Japan is represented to the rest of the world as an Italian plumber

/requesting that image of that news article of a picture of some nigger celebrity wearing a Kirby necklace while calling it a Jigglypuff

Mario isn't fat.

Not really.

The world needs more Hard Gay.

Most Asians are complete trash, so of course they hate themselves. What is there to like? Also, they've pretty much completely lost the ability to produce men.

I think vending machines on every street corner that sell used soiled 14-year-old-girl panties represented Japan to the world just fine.

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You're talking about the Simone Biles? To be fair, she is the best in the world and it makes sense that the US is promoting a fresh face since Michael Phelps is retiring.

Was talking about Obongo tbh fam.

That one is retiring too. Too bad he'll be replaced by either a senile fascist cunt or an egomaniac fascist oompa loompa.

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what do you have against oompa loompas? what are you a racist or something?

Most people actually don't give a shit about Mario. Why the fuck are you fags still obsessed with him? Nintendo ruined Mario more than a decade ago. Nintendo has ridden that fat italian piece of shit as far as he can go. What kind of madness possesses you?

Wake the fuck up.

Do you faggots even know what OP's talking about?

20-15 years ago, if you told younger you that Japan would be hosting the Olympics and would feature famous characters, they'd think Mario, Simon Belmont/Alucard, Samus, Ryu, Snake, Megaman, Cloud or someone like that might make an appearance. Now most of these characters are dead or in life support, and only Mario and a handful of cartoonish Nintendo characters will represent.

On the other hand, I'm glad Nintendo will be representing with familiar faces. It's not like normalfags will recognize lesser-known characters, and if the media pushed then, those games' communities would be flooded with normalfags, and it's not like you can scare them away like before, after all, it's the current year and videogames must appeal to everyone, not just "lonely virgin neckbeards".

That's exactly like in the Akira movie.

Add the Volkswagen and we got the Axis.

The 2 or 3 mins Tokyo did blew Rio's opening and closing ceremony out of the water.

Not anymore.
Now she's a whiny cunt with PTSD
More appropriate for the UK

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Even back then, people could understand that some characters are not meant to be mascots forever. Not all characters are made to appear in recurring games. Cloud, for instance, is in FF, a series that's famous for making new stories for every new addition to the franchise. Simon Belmont wasn't even popular anymore when Snake got popular. Your list is all fucked up.

Japan is more than video games. Doraemon was in there too.

Rio was never really prepared for this

I hope the whole vidya and anime rep is a little bit and they only make it seem big on preview

I want to learn more about obscure jap history etc.

The only thing they showed in terms of games/anime was Doremon, Mario, Pac-Man, Hello Kitty and an old soccer anime.

We'll get stuff about the unification of Japan, Nagasaki (and encouragement for world peace), and the Meiji Restoration.

We might get a segment with something anime based (like an actress walking behind a screen and turning into an anime character like the Take On Me music vid).

* I meant Hiroshima.

White people projecting their intense self-hatred onto the Japanese as usual.

is that the NX?

Doraemon is older than Captain Tsubasa
Anyway the tokyo olympics will start with an hologram of Hatsune Miku singing, screencap this.

Oh shit I forgot.

Anime "holograms" will certainly be used. Maybe even Hatsune as you said- she's done some western appearances.

This

It was possibly the most embarrassing thing for huehues since Germany holocausted them in a football match.

animenewsnetwork.com/interest/2016-04-16/could-love-live-make-an-appearance-at-the-tokyo-olympics/.101077

Even if the series was still relevant enough in 2020, there's no chance this would actually happen.

And i'm pretty sure she also got blacked in the newest tomb raider

He won't get wresting either. It's not appearing in 2020. Shame.

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Yeah, he's just big boned, right?

They'll probably do that during 2020 or something but I like that they did Mario.

So have we otherwise we wouldn't be in this numale SJW mess to begin with. At least the mongoloids are generally clear of that shit unlike the cucked west with a shitload of niggers.

I never understood this. Literally one of the original olympic sports and way more suitable than shit like homo horsefuckers and fucking sailing.

Socrates even said something like "I swear on Zeus, even the most outstanding runner is nothing compared to the average wrestler".
There's a few people begging to get it put back in.

The horse dancing shows discipline on controlling it. Though something like making it run a course designed to "scare" it would show more talent and skill than the parade dancing they do. The fence jumping and time-trial courses are cool, I'd really like to see Jousting.

And sailing is pretty tough with the one or two man events- maintaining the speed and direction, not capsizing- but perhaps they should do shit with larger teams on rougher waters to test them.

espn.com/olympics/story/_/id/9650530/wrestling-gets-reinstated-2020-olympics

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Considering a wrestler would literally wreck a runner in a confrontation, I think that would be expected. But the point is there are all these bullshit "sports" in the olympics like synchronized swimming but they take out fucking wrestling? Oh and equestrian shit isn't sports and it never will be.

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Imagine how retarded it'd be if Obama dressed up as some American cartoon character. These retard children on Reddit think it's cool and enlightened to do so though.

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I thought the wrestling issue had been solved and that it was gonna be in for 2020.
For fuck's sake, wrestling's awesome, why remove that and not shit like badminton or field hockey? I can bet 20 bucks that they removed it because it was problematic and overly violent, despite still having judo or boxing .

I don't get it. You just posted the kind of Mongol that would do the things in my post.

Obama doesnt need to play dress up to look like a ridiculous faggot though

That's your first problem.

What else is there? Seppuku?

Are you fucking serious? You're a white male! But ARE you being serious? Look at all the edgy self-hating whites that exist now worse than anyone else on the fucking planet and we don't even have enough real men in the western world left to fight back anymore. At least the gooks can elect the uncucked and aren't drowning in SJW shit. Meanwhile if Europe or anywhere else in the west elected someone like Abe, he'd be called Hitler.

I cannot make sense of the decision whatsoever then again the Olympic committee is notoriously corrupt with constant scandals. This Olympic cycle was no different in all the corruption in scandals, maybe it is time to abandon the whole Olympics thing in its entirety.

With all the culture Japan has, they embarrass and debase themselves like that doesn't sit tight with me at all. To the average zombie-movie liking retard in that thread though, it's "awesome because I love Mario and video games and I just saw it on TV xDDD"

I'm the owner of r/deadbabypics.

Kind of dumb if you ask me. Nobody is arguing that Japanese pop culture has been arguably second to American culture in global reach. But you'd think they'd put someone like Godzilla or Goku before an American stereotype of an Italian Plumber.

He is a legal and naturalized citizen of Mushroom Kingdom.

Obama made and Iron Man joke and was the first president to acknowledge the cultural impact of anime and manga.

All in all. He's already retarded.

What is the point to this thread?
What vidya discussion is meant to come from this?

Using Godzilla as a mascot to anything Japan related is completely missing its point and Goku is a Sun Wukong expy which isn't japanese in the first place.

They removed wrestling and added more horse dancing and golf because those are rich people sports, and they want more money from rich people.

The Olympics is 100% about maximising bribe potential, hence why they held it in crumbling Rio.

(Though oddly enough they're adding skateboarding, surfing and wall climbing for Japan to try and get young people interested)

Any allegory the first movie had was butchered by Minilla and Godzooki. Godzilla is still the more significant cultural icon.

I remember seeing that video of Bond escorting the Queen during the London Olympics on nico nico douga once

The Japs were talking about what a Japanese version would be like with the Emperor and most of them suggested Godzilla and Ultraman.

who and who?:^)

Fuck, A.

First fag president? retarded? You don't say.

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>googleitfor.me/?q=Minila and Godzooki

Ping Pong makes the Chinese slightly less permanently butthurt, for that matter.

Miku seems likely. Maybe she'll host with the Squid Sisters.

Actually, they should go all the say with the Sonic and Mario tie-ins.

he is the first president to have a strong independent black tranny as a wife, so progressive

have you people never gone to a gym be- wait what am I saying

is the middle east considered asia?

whats your point?

Only if we are talking rapists

I think he means to say he voted for Kenyan twice.

Holy shit, I remember Hard Gay. I thought that shit was hilarious when I was in high school.

Him asking for information at Yahoo Japan while he's constantly pelvic thrusting is always funny. Poor receptionist struggled to not laugh.

Find a better set of representatives for Japan and I'll buy a mint copy of Mystical Ninja Starring Goemon from Ebay.

Reddit is so fucking retarded that they think that "conservatism" everywhere means exactly what it means in America. Why the fuck would militarization of a country with a small military be conservatism? It's not liberalism either, but it certainly isn't trying to keep shit the same.

why is the third man melting?

Reddit thinks that anything even slightly right-winged is evil and white, and that the countries they live in are the center of the goddamn universe.

Miyamoto confirmed for competing in high jump at the next olympics.

Liberalism is pretty much only against militarization when the Republicans want to do it.

Case in point: Woodrow Wilson for WWI, FDR for WWII, JFK and Lyndon Johnson for the Vietnam War, and Obama for kickstarting shit with even more Middle East countries like Iran and Syria.

And then they have the audacity to give him the Nobel Peace Award.

Italy here, the only offensive part about Mario is the dago accent that doesn't resemble anything spoken in the motherland.

So we really blame the US and not glorious Nippon. After all, anime and jap vidya is the only place left where you can see Italians, or the Italian language without the usual Dago Soprano stereotype.

Here's a curiosity for you. American prejudice against Italy is one of the tighest secrets in Italian media. Support for Nato would drop even more, so no one ever mentions anything about the discrimination and Jersey Shore zoo. But make no mistake, we still hate and despise you yankees.

Self-hating whites should kill themselves instead of making other white people put up with their shit. That goes for Japanese as well.

He's envious of their good hair.

Well Reddit has its fill of leftist, globalist-enabling retards.

they dont even know that in 30 years they will be the conservatives.

I'm not sure you're aware of how utterly arbitrary these prizes are.

The EU won one in 2012, shortly after Greece failed to leave it and the people lost so much confidence in the system that they just stopped fucking working.

Your country was responsible for some of the biggest criminals of the last 100 years, and displacement of the colonial settlers. Your prejudice is well deserved, and I spit at the thought of conceding. It's bad enough you savages have claimed Connecticut, like the Irish have taken Massachusetts from proud English descendants.

Their extremist and ironically eurocentric thinking is exceptionally retarded but highly amusing. But it goes and proves to be right. The west is fucked and I hope the japs actually do obtain nukes and just gets rid of the west after they finish off china as an act of mercy. We're dun, m8. We're fukken dun.

Nobels are absolute shit outside things like physics and medicine, meanwhile shit like peace, literature, and economics is absolute garbage and a joke.

You can't even call these people "Irish" or "English" anymore.
Many of them haven't had a European ancestor for 200+ years. You can't say their ethnically English either considering their ancestry has been mixed with other Europeans like the Germans and French.
At this point you just have to bite the fucking bullet and face the fact that these people should just be called "Americans" and not whatever nationality one of their great-great-great-great-great-grandparents were.

*say they're

Yes user, it's spherical.

I would've lost my shit if Tetsuo/Kaneda made an appearance. Though I guess nothing really matches the worldwide recognition of Mario.

lol

I wish this was true but the vast majority of them and Americans in general came during the 20th century from shit like Ellis island, the Irish and Italians especially so.

I didn't even watch Rio's opening ceremony.
I took a glance at it, saw them playing with what looked like giant silver trash bags, then turned my TV off.

it makes sense, Godzilla is even their ambassador

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Hey Ape King, I'm waving my confederate flag on the porch of my house and practicing shooting my automatic rifle(s) RIGHT NOW and there's nothing you or sodomite husband can do about it.

Pic is MFW Trump repeals half of your fag legacy

hey budy

You guys spelled Michael wrong.

you should do as those babies and die famdango

Fuck off, ledditor.

So is fucking Goku going to be at the opening ceremony in 2020?

That's the first lady.

I don't think Goku is family friendly. Heck, he doesn't even understand the concept of family and shrugs off all his responsibilities as a father.

But user, he appeals to the Dindu Demographic

Better than being represented to the rest of the world as WW2-era soldiers that were little better than animals.

Daily DOse

lol, that subreddit doesn't even exist fam. By that logic, you retards use The Cuck too since I see screenshots of it.

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Japan should just do something that looks the closest to power rangers so it's more recognisable. Most casuals don't even realise it comes from Japan to begin with.

ow

It is a textbook failed state only good for its natural resources
Rio olympics were a mistake. hell some events had to done in neighboring cities because they couldn't finish shit in time

Their communist government really did a bang up job.

Someone should sue Brazil for having "Order and Progress" written on their flag, a false advertising lawsuit shouldn't be hard.

t. poortugalfag

What I want to know is where the money went. Did Japan give Nintendo money for permission to use Mario's likeness, did Nintendo pay to use a national event to broadcast an advertisement to a significant portion of the entire fucking world, or did they agree it was mutually beneficial?

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Same reasons why people still give a shit about the simpsons

This is the guy from boston, okay!

dear pesky plumbers,

Found the underaged fag

normalfags know who Sonic is, he has a shitload of merchandise and a show on Cartoon Network

Real Japanese cities and towns would petition Toho to be destroyed in the movies because places GodIlla wrecks in the movies are prosperous in real life.

Shinzo Abe basically puked and had to wash himself three dozen time after touching a video game character, where he to appear in a Godzilla costume he probably would've swallowed his own tongue inside.
Japanese politicians only likes literature written by older politicans about penises poking through Shōji.

Nanjing is in China, gooks aren't chinks, the gooks whine about the occupation of the Korean Peninsula. Which is amusing because it was previously occupied by the Chinese and about to be occupied by the British before the nips showed up.

I'm both happy and disappointed. I was hoping it was gonna be Pikachu representing Tokyo like he did for the World Cup.

They need to add 3 gun.

It's people like you that eliminate culture

Except this thread isn't a joke, it's a discussion of a recent event.

I canNOT beLIEVE you are THIS DENSE

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No, they wanted less manly sports. It is as simple as that.

I'm glad you're dissapointed, pikachu is an overrated, normalfag-baiting piece of dogshit.

I hope they made lots of SPAGHETTI

Not everything is a SJW conspiracy, some things are actually just disgustingly rich people jerking each other off. In fact, most things are.

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Of course. The thing is that Nintendo must have paid a lot for that add.

Is it worth watching?

That's just sort of the norm among that class of society. Finding new ways to be smug and look down on the lower classes, just look at how they treat poor whites. They may claim leftism but it's all a display, a show, just to feed their egos and smug sense of self satisfaction.