Hi Holla Forums. Lucasfilm insider here. I bring you this information at great professional and personal risk...

Hi Holla Forums. Lucasfilm insider here. I bring you this information at great professional and personal risk. The knives are out for Kathleen Kennedy. The backlash at TLJ has the Disney execs shitting themselves and I can confirm that all the evidence we have points to Solo being a total flop. Everyone's realizing that she has no coherent plan for the franchise and is alienating long time fans via the oversaturation of the release schedule and shoe-horning left wing politics into the movies. The boys upstairs are already courting JJ Abrams to take over and oversee the franchise. A lot of Episode IX is being rewritten. I'm not privy to much about the upcoming movies but I know for sure that they want the deaths of Luke and Snoke to be retconned (I think the current plan is that their force ghosts will interact with the physical world and guide Rey and Kylo as they prepare for their final battle). In any event, expect news of Kathleen's "resignation" imminently.

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Post a picture of a cake if this is true.

Thanks, whistleblower

As much as I doubt you, Star Wars as a train wreck would atleast make it fun to watch again.
Hoping for as much fucking from the studio as Suicide Squad got.

I highly fucking doubt that.

Cool my dad works at nintendo.

No, please, for the love of God. Anything but that. Besides, He was the one who did that turd of Force awakens, and screwed the SW plot. He is at fault of fucking up the goldmine that was SW.

Good. Let it burn to the ground and become untouchable so that they can't rape it any further.

Kennedy is never leaving. She might be kicked upstairs or get the world's most golden parachute but her influence will not be removed.

you want the fans back?
to properly give the character a nice send off & retcon current trilogy.
Stormtroopers/imperials should be competent not comic relief!
aliens looks like Dr.who tv show!


Amy pascal 2.0, she will still oversee nu-wars despite the fact she destroyed.

JJ sent his script to disney a week ago

They haven't even started on it yet I guarantee it.

All good points. Although. Thats too much. No way Disney would ever be that visionary.

I couldn't make it past halfway, your post is embarrassing

you're larping almost as much as OP pretending you know how this works

It was all a bad dream!

Learn what words mean goon.

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Snoke isnt even a good villain though and neither is Kylo. Especially Kylo.

I guarantee they have and are almost done with it if not done with it.

1. JJ has been involved with the trilogy the entire time
2. Rian Johnson was getting dailies of TFA filming when he was writing TLJ in 2014 and 2015
3. Rian Johnson was at first going to write and direct VIII and IX and write IX.
4. Colin Trevorrow was as director working with Rian Johnson to collaborate IX
5. JJ was involved with both of them the entire time
6. Colin sided with Mark Hamill that the script to VIII was not good because Luke's death like that should be saved for IX
7. Kennedy thought that Colin was pompous overall and had no problem firing him
8. Colin is fired and JJ is slated to direct when he has been arguably the one working on this the longest since Kenendy hasn't done anything at all
9. JJ being in the know this entire time was able to rewrite the script for IX in a few months and just sent it in officially.
10. The film is filming in six months, JJ will tune it until then and just wing it

Snoke was an egotistical faggot himself and Rian treated him like cartoon villian and gave him the death he deserved. Kylo is okay, his dynamic with Rey is actually more interesting now. We still don't know much about him though or the knights of ren

Guaranteed knights of ren shit in IX

Let's play pretend.
1. Tell me what happened to the scene where Rey is about to fight the sea sloth, but it turns into Anakin.
2. Possibly same as 1, wasn't Rey supposed to be Anakin's resurrected?
3. About the tree. Was it supposed to be a bigger thing, like the literal origin of the force?

Fuck off with this bullshit Rian.

So nothing changes and the next soy wars film will still suck. A drunk 10 year old could write and direct a Star wars film better than the chumps that are paid millions to do so professionally.

None of the Characters in the Ray/acting face trilogy are good.
Kylo is a pathetic joke, he makes Jeb Bush look tough. Retcon the entire Mary sue trilogy Terminator Genisys style already!

That guy clearly had details, but was fed misinformation. He knew about the penguins and sea slugs, but not what they were really for. Lucasfilm keeps facts on a need to know basis.

Kylo doesnt act anything like an actual military leader. I was in the Infantry. He acts like a child half of the time. Literally throws temper tantrums regularly. No one would ever follow him. I dont know why anyone would think he makes a good villain the way he acts. Maybe some conflicted bad boy romance interest on the lifetime channel for ladies. Not a military man at all. At least Vader was believable. The First Order wouldve replaced Kylo long ago. And Hux is stupid too. The way Kylo treats Hux is also comical. And not in a good way.

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I don’t see a cake. OP is full of shit.

Let It Die Already ppl.

WW2 was 70 years ago. Enuff is enuff.

General consensus is against you because Adam Driver is considered to be the saving grace of this shitfest therefore with Kylo. Even people that hated TLJ and even TFA love Adam Driver.

Did Darth Vader in episode V act like an actual military leader? he was choking his officiers to death regularly and always whining but he had a nice big black voice

Well I can already tell you're full of shit because it's painfully obvious both Rey and Kylo will go 'grey'.

The force choke scene was different then slashing a lightsaber/helmet against the wall in public like a 4 year old on the ground flailing around mode.

Lol. If they do start retconning I bet they get rid of the grey Jedi shit.

Okay, but do you have any inside information?

Are you really telling me many people wouldn't smash their lightsaber into shit in anger occasionally if they had one and were a fucking big time deal

LOL

Yes.

anakin had a demonstrably more fucked up life than kylo did, though

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Damn right he did, you just have zero cinematic culture outside of capeshit.

WWII Allied propaganda about Hitler and 1960's anti war propaganda. They don't know how or why some people can command respect or loyalty which is why they will never have a Model, Rommel, or a proper Thrawn like character.

This.

The best thing in a failed trilogy that doesn't make it good. No one sees him as threatening or competent bad guy only as a pathetic one.
I suppose they still want to shill him as twilight -esque porn for the female demographic (cat ladies that want to change him) despite the fact he looks like a disfigured monkey.

He took orders from Tarkin the entire movie and didn't do much else. Although he displayed some leadership I suppose when he flew the tie at the end … The choking was put in to show off his super natural powers. It was not an out burst like darth emo (kylo) but you'd know that if you bothered to watch ANH.

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General consensus is the movie is CERTIFIED FRESH

Kylo Ren is shit. Driver is swole enough to play swole Data in a Swoleverse film though.

Fuck off.

compare to this

you are not the right race to be on this website.

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Doesn't change the fact that not one character in the Marysue trilogy is worth saving including the emo soy boy.

fucking dumb redditor

Emo fag temper tantrum.

Asserting dominance over unruly underling that was openly mocking him in front of other Imperial big wigs.

Big if true

Get rid of the Marvel tier humor as well. The only time I heard the audience laugh for real was that one scene where Kylo throws Hux against the wall and the pilot delivers a quip and dry "right away sir". That's the kind of humor that is needed in a Star Wars film. Not the other weird and stupid shit.

I can see that, the shills have already been working overtime trying to shift blame solely onto Kathleen Kennedy even though we all know women are never in charge and she's nothing but a puppet and now a shield for Disney to get rid of the heat when they fire her.

Nothing gets done without Bob Iger and the other heads at Disney making the decisions. The social politics in the movies from orders upstair, the defaming of past heroes is also orders from upstairs. It's Kikery 101, defame and deflect.

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True that disney heads are 100% responsible however Kathleen Kennedy is also aw illing participant even if she is just a figure head she is a symbol of their feminist kick she needs to go as well.

Why? He shouldn't have been a character in the first place.
Literally all you needed.

Oh, is that why the "rebels" fight the first order in practically the exact same form of government and hierarchy? Are these films finally ready to take the piss out of the fact that the rebels prop up a hereditary monarch as their alternative to the empire?

OP sounds like a genuinely informed source that can't be fact checked, so I expect no less than two dozen articles to be quoting him by tomorrow.

Except that the leftist/resistance government despite disney's intent is clearly less stable and corrupt than the 2d ebil white male nazis (except they use women & blacks too) Order.

Sauce?

"General consensus" at disney also brought you TLJ and porgs…. Its time to stop listening to committees and the consensus of out of touch, (((hollywood))) "people".

The Resistance fights for the General. For those keeping score, the latin word for general is Imperator, which is the word which gave us Emperor. The Resistance is just fighting to put a different Emperor on the throne.

KK is the one that convinced them that feminism had a good 20 more years to run before everyone got wise. She was mistaken.

She shouldve realized us shitlords already nipped that little issue in the bud.

behold, the power of the dark side

muahahaha

xDDDD

Move the h and the i and u get SithLords….

Coincidence? I think not! 😎

lol, that's not going to fix anything

I hope it's true but:
Just like Amy Pascal, she won't resign or get fired. They'll give her another job (head of their new Fox division?) to avoid bad press.

Quite the opposite actually.

Yes.


Just interesting characters would be a step up.


Yes.


Luke had his trilogy, even Lucas agreed that future films should be primarily focused on new characters. Jew Wars problem is that none of them were likable or interesting. Hell, if I were in charge, I'd set the new trilogy several centuries into the future, where there would be zero chance of more "Empire Reborn" garbage storylines and brand new concepts from the get-go.


Katarn as a side character is OK. No to Thrawn. HELL NO to Mara Jade.


Why? They were assholes, end of story. No need to assrape SW further to fulfill some "Empire were gud boys who dindu nuffin" fantasy.

Yes but I doubt that would fix their quality.


Yes.


Rank-and-file mooks being comically incompetent is a SW tradition at this point but sure, why not.


Yes.


Hell yes.


Yes.

Hell yes.


Yes.


Yes.


Yes.


Hell to the fucking yes.

Exposing Jar Jar is the only hope the franchise has at this point.

The Only Real Solution Would Be To Retcon This Entire Kathleen Abortion and Start Over Using The Expanded Universe Canon

Like They Should Have Done In The First Place!

Fuck You Kathleen!

Hear, hear!

You Could Have Had It All Kathleen

But You Had To Think With Your Cunt Didnt You

Its Treason Then, And Now You Will Pay

Where should I start if I want to get into the expanded universe? I want the best bits without the dumb shit i've heard about like Luuuke. Anything that's a direct prequel to the prequels or a direct sequel to the OT is especially welcome.

If you dont want to hear what happens. Then stop when it gets to spoilers. But this embed will let you know where to look.

Did they ever do audiobooks for the better EU novels? I don't know if I have time to be sitting around reading Star Wars books.

Follow the link.

m.imgur.com/gallery/zgJKx

Also in the video embed he recommends which audiobooks are good around the 3 min 45 second mark or a few seconds after.

"Et tu, Mic Key?"

Oh, cool. Guess I should watch it.

its as if lucas himself has sent star wars jesus to this thread

FUCK SOYWARS

that's proper chan use of the term larping

Holy heck. If they had brought Jar Jar back as the ultimate Sith lord. Everyone would have shit themselves. It wouldve been amazing.

Pre or post Lucas leaving?
This is important OP. It determines if you're a suck up or a diversity hire

But they will, because he has supernatural powers.

The Mouse Snitch Alert! Dont Answer OP!

To be fair Ren is the only one who has somewhat of a character in the movies, and he's the only one who has some sort of an arc or goal in mind. And the tryhard Darth Vader fanboy is an interesting concept that could work with a better actor, writer, director, and producer. That's not to say his character isn't terribly executed or angsty to the point of parody, but he at least has a character.

Jedi werent originally supposed to be unstoppable superheroes. A force of 500 (probably far less) stormtroopers attacking one Jedi at once would easily defeat a Jedi. The Empire (First Order) theoretically should have a ton of troops. Anyeay with his wild attitude he would be a General at best. Probably a lower rank then that. Never supreme leader.

user… Look at who Star Wars is trying to cater to under Kennedy… They literally turned Star Wars into another shitty Twilight/Hunger Games movie.

Anyone who was working for George after ESB might as well be a suck up
Anyone working for Kathleen is a shill for "the agenda"

Just ask OP

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Even the Kevin j Anderson suncrusher trilogy and the weaker x wing books kick the ass of this hodgepodge lukewarm regurgitation.

Thrawn trilogy should have been the sequel trilogy.

Nonono No. That's the worst thing they could do, what should have done and still can is also technically not that much different than what they already did. basically no matter what thhey do there is going to be a huge problem with the fact that lucas himself is no longer involved with it, so what they need to do is created another category with the rest of the EU (G, C, S ect.) like say D canon. That catagory will base it self off of the all previous categories that were apart of the official timeline of course and the old EU from approximately 30,000bby to 200aby would be locked in place where any new stories hereafter will take place outside that timeline

The future of Star Wars. You guys will miss Rian Johnson just like a lot of people are missing Lucas.

Rian Johnson may have made a film that was middle-fingers up to corporate media under their noses, that doesn't stop TLJ from being a piece of shit

You guys truly can't recognize good directors.

Sure I'm just saying if you are going to drag Luke into another trilogy it had better be about him the new jedi/padawan should have been a an apprentice until the last act of the final movie. (pic related refering to last act of beowulf).
It was a bit of a joke, the point being thye had so much stuff already established that they have used to help them write their story and instead they decided to reash the OT poorly…. its like they shot the movie and then decided what it should be about in editing.
no space maries? I always liked the imperials as do many ST fans if done right they could have made a ton of money with this idea.

Here's a torrent with a little over 100 audio books
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> Anakin murdered people, including women and children, to get revenge because they killed his mum
At least Lucas had the decency to foreshadow Anakin not having a problem murdering younglings, which was pretty fucking dark

Pretty much. He was acting head of the fleet he was with in Empire, gave the overall orders, delegated most work to the fleet, and executed people who failed and gave battlefield promotions as needed both to garner loyalty and as a demonstration of power.
In ANH, as mentioned, Tarkin was in charge on the Death Star, and Vader deferred because his job isn't tactics and the minutae of governing what is essentially a planet sized military base, but handling overall strategy while also being the Emperor's hand and most powerful and visible servant.


Agreed. It reminded me of the emphasis on Admiral when Vader gave a battlefield promotion after executing the predecessor. Not as subtle, but this is fucking Disney we're talking about here.

Nah, fuck that. The old EU was OK at best. There was some great stuff in there but most of it was shit. Just take the short version of the best stuff and redo it.
Shit like Kevin J Anderson's plot-armour superweapon starfighter can fuck right off, although setting the new Jedi Academy on Yavin IV was a fucking brilliant idea, as was the idea of the pyramids being temples to a forgotten order of Sith.

This should have been the premise of the new trilogy perhaps adapted a bit since Han is a geriatric and Leia is a corpse.

tlj sucks. i liked brick

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Why can't Disney just hire George Lucas and have him oversee the franchise?

It would be like giving him 4bil for free

Eh, I don't think Luke would work as anything better than a mentor figure side character in new movies. Same goes for Han and Leia.


They already did sort of borrow some aspects from the EU…Kylo Ren/Ben Solo, for example, is just a rehash of Jacen Solo/Darth Caedus.


The Galactic Empire is not the Imperium of Man and they exist in completely different contexts. Liking the Empire because they have cool uniforms and Darth Vader doesn't change the fact that they were formulated as clear-cut bad guys and portrayed as such. It's not like the Separatists in the Star Wars prequels, which were formulated as misguided idiots who wrongly put their trust in a bunch of space jews.

You just named some of the worst aspects of the EU. I can't recall anyone who fucking liked the future-vision-Sith-apprentice shit that was done to Jacen Solo's character and Mara Jade was killed off specifically because the EU writers were basically treating her as a fucking saint despite her terrible behavior and fans were crying foul.

They would still make money off the movies though.

I see him as an old warrior, that is still active in the world teaching his newest and last pupil in as they have adventures & fight evil in the galaxy before he is finally vanquished…. His last chapter before doing something totally different with the franchise.
should never have been brought back they were simply too old.

They were bad because of the Emperor more or less according to PT and one could argue about republics being corrupt especially given how the new republic was born (criminals, aliens,pirates, and human revolution… probably lead to massive civil-war) still it doesn't matter make the Empire bad if you like I still believe there is potential there to make an interesting military film/s… perhaps something with a Thrawn like character(s)?

Mara Sue was good when she was originally introduced as a former loyalist with a grudge due to THE LAST COMMAND issued by Sheev as he plummets down a conveniently placed bottomless shaft. What later writers did with her was shit, but the core premise was decent, and a good juxtaposition for Luke.
Jacen's plot and fall was much better done than anything in the PT. Granted, they had a lot more time to build-up to it and some of the writers that were involved were just…ugh, but still, the temptation and fall was interesting to see. The idea of an Imperial Remnant, of loyalists and former big-wigs who refuse to admit defeat and give up, that's not uncommon. Fucking random japs lived innawoods for decades because they didn't know WW2 ended. On a galactic scale, with planets and stars still not properly mapped, even in ABY+, of course they're going to find a place to hide, especially since the Republic is so hamstrung by its own democratic ideals.
Star Wars has always been a opera. It's fucking genre is literally space opera, you dumb shit.

Because it would show that Disney did a bad thing and that's bad for business.

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I have an uncle who works there. The new Metroid game takes place inside a hollowed-out asteroid and Samus is lesbo now.

I guess I see Luke as more in the tradition of an actual Knight fighting until the end ( I think he'd do this), rather than an old sage.

Who doesn’t want to hear Carrie Fisher slur her speech and barely remember her lines?

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A soap opera…….

Maybe Star Wars isn't quite the shit I originally thought it to be. Just pretend that anything outside of Episode 4-6 doesn't exist and read these books and it's an interesting universe again…

Old games are fun too, I like X-wing Alliance.

Sauce is me paying attention to everything that's happened

Luke Skywalker tried to kill Kylo

Well no, he thought about it, but then didn’t, but then Kylo saw him, and so it gets to be both at the same time.

I agree but making creepy (and super effective, think operator) Stormtroopers would be awesome. Having SOME justification for the existence of the Empire would be nice too, making them cartoon badguys who genocide planets on a whim doesn't make any sense. Maybe if they were shown being beneficial to someone somewhere the Empire would be an actual antagonist.

Oh, my dreams will become true at last!

#YESJJ
#NOJJNOBUY
#PUTJJONTHEWW
#JEWPOWER

Before the prequels Empire was stated to be a typical space empire composed 99% of humans who occasionally employed aliens for some cover missions and stuff, it is never revealed if they were good or bad but the movies were portraying rebels as heroes and Empire as baddies who need to go down.

Then the prequels came and everyone was screaming Empire is fascist Rebels are freedom fighters bla bla bla and it just spiralled from there

Right but that's got to be a little jarring.
Also it's actually implied that Kylo did something before he was sent off with Luke, he possibly killed his sibling or something by accident

Just use this

Nice try

Dude, they blew up a planet full of people.

planet of communists

planet of communists>>1043424

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fix'd

It's astonishing how good the EU looks now despite being accused of being pointless and directionless for decades. It seems that the star wars film series is now far more directionless than the EU ever was. And the characters…

I never thought much of mara jade, but at least she was sexy. It's a sure sign that times have changed for the worse, when a character like her played straight would be a breath of fresh air among all the flat, rambo-impersonating brunette female leads around.

There's also Kyle Katarn, who's not really a complex individual, but people like him just because he isn't a complete cunt and all of his games were really good.

Literally just "hot chick with a lightsaber" and "wisecracking blaster/lightsaber guy". Turns out you don't have to put that much effort in to make characters that people don't hate.

No one at Disney HQ was holding Kennedy's leash, and her round table of executive gash at Lucasfilm was able to kill off Luke and Snoke without anyone with any sense of storytelling noticing?

I don't buy it. Disney wanted this leftist shit, racist shit, chick shit and subplots that go nowhere in the film. And they were willing to profit less to do it.

(((Iger))) was planning to try for the Democrat nomination, and I think he wanted to point to all the feminism as a sign he was an enlightened nu-male. But he since changed his plans and ruled out a run. He’s still a kike who wants to corrupt America, but I wonder if he might want to get more shekels for his (((shareholders)))

Good luck getting jews to stop whining about rollercoasters and masturbation machines.
For them even "surviving" is a fucking generational thing now, with kids going "I'm a third generation survivor".

Yes, I'm sure everybody on Alderaan was part of the Rebellion.

What, you mean you don't want a Star Wars plot as coherent as Lost?

It's better to be safe than sorry.

Everybody in Dresden was apparently a Nazi.

I was told Luke had like a great grandson who was an actual space junkie, and he had done so much space meth that he had spent all the Force within him. I've always thought that sounds tragically hilarious tbh.

Do you think you're rebutting me?

So Hitler should not have bombed London?

no goyim, letting the past go is only for liberals to tell you, how dare you forget the chosens were almost exterminated?

somewhat. cade purposely uses drugs to keep the spirit of luke away, but eventually starts to pick up the lightsaber and do shit.

Hey Holla Forums

Now that the dust has settled.

Ep. I 20/100
Ep. II 35/100
Ep. III 90/100
Ep. IV 75/100
Ep. V 80/100
Ep. VI 69/100
Ep. VII 50/100
Ep. VIII 80/100

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i can smell your kind a mile away, shillboy

You are really reaching trying to defend those abysmal nuWars films now.

Right wing stormsquads when?

get it through your head faggot, you are a pleb who doesnt know what kino is


You have a shit setup huh? It does matter pleb

literally nobody here thinks 8 is kino. it's got some good scenery to it and some nice angles but that doesn't make kino you dumb fuck.

That will never happen. Binks was modelled after the Disney character Goofy. The Sith Jar Jar storyline is a covert warning about Disney (and alike). I'm certain it wasn't because of the fans George Lucas backed off from this storyline.

Hard to believe, this was their plan all along. Inversion and subversion of the whole Star Wars canon. For example In the new inverted storyline Yoda carries out the act of destroying the last Jedi, not emperor Palpatine. On top of that the beloved character of Luke Skywalker is complete subverted and plans to kill his nephew in his sleep, in a Darth Plagueis style.

The damage done is unrepairable, unless you declare TLJ as non-canon. You can't force-ghost characters back and flip stories again without damaging the storyline even more.

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oh no not all "X" are terrorists it doesn't matter in war what matters is results.
Their leadership ie Princess Leia was part of the rebellion meaning effectively all of Alderan were "rebels"….. partisans need to be dealt with if not the Empire could face civil war and possible collapse if other systems think they can get away with turning rebel. How did England deal with rebellion in their empire throughout history? They crushed it.
This is why destruction of an enemy is key despite what marxists in Canada might say.

The Allies have always targeted civilians in WWII read the Butt report from 1941 essentially Allied bombers were so ineffective & inaccurate in targeting industry and military targets that they decided instead to carpet bomb civilian populations exclusively ( where are the moralists on this?) .They Allies killed a lot of French and Belgian people as well more had the Germans not allowed them into German built military shelters ( example submarine pens in France).

Interesting fact the only air-force that heavily relied on used accurate surgical strikes specifically to minimize damage was the Luftwaffe ( the Germans) their bomber designs even reflect this tactical doctrine.

I forgot that name. In my mind I merged her and Kathleen Kennedy into the same person.

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pointing out the hypocrisy user

Only one side of it.

I’m pointing out the fictional empire is held up as evil for actions the ‘good’ guys in World War II undertook.

even odder that the actor who plays Kylo was a marine

"Hey, instead of trying again with someone better, let's get the shit-smith who started all this identity politics bullshit back in for another round!"

He was a marine, true, but he willingly fucks Lena Dunham. I think he’s a Hollowed Undead or something.

This.

This. Not even counting what the soviets pulled in WWII.

Also the empire crushed rebels that were beholden to the Empire's authority and rebelled the Allies had no authority to enact their will over the sovereign nations of Europe.

Accurately you mean the Allies (not counting the soviets) where dubbed the "liberators" and in the end they killed more civilians directly and indirectly (typhus) than the Germans and Italians did.

In b4 Abrams writes in (rips off schindler's list) holohoax propaganda into soy-wars 3

Unless the entire movie just the force ghost of Darth Vader murdering everyone in the movie one at a time the movie will be shit.

And then there’s what the North did to the South under Sherman. The Empire always had a reason. They weren’t as evil as Jews or communists who did it to control thought. The Empire quelled dissent. You needed to look for trouble against them.

And the rebels are now a quota-based organization. It's no wonder they keep snatching defeat from the jaws of victory.

Me, age 8:

Me, age 44:
>"So, now that these later piece of shit movies have forced me to reexamine things, I finally realize the Empire was actually a paradise where humans, ie white people and the smarter Asians, were elevated over the aliens, ie rape-monger lesser races. In actuality, the Rebels, ie the jews and their useful idiot puppets, wanted to destroy the Empire out of jealousy of their great works without actually having a plan in place to improve things when they took power. They simply wanted to destroy. This is why, thirty years later, everything's gone to hell in a handbasket and the people want the Imperials back."

I'm sure he's already 19 pages into the first draft and accelerating.

Fuck that's exactly what they will do, play the holocaust gambit.

um, ur watching kid movies at 44 years old?ur a pedophile or something?

Man, when the hell are we going to get a new Critters movie? They're rebooting everything else, why not some guaranteed fun?

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