Haydee

New Haydee thread


Share WebMs, help anons through the demo, discuss what you'd like to see for the final version
Share art
Collection of pretty much all art so far (may be 1 or 2 duplicates but shouldn't be):
mega.nz/#!rAUlAI5I!KD-4ziJgKb1asLZ0bVFshKVSKETPZ28u8gdIfM-HdUE

Other urls found in this thread:

steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=735346310
mega.nz/#!r1wgUBoS!LX2WhkIhSYLs_nA-wEP9zRU_qoVY-6L_NksD3VOZpeo
twitter.com/NSFWRedditVideo

I require some more info.

still looks like shit

inb4 clangfags complain that the robot is too human

What else is there to talk about. At least wait until there's an announcement or a content patch from the dev before making a new thread.

MY MINDS TELLIN ME NO

BUT MY BODY

MY BODYS TELLING ME YES

I don't usually call 'shill' but this really feels like shilling.

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>inb4 blind "fanboys" with an obvious army of proxies

Nothing mods won't fix

Looks pretty cool.

steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=735346310

people butthurt over sexy protagonist, gameplay is simplistic but good, custom engine, based slav dev
Game is like a tomb raider in the exploration/climbing sense, there are no descriptions or tutorials and the dev plans to keep it that way, you have to figure it all out yourself. Haydee doesn't get upgrades, she gets items, the game revolves around getting new items. Exploration is unlocking doors, platform puzzles, button puzzles, keycards etc. Ammo is scarce, 'softcore' aka easy mode is kinda hard, 'hardcore' aka hard mode is double damage/brutal

Combat is a pretty good third person shooting, enemies die in 2-5 hits but one of the current 2 enemy types is fast. If you can't aim, you'll die

Limited saves means you wanna save as little as possible, but if you die you go back to your save. However, you have plenty of save files, so if you get suck not being able to progress because of constant deaths, boot up an older save, zoom through the part you now know how to do, and conserve ammo/health/diskettes (used to save)

Art has exploded, in like a week there's over 100 pieces of fan art including a few 3D models

Character controls let you walk, run, crouch, jump, shimmy, equip/holster gun and reload, and it's nearly all of it gratuitously luscious

Read the dev comments in OP and you can see what the dev plans to add


m8. While I spend 90-95% of the time on Holla Forums, sometimes it's too slow, 4chan still has its fair share of OC, some of which never makes it to Holla Forums


Naw, if you don't like the game, don't play it, or leave a shitpost and then go post / play what you do like elsewhere

You clearly have no idea why people even used this site in the first place.

YOU
HAVE
TO
GO
BACK

Just stay there astroturfing instead.

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most importantly, they have you shilling it.

Somebody get Mark on the line.
Ask him if we can spam porn in these threads to make the marketers fuck off like we did for the Fallout 4 threads.

HMMM

HMMMMMMM

Video games on Holla Forums? Ho boy we can't have that now, can we?

I saw some game play, seems neat.

lol u do memes too??
Kill yourself and stop shilling this piece of shit.

not unless its a nintendo or other big-brand-name game, no.

tbh fam i think its feminists in Holla Forumss clothing, who else would get this mad over an indie game where the protagonist is hotter than them?

Samefag as

and probs op

Until the dev himself comes here to speak, you and the rest of the soulless astroturfers like


can fuck right off.

You have to go back.

make me : ^)

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>>>/oven/

They could at least make it seems little less obvious.
Nobody here fucking makes posts like >>10400675 or

Two can play that game.

all samefags

Why don't you tell us what your beef with this game is instead of mindlessly shitposting.

Usually I think anons are overreacting when it comes to yelling out shill, but holy shit does this seem shilly.

Only one shit posting is you


Hey fuck you, I just watched the webms in the last thread.
Although is the dev is here he should stop being a faggot and admit it. Honestly is probably is shilling, yesterday I someone drop a thread and then the OP fucked off.

The time you spend there is time not spent here.

This is a secret club. Respect that, or be shat on.

How about you tell us why you all seem so concerned about having constant threads about this game with fuck all content that puts poorly done tits before gameplay.

Default niggerbitch. Niggerbitches are for faggots. Now, please, fuck off with your niggershit.

As if it wasn't human enough.

No. It's you. If you spent time here, you'd know that the "ironic" emoticons usually seen on tumblr aren't accepted here, unlike 4chan, which is compromised.

Now please fuck off.

kill yourself


nigger we just want to talk about videogames, fuck off


hah, i knew it

attention Holla Forums, there is a tumblr outbreak going on right now, these are the tumblrites

There has only been one thread before this. Keep mindlessly screaming shill at everyone who wants to talk about video games, faggot.

You should have seen the other thread.
There was one guy with like 25+ posts who did nothing but defend the game as if it were fucking Deus Ex.

So where's that nude skin I wanna play the game with those big tits flopping around. Might as well if you're going the sex appeal route don't cockblock me

THICC
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There is none.
It's a game on greenlight, user. It would get removed if it has something like that.

Game seems pretty meh, if even that. Actually it looks and plays pretty shit.

It's garbage. The only reason it's even being noticed is because the blacks can't resist a "phat" ass.

I said poorly done tits. I'm not complaining about tits you dumb cunt. Compare that poorly done piece of shit with what the solo dev in /agdg/ has done for his Devil May Cry clone. I don't see you fags sucking his dick day and night though.

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melons

Judging by this post, I think it can safely be declared that this game is being forced onto Holla Forums like tumblrtale was.

With that, I can only recommend further resistance, so that no one can claim in the near future that we "once liked this", as what happened with FNaF.

Whatever you say, babe.


I mean, I'll try it out since it's a free demo, but the T&A physics aren't better than something from loverslab.

I'm not a nigger

There have been at least two.

fucking nigger

Typical mindless nigger. Falling for the Jew's pornographic filth.

Could be shilling, could be chucklefucks whining like usual. Game is meh as in it's going to take time and tinkering to get something decent out of this. Someone just wants robutts to be finished in a timely fashion I guess?
I just want to fuck the robot I mean I'm so used to my porn with proportions like this that I couldn't play this with more than one hand.

Is this anywhere in the current agdg?

Goddamn nigger

Yes, dude, six different posts with unique IDs are all the same person you completely understand how the system works.

The game is ludicrously basic and does nothing novel but slap an ass on a robot. While I respect the effort the dev has made its still a shitty game and considering the lack of content in the demo not a whole lot to discuss on the matter. Even the OP is just trying to generate speculation and hype while running with a "lol sjws are made that means game good" angle.

I bet you got to reddit as well?

If the dev isn't from AGDG, then it can safely be assumed to be a shill trying his luck like Notch and Toby.

Sage isn't a downvote and if you weren't a complete moron you'd know that. Who'd want to bump an advertisement thread?


You want to advertise a game.

He said the tits were badly done. And they are: why the fuck would a robot have jiggly tits? WHY IS A ROBOT A FATASS?

>attention Holla Forums, there is a tumblr outbreak going on right now, these are the tumblrites

Quit bumping the thread, you moron.

Oh shit, is that the gas room?

Yea, like I said someone else managed to make it through the door, and the next room is the pic in the OP
That was my attempt at it.
Knowing it's possible kinda makes me wanna keey getting faster at it but if you just die as soon as you make it through, then eh

Tids

dev said he'd allow "customization" later on, but it will be nothing that could be considered NSFW under steam terms because that'd get the game taken down faster than a tumblrite gets triggered at it.

i guess it depends on if the engine is modable or not.


lmao kys tumblr, we're having a good game with tits and you cant stop it

Oh my yes this is great!

A nude model could be possible with a mod as some games on Steam like Huniepop got "unofficial" patches to re-add the cut sexual content. I've seen it myself as my cousin owned the game and had everything unlocked, the art sucks

Exactly my point nigger, read the chain.

What I don't understand is the aggressive reaction to a thread about this game. The game is new and some people want to talk about it, big fucking deal. We have worse threads on here that no one bats an eye at.
If this is how these threads are going to be with this ridiculous back and forth of >shill/no shill then I'll just add it to the list of threads I'll ignore while I keep track of development myself. God forbid we talk about video games here. Or worse, indie games.

Pick one, faggot. This game would be shit even if it came out back in the PS1 era. I challenge you to give one strong point about this game that isn't "hurr durr THICC"

God DAMN dem tits are so big the text got pushed out

There are three options, when you want to sell a game to Holla Forums.
You can:
The dev picked the third option. Not a very good one. Not a very good dev, I'll say. Nasty guy. He's a nasty guy.

You know it wasn't always aggressive. At least not for me. It started as me trying the demo, seeing that it's not that great and commenting that
A) the game is outstandingly generic
B) The character looks like shit
But the Haydee Defense Force (hereafter referred to as the HDF) rolled in like and blindly defend a completely lackluster game. There's NOTHING going on to generate this much hype naturally so the only reasonable thing is that someone is generating hype artificially. We've seen it enough times in the past to know it by know and to pretend that it's not a thing that happens is absurd.

I actually wanna talk about the game but it's still too bare bones for me to make sense of plot

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I love big tits, but those things' animation need to be fixed.

Fix it fix it fix it.

Yeah but ass isn't even the point of the game. It's like a garnish or a side-dish at best. It's very rare that you get hyped for a side of fries and this isn't one of them. This game is McDonalds-tier.

I'm talking about this thread specifically. I only skimmed the last thread for images and spent most of the time playing the game itself.
After the first few posts some fags started rolling in calling shill before the OP had even posted anything else.

is only replying to people calling shill without any other substance and isn't defending anything.

And when has that turned out well?
Every dev that ever apealls to anyone gets support, does well then fucks over the group.
This happens outside of image boards as well.

Personally and I know this will upset all you waifu faggots, but I am very skeptical of any game that has female ass, sex sells, and despite SJW bitching about it many companies still appeal to that.
I've also seen this shit in many threads often stretched to a point of being off topic, so I'm suspicious of any real enthusiasm of the game.

My penis drives me to wild things user. It's a shame for a man such as yourself not to enjoy the small things.

Yea man I was gonna dump a load of WebMs and non-lewd art but damn, people are shitting the place up right now


I just wanted to discuss how to further mod the game with its .pack files and if everyone had found every room yet

I'm still here and not saging everything to shit what have you got user?
I played the demo for fifteen minutes then stopped 'cos try to guess

fun exploration
good platforming
difficulty that punishes you for failing
good eyecandy


name me 2 games exactly like it released in the past 5 years.
so i take it you hate risk of rain, with a bloody passion then?


no videogames allowed in Holla Forums, remember that

I have a 300+ clang folder right now. It's just that this "game" is an insult to anyone with standards. Even if you're a massive faggot that's only in for the camp and gameplay it's still shit.
Why does it look so human?
Why a niggress?
Why can't we have a game with a robot female that actually looks like a damn robot? Why do casualshitters need all this synthflesh?
Why not just fap to porn if your buttlust is THAT bad?

nigga I'm with everything you said, but if we are going to live in a fake world why not imagine black people as civilized?

upload it. I love myself some robots
I have none
Asking the wrong guy here user, I actually agree.
You have no idea how bad it gets dude, no idea at all

How about you put your head into your ass?

I'm not even a waifufag nor am I into thick, i thought the protag was rather sexy but nothing beyond that

I genuinely enjoyed the game and would fork the price of a quarter to half of a full priced vidya for the rest of the game, it didn't hold my hand and let me explore at my own pace, there was no health regen, and the enemies 1-shot you if you can't aim in time, and again the gameplay reminds me very much of the old Tomb Raider games.


Just wanna discuss fun glitches, share pics and WebMs, talk about what we'd like to see in the final build


Half you fucks will cry about 4chan being shitty and while they overwhelmingly are, this thread is pretty 4chan-tier right now.
Heck, they managed to write a letter in russian to the dev and got a reply on it

so you admit that you hate the game because the character has brownish legs, not because its a "bad" game.

how would you know? you haven't even played it.

Empty hallways and basic puzzles shouldn't be fun. Get some standards.

If you've never played a tomb raider game maybe.

if you never played a game before 2005 maybe. Games not being easy shouldn't be a selling point, it should be a standard.

Where? You mean that human model they headswapped and slapped some latex textures on?


My first post in this thread listed some of my beef with the game in terms of gameplay and design. Read the thread, nigger.

Well now that's nice. What's with the sketch going on though did her mammaries get bigger and is that by the dev?

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Was that supposed to be clever?
At least niggers can talk shit.

Nice dubs tho

Suspension of disbelief, user. There's a point where there's so much bullshit that the fourth wall just collapses onto itself. A nigger doing shit is one of those things.

No. I actually want you to put your head into your own anus.

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I played it all night long.
I have a swollen dick please help me

Nobody here says "we". Remember that.

What's the point of saging. Sage isn't downvote faggot.

Just leave.

You can sage threads you believe to be shills, you know. This is one of those threads I feel are run by a third party.

I'd dump some robutts if not for the fact the hotpockets would ban me, so just have these few images.
I hope you like literal machines and not androids.

I feel you're just a faggot that can't read ID's and thinks saging does anything.

Nice. I'm a fan of literal machines and androids, androids are more approachable from my mental stand point but it doesn't mean I can't look at these and like them.
Fallout 4 was shit and Curie is awful

Saging stops your post from bumping the thread. I do not want to bump the thread, as I feel this thread does not belong here.

Saging does do something, though. It doesn't bump the thread.
I agree that FO4 is shit, but there's so little porn of the Mr/Mrs Handy robots where the robot isn't male.
The Mr. Handy robots have been there since the first game, anyway.

I dont like the fact that she's fat.

Thick is still fat.

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This. Bodyplus, my ass.

Good ol' Gynoidherring

Well, that's something.

I saw Broteam play this & some of his chat were reacting like brainwashed numales having that conditioned response to instantly whinge at any expression of male heterosexual lust & label it dumb/childish (which is ironically childish, like "Eww, Boovbies!". textbook projection).

I miss when video games & video game adverts could have sexy women. Beyond that, devs tried to one-up their previous games & other devs by making the women sexier & sexier.

Now too many people are hopelessly brainwashed to respond negatively to anything sexy & it's sickening to witness people acting against their own natural urges to such a degree.

delete this

AkaSHIT

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Yeah most games had sex in their advertisements any many of the games were shit.
Does consumer awareness only hing on two extremes?
Either shunning something because of sexuality or too much?
Can you faggots actually judge something based on the QUALITY not the ass or lack of it?

Thank you George Soros!

The futa I can accept, but
For what purpose

I dare you keep going you double nigger.

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Some games using sex was fine fuck off

The more art I see by this guy the more I dislike him.

Have they taken a piss at Jews, yet?

AKASHIT

Well, he's part of the Hentai Foundry community.

You know, those who absolutely love nigger cuck shit.

I hope you don't think the 50's were a good time to live in.

That explains everything, those guys are the fucking worst. It's like if you took Shadman's garbage but made 1000 other people draw it.

More like the 80's

I don't like Shadman's art but at least he's not the biggest cuck on HF.

The 80s were a great time to live in, underage fag.

HE LITERALLY SAID IT HIMSELF, HE CAN'T DRAW AND NEVER SAID HE DID

You better mean the 1880's, otherwise, you're a degenerate wannabe-cokefiend.

I'm a degenerate but not a wanna be anything user.

If he acts like an artist, he's going to be critiqued like so. You don't get to take refuge in silly excuses like that.

No dude. Mid 40's to late 50's adverts were fucking full of sex appeal.
It was different back then, not as full-on as modern sex appeal, but it was far more common.

That doesn't mean I can't call his art absolute shit, I don't give a fuck if he's self-aware of it.

I would but I think that's all I have.


Can a robot be an amputee?

That was considered sex appeal back in the 50's?

Platforming is kinda fun in this game. Yea it's simplistic, and if the dev charges full price I won't buy it, but it does seem like the sorta game he'd charge less than full price for

Still learning how to make WebMs so forgive poor quality

40's advertising was tasteful

somebody doesn't fit in
tip:it's you

How can I get those latex stockings?

mind you not every woman in the 50s was sucking dick on red lights

mega.nz/#!r1wgUBoS!LX2WhkIhSYLs_nA-wEP9zRU_qoVY-6L_NksD3VOZpeo

Use this and replace the same file in your \Packs\ folder

Shame. I was trying to bait you into breaking rule 3 so you'd be banned :'^( You still deserve to be banned for posting such fucking garbage.

'46, actually.
It was a very different time. Remember, the start of the sexual revolution wouldn't happen for a good 13 years and porn's legalization was still more than two decades away. Seeing a semi-undressed woman was rather erotic for most men back then.

Straight and to the point.

Right will do. Are there any other mods for the demo as of yet?

suck less

but this game reminds me of catwoman on the gamecube

Where?

extremely obvious shilling aside, if what we see of it is only a very basic, initial-look demo, and they change/polish up the gameplay a lot, make the legs actually robot, and tone down the the gigantic orbs - I mean breasts, then it'll be good.

I like huge titties, and even senran kagura, but those bounce actually more than sk.

The white gun, you tasteless faggot.

You got me

As far as I know just those latex stockings and the hair
Tomorrow I'll go back to looking over the .PACK files in hex
Hopefully we can unlock all the hidden hairstyles and edit all the colours, and maybe even spawn multiple keycards to get past where the demo forces you to get stuck at


I'm getting there

More like ASSFRAME amirite

More like DARK SECTOR amirite

also that ass closeup on climb is distracting as fuck

How about nude mode that's hidden in folders

undertale was never forced onto Holla Forums you dumb fuck newfag. threads were mostly praise, until - as usual - too much praise makes everyone fucking sick

WHAT IN THIS LOOKS PROMISING OTHER THEN TITS AND ASS?
Its like someone saw all the porn created by Fallout 4 robots which wasn't that good and figured they could sell a game to autists.

It was awful when the demo released and people hopped onto it quickly because they figured it'd be okay. Fandoms are shit

the exploration is pretty nice, i hope the full game is at least 10 or 20 times bigger.

i dont think i would have ever figured out that you could drop down from the hallway before the gas room into those pipes below and find a door there if i hadn't seen it into the webms, a testament to the fact i need to git gud.

everyone loved undertale until 1 week after it came out and tumblr started liking it too, then it became "too good" for Holla Forums, there was countless threads about goatmom when it was just a demo, remember?

what do these hypocrite shitposters enjoy anyway? they dont like anything, living stereotype of "Holla Forums hates everything".

This nigger gets it, plenty of people spoke well of the game since the original demo came out, and the first weeks of discussion and interaction after release were great.

The game itself is giving me some serious Tomb Raider vibes, I'll check out the demo. Hopefully this thread turns into less shitflinging and more discussion by the time I do.

I didn't enjoy UT whatsoever because I thought it had awful sprite work, and meh writing whereas music was pretty great. I've never concerned myself with "Holla Forums hates video games" narrative some queers preach on here like it's the holy scripture.
I'm interested in seeing some more but I'm also interested in seeing a nude mode and tentacles for my pleasure take over Haydee's body for obvious reasons

it wasn't journalism that did it. it wasn't lets players that did it. it wasn't tumblr that did it. all of those came relatively late after release.

it was fucking word of mouth.

But does it have
DEEP
L
O
R
E
?

I didn't spread it around nor did I ever talk about it. Though I usually keep to myself even at the best of times

Ok op, I'll try it out later. When I'm done I'll give my objective opinion on it. I'm not the best in taste so take it with a grain of salt. Don't expect it to come soon though, as I'm busy until later. At least it had a demo to come with it instead of just showing off a trailer with the tiddy robot.

Did I walk into a shadman fan convention or something?

I thought I was the only one, I mean look at those tits, they're awful.

But dude there boobs you must be some JSW to not immediatly like a game and view it as promising by the tits of the characters.

Sounds interesting.

but user the shadman draws super good

shadman draws tattoos and piercings and other various degenerate garbage
i feel like you're just spouting a meme to look cool

that it's someone making what they want without being devoured by the syndicate

What the fuck is this and why should I care? All I'm seeing is a SLOW AS FUCK Resident Evil style game with le ebin caek is lie xDD art style and a protagonist that caters to nigger animals.

You're in a sp00ky facility composed entirely of white walls and floors, and filled with deadly robots. So if anything, it'll probably be as deep as portal's lore.

user I have some bad news for you. I love that body type and I'm white, I just dislike small bodied women and no I don't mean fat I mean the buxom beauties
I'm not a small man either.

I never call people shills here except when I was banting with overjew fans.
I'm going to have to make an exception, you all act rather strange.

He also can't draw proportions correctly, which is what I was directly referencing.

Her tits look like someone (lazily) strapped melons to her chest, there's no proper shape and they don't fit her torso.

The tits and ass aren't promising either. It has the body type of an overweight nigger.

It's out on Gmod

Oswald and Enoch were right

Shadman is not the only godawful artist on the internet, Oswald.

You seem to get your understanding of art from LOL threads or some shit.

Enjoy looking forward to your chronically obese idiot children, user

I'll exercise with my children besides **Why the fuck would I have children in my current economic crisis you fucking nincompoop

I know, but due to people spamming that god awful Fallout 4 comic everywhere he is now the first thing I think of when I see poorly made T&A


Powell yes, Mosley no. Both very interesting people though, glad that Nigel has grown a mustache.

Ooh the 3 spooky 4 me, I find it ironic in a way idolizing them like they do the "patriarchy"

Some rainbow headed kids got into videogames and journalism and this is the result.
Do you think this is the way its going to be forever? No more developments things will be a stasis forever, with some blue haired fuck screaming misogny at everything?

People get sick of that shit sooner then later and it changes, I'm not going to turn off my personal taste to hold up some a tit shaped turd and proclaim it a triumph, or something of quality.

My tastes are more than often less than healthy, but I wouldn't allow myself to be with anyone who isn't at least reasonably healthy, preferably /fit/.

I would say Powell far more so, Mosley at least knew something was up (money > votes, 'democracy,' internationalism), and didn't he at different points in his life participate as part of both major parties?

*tips fedora*

user, I…

>the amount of shilling for a shitty looking game that has only two merits thus far: a sexy "robot" and "hardcore gameplay"

If repeating digits, future threads of this shitty looking game will be porn dumping grounds.

Check 'em.

cool story bro

nigger identified

Fun times in butt lovers lane

He was a Tory then a Labour MP before creating the BUF, his actual politics are all over the place, I don't think he really fits on the right-left spectrum.

I actually want them to be robot porn dumping grounds

You have to go back.

Sure, you are.

Must be shilling


Go make a thread on /vp

I want GlaD0s to force me to fuck myself with portals

It was shit when it was all about "muh goat", and it's still shit now with it being all about "muh goat".

you said the same thing twice

Yeah milhouse yeah!

How fucking stupid do you expect people on this board to be, OP, you fucking obvious shill.

didnt the last one 404 like a whole day ago?

Maybe, but why didn't it stay that way instead of OP trying to artificially create discussion of a "game" nobody cares about? Oh right: shills.

Well this thread went exactly as I thought it would.

yo dat bitch thicc as heyl tho, a nigga finna bit me off a piece of that shit nigga know what i'm sayin fam ya'll niggas feel me

maybe because people like the game and want to share their enjoyment of it with others?

boy, aren't you a bitter little person.

Exactly. People think things were different, but they never were.

First character introduced is goat, and last character introduced is goat.

Same

go back to cuckchan, fat fetishists.

It's a niggerbot.

It's amazing how such a dull game can get so much attention on this site purely because of the main characters big breasts and thick thighs.
I mean fuck gameplay right?

It's mainly because it's being shilled.

And because fucking retards like you don't sage shill threads.

Man, can't you at least wait until something is released before you rip it off?


It is now.

Is the game fun or do people play it for robot tits?

it's got puzzles, guns and light platforming.
I had fun with it, it felt like playing a very unpolished Tomb Raider game and i'm surprisingly okay with that.

All you had to do was make the pc not look like shit, and I would've tried it.

Where did you get this buzzword from?
Don't tell me you think anything with a decent ass is a nig nog.

Argentinian American, what the fuck ever.

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Download link?

That is a robot leg color.
By that stupid logic it is extremely white because it is literally extremely white.

How the fuck are you this autistic and retarded?

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kek. Take your triggered autism back to Holla Forums.
I bet you have a heart attack anytime someone has a delicious brown thread.

this game is neat. i got a deus ex card and dont know what to do tho

Is that a reflex thing or do you really believe that?

I was going to ask you the same thing.

No one should get this butthurt over the color of one specific part of a fictional robot.

You were going to ask if I used triggered unironically? Weird. I mean who cares if it makes her look like a human in a shitty robot outfit, or how even for a fan-service game it's the most basic garbage out there. But trying to argue that with someone that things nigger is a buzzword is useless anyways.

Almost any term can be used as a buzzword by retarded 2nd exodus faggots.

You haven't played very many fan service games.

It's a simple bikini. Theres not much more basic than that.
Keep on reaching for straws mate

You serious nigga?
You are forgetting the whole robot fetish part.
It is in no way a bikini because that is what the robot fucking looking like. It's not wearing a bikini, that is what it's outside is.

this is just straight up fat. bordering on mild obesity

That looks in no way like a robot from the neck down. It looks like a woman in a bikini, with robot arms

Arms are pretty robo like user

That's the only robotic thing there. The chest jiggles, the legs are human, and even with the stockings it looks like shit. Along with playing like the most boring version of tomb raider there is no good reason to be interested in this game unless you're some dindu too fascinated by a big ass to look at the game critically.

Fucking love the character's design but gameplay is super early..

Also I want some femdom porn of this god damn it

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That ass isn't nice. there's no perk or lift. it's all just girth with no definition. It's fat, user. And fat's generally disgusting.

I can appreciate the concept, but I dislike the game. And falling back on "it's just an alpha" just underlines why nobody should be getting hyped for anything. It's basically at the same level of reliability as a kickstarter right now and shilling it across boards and sites isn't going to do anything.

but piss people off and give them more reason to shit on it in the future, I mean.

Thick and fit. Only a pleb likes one type of woman.

I like definition. I like seeing that there is an ass there that has effort put into it.
And it's fat. Thick = Fat. Try to suppress your niggrish tastes for a second.

and by "effort" I mean exercise, not extra eating.

there has to be quite a bit of muscle in there to lift her top half that weighs an abnormal amount, also to holder herself up when she leans forward.

You can tell the robo part is heavy cause she crushes her own legs after falling only a couple of meters and even a small fall she flops forward to take the momentum off, meanwhile she can catch a ledge from any fall

No, thick = big in places that should be big
She clearly doesn't have a belly.
Big hips and breasts aren't badand it seems like you are trying to justify pedophilia by calling big tits and ass niggerish.

we've come full circle, Holla Forums = tumblr

You play as a sassy fat black lady?

Its a robowaifu user

game looks like the typical indie shit but with a decent dev, I have high expectations

really nice touch on the boobies pressing against the floor

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Am I doing something wrong?

Have you try to run it on admin ?

you have to delete OpenAL32.dll

do that and try again

Now it works. Thank you.

enjoy your ass and mildly entertaining gameplay

Gr8 thread OP

Finally got around to popping the demo open, it's better than I expected.
For an early beta the game holds together quite nicely, and though a few aspects feel sluggish or unrefined it manages to keep me interested in exploring.
The demo does a great job of not holding your hand, and instead letting you infer the control scheme and mechanics; the only thing I didn't pick up on immediately was using ctrl to back off ledges.

I'll definitely keep an eye on the project, hopefully the release/later demos will look and play better.

All I can gather from this game is that Holla Forums has the same taste in women as niggers do.

Congratulations.

It's a good time to be alive. Interesting to see what the dev's planning to do though.

NIGHT OF FIRE

DOUBLE CHEEK DRIFTING?!

kek

OP is cuckchanner shilling his own game.

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I try the demo and its really not bad, i hope it cames out on his final form i mean devs from Russia you can expect some surprises.

Best moon man is Ten Feet Higher


MULTI-BREAST JIGGLING


You can also drop down on the white side of the bridge (the room with that long bridge and not much more), takes you to the red area with some pipes but it's pretty barren right now

I didn't mind it. At least once it comes out I'll feel better about it right now it's too bare

Nice shilling

wait what
motherfucker

see, this is what i like about this game, everytime i think i found out everything, there's something else i missed.
i just went in there, found 2 boxes of ammo, 1 slowbot, 2 locked doors, and a savepoint.

That's why I liked it, I kept backtracking and finding new shit and each time I was like damn

Here's another sneaky one

Might think about other areas I missed initially but yea that's why I enjoyed the demo, played through it 4 times and even then kept messing around trying things like glitching out, and repeating the shooting segments to see what can be done

Have ya found this place too?

i figured there was something in there, but no, i didnt, i wasted my green card in one of the sides of the room with the black card on a table and the slowbot.

can the door with the puzzle be opened?

It can
On the other side is the very room with the black card on the table

In said room, the 2 green switches on either side open 1 of 2 doors blocking the coridoor that leads to the hugbot and black keycard

Did you find how to get to both sides of the room with the black keycard?

Another bug

oh wow another 15 year old made a game and it got on Steam

and look a 15 year old commenting

yes, but since theres just one green, that one is unreachable, so after all you need a total of 3 green cards to reach the black one.

two for the sides, one for the room with the buttons

My shadows are completely fucked, is it because my graphics card is old? the game runs fine otherwise.

Check 'shadowmaps' in video settings, looks like you have it set to low

Already tried it, does nothing, they just look sharper but still broken.

Why even bother making a game when clearly your only interest is making boob physics and ass shots?
Just make SFM porn or something.

How are those mutually exclusive?

GAME PLAY

This game has gameplay, the quality of it is subjective.

the quality of the gameplay is shit because the devs focus is clearly on something else.

This needs to die.
Movies and Games can be OBJECTIVELY rated, a B horror movie may be have shit acting and writing but still be fun.
However it being fun is different of it being of quality.
Also something this game has like B horror movies is that its being sold with sex.

dunno, i played it and the gameplay was pretty good.

are you getting paid to shit videogame threads or something? you've been trying really hard.

yes George Soros pays me personally to keep you down mannnn

You realize theres more than one person that thinks this game is shit right?

i think monhun is shit, but i dont shit their threads up, i just hide them.

Sure, texture quality, polygon count on models, fluidity of the controls can all be objectively rated.
Whenever or not the gameplay of a videogame is enjoyable cannot, because its subjective, just like something the soundtrack of a game is.
Just because this game features tits and ass does not mean it is the sole focus of it.

so what exactly are you gaining from shitting up a thread about a videogame you aren't interested in and most likely didn't even play? you just saw tits and got triggered, then automatically assumed it was shit, like everyone else at the start of the thread.

better start believing in tumblr raids we're in one

thats because the only complaint you could have about monhun is that you personally don't find it fun.

Theres legitimate complaints to be had about this game which is why everyones commenting on it, particularly the fact that it has nothing going for it except big black ass and jiggly robot tits which is why I asked why the dev doesn't just make SFM porn instead.

I'm all about T/A but I am not an ANIMAL, I am a man I don't shit in a corner, I do not hide from lightning, I am not a slave to my base instincts, YET you think me judging a game based on its gameplay and not the fat sacks of shit tied to the MC's chest and deciding its a must buy and play.

This thread has more shit posting than the Haydee halfchan threads

That's because halfchan is filled with shills and reddit.

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