Which one is the best space pirate design? prime fags need not apply

Let's talk about Ridley's ass then

Nah, doesn't add up.

I like the flaming gay lobster on the left most.

Those were way too generic.

That's because you are nu-man being and you can't think outside of your box.

You only need claws to handle tubing.

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Don't be so gay

I'm not gay. I've said 'no homo' after every fap.

I want a game where all of them show up to denote different attacks instead of having pallette swaps.

Oh okay

How big is Ridley's cock?

pls go

Maybe you should go.

Like what?

Very big.

Very.

Are we talking… 18 inches?
How thick?

You ever sucked a dick? You're going to have a rough time if you try to suck his. But it'd be worth it.

Bigger.

I don't think I could fit it in my mouth, then
The head alone would probably be as wide as I am.

W-what's his flaccid length?

You can pretty easily wrap both your hands around the shaft, with a lot of wiggle room up and down.

Niggers ain't got shit on Ridley.

I'd rather jerk him off by wrapping my entire body around it.

That sounds dangerous.

But hot

Why doesn't the world have more gay Ridley porn.

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What are you fucking gay?

Well I mean, if it was too big to penetrate me while flaccid, then I could only hope to hug it and get gently crushed by it.

Like you said, completely worth worshipping his big slimy head

Am I happy so much of that exact scenario exists? Yes.

You blind?

Oh no, the other user disappeared~

Just wishing there was more gay Ridley porn.

Wonder if his balls get sweaty.

They probably get drenched in sweat, even from just sitting around all day. His sack is probably big enough for you to lay on top of comfortably

Imagine the smell.

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Well you'd just have to get used to it. Not much else you'd be smelling after you start cleaning every inch with your face

I want to fuck him and i want him to fuck me.

Why does he have to be so big.

He's so big, so that you can try to suck on every inch of his flaccid cock, trying to fit as much into your mouth as possible.

Alternatively, you could shove your mouth around his sour foreskin and really make him moan

What about the aftermath? What would his semen taste like?

It'd be so strong and mildly rancid it'd make you gag. But it might have a very faint gamey/citrusy aftertaste that'd make you keep coming back for more.

or licking it off the ground because there's no way you swallowed it all

Yeah it'd come out your nose. There'd be so much. I think that's enough fantasizing now user. I'm going to go think about Ridley's sweaty balls now. Bye~

Thanks for wasting time with me.

I'll do that do. But also imagine his disgusting cock and musky hole. Bye

Can I please point out how stupid the concept of space pirates as a race is? Does it mean every member of the race is going to be a pirate? Are the pirates from other races? When I hear space pirates I assume a ragtag band of all sorts of misfits from various races who form a number of loosely connected bands of outlaws and rebels. I don't mind the crab-people existing, but the idea of a pirate race is just stupid. And why is the leader of the crab-people a flying dinosaur?

the space pirates aren't a race they are a bunch of assholes from all over the galaxy led by mother brain.

I really have no idea how mother brain keeps coming back though.

user, you are talking about a series that stars a bounty hunter yet veto'd any attempt at actually integrating Bounty Hunting into the plot/gameplay.

Metroid is retarded, and not just because INJECT IT INTO OURSELVES.

NES,2 and Super just have the benefit of being old enough for the incompetence of the LOOORE makers be apparent because excuse plot.

All of them look weak and terrible.

Space pirates are supposed to look cool.

That's lewd.

The space pirates have been a ragtag bunch of criminals from the start.

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Hive insects can look extremely different depending on their role. I'm just saying.

Pathetic. Eveyone knows the superior heterosexual option is Samus in her full armour.

It's probably a really common design for alien bugs.
I prefer #2.

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You seem to imply the reason you think a race of pirates is stupid does not stem from any technical problem, but because they don't fit the immediate mental image that pops into your head of when you hear the word "pirate". And that's stupid.

The middle one is the best because the middle one looks like an actual killer and the other two look like cannon fodder you'd see in a 90s' anime

I want his cock to utterly destroy me

First one is too cute. I kind of want to hug it.

That's rich coming from the guy saying something got removed from the design

The obvious answer was "green and purple"
Or, alternatively, "pixels"

I want to take him all the way to the base.

I wonder what position would work best?

Anything except Fusion's and Other M's are good.

how the hell are you going to do the science with crab hands?

Reverse cowgirl so he can see the fear in your eyes and also so you can cum on him

The kung fu space pirates in the room before ridley in super. Second is prime 2 pirates because they have an exposed vital organ and cut off their arm and replaced it with a sword instead of wielding one.

because flying dinosaur wants minions and crab people are literally too stupid to live

I liked 'em when they were insectoid with claws

I hope he'd let me cuddle afterwards! Although I'm not sure I'd be able to after being broken that hard.

It'd be more fun to get smothered by his foreskin until you pass out

I like the fact that the space pirates are a bunch of fucking assholes. When the chozo and everyone left Zebes they started calling themselves zebesians, as if they were the OGs of the place.

THESE AIN'T PIRATES LAD

Where did you get that higher res Pixiv sticker?

This.
Make way for a real space pirate.

pixiv.net/info.php?id=2220&lang=en
Open them in a new tab for full res. Can't find the newer stickers in 400x400 though.

Thanks, have some lewd

pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=58368014

AYE ME HEARTY

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THIS IS NOW A PIRATE THREAD
GAY-ASS LOBSTERS GTFO

I'm more interested in his jaws. I've always wanted to be at the mercy of something big enough to bite completely around my neck.

He's big you could probably climb in his mouth no problem
I prefer others

The MSPaint ones.

*screams in vox*

The leftmost one would be cool if not for the gray things on its head. Are the space pirates at this point getting old, are they balding?

Nah, they looked good, like soldiers that were fucking with their bodies and genetics to be a "master race" but fucking up over half the time.

you rang?

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Don't forget, Samus isn't our definition of a Bounty Hunter, she's actually a Private Military Contractor.

The guy who listed her as a "bounty hunter" fucking forgot what that even meant 'it just sounded cool".

When prime 3 was being made and they were planning a system where you bring in high value targets to earn credits to get your ship upgrades, the guy freaked out.

Luckily, the prime crew was smart and came up with an in-universe explanation.

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Prime 2
Perfect fusion of the old design with new ideas.

I just imagined faggot space pirate sex
It's not pleasant

Man, that's a fat cock

Did it involve tuuuubes?

for you

FUCKING SPACE JEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWS

Yeah but imagine hilting it though

That would take a lot of practice. You'd have to make your insides Ridley-shaped.
Wonder what dragon dildo comes the closest.

Was Ridley ever shown to be in any sort of leadership position in relation to the pirates? I think they referred to him as "Subject [serial number]" in one of the Prime logs. The whole thing about Ridley being Space Pirate leader or even being smarter than animal-level was from the ambiguously-canon manga (although he did kidnap the Baby at the beginning of Super, so he knows how to follow directions at least).

I wish Samus Aran was my wife and force me to get her pregnant in her ship.

Aside from what looks like an exposed vital organ.

I got a natural Cockatrice, which ended up being nice and pink-purple

Melee trophy says he's at least head of the pirates on Zebes. Brawl trophy only says he's "high ranking". He looked like he had a pretty prominent position on the pirate ship in Zero Mission.

"overdesigned" isn't even a word

Of course it is.

Yeah, but Smash Bros. trophies aren't always accurate. Brawl identified one of King K. Rool's alternate costumes/personas as his brother.

It's not a real word, but it's a real concept. It's possible to have so many conflicting shapes and lines in character design that the character is hard to make out or otherwise forgettable. I wouldn't say it applies to that space pirate though.

I snagged a Seadragon on sale. I wish it was more firm, but the knot is something else.

Lewd

What color is it? What do you imagine it as?

This is the correct answer

Usually feral dragons and stuff like that.

It's always really hard to take, since I only use it about once a month.

Wow what a slut

More please.

…k

umm…

Wow no, I'm pure.

I'll see what I got…

Hard as fuck finding things without samus having gigga tits or futashit.

Even though it's obvious that the cock belongs to Ridley, it's easy enough to pretend one of them is a cuntboy~

Nice

The lewd lives on.

Bump!

Well? Which Prime pirate a best?
Also these things are huge. They don't look that big ingame.

Why are they called pirates? What fucking species are they

Can different species join the space pirate crew?

How many space pirates are there, what's their force size and how many ships do they have?

How are Ridley and Kraid related to the space pirates?

How are mere pirates such a destructive force in the galaxy and where do they get the funds to keep fucknig around with metroids

WHY

Gook thread.
None of you cowards count toward anything.

I see literally nothing wrong with this on any level.

Well they have (or had) an entire planet to themselves so they're probably pretty damn successful/well off. Think a Tortuga situation, and space is big enough to give them plenty of places to hide in between scores from cargo ships and such.

Seems to be a usual ragtag coalition with a majority of a particular race but Ridley and Kraid seem to be the muscle. (Mostly Ridley) Mother Brain is an ambiguous situation though MP3 implies she may have been created/stolen to be the boss/central intelligence of the pirates. The lizard body might have been made or re-appropriated later.

Second one.