So, the beta is already out

Also Mongols was removed because they was "problematic"

How the fuck are Finns problematic?

Finns are too white for this game.

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Why are the spiked wheel chariots named after her- considering Ccotland has very little flat land to utilize a chariot?

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Also notice how Hungarians are never featured in Civ games.

Did Hungarians ever do anything besides being a part of Austria?

They invented Muzak or something

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Stuff like this:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Siege_of_Belgrade_(1456)

How do you fuck up Queen Tomyris that badly?

wait, that was supposed to be a woman? It looks like Leslie Nelson

Even Civ Rev had better looking grills.

They even have tumblr noses

Is that an animu girl on the right side of the cover?

What's the appeal of a sequel again? Waiting for the 20 DLCs to make the game complete of all the missing features? More of the same shit, but with worse graphics and a pletora of new bugs and unoptimized requirements? Especially after Civ V i don't see a reason to release this horror unless you're able to one up it, and eveyone can see they already failed.

Can't this fucking market just crash already?

I'm curious, are there any total war clones? Or at least, grand strat games with combat that isn't map painting or turn based?

Yes
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Himiko

W-well kind of, user. I think her name is just "Himiko", some ancient japanese witch or shaman or some such.

They look more cartoon than before bit at least it's a stylized cartoony. They almost look waifuable if you're into Pixar shit

I won't preorders it but I'll probably get it on a Steam sale after it gets the expansions.

Mechanically I'm glad they made wonders take up a city tile it made wonder whoring too easy to snowball with. What did they change with tourism great works and religion? Amy new mechanics?

Civilization has been 100% shit after Civ 3.

King Arthur: The Role-Playing Wargame I and II have grand strategy elements. But they are very deep in my backlog, so I can't say anything concrete.

I'm impressed.

Built a wall to keep illegal immigrants out.

sure is plebian around here

Civ 4 was good, but Civ 3 is objectively the best

HOW?

I just hope the gameplay it's good.Leaders can be fixed with mods, basic gameplay can't.

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She and the other two jap leaders in that are PSP exclusive, so essentially they're just pandering the game to a more weeb/otaku playerbase. Painfully enough I think they fucking REPLACE nobunaga to do it.

Fuck this series has crashed and burned.

Mentally ill people with pink hair wormed their way in

Freeciv is the best.

Nobunaga was in the Vita version with Togo

It's not hard to pander them with this shit:

They look like fucking drag queens

Is the one on the far left supposed to be Cleopatra? As in the Cleopatra whose whole thing was that she was such a milf slut that she got every roman into her snatch instead of overthrowing her?
Shes got a man face and droopy tits in that game, how do you fuck up that bad

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Being the last Europeans left alive who still possess testosterone.

But the bottom row looks better than the top row.
Not as in "prettier", but with a more defined art direction, more individual faces.

Video games are dead

Isabella was a qt. Would go fulf inquisition on her.

Who gives a shit how defined the art is, its still sub-Telltale tier garbage that doesnt resemble human beings

But they do. A lot of older women are kinda like those in the pic.

hungary and poland were essentially the sacrificial human wall that kept shit hordes from reaching real europe and got raped to pieces in the process

She was waifu material.

I've noticed they've completely changed the art style. Why is that?

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That's a handsome nobunaga. The artstyle for these 3 really clashes with the rest of the assets…

The only one that is pretty in the top row is the ginger in the left, she is the prettiest of them all.

maybe they specially made the new ones shit so that there's no porn of them?
i mean i doubt it will really stop anyone, but i guess that's their mindset

they're all hideous.
bottom row is just hideous in new and exciting ways.

Why is what looks like 28 years old damaged goods given the position of producer? Isn't that a terrible idea for all the people under the hierarchy?

Kill all liberals.

I wish I knew who the artist that did them at least so I can find their pix.iv account and see if they did any porn of the female leaders.

Is the game any good?

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There is no civ psp game.

Civ Rev 1 had a DS port. Civ Rev 2 was a mobile game and then Civ Rev 2+ was on the Vita

She looks like a background character from shrek

What idiot looked at those models and said "Yep that looks good enough for our game"?

Shit, I thought they were on to something with 1UPT but this just isn't excusable

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That's a man.

Cartooney and goofy style so they can downplay the important things.When asked, they will just says:"It's a parody/not realistic/etc."
I hope the AI is better this time, harder difficulties should not be a cheating AI.

"Women were a mistake" - t.God

But Khan was always the friendliest fucker in the game once you befriended him.

Remind me again why we let woman vote?

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Khan also dropped some sick rhymes in his time.

Because weebs are not man enough anyway.

Fuck the mongols, i liberated their cities, fought war together,etc. and then they allied with Alexander and declared war to me. The warmonger penalty are fucking stupid

muh feels and jews

Did anyone really expect this was going to be a good game after Beyond Earth happened?

Are there any good 4x games left?

This sounds like there was never a queen in the first place and they were just keeping the image of the "mythological magic queen" for the peasants.

but looking at all the gameplay it looks better than BNW fam

EL is a nice.

ES2 supposed to be a shit because SEGA.

depending who you ask Pandora: First Contact might be ok, it will never live up to SMAC of course.

But is it better than Amazonia Warriors? That game is better than Civ 5 with the Brave New World expansion pack.

More like Amazonian Waifus.

Someone let me know when the inevitable expansions that should have been part of the base game come out and we'll discuss whether this is shit then.
You can probably just replace the leaders with mods later anyway.

A few of the Civ abilities looked lame but other than that gameplay wise it looks fine you still shouldn't preorder obviously.
Fuck off with your shitty bait. They should have done a better job making the female 'leaders' look good within the caricature style; but, that doesn't mean it's le epic maymay bait game.

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You didnt see obvious tumbrl noses?

What even is a "tumblr nose"? People keep throwing it around, but I can't make sense of it.

Jewish noses with a twist. Many are often too red/pink. Overall just ugly shit.

knowyourmeme.com/memes/tumblr-nose

Odd proportions and pink to red colored tips. It's funny that they use it because originally it was a cartoonist's technique for making things look more grotesque.

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Maybe you should lurk moar.

Ah. I always assumed it referred to those Jack o lantern type noses.

Maybe you should suck my dick until you're dead.

Maybe it's like you said and it is just the art style of the game but I wouldn't throw away the possibility that the developers intentionally made female characters ugly in an attempt to challenge today's canons of beauty. You know, just like bioware did with DA:I

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Surprise, no one liked that character.
Guess who was liked and wasn't a supermodel, yet no one talks about anyways?

Can nothing be left the fuck alone?

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it's cancer, but it's also a great resource.

I'm going to go ahead and make the assumption that the demo is only available if you pre-order. I'm right, aren't I?

Nobody actually played binary domain though user.

Red and purple noses are common on alcoholics.

where?

I don't give a shit WHY they're ugly, the point is that they're fucking garbage.

That's sadly true.

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interrogation marks nigga the fuck? you fucking educated now?

Is this one SUPPOSED to look like Wonder Woman from Injustice 2?

The right one is shoped, right?
The face doesn't match the rest of the body.

Yeah, the vice principal at my middle school had a hardcore case of that shit going on.

See for yourself.

It's actually supposed to look like what would happen if Liam Neeson and Leslie Nielsen had a baby.

That ,or she was a raging lesbian and spent her days locked in the palace with 1000 women, while her brother handeled the tedium of daily governance.

If you were a ruler, wouldn't you?

I do not care for the sprites that is plastered on top of the AI.

Are they actually going to improve the game this time? Or is it another case of 6 expansions in and the game gets sorta good? If Beyond Earth is anything to go by, any talent they had left in the studio has long since left.
Each AI is taking 10 mins for their turns and still making idiotic moves. Playing on "AI is cheating and you get handicapped" difficulty is the only difficulty where the AI does not shit the bed.

Quick reminder, CIV 4 came with religion and corporations right out of the box.

Also the art style is as if it was taken straight out of a mobile game. Which reminds me, where the developers of CIV 5 originally only mobile game developers?

This game is doomed from the start. Absolute garbage through and through.

Where is our savior, Brian Reynolds, when we need him? Why is he forced to work on mobile games? Why has he forsaken us?

Don't lie user we didn't get corporations until the second expansion.

Many of them were modders for Civilization IV. They fucked up so bad on V as we know that they left within three months of V's release.

That civ leader is clearly a dude.

Right, my bad. At least we did not have to wait for 2 expansions before religion was put in the game unlike CIV 5.

That explains so many things, fucking hell. No wonder why Beyond Earth was a reskin.

Yeah I don't know why religion had to be a fucking expansion other than greed.

I find the fact that the second women have control of videogames they have to bring even imaginary women down absolutely hilarious.

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Which fucking game is that?

A game that should have never been made

It was a made up game from that hilariously bad SVU episode about GG, for some reason they plugged both shitaku and civ v in the episode.

sauce

You have to ask more nicely.

Hungary as a country didn't do much, but there was a shit ton of really cool scientists that did a lot of cool stuff.

Ignaz Semmelweis was the doctor that made handwashing obligatory, thus cutting down post-natal death from infection down by about 90%.

There was also Paul Erdos, picrelated, who was basically doing meth 24/7, received 15 doctorates, wrote 1'500 mathematical articles in his lifetime all the while being batshit insane.

Even had his own slang

Children were referred to as "epsilons"
(because in mathematics, particularly calculus, an arbitrarily small positive quantity is commonly denoted by the Greek letter (ε))

Women were "bosses".

Men were "slaves".

People who stopped doing mathematics had "died".

People who physically died had "left".

Alcoholic drinks were "poison".

Music (except classical music) was "noise".

People who had married were "captured".

People who had divorced were "liberated".

To give a mathematical lecture was "to preach".

To give an oral exam to a student was "to torture" him/her.

Pretty cool guy.

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Alcohol is literally poison though.

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A lot of things are poison when consumed in large quantities.

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Thank you amphetamine ally

They can't be too good looking, that would allow for male gaze to set in and oppress what males call "unattractive" females.

It's the same artist for Toukiden and some of the recent Atelier titles.

You don't have to consume that much.
Being drunk = poisoned.

"He gave nicknames to many countries, examples being: the U.S. was "samland" (after Uncle Sam), the Soviet Union was "joedom" (after Joseph Stalin), and Israel was "isreal"."

lel

Mods to make them less ugly when?

God confirmed for sock stealing fascist.

Sauce please?

He was a jew, of fucking course he was insane. But man if he wasn't a based motherfucker and i would pay to have one bit of his work ethic.

One day…

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It's Kuma Miko.

Goddamn nazi frogs keep stealing my socks

they gave Harley Quinn a piggie face, too.

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When I said I want realistic waifus I didn't mean realistic as in fucking ugly like real life women are.

Can't we go back to the normal harley?

Obviously skipping VI for all the obvious reasons.

From the thumbnail I seriously thought you posted an Asian caricature of Harley as "normal."

I don't think any amount of mods will redeem the actual gameplay, though, so why bother?

I'm going to miss it when rainbow hair goes out of style, it'll be so much hard to notice terrible people at a glance.

Realistic means disgusting whores in the case of women. This is what you get for living in Current Year.

no because suicide girl harley is canon, and both social justice faggots and faggots with slut fetish love her

i miss bruce timm harley

I don't even care about leaders being pretty or not
But why removing entire civilizations on the basis that are "mean"
Following that logic you should remove every single one
why do they do this
will this ever stop

tbh slutty women can be sweet as fuck in person and are more like guys in mentality than any other woman.

What I perceive as a "realistic" woman aka "average female" is a self-obsessed, unattractive, stupid, entitled bitch who believes that she matters way more than she actually does. Women like that make me remember that we descended from monkeys more than any other human being.

I've always wondered about being racist towards people that look like you.
Like old time America. It'd be so hard to hate someone from across the street. You'd have to go up and figure out if they were Irish pigs or not, unless they had that freakish red hair.

I was gonna say that earlier, and then forgot. If we're dropping civs that live in a moral grey area, it's literally all of them.

Why can't women exist who act like the former but aren't complete whores.

Because they're women. It's just how they are naturally.

Well naturally I'm not supposed to be eating garbage and wasting my life online either, but I make due. Why can't they?

Can we work up a collage of Tumblr cunts ruining art? We've got…

This. (Civ VI)
Dragon Age
Dina's take on Beck

What else? There's no way there aren't more.

This is very true and its hurts that the game is bastardized.

This. Its why theres so many godawful looking characters in Faggot Age: Cisquisition

Can't have girls looking nice, real girls get upset when the man thinks the girl made out of polygons or pixels looks better than real life's girls

According to everyone's favourite British autist they even evolved breasts to cuck men.

lloydianaspects.co.uk/evolve/breasts.html

Aztecs. The meanyiest people in history are in the game though

Also, your image touched on why this is the case. Anime is under attack from Something Awful goon shitposters so regularly because it flies in the face of their postmodern ugliness-is-beauty Philosophy 101 nihilism.

Nationalistic messages, strong ingroup-outgroup loyalty dichotomy, strong family is idealized, fighting for what you believe in is lionized (actual fighting, not Tumblr fighting), there's clear good and evil, women are much more often gentle/beautiful/submissive, men are physically strong/good leaders/self-confident proactive agents in their worlds.

It's the last bastion of Romanticism. Seeing the world for what it could be rather than the Brown and Bloom of what it is.

Because you're a man. Women aren't much more than animals. You expect too much of them.

(checked)
Waifubots can't come soon enough.

I can deal with the fact that it looks a cheap mobile game
I can deal with the fact everyone looks ugly as sin due to the horrid art style(not just the women the dudes also look like complete crap)
But removing Civs cause they were kind of assholeish in real life is the last straw for me. And there not even consistent with it as points out.

smug stronk

You should watch Regalia when it restarts next month.

What a fucking downgrade though.
I bet they got neutered and are little bitches now.

Forgot my image.
That's what an Aztec king should look like.

Don't those idiots realize when they complain about smug anime girls that only encourages people to post more.

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Fucking ingenious

Maybe they're just trying to save a bunch because they know people will post them

That implies they have any self-awareness

I'm not sure my heart could take it.

Contributing to smugfest.

Is Regalia about Latvia?

How can something look so awful. They were able to make Moctezuma actually scary in this: How did they fuck it up so hard? He just looks like some random faggot cosplaying.

It's actually "The Three Sacred Stars". Does Latvia have sacred stars somewhere?

Have another pyramid.

Heard you were talking shit

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Here is the new montezuma

Are you /k/'s Latviaanon?

Nope. /k/ has a number of those and one of them is a filthy Russian shill.

YOU ARE NOT MY SON!

Civ 5: Bring me all your daughters and gold and I'll think about merely enslaving you.
Civ 6: Hey bro, sorry to bother you, but can I borrow a cup of wheat, if it's not too much trouble?

We Wuz Tlatoani

Dad, can I be a Aztec ruler too?

It's like they want to be publicly embarrassed again

Sure you can, son.

This makes perfect sense

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And now he is scary again

A fellow man of taste i see.

Women see fictional Women as competition, so they're infiltrating the vidya industry to make them ugly so all those males they don't care about will start paying attention to them again instead.

They do it because Firaxis does it every Civ game. If anything, VI is going back the artstyle IV displayed.

since when? last i saw it was some shitty looking one from new 52

They had plenty of women who were of more note in France's history (Marie Antionette, Josephine de Beauharnais, Eleanor of Aquitaine, and so on).
Hell, they don't even have to be queens. Joan of Arc is a great leader, and she was just some peasant who saw visions. If they wanted to mix things up, they could put a cultural icon like Edith Piaf or someone.
I'm just baffled why they would drag this woman out to lead France.

No, he wasn't. And I think he's a poor choice for leader.
Previous Civ games had good choices (Louis XIV and Charles de Gaulle), but there are more than that. What about Louis the Universal Spider? What about Louis the Lion? Or Philip the Iron King? Hell, even Henri IV was a pretty great guy. Pics related. Look how smug this man is.
You can even stretch Charlemagne to be leader of France (although he should be with the Franks if they ever come back).

I've looked for a while now, but could never find where this was from. Does anyone have sauce?