AFRICA HAS ENTERED THE SPACE RACE!*

Niggers in space, this lolcow is giving and giving.
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2069222/Not-exactly-NASA-Ugandan-space-chief-builds-test-craft-mothers-yard-says-shuttle-orbit-2015.html

Nah, I'm gonna go to Mars.

Thanks you very, very much for that. Holy shit.

Thank*

didn't we already send a monkey to space

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Only Moon Landing

Didn't you watch the Hidden Niggers Figures? It was the African who won the space race and we will redundantly win it again.

Regardless of whether you guys think these guys made it on their own or not, I will never insult any individual who helps humanity get into space in any form.

Holla Forums please, I know you want to make a white homeland on Mars but do you really think (((they))) would allow that? Till then who cares, be proud that these people overcame their genetic and cultural predispositions and became productive monkeys making sattilites and not burning each other in tires.

Go lynch yourself, Tyrone.

All these replies denouncing niggers in space is disappointing. Holla Forums is smart enough to denounce the holocaust yet denies that one of the very first pioneers into space was a black American named Ham. Pic related.

Is this the prequel to Gay Niggers from Outer Space?

Ham's cousin would have a sign-language word with you

Underrated

Zambians wuz da 1st

The only thing you need to send a cubesat is a few tens of thousands of dollars, the hardware is one level above putting an Arduino together.

Seriously, whichever user is reading this, you're smarter than those niggers. Go learn electronics as a hobby, it's damn fucking easy these days.

What a joke.

I can't help but feel kind of bad for these Africans. They're obviously trying their best and it is nice to hear that some of them are focused on trying to move forwards a bit, but it's so misguided that it's sad. They should be focused on improving their civil infrastructure, for starters.

But it's like the poor fuckers are looking round at all the Western technology and seeing all the Western designed satellites flying through the sky and thinking they want in, that they want to be like us, the people who colonised them, built them cities, and then left. Like those cargo cults in the Pacific from WWII, waiting fruitlessly for their "god" - a white man - to return in his amazing flying machine. I'm probably overthinking this, it just makes me feel a bit humbled by the powerful status of our race tbh.

Anons, you owe me a clean screen.

That's pretty damn usual. I was about to wonder how the mud huts and stick handlers were going to suddenly try to get to space. Maybe they were suddenly motivated into thinking aliens would be all over their tiny nigger dick.

same. which is why we need to end their suffering. starting with the children.

The cubesat isn't new and they didn't invented nor create that.

I actually feel sorry for them.

But I will give credit where credit is due (the Japanese and Americans in this case). Good job, nips and yanks.

Personally we shouldn't be praising them for making the useless niggers look good and mislead the world into thinking that the useless niggers are capable of entering the space age.

I'm so tired of all the dishonesty which is so prevalent today. Why can't people just be honest?
There is ZERO shame in not being able to develop a satellite on your own, 95% of countries can't do it. Just be honest and call it a joint project or say that Ghana has received help from abroad. Again, no shame in receiving help.

They already claimed that black women helped whitey get into space with Hidden Figures. Bazinga man couldn't hold back their black sassiness.

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After World War II anthropologists discovered that an unusual religion had developed among the islanders of the South Pacific. It was oriented around the concept of cargo which the islanders perceived as the source of the wealth and power of the Europeans and Americans. This religion, known as the Cargo Cult, held that if the proper ceremonies were performed shipments of riches would be sent from some heavenly place. It was all very logical to the islanders. The islanders saw that they worked hard but were poor whereas the Europeans and Americans did not work but instead wrote things down on paper and in due time a shipment of wonderful things would arrive.

The Cargo Cult members built replicas of airports and airplanes out of twigs and branches and made the sounds associated with airplanes to try to activate the shipment of cargo.

Although the existence of the Cargo Cult only became known after World War II the cult had developed long before, when the Europeans first arrived in the area in ships. There were legends among the islanders of their distant ancestor-god having journeyed to the west and promised to someday return. The West was thought to be the land of the dead.

When the Portuguese and Dutch came into the area of the South Pacific they came from the west and they were pale skinned just as the islanders would have expected people coming from the land of the dead to be. The Europeans of the time also did not work but sent messages which led to the arrival of wonderful things as cargoes from ships.

At some point the notion developed among the Cargo Cult members that cargoes were being sent for them by their long dead ancestors but those cargoes were being intercepted by the Europeans. This idea was confirmed in the strongest possible way for one islander during World War II. His name was Bateri and he had learned to read and write some. One day he went into the office of military post and saw stacked up boxes labeled Batteries. Obviously those boxes were his!

In addition to ceremonies at the replicas of airports in the jungle there was another interesting type of ceremony. Islanders would build a hut in the forest and the cultees would bring money and leave it in the hut in expectation that it would grow. Sometime replicas of briefcases would be used to hold the money. Unfortunately the money would often be stolen from these jungle banks leaving the islanders even poorer than they were before.

The Cargo Cult had a name for the diety in heaven. He was called John Fromm. It is not certain how this name arose but quite possibly it was from American soldiers identifying themselves by their place of origin: i.e., I am John from Indiana or I am John from Minneapolis. Some clever business began marketing products under the name John Fromm. For example, soap bars were labeled John Fromm Soap. When it was a choice between ordinary soap and God's soap, it was no contest. It was clear which one would get you heavenly clean.

Because the Cargo Cult diverted people from productive and rewarding activities it was discouraged by the authorities. In New Guinea the Australian authorities enlisted the aid of the son of a famous warrior to discourage the Cargo Cult. He was effective and as a reward the Australians gave him a trip to Sydney. While in Sydney this man visited an anthropological museum. There he saw the sacred cult objects of his people on display. When the man returned to New Guinea he spread the word that the source of the Australians power was that they had stolen the sacred art of his people and built a temple to house it. A new cult developed around this idea.
Fucking niggers holy shit

Niggers aren't going to admit that they needed the help from someone. It's a pride thing.

Hahahaha

I understand this but that doesn't help their position at all. Now that everyone knows it's not a purely Ghanan project as was advertised, NOW the niggers reputation of being stupid, incapable and dishonest is once again confirmed.

Had they instead done what I suggested, people would go "Wait? Ghana contributed to a satellite project? Hmmm maybe not every Ghanan is as stupid as I thought".

See what I mean?

Jesus, this isn't even WE WUZ KANGZ-tier funny, this is just outright pathetic. Even Pajeets and my own Flip race can build satellites. Also, thank you for your contribution to the project Glorious Nippon. DEFEND SUSHI!!!
pic related

funniest comment of the week.

やっぱり、はんにんはかれだったんだ。

Yes I can understand your point but they are too stupid to realise this problem that you mentioned about.

Yeah, very likely. Still, this constant bullshittery angers me. Nice gif btw, hard to believe that was over 20 years ago.

The thought of niggers in Africa building rockets and shooting niggers into space while other niggers monitor the mission in the ground station being all serious and shit is funny. Very funny indeed.

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tbh the guy in the first pic looks like those ancient egyptian pharoahs.

So close yet so far from 0°, 0°

I can sympathize with you strongly. It's a mistake to give the helps to them in the first place. The white conquerers should have wiped them out instead of letting them alive then we wouldn't be having the problems today. We should be out there travelling throughout and colonizing the uninhabited planets and rule over the people with the iron fist.

Looks Ethiopian to me. More European features than most Africans, coincidentally the only sub-Saharan African people to have created buildings that have survived until today. Nothing too amazing, but at least it's stonework which hasn't fallen over in a thousand years. Interadasting.

Heh, thanks bro.

Yeah., this is also why I detest colonialism as it was practised before. Had this colonialism not happened, they would never have grown so much in the first place (then in 60s western medicine came to them and in a short matter of time they cracked the 1 billion mark).

No, that's a Nilotic no clue of which exact people or tribe though. The almost black skin and sharper features are a give away.

Thank the kikes for preventing that. Colonialization and Industrialization were the times where all of this could have been made different. Still, the rules of nature exist, the inevitable will happen sooner or later. So i guess the upside is that we will experience what should have happened hundreds of years ago.

Don't worry, the superhiv/aids is replacing the hiv/aids in the future because the people abused the hiv medicines too many times. One day we shall reclaim the glory and power that we lost long time ago to become great again.

We need to do something to deal with the traitors and jews first before that happen.

Yeah but the rules of nature wouldn't ever let humanity get this far because most suicides say to kill anybody who tells you the truth. We'd be like Asians with lukewarm iqs and near total conformity and stagnation.

The wogs have been cargo culting "space makes us modern and like de white man" for the past half-century now. Sun Ra probably did more for field of nogstronautics than these clowns.

Weather calls for 70% chance of ebola showers?

fueled by melonine

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Hmm interesting you brought this up, I have a webm about cargo cults.

Orcs literally get by on gibs everywhere they live.

They said they plan on testing their first flight at 80,000 ft. But can't engineer a windshield.

the jealousy just comes natural to them.
what other people on earth just assume with zero evidence they wuz kangs n shit and whitey automaticly must have stole that from them? besides niggers?
these native savages are pretty much no different from western niggers.

I know they're niggers and all, but I hope they at least test that with a watermelon or something first.

The only things that niggers have ever been or ever will be capable of putting into orbit are my sides.

Maxine Waters tours the African cargo cult.

It looks like their airplane sculpture does have a windshield they just accidentally spray painted it over lel

kumatoo.com/chris_nsamba.html
From the looks of it they didn't have the money to get the mincer engine they wanted.

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Hahaha is that their HNIC touring the nigger R&D lab? Judging by his suit and military guard, it would seem so.

Every single time.

checked your Hholy dubs
but
when you're a white man, that video is so unbearably sad

This is literally an adult building a child's science fair project!

Hahahaha Holla Forums and zongyald dorumpth btfo

I agree with your assessment.

Nobody here denies that National Socialist Germany won the space race.

Go away, Jeb.
insufferably new

You can't even get your bantz right. The Saturn V contractors were: Boeing, North American Aviation, Douglas Aircraft Company, and IBM.

But really, do you think ascribing accomplishments to NatSoc is offensive to Holla Forums? Think about that as you fuck off back to >>>Holla Forums

I should have read your post before sending mine, would have saved me from even typing it.

Just so you know, von Braun's work (and he readily admitted this) was based on the earlier research of Goddard, who, last time I checked, was American.

user…it really was nationalist socialist aligned scientists that got both america, and russia into space. In fact, nazi scientists brought over were the reason we received many of our modern day marvels. Remember what we are capable of user, and remember what we have already accomplished

Don't forget Pedro Paulet from Peru, constructor of history's first liquid-fuel rocket engine in 1895. Von Braun considered him one of the fathers of aeronautics as well.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pedro_Paulet

also, whats with white coats and rubber gloves?

Confirmed for spic created pic

Flat earth is a joke that people pretend to take seriously because it triggers the fuck out of autists, which is funny. No matter how blatant you are about it, autists will still think you're serious and freak out at you.

j/k, I'm just messing with you. The earth is shaped like a shallow bowl, if it were a ball all the water would fall off.

Do you even know what a contractor is? Contractors are the people who build something, not those who design something.

Heres the head engineer of the Saturn V:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arthur_Rudolph vdare.com/articles/america-should-be-ashamed-why-isnt-hidden-figures-about-nazi-scientist-arthur-rudolph

Americans sometimes claim that without ever bringing any evidence. As for admitting it, the exact opposite is true he absolutely denied it, see Dr. Space: The Life of Wernher von Braun by Bob Ward which thoroughly debunks the entire allegation.

In short, Von Braun basing his stuff on Goddard's as big a myth as the other big lie that Tsiolkovsky is the father of the rocket equation. He isn't. At least two people discovered it before him.

Kek.

Behold, the mighty Saturn V moon rocket!

what do you think is happening? they are pretending to be scientists and playing dress-up. The layman african believes if they sit around in a lab wearing coats science will happen.
same with african business, they will be in an office wearing suits sitting in desks, thinking this is how europeans do business.

Can I get a redpill on that movie? What actually happened that it was "based on"?

I don't remember anyone denying this.
Even hardcore SJWs like XKCD (who actually works in NASA) agree that without Nazis, the NASA would have never ever left Earth.

I didn't watch it, but there was some neggress working for NASA who was a computer. That profession doesn't exist anymore, but back then if you wanted to crunch some numbers you had to do it yourself. If you're an important scientist you have more important work to do, so what they did was pass the numbers to be crunched to other people, who did the calculations and gave back the result. Later on similar work was done but with people using computers (which required a lot of manual intervention to do anything). I think she was a quadroon. No idea about the other two

I already posted a link above which debunks that ridiculous blackwashing propaganda movie: vdare.com/articles/america-should-be-ashamed-why-isnt-hidden-figures-about-nazi-scientist-arthur-rudolph

Pic related is one of the three. Black. Yeah…

Come on. Obviously he was talking about using the jet blast to float in.
While that also isn't the safest of ideas it would sort of work.

It's actually done for commercial entertainment.

>>>/oven/

kek

and now i'm pissed.

Is anyone surprised? That's literally how EVERYTHING goes for them so why would this be any different? Anyway the thing looks like a piece of shit which probably has only one basic bitch function. Gooks are like Jews so they probably did it to get some natural resource trade pact signed. Also, I wouldn't be surprised if one of the niggers was he idiot son of the deputy of something.

ok, you made this up, right?

According to my knowledge, that isn't a jet engine. Air would be too hot in such a confined space I think. But I could be wrong. But yes, in theory it might work. Albeit very uncomfortable.

orks, at least the 40k kind, unlike niggers can herp-a-derp their way into space, they don't envy superior cultures and are not cowards.

nigger technology thread?

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WE WUZ MECHWARRIOR

Fuck off kike. We know your tactics.

I wonder who did that, mein fuhrer…

This Cargo Cult shit doesn't make any sense at all. Why can't people just explain to them what plains actually are?

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I get that nigger people are dumb, but come on, they can't be that dumb. Can't these people just be shown some video tapes of the outside world? Why not just kidnap them and throw them in a zoo if they're truly this stupid?

Warning, this webm contains Fedora Tipping.

I understand your point but there was no attempt to educate them. It's also possible that the filming crew misunderstood and that's just like an art exibit for them or something, but the truth is, you can't "educate" a nigger past a certain point. IQ is real.

By the way, welcome to Holla Forums, enjoy your stay.

You think they'll let the undead white devil pirates who steal all their ancestors magical sky gibs show them a video tape?

Because they're """""human""""" and normalfags find it cute/quaint/charming that they are so monumentally retarded. Normalfags wouldn't react well if you moved them to an environment more suited to them.

Why did nigger get turned into nigger? I typed out b lack, not nigger.

Wordfilters, newfag. Lurk more.

I just want to warn you, the redpilling won't go away. The ride never ends, and you're here forever. I truly recommend going for a breath of fresh air.

Dawkins is an honorary jew. Ancient pagan Europe had reasons for worshiping nature that weren't retarded.

Don't say I didn't warn you.

(checked)
Wew I never knew that we are going to see a super disease pandemic in the future. How many people are infected with the super hiv/aids?

I am worried if super hiv/aids cross breed with the CMV.

Also he would be paying an even bigger tax if he raised the price which would just help the wall he doesn't want built get built even faster. It's just a stupid comic anyway you look at it.

I see no problem with this.

Shut up nigger

Kek'd.

this.

I used to think like that. Year 2017 AD and these apes are still in prehistory. Why? Because they're about as smart as very young kids. So they're uneducated and, to top it off, very dumb. They can't fathom what a machine is, that the plane could have some kind of engine, these people probably couldn't even figure out the wheel (africans didn't). So, for them, the only way such a big thing could fly is if some kind of divinity made it so.
There was a man the soviets found who lived completely isolated in Siberia since the 1930s (he ran from the bolsheviks for religious reasons, and by the time they found him the commies had calmed down). In the 1950s he noticed man had figured a way to send satellites to space since he saw fast-moving stars in the sky. Of course he had no idea how, but he didn't assume it really were the stars that were moving faster. How many tribes even noticed satellites? smithsonianmag.com/history/for-40-years-this-russian-family-was-cut-off-from-all-human-contact-unaware-of-world-war-ii-7354256/
They could, and naive people probably tried. Imagine trying to explain a very complicated topic, in great detail (no shortcuts, no hand-waving), to a kid who can't even read yet. The kid's bored and you're angry, right? Now imagine the kid is deeply religious and what you're explaining goes against his religion.

Been there, done that.

I never said it wasn't German designed you fucking mongoloids. The idiotic post I replied to said researched, designed, and built. Learn to fucking read before sperging about muh operation paperclip; there is no one on Holla Forums who doesn't know about that already.

I'm glad there's another cuck who feels more sympathy for non-whites than disdain.

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Is taking the bait somehow going to scare off the kike shills, or were all of you fuckers actually unable to recognize a joke? It's not even subtle.

Nigger's neverending parasitism never cease to amaze me

LOOK AT ME
I'm the captain now.

Post os ok, but -
- is obvious bullshit. Orbital satellites are much too small and distant to be seen by the naked eye.

that looks pretty cool

Who told you to leave your cave, you recessive-gened genetic mutant?

Fuck off bitch. I have seen quite a number of passing satellites in the night sky with my own two eyes. At dawn and dusk, passing sats often reflect sunlight back to Earth and as such are actually quite easy to see.

JEJ

Why the fuck are we helping them?
Why is Japan helping them?
stop it.

SHIEEET

BEHOLD THE NEGRUS GALACTICUS

BRING ME FORTH TOWARDS THE MELLONIUM CONSTELLATION

WE

=WUZ SPACEKANGZ==

N SHEEEIT

SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIET

Hey, it's Lo-rulez & Hardnigga!

That reminds me of this.

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We launch rockets? I thought Russia was in charge of most our rocket launches (International collaboration or something)… how did we got time to send out theirs?

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REEEEEEEEE

fuck… can it shoot? (I'm a huge /m/echa fan)

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We still do satellites.

Because geopolitics. That's why.

Russia is the only country able to launch people without killing them in the process. The reason for that is the burger shuttle got scrapped (granted, it was overexpensive). I don't know if they have replacement plans underway, they probably do.

SHEEEIIIIITTTTT

WE WUZ SPACEKANGZ
ANCIENT ALIENS WUZ nigger
SMH DA WHITEY TRYNA STEAL OUR HISTORY

nigger
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Aw shiiiiiet
Dis board b raycis n shieeee

So this begs the question, what the fuck are niggers imitating with their native tribal getup? Are they cargo-culting ancient ayys?

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The original rulers of Africa.

The little box is their satellite, right? I thought these kind of mini satellites could be bought by any civilian with enough cash.

They'd do a far better job of it than the native nigs

Kek

and they fucked it up by turning their back on traditions and began worshiping the descendant of Kang David.

Nigger hate threads just bring in the lowest common denominator. It should be a mandatory prerequisite to know that niggers are 70-85 IQ simians. Holla Forums is an advanced board, we don't need to restate the obvious to feel better about our predicament. HURRR AT LEAST I'M NOT A NIGGER!!!!. Well congratulations, but that still hasn't removed any Jewish power structures. Instead of wasting time laughing at the mentally ill, what are you doing to advance the causes which matter to white people?

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Who gives a fuck? We're having a kek here. The entire reason why we're doing so well is that we haven't given up fun, while (((leftism))) demands absolute obedience to (((political correctness)))

even assuming it doesn't happen like in your pic, i'm pretty sure that floating because you're supported by moving air and floating because low or zero gravity is definitely not the same thing.

Sounds like a nigger alright.

Wanna know how I know you're from T_D?

Back to cuckchan with you.

HIV is a harmless retrovirus. AIDS is caused by anal sex and drugs, including the drugs given to treat AIDS.

I fucking swear that the single most evil PsyOp, responsible for the most suffering in all of history, was to convince humans that niggers are also human.

Wanna know how I know you're pretending to be an oldfag?

Or thank Whites for being eternally gullible and forgiving.
Natural selection doesn't hand out participation trophies.

You’re a complete fucking idiot. You can see dozens of satellites and the ISS from virtually ANYWHERE between 60ºN and 60ºS.

Lame goalpost-moving - we were talking about satellites, not the ISS.

Second, you're a cocksucking liar (or really dumb). Are you really trying to say you're able to see an object with a diameter of less than 20m from more than 35,000km away, with naked eye? Most retarded thing I heard today.

the vast majority of satellites are low-orbit, about 800km high
and at dusk or dawn, when the sky is dark enough because the sun is deep enough behind the horizon, you can see LOTS of sunlit satellites circulating above you
if you've never left a city you can't have seen them
but everyone in a remote enough countryside with little light pollution is used to seeing them all the time
there are programs and websites that tell you which publically known satellites can be seen at which time and place
space.com/6870-spot-satellites.html
in-the-sky.org/satpasses.php

Reported. Kill yourself. satobs.org/iridium.html

HIV destroys the important cell in our immune system that defend us from the infections like the soldiers. When you don’t have enough of these immune cells, our bodies can’t fight off infections the way it used to be.

Ridiculous. It's categorically impossile to see even LEO satellites with the naked eye - too far away and much too small. When even a commercial airplane (!) at about 23km during daytime is already incredibly small, an object of less than 15m diameter at 800km? The very idea is preposterous.

Monkeys were sent into space before humans, you know.

Reported. We’ve proven you wrong.

If not Photochop, then this is the Niggest I've ever seen.

Fuck off. I don't know what you're pushing, but basic common sense dictates that an unaided human eyes cannot see objects that small at that distance. It's ridiculous.

What are stars, you cocksucking faggot? Holes punched in the big piece of paper hanging over us? You were proven wrong. Stop sucking your own cock and shut the fuck up about things you don’t understand.

Why are you bringing up stars? We're talking about man-made satellites, you goalpost-moving faggot. What are you shilling?

You see the reflected light off the solar panels user, not the satalight itself.

your shit's weak bruh

(nice dubs)
Nah. I've seen commercial airliners during sunset in the countryside. They reflect some light, but are already very small. A MUCH smaller object MUCH farther away (20-30km vs 800+)? Of course not. The only thing we can see from the ground with the naked eye are planes, balloons, that sort of thing. Anything else you need telescopes.

you can see the reflected sunlight from low-orbit satellites easily
what you're thinking about is geostationary orbit satellites, at 36000km altitude, that stay in fixed position relative to the surface of the earth and move at 1orbit/24h relatively to the background stars
go out sometime in the conditions I've described here and watch them yourself
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Satellite_watching

based uncommon sense says you don't understand everything

Reported. Go back to >>>/x/

I remember those ducks.

Of course you can see some satellites, just not with the naked eye. You need at least good binocs, and even then it's easy to confound them with planes and balloons. Fuckers move fast.

>Reported. Go back to >>>/x/
What does that board have to do with it, you cocksucking faggot. What are you shilling?

Reported. Cry harder, you fucking flat earther.

Wtf are you babbling about

did you check any of the links I posted?
I've seen satellites with the naked eye myself, the ISS included, the easiest to see because it's several times more luminous than other sats
and don't bullshit me it was planes, when a plane was nearby it was easy to track on flightradar24.com and to distinguish from a satellite anounced on in-the-sky.org/satpasses.php
you know nothing

This reminds me of that Kaiju fight in africa comic
Imagine a rocket cobbled together from rusty cars, mud, sticks and leaves.
AFRICA'S FINEST TEKNOLOGEE

That's exactly right. You basically just order them from various companies that make them, and then send them up (typically grouped along with other customers satellites)

they send you the frame
you have to build the components yourself
or subcontract them if you're an african
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/CubeSat

learn something new everyday

Truly the only honorary white African. Excluding the actual white ones.

It's a bit distracting but it's also a gift that keeps on giving.

how do it steeling sheit from the space?

This picture reveals her even better, in all her blue-eyed, and straight-haired niggerness.

Dunno if this was intentional of the maker of that image, but spice is a drug in the SW expanded universe.

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Wow, Japan is so progressive! I bet they are lubing up that jap asshole wide open for the 2020 Olympics.

They started doing that shit in order to look less attractive to slave-traders. Now it's just tradition.