Hail lord Satan

Hail lord Satan

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(BM)
...You didn't know? Lmao

I don't think Eisen started calling himself a girl.

Wish sleep was a little easier to fall into

I guess she wanted to fit in with you guys

pls

I wish your lap was more inviting to sit on

life as a repoman is always intense

Ah fuck it, I'm going to /lewd/

Time to fuck shit up

you'd be surprised

Just run ten miles.

Guess so.

Sounds like the worst possible life.

I take it back, THIS sounds like the worst possible life.

life as a shitposter is always intense

i am afraid of storms
terrified actually

Run ten miles in small circles in your home.

You'e a madman and someone needs to stop you

I think that someone is about to be sleep. Man, I am just better than you at everything.

Buh bye

What do I even have to live for anymore

Nighty night

im drunk

hey I'm Bard

Hey bard

How's your night going my man

It's Friddddddddday night

Just got home from work, gonna chill maybe play some vidya later. It's alright.

Nyaa

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Kaybe are you still here?

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Im here

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I don't really care about you, though.

Sup Uiharu

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whataboutme?
also i think/hope kayb when to sleeps

Ohayou, not-vaporwave

Then don't talk to me!

Why would you ask me that when I have no clue who you are, mister.

I would totally watch railgun if uiharu is the main character with level 5 powers.

Quit being so tsundere

spoiler alert. she is.

Does it look like I'm posting Misaka right now?

She is? Enlighten me please, I dropped railgun a long long time ago after I got sick and tired of biribiri

youre not even a loli irl
quit using that bitch

I was joking you terrible person. Misaka and Uiharu are both my waifus.

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*hugs warmly*

*spasm*

I never claimed to be a loli you fricken weirdo.

You mad? :3

Hello DokiToki.

get a job

Oh yeah youre a shota
I forgot

Pic related

No just disappointed that I won't be liking railgun anytime soon

ohayou

Loli and Lolicons are pedophile scum.

Ah I always thought this was a "shiawase" reaction from the thumbnail

Posting another image

Oh my god...

Don't worry, you can like me instead.

You been a good girl?

I may be a pedophile but I am not scum

YESH

Think you ought to rethink that.

♥

uuuhmmm...

I-I didn't expect this.

That picture is adorable so I'm not sure if I should let you off with a warning.

They played us like a Damn fiddle

You mean being liked wasn't part of your plan?

I have 300 dollars to blow on whatever I want

Should I invest it into my car or buy myself something nice on newegg or Amiami?

Some new clothes and shoes do sound nice too

I can't post in /lewd/

Everyone is too nice

Well you're a stranger and that means danger.

You should buy a handgun if you don't have one already

*loud sweating*

SynthWave seems to be a cross between Desu and Mordin... hmm

Approach with caution

They're taxed up the ass and pretty pricey for a piece of metal you will probably not even use that often

pretty much a waste of money imo

give me a better suggestion

Well, are you going to say something or do I have to get angry.

y-you could find out if you wanted to..

You don't want to protect your family? :/

Alright then you should invest it on your car

What's your name?

ehhhiunoo

protect them from what?

B-But I wanna buy a TV or something

You're in the a stern talking to, missy.

Car

Pic related

What does that mean?

That's.... not nice to look at..

Oh lol I forgot you Californians are carefree...

Uhm don't buy a cheap TV... but like a 4k or something

-smells you- hmm...

stern?

If I said "fuckboy" which poster springs to mind?

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tokai

You smell weird

Go on

No wait buy a Touhou plushy and take pictures of it around town I like I do

hmm... what brings you here?

Posted couple days ago that I thought this was an interesting board and decided to post once in a while since then

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reminds me of this tbh

catchy lil autistic song ngl

You'll start posting here everyday pretty soon... and then you'll never leave~

Hello user

-clicks and watches-

gimme the folder

shrooms are crazy dude

I am pretty sure I will check back from time to time, but right now gotta go play some vidya, see you guys in a bit

School time, bye~

kek, i have to go to school now -kisses your cheek-

Good bye, love ^^

give it to me you bitch

Chocolate rain.

I want Soto to fuck me

bebop
gonna go to bed now though

I might get you pregnant tho

Nah. I'm sterile

Wow.

I want you to fuck me too

So we having a threesome with Goggles?
Im down

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Sure. If I'm still around I'll be going to AX next year. You may have a chance then.

I have a thing for Australian guys tbh

this is great

Do you even know any Australian guys?

Actually yes.

which hole do I use tho?

Whatever one you want

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lets just spitroast Goggles instead

Do you have a drinking problem?
You may have a drinking problem if you...

Soto you're a little bitch

Ilu

No. I want spitroasted

youtube.com/watch?v=X21Go7Xuww8

You're the one who gets off to being spanked and punished

I just have a drinking problem, according to this article

Also change of planes me and you are spitroasting minami

Who's dick do you want in your butt?

Huh.

So I don't have a drinking problem after all.

Idc

what do I get for lunch

NO WAY

I CAN RELATE TO 5 OF THOSE

THATS ALL BAD

cockmeatsandwich

Deepthroat a banana. Mush it with your throat and swallow.

It is, yes.

Yoghurt and an apple.

I don have those

me and goggles can both dp yopur butt too
Theres so many possibilities

then again you dont really drink much tbh

Must not.

Do it. Right now

oh, whys that?
You whipped? lmao

have you actually shoved something up your ass?

I work most every day. And on call as well.

youtube.com/watch?v=5PzilquQlBE

Obviously

Nigga i work 6 to 7 days a week and still get shitfaced after work

Once you get used to the 40 minute depression and self hate and pain of waking up then take a shower, it isnt too bad

oh okay, so youre loose then

Enough, yeah

When you have to plan the music for a social gathering.

its gonna be a disaster lmao

do this one

Make them all k-on songs

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I don't have 40 minutes to do that.

Unless you guys are gonna be smoking weed or chillin and not turning up then its kinda a bad choice

better ky then

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No time.

Hate being a nice guy -_-

*tip*

When you bottle up your feelings.

can I be the bottle opener?

I even opened the door for her, Fucking slut. Stacey REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

demand compensation

Absolutely not.

o-ohh..

She should be honoured and offer to fellate me. Damn slut. Chads dorag slag

#slaglivesmatter

Łøľöĺ

Soto just buy luka 300 bucks worth of subway

Or put it away for ax

Put it away for axxxxxxxxxxcx

((bottle opener))

I have to be in another city in 4h

Rip

Hashtag ded

Can someone post wiz.gif

((((((((((shit meme))))))))))

You're a fat, whack motherfucker
End of discussion

Poor sci

#ded

Just how I like 'em.

#tronalddump

Only get a stiffy for a stiff?

You know it, baby.

How're things?

I'm at fifty hours for the week, so boss called and told me to stay home, in fear of paying me even more overtime pay. You?

I had work this morning and now I'm home and just faffing about really. Kind of bored.

So, another day then.

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It's a good thing I've been diagnosed with a chronic case of boredom or people might think I've got nothing to do.

Tell that to my mood swings lol

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Skree~

¥a¥

Heaven forbid.

Bit weird, though, innit? My brain is wired specifically so that I require constant stimulation but also so that it's near impossible to achieve.

Bleh.

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Must be hell.

Fuck this gif

I would c:

I think you're being sarcastic here, but it kind of can be. It could be worse, of course, but boredom makes me sad and angry.

Yaaaaay

look how comfy fool was last night

I wish to one day attain such a level of comfy

Me? Sarcastic? Never.

Yeah, you're right, I was just being paranoid.

Such comfort

Usual.

I'm gonna go find something to do. Catch you later, Tracey B.

Goodnight, Amy.

im still angry T-Pain lecturd me with on steam with a picture of overwatch in the background.

*lectured me on twitch

Ky

NO

B-bye Amy~

Always so great to see him happy.

only posting for welms

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youve driven out everyone in the thread...
i hope youre happy...

tfw I accidentally bullied someone off some random discord server.

was it one of ours?

Wow, rude.

2nd best girl

I ma quite angry.. I dont even wanna be here..... I woke up at 8am and texted like 10 people to party and they all sleepin like lazy fags

its just a meme

hi boo

sounds like a case of shitty friends

niggaz need sleep

Hurt my feelings though.
Not really.

no

how awful

Goggles - Today at 1:41 AM @Wiz You're a stupid useless attentionseeking slut who doesn't deserve to live
Have I hurt your feelings?
Wiz - Today at 1:42 AM no
Goggles - Today at 1:42 AM See
pacy - Today at 1:42 AM you have hurt mine though
yuiko - Today at 1:42 AM same
Goggles - Today at 1:42 AM That's because you're too weak(edited)
Learn to not care what people think
especially people you don't know
yuiko - Today at 1:43 AM anxiety meme
Goggles - Today at 1:43 AM #nobully is a joke
@yuiko oh that ol'routine :^)
Watchout the mean evil e-bully is going t get you
better run and hide
He knows where you live
@Mastic You see where I'm coming from?
pacy - Today at 1:44 AM egh
i guess there always has to be that guy
Goggles - Today at 1:45 AM WOW I AM BEING BULLIED
I need an admin
pacy is triggering me
reported
Mee6BOT - Today at 1:47 AM pacy just left Conviviality. Bye bye pacy...

Are you proud

I din du nothin

clearly if hes spamming it so everyone can ignore it

Ui is a pedo

I view you differently now.
Not really.

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To you too Tokes.

Do you wanna booze tomorrow?

It's been nothing out of the ordinary. I'd prefer morning shifts so I can be with this chica more but that will most likely never change. rip #2ndshiftlyfe etc

toodles, Scooter. Hope you have a good weekend^^

I dunno.

I totally asked him if he was but I couldn't find wiz.gif to post.

Not yet!

Hope fully yo dame will whisker you away, have a nyanderful day!

But it's really late there.

A little.

Thanks

eh sure, I got enough

Already over 12 pm, that's plenty.

I don't even know

Mastic - Today at 2:29 AM someone who wants to be a leader
wont work at it at all.
I got blessed this time around.
Miku - Today at 2:30 AM rip
Mastic - Today at 2:30 AM the other two times were a pain in the ass
yuiko - Today at 2:30 AM I don't like being leader at all
Goggles - Today at 2:30 AM Make me a leader
I'll be good at it
yuiko - Today at 2:30 AM following someone else is how I'm happy
Mastic - Today at 2:30 AM @Goggles as an ENTJ you're on my high priority list actually.
Goggles - Today at 2:30 AM oh
I don't know what to say
Mastic - Today at 2:30 AM Let me tell those of you unaware of why this is the case.
If youre an I
You're worse around people situations usually
If you're an S
You're worse in decision making for the sake of EVERYONE
and you'll favor the minority to keep everyone happy
What i've noticed anyway
If you're an F
You'll get swayed by your feelings rather than actual logic in decision making
For the people as a whole.
If you're a P or J it doesnt matter.
Depends.
J ise usually better.
is*

It's like 2am

ban cockwork for spam pls

Wew

This

Pretty late.

I like being awake.

(You)

Don't worry i'm here

Sounds tiresome.

Zumi, Mitte mitte.

A little.

I want to touch his skin

release the ducken!

Mitte mitte?

Yet you persist on doing it?

That's a bit creepy Tokes.

'Sup Spoils?

exhausted af my bro, how about you sup with the sds?

Good or bad creepy?

Kind of the same, got back from the gym a while ago.

Good, but still creepy.

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Everyones Senpai - Today at 2:51 AM im here to get away from my friends
Everyones Senpai - Today at 2:51 AM why would iw ant them here, oh god
yuiko - Today at 2:51 AM ^^
Goggles - Today at 2:51 AM mah nigga
Everyones Senpai - Today at 2:52 AM wait is that goggles as in...clockwork goggles?
Goggles - Today at 2:52 AM Hai.
Everyones Senpai - Today at 2:52 AM oh god

a leader of turds is still a shitty job

Stop posting your cybering logs.

ily ban

i read that as a leader of turks

same difference

savage

Its all just a pile of shit in the end, and it doesnt even matter.

true that, only good turk is an impaled one

I dont mind if its good ^ ^

Tepes?

Well then.

my life needs more tokai in it, please gib

sorry i miss way too many posts, did the gym trip go well? i pulled something in my back working out, sucks balls
so much tepes, yes

There's no such thing.

It's good creepy if the person is sexually attractive

Yeah, just another usual day.
Kind of guessed.
I know that feel, I pulled something in my back a week ago and I can still feel it.

No such thing as good creepy

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An attractive stalker is still a creepy stalker that no one wants.

Yes, if the person in question is sexually attractive to you then it's good creepy. The creepy predatory shit that betas do will get non-betas pussy a lot of the time.

Lol

I'd agree with you but I've known people who say "tfw no creepy stalker gf" and actually have meant it

It's all relative

I'm pretty sure the only people who want a stalker are someone who's never been shown attention by the opposite sex period.

tfw no creepy stalker gf

its a hard knock life, my man

50 shades of greys strange fanbase would like a word with you

Being stalked is no fun

I've been stalked irl
even if she's a hotty

its awful

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who would stalk THIS MAN?

I'm safe~

how?

no

Ironic retardation is still retardation.

COUGH BOO COUGH

just took a pic of my pupper dude

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well you can start by finding your way to my bed

do NOT fuck the peanut.

Wait peanut was the black one

peanut is the grey
buster is the black
CJ is the white

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how many doggos do you have buddy

I always get Austin Powers in my head when you say hard knock life.

Safe from what exactly?

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too many

you would be on the same wavelength as me each time too then lol

One of those classics, I need to re-watch all of them at some point.

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well im kinda tipsy so iunno if I can walk there..

prosecution

I agree with you
But my point still stands
Relative

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I wouldn't want to be stalked.

But I'd totally stalk

Tokai are you ever worried about your hair getting caught in some kind of machinery like a printing press?

i do every so often, its good for a nice laugh when chillin

i am okay with carrying you, just means more tokai in life and against me how can that ever be a bad thing

tsuchi please bully me

Loco is best creepy stalker gf

Real life stalking would be so much fucking work, how could anyone even do that. I get stalking someone online is a lot easier and the term "e-stalking" has been used so much it basically means "looking at my public information when I don't like you" now

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eh no

wonderful

it'd be cool, like spy movies cool

From whom?

I always end up talking about re-watching a bunch of stuff, but I usually never do.
Unless I get really bored.

America should apologise for hiroshima

poolice

when the japs apologise for the war

japs should apologise for anime

When the UK gives back Las Mallvines and Gibraltar colonialist puta

I am not certain how any of this is connected.

great! then it wont have to just be lewd there can be things like those cuddle stuffs

you gotta get others in on the rewatch then its better

When will Mongolia formally apologise for the Mongol conquests?

They have statues dedicated to him in Karakorum, this is problematic and NEEDS to stop NOW.

Stfu scarlet you jackass
Nice bs

Scoot as a citizen of your glorious Commonwealth through your imperialist murderous history, would you please apologise for oppressing me and my Maltese family.

Thank you

The CIA will connect it, we gotta be careful

I can use thosee

fuck tokai

No. You deserve it for being a dirty brown bastard

perfect cause i want those! if its you

that is part of the plan, yes

youtube.com/watch?v=B8JGyB1mkSY

True, watching movies alone is just boring.

Tokes wat.

*gasp*

hot brown boys

The white man didn't go far enough in subjugating the brown, black and yellow mud hutters.
Just imagine how peaceful the world would be with imperialism ran to completion.

tsuchi likes being cucked

Get out may countree

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that is why i never go to the movies alone, even if i really want to see the movie its just not gonna be as fun alone not that it wouldnt still be fun just not worth the money?

I'm white and from an (ex)imperialistic country with no qualms enslaving another race whose foreign policy still is "we'll fuck you in the ass and not even give a reach around".

maybe i shouldve eaten before drinking

I risk falling asleep tho

we can defeat them, war of atrition, I promise

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now thats just adorable so it is more than acceptable, love

my version is better imho.

soundcloud.com/uisenpai/evangelion-komm-susser-tod-langsam-und-verbessert

I never go to movies alone, no real point in that.
Lately haven't really felt like watching any movies which I have downloaded either.

Tokes wat

Never eat before drinking. It's a waste of the food and the extra drink you have to drink to get drunk.

Also when you're drunk and fellating things it helps to not have any solids in your stomach so if you trigger your gag reflex it's something you can easily mop up and cover up before mom gets home

Wait my grandparents were Maltese but British citizens because colonialism. Can I claim British citizenship?

anyone can claim british citizenship

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Why would you want to?

Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

im an American and I sure as hell couldn't

Wow this thread is still up?

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oh well thats a thing, just no motivation to watch any of them?

Maltesers

If you get a fake syrian passport you can immigrate fo free in europe

awh goodie

I betrayed.. im so sorry

hehah felate

Not sure, but probably.

Don't play these games with me.

Why?

i will pet the tokai head and you can just sleep away the drunk

i would say i hope that changes but i dont know if its that hugely important that you watch movies

Auto fellate

Then win

to fight for cause

thaanks

dont do that in a car

Why'st that?

its the least i could do for more tokai in my life, love

By joining a roaming band of "Sharia enforcers"?

After all these years, I still laugh when Ed Harris' character in The Rock sets flowers on his wife's grave.

new

That'd be a pretty decent gag for a leslie nielsen film

Did you watch the Cymbeline movie with him a few years ago?
That was god awful.