What are your guilty vidya faps?

What are your guilty vidya faps?

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Dead men don't get erections, fagboi

sonic characters

???

not vidya, but here we go

Pic not related, right OP?

Actually hanged men have been recorded to get erections after death, from the blood pooling in the lower half of the body.

Still a really fucking gay fantasy though.

volf is sexy, although maybe not the guiltiest

A lot of the time it's just vidya characters that look so different from the source material, it might as well be OC.

I used to like one of the Fire Emblem characters when I was younger. GBA era.


Seriously if you take 90% of furry, and turned into into animu people, it'd be great. Furry artists draw great sluts.

Gay as in "That's gay~ :3c" or "kys fam"

I'm not gay but I've fapped to pounding Link, as well as the Persona 3 and 4 protags, getting double teamed by Dante and Virgil, being stretched out by Ganon's giant green cock, getting ganbanged by the whole male streetfighter cast, and I've fapped to this guy too.

No homo.

Not fanart of this girl, this exact sprite.

Boner stop.

Even Rufus=

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Resident Evil got me into vore, and boy is it a shit fetish to have

you're forgetting something very important here

Actually no, Honda, Dhalsim, Hakan, and Blanka are also out of the picture, Balrog too. Absolutely everyone else is fine.

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FOOLISH SAM OO RAI WARRIAH

So Birdy, Q, Bruno, Necalli, Sodom, Edi. E and Darun are fine?

Oh no, now I remember.
I used one of the Soul Calibur game character creators to change the clothes of the female characters to black. I jacked it not to my imagination or hentai, but something actually in vidya.

I masturbated to barneyfag porn once
I was not happy with it
they were humanoid and I fapped more to the idea
but I am not happy with it

My sister had a anime drawing book that I'd use to fap, this was a long time ago and I just remembered.

Please not those awful western made ones that were off model

Recent one. Not really guilty, more like spontaneous and unexpected, it just kinda happened.

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They were.

I know that feel, I fapped to the swimmer girl…and Cynthia sprite.

How could you not.

"guilty faps"

what a fag, get a real woman

Gay as in kill yourself.

"What are we going to do on the canvas Oniichan?"

Her fucking voice man

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Why do the gooks always draw circumcised dicks?

They seem to have an epidemic of excessively tight/long foreskin that requires medical circumcision rather than jew-mutilation.
Still only like 25% of their country or something.

Simple, it's easier.

Oh god, I was going to tease you, but I just remembered
Took a very brief stint trying to draw. Did anime faces one day. Didn't even look good, straight on profile, etc.
I drew it with an ahegao face.
My dick twitched
Noped hard and threw it in the bin

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Please tease me~

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I have a debilitating lolicon/shotacon fetish
This personally inhibits me from masturbating to anything but the weirdest most forbidden shit imaginable, I have an exhentai favorites gallery i've exclusively dumped this genre into and its my only gallery.

Someone help

When I first saw this scene in theaters back in 1997: I popped a boner at the very moment when Boba Fett fell into the Sarlaac. I bought a copy of Super Return of the Jedi to see if I could fight Boba Fett and hoped there would be animation of him falling into the Sarlaac with his scream playing in digitized form. Needless to say, I got blue balls when this didn't happen.

Help yourself

I'm not gay

it's post like these that make me glad that my fetish is merely weird.

oh nice
nevermind

Dude, that's the faggot guy from Earthbound
Maybe if you PLAYED GAMES AND LURKED MORE you would recognize him

Artillery in Napoleon Total War.

i haven't played earthbound so i didn't lurk earthbound threads. didn't really look like my cup of tea but now i look like an idiot so i deserved it

I think you are

You are incredibly gay

I don't feel guilty about it at all but I used to fantasize about Quistis keeping me after class as a lewd detention.
Female teacher-male student ss is still a great fap.

I do not feel as guilty as I should.

There's nothing wrong with liking male anatomy, penises are very beautiful, but I'm not gay.

I fapped once and it was awful.

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Nothing shameful about that.

You shall burn in the fires, sodomite.

Actually fuck it, I'm not guilty.

i used to feel guilty every time after fapping

when that goes away its a bad sign, means you got addicted to this shit so much your morals changed

normal healthy dudes with a chance of being happy in this life can turn into miserable mental ill gays retards because of porn, you kids were warned

The level itself?

the dick to vagina ratio is fair play here

I never had fap guilt as many people have. It's a natural bodily function. As long as it doesn't affect your daily life then its not an addiction.

Absolute shit taste.

I regularly fap to Young Link. But I usually imagine him getting age regressed to 6-8 and monsters having their way with him

futa on female is just passable, anything else is too much

Don't open this then

You've made this exact thread before OP.

Vidya related maybe?

Pokemon fucking female trainers.
Nothing else, because I'm not gay fam.

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Sorry for the delay, Nep General regulars.

It's almost the same pose, too.
She just looks so cute and happy and it feels like you'd be able to see right up her skirt if it wasn't cramped on a GBA screen.

I can get off to pretty much anything, but it depends on when the last time I fapped was. The longer I go without fapping, the more things start to look sexy.

All of them.

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Oh yeah, you have plenty to be ashamed of.

What a crappy way to go. Also, that is an oddly specific erection.


In terms of looks he's pretty good, I suppose.


I love Harry Partridge's work

Prime 1's Dirty Blonde non-anime samus. I love musclegirls

This is a thing?

No it isn't. If anything it means that you are so insecure closet homo that the sight of heterosexual sex that you cant handle seeing a guy fuck a girl unless said guy has tits. Either that or you're a tranny "lesbian" who actually thinks they look anything like that.

Theres a reason why futa+female is one of the most popular fetishes on tumblr.

Maybe Skullgirls since its not a very good game.

nigga slow down, i primarily wank it to fucking vanilla, but if the art is decent i can deal with futa on female. its by no means my preferred method but if they don't go overboard its kinda like watching lesbos fuck with a strapon which is sometimes what i wanna see

I need a source on that image, user

Sure, where is she?

No you don't.

Go away

nhentai.net/g/92481/

since crops tend to not work well in reverse search, i'll give you the benefit of the doubt and assume you tried already

ITS FUCKING QUALITY STUFF

Kill yourself, Lightningfag.

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Ken Penders

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK

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I did try, thanks mang

I didn't know that you could rape a pencil.

cuck

cuck

cuck

P R O J E C T I O N

Lightning is what killed the FF franchise.
Shame too, the concept seemed interesting until she showed up.

Also, can't believe the fucking director fell in love with her. Idiot.

FF was shit before, stop being reddit cancer. She gave it a decent aesthetic and some waifus.

Grigori.
I'm not even gay, but fuck man. Sexy dragon ass.

I'd say you're the cuck, considering Toriyama is plowing your waifu in the ass every night.

She ruined it, you deluded pozzed son of a bitch.
I hope you're trolling, if not, then you really need to drink bleach.

Except when you fap to porn, you are usually self-inserting to get off. So when you fap to male-on-female porn, you are usually placing yourself in the position of the male. Who the fuck are you putting yourself in the position of when looking at futa-on-female? Either A. You're a degenerate tranny or B. You are a cuckold getting off to WATCHING a woman get railed by a tranny,

Not really shameful

Nigga I don't self insert. Not everyone does. I just jack off to two people fuck.

Dude you don't even know the definition of that word.

wew

how's your wife's kids doing?

Just fucking die.

I'd get rescued by Leon any day

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It's still gay, though. Female dragons are wonderful, but that doesn't make wanting the [admittedly awesome] male dragon D less faggoty.

try again cuckold

Continue showing how worthless you and your cancerous shit really are.

Shut the hell up.

Retards will destroy their own arguments.

Someone please chainsaw this thing and make it shut up.

Any game that lets you mutilate peoples bodies.
Im not a gorefag.

But every once in a while a game will come along that lets you really get bloody with a body and I'll jack off to it.

easy as fuck to trigger someone who bought this hard into the "muh classic childhood vidya!!!!" meme

DD:DA satisfies all ends of my taste range.
Sexiest vidya dragon, brown qt in plate armour, magic lolis, everything.
Grigori was the best though.

You're a retarded hypocritical fanboy and the fact you think everything was shit before muh Lightning only reinforces that your opinion is worthless and you're the braindead piece of shit that spawned it.

Someone kill it.

But user, Lightning's been in Final Fantasy since FF7!

French brown qt, no less.
I just wish I could encourage her more on the whole knight whatnot.
Stupid mute character can't say a word. Nearly got executed by the duke thanks to that. Couldn't explain "No, really, I don't actually care about this chick. I thought there was a quest. You went nuts, so I tried to stop you!"

But, yeah, grigori is best dragon yet.

Sure thing buddy, I'm not gay but I really love dick so we're kind of the same knowhatimsayin?

hey man dont get so hostile, ive said multiple times already that the games are still shit regardless of her being in them, just gives me something to look at

quit being a salty bitch reddit, your hillary-tier "delet ur account" autism when faced with a differing opinion is laughable

whewlad youre talking personality

not an argument

>he bought three games because he wanted to fuck the protag
Literal cuckold.

shame is something only insecure people should feel

Im really not a gorefag though.

I tried gore hentai and it just didn't do it for me.

Although, there was this one time, but its not vidya related, so its not worth mentioning.

okay then friendo

Imagine, a future where we have star trek holodecks and all we have to do is insert a game to play in them, with a cast of colorful characters

Then, the ancestors of the glorious elder scrolls modders make it possible to fuck them during gameplay with out of character dialogue using easily installed mods from the mentalnet

It's glorious

making no sense here fam

I want you to die.


I told you to shut up because you're full of shit and don't know shit either when you obnoxiously claim everyone self-inserts as fact. Kill yourself.

I can't wait.
Although, that thing glitched up all the fucking time, so you may get killed as your WWI simulator goes realistic.

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get a load of this cuck

Those were screw ups made for plot reasons, but yes, it would be possible to get dangerous in there.

If I were the designer, I'd have it connected to a 1 or 2 hour power source which shut off after no input computer command from the player, rather then character interaction.

There'd be a field force limit that would be outright unable to kill the occupant, not even to bruise. You'd still be able to do the "important" stuff, and there's no risk of harm.

You still run the risk of "death by papercuts", but fair enough, seems sensible.
Only issue I can see is for some reason the power getting some kind of massive boost what increases the field force limit.
But, that can be limited by simply having relatively small field generators.

Personally, I am more a fan of brainspike nerve systems, myself. A little more invasive, a lot more dangerous, but much more straight forward.

I bet you don't even love Lightning! You've been playing us this whole time because you just like to make people angry on imageboards!

Idk about all that. I own a few vinyl and drive manual, that's about it
…how exactly? I'm just calling FF shit and you a faggot for being this butthurt about it. You keep repeating "die" for simply calling a series shit
i didn't even have an argument in the first place. I said FF is a shit series and it got an aesthetic facelift with some good looking waifus in it.

watch your kidneys fam, that salt cant be good

thats right nigga

shes the only decent vidya waifu i can think of, really.

I'd probably lose my dick, if not my life.

I want Freedom to leave.

No, you called us all cucks like a retard and continue to do so for daring to insult your shit and you responded like a little hipster bitch by shitting on everything up to the shit's shit games in true Holla Forums retard fashion. You also have no argument for spewing cuck whatsoever and think you look like anything less than a complete retard.


Because you don't know shit, just like everyone has pointed out and you've worthlessly spewed more shit at in every pathetic response.

Fucking garbage hotpockets.

Keep crying cuckold futafaggot

Fug off

No, shame is something any well adjusted person should feel when doing or thinking something he knows is wrong. Where retards like you and healthy individuals diverge is that you overcome this feeling by taking the easy path and defining whatever it is you like as right, instead of correcting your aberrant behavior and thought processes, which would requires introspection, discipline and effort. You are a shrine to your own laziness, with a warped mind and body.

no, i was just calling you cucks to shitpost tbh. Your first time here? think I was gonna waste my time defending a waifu, fam? Seems like you're talking a casual thread seriously
What is this hipster bitch meme? At least cuck can be misused, hipster just doesn't make sense. Plenty of people like Lightning, I'm hardly a minority.
so not only do you believe the reddit meme that FF is good, but you also refer to Holla Forums as if we're some asshole group that you're not a part of. Hmm, how (((suspect))).
I already told you I had no argument, I just wanted to piss people off. Thanks for helping me on that one. Cuck was also no ad hominem attack, I was just calling you a cuck because I felt like it.
Are you actually trying to get into a debate as to who the best vidya waifu is, fam? You're actually taking this casual thread seriously? Save your energy, christ.
Really? I thought people were just responding with generic statements because they understood I was shitposting. Something you have yet to pick up on.
stillll not picking up on the fact that I'm shitposting
go back to cuckchan if you don't understand what freedom of speech is. I'm staying on topic and posting no illegal content or unspoilered porn, which means no ban. You're making it pretty clear you're not from here right now, man.

leave him alone at this point, dude is actually upset right now smh

Vasilev, please

I don't understand the hate. Many, many faps. Is it the best? No, but fuck if it doesn't get the job done.

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In the vast majority of cases, and also the specific case responded to. Sage for not an argument.

He's hit or miss for me, and by far mostly miss. There are some decent ones, but even then there's just something off-putting about his style.
I don't ever really feel shame over what I fap to, but if there is one artist I can say I feel ashamed for fapping to, it would be zp92. I feel like I should dislike his artstyle a great deal but I just don't. It doesn't help me any that he's not just black, but a dumb nigger.

I really don't think it's honest to be as black and white as you're painting it.

Sage for same reason

this projection is very spooky

I sometimes try to decide which of the two actors I'd rather switch places with. I'm at least a little gay, but that just broadens my horizons.

Actually they do, a post mortem boner is pretty common, something about how the blood going in your lower half.
But at the same time you better be into scat because most people shit themselves after death as the anus relaxes and lets all the shit out.

Actually, it is an argument, you just don't understand the futility of justification because you're a basic bitch.

What a shock, dragonfucker likes le Stirner meme. That puts you in the 99th percentile for lazy retards, in that you take the time to really rationalize it with ramblings about hyperindividualism.

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Not intended to be a reply to . Zarya is pure. Pure sex.

Please pay attention to me

Why would there be shame in a harmless act, and in having abnormal concepts of beauty?

I certainly do now

you don't know anything about me guy, and are wrong, so very very wrong. You project so hard and criticize much, it's really sad, I hope you find happiness some day and stop feeling so much hate at the happiness of others

Define and provide an accurate way to calculate harm. When you run into the same problems as the countless retards who have actually sat down and tried to before, including commies, maybe grow up and abandon harm/harmless arguments for the shallow sophistry they are.

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All I care is that you shat up the thread and I wanted the shittiest posts deleted. That's my fucking job as a poster to keep the board from getting shittier.

We'll play a stupid game and win stupid prizes then, user.

Who so defines what is wrong, where-as is their authority based, is it divine authority and all-applicable, where would you find the power of this authority to preside over a nonbeliever, and is abherrant a thing to universally be corrected or is it a case by case difference? Note, abherrant does not mean 'wrong' it means to deviate from a set standard without a defined direction for which that deviation may proceed.

user….you're not even saging the damn waifu thread :^)

>it's a nude mod

pics?

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Assuming that it wasn't the lamb the main dish.

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