Okay, no bullshit, no memes: What game has the most memorable skeletons? What game's got the toughest?
In a lot of games, they're just simple fodder, but you would figure that magically animated bones would be a lot more threatening to someone than a shambling corpse. Bones are usually 15% of a person's weight, so there's barely anything holding them down. Skeletons should be fast and they should slap you for way harder than physically possible. Why do so many games make them nonthreatening?
Evan Miller
If by slap way harder than physically possible you mean visa-vi velocity. Otherwise they are fast fodder.
Isaac Carter
Magic, user. If it can move the bones, then what's stopping it from moving the bones really fast? Sure, the resistance would probably break the limb off, but still, you've got skeletons hitting you so hard they're shattering themselves.
Caleb Morris
Not to diminish your idea, suicide fragmentation skeletons sounds awesome. But using the explanation as simply Magic is vague and unsatisfactory.
John Mitchell
/tg/ has already gone over this, and has come to the conclusion that Skeletons may spin their arms to generate lift, creating Skelecopters.
Blake Thomas
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Ian Robinson
/tg/ has also come to the conclusion that skeletons may be used in a sped-up pocket dimension to represent binary code and power magical lich shitposting machines. They do a lot of things over there.
Austin Ward
:^)
Carter Gray
They don't make modern games like this. If this were a modern game half of the weapons in the hall of heroes would be a $ real money
Grayson Allen
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Joseph Cooper
These niggers in Golden Axe can be a real pain. Heaven forbid you get trapped between two, otherwise you can kiss your health goodbye.
Blake Reyes
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Juan Jackson
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Luis Powell
I just want to be a Lich with a spooky waifu
Daniel Gutierrez
What, Frankenstein's bride style?
Christopher Reed
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Benjamin Anderson
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Bentley Lewis
more like corpse bride style
Ah, I see im in good company
Gabriel Roberts
Left is the best
Angel Hill
The only true answer
William Wright
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Lincoln Lopez
DO YOU WISH TO JOIN THE ARMY OF THE DEAD?
Jack Robinson
What's the difference between left and second from right?
Hunter Gray
I believe the one on the left is the body of a succubus, while the other is just a normal human.
Gavin Jones
SEVERANCE
Samuel Sullivan
This.
Thomas Cox
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Nathaniel Collins
Oh my damn
Charles Reyes
Torian Kell as Skeleton count?
Benjamin Anderson
This for toughest. You could trick the AI into falling into a pit though.
Poor Nito must feel so exposed and indecent.
Odette from Odin Sphere. Never seen that illustration before.
Joseph Fisher
None of them particularly useful.
Ryan Adams
I'm probably going to steal this, unless you give permission then it's not stealing