ITT: Things you shouldn't find cute, but do anyways

Spooky giraffe form has its charms.

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Fuckers barking up the wrong tree.

I'm a tits and ass man.

I think the zerg are cute

my mind is telling me no, but my body is telling me yes

cripple ate my image

Where are the actual eyes?

How can it have actual eyes if your eyes aren't real?

Go away, Jaden Smith.

user, it's about hug, not fug.

Dancer isn't very hard to see as cute, but she isn't what most would immediately find cute.

I know. She's a nasty-looking snake scaly monster thing. But I'd hug her and snuggle with her all day. Or let her coil herself around me (loosely) while watching me play vidya/playing together. I bet she knows some good jokes too. Look at how fucking smug she is. She's probably got some killer one-liners.

Why is there suddenly a surplus of ITT threads that require no effort?

Almost as bad as generals tbh

Fuck you, I like it.

She was my first vidya crush.

You won't be after you get your boy hole ripped open by tender loving, hand holding, and headpats

I was tired and couldn't think of a good wall of text.

I think it just looks too simple and lazy of a design. I love the face.and lore of it.

No means no, fag.

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Dancer was a beautiful fight, but I wouldn't go as far as the pictures have gotten.

that's almost all souls fan art though

I always had the feeling Kyurem behaves similarly to a dog, he always seems to have a dog-thing to him.

There must be a profound meaning behind this.

her japanese name is 'rom the stupid spider'

who knows? it is a mystery.

I always pity retards and autists so i eventually end up finding them cute in some way or another

Pokefags however should burn in hell, along with their shitty game franchise.

but user, pokemon is cute. go away pokefuckers, don't ruin the thread

I don't care if it's porn or not, as long as it's pokemon it sucks

what is the beef with pokemon user?

He's a furry and trying to deny it.

Are you trying to come up with a bigger insult to scare me off? I'd rather look at generic furries and even horse, gay furry porn, anything other than pokeshit, that is the truth.

Did a pikachu rape your dog?

Do dumbasses on Holla Forums never think before they post?

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Are you baiting or just stupid?

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metal slug has a bunch of these

Oh, I get why the fanart exist, I don't use the dancer's armor ingame for no reason. It's just that there's more beauty to this fight than be wary of rear.

Would you care to explain what those various reasons make you anything better than the average pokecuck who would defend the yearly release of the japanese Call of Duty?

Another pokemon fanboy frustrated that his asshole is not big enough to fit the new exeggutor inside of it

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What monster would dare weaponize an innocent giant crab?

I don't see what's wrong with her. I thought the living incomplete hollow shell of a dragon made it obvious I was thinking along the lines of beasts.

It used to be a tank, until a giant hermit crab called it home. Better?
you still kill it anyway

I've never gotten the chance to play Metal Slug, but my brother loved the shit out of it.

And, yes.

She's crazy.
Like, actually crazy.
For an entire episode she was convinced that household appliances were minions of an evil overlord.
She was right, but she got the overlord wrong.

But she's still aesthetically capable of being called cute.

Crazy isn't cute. It's, like, anti-cute. It makes things less cute.

We're talking ugly-cute, mate.

Horrible monstrosities that one should either fight, or take a flight away from, but instead become passive with, or at least desire to, whilst fending it off.

My AC character, he's such a qt shota I want to fuck him. I love the way he always smiles and looks to the right, he doesn't care that I whipped out my dick and he's about to get pounded hard. It's weird because he's suppose to be "my character" but he's better than me in every way, even the game's RNG gave him a good face.

Reply-bait aside, again, this is a thread for things you shouldn't find cute. Chibi designs are definitely made with the intention of giving a child-like appearance, so as to invoke either a feeling of friendliness from minors, or protectiveness from adults.

I shouldn't find him cute because it's suppose to be my character, I don't want to fuck myself irl.

It's actually cute as all fuck.

They fucked up her right eye and lips with that retarded thick yellow outline, it makes her look like she has ugly lips and that her right eye is falling off like it would on a rotten corpse, do they seriously expect me to become horsefucker with this shit?

0/10 wouldn't call cute on Holla Forums

I didn't think it was cute at first but it's really grown on me because of how dumb and weak it is.

Same with the hermitaurs, although I just think all crabs are cute.

I find plenty of pokemon cuter than they should be. Probably the fanart.

have the full comic

I found that picture on Google, what did you expect. It's not even an official artwork, mind you it's oftentimes a bigger shit.

Good taste, some bugs can be good as long as they don't climb on your food plate

Go back to your containment board, faggot

That's kind of a surprise, even if it's terrible it's not as bad as i would expect from fan-art, now i don't think as badly of it anymore.

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But there isn't one.
:^)

First two aren't half bad, the mole is borderline dobson fantasy though

here's a cute cobra thing.

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Daiyo Hermitaurs are one of a few large monsters I never slay hunting solo.

The regular ones I've only killed I think just enough for what I need.

Don Mole's a funny looking big guy who just likes singing. Really hated that tedious boss battle full of summoning reinforcements and status afflictions.

okay ill just pretend you didnt post mawile

are you that same loudmouthed furry as usual?

We have IDs, You do know that right? but if you need more confirmation i said it once and i'll say it again

POKEMON IS SHIT, POKEMON IS CANCER AND IT'S AN EYESORE TO ANYONE WITH STANDARDS AND COMMON SENSE

Reptile feet are cute. I'd stick my dick though their toes if I could.

what makes you think i was referring to just this thread?

why is she so perfect?

scavenger-chan

I only post to shit on Pokemon i'm a furfag and a pokemon hater, if there's another guy who is like me or acts similarly and has been posting on other threads recently then thank you, i'm glad to hear that

mmhmm, as usual

What is it?

little blob looking creature with arms and legs that loves to collect items from Risk of Rain

Postin' a obvious choice.

Neat.

So that's what its name was. Why do you find them cute?

Literally the only well done B&B.

how can you not

It is cute.

Mawile is perfect as a bro or as a qt. I've never seen anything like that before.

The appearance just fucking works either normally or even Mega.

I know you'll enjoy this.

yeah mawile is pretty awesome. cute tough metal!?, with just enough creepy factor to weird out your friends. all which amplify its cuteness if you ask me

Fuck it.

10/10

This still amuses me.

Oh, I thought you were going to post THIS

I want to be the mimic

Fucking scalies.

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Is it wrong for me to want newer games to allow monsters besides Gypceros to actually steal things like meat and herbs from you to replenish stamina or even health?

I'd love to see a more powerful Rathalos suddenly swoop strike while I'm preparing a nice hot juicy steak for another hunt in a wide comfy area like 2 in Moga. Then when I turn the camera to face him, he's munching on my hard work.

20ton chickenwalker-style mechs.

Too bad it has a dick. Otherwise it'd be okay.

My rifle

/k/, please
polymer on an AK is fucking disgusting

I never understood how those curved clips properly send ammo into a straight shape so easily. Even as a kid I noticed.

Have some more, shit taste plebian

Wood>>>>> Shit >>>>> Polymer [unless it is an AUG, in which case, that sleek green is nice].

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Spring.
The reason they're curved like that is because the bullets aren't a straight lot.
They go down to a point, and so in order to fit more into a magazine, it is easier to curve it.
Even the AR style magazines have a slight curve.

Alright, your taste has been promoted to equestrian

Thanks. Interesting.

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Leon trotsky

Faggot

Also, lizards have cloacas, and so therefor it is fine.

You, user. I find you cute

It always comes down to springs, doesn't it? Imagine if springs didn't exist: America could have won the Cold War in time for New Year's Eve 1946.

The Russians have accepted polymer.

I know how these things go, user. One day you'll fap to futa. Then you'll fap to traps. Then you'll turn gay overnight.

Why contain it?

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I fapped to Futas once.
Then I realized it was gay to imagine myself with tits and a vagina. Because Fapping to Futa is gay and fapping to futa with no vaginas and balls is even gayer because at that point it's just a transvestite.

Is wood a design choice or just more comfy?

Neither, it was just the only suitable material for gun stocks before about 1955. It's more attractive, but also heavier and more susceptible to damage, warping, and rot. There's no particular reason to use it, except for aesthetic reasons - which aren't bad reasons.

Wood is good if you're a russian who thinks guns are blunt force weapons.

Why is polymer bad?

There's nothing bad about polymer. It's lighter and resistant to temperature, water, light, abrasion, and doesn't need to be maintained like wood.

But it doesn't have a nice grain pattern to look at (inb4 someone brings up laminated polymers).

fun fact, the faces aren't RNG. They're picked by your answers to Rover

For you.

That better not be an ass.

Zarya is a real cutie.

Fapping to Space Pirate Sara doesn't make you gay.

How are the shape of your eyes and the color of your hair determined by talking to Rover?

I think pretty much everyone knows that at this point.

Obvious choice is obvious.

Snark's 1000 times cuter. Just Saiyan.

Futa is straight up gay, mate.
Never understood it.

Probably just so they can have girl on girl with dickings, but without an actual guy.

Tribadism's much hotter than that anyways, especially romantically since they actually have to think of doing that.

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i don't care much for pokemon but your hate is borderline autistic

What the actual fuck?

honestly, you can't really afford to hate pokemon with such a passion if you're a furry

furries are cancer, pokemon is okay

I only hate how blatantly lazy and minimalist Game Freak has gotten. Not everything that I love the series for. Won't even touch SM unless there's actual content for Pokemon themselves. Things like Pokeathalon are long overdue returning.

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