is what that puffy vulva?
You were. First it was cat noises, then dog...
care less about other people opinion, especially people that you dont even care about
Used and abused.
Don't be a little bitch.
If its not in a bag then its not fresh.
Luka pls. It's past your bedtime.
Whoa don't post pictures of me like that.
those are private
-sees no Scarlet to give the sloppy joe to...looks around to see if anyone is watching then takes a bite- :3
Get fucked bebop and your shit team
Take a bite of these nuts.
*_* dat cute collar tho~
nuu... i still have a couple hours to go!
but the pic u post was too cute not to!
do you want me to move mod team over here too? i didn't choose who is mod here.
say mod again
You know its a guy right?
The Fog told me to
v.v -puts it away then and sits sadly by the slow cooker on the floor-
i just told u i made dinner
are u trying to make ma fat
what are u a cannibal ?
i need moar time... =w=
she looks pretty tho!
The art is better than the show.
what happened to the show?
There's not better time to be had than...
They got to the end of the story and it ended.
tell me you name first mystery kitty user!
what do you do now?
What? Like an online pseudonym?
-doesn't even like condensed soup- D:
What do you mean?
Scarlet, I might move to Portland at the end of the summer.
i want moar Eve!
Eve is Nezumi in a dress.
like if you eat pussy :^)
why so sudden though?
Spontaneity is nice sometimes.
I've said this plenty of times with you around but I'll say it again: most people just call me kitty, but you can call me whatever you like. It's not that important.
Here's my steam if you want it
that it is
lol someone doesn't like you
does anyone here actually give a shit about eachother
not leaving them in the plumbing
pretty gross tbh
that pic edit is fucking good lmao
I care about a few people here.
but eve is dressed up prettyer and makeup and good cute clothes
immma gonna add you....
hmm... i get to name my new pet kitty?! :D
Tabby ! ♥
not i, said the frog
You can do better than that. Tabby is a word already, contemporarily associated with cats.
yeah it's actually a pretty fucking good photoshop lmao
I try to love most people on a base level but that shit is hard
you're unique, luka
this is unsurprising
my ex-flatmate/landlord asked me if i wanted to take in a lodger for some extra moneys, the only rule he gave was "not that amy guy"
Well they're an actor in a play.
also the answer to your question, you already know this but yeah, i do.
\^_^/ -packs all his tea cups and knocks on the door-
*opens the door to see who it is and gasps in a state of joyful surprise to see sonata blue with a folded up tea cart* c:
well.. to be perfectly honest.. not as much, I would mourn and in tears if someone gone, but now, most likely not in tears.
i hope i am...
they did good!
...aww i have to make one up?
umm... uh.. uhm..
Nysteria ( nissssst - tear - ria ~ )
sucks for ben
Bebop and the modteam fuck ofg
I have like 2 or 3 people I care a lot about from the thread and its probably not who people think.
Hey Erin should scoot move to Scotland xD
you should pick someone who can kick him out
Psshh, I knew you cared.
yes, obviously, we're a party :3
Pick Scoots so I know where he lives and will have an easier time cutting off his head
if any threader is considering moving, scotland should be your first consideration. it has long been eyed for it's potential as home base country for circlejerks, and the more move over, the better it serves that role.
nooo scoot is an adult he can get a nicer house than mine lol
THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE
there can only be nyan
Party team woo woo
oh yeah nick, we hatched and executed a plan
del told the council he lost his job and picked up a coke habit, so they can no longer rely on him to have money, so dragging him through court and taking his house over the rent arrears is pointless
meanwhile, i agreed to pay the council £100 a month on his behalf
so we are not losing the house due to rent arrears any more
^-^ -shows you his resume and offers to pay all the house chores, cooking and tea for rent-
How the fuck is he gonna know if it's Amy anyways
I don't think Del is fully aware of at least half the things he does
Just call him Ben and he'll never know
Good, cool plan
*accepts and begins to make sonata's bed for him*
\^_^/ -comes in and starts doing the dishes-
Get a doghouse and we can get Ioco
Amy won't seem so bad by comparison
I was thinking nobody, i like living alone for now
Atleast alone means "my rules"
scooter, got £3 i can steal for tobacco?
i give it back like, tomorrow, or the next day, whenever eToro process my withdrawl of funds request
weekend was bad for BTC
i lost like $20, pulling out now before it's too late
Don't see why not
i am also closing a profitable position on AAPL just cause i feel like having some money back in my pocket
Isn't the problem of moving to Scotland that you'd have to live in Scotland?
what's so bad about scotland?
yeah, fuck knows what happened, it made me a little money tho
It's apparently appealing to shitposters.
I think that says enough.
Don't worry guys, I'm finally here. You can all rest easy.
my position was sell, then buy/close over the weekend, that was my major malfunction.
Sorry for talking about Scotland.
100% non-commital banter.
Excuse me, who?
You're a new one here, right?
I'm not exactly up to date.
Not particularly. Nice to meet you though, haven't seen you around recently.
It's rather dead.
Oh. This is Kanra, then?
I've not been around much cuz people don't want me around much.
Dead makes sense. American night.
Nice to meet you though
Ok nevermind. I have not slept at all.
The Wolf of Canongate
Dirty Americans am I right? From where do you hail?
I'm Dutch. Making the time 10 in the morning.
did you like it erin?
Have you brushed your teeth yet?
did i like what?
if so, i did <3
Ever seen a blue-appearing moon?
At this point, I don't even think I have a toothbrush.
I've seen a pink moon.
No, the moon has always seemed rather cheerful when I've looked up at it.
Toothbrushes are like fifty cents, you should probably buy one.
What was that like?
I've not used one in two years.
Cheerful? A moon?
I'd say it's just as apt to appear cheerful as blue.
Do you at least vape your teeth clean?
its very old
much better now
wasnt even on e
Like a peach. Butt pics tho~
it was lovely regardless.
Please. No memes.
sub-part for my otherwise impeccable nature
So why have you given up on dental hygiene? Planning to move to England?
To show Ur butt at someone is called "mooning" here. To moon. The joke is thus self explanatory.
-looks around for Ika. Hasn't had any company lately and squeaks-
But it wasn't self-explanatory because nobody got it until you explained it.
Just didn't take proper care.
I assume it's irreversable now.
So why bother
scoot, ever heard of Amber Pacific?
I was implying that after the explanation it becomes self evident. D-
Lawl, pink moon
It rings a bell, indulge my piquet interest and enlighten me :3
I mean, until you die of gum disease it's not a total loss.
So after you explained it it became self-explanatory, gotcha.
kinda like a more punky Cute. really good.
I'll add a playlist on Spotify for my bus home, thanks for the recommendation
Don't laugh at your own terrible joke :/
Are you the fortune from tinychats? I thought that guy was British.
It's amusing and crude huehue
One and only.
Cheers, but I'm not British.
It's leaning more towards the latter.
I guess you all kind of sound the same when speaking English and hammered.
Now that's rare.
When was that?
Actually, do I know you?
That was quite a time ago, I couldn't tell you precisely when.
You may, though I wouldn't be surprised if you didn't either. It's Kaybe.
Never heard the name before, sorry.
Nice to meetcha.
Me being hammered happened only once.
Me drinking happened maybe 5 times.
How ya doin', Sonata?
Yeah, I'm from the gfur threads, but I was never around as much as Fool, Mugen, or Squash.
I'm not sure what you consider hammered, but you were intermittently falling asleep on your desk and wading through the garbage on your floor to get more alcohol, if I recall.
someone from eToro just called me, said it's great to see i've been a member for a long time and i'm still using the service, asked why i don't play the stock market harder, and told me he'd send an email with contact info if i ever needed to talk about trading stuff
i am the wolf
Ahh, alright. Never really been there.
Not asleep on my desk, I sat on my bed.
I also wasn't gonna get more alcohol, I needed to get to the toilet.
Like I said, it was the only time I ever got hammered. Wasn't a fun time.
the big bad wolf of wallstreet
are you ready for the Rudnick bass
Those are some ugly things, aren't they?
It was a fun time for everybody else, however.
oh yeah, i forgot about this
apple have a patent to put an SLR camera in an iphone
-shows you the new tea cup with the smiling kitty face painted on it- :3
also I ordered a Galaxy S4 Zoom to replace my hotspot phone
that also has a beast of a camera
So I've heard.
Too bad I missed out.
Ooh, new cup.
Did it yourself?
iirc, android was originally made as a camera OS before it was re-purposed for phones, so this should be neat
Just posting random webms. I guess they could've done better.
i thought android was just for phones anyways?
phones, tablets and ultrabooks, but before it was bought over by google, it was being developed as an OS for digital cameras
im being silly
That show was weird
And I fear it only grows later.
Better than the alternatives
Maybe. Or maybe the greater horrors lay yet forward.
What time is it in freedom land anyway no one is alive
If time halted, no one would be sad about it, because no one would register it, yet no one would ever feel happiness again either.
If time reverted... that's just spooky.
CST 4:16 AM
What time is it in freedom land anyway
Are you using a Proxy or something, then?
I'd feel bad for the people who had just finished painting their houses.
VPN, of course.
Please no technical.
Where ya from?
What about women who just gave birth and now see their baby go up their vagina's again?
Probably not as startling as the people who had landed from skydiving.
according to my nick time weather clock, 5:25am
No. I think it is more startling.
I mean, it has happened. You KNOW what's coming, right?
Bye Bye Baby.
sara let me hop on your dick right quick
We mustn't forget about the mothers giving birth mid-skydive
I'm high enough to post in a dead thread.
High on what? Being gay?
Hash and benzos.
"Where were you born?" has never had such an exciting answer.
Maybe you should throw some "prescription" booze into the mix.
Yeah, but everybody they told would just think they were being a dickhead.
Ooh, that's new.
I don't think I've seen a Russian poster before.
Always bring proof.
Just emptied the bottle a few minutes ago.
Sadly it wasn't more than maybe two shots.
You could let a little blood out so that it hits you harder.
"And here you can see the exact moment my mother got her fourth degree perineal tear."
Not in the mood.
Who are you by the way?
It's their fault for being sceptical.
It ain't a story if it ain't gory.
i put a new 22" flat screen in my bedroom
maybe i should start sleeping in there
Yeah, but did they have to show it to the WHOLE family right before Thanksgiving dinner?
At least you'll be safer from tornadoes.
why would that be?
do not encourage any attempt of self harm, bwaka
Okay so I don't know who you are.
Nice to meet you.
Just fall asleep in front of your computer.
lf qt friend to do qt things with
Just thought you should know I'm having another finger surgery in a month. Want pictures?
You won't find one here, sadly.
i usually sleep on the sofa so i can fall asleep to a movie
but now i got no excuse
before i moved out then back in, it was a 27" iMac in my bedroom, so this is underwhelming, but still ruins my excuse.
You can put a mattress over yourself in the bathtub. Scotland totally has tornadoes all the time, right? Just incessantly? Tornado country?
If it's just to get a better high it's fine, Manaka. Don't be such a stiff. Don't you have a girlfriend to be giggling with, anyway?
Hello hello. Mei? Chinese letter person? Whatever your name is.
like not even once
Isaiah please, if you taake the name of a nigger angel then you wil never be qt
Rude, I'm pretty cute.
Someone will use my old name at some point, but Mei is fine.
I sit on the floor for my computer, so I just fall asleep here sometimes. It's not bad.
hmmmm.. i'm glad you remember my .. well.. weird taste.
and i love anything if it has your hand in it, but.. open wound, and blood?
you know what, YES i want pictures
i am also pretty cute
maybe we should hang
I'll see what I can do. Surgeon might not be so agreeable, but you can at least see after pics lol.
I sit on the couch with my macbook, it's traditional
Don't you have to shower in there? Won't the condensation mess with the TV or something? I never really thought about electronics in a bathroom.
Maybe you just don't know about them because there haven't been any survivors.
Like that fatty from Overwatch, nice.
anything with self harm is not okay!
iunno, she left me a message
"[13.45.35] =: Btw my charger laptop
[13.45.46] =: So i might not be online tonite"
i assume her charger is broken
And i found you here,
you dirty whore mouthed liar
Not even going to start that argument.
I used to do that a lot before my laptop starting being a pain. I need to pull the screen apart, I think there's a loose connection.
What do you mean? I haven't played Overwatch.
What have I said that's a lie? All true so far.
it's a bedroom tho
there is no argument, i prefer apple electronics
i know that situation, i have had to fix a few things shit like that happened to
phantoms can't hang.
Maybe she's just avoiding you. Or maybe she's self-harming because she knows how hot and bothered you get when you see open wounds.
Neither have I, one of the characters is named Mei though I think.
Oh, bedroom. Never mind.
i'll set a reminder for next month, what date? because tomorrow is already next month
can i also get the before pic?
I've never been able to justify the price for what hardware you get, but to each their own. I'll admit that a lot of people prefer apple os over windows.
It's a constant thing, one of my machines is always broken at any one given point. I give up and fix one when all the alternatives break too.
There's not much to see besides a black circle on my fingertip.
Yes, and we could get cutesy nose bleeds and laugh at them
they outpreform their specs enormously. they are pricier than an equivalent windows machine, yes, but it is absolutely worth it if you can afford it. i cannot use windows anymore, it's unbearable. i bought a windows laptop like 2 weeks ago cause i left my laptops behind when i moved back, upgraded it to win 10, used it for a week, then bought a macbook air and i haven't touched it since.
tfw alpha male
The other day this somewhat young kid from the block who is hispanic but looks like a fat white guy was with me because we were going to the same town, so i took out some cash and then went to buy cigs with my card, he was confused to why i took out cash.
I told him i'm to fly to snort in fucking post-its
Then i got an insane nosebleed, it was like snorting razors, made of coke.
not even a particularly good macbook air, quite an old, low specced one
but the improvement is just
these things have magic inside them i swear.
What the fuck are you talking about
i have a coke kit, steel tooter, get on my level
if that peurto rican kid from down the block calls me a faggot one more time... im going to be seriously pissed off
The dude i got ketamie from had that shit lol
I'm a little coke kit, shrt and proud, here is my tooter~
I've worked with macs for years, but I really do prefer windows, or sometimes opensuse if I'm not doing something that needs windows to run decently.
i donut play games really, i have a win 8.1 gaming laptop in storage for when i do though, you don't buy a mac for playing games, true.
The OS is more efficient, yeah.
I've always worked with high spec hardware, so I don't really notice it perhaps.
23rd, got it.
who knows that black circle is cute enough for me to be my new thing
no way, she said she'd kill me if i tell her one of the creepy pasta, i cant imagine someone who easily scared cut themselves!
stop teasing me, kaybe
Hopefully this surgeon can get it out, it kind of disintegrated.
It's not scary, so why would that exclude her?
I missed the mod drama ;;
Creepy pastas? Were you trying to spook her, so that she's grab onto your arm real tight? Maybe lean over close and hold you for comfort? You sly dog, Manaka.
i mean you started it
did you leave?
It seemed pretty pointless, all said and done.
Dinosaurs are stuck no way to get down
the meteor sinks it's teeth in the ground
I fell asleep
This is my take on it
If you couldn't discern the address with the house in the pic, it doesn't count as dox
disintegrated? that's.. dangerous.. i imagine there will be a procedure to extract every bit of the magnet using giant magnet, like iron man.
but seriously.. that ought to make you think twice about putting another, even though better and safer magnet in it
my friend i met from other community, she said she's easily scared. she threatened me so i cant find out the detail why..
no, she said she'd delete, and block me, while crying..
But the idea of banning someone for posting address even if it is public is still valid. Blanket rule applies since mods don't know all the time if an address has been self posted or not
as i said earlier and many times before, it wasn't just a "dox" and just more of a threat.
He just asked what room it was
That can be very vaguely interpreted as a threat but it isn't exactly one
Why did you have to bully her so harshly, Manaka? What did she ever do but show you kindness and companionship?
It's probably fine, though I suspect some will be left in. Oh well not the end of the world.
I'll be getting a titanium coated one next, whenever the guy who makes them gets his manufacturing issues sorted. Whenever that'll be.
Threatened? Sounds manipulative.
I see kb is keeping you busy
you wouldn't feel somewhat threatened if someone posted a pic of your place and asked which room was yours?
the man who always argues with me did on this and kept telling me the same thing over and over again while i kept giving additional reasons, he eventually said i was basically telling him "im right youre wrong"
i love the logic here.
CENTER OF TOWN IN THE TANK
GET HERE ASAP, MY TRACKS ARE BLOWN OFF AND THE MAIN GUN IS DISABLED
Everybody wants to change the world, but no-one wants to try.
If I posted my address earlier challenging someone to a fight, no. I'd reply with my room location. And Bard did. He said he was a basement dweller.
they call bebop "the main gun"
Nigga if I was a mod I would
But posting with your capcode makes you unfit for mod according to our recent admins
he "challenged" Kermit 3days before, not TP
You say it like we're married.
You just look at it that way~
I DIDNT DO THAT, she stopped me, and i was joking about the pasta anyway.. she gets scared at urban legends, that's pretty bad
a trace of iron in your bloodstream is never a good thing and can be the end of the world, menma!
is there any choice in the magnet and coating? make sure you get the one with correct implant grade titanium
nonono, the threat was a joke of course. but her point remains, she hate horror related stuff. maybe it's because she lives on second floor and nobody else lives there
"hey can i get a fucking engineer anytime soon?"
"oh yeah you've been calling for one for about 20minutes now, huh?"
"yeah, i've been here all game sitting in the gunner seat blowing everyone away"
"okay i'll go engineer the next time i spawn"
this happened 10minutes ago
"ENGINEER IS ON HIS WAY"
That was more of a cheap-shot at the whole mod-drama and people rioting in the form of song lyrics.
Also what's a capcode?
Wow manaka at least give me a reply
Not even bullying you
The thing that says ##board volunteer/owner in name field
You know I'd only marry a blond haired blue eyed woman, Grim. Come now.
Which urban legends? Did you tell her that you can protect her?
Oh, that old thing that happened.
People still upset about it?
Chii just used it as an excuse to denod me because mods are just the admins favorites and thats a fact
Idk about Bebops reasoning but he didn't mod test either after offering him the spot soooo yeah
my engineer arrives and starts taking fire the they disable the machine gun
he gets inside and starts crying, starts saying he just wants to go home
i didn't change them because they don't really need to be
i am considering it if there is ever a real need for more.
Going for a jog, bbl <3
he got out after the gunfire toned down
yelled "repairing it, get the guns ready" immediately followed by a shit ton of gunfire into the side of my tank. rip dude you tried
I need Grim to be a mod so that he can bully people for me.
I should probably get out of bed
Are we still ignoring bc's shitty attention grabs?
I am not good enough for you?
might filter job
Playing Call of Duty?
I will impose upon people with my capcode
Yeah, I don't really get that whole thing that happened with the capcode, seemed a bit stupid.
Isn't Spoilers really the only mod currently considering Moogs is wherever?
Grim is way scarier than you, have you seen how ethnic and New Yorky he is? Terrifying.
he's harmless lol
Spoilers and goggles.
Goggles banned tp.
Of course he is, but the bullied won't know that.
Versus real people, or bots?
Oh, that guy.
don't spread lies
Bebop you should be transparent about which mod does what
You lobbied for this yourself
if you say so.
real people. 30 on my team, 37 on the other
the ones from japan, lady with her cheeks split open
and the one called teke teke or something
Otherwise people will spread misinformation
i was changing clothes!
what's "kb" ?
(lack of Indonesian attention)
Kind of want Manaka to tell me spoopy bedtime stories.
Seems like I've missed a bit then, thanks for updating my info though.
I recall that TP deal, Bebop was away that time.
Blue moon = kaybe
Indeed. Goggles was sekrit mod cuz everyone hated him at the time
I said which mod did what when it happened
I'm not going to write this shit down for you all to keep track
I could make the logs show names but you wouldn't even know which ban it was because it's surrounded by a ton of others
Everyone else seemed to know but you when it was being argued anyway. Apparently it was a big deal that they didn't want to actually talk about it for a few hours when asked about it, which led to TP spamming.
lambda has been away for some time, huh
ohh you mean kb is kaybe
i only know those well known pastas you've most likely already heard..
literally was said when he was made mod by you and I because we saw it in the logs
say mod again
Never heard of them.
Grim is always coming up with cute nicknames for everybody.
You do a lot of milsim stuff?
she found it on *cough*9gag*cough
isnt he adorable in that way
but also very unforgiving in insulting nicknames..
That does explain a few things, I guess I'm just pretty indifferent about them.
I don't really know about those, I generally can't bother reading any of those exception being the soviet sleep test and whatever that Japanese woman in hospital was.
all the time
I did say but I thought he was demodded after erin
I was wrong
Wow manaka are you jealous I've been playing with lambda
You're never free so I can't invite you
Grim is adorable lots of ways, like his little video game dolls and ribbed tank tops.
I always knew you'd end up with a gagger, Manaka.
Don't be that way Modnaka.
Is your family military?
-plays with an orange under the kitchen table-
the family who is military i've been told not much about. unless you count one of my cousins.
i'm the first in my family to want to join and be like this who hasn't been disowned
Why do you want to join?
Kaybe what the shit
Don't worry, I think your dollies are very nice, Grim.
My Samus is a statue nigga.
The rest are resin figures
Not cheap dolls
i really don't know anymore.
to feel like i'm doing something? maybe to "protect" those i love or at the very least fight for the country i "love"?
When did I ban TP?
-rolls it around and enjoys the bright, beautiful color of the rind as it rolls clumbsilly about on the carpet-
he's a baka and saying things he doesn't know about
Oh that is just so precious.
Now, doing it for the money, schooling, adventure, culture, or even just to keep out of prison, I can understand. I never really got the whole patriotism angle though, at least not in the wake of the last ten years or so.
Hopefully the moment you laid eyes on him.
it was originally for money and education. don't get me wrong, i would do it for those things but anything further than that, i do not know.
i wanna do some medic shit then get out and work for blackwater(grim hates this)
post more cute girls
Military contractor? Not the life for me, but hey, do whatever I guess.
Promised to leeg with Manaka after I woke up, but now they're gone.
Time to continue sleeping then, bye.
mhm. want to work for them because they pay the highest and are the most well know. well and because of the "incident"
You want to work for them because of that? Not that I think it makes any difference, really.
Kaybe is posting samus now
idk how to feel about this
gotta sleep/. nini
this one works too
eh. its a bunch of other things too.
You don't have to feel anything. I'll do all the feeling for the both of us from now on.
thread is dead, post MP memes
Bye. I think I'd want to blow my brains out if I were ever in the military. Or maybe everybody else's brains.
Boo keeps trying to add me on skype
Is that a big problem for you?
What do you want to feel for me right now
A little annoyance
I tried to be friends with the guy but he doesn't understand the concept of boundaries
It would be cool to see what it feels like to be fat for a bit.
What boundaries has he broken? Just his regular harmless flirtatiousness?
Back from my jog! <3
It would be cool to see what it feels like to be fat for a bit.
You get tired more easily, and you sweat more easily.
+you feel like trash when you look in the mirror
What boundaries has he broken? Just his regular harmless flirtatiousness?
Nigga doesn't know when to stop in general.
Samus changes the beam mode on her arm cannon with the positioning of her fingers
What are you running from?
Wow, so being fat is like having the super power of poor health. Way cool.
What sort of problems has it caused? I haven't been around long to see much, but so far it seems fairly toothless.
is she your waifu?
The gay thoughts
You manage to shake them out there today?
For me personally all it does is sap my self esteem at times.
Oh, and it's annoying having to wear a belt more often than I would if I were thinner.
Otherwise I don't really have to run a mile in 6 mins, so I don't really have an issue there.
Pluses are that I seem more jolly
I'm gonna head off and do responsible things now
enjoy your day
Yes, I have
Good luck. Don't spill your bowl of jelly.
Then enjoy your totally straight evening.
It's morning right now though
Are you afraid that the gay thoughts will find you again in the waning hours of the day?
I'm only kidding, I'm not gay
-holds out oranges to you?-
lol sonata my dog is humping her toy
-takes the heavy basket from you-
I should hope not. Filthy lot they are.
._. -thinks you should get your dog a girl friend and peels oranges for you-
I'm not straight either, though....
I don't want any more dogs!
._. -gets you a kitty- \^_^/
gross... i don't want car hair all over my house
-...gets you a cactus?- ;_;
i want another gerbil....
Done with adult things
This looks really fake
Even Jotaro agrees
No one cares
Are you upset that people aren't interested in your attentionwhoring?
You can only get so far with your lies, BC.
what am i lying about this time???
-gladly picks one out for you and holds it out....then pulls it back, wondering what happened to the last gerbil?- o.-
yay -takes and snugs happily-
my dad killed the other one with roach spray
I wish you would stop rping so we could have a normal conversation once in a while.
-adores you with your gerbil and feels rilly bad for the last one- ;_;
-headtilts and squeaks?...listening to you intently-
my dad is shit scared of them lmao
now that he has his own apartment (closer to the hospital) i'll be able to buy another one someday... but I'm about to move out, so i don't know
Also don't talk to Grim, he's not worth talking to
It would add a nice slice of personality to the place.
rp is your thing
even if its trashy
it's your thing
Being normal is boring, Grim
I think the words you were searching for are "Being boring is boring."
-imagines a multicolored gerbil enclosure full of fun tubes to run through- <3
-holds out a bowl of rice crispies to you?-
you're a grown ass man
imagining you typing these things behind the screen is beyond fuckin cringe
Normal = boring
Oh we kept her in a really small fist tank
I used to let her out and chase her around my room for hours
Man I wanna fuck a jap chick so bad
you and me both
It's less cringy than it is baffling. There are hundreds of places to RP, with people who will actually respond to you and everything. It defies all explanation.
Abnormality can be equally as tiresome.
-is sad and even got the ones with marshmallows for you- v.v
*o* -imagines gerbil parties.-
But I wouldn't stop at fucking her
She would have my babies
I'm sure Sonata does it elsewhere as well
I had my breakfast already
But why here, too? At least why in this capacity? It's a doozy of a question.
No it's more interesting
I brought her home when I was 6 or 7 and my dad freaked the fuck out... turns out he was scared of rats... I told him it's not a rat it's a gerbil and he didn't care... I had her for a month v.v
-noms oranges and licks your fingers-
Guys stop posting naked girls
It's making me sick
A community is a community.
Whether they rp back or not is not of concern to him, or is it?
Maybe we should ask him.
I think a heaping load of normality would do most of the people here some good.
-looks dejected. Thinks the cereal snakes aren't going to like this- v.v
-feeds you orange slices happily and listens to your story. Poor little wheel-cat. But is glad she had someone who loved her!-
Heck no, we come here to escape for normality of the outside world
I MISS HER SO MUCH
Don't worry, they're all MtF.
I prefer just talking about him like he isn't here, really. It's my own personal form of roleplaying.
R O O D
-hugs you warmly. Knows only too well what it is to lose a beloved pet- v.v
-doesn't think you want to know about the cereal snake...is not a pleasant serpent.-
Going to school, bbl <3
When I become Hitler I'm going to exterminate all of those freaks
I guess you'll have to adapt to us... hmm bye now <3
-returns hug and squeezes tight- i have to go now, i love you, bye <3
That's what you think.
oh boy apple watch
when is it done charging enough to turn on pls
^_^ <3 -makes sure you have plenty of pears in your bag before you go-
I never liked watches.
-cleans up after breakfast and keeps a close eye on the cereal cabinet. The door is slightly adjar and Sonata would swear he could hear the tell tale sound of hissing and crunching, the insert bag of the rice crispie crinkling a bit with each mouthful it took.-
-thought the little pink kitty was cute and feels bad that it had a case of explodies-