Overwatch

Overwatch general, all topics allowed.
New map and hero hype?

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Kill yourself

This, fucking Splatoon requires more skill to play then overweight.

Why the fuck is there so much CC in online shoter game, and not just CC too many abilites take control away from player and can't be stoped until you finished animation

This is now a dubs thread.

I would like to see you climb the competetive ladder

Die

we got an overwatch thread already

report and move on.

Also it might be worth changing the name on that topic to make it easier to find.

It's not worth even trying when your success depends on people you don't know.

haha no

It could be done after you get past rank 50. Befor that you get soldiers who cant move and shoot same time, bad tanks and no support.

im not going through every fuck thread if i cant find it by search then it doesnt exist.

Also, that thread is not a general

Being an avid player of both, this statement is objectively false.

Also both fucking games are team based shooters, of course individual skill isn't the focus, but your team is only as good as the weakest link.

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Cost of Opportunity.
In some cases also just plain old execution delay, which is a related but separate aspect.

It makes for a more significant decision when using an ability takes away your ability to perform other actions.
It also technically takes more skill to execute an ability when the action takes some time to complete, during which you have to, say, continuously adjust our aim.

I'd rather just play a deathmatch fps like UT99.
Relying on others is shit.

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*competitive

I'd much rather play CS:GO, which while admittedly is full of children is 100% possible to beat using raw skill and twitch reactions.


not nearly as cancer as Pixar: The Game

Let's try that again

People didn't believe me when I said it was the new LoL

You guys are trying too hard to fit in


Nice

there already is another overwatch thread tho?

most multiplayer games nowaday have a high dependence on your teammates. Maybe in overwatch having a bad teammate has a bigger effect on the team since all roles are high impact.

Since you are the only constant factor in every single game you play, you will after 200-300 games be at your appropriate skill rating. This is how every elo system works.

statistically, if you dont afk you have 5 players on your team that might afk and 6 players on the enemy team that will. Do the math.

csgo is boring as shit and full of cheaters.

That's why I don't play those ones.

So why are you in this thread?

yeah, well, no one is forcing you to.
You are probably the type of person that blames his every game. If you git gud, you will climb.

He says while guzzling jewzard cum in his mouth.When you fags will understand that shitty games attract shitty people and you are the reason gaming is tumbling down?
What is the difference between you fags and people who still keep buying EA shit?

Why is anyone here instead of playing video games?


It's not fun to play with random teammates.

No, and no.

Cheaters have received a very hefty blow since you now have an option to verify your account with "Matchmaking Prime" - basically your simcard if you so desire. People end up verifying their legit main, and cheat in non-prime games.

As for it being boring - maybe if you're a low rank. You're not going to have a second to relax if you're in AT LEAST Master Guardian Elite. DMG onwards is where the actual metagame, raw skill and mindgames start.

You simply need to git gud scrub

source?

Then get some friends. If you have no friends then you have nobody to blame but yourself.

It's still full of cheaters. And I cant git gud at a game I do not play

The difference is that I don't buy anything published by EA? What kind of question is that?

It's not fun to play with friends either.
Solo FPS is best.

If after all those years on Holla Forums you have to ask this question,please,off yourself.Did people already forgot what Blizzard did?


But you support Blizzard.after all the shit they did with Diablo 3 and Anita.Are you fucking kidding me? Where all those newfags came?

Since when do you get to decide what gets talked about on Holla Forums or not?

I'm currently in a match, and I haven't encountered a cheater in 2 months. Stop pulling random baseless claims out of your rear.


For that, there is Quake - which you should go play instead of shitting on other gamemodes that you personally don't like. I play Quake every day as warmup before playing CS:GO, and I can tell you that CS:GO requires much more thought.

great shill thread

Are you talking about a game mode in particular or the whole games? Because if you are telling me that there's a smaller thought process going on in Quake MP than CSGO, I will skin you alive.

Where do you think you are?

Since this isn't a democracy you absolute newfag.
There is cancer,cancer attract idiots like you,and we get halfchan.You should understand it if this wasn't your first imageboard.Also nice to completely go around the question that Blizzard is a cancer,the same people who were all too giddy to say we were a bunch of women hating neckbeards and one of the reason we are here now.
This is one of those games and in fact there are already a bunch of you inbred here.How i wish i saved the screencap from the overwatch general,the amount of shit in there was amazing.

Why is king of the hill still forced onto me

Quake requires less conscious methodical planning, while CS requires less raw mechanical skill.

What is the new map

I wish seasons only lasted a month
It mean getting trapped in low ranking isnt as hell

All of you should fucking headbutt a sidewalk until you're dead.

"stop liking what I don't like" general

Spoken like a true tumblrite.

Stop ruining our imageboard you fucking mongrel.If you were here since september you should know what happened usually to other games like this,but since most of you are newfags or plebbitor,you can't possible know.Jesus why you people don't lurk anymore?

Blame [CURRENT YEAR] education.

it will be somekind of forest map

as for the elo reset, i think it will be some kind of soft reset, as in you play 10 games that give you a lot of rank but you lose a lot of rank when you lose matches. I could ofcourse be wrong.


kill yourself

I have only myself to blame

Should have used paypal/used your credit card you faggot

You're not skilled enough to spot cheaters.

There will always be cheaters when there's a rank/MM system. Trust me I've played MGO. All top ranks were 70% boosters/lagswitchers/56kers. I could easily beat lvl 16/17 people who were playing legit and even outsmart some of the cheaters. Didn't make it past lvl 13 since I didn't play that much, or hosted servers to try and help the community.
CSGO isn't that skilled. I know this because my friend rages at the game even when he's first place all the time(I had this same thing back in the ol' COD4/MW2), which seems to be very c

its not only that, you have to be high ranked since most cheaters will climb rather high because they are cheating

also, to add to this, things like wallhack can be impossible to detect if you are not retarded and track enemies with your crosshair while they are behind cover

How long do you guys think the lifespan of this game will be?

Maybe another 3 months?
I know blizzard dragged diablo 3s corpse along for way too long but surely they will know when to quit with this one.

shoulda posted the bingo chart. we'd get there fast in this thread

Overkiddies can't defend their game on its own merits.

The corpse is still being dragged though?

People used to accuse my friend of cheating all the time.

He couldn't even play for 5 minutes without being accused by half the server.

But I would watch him play over his shoulder so I know he wasnt cheating.
He was just Chinese. Which is kinda cheating with those slitty eyes they have. But he didnt use any hacks.

i guess? new maps are more important to me, i dont really half the maps in our selection, i feel like thats half the 'problem' with this game. though im sure any new maps will follow similar design philosophies.


it really depends on your character. i dont like that theyre trying to push the game as competitive, but you gotta admit thats how you keep a certain demographic of people interested, somehow. well its not like its a new thing, even starcraft had a ladder.


maybe so, shame it lags like hell and only matches you with japs.

Yeah I know…

I think they just dont want to let the dialbo name and IP die out. Since its so valuable.

But with this overwatch TF2 game I think they need to be honest with themselves and quit while they are behind.

overwatch is made from scrapped titan. it also sold shitloads.

They're definitely ahead at this point.

You mean this?

Are you trying to tell me that thought terminating cliche bingo pictures are a reddit thing? Seems kinda fishy to me…

Eh zenyatta nerf incoming also and possible mei buff

Defensive heroes in general just feel kinda useless, like its almost always better to pick a tank or support or even damage over desneive ones

You're right so you don't get to decide what people talk about in their own threads. Why don't you go talk about a game you don't hate and stop shitting up threads with nothing but

Jokes on all of us. Mods are worse hotpockets than halfchan and never do any actual work when they need to.

more like
it's funny cause it's all been covered weeks before your post and yet you still march in here with your head held high to give your unique, special snowflake "criticism" that in your head no one has thought of before. like, you carry yourself so proudly but your words are so empty and pointless it's hilarious. the fact that there's a bingo already made ahead of time for your "arguments" that have been covered a bunch of times already makes it even more entertaining for anyone that actually has a clue.


no, the actual ovetwatch threads bingo. i forgot to save the original

you should go back. go to the good mods, they'll take care of you properly.

Are you kidding those two characters alone get most of the kills if they aren't terrible at the game.

Why reply to goons and the poor third world money posting guy
Just report

Mark told me to report them and im telling you to do the same

Useless

Tell me when you find a place like that.

Yeah ok except for the part where bastion eats tanks and junkrat eats tracers and genjis. Both of them have great ults too.

Useless

They're already going to take care of the goddamn avatarfags in the 4 am thread. Earns them a few points in my book.

Heh, if any of you could actually argue worth a damn you wouldn't need a reddit picture to defend your game for you. Doubly funny since the only overkiddie defense of the game I've ever seen is, "Everyone on Holla Forums secretly plays it!" Don't worry, though, champ you didn't choose to be born stupid (or yesterday).

This is why you lose games to one tracer or genji.

what? zenyatta nerf? why?
for the most part i agree, although i think widowmaker and junkrat have their niches. junkrat just puts out horrendous amounts of damage if hes hitting things. by the way is it me or did they nerf the aoe on his remote bomb?
symmetra i feel is also gimped, even though shes not classified as defense. most of them have a very inflexible and even slow play style that cant take the initiative.

Ledditors made one with the most common consumer complaints about overwatch.

Its a common defense mechanism.

You don't have any actual criticism except "Stop talking about things I don't like."

Impressive.

Wish I was so shit I got matched with retards

i think after a certain skill level the junkrat vs genji matchup flips around in favor of genji mostly due to that fucking reflect. not to mention even if youre slapping genji around his ult will defeat you if he has half a brain cell.

No, no, I have been reliably informed that overkiddies have successfully repudiated all criticism against the game with brilliant defenses such as, "Stop liking what I don't like meme", "Everyone on Holla Forums secretly plays it!", "Some people in a Holla Forums steam group played Fallout 4!", and finally, "Disliking a game I like means you don't like any games at all!"

I dont do that at all
If you find either of those characters problems I understand very much why you are playing bastion an think he is op

I agree with junkrat he has damage. Pharah is still better choice

Symmetra has her niche with her TP but thats really it


Im not saying dont play these characters but for ranked id highly suggests playing the best for the job or you are no better than insta locg genjzos

You aren't going to be able to reflect bombs on the ground not to mention the traps are hell for them because it stops them from being annoying as fuck all the time.

next patch, genji will no longer be able to dash throug traps

This board has an age limit kiddo.

How fucking new are you?

since when did mods mean people who ban things i dont like?

If you don't find tracers or genjis to be annoying you must be playing against shit ones and I never said bastion is OP but he is a good character to have around as he will force the other team to either pick up a sniper or get locked the fuck down.

Since this chucklefuck got triggered by a thread about a game he doesn't like apparently.

I get it you wanna fick bastion you fat fujo cunt
He isnt good though

Why isn't he good? He locks down points if you don't just leave him undefended.

Is methodical planning all that is required for a game to be more thoughtful? Not map awareness, area control, constant movement, denying the enemy of pickups, predicting enemy positions, deliberate feints through sounds and projectiles, and so on? Sure, as a team game CSGO is more suitable over Quake, but to imply there is less going on in a Quake player's head in a split-second than a CSGO player is a flat-out lie. Just compare the behavior of a Quake pro compared to a CSGO pro.


If it were up to people like you, any threads about games you don't like and you deem cancer would be banned completely. And by what metric does one decide that? Surely banning game discussion worked out so well for other forums. It's okay to ban talking about Hatred because it is an offensive game, and it's also okay to ban talking about Overwatch because it is a shit game! Oh, and don't pull the "I'm not trying to ban discussion of this game, faggot" card on me, your actions in this thread completely contradict that notion and I sincerely doubt you'd be opposed to the idea. What else would you do against Overwatch threads, then? The report function exists for a reason. It's just that the mods aren't banning everything you don't like, it seems.

Instead you are powerless, and decide to combat the perceived cancer around you by taking matters into your own hands, hoping that these threads will die if you keep shitposting hard enough. But it's ok if YOU shitpost, because shitposting games you deem shit is entirely justified and everyone else who doesn't agree must be a shill or a retard. Overwatch threads are already doing a fine job of dying on their own, all you're doing is beating a dying horse while feeling good about yourself 'keeping the streets clean'. These threads will die with or without your contribution. If you want to feel good about yourself without deluding yourself, I suggest you go masturbate to some porn instead.


The thing is with generals is that the people who usually reside in it want to play the game. They KNOW its faults, they KNOW that it's shit or not, but they keep posting because they want to play the game regardless of whether it is shit or not. Go to any general in /vg/ and tell people not to play the game in the subject because it is shit, see what happens.

The entire reason why people visit generals is because they want to talk about and play that game. If you were to come up with some fresh criticism, nobody will care or some will nod their heads, but they will keep playing the game regardless. That doesn't mean anything you said has no point or is false, it's just that trying to convince people in a general that their game is shit is fairly pointless. If someone new were to ask whether they should be playing the game, then the regulars should be more than able to provide a decent and informed answer to that question. I don't see anyone saying that Overwatch is good, at most that it's fun or the hate is undeserved. I'm not holding anyone back from posting in this general and talking about how the game is crap (with or without having played the game), it's just that people disregarding you for doing so has more to do with the fact that they've already heard all of that shit, and hence people who try to talk shit are rarely ever taken seriously. You'd have a larger chance to convince people to stop playing a game if a recent update made it worse, but that would imply playing the game first.

If you want to convince people to not play Overwatch, then it's better to do so if people ask about it in the first place. You're not going to accomplish anything by trying to trigger everyone here.

Because he isnt mobile and easy to counter with so many heroes
He is either out in the open to take damage or woddling around trying not to take damage

That's why you don't leave him alone. If you aren't protecting the thing the entire enemy team worries about that's on you.

Even if Mercy and Reinhard are constantly babysitting his ass, he will be destroyed in mere seconds as long as the enemy flankers know remotely what they are doing.

Bastion is real hard to play against good opponents. You have to stay in recon mode a lot and only switch at key moments.

even the Holla Forums version of Holla Forums enjoys being cucked by blizzard.

makes you think, huh?

but i dont wanna babysit a dog brain robot

Instead of being useless you insist other people be useless so you dont die
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A turret that kills people in less than a second isn't useless.

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🐝

If the enemy is able to flank then you have 3 or 4 other people that aren't doing their job right.

Nice argument there nigger.

ITS EVERYONES FAULT BUT MINE

🎋

That's still not an argument.

Bastion is really good for breaking stale mates. Having trouble breaking the choke in kings row? Pick bastion and fuck up their shields. Also the fact that the enemy team will have to repick just because you pick bastion makes him really powerful.

Just dont pick him if enemy team is pharah+sniper and junkrat

bee? chili pepper? where can i download these new emojis for free?

So you basically want that the other 5 player just concentrate on protecting bastion? This can maybe work with a premade group of 6 people but never in a pub match.

🐝😂

Here I cracked these for you

If you are on defense and you should be if you are picking bastion you should already be guarding the area where he will be set up.

Im not arguing with a fujo tumblr
Go back to writing tranny junkrat fanfic 🎃🎃🐧👌🤗🦃⚰🦃🐐

In lower ranks one can dominate with bastion simply by switching to sentry and moving around after every kill or two.

Enemies will come and expect you to be where you were when you killed them. The seconds or milliseconds it takes for them to locate you again is more than enough for you to kill them. Ofcourse, against a coordinated team that uses voice chat the tanks will relay your new position to their flankers fairly quickly

Ad hom isn't an argument either.

😎

oh no, my gpu cant render these coon runes

nigger luigi?

Maybe if you spent as much time forming a coherent thought as you do shitposting you wouldn't look like a faggot whenever you try to say something.

"NAH UUHHHH"*Slurps hotpocket juice off fingers* - literally you right now

nigger luigi?

Ad hom isn't an argument.

They shouldn't though.

The key term here is "on lower ranks". I never have seen an actual productive bastion since i reached rank 50.

That's because most people don't know how to play him.

Is D.Va still secret OP?

Yea pretty much
Only morons play useless heroes in ranked and normally cost the game
I went down from 58 to 54 in just a few matches because people would pick 2 snipers or a mei and bastion and torb and we just get shick kicked by actual good team comps

I play mostly tank and support and pharah or 76 when damage is needed
If I want to play what I want ill more than happy take the loss in normal mode1

Damn that must be it 🦀

No, that's not what I said at all.

Bastion sets up in one place. Then either a Rein or Mercy provide support to it, Rein being more of a match for Bastion since he shouldnt be far from the point in the first placd, while Mercy is able to heal when needed. Then you have your secondary defenses, usually a Trobjorn, or a Symmetra if the map calls for one (like Anubis), or some sniper or Mei. Usually this role is only needed be fulfilled by one or two people, and usually they can handle any flanking paths that the Bastion cannot cover, like Hollywood's leftmost path, and the buildings on the left at Numbani. The remaining team members are a more active defense, usually attackers with a Junkrat, a Lucio sometimes, or a more offensive tank like Zarya, Roadhog, or D.Va. These people shouldn't let the enemy behind them in the first place, and if they do they need to either warn the point defense of it or go after the flanker.

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None of the heroes are useless you just need to learn how to play them.

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Keeping useless idiots alive isnt a winning strategy

That must be it 🐙

but thats exactly how you win

Whenever I see bastion nest where rein, mercy and other hitscan heroes hdie behind the shield I go reaper tp somewhere close to them then crouch behind so that they cant hear my foot steps then walk normally the last 5 meters and 2 shot + melee to bastions powercore to kill him and then phase shift straight to the bank

nigger luigi?

You make noise when you teleport so that only works if your enemies are deaf.

I fail to see how you think Rein should be used as a more active defender up on the front line, rather than focusing on the point itself, and how you think I mean that Mercy would need to babysit Bastion. If nobody lets anybody flank hard then Mercy wouldn't need to do that.

why is the indian tech support so powerful?
her ray thing is way more dangerous than the black fellow's

But these are true.

Her balls are more powerful. They phase through Rein's shield and usually knock most 200 HP characters down to half with a body shot.

Problem is she herself is slow, unable to handle close encounters, and you REALLY need to understand your turret placement and how it meshes with your team and any of their turrets works.

The point of the bingo chart is even the complaints that were legitimate (only a few were) border on nitpicking so it comes across as as pathetic if it's what is resorted to every time someone complains about Overwatch.

i teleport close to them but not close enough for them to see me. If they turn around too look for me I still buy my team time from bastion and attack hero firepower

yes, but sadly she doesnt have the mobility or survivability to make use of its very short range, having to take advantage of opponents aloofness.
if her foe just calms down and fights her instead of freaking out chances are they will kill her unless her weapon is already charged up or she plants a fireball in their mouth

reminder that overwatch is made by sjws and the director has a jewish last name
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this game is for niggaz and my niggaz only
gtfo wit your weak shit whities

Grow the fuck up faggot

Ive ate food made by people who are not white before and it was nice
Sometimes ya just gotta let an indian poo in your food

I'm pretty sure he was just intentionally filling up the bingo chart.

uhoh race traitor. i bet you used electronics that were made in china before too!

why not make your own board for it Blizz shills?

That doesn't sound anywhere near useless to me user.

Because why do we need to make a new board just so you don't get triggered by a game you don't like?

Why don't you make your own board for bitching and moaning and changing your IP address?

no, thats 2-3 players because of the reinhardt and or mercy

Are you implying that having a rein and mercy on the point is worthless? Because that is retarded.

That only allows discussion of the game to stagnate since it wouldn't be getting any attention from people who browse Holla Forums regularly.

It would also lull Holla Forums into the false impression that no one on the board likes the game which only damages the perspective of those on this board.

did i trigger you shills that hard?

Oh you mean less people will see the shilling ?


last time we had a poll 90% hated the game and now it seems these threads are recycling themselves in same manner those shill /vg/ are recycling themselves

So i think its obvious what is going on.

well when you put it that way it sounds silly.
but yeah, whatever makes bastion look shitty, ill come up with something better later

POST TRACER LEWDS

Well obvious those 90% were all Valve shills trying to keep people from leaving TF2.

See how retarded this sounds?

Is it worth 40$ to only play D.va every match forever and get mad at my teammates because they don't fucking do anything?

I hated every character except D.va and I hate all other human beings.

The point is, that having your reinhard and mercy constantly babysitting bastion makes the rest of your team extremely vulnerable. You´re basically banking on bastion carrying your team and making all the kills, because if he doesnt´ do that, your team will get wiped out again and again.

Nice projection.

If your team isn't protecting the point where all three of those characters would be you were going to lose anyway.

lmao did you actually read the linked article

Don´t sexualize the tomboy!

I guess good taste, btw

yea you sound retarded


do you even know what projection means redditard?

You came into a thread to shitpost about how much you hate what the thread is about and then you called us triggered for asking why we can't post about a video game in the video games board. You are the one who is triggered by a game you didn't like so much that you have to shit up a thread about it. Hence your projection.

DO IT FAGGOT

Dude, just stop. You can´t argue with retards. They will never understand how fucking retarded they are because they have no self awareness at all. Just filter him and be done with it.


How the fuck is your team supposed to survive when Mercy is constantly sticking her shaft into bastions rectum, because as soon as she pulls it out, he will disintegrate immediately. That means mercy is either healing bastion, and the rest of your team dies. Or Mercy is healing the rest of the team and bastion dies, which makes him completely useless.

By A. not having Bastion rely on Mercy and B. having 3 other players not let enemies flank them. We've been over this, user.

Ok, you have asked for this! There is only one to blame and that one is you!

daily reminder shad doesn't even draw his shit anymore and he just colors.

Because she doesn't? If you have a rein he can put up his shield which your team can shoot through to fuck the other team and if they just run through the shield you can punish them like the retards that they are.

definitely sexualize the tomboy all the time

look up what projection means idiot

I have played competitive since the beginning. I have climbed up from rank 36 to 64 and i have never seen a bastion+reinhard+mercy comp work out well. They always get curbstomped in the first few seconds of the fight. And you know why? Because the enemy team isn´t retarded. They won´t just storm in a straight line into bastions fire. Their flankers will come from behind and you basically have to just look at him and he falls into little pieces. Bastion takes like 50% more damage or something like that if you fire at his backside, which means if someone achieves to flank him and mercy isn´t there, he´s just dead.

I guess, it´s ok from time to time.

Which means at least 3 of your team members are doing jack shit except standing in the main path to the point doing nothing. Thank you for agreeing with me.

projection
pro·jec·tion
prəˈjekSH(ə)n/
noun
noun: projection; plural noun: projections
the unconscious transfer of one's own desires or emotions to another person.
"we protect the self by a number of defense mechanisms, including repression and projection"

Meaning you're saying we are triggered by you but you are the one in here telling us to go away because you can't handle seeing an overwatch thread.

At this point I just wonder if all the drama was carefully planned by some major ass fetishist inside blizzard to get a lot of porn to jack to

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I don´t even know how you come to that conclusion. Just because flankers do their job and flank people doesn´t mean that the rest of the team is afk. Seriously, i don´t get this post at all.

good job idiot you know how to google, now you need to understand what that word means before throwing it at other people

I never claimed that, dumbass, you're fucking stupid.

Do you understand what it means? I mean I posted the definition right there and you most certainly fit that definition and I explained how in the same post where I posted the definition.

I like how you are avatarfagging but keeping it spaced out enough for most not to notice it. Subtle cancer.

spam more reaction images that will sure show how you are not the triggered one

m8 just stop, you got blown the fuck out, get over it

another triggered shill

Why is it avatarfagging if I post the same character but it's suddenly fine if you post different ones?

If you actually had some kind of argument you might have someone agree with you.

You should never play as d.va.

Why? She's not that bad of a tank since she is one of two tanks with a shield actually worth a fuck and her ult is game changing.

god damn i want to plow aisha

who would the other one be?
both zarya and reinhardts shield are an absolute nuisance. winstons isnt too much of a game changer though, since hes usually not protecting a squishy anyways

No one cares

Reinhardt his shield is the only other one that lets your team advance zarya's doesn't last long enough to do more than save someone that is in trouble and it has a cooldown.

actually my argument is in place but you shills refuse to aknowledge it because then other people would realise these threads are being recycled by 5 people who ID hop like on cuckchan

cuckchan doesnt have Ids, newfag

You're argument is that we shouldn't talk about video games you don't like on the video games board. That argument was destroyed just by reading it aloud.

GO HOME OVERCUCKS

avatarfag more


it did for a short time and you could see their threads being 350 posts 150 unique IDs for generals

Make me.

her shield might not let you stand in a hail of bullets for half a minute but it is definitely capable of letting you advance

Also nice work not having an argument and resorting to ad hom. Maybe one day you will actually have a coherent argument so that you don't have to attack the person you are trying to argue with.

So is this the designated shitting thread? I feel a powerful urge to shitpost and this looks like a thread that has no value for anything else.

Only one character can get it every six seconds though zarya needs a rein or dva to be useful.

sage isn't a downvote, user, it does nothing

Shitpost away. Only blizzdrones give a shit about overshit and they aren't real human beans with any rights.

Sage

Good to know.

still on page 1

Dual Zarya is fucking terrifying, as long as they keep shielding each other it seems like they are constantly protected. I wish ranked removed the highlander limit to find out what characters are good as 2-ofs.

These threads hav to be the new Undertale threads because I've never seen this many people love discussing a game they enjoy while people who have probably never played it eternally shitpost on Holla Forums, thinking their opinion carries weight.

I guess that could work but you can't do it in ranked sadly.

No one on Holla Forums has any opinions that matter. If we did then we wouldn't be here. Some men just want to shitpost.

No one on Earth has an opinion that matters that's why they are called opinions and not facts. It all comes down to personal taste.

one day you need to learn to stop replying to bait

i am sure your shill ID hoping opinion carries much weight.

Still sage

Are you still here? Christ for someone who hates overwatch you sure do spend a lot of time in a thread about it. Are you sure you aren't the triggered one?

I just woke up, you faggot.

You must live a sad life indeed

who are you quoting

I cried?

you still avatarfagging?

You still fagfagging?

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It's not rape if you enjoy it.
Boner ruined.

It's even better now with the tapping/burst buff they put for the M4/AK.

they buffed those?

Why?

Because they are the only two guns anyone uses and all the skins for them are hundreds of dollars probably.

Because 2nd shot recoil made tapping crap for long distance shooting. Reducing the recoil reset for them makes people rely less on spraying down.

Got anymore fetish fuel stories user.

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Nice, thanks user.

Does Genji still have his original dick or did Mercy have to rebuild that too?

did she test-drive it?

What the fuck man I can't even process this is some fucked up shit.

Dunno. I've seen porn of both.

I request more.

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What golden weapon did you guys get?

all it takes its one shill and we get overwatch and wow threads everyday

this place sucks

I'm too poor to buy this shit.

Idk. I have like 60 points.
Will be Mercy though

This thread is filled with people that just want to talk about a game, autistic fuckboys that are triggered by that and one faggot that keeps posting pics of Ryoko.

What is the cut off point for 200 CPs? 60?
Overwatch competitive is fucking stressful as shit.
I dunno if I can do it.

I'm a pretty dedicated AWPer, but ever since I tried the new AK/M4A4 I can't put them down. They feel so fucking great.

I even got myself a cheap ass Cartel AK to keep track of my kill count.

picrelated, although it's not mine

Joke writes itself.

big tits rioned this picture

golden axe on blackhardt

overwatch.metabomb.net/gameplay-guides/overwatch-competitive-play-guide-2-09-08-2016

oh, the rewards are according to your peak and not current rank

It's to keep people playing competitive instead of getting as high as they think they can manage and then stopping so they'll stay high ranked when the season ends.

discuss

battleborn actually looks like fun but the devs messed up with the release date and the pre-release hype and now the servers are a ghost town

I've heard from PC it's usually 1-5 minutes on Incursion, but I guess that's all they usually play now. Damn shame, too.

I only actually started looking into it because I don't want to get cucked by Blizzard's meme crates and Holla Forums was shitting on Battleborn so much that it seemed an attractive underdog.

if you dont give a shit about cosmetics then you shouldnt feel cucked.

If you like moba style games or used to play dota/hon/lol or whatever then you should try battleborn. It's much closer to smite than it is to overwatch imo

One of my friends is a huge Gearbox fanboy who was actually hyped for Battleborn, he's salty as fuck now that it's dead.

No I already have it on PS4, hence the "1 minute wait times due to PS4 privilege" comment. I actually see a lot of CR 1-20 players which indicates playerbase growth.

It's bretty damn good, though I wouldn't call it quite a MOBA. MOBA games usually take an extremely long time and are usually one-sided. Where DOTA 2 is a slow victory crawl, Battleborn is a constant shift where you can (and often do) win in the very last few minutes. I'd say it's closer to TF2 than any MOBA I've played.

I mainly don't like Overwatch's loot crates because it's what you'd expect from a free-to-play or mobile game in a game that's 60$ on consoles. I was going to buy both, but

thats not really the main defining characteristic of a moba.

The fact that comebacks are common implies that the game is well balanced.

Also is overwatch really 60$? Isnt that for the origins edition or whatever?

Yes, the the origins edition is $60, however for people with basic literacy it's $40.

Well, yeah, three lanes, WC3 style interface, what not. The maps have one "lane" with a few small side routes. Players are extremely strong compared to most MOBAs so instead of it being "guide the minions so they can destroy the sentry" it's "guide the minions so they can absorb bullets while you destroy the sentry"

Origins Edition is the only edition sold on PS4

He said "on console" which sounds like a desperate attempt to maintain the £$60" dollar meme. Unless he truly means to say that he's going to play a fucking shooter on consoles.

Bruh you need to work on your reading comprehension
I literally said I play Battleborn on PS4 (though that is literally the superior option since it's badly optimized on PC and has a lower playercount)

Didn't notice it at first, been completely ignoring the concept of console gaming within the last decade or so.

in this case it's the superior version lol
because somehow gearbox managed to fuck up battleborn despite doing pretty good with BL2?

console aiming isn't even that hard, though. i turn off aim assist in BL2 / singleplayer games now because it feels less authentic i can aim pretty well anyway

And care to go into detail about this optimization?

Regardless you're still a faggot for console fps.

apparently a lot of people have major FPS drops on PC or something? and it doesn't work with AMD cards or something. supposedly PS4 had some lag too, but apparently I joined right after an update which cut out the last of that so :Aste_Roy:

PS4 literally saved my life

Never had any major fps drop at all on my system nor anyone I know's systems, and metioning patched lag on console leads me to believe the game as a whole on any system had a problem.
As for problems with AMD cards, that's a gamble with most shit because Nvidia has their dick in a lot of people's pie.
As for PS4 "saving your life", you could have just not spent an exorbitant amount of money on a laptop and had both a good computer and a decent laptop, but that's your waste of money not mine.

Dude, what?

tbh
overpriced garbage
my ps4 runs stuff about as well

I paid exactly 1.3k for the laptop with specs as pic related

Repeat after me

AMD is garbage

Say it one more time!

AMD is garbage!

How can you get that much rank advancement with a single win.

What the fuck?

You're a retard

You're a retard

Well, I got it August 2014 IIRC. I think it's 700-800 now.

*your

Get lucky enough to get matched against higher ranked teams and do well enough that you basically carry your own team.

I LIKE TO SUCK INTELS DICK SO HARD

I LIKE TO SUCK INTELS DICK SO HARD

t. Poorfag

That and I assume lots of gold medals.

Also why the fuck is EU so shit compared to NA, like God damn, fuckers are still picking Widow and Hanzo over here.

Fucking Frenchies and Krauts I swear.

I'm getting real sick of this RNG bullshit.

I guess I'm content with my placement rank of 60 netting me the second highest reward but playing competitive has been nothing but stress due to factors out of my control.

oh christ you poor, dumb bastard

Winstreak will do it too around the 4th win against equal opponents

How do those sour grapes taste m8 ;)

youre supposed to be the one with the grapes

When are they going to allow you to gift people overwatch so I can start begging?

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so long as its free

its a premium one has to pay for mobile gaming. Not everyone spends their entire days in their rooms

LMAO WHAT A FAGGOT

go be cancer somewhere else

I have no desk space for a desktop fam. And besides, I can play any game I throw at this shit on ultra settings. I had to pay a premium, sure, but you get what you pay for fam.

Bumplock when?

Go be a faggot somewhere else

irrelevant, they make cables more than 2 feet long for reasons like that
I can do the same for half the price, you paid for bullshit and got just that famalamborghini.

What are your specs fam?
Don't be afraid, show us all how dumb we are

Here ya go, famalam.
And I never said I had the best setup. I'm also a poorfag, but I know when I'm getting ripped off.

no, shitposting when you dont have a valid counter argument is cancer and really immature to the point that one can not take you seriously anymore

that is not even close to half the price, unless you buy the hardware today

Carrying in overwatch is difficult as it's a team game, but there have been extremely rare exceptions to this rule, namely Taimu and seagull.

So Holla Forums, which hero is more OP at the moment, DVa or Zarya?
I've just played a comp game on Volskaya and we tore them a new asshole, and even though I have less than an hour of playtime with Zarya people complimented me in chat.

If you're not a retard and consistently put shields on teammates taking damage and run into it yourself you can get your charge up fast as fuck. Her main beam fire becomes a beam of fucking death and destruction that puts symmetra's max charged beam to shame in terms of melting tanks. She shits on DVa since her beam just passes through her shield and if DVa decides to open fire instead Zarya can just heal. In addition to all that bullshit she makes Roadhog's hook ineffective if she manages to shield the poor bastard that gets hooked. Apparently Reaper is her counter but that'll work only if she's caught alone, which she never should due to her play style of keeping back, shielding friendlies and barging in when her shield is ready.

Is this a spec thread? Noice.


I paid around 1.8k for my pc in total, but that's only because I bought everything in my upgrade, even a new monitor, keyboard, and mouse, psu, and case.

CPU is overclocked to 4.9ghz, gpu is overclocked to 2050mhz

Zarya/solder/roadhog are the most consistent heroes with very reliably kits and with no hard counters whatsoever, except maybe roadhog if you face a reaper even then it is not even close to hard counter as you can body shot+melee to kill him.
If you play roadhog then dont stay anywhere near dva unless you have hook and if you happen to be near her try jumping around and behind as her turn speed is shit so she cant land many shots at you.

Out of those 3 heroes, zarya is definitely the easiest to carry with thanks to her gamechanging ult

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it helps that their names cause people to attempt to support them

and i dont necessarily mean buttbuddy healers

There's already keys people can gift with but unless they go to a reseller to get the game for $40+ the only option available is the $60 origins edition

Nice digits.

So only way to get 'normal' keys is to be a retailer?

you do realize you can buy normal edition from the battlenet store, right? they've just hidden it out of the way.

us.battle.net/shop/en/product/overwatch

we talking keys for overwatch m8

Are zenyatta players allergic to healing or something?

Yes, his only use in the current meta is discord orb and sniping tanks. Having him as the solo healer is basically a deathwish. Even Ana is better.

most support players only play support because they want ebin upboats for doing the job no one wants to do, only to never heal a fucking thing

Zenyattas healing orb is very weak and can only heal one person at a time. That´s why every competent team takes Zenyatta plus some other healer, to get his full effectiveness.

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He said most, not all.
A great Zenyatta can outheal Mercy from time to time.

Their aim was fucking awful though. They would be better off throwing healing orbs than not doing it and having nothing to show for it in kills.


I've seen AFK healers get the full lobby vote a couple of times. The stupid etiquette to praise healers unconditionally is fucking disgusting.


I've seen and played better than most Zenyattas I come across. His only letdown is the slow single target healing, but he excels in every role he plays if he's in competent hands.


I've done the same as Mei.

its not just etiquette, but people dont want to play a fucking mercy and get shot in the face by tracer while your team mates pretend they dont see your health bar dropping, or hear the enemy weapons or mercys 'i could use some assistance' or any of 90 other cues.
but healers need to be told off if theyre doing jack shit, they can threaten to not heal you but they werent doing so anyways right?

Usually in rare cases where they pop their ult at the right time to negate an enemy's ult damage like Pharah's JUSTICE.


To be fair, I've seen amazing Zen players dealing headshots all game to low health heroes like Tracer.

i hate it when im deleting her ult with dva and our zen pops his ult like 2 seconds late anyways instead of smacking balls in her face

Pharah's ult can still outDPS Transcendence, quickly I might add.

Transcendence is best against Reaper and Genji ults.

its unlikely to if youre moving around, and that was even before its healing got doubled

So should i main toblerone or no?

BLIZZARD

Or, more realistically


At higher levels, ye, it's actually difficult but in the shitter bracket where most everybody is? You're gucci.

well hopefully he would have died by then, nanoboost is a different story i guess

Hammerman is fun

I really wish there was a skin of reinhardt with a gigantig sword, so you can feel like Guts from berserk. But hammering away is still fun in its own right.

They were fucking around too, right?

Being a Reinhardt main is suffering.

It's been how long since the game releases and peolle still don't know they can sit behind his shield and still fire?

They over extend, they don't stay behind the sheild (even on payload attack), lucio fucks off to heal over extending DPS and then dies himself, mercy is jerking off with a bastion or damage buff a genji.

This is in rank 50, mind you. How did these people even get rank 50…

Rank 50 is where the majority of players live because it auto places most of them there

Competitive is a fucking grind to reach one rank but lose one match and it'll take you down an entire rank in one go. I gave up on that shit until they fix it.

My beef with competitive is just how fucking long matches are compared to quick play. It's fucking asburd

That's pretty sad, they should be around rank 30.

I'm getting really annoyed with the constant pattern of having one good match followed by ten shitty ones.

Am I accidentally having fun that isn't authorised?

I was placed at rank 45, dropped to rank 28, and then I got to 42 again and i would win one and lose one for a while, stayed at 42 for a long time.

Then I made my way all the way to 52 without losing.

Now I'm 44 again because I lost a few times and the people at this rank literally suck.

True

And I just stand there weeping.


Good spot for Junkrat traps on Mother Russia Map btw, the healthpack on the 2np point in the right side building (for defenders). The Monitors are seemingly quite hard to take down as Junkrat, but they can fully hide your mine and sometimes even your trap.


…how many games do you have?

248 QP
111 games won
and
603 competitive games
303 of them are won. I got my golden hammer in time to go on a losing streak, kind of sucks.

I'm wondering if the average Overwatch players know there's a point or they think it just pushes forward magically if they kill people.

Sometimes I don't feel like forcibly spending 30 minutes in a match while my team goes full retard and does a gimmick loadout.

It's the same…

Spam right click between attacks when you hear him grunt m8, it physically hurts me to see people not do that shit

What does that do?

Animation canceling basically. Once you hear him grunt or notice the little hit marker, immediately bring up the shield then drop it. You skip about half a second as the hammer falls all the way to the left and the small wind-up he has before swinging it to the right - which is also the slower part of the attack it feels. Not to mention you can get lucky and block stray bullets / bombs with it which increases your odds of survival from shitters not in your hammer range if you're not playing on Servers outside of your own region like I am, fuck EU servers

Basically a decent way to boost your DPS as Reinhardt, something you could always use. Not to mention it also gives you a quarter of a second of 360 vision around your ass so its much easier to keep track of where you sent those niggas flying with the swing. Try it out in a skirmish against a wall. Once you hear Rein grunt, bring up the shield. If you did it right you should leave an indent in the wall.

Thank you very much

Yer' welcome nerd. Also as a rule of thumb, if Ana sleeps somebody

DON'T FUCKING WAKE 'EM UP

Especially as Reinhardt. If it's a Squishy - read someone that has 300 HP at maximum - and you have charge off cooldown, then by all means go ahead and take a shit on them. But if that Dva is sleeping up on that ledge then ignore her for the entire 6 seconds and just force the payload. You wasted like half of her ult trying to jump and smack the bitch and it accomplished nothing. Basically, as long as it's not a Roadhog, DVa, Reinhardt, Winston, or Zarya get in a better position to charge them and one-shot them. If they are any of those five heroes but their not on the payload / point / have full health then you're better off ignoring them and letting them sleep.

Also another thing I forgot to mention, charge deals damage to Torbs turret. So if there's a level two turret in your line of sight and you can easily charge it without putting yourself in danger - like it was in that situation - go ahead and charge it for a one-shot. If it's a level 3 it's still worth charging it as long as some other shitters are also hitting it since the armor will only bring down your damage to 295 instead of 300. Basically, if there's a turret up next to you and you have charge up, charge it. Faster method of dealing with it than hammering it down. Note that it counts as a solid object and will stop the charge while also allowing you to pin niggers against it. Two in one basically.

I wonder if he actually did it. It was only my third time even playing her

D.Va is stupidly powerful, I swear to god her cannons outburst roadhogs shotgun. Not to mention her practically infinite shielding bullshit.

I know the defense matrix is pretty annoying as most heroes. It's not that bad as S.76 because you can usually land a helix rocket before they notice you and put it up. She's not really my style, though. I like Tracer a lot. Reminds me of Scout in TF2. High burst damage, good mobility, but fragile as can be.

I main roadhog and d.va is essentially my bane with her easy to use shield. She can negate almost 100% of my damage if she's not shit.

Yeah, same with Tracer. She shreds me up pretty good, and her armor cuts out a lot of my damage.

So I'm guessing that they buffed D.Va?

tfw she was great at release but shitters kept complaining and got her buffed

Defense Matrix is now a toggle with a resource system so as far as I'm concerned, bitch is broken. Then again I play a lot of Hog so I'm biased as fuck.

Nigger get back to me when the hook's magically broken-ass wall-warping hitboxes are fixed and then you can whine about anyone else's ability.

I got Genjis and Reapers magically turning invulnerable after their pulled in before I get my shot in or getting hooked only to cancel it by reflecting at the last minisecond. Something which I can't fucking figure out at all but I figure playing from Eastern Yurop on US servers has a big part of if I want to replicate it

Go play Reinhardt or Winston or shit if you want to avoid the hooks nigger. I agree its pretty cancerous but its still not as cancerous as Nu-Defense Matrix and you fucking know it.

Just fucking flank her, you faggot.

The hook's stun duration is static and starts as soon as the enemy gets hooked. The farther an enemy is, there's a slight increase in the time it takes to pull them in. It's long enough that enemies hooked at or near the hook's max range get out of stun before you can shoot them.

Well that explains a lot, cheers mate.

Just go Reinhardt or something you nigger.
Besides, it's about time Roadhog got a new counter, the fat fuck can single out and assrape anything that isn't a tank with his gaylord hook that has a hitbox bigger than Zarya's dick, get fucked.

I'm mostly annoyed because the fucking thing has no cooldown at all, like even 0.25 seconds would of made me happy. As it stands a half-decent DVa will always make Whole Hog worthless.

[spoiler]>Playing Reinhardt in pubs sub-70
Why do you have yourself user?[/spoiler]

Wow, amazing! It's almost like flanking requires attacking on multiple sides at once!

It has 1 second cooldown though. Get your shit straight if you want to complain.

Coulda fucking fooled me.

No, seriously, I hardly ever fucking noticed that. I need to stop playing when I'm exhausted from work then.

Whole Hog is a worthless fucking ultimate to begin with

Unless you combo it with something it's not going to do much damage since it's knockback is so fucking strong. I've literally knocked people up to the ceiling where they gently wafted on my bullets before they either kill me or wait for my ult to come down then kill me.

Must be some poor australian shipped off to the US server

nice game blizzdrones

It IS about the knockback though, I don't give a fuck about the damage bit of it but I need that shit to break down Reinhardt shields, break apart formations, and throw shit into chaos. Its not like I can cancel the damn thing early if Defense Matrix is up blocking everything - nor is it even able to push away Self-Destruct.

Who the fuck even uses Whole Hog for damage outside of taking the piss on shitters or making use of it in one out of the thirty times you manage to properly catch someone in doors.

But your primary weapon is a shotgun.

Whole Hog is an entirely synergy based ultimate. Unlike every other ultimate that can change the tide of a game single handedly.

It can really push back a charging team, can clear a point fairly easily and there's fuck all anyone can do about it except for D.va. Even pre-buff D.va could do that.

Every team I've encountered in the past few days has had a D.Va though.

Not to mention just pushing a team off a point is a really minor thing to do when most other ultimates just remove the enemy team altogether

You already have the hook which can drag in targets from 21 meters - which I'm pretty sure everybody can agree is bullshit due to the hitboxes - he doesn't need his ultimate to compliment his close range damage which is fucking ridiculous against most characters as is nor does he need another way to drag in people towards him ; either because they will take a fat dump on him due to having no Armor / shields to speak of and his huge hitboxes or because it has the potential to make him a broken fat fuck.

Whole Hog has a shitload of applications as is, from breaking down Reinhardt and Winston shields, eazily pushing back a charging team, liberating a point / cap which is even more important if the game goes into overtime, forcefully keeping people stuck behind a choke so they can't bum rush forward into better positions - such as the final one on Route 66 if they try to go through the main route - and even deals respectable damage if you're not a retard and start pushing people into cover / high ground. Its spread is so fucking wide it's literally impossible to miss as well.

lolno

Thanks for buffing a hero that didn't need buffs shitter ;^)

If D.Va can toggle her shield at will with a resource system I want roadhogs ultimate to work the exact same way.

Just make it so you can cancel the stupid fucking thing, even Mercy can now move while Rezzing.

mccree?