Ok Hollywood, this was good (and not just for the midriff lol). Funny...

Ok Hollywood, this was good (and not just for the midriff lol). Funny, sweet and with a lot of life lessons for people growing up (and kids need as many of those as they can get, God knows they're not getting them from their parents am I right Holla Forums? heh).
On top of that no characters got blacked and there was a clear pro-family message. I bet a couple of ourguys were behind this, not a single piece of kike influence. In fact, the only Jewish character is a manipulative cretin who betrays them halfway through. With Jews you lose.

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HOL UP!
Why is the black guy a midget?

Poe's law has reaally fucked me up. I can't what is satire anymore

Everything is satire and nothing's satire with autism applenty throughout

They want the manlet audience.

What a pleasant surprise. I'm sure it'll be a big hit.

Literally everyone involved in the production of this movie is Jewish. The producers, the director, the writers, etc.

This so much. REAL fans know what's up, not these OUT OF TOUCH jabroni critics

Just by that litty poster alone you can expect these few thing:
- a good time if you aren't too serious about things and know how to have a good time
- a lot of RAUNCHY HUMOUR… guys and gals DON'T bring your in laws they will not get it. this is the type of movie to have a GOOD TIME and let's face it sometimes that means things get a little RAUNCHY.
- nerdy library type people ARE NOT going to ENJOY this much of a SPLASHY Summer ROMP. It's not for them! Ignore all the critics or as my boys and I call them HATERS. They don't know how to HAVE A GOOD TIME THIS FILM ISN'T FOR THEM IT'S FOR US. LAID BACK NO STRESS GOOD TIMES GOOD VIBES FUN PEOPLE SO DON'T LET THE HATERS SCARE YOU AWAY. THEY ARE PAID TO HATE NOT HAVE A GOOD TIME YOU KNOW WHO YOUARE OUT THERE SO GET DOWN TO THE CINEPLEX AND LETS GET IT ON.

My two cents on what to bring:
- okay, guys, listen up. you're going to get wet. just ACCEPT it right now because it's going to happen so don't stress. my bro Forest went to Costco before the show and picked up a bulk pack of socks… YOU. ARE. GOING. TO. NEED. EXTRA. SOCKS. I can't overstate this point. Guys, you're going to the SMASH COMEDY ROMP of the Summer, possibly the decade. You're going to get piss on your feet.
- Always recommend a sleeve of AMERICAN BEER for summer hit raunchy flicks. ENJOY YOURSELF RIGHT!
- COOL PEOPLE. MY PEOPLE ARE GOING TO HAVE A GOOD TIME AT THIS FILM. ROLL DEEP ROLL EARLY ROLL OFTEN. PEOPLE GET OUT AND GET TO THE SHOW THIS IS YOUR TIME TO HAVE A GOOD TIME.
- Sunblock! Just kidding dudes, you are going to probably think you need it with all the HOT PEOPLE IN THE SUN on screen, but trust me guys, you can't get sunburned from a movie screen even if it feels like A BEACH PARTY.

Alright bros and ladies that's t, now get your copy and let's get #LITTY

okay now im starting to get a little sketched out. wtf is happening to Holla Forums?

GET OUT. GET THE FUCK OUT.

no, i'm gonna get LITTY instead

Every time someone brings this shit up, the only thing I see is Karen Gillan in very short shorts. I guess that's the only good thing about it at all?

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perfect casting

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I've heard reports that people are PISSING themselves over this latest COM-BOMB, can any LITTY BROS confirm?

you like short shorts?

I don't have midriff loli, is this good enough?

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sarcasm translates poorly on the internet

And Karen Gillan

Second this movie being surprisingly great. If you have legit autism and can't watch a movie with the only white male character being Jewish, this isn't for you. But if you don't have autism this is a really fun flick that manages to be sweet at times too. Would recommend seeing it with a couple childhood friends.

Karen Gillan is hot af. And the 'curvy' character was actually referring to Black Jack which is why blonde girl picked him.

this film is pure pleb shit and you are fucking pathetic fuck you for even shitposting this people believe this shit and kong skull island is good

b-but this guy on Twitch told me it's a fun experience, and he looks like someone who knows about movies

moar


Life is full of disappointments. :^(((

That you went straight to that suggests not only that you have autism, but that you're super defensive about it.

If you're into little redheaded boys. Women have tits, homo.

This is the second time you've referred to him this way. Why are you samefagging this shit movie so hard?

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Why do this?

There is a special place in hell for you.

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I thought this was about promoting your wonderful "litty" family values "NO WHITE MALES ALLOWED" movie? Eat shit viral pozfag.

She's a disgusting mess, sorry.

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I know Karen is unattractive, but I wouldn't call her disgusting. Just because she has the body of a thirteen year old boy and they had to pad her bra with a metric fuckton of fake titty to make her look passably female.

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Saying a movie is bad solely because it has a nigger and a Jew in it is incredibly autistic

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hmmm I wonder why this thread is being spammed
mayhaps Disney has hired one of their goons to ruin everythread we have on their competition?

It's not because they're in it, it's the specific combination of factors. It's a clear diversity film, but it isn't representative divirsity. Blacks are 10-13% of the population, Jews only 2%. And of course they're paired with white girls, of course they are, of course they are.

And it's the notion that the "hot video game chick" is being played by a flat-chested boygirl.

You really think you're going to meme the internet into accepting cultural marxism?

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You have literal aspergers. Look at what you're doing right now. And the blonde girl doesn't even get blacked, her love interest is white.

You're making excuses and resorting to ad hominems. You're not going to convince anyone, faggot.

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She has the body of a little boy. You are a disgusting faggot.

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So this is what's it like being an older brother.

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The whole point is that these random nobodies are ten times better looking then your bland beanpole hollywood whores.

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she looks a bit like Bliss. I like.

I don't find Bliss attractive, but for some reason I find you less annoying than any of the other waifufags. Maybe because she's funny sometimes.

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This is all really boring stuff

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I think it's a shitty movie too, user.

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you're really going to dedicate that much time to something so trivial? What's wrong with you?
I'm gonna make another thread later tonight anyway btw :)

kek there's something very wrong with your brain user. Stop posting on Holla Forums and read a book or watch a movie.

Self-awareness = zero, apparently. How much time does it require? Not much inbetween editing stuff, listening to podcasts, etc. Why is it trivial to me, but important to you? Unless you have a financial motive for spamming this shit.

If your taste wasn't garbage I'd let it slide, but clearly breasts trigger you. Why do you hate women do much user?

NEVER.

I might start one later if I have time, my plate's pretty full honestly.

I'm going to, actually. I'll let you in on a few secrets since you're so worried for my well-being. For a bit I was titposting while skyping my girlfriend, she had to go to a wake for a family member and she was dreading it. Once she left I put on the latest Best of the Worst episode. Overall mediocre, but they spend a surprising amount of the episode trashing The Last Jedi. They keep mentioning how "At the end of the day the film is about family" and how what's important is the schlock they were watching "subverted expectations, therefore it's good."

Later I'm gonna go grab a couple fireworks before new years, drop by a liquor store, and around 6 I'll go see The Foreigner at a dollar theater with family. So you have a window of until maybe around 10 to viral this board to your shilling heart's content.

Then if I don't have work tomorrow (boss keeps cancelling because of the weather) I'll shit all over whichever cult-marx shit you're viralling all night long, after my girl falls asleep.

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Everyone knows you have autism but it's funny to see you pretend you have other things going on. Enjoy your redditlettermedia videos.

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Okay, let's make a deal. You present reasonable requirements for proof that obviously wouldn't include dox. I'll present the proof, you'll then apologize, admit to whatever you yourself are actually diagnosed with and your true motive here, and never viral this fair board or post flat ugly skanks ever again, agreed?

Either way, what do I care if you accuse me of autism. At best that means some autistic user on the internet made you mad with boobies. You think you'd come off better in that scenario? You're a viral marketer with pedophilic tastes. What could be worse?

Viral marketing for a shit film and ugly actresses.

user is upset people are ironically shilling for The Rock's next 'get litty' movie. His autism prevents him from understanding peoples' motivations. He's been sperging out for over two hours and now he's playing it off as just autopiloting while chatting with his gf,organizing family trip, working things out with his boss at his job, and listening to podcasts. He's definitely not autistic.

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Post face pic, post skype chatlog with 'gf''. Do it.

The fact that you're trying to use autistic as an insult on Holla Forums of all fucking places is only one of many reasons you stick out like a sore thumb as not being from around here.

wtf even is this thread?

Holy christ it has been 2 hours. Jesus christ this is pathetic. And the porn is fucking trash too.

I wish they had kept the board game angle instead of making it a videogame. I thought the board game was really spooky, mysterious and cool. It showing up in 2017 wouldve been cool too. I havent seen the movie yet though. The only place ive found to stream it is all in Spanish.

That'd be dox.

Our conversations are primarily via microphone, so it'll look a bit disjointed and I'd blur out her name and any pictures of her, but yeah I can do that.

kek user is so upset being called autistic his brain can't think of a response. Calling you autistic is using that accusation sparingly, it's blatantly obvious something's wrong with you. And you keep bringing up some pedo waifuposting thing that I'm not even involved with. Kek.

Nice samefagging.

I dont care about your girlfriend or your spam.

Facepic isn't dox. Not only are you autistic but you're ugly too.
Why can't you just do something you might be good at? Read a fucking book and get off the internet.

ITT the biggest autist who has graced Holla Forums since the Dragon Maiden user. What a time to be alive.

That was a response though, you're on Holla Forums. You're clearly projecting. I mean look at you, you've been here the same amount of time, in the same thread bumping it "for over two hours" and you're asserting there's "clearly something wrong" with someone else for doing exactly what you are. And you're all angry about it too. The tone of your posts. "clearly something is wrong with you" taking internet shitposting oh so seriously.

Then why ask for it? If you're going to claim you're a different user, why in the hell would you reply to a post replying to someone else?

Okay, let's call your bluff. Post your face then. Posting your own picture on any chan site is blatantly retarded. Your facebook would be spammed everywhere within minutes.

More projection.

You're not going to viral this board with your garbage and shit taste.

wrong. I've made about 10 posts talking to you and it's 10 posts too many. I'll just observe your autism for the remainder of this thread and I'll test your autism later tonight/ tomorrow making a new thread.
kek

Sweet. Never mind. My main streaming site finally uploaded an english version. Im about to watch it. Ill report back. Here it is if anyone else wants too watch.

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You really think you're THAT big of an autist? Well, it is an autistic trait to reference an unrelated thing or person you hate and link the two things together as you just have.

Stop being an asshole user. Some ppl actually like to talk about movies. I know that troubles you in some way but mayhaps u should get over it? Hmmmm 🤔

Amount of time you've been here =/= amount of posts you've made. You've been here in the thread all this time, I thought you said that was pathetic? You let on more about how you view yourself than you think.

So you're saying you're going to sit in a thread to watch someone post all day, then create a new thread just to try and irritate them (as if it wasn't part of your viraling schedule) and they're the one that's "pathetic"? I've really gotten under your skin.

Do you see me titbombing any threads with actual discussion going on? Learn to fit in, get better taste, and stop justifying your shit taste by saying it's "ironic" and you'll never see another triggering titty again, freak.

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No one is going to make anything go viral on Holla Forums of all places. Why dont you go and spam reddit? You'll have more luck in your crusade there.

Life is a meme

So stop trying, then.

I've never posted there, tell me about it, what's it like?

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Where did Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson touch you user?

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I actually like The Rock. I think his talents are wasted on this tripe. Frankly though, that's most of his career. I think he's a really charismatic motherfucker, but 99% of the movies he's in are trash. I think his best films were Walking Tall and The Rundown and I think he should be making fantastic action films instead of soulless corporate family films. Most of his other films are Tooth Fairy-tier. I think he's also probably a pretty nice guy based on stories like how originally he was supposed to play the hero in Doom, but he asked to play the villain because he thought it was a more interesting role and he wanted to give Karl Urban a chance to be leading man, but ultimately the movie was still terrible. His charisma is also virtually the only thing to like in those terrible Fast & The Furious movies.

In fact, The Rock was a third of the reason I went and saw San Andreas despite being utterly bored by disaster flicks, the other two being Alexandra Daddario and Carla Gugino, but ultimately the movie was still embarrassingly bad.

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Unless the BO decides to enable IDs, you can have fun individually filtering hundreds of posts. Besides, other than to trigger you the pics aren't for you. They're to get this thread ever closer to bump limit.

Almost there.

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New thread, let's get litty

Lol. I don't care if you actually create a thread to attempt to discuss the shit movie, but I guarantee you, there won't be any legitimate discussion because no one actually cares. You'll have to samefag it again for hours.

But as long as your posting style isn't extremely obvious, you drop the facade and you learn your place, I don't care how many threads you make and spend your day bumping. Just don't pretend women look like little boys while you're at it.

Seeing the total lack of organic replies too, silly. Go have a conversation with yourself. I'll see you there if you get out of line.

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