Europoors release a big budget film

Why did Italian cinema have to die?

Because it didn't make enough money.

because half of Italy is controlled by the Mafia, while the other half is controlled by commie unions

They only show Hollywood stuff. Barely anything local and if it does, it's the same PC-garbage, probably approved by Hollywood.

if there's demand for the local stuff, why doesn't someone start a theater that shows it?

Yankees are hilarious. They might be crying murder at the jew slamming their boot on their face with multiculturalism and feminism, but tell them about foreign matters and they will magically pretend they still live in the forties.
"Surely these foreigners should thrive on local production, IIIIFFF there is actually demand for it!". After spending the best part of his day lamenting that any right wing dissenter in america gets systematically ostracized and shut down, and all content is censored at the source.

lol

feels good to be squatter master race

actually it's these cunts. One of their stated objectives is literally "To promote diversity within European programming"

FUCK THE EU

you didn't answer my question

Not really, considering most national stuff is usually funded by the government. So it's always the same 10 different actors acting in the 5 same stories and they rotate that. Along with shitty socialist stories. The biggest problem is that most of the movie-business in the european countries is part of the state-program. So it's mostly socialist cunts who gets brainwashed into the movie-schools and then goes on to make a "career" in that business.

The only thing I looked forward about yuropoor movies was that they put a lot of nude scenes on those movies. But that they don't that anymore.

clearly we need more government to solve this problem

Do Europeans have a high rate of speaking English or do they actually sit there and read subtitles as a way to feel relevant? Do they have decent tv shows or is it garbage like doctor who or whatever the fuck that British show is called.

A large majority of the population of west Europe (with the exception of the French because they are retarded) speak and understand English well enough to hold a decent conversation with a native speaker.
Similar to Japs, a lot of Europeans think English just sounds "cooler" than their own native language and therefore prefer hearing it in their entertainment over hearing their own language.
I myself have never met anyone in my country who cares enough about movies to actually go to the cinema but I might just be out of touch with the local normalfags.
I'm not sure about this but I don't think dr Who is a big thing otuside of the UK.

That has to be some of the gayest shit I have ever read. Cant even wrap my head around that and I'm from a country filled with people whose families originally spoke different languages.

why do so many of you know another language? I hated that shit in school. I remember having to learn Spanish and my teacher once said that the country has a growing population of Spanish speakers so it would be smart to learn it. I wasn't politically minded at all and thought it was complete bs that they weren't just learning English.

There are a few reasons. A bit one is that most of those 700,000,000 people live in absolute shitholes like Ukraine, Romania and Greece.
Another reason is that Europe speaks dozes of different languages while the US speaks one.
The third, and possibly most important reason is that Europeans just don't watch as many movies as Americans.

Highly depends what part of Europe you're in.
In Germany, Sweden and the Netherlands practically everybody speaks English as well as their native language. In Kosovo, Albania and Greece far fewer people would know English.
Most of what burgers know about Europe is Western and Nothern Europe, but Southern and Eastern Europe are not even remotely as nice. Places like Poland are to Western Europe as Mexico is to the US.

not in Germany, at least. sure most people understand some english, but far fewer are able to form sentences on the fly.

LA CREATURA

this is the first Spanish meme I've ever seen, and it's made me laugh

It's translated, notable due to being a bad one in certain names. Parody of over the top progressions made by spaniards to describe nigger mongrels accurately.
Here we can see a funny one, unorthodox in the image due to wrong mixture AFAIK, called Salta-atras, "Step-backwards"… in the evolution scale. Also used by mestizos to describe an injun or another mestizo mixing with a negro.
t. mestizo

>spanish (((art)))

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Name one besides Valerian which starred two literal whos

Europe tends to believe in quality over quantity.
Americans will never be able to understand this.

The jokes until the 90s were always "I'm from Texas, and in Texas our hotels are bigger than Buck-eeeng-haaaam pay-lass. Our electricity pylons are bigger than the Eye-fall towey in gay pareeee!".
In america, there are no interesting films made, just slop for the masses.
In europe, interesting films are made, but no american has ever heard of them or seen them because other languages are too difficult, and subtitles are impossible due to country-wide illteracy.
That's why the only foreign films you'll see are cloned remakes with Tom Cruise and set in modern day america, as the audiences have as much depth as a puddle in the Sahara.

hahaha

Valerian sucked dick faggot

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This is typical of the Americlap, in their minds bigger is better even if it is unhealthy unwanted bloat (of the state and their bodies). America has some good filmmakers like P.T.A but they are hardly numerous.

LMAO nerd I can't waste my time watching 'interesting films", I have women to bang

Thread is an ideal example.
BIG BUDGET = IMPORTANT

They don't care whether something is worthwhile or new, or sparks the imagination at all, or leaves you new ideas or thoughts.
It's just DERP FEED ME. Every foreign film they've cloned and given no credit for has turned out to be absolute flavourless, mass-market faeces. As laughable as turkish superman.

Yeah, I've seen

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Sounds like you're jealous of the US being better than you.

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Why are euros such cranky lads?

Jagten
Amelie
La Jetee
Aguirre Wrath of God
Fizcarraldo
Diabel

those are some I've seen and I'm American

That reads like a youtube comment from a 12 year old bragging about liking extremely mainstream classic rock bands.

well fuck me then huh

Overcrowding.
Europe has been full for a century, all the foreigners should piss off.

The plane scene.

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Europeans really do have a unrealistic image of themselves.
lmfaooooo

only pedo pandering "Art" films make big bucks and win awards in euroland

This.
Go to a film festival in one of the capitals or even provincial cities and you'll some good kinos.
The burger equation visibility==quality is fucking retarded, especially since their movies are communist propaganda slop that appeals to the most common of denominators.
I haven't gone to the typical movie theater in ages. But I do love me some independent projections.

Thats not a word in Spanish.

t. Shitcano

t. Colossal Faggot

Now you got me in the mood
Creatura means Creature, it's poorly written at times as Criatura, RAE says it's good on both sides
Never implied American in spic is not Americano, i implied it's poorly translated because feminine and masculine gets mixed, like "La Luz Extinguido" instead of "La Luz Extinguida" or "El Atrocidad" instead of "La Atrocidad", same with Abominacion, but i can pass those up due to the possibility of being written as nicknames
I'm gonna shit all over the toilet paper compartment next time i pillage your mall, gringo

Translator's note: Gringo or Yanqui (Yankee) are the informal but extremely used forms to refer at Americans, Americano is only used for watered down coffee or that one song from 8 years ago, also injuns.
Proper term for mongrels is Estadounidense or Usoniano (highly archaic forced meme), because Americano means someone from the Americas
Polite sage because this goes on the bumplocked thread

Meet the biggest budget movie in all of hungarian history, production cost: 1.6 million

I just replaced it with Chupacabra.

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"Creatura" is supposed to be how you pronounce "Criatura" because the "i" in Spanish makes an "e" sound. I have never seen it actually spelled "Creatura" nor taught it as an alternative.
My issue wasn't the "feminine/masculine" mistranslation, it's that I figured you fucked up in calling Yankees Americanos, which made the meme confusing since it's suppose to refer to Yanks.
Sage too because this thread should be about Yuromovies.

I think you mean the "e" in English makes an "i" sound

Well, technically the "e" makes the "i" because of latin, but i'm being pedantic. RAE says it's good both sides, RAE being the dumb but official organization that teaches all spics and spaniards how to roll the tongue. I was surprised myself, i admit.
I understand your point now, sorry if i made myself confusing, and actually i would dare to say that some fucked up countries do have the same amerifat problem, except they ignore it or just embrace, namely Colombia, Ecuador, Brazil, and a couple of caribbean islands where whites basically killed themselves and mixed with monkey or some chick that cleaned the house on a horny day.
It's rare to find pure blooded injuns in some countries, and the surviving ones are as angry as the 56% fellas, but at least they can brag or larp about their coconut-based cultures and countries, unlike americans who never had that one ancestral land to protect, they simply try to seal an old (but effective) paper culture where everyone with skills and productive, namely european immigrants mostly, started from scratch. And really can't brag about an european ethnicity because america basically bombed, butchered or economically sabotaged most of them.

Americans have the right solution but the wrong beginning, they don't exist as a country or even proper culture, they simply were a highly successful experiment group in a plentiful land that got overly greedy, basically suppressed itself in a civil war, with the loser being maybe the most joyful group and even that one that was starting a culture, and subsequently the whole thing got hijacked by an elite economic group to squeeze product. Well, USA does have a culture after all, to sell product, the intellectual objects or ideas in the country were always at one point a scheme to rip someone off or to sell a product, nothing comes out of the enjoyment of a specific group of people living freely without someone pushing them outsiders that bend their ways of living.
Difference here is that other countries make stuff and then it becomes product, same with tourism.

Poor chaps really, no wonder they get butthurt about everything.

Polaks at least used to make good historical movies

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I don't know about your country but people here are proud of their country and culture, maybe because my country is always trying to show it exists or not be like spain

What's a popular recent Europe movie?

Good historical movies are something that any poor communist country can do.
t. Romanian

Tbh only England is comparable to America in the production of kino.