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Loco why did you delete me from Steam??

Then I'd have to kill you.

road accidents

^ ^

ur dumbo

cum at me, carrot muncher.

Did I do that

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Yonder lies the steel driving man, oh, Lord.

nice

o-oh nvm, id lose

Men shouldn't be doing that when the car is moving, that's what tokais are for.

That's Disney's next live-action remake.

Yeesh. I can only imagine.

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Well fuck you too

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It's a "modern" Shakespeare a la Romeo + Juliet (which is awful) that's especially awful for terrible acting and a cartel story added for some reason.

Why did you delete me anyway?

isnt that the guy from 300?

Love these.

but thats still danger

lets be friendos

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why would you do that?

im gonna head off, i expect you in my bed on the double, tokai!
laters bae

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Sure.

Almost spat my energy drink on the screen, thanks Grimmu.

Sleep well Spoils.

Even though she's 48, the girl in JAM Project is still pretty hot.

You're smol. You'll fit between the pedals and the seat no problem.

I play Mercy a lot..

night sds

good be my healslut! also night bae

How...fitting.

ni nii

Yay!

uwh maybe

Hi! You can have this if you want.

Now we're talkin'! I'll see if it's on Netflix.
I actually do love watching The Rock. If it's on TV, I'll stop what I'm doing and watch. It's so gloriously stupid and amazing.

Lil' duckies. ♥
There's supposedly a hotel somewhere near...Nashville I think...anyway, they have a red carpet for the ducks who waddle through there every day. I'll Google it when I'm not so lazy.

It was Memphis, not Nashville. Same thing. Same thing.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peabody_Hotel

My heals are not slutty thank you.
nini

That a nurse play Mercy? Yes I thought so too.

Same guy as the 2000 Hamlet and Twister.

thanks. you can have this one in return.

Nah. You being a healslut.

it's a nice gif isn't it alexis

Still awful. That's one I can't ever sit through again. I never saw that particular Hamlet. Haven't gotten around to the new(ish) Macbeth either. Have you?

Gee whiz, Mr. Thanks!

XD

We can make it work.

I don't think so.
The last one I remember watching was the weird as fuck Midsummer's Night Dream that was a faithful adaptation but just felt unsettling for some reason.
Like you know when you watch something that feel more imitation for the purpose of everything being off? That.

Well, bumped up a few centuries but still far from modern so the language seems more natural.

I'm in that photo. Can you spot me?

*shrug*

I can work anything

you're in the car masturbating.

I get what you're saying here

Horse dildo off Amazon right

This sounds like you're just trying to make innuendo.

I like sluts

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Tuschi, that is lies and slander.

I Don't get why people over sexualize the healing lol
You were with us when I was playing Mercy.

I think sluts should be scalped.

Loco?

Very roughly

horses need go away, industralialisation rules

huh

I am biting my tongue so hard right now.

Who?

With cocks

Ding ding! You win!
Unfortunately, I'm an underage obese black child, so you're technically in possession of CP.

It is hard to imagine someone who goes around serving big strong doms making sure they are fit and able to "Fight" for hours on end.

So one of those vibrating fuck machines?

You know the ones

That's a bingo

Why did you delete me from Steam?

I don't like sluts

Speaking of sluts

hi Sabrina, hi lexi

I have no idea what you talking about.

Hi, manwhore.

My tongue is practically bleeding at this point.

Well, I'm sorry you feel that way... I really am, I wanted to get to know you better and maybe become friends. I'm sorry things turned out this way. I'm actually not a slut at all

lmao

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That's Mr.Slutbutt to you madam.

Hi, Perv.

looks like you ran out of milk. I'll stop by the store. Also, you might wanna lock that window.

The perversest, hai

That's my dad!

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Quiet, slut. Talkin' outta turn'll get you boogah hooked back to 'Frisco.

Wassa madder?

Then Loco goes back to ignoring me... hmm

I... Sorry miss :( won't happen again...

Ignore me back

It's in vogue

I enjoy supporting in game and out of it. I do not think of my healing like that at all.

yush

I know, I was agreeing with you.

Based Hathaway

♥

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You're silly.

Healing is never fun.

"Healers decide whether you live or die."
Since Grim isn't here to post the img.

Being ban is never fun

sup guys

Being me is fun sometimes though.

NEVER fun

Fine.
You're totally a wholesome person that would never resort to such.

You're never fun

meh...

Fun is banned.

Are you fucking for real right now?

: ^ )

no

Ban all fun ever.

>ban anything fun

Go ahead

I HATE fun

ban sabrina.

Ban all Bans from having fun since it's banned.

Hello...?

my friend wants to play monster girl quest together again

Monstah

Which one of you is the monster girl

Kinda wanna paddle locos ass as he drills tokai, both on leashes

I'm not interested in men.

Tokai isn't men.

SEEk

HELp

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for not being gay?

What're you up to today? Besides meh-ing at me, that is. Anything fun?

nyeh

Hmmmm, not much really. Just waiting on some stuff to download. You doin' ok?

Boo must have been owned by grim

how did u figure it out

for everything

never. just dealing with the same crap. Everyone else's problems and being ignored as usual.

My mam took me to a psychologist when I was a kid and they said I was fine.

Flip flopping. I'll survive. Whatcha downloading?
Busy this weekend?
Tempted to buy booze and bug you tomorrow and everyone else. Working another 30hour split shift.

Why did your mother do something awful like that?

All you need is someone to love and love you

love solves all your mental problems

Because she's a no good whore.

Boo mad

Riiiiiighhht.

It adds up.

Jesus Christ loves me.

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monastagggg

noono the game

You really like terrible, annoying Asian girls, don't you?

Frens with the monster

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guess nobody likes me...

*barfs internally*

Post ass

do you imagine neru permanently brushing his teeth also?
its all he talks about
and he always types like he has a hunk of toothpaste in his mouth

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only50% of the time

3DPD unlike toothless from How to Be Sexually Attracted to Male Dragons

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Completely unrelated; I prefer to be a safe driver but I have recently been getting an urge to speed as of recent

what is happening to me

I want to do the nisemonogatari scene with Neru

._.

leeeeeeeeeeewd

You now have an impetus to speed; you need to get home to your Samus Aran statue as quickly as possible.

Sometimes I hate even going the speed limit. Why is everyone so fucking crazy driving their cars?

I'm actually about to leave for another city

phack

Like, drive to another city for a temporary period of time, or move?

Sounds like you need some time away just to yourself, though I know that's easier said than done. Any news about your sister?

Just downloading spin lists and other garbage for work. We had a big lightening storm this morning, so everything's sluggish today and stuff's taking forever. I work a little Saturday, but I have Monday off for Memorial Day. You should buy booze in bulk.

Take the midnight train going anywhere~

Just a train to another city

blast dat 2hu @ fullvolume

What's a spin list?

Where to? And for what purpose?

Gonna git a 3l bottle of strong cider. Drink half Saturday evening, the rest Sunday morning. Get crazy!
Ra ra ra ra I can already hear Taytay booming loud
I need to party hard before I set my regimen in place.
Do you like lightening storms?
What's a spin list?

ily sabs

STOP

You're probably one of those people who goes on the train with open-ear headphones.

Just get non-alcoholic cider and spend the weekend reading Wikipedia articles or something.

Job training. I got a promotion recently. Somewhere in Long Island.

Nerd. I work a far too stressful job to just read on my time off.

Oh, nice. I forget, is it teacher-y stuff you do?

My vmoda m100s are closed ear, thanks

Yis.

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I would love to hear about the stressful job that makes you need to drink.

You're welcome.

It's a file that's sent to our operating system to let it know what percentage of which day parts will contain certain songs based on mood, chart position, length, etc. It's a radio dealy. We have to do five of 'em today 'cause of the holiday Monday.

I usually like any sort of storm, but last night's was pretty intense and messed up a lot of stuff. Two of our transmitters were hit and we were at abut 20% power for half the day. That means we have to find room to make good all the commercials that missed. Sucks for traffic. Glad I won't work in that dept anymore!

I need to finish off the rye whiskey and Scotch in my room.

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nipples

Jeez tokai

I wish you bought them for me

Why do men have them?

Ah, I remember that episode! Spock went around racially profile Romulans and yelling "WEE-OOOO, WEE-OOO, WONK WONK WONK" while following them in the halls. Classic Trek!

hmm?

sex

I also have alcoholic/obsessive genes. I work 24 hour shifts, cook, clean, medicate, am responsible for finance for adults with learning disabilities. Full throttle all the time.

Gonna join dooter for some drinks? That's a good plan
And that sounds intense and interesting and stressful.
Silly electrical storms.
What's your preferred kinda storm?
I really love those lightening and thunder storms where it just belts down.

nipples r 2 lewd

Ah. Neato.

I'd buy you some Sony ZX Series Stereo Headphones. Very practical.

Gene Rodenberry had a line straight to the heart of American zeitgeist.

Well, at least you have job security, because only insane people are willing to do those kinds of jobs.

I'm going to the DMV now. Don't cry for me, I'm already dead.

bored

still sick

wish I had a qt trap maid to take care of me

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Rip

Later

not

Altogether too lewd

That's a nice picture though.

ur a weirdo

Don't hold it against me.

I like storms that roll in gently on a hot day. The gentle rain releases this special scent from the hot soil and concrete that's indescribably lovely. I love gentle, rolling thunder and the occasional flash of lightening.

Sudden, violent storms are cool too, but they mess stuff up at work that I have to spend all day helping our engineer fix while the sales people panic and the DJs bug us with questions we can't answer.

If I'm home Saturday night and not too wobbly, I may try to stream a movie. Just gotta remember how to do it 'cause it's been a while!

PACKING IS ANNOYING

I will

Very, but it can also help you decide which stuff you can live without and toss out.

Dude what

Make it a stream for the whole thread.

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dont be pussy

Is there a particular site I should use that's easy to work with? I haven't streamed a movie for folks in about three years.

Oooooh any plans for what maybe movie? If you don't coherse me to heh!
And this hot day storms that clear the muggy air.
Brilliant.
It's a different kind of beast in the USA though. Your storms are hella serious.
And you should tell the DJ that it was gawds fault.

I nearly forgot my towel :L

Should ask Grim, he's streamed a few good times.

I doubt the myriad of sites are that different, to be honest.

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CAN YOU READ NAMES

What's wrong with that.

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I feel this mishap is insulting but I don't know to who.

You.

You defame yourself.

Feels

F A G G I O.

Don't post sad pictures Tokai

Post cute ones of naked girls

okay i finally got my eyes examed

this is the first time ive actually gone without my parents and wasnt a semi-mute autist (well mommy was there but you know what i meant) so i actually was able to communicate and get a non-shitty perscription and i think its like 20/20 now

im rly happy

how is everyone today

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This girl's breasts are too big for me to be attracted to her. They're intimidating.

{B A D L U C K}

AHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH

Also please stop posting bad shops

That's the biggest turn off

Sounds like Fabio.

You calling me beautiful, fuccboi?

I'm doing alright, I managed to wake up before noon, which was an achievement considering how bad I fucked my sleep schedule this week. I'm really letting the summer get to me.

What's your prescription, Ray Charles?

Aite for the most part

It's the really gay scooter in GTA.

tfw

I wanna cry or ride a boy into heaven

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Every day.

You'd probably ride a scooter with a helmet that has "i

That will only get you to hell.

It has been nice and cool today, which is weird for this time of year. But it'll be muggy and humid tomorrow when the sun comes out!
Not really. I'd have to look through my DVD collection for something good.

Shame! The Guide says you should always know where your towel is!

What sort of movies do you like?

SNEK
N
E
K

I'd ride a Scooter.

Aiite im off

see you guys

wait that was the wrong snek image

I do not envy you.

You are entitled to apply for Maltese Citizenship if you are;

The direct descendant, second or subsequent generation, born abroad of an ascendant who was born in Malta of a parent who was also born in Malta.

So judging from my family tree, the flag of Malta is the blue/red flag on the left. My great grandfather was Maltese, does that mean I can claim citizenship? From what I'm seeing that seems to be the case, which is pretty awesome, that means I can get EU Citizenship.

Can anyone confirm, I wanna know if my understanding of what is said is wrong, I know law p well but I'd like someone to double check.

ah no i just have astigmatism, its pretty bad but not too bad. i also have some sort of disorder or something where i cant ascertain different shades of black. just last night i had the bathroom light on so there was a lil light in my room but not much, and i h ad my phone flipped right side up, and i spent 5 minutes trying to find my phone and it was literally just infront of my keyboard lmfao.

i had to wake up before noon too for appointment ;_;

when were you going to bed before? my sleep schedule is fixed now but a few weeks ago i was going to bed at like 10am every day lol

what movie is that

wait, sauce!

I wouldn't ride a scooter.

But I'd take the sticker.

Later.

6-8 most every night despite my best efforts.

do you really have a reason to fix it?

i dont buy that its unhealthy as long as im getting 9-10 hours a day

The hurt when good turns sour.

So we can expect something fantastic, your taste is rather good with movies
Remember the last streams? ^.^
Humid is the worst.
Makes me die inside
Get a spray bottle

Or a Volkswagen Beetle with a floral theme.

Too much sleep is unhealthy. 7-8 is recommended.

tfw

muh paganism

uhuh

Depends on their age.

Sorry. I'm old. And I prefer having a physical copy of my movies. I've ripped a few of them, plus ones I've borrowed, in Handbrake too.

I think I streamed Stoker for you and a couple of other people back in the day. Seems like a lifetime ago.

Come live with me

I can hug you when you feel the hurt

Pagans don't have heavens, just various types of heathen hells.

Anyone between 14 and 50 is recommended 8 hours of sleep.

I've never seen Garden of Words and this seems like a good opportunity if possible.

If not, I don't really have any particular preference.

WHY

I OWN A RED CONVERTIBLE

SO WHY

I just want to be awake during the day. There's nothing to do at night but shitpost and watch tv.

Thought the recommended age was 16 and up for that. 9-10 for anyone younger.

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i wanna be carried away

hetteretic

Use tinder.

Or the gay one.

The gayest possible vehicle.
A red convertible is close enough to a loud proclamation of homosexuality.

I've always been told anything over 8 is generally ill advised due to fucking up natural serotonin levels and circadian cycle.

That was so good. Mia was a firebrand. It's nice streaming. Watching with friends and sluuuuuuts is fun :3
You ever see that creepy Mia movie? The del torro one.

Aw, I haven't either. I saw a poster for it a few months ago and was intrigued, but forgot to look it up. I may see if I can download it or something.

Have you seen Ex Machina yet

Crimson Peak? I haven't, actually. I'm s behind on movies.

And I've always been told it's always been normal for teenagers to need more sleep.

Shame I can't be assed to look it up.

A;IOGJAOIWEHFIUHAFE

People keep asking if I've seen these movie I hear great things about, and I'm over here like...I saw Batman v Superman and Civil War.

Ugh...

No. ;___;

I was too nice and ended up always talking bout music or education

That's my suggestion.

Do it while drunk.

the only reason i have is because im a very social person online and i have nobody to talk to at night
also my gf is asleep
so i fixed mine by telling my gf to force me to wake up and not take no for an answer and then i just stayed up all day went to bed and fixed

i just mean i dont buy that sleeping during the day is unhealthy

It's kind of one of those things that change every few years, like nutritional guidelines, so I'm fairly sure either of us would be considered misinformed by whatever current standards.

I'm sure I don't even want to take a blacklight to your back seat for however many assumedly black dudes DNA would be all over it.

Roll a dice to decide.

Works for me.

It is unhealthy and directly correlated with depression rates, much like any person living in a geographical area that gets little to no sunlight.

Rolled 3 (1d6)
I don't think I've taken the time to watch a good movie in wee-...actually, I watched Pacific Rim with someone about a week ago. But other than that, just garbage. Absolute garbage.

Like this?

Me ethereal ex machine is a masterpiece.
Beautiful.

Me either*

nohh

There doesn't seem to be anything else in the theaters.

Did you ever watch that film I linked you? That's pretty beautiful.

Yeah, now you gotta announce which movie is what number and roll again.

I believe in the heart of the cards... dice. I believe in the heart of the dice.

tfw

Just for further emphasis, Lexi drives a red convertible too. : ^ )

sorry for the delay. She wasn't missing. She just went from social-whore to being ultra anti social. She's at a hotel now.

You're never going to get the dick unless you put yourself out there.

You're beautiful, you're cute, you're smart, you're thirsty for meat. Get a little drunk so you loosen up and the boys on grindr will be able to see that like how I and the rest of the internet sees it. And they'll love you like we do.

No. Just no.

YEAH, I JUST FOUND OUT

>4:59 PM - Let God sort 'em out: Just a car that screams "i

Rolled 4 (1d6)
Oh, wait. I remember you mentioning sending me a link via Steam, but when I logged in I didn't see it. I meant to ask you about it. Sorry.

Ok. I'll make a list this weekend and let chance decide!

If I'm home, anyway. I had plans for Saturday night, but the rain my nix them.

I've heard good things. I just always seem to watch crap these days or get dragged to superhero movies, which my friends then get mad at me for not absolutely adoring.

I'm glad she's ok. I can't imagine how worried you must have been. :(

Hah

hm would that not be more related to psychological reasons, which true, are unhealthy, but if you are of sound state of mind, would it be unhealthy?

i would assume the reasons sleeping in the day are unhealthy is not directly related to sleeping during the day because that doesn't make sense, but more of a correlation to the effects that are indirectly caused by sleeping in the day

so wouldn't it be more to say that sleeping during the day may lead to unhealthy behaviours?

i just fail to see how what arbitrary position of the sun is could have an effect DIRECTLY speaking on health in the human body when you sleep, since time is merely an abstraction anyways

It might have been purged after X amount of time. Don't worry about it.

Two peas in a pod.

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Exposure to light is directly linked to your body releasing certain chemicals and hormones related to awakeness and happiness.

Are you sure? I hate thinking you sent something meaningful and I missed it. :(

it took me a short time to realize that she wasn't really missing and that her ex, who she has a daughter with was flipping his shit about the kids and making it look like she was missing.

At least we have cars, loser.

They are the sheeple.
Gotta teach em why santa is second bet xman

What's on your mind?

Ah, that kind of drama. Geez.

ill do that in amsterdam in collge.

nob

pretty much. He went off on me over something and that led to me disabling my FB account for two days. It as nothing but drama.

I have one out in my garage right now.

Cockvertible

just thinking about how things would be different/better if I had more people in my life maybe

im aware of that, but could taking vitamin D supplements make that negligible?

what if you slept with one of those UV Lights that i saw advertised for neets, I have no idea how they work though, so i doubt they actually provoke vitamin D

Talk to people rather than expecting others to do the legwork

No. It's directly related to exposure to UV, same thing that signals your body to produce Vitamin D.

It's just a short film I liked a lot. If you wait 10 minutes I'll upload it to mega.

Suit yourself. It just sounded like you want the cock now.

ah interesting
so it is fair to say that sleep during the day is unhealthy
but it could also be said that living closer to a pole is bad for health

Oh crap, I forgot the one superhero movie I'm actually interested in is out, and no one's dragging me to see it. I'll have to drag them! I just hope it's not as so-so as I've been hearing.

I've managed to avoid any need to be a part of that so far, though my brother keeps pestering me to sign up so he can keep in touch. I'm like...I have a phone, ya dork.

Everything I think of to say to that sounds dumb. I wish I could help.

Ah. Ok, I'll try not to have to go. I was worried you might think I was ignoring or dismissing you. That'd never happen. I value our conversations.

Pretty much. I think Scandinavia even has the largest % of the population with clinical depression.

If you listen to nerds Ur gonna have a bad time

I am aware that my isolation is of my own design, and that only I have the power to change it.

But for whatever reason I struggle to break out of my introversion.

So nothing changes...

it's okay, I'll live

just wish things were different sometimes

Just talk to someone if you have something to say to them.

Not that hard.

You can do it

maybe

why are lithuanians so sad :(

That's why I never listen to you. :D

It's tough when our minds go down that road.

Thanks. Sorry about my autism.

Should I link it on Steam?

Don't laugh at his mean jokes! Whose side are you on?

You could have cock tomorrow. Just need to be a little less shy.

Poor America. Get fucked.

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Oh wow. This kills the scoot.

clearly north korea is best korea

mwh

It's your choice. Don't stress yourself.

Yes yes, sorry.

I already know that the women who love sucking dick have a hair scrunchie on their wrists at all times.

More Oregonians need to consider suicide to overtake Washington.

That'll work, but I should let you know I won't be able to get on Steam for at least another hour. Will it wait that long?

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oregon is a californian colony

you wouldn't understand, it's not like that...

I don't feel like I can, even if I probably can...

I'll figure things out eventually, hopefully

The weirdest thing in middle school was that trend for guys to wear their girlfriend hair ties as bracelets.

;_;

Yes yes, poor you.

Better than the boys I saw wearing their girlfriends jeans.

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You can chat to scoot if you need to. Or Sabrina. Sabrina is awesome. Even if she is a whore

*stress*

Devilish digits.

Senpai noticed me :D

It's a film, it isn't urgent. I just thought if you're at work or anything and got pulled away it would be easier. And then I thought, but wait, what if Sabrina doesn't like signing into Steam anymore.

Either way it's done so the point is moot mega.nz/#!0R53FI6Y

Not even playing the "xD my manhood is SO big it'd get squished" card, but tight fighting jeans in the crotch are just so fucking uncomfortable.

ffs

!MFt1RGg5s3vdZ0vL-ISBSFDbrOMd_0EYDIwNdtFigS0

It looked so bad it made me uncomfortable too.

skinny girl jeans vs skinny boy jeans are different

skinny girl jeans are never 100% denim and elastic, so they dont kill your crotich

ironic its not the other way around but obviously thats unintended

:(

Not exactly fashion forward but slim legged, ie not construction pants, cargo pants are the best to wear.

I just started DL'ing on my work machine. If they don't like it, they can...well, fire me I guess. But I'll be fine. It'll be just fine. Thanks.

I noticed you call me a whore, you cunt.

i mean that girl jeans are elastic and boys ones arent

so skinny boy jeans fuck up ur junk

All I have are construction pants and jeans.

And three suits in case of an emergency.

I wear shorts all year around, even when it snows.

I haven't worn shorts in over eight years.

:D that's my name, don't wear it out.

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You know you liked it.

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The video on that is awful. If you like it get back to me and I'll rip the dvd.

Kirino always has one on her wrist.

You poor thing.
It's like you don't know what it feels like to be free anymore.

Shorts are fucking comfortable.
Also, sandals with jeans looks tacky.

There's other things I prefer you to suck.

Lol Cuck

No wonder my dick had cancer

That girl loves her some cock, then.

No, I freeball.

Yes, that's why when it snows you put on jeans and SHOES

shorts are for rednecks and hoes

And redneck hoes

Someone had fallen on the ice in a snowstorm and broke their hip.
I drove them 30 miles to the nearest major hospital in flip flops, athletic shorts I had slept in, and no shirt.

t. abur bakr al-baghadi

mmhm

sabrina is a kind soul

Or people that don't live in depressing, dreary climates.

Allahu akbar

Only experience I have close to that is seeing a dude slip on the ice that died three days later.

He owned the only strip club in town. I think it's still open, but still a tragedy.

Tokai pls response

so apparently i can become an EU citizen relatively easily

im going to start the process as soon as possible once i visit my family in Michigan and get copies of their legal documents

holy fuck this is awesome

n-nice legs

Oh.

It was two weeks later. I misremembered.

Your finger right?

Yup, that's why I never post Kirino

this

أبله

Its either pants or skirt

I realized the error when I got to the ER and in order to stay as not a patient, I needed a shirt. So I drove home, showered, clothed myself with a hoodie, shorts and flip flops and came back.

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Fuck yeah

okay so when I get my EU citizenship im clearly going to go on a tour of europe

europoors who wants to let me stay in their house

depending on who you are i AM willing to pay with my body

I don't know why this became an issue to begin with. Why were you shirtless in the first place?

What kind of faggot wears a skirt?

You can practically roam around the entire shengen then.

Riight

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You can sleep in my dogs, no body payment necessary. Just some booze payment.
But it's grim up north.

I READ THAT

BUT WHY DIDN'T YOU PUT

A SHIRT ON?

Or house party at erins?

this look like a faggot to you boy?

my point exactly!
and i could move anywhere too
i wonder what would be the comfiest life
Switzerland is Shengen right? It's not EU so I wouldn't be able to move there, would I?
I think they'll be the first to enact BMI so that would be a comfy place to go

is this slang?

oh yeah im sure erin will board me :3

Digs not dogs
Lmao

No time.

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Stop posting gay black men.

I awoke to them spam calling my phone, asking for me to help them to their car since they lived in literal nowhere and no one could help them after falling and breaking their hip.
I just didn't think to put a shirt on.

that is a celt

fight or flight

They were like two or three miles from me. There was a hospital in town but it's god awful.
The thirty miles was to the nearest major hospital.

If we got yams it'd be a riot

I'm not blessed with the ability to dress myself while driving, nor do I keep spare clothes in the front seat.

Yeah Switzerland is off limits, and hella expensive.
You gotta be in like the Czech Republic to be cheap or a euro country to balance dollars and stuff.

clets aren't gay

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He should have fought the person that broke their hip, he clearly would have won.

Disgusting.

♥

Thanks! It downloaded just fine. I'll watch it when I have a few mins. How are you doing, btw?

The fuck is wrong with you?

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what the fuck does that mean though
sleep with the dogs like
on the floor
or a literal dog house
que pasa?

i mean im functionally disabled
so i qualify for disability
so im factoring that in too
ill probably move to NL honestly, since I kinda know Dutch through Afrikaans so it wouldn't be hard to pick up, and they all speak English, and Amsterdam for dat sweet ganja

Eh. Just surprising it didn't come to mind I guess.

If I believed in one good deed a day I'd say that covered you for a couple of weeks.

I'm making a joke because I have no idea what the fight or flight response has to do with this.

Scar, I meant at my digs. As in house. It was a typo

Hipocrit

i think i would've been more confused if you said digs honestly

Someone I knew was highway patrol for the county so I just called them and told them that yes, I'd be speeding on probably ice to get someone to the hospital. They called dispatch to notify the others at least.

Sorry, I'm just too street cool

Don't look so sad now.

What other caps do you have?

hey im more drank than earlier this is greta how is everyone

A lot.

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Why is Scarlet so fake?

My harem is getting bigger so i'm doing great.

you?

post boobs

That one shows nipple.

Also there's a ton of welfare here tbh.
So long as its abusable you can do it.
Tell me if you're around though, I can show you around now problem

like this.. ?

Hey drunk this is sober.

Who's included?

Oh irony.

what is that even supposed to mean
im probably the most honest and open person here lmao

nice desu
i will

they're not even pink tho

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just got out of the shower so feeling great

help drunk

Sorry but this is a secret club and I can't be giving out names.

You're the one who gave me that pic...

Post pantsu

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he hates himself
so he makes up a new personality
sound familiar?

Everything she talks about is clearly for attention

You're the one who started it.

did you drink in the shower?

not good enough

do you suck dicks?

I don't have ADHD

also theres this phrase im thinking of, something about stones in glass houses. i forget it, can you refresh my memory dearie?

Rawr~
Foreplay, hit me harder!

That'd ruin the surprise

I can dig that, Japanese could work too. Use a terrible American sitcom avatar

Good. I'm getting back into reading regularly. Now I just need to balance that with drawing and I'll be good.

Wbu? Are you doing ok?

I feel like you're aware of this being at your own expense and have thus grown less amused.

There's only like, four I would call embarrassing.

me and my friend used to shitpost on a general on /vg/ and our persona was Psy the korean pop star

hello my friends :- ) op op it is becomings of me horse dancer king of texas shogun PSY of stile heyyy sexy lady op op : - )

I'm just imagining them to be her drunk and being flirty.

Fuck tho
I'm having a intake interview and class in 8 days for college, and my mom told me to look for an appartement in Amsterdam.

My neet life is ending..

I'm only messing with you

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Rectal ranger!

i hoped so man

Make the most of shitposting and masturbating all day long

These days won't come again.

But it's the Netherlands.
It'll be like some paid apartment and paid food.
Isn't that really the same as NEET life just a few basic classes?

Pretty fucking elite.

I'm pretty sure I have some somewhere on my computer of them just being a slut.

do it anyways

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why would i want to do that

I need to get back into the habit. I picked up Doug Stanhope's autobiography, so hopefully it'll get me back in the swing of things.

I'm doing ok for the most part. A little worried about money, but I'll survive.

Perhaps.

Someone make a new thread

I'm just bored

make this website less shit.

I dunno it seems like something someone named drunk would do.

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The only caps I even have are really cringeworthy Luka-isms.

You've an imagination for the foul, twisted and deranged. Yet you hide it well. I like you. Skunkmonkey

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Disappointing.

im just named drunk cause im drunk

I have a bunch of old caps from like 6 years ago and I don't even remember taking them.

I also don't remember who these people are

NEW

I will

"Do not accuse anyone of that of which you have no knowledge.''
- Al-`Awfi

I suppose.