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that sure is a thing

Welp

But user…dont you know these entire threads are pure degeneracy.

It's not as impressive when you realize it took almost a day to post that degeneracy.

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I FOUND IT

"Artemis's lover"

by

Oscar allias"Artemis's lover"

Author notes:

Hi, i'm Oscar, i'm 13 years old, and this is my little white companion,
Artemis. Anyway Artemis & i, are much more than just amaster and a pet ,
its more like a human-cat relation.Cuz when i'm home
alone….well….i…him…we…well "have sex" actually we just masturbate
each other.But it's amazing, it's like this cat can talk!, he comes every
night to my bedroom door, and starts meowing, until i let him in, and when
he does, he starts meowing a little softer and purrs, shall we say
"erotically". Until i get with him on the bed and goes down my crotch
trying to shred my underwear!. Unbelivable, but true, that's why i called
him Artemis. Intro:

"Hi, i'm Oscar". "And i'm Artemis, Minako's ex-white cat"…"we're here to
tell you, how we met, how we fell in love with each other, and well how we
lost our virginity. Oscar's an Hermaphrodite, i.e.=a boy that has a dick
and pussy (with clit and everything) at the same time!!imagen that!"
"HEY!!!SHUT THE FUCK UP ARTEMIS!!" "Oops!sorry, Oscar" "Well, nevermind
Artemis,soooo let's get on with the show!"

Artemis's lover:

The day was unusually fresh, for being June/2/97 , Oscar was walking on a
lonely street,only with a Sprite bottle, and a WWF magazine. His toughts
were racing on why he was so depress, he had always spyed on the sailor
scouts, ever since luna caught up with Usagi, but most of all, when Artemis
joined the group. He always tought "Why am i obsesed with that cat?" he
than realized he had a crush on Artemis!! , even tough he was a boy, even
tough Artemis was a cat.But not an ordinary cat that is. He then squeezed
the bottle so hard, it blew up, soaking his shirt, his pants, and his
tennis. He was upset to know that he was in love with a cat! He knew were
Minako lived, her adress, her phone number, and her P.O.BOX. He said to
himself "I'll do it…but i'll probably hate myself in the morning" he ran
to his house, ihis bedroom, and started to write a letter to Artemis,
sending it to Minako's place.

The next day, Minkao checked the mail and gasped when she saw an envelope
that readed"To:Artemis From:…….". She then yelled "Artemis!", Artemis
still asleep, yawned and stretched the last bit of sleep from his
beautyfull little body ."What is it Minako?" he asked,still asleep.
"Artemis, you have a letter!" said Minako,giving him the
envelope."WHAT!??"he gasped"How can someone know my name, and my ability to
talk?"he said shreding-open he envelope, and said to Minako"Minako-chan,
could you leave me alone for a moment?". "Sure" replied Minako, stepping
out of the bedroom.Artemis readed the letter that said:

"Dear Artemis:You don't know who i am, don't know what i am, don't know
anything about me. But belive me……i know everything there's to know
about you… i liked you since the moment i saw you. No one deserves you
but me. Some day, some time, at the right moment, we'll meet.and i'll have
you. Until then see ya!

Artemis gulped hard, and shivered, thinking that i would kill him. Minako
entered the bedroom and said"Artemis, is everything all right?"Artemis
looked whiter than usual "Yes quite fine" and left the room with a
sigh.Minako looked for the letter but he had thrown it to the window. "I
hope he's all right" Minako said stepping into the shower. Artemis knew
that he'd better be on the look out, if someone tried to kidnap him.He had
the same secuence in his mind, every second it passed.Asking himself things
like= "Who's that person?" "Is he good or evil?" "What he'll do to me?".

Around 9:00 pm Artemis showed up at Minako's house,curved up into a fuzzy
ball and went to sleep. The next day Artemis woke up to the sound of
chriiping birds "Damn birds"he said woking up.He got up before Minako did,
so he went for a walk. Unfortunatelly, Luna caught him, "Hello Artemis,why
are you so concerned". Artemis replied "Well luna, last day i recieved a
letter from a secret person" Luna gasped"WHAT?!? That's impossible, no one
except our sailor scouts know our name's and ability to talk"Artemis still
upset responded "I know…it told me that, it liked me since it saw me, and
that some day i'll meet it" Luna sighed "Well, lets hope that's not the
negaverse." Atemis looked at luna and said "CAN'T YOU THINK ANYTHING THAT'S
NOT THE NEGAVERSE?!" he frogned and left her."Luna said to herself "Poor
Artemis, it's not his fault" and just continued her path.

Artemis was too perturbated to notice the 6 cats that were hcasing
him."Damn! i hate being such a sexy cat!!" Then a loud MEOW filled the air
Artemis turned his back, and saw the other cats him "GET THE FUCK OFF MY
BACK!YOU BASTARDS, I'M IN A REALLY BAD MOOD TODAY!"he said as he prepared
his claws and teeth to fight, he knew that he'll lost, but he couldn't just
let those cats kick his butt without a fight. The fight was rough, those
cats began ripping him off, cutting him in the stomach, his arm, his leg,
his back and his ear.(OUCH!) Oscar was aruond that fight, returning from a
baseball game, with his bat on the shoulder. Artemis was already badly
wounded, and bleeding to death. Oscar passed by the alley were Artemis was.
Oscar gasped as he instantly recognized Artemis, he took his bat and ran to
help him, he hitted 3 cats simultaneusly with it.BOOMSHACALAKA! blood
spurted out from the craneum of the other cats,he actually broke the head
of the one that wounded Artemis!. The cats laid around dead, as Oscar
grabbed Artemis, and huged him tightly, while covering him with his shirt,
Artemis saw Oscar and he said weakly "W…Who are you?" then every thing
went black…Oscar, with tears in his eyes, said to Artemis "Don't worry my
dear Artemis, you'll be allright".

Artemis woke up to the sound of a door closing.Oscar saw this and said
crying "Artemis!!Thank god you're alive!!" Artemis tought "How does he know
my name?" Artemis just meowed Oscar hearing this said "Oh Artemis, you
don't have to pretend with me. It's all right you can talk". "Who are
you?"Artemis asked still sour from the fight. Oscar took a deep
breath…and said "Artemis, i'm that guy who sent you that letter". Artemis
gasped "WHAT?!? So you're the one!". Oscar looked a little scared and said
"Sorry Artemis, i didn't meant to scare you. But how could i said my
feelings to you in person?" Artemis coughed "hmmmm…you may have a point
there" Oscar looked him straight in the eyes and said "Artemis,
i….i….love you. ever since i saw you, i knew it was our destiny to be
together" Artemis got a little embarrased and said "I some how, feel the
same for you Oscar, but doesn't it matter that you're a human and i'm a
cat? Oscar blushed and said"Well Artemis, i have a little secret you
know…." Artemis looked him with an evilly smile "Hmmm. What secret?"
Oscar took another deep breath and said "Artemis..i'm an HERMAPHRODITE"
Artemis went wide eyed "NO KIDDING?". Oscar said "No" as he started to
undress, Artemis was paralized, as he looked Oscar's dick, and below that
his pussy, Artemis had a goofy smile on his face. Oscar gasped "Uh? Oh you
PERVERT!!" and slapped him silly "MEOWUCH!!". "Oops!sorry Artemis, how
could i stay mad at you?" he then said "Now look Artemis, your wounds will
get infected if i don't clean them,ok?" Artemis happily said "OK". And so
Oscar turned the shower on, Artemis went inside with Oscar,and cleaned his
soft fur, Artemis enjoyed Oscar's tact,rubbing his fur with a desinfectant
soap,while purring softly, he didn't like baths very much, but this was
with his lover, so how could he resist a bath with his true love?

Anyone here miss the IrateGamer? He's still around thankfully.

Then, they laid in the bed all stretched out, with Artemis's wounds now
closed. Artemis broke the silence saying "Soooo" Oscar replied "Soo what?"
Artemis said evily "Are you still a virgin?" Oscar responded a little
embarrased "Why yes, in fact i have been saved myself for you…my love"
Oscar said, as he hugged Artemis and kissed in his lips, Artemis eventually
opened his mouth letting Oscar's tounge to play with his. Oscar then went
south, caressing all of Artemis's parts along the way with his tounge. He
didn't care for his fur.And reached his little dick,caressing it with his
fingers, and licking it as if it was a clit. Artemis moaned silently with
his eyes closed, as Oscar continued. Oscar looked the expression on
Artemis's face and said "Artemis, you feel good, don't you?" Artemis was
grabbing the bed with his nails, it was too much pleasure for him
"AHH!…..Please….don't stop….AHH!" Oscar's fingers replaced his
tounge,and it went licking it's way up, to his stomach, his chest, his
chin, and again to his mouth, they locked tounges again,as Oscar's fingers
continued to stroke artemis's dick, they parted tounges "AHH….That's
it….OHH" Artemis said. Oscar again went south, but this time he began
licking Artemis's dick like if it was a
nipple."AHH…Please….don't….UHH…do that…AHH"Artemis said, feeling
a little embarrased.Oscar still stroking his dick said"Why not?don't you
feel good?". Artemis said
"Yes…AHH…but….it's…embarrasing…UHH".Oscar kept sucking on
Artemis's dick,as Artemis moaned louder, suddenly Artemis climaxed,letting
out a part of his load in Oscar's mouth. Artemis saw Oscar's face and
noticed the cum, "Oh,sorry Oscar, i just lost control" Oscar looked him
with a smile "It's ok. Artemis, it's good to release it" he giggled and
then, plunged his finger on Artemis's little hole

"AAHHH!!!UHHHH!UUUMMM!!Yesss!"Artemis said, as his body was convulsioned by
the motion of Oscar's finger, Artemis had tears in his eyes, he was
enjoying it but it was painfull. Oscar pulled his finger out of Artemis's
little hole,and then Artemis said "It's my turn now" Artemis began licking
Oscar's big dick, ,and began giving him a blow job, Oscar tought "Wow, i've
never seen a blow job this fast!" and said "AHH,OHH,YES,you make it good"
Artemis smiled, as he continued, he then went his down, licking his way to
Oscar's inner thighs. Oscar began breathing Quicker as Artemis's tounge got
closer to his pink, swollen slit, now damped and wet from his love juices,
Artemis then smiled as he reached his pussy, licking his clit in little
circles, his tounge and chin were being soaked by Oscar's love juices.
Oscar started to spasm, and his back arched up making his firm ass up bed,
Artemis, with his paws opened Oscar's pussy lips, and now, Artemis's tounge
darted in and out of Oscar's love hole. Artemis wanted to plunge into him
here and there,but, alas, he was to small, even tough he had a big member
for a cat, but just like Oscar could read the toughts of cats, said
"Don't…AHH…worry Artemis..UHH…fuck me…AHH…please"he begged,
Artemis gladly accepted, and trusted his little dick inside him, waving it
across Oscar's inner walls. Oscar began to sweat like hell, and artemis, a
little frustrated about his size, plunged his paws into him.Oscar feeling
this, yelled "AAAHHHH!!!YESSSS,UUUHHHMM" gasping for air, as an inmense
wave of pleasure ripped him. Artemis slowly moved his paws in and out from
Oscar's slick love hole, bringing out more pre-cum, as Oscar got more
excited,suddenly Oscar began stroking his own cock,Artemis saw this and
took his paws out from Oscar's love hole.Artemis then grabbed-stroke
Oscar's dick with his slippery paws,pumping Oscar's dick and putting it
into his mouth. Oscar started fingering himself, his pussy easily accepted
his first 2 fingers and eventually trusted another 3, Oscar pulled out a
puddle of cum, and said to Artemis "Here artemis" Artemis licked the cum
out of Oscar's fingers, retained it in his mouth, and went to Oscar's face,
again they locked tounges, Artemis let out the cum from his mouth and into
Oscar's mouth,they enjoyed the sweet flavor of the cum in their kiss.
Artemis then returned to Oscar's crotch sucking on Oscar's dick,Oscar
continued fingering himself as well, as Artemis pumped his dick over
Oscar's tight pussy. Artemis then, straighten up his tail and entered the
driping love hole with it, pumping it slowly making Oscar spasm even
more.in one final trusth Artemis pumped all of his load over Oscar's tight
pussy. The feeling of him spraying over his pussy, made Oscar go over the
edge,he reached his fisrt orgasm,he grabbed the bed desesperately as he
lost control, as his dick let out a high amount of sperm making Artemis
feel what Oscar feelt,his cunt letting a great amount of cum,soaking the
bed sheets and his lover's tail,and his cunt seized his fingers and Artemis
pumping tail,he shoved even more deeply his fingers making a second orgasm
hit him ,Artemis teased his clit as the last wave of pleasure runned by
Oscar's sapmed body.he took out his fingers, enjoying the taste of his
first cum, Artemis as well licked his paws, Artemis laid on him, flat on
his stomach, tail out of his pussy,and said "OHH….Oscar…umm…i've
never felt so satisfyed…." Oscar said exhausted "Thank you my love" they
laid in the bed for about 18 min. and dose off to sleep. The next
day…Oscar woke up and didn't saw Artemis anywhere,he grew concerned,
"Artemis!?" he shouted to see if he was around, he looked everywhere, but
only found a note that said

"Dear Oscar=I went over to Minako's house to talk about what just happened
between you and me, i'll be all right, i'll return for about 10:00am. Love
you Artemis

It was 9:35am. when Artemis returned, Oscar asked him "Soo, how did every
thing went?" Artemis responded "Well…it was hard to Minako and the others
tho admit, that i was in love with a hermaphrodite, but they at the end
understood.even Luna" Artemis sighed . Oscar said "Well,i'll protect you in
every battle you go with the sailor scouts" Artemis looked happy to hear
that "Thanks Oscar,You're indeed a great person….and boyfriend" Oscar
replied "Right" and they went to the kitchen to eat…..

THE END…..FOR NOW

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I admit it's no "Cloud Mows The Lawn," but I think it has its charm.

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Oh my dear sweet user you ain't seen nothin' yet.

Degeneracy is not a virtue, my disturbed user.

Yeah well it definitely ain't no "One Day Mario Woke Up", so it's trash.

Degeneracy also isn't a meme for you to be slinging, reddit.

is it possible to ban everyone in the world?
from life?
with a gun?

Actually, scratch that, just kill the fucks who made the shit in this webm.

I didn't know we were on tumblr

You don't argue with those ID and dub digits, user

Perhaps you are the triggered one?

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I've just been hit by a wave of nostalgia.

It's a good thing that I phase out walls of text, or i'd have read what that was.

I don't think reading it is a good idea.

You have good insight.

For what purpose?

They thought they could harness Christ-chan's appeal

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fetishes

wew

Why don't you just ban good things and get it over with?

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I want to bless chrits chan with my seed of life.

What happened to your infatuation with Erin?

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Noseless cyclops muslim porn made in Japan, no less

It's not the same after that one tumblrcunt did some comics in which I couldn't fuck Erin

Perhaps you should care less about appearances and invest more into meaningful relationships.

You know, true love? It's not dead you know

An excess of hair does not a real one eyed giant make, mate.

post source you faggot

here you go fam
>>>/suicide/

reverse image search, you fucking newfag

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kill yourself

see

You know these people are assholes
You should repent your sinful ways

Hair doesn't completely block out anything underneath it, unless it's absolutely thick as hell, and even then it usually moves around. It was absolutely QUALITY too. I have a suggestion: try helium.

speaking of haram, guess what's on the front page of /d/? Muslims. Muslims are on the front page of /d/. Muslims with really big filesizes.

Also dicks

and gay shit

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but then again, that's like saying water's wet

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Pretty shit taste user

He also claimed that he cured his autism

no really, end your life

I probably could've done this in less posts, but I assumed the original poster was doing as many images as possible per post. This assumption was wrong.

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trying too hard

It's like fucking something from Jacob's Ladder, hell no.

I'm sure I've been here longer than you, faggot.


Oh the irony

and you can't even reverse image search?
next thing you tell me you're a linux master mind and an epic Holla Forums hacker

trying too hard

Please tell us of the old days, you enlightened oldfag :^)

see


ebin projection

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Oh so we burd pastan now?

you got me, you must be either pretending or you really are this retarded

I'll be honest, I don't have enough birbs to keep this up.

Saved, your turn

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ok

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One day your children will see your posts and the edge will make them cry

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I'm running out of webums

oh no

Oh hey mr oldfag

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Cloaca

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Who would've thought CWC would end up doing this kind of shit. I mean it was obvious since day one that he's in the deepest corners of the closet, but still. What a ride

.. this thread is making me seriously consider getting a bird.

sup mang how you doin

stay mad

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If this wasn't so horrible, I'd laugh.

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We should try to keep this Holla Forums or lol thread related, in any case.

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i was about to scream GRAND DAD

Oh right, I guess i'll get back to the real meat of this thread.

get out of here meme parasite

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…. do people still play the first payday?

kinda touche

yes.
like 3 people.

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ALRIGHT Holla Forums REACH FOR THE SKY!
I'M MAKING A WITHDRAWAL!

you've got the wrong place, pal

PREPARE TO BE HALFSWORDED

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Post the fucking swf instead of wasting bandwidth.


Slice me in half, daddy. Dig your sword inside me to the HILT.

Praise Allah!
Peace be upon him!

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It would be extremely painful

Uh, you're a little late to the party, pal.

but do they deserve to die?

Only when they have my permission

Listen

Is that fucking chespirito?


why is this hot, ugh.

Oh, they have just as much appeal, christcuck.

Do you have any boys?

Where do you get your good stuff?


For you!~

You're too late, saracen
>>>/islam/

NEED SOURCE NOW
IT IS A MATTER OF UTMOST IMPORTANCE

Check out the newfags holy hell


forgot to spoiler lol

I tip my fedora to you as well, good sir.

Adieu, oh enlightened sire!

knowyourmeme.com/users/phantom02/photos

There's no more, but the artist posts on Know Your Meme (really)

no you didn't

Surprised how many anons here are not Islamic. Mohammad himself fucked little boys.

I had sex with a 13 year old
he had a bigger dick than me

Fug
I saw KYM in the google image search and ignored. Does he really post on KYM? The fuck?

Now might be a good time to repent, sodomite.

Kill yourself. x D

Don't know if anyone cares, but since I can no longer dump porn the vanilla folder is in the vola under "h.zip". not much added to it if you already have it I'm afraid.

What exactly is going on here?

Thanks, man.

Roblox has a problem with "online daters" meaning that on Roleplay servers and even on non-Roleplay servers, underage kids want to fuck their blocky online gf.
I'm surprised that it's 10 years old and STILL going.

VIDEOGAMES

And how old were you when this happened user?


It's only gay if there's DiBing going on.

17 1/2

That's a lie and you know it user.

>>>/islam/

Also

It's just like my Japanese Doujins!

No, that's Chavelo he is the host of a contest show.
Chespirito is dead btw

In a cruel irony, he looked somewhat similar, except his hair was a darker blonde. His cheeks were slightly less puffed too.

So the rumors are finally true.
Damn, I would have loved to hear him voice Monokuma in the Spanish version of Danganronpa.

That would be a been cash.
You wanna know the worst part, his original VA has Dementia.

Yes, Nobuyo the voice of Doraemon has Dementia

I want to fuck white korra

i know those eyebrows

I see you are a man of taste.

as are you

he WAS the host

Has this thread been shadow anchored or something? I noticed we haven't been bumped.

you have to be 18 to post on Holla Forums

well its an lol thread after all
someone post vanilla lewds, the vols are asleep

You mean bumplock, and maybe. There's definitely been some issues with updating threads not updating page count, but considering the webm thread also is in this state, it could be a janitor with an ax to grind.

Also someone posted another lol thread that's being bumped, so it could be that we've been pre emptively consigned to the depths of hades, also known as page 16.

man that gas station thing looks so cozy

Well we are anchored…and I have been collecting…Hope I don't get banned for too long.

There's the word.

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looks that way, blame the shitty op

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Also now the OP of the other thread is shit talking us. It may be what happened is someone's using Mark's post on Undertale generals as a justification to bumplock shit they don't like. (I don't have the image myself, but the important part is a declaration that off topic posts in a general is grounds for bumplocking the thread.)

Jokes on them, they don't get vanilla.

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I really should go to bed soon.

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It's haram,
but I'll allow it.

doing gods work user!

May as well post a classic.

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If you'd be so kind, would you provide a link for both archives? I already downloaded the entire thread, and don't want to make copies, nor want to save one each.

Well if you like what you see, I do have my collection in the vola. It's under "h.zip".

One more then I'm off to bed. I'm not some kind of NEET you know.

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this ones hard to wank to know cuz it reminds me of a girl i tried to date

now i'm wary of anyone who wears punk fashion

Night Holla Forums.

pls don't ban me

Sure! Link me that shit, por favor!

volafile.io/r/HF33Go
That's the Holla Forums vola. You will have to look for it yourself because I don't know how to direct link the vola. I know there's a way…

Hey!!!! Thanks pally old pal

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aniconism_in_Islam

Islam bans the creation of images of sentient beings. Imageboards are haram as fuck.

I don't even read these for the porn anymore.

I thought the first one was a joke, I liked it.

So did aristotle, and I don't see anyone studying astronomy

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I know right? It's cute.
CUTE

Fuck, user. Now I'm curious.

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obligatory

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Did the janitor deleted some loli? When will this faggotery end?

That bird looks to fucking old. It was probably close to death at the time this video was taken. It's undoubtedly dead now.

;_;

Needs updating with Mirror's Edge Catalyst. All Star Wars has been shit for years, The diarrhea of episode VII only brings fresh stench.