I texted all of my contacts: "Happy New Year!". I'm posting the most thematic responses on appropriate subreddits

I texted all of my contacts: "Happy New Year!". I'm posting the most thematic responses on appropriate subreddits.

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happy new year, Holla Forums!

Thanks cutie

Why are people so quick to justify their unhappiness?

Shillary didn't win?

are you a woman? you want sum fuck? gib discord

Why do you only know autists?

happy new year

Thanks cutie

Your friends are exclusively chat bots?

Not so fast cumskin, its still 2017 and there is at least one more thing that needs to happen before the years over with.

it's 2018, amerimutt

BIGLY NEW YEAR

Haha, estoy usando El internete!

estoy fucking your mother too and stealing your job. i'm italian btw

REEEEEEE NORMIES GET OUT

wtf

ikr

Los argentinos son Blancos, italianos son arena-negros

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Why is Reddit getting reposted on here?

We don't post the discord link openly in threads, no one can share it without being banned

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