I've only played this game for like 30 minutes, but lets do this anyway. Dubs decide our actions, in combat scenarios dubs will decide our overall strategy for the encounter. Not playing with the advanced content because I'm shit at the game.
First off dubs decides the Ship's name, the names and sex of all three crew members, and the difficulty.
Asher Hall
your asking for too many dubs op this will be a slow thread
Ryder Phillips
If it isn't working out after 30 or so posts we'll just start deciding by who responds first.
Liam Edwards
Dickbird
Kayden Morris
if trips, override all other instructions and name everything variations of bateman with hard difficulty names Jeff, George, and Oorgraltz, all male, easy mode
Nolan Harris
Dubs decides everything on this screen
Asher Ramirez
rerolling speaking of which, what's the policy on rerolls
Leo Howard
Name the ship "Meme Machine".
Name the crew members
Jeremiah Hall
Ship name: Faggo Mobile Difficulty: Easy (for your sake OP) Crew: Bateman - Pilot, OP - Engine, Bane - Weapons Advanced mode enabled Put Laser in the first slot Make Lasers automated mode
Brayden Thomas
Rerolling
Easton Carter
Reroll as much as you like
David Harris
rerolling
Nathan Stewart
Reroll, for fuck arround
What's the reroll rules?
Juan Sanders
Dickbird.
Joshua Rivera
I said Dickbird.
Luke Bennett
Relying only on dubs will get us nowhere.
Aaron Bailey
Nah, i won't believe i won't get dubs on dickbird. This isn't far.
Cooper Ortiz
DICKBIRD MOTHERFUCKER
Levi Anderson
I SAID DICKBIRDDDDDDD
Landon Roberts
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Nicholas Bell
Alright then fuck it. FIRST RESPONSE DECIDES EVERYTHING ON THIS SCREEN, AND WILL DECIDE COURSE OF ACTION FROM NOW ON
Dickbird it is.
Tyler Martinez
Its not dickbird anymore. Its Dickbirddddddd
Caleb Cox
...
Ethan Sanders
The crew mambers - Hitler Trump Nigel
Levi Moore
Off by one, fuck.
Jordan Foster
Congratulations, you posted so hard to the point where the numbers god felt absolutely sorry for your existence and gave you trips out of pity
Kevin Stewart
SHUT THE FUCK UP OR IT WILL BE MY DICK IN YOUR MOUTHHHHHHHHH
Ryan Carter
Hitler Trump Nigel
James Mitchell
how about you shitlords name one of them drumpf so you can post stupid memes
Cooper Gray
First reply decides difficulty
Landon Nguyen
The crew members: POL VIDYA LEFTYPOL
Aaron Hernandez
Trump nigel pepe
Jace Perez
CIA, Dr. Pavel, Bane
Ayden Mitchell
Trump nigel hitler
Isaac Cook
YES
Grayson Edwards
...
Levi Bell
normal
Austin Edwards
Hard
Landon Hill
Oh look you fucked! OP doesn1t care about dubs anymore :-)
Eli Cooper
I am retarded.
Evan Gomez
1 or 2?
Luke Perez
3
Landon Harris
1
Gabriel Walker
1
Nolan Ward
First reply outlines the entire strategy for the fight, will post again if something eventful happens.
Jonathan Lopez
Don't do anything, let them destroy you.
Jordan Hill
Use artemis it's not masculine
Mason Morgan
Now wasting all missiles on first fight, thanks Holla Forums
Daniel Peterson
Keep weapons and engines damaged. Do not use Artemis unless you start missing a lot.
Camden Turner
All our fire from Artemis has missed and they've taken out our oxygen system, first reply decides next course of action.
Luis Robinson
kill spurdo
Dominic Miller
It shall be done.
Aiden Scott
Spurdo is suffocating in the air lock and our lasers are aimed at their cloaking device.
Nathan Cook
Vent all oxygen in non-functional rooms and fire the artemis some more
Jace Parker
use your mic and tell it to surrender
Justin Butler
The artemis continues to miss and Spurdo is near death
Zachary Gray
Continue to remove air and pose as another auto-scout.
Josiah Rodriguez
Spurdo is dead, the Artemis finally hit and the oxygen is working again.
Charles Bennett
WOAH WOAH WE DON'T NEED AIR WHERE WE'RE GOING
Bentley Jackson
The airlocks are open once again, only dubs can save Pepe and Wojack!
Austin Wright
Close airlock
James Gutierrez
Fire on the engines and control, let these two derelicts float forever as a sign of eternal friendship
Asher Turner
The airlock is closed, but will Wojack make it? Also the enemy is dead.
Joseph Long
NO OUR AUTOSCOUT BUDDY
Leo Nguyen
He didn't breathe so good!
Ayden Sanders
Just as planned
We must push on!
May kek have mercy on pepe!
Alexander Green
Get Pepe a wife named Heqet
Christopher Miller
What do we do before our next jump?
Robert Moore
peepee poopoo
Liam Thomas
repair shit
Ryder Hernandez
There can be no peepee poopoo without Wojack
Dylan Nguyen
well wheres his corpse then
Leo Wilson
Alright, everything is repaired, should we repair pepe too or just jump?
Jace Anderson
don't ask nobrainer questions, geeze
Cooper Bell
Okay. There will be no medical treatment for pepe, broken and bruised he returns to the pilot seat. Where does he go?
Jordan Cook
my fucking sides
Tyler Baker
Go top
Dominic Cox
I think Pepe fucked up. First reply decides his strategy.
Joshua James
go for shields
Jace Robinson
Head to the galactic anus
Brayden Bailey
shoot em
Gabriel Wood
Teleport pepe into their ship and join their crew
Caleb Morales
All missiles have missed, only one is left.
Parker Flores
use lasers
Dominic Clark
Our engines and oxygen are down, the engine room is on fire. Their shields are blocking our missiles and the laser won't do shit.
Joseph Turner
Put out fire.
Ryder Adams
put out fire repair shields first then the rest of the shit then heal pepe
Alexander Wood
Shields are up, but it doesn't look like we can possibly make it.
Lucas Perry
keep firing lasers at their weapons
Mason Collins
Just open the air lock and let pepe drink that cyanide and restart.
William Scott
Doors are down, so he'll burn to death instead.
Wyatt Sanders
sheeit looks like pepe is rip i didnt know he had 0 oxygen
Dylan Martinez
Open all the airlocks and doors
Tyler Thomas
He surfifed
John Powell
repair o2 and open all airlocks except o2s while you do it
Elijah Howard
Kek has granted Pepe victory in battle. What now?
Cooper Brooks
Doing this.
Chase Scott
keep shooting their weapons!!!
Mason Wright
Repair oxygen first.
Joshua Jones
Pepe died on the way to repair the Oxygen system. The meme team didn't fly so good.
Carter Perry
Rip pepe
Luke Smith
Rip pepe he died young.
Angel Bennett
RIP in pepperoni
Lincoln Murphy
Will we see pepe ever again?
William Reyes
this is so comfy.
Landon Watson
holy shit thats great
Connor Adams
nigger this isn't cuckchan, this board doesn't move fast enough for that shit. good on you for trying to get us involved but that's not the way to do it