Torrent file for anyone looking to play:
www41.zippyshare.com
Magnet Link:
magnet:?xt=urn:btih:b206abaebac6df077d3b3ebf6f650b2f29980ee5&dn=No+Man%27s+Sky+%28GOG%29&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.leechers-paradise.org%3A6969&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Fzer0day.ch%3A1337&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Fopen.demonii.com%3A1337&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.coppersurfer.tk%3A6969&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Fexodus.desync.com%3A6969
Let's talk a little bit about this situation we've got on our hands
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i'll bite
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Off yourself
store.steampowered.com
Come grab your salt, freshly packaged!
This is what is featured on the game's page
Oops
huh is it really so small? no wonder this game blows so much, the whole thing is just procedural shit without any real meat anywhere
TB stopped playing, but it seems to work fine for LIRIK.
It looks EXTREMELY boring though. Mine stuff, make stuff, recharge, recharge, fuck inventory full again, mine stuff.
Sage for double post
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How is plebbit taking this? I bet there's some serious salt over there.
the GOG installer with the .bin file is 2.5 gigs
installed it's about 5 gigs
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:3
nope
2.5 GB
the issue here is that it s looking stupid …
0.2 hour played ?
dude even if the game is horrible try at least to play (or put it in background) for 1 hour.
else you look pitifull and it resembel more of a mindless bashing that one could ignore because "muh kids"
i m saying "you" but obviously you are just posting their review so don t take it to yourself
I think the salt is going to birth a new Chaos God.
Sage isn't a downvote, it doesn't do anything, so quit getting butthurt
also
I had 2 posts in the thread, dumbass
Why?
What will his name be?
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only if the game could run for more than 5 min
Nigger are you retarded or what? Did you even read the reviews? People are unable to play at all!
You seem to get butthurt awfully easy.
If only they waited a few hours after release to consider buying it
Can they refund this product? Or are they fucked?
They can refund it anyway if they play less than 2 hours.
I don't know, Faggesh maybe?
so what ? are you enw to steam ? yout hink they will eddit their review ?
my point is complaning and puting 70% dislikes because it s not playable the 1st day will just ruin the truth about why this game is horrible .
"no man sky ? only 30% positive ? well it s due to it s lunch, now its good "
but ok do what you want
you have the steam forum to spam for that.
Steam has a mandatory refund system, I think it has a 48 hour window but its no questions asked so looks like they are going to make no money one PC
This game is so shit, you can't even have a Boston Salt Party with the ending.
If you spoil the game for people, it's way more likely they'll just thank you instead of being pissed.
depending on the law they should be
usually it s 7 days retractation or X hour played
so yea they can
So in answer to my question, yes, you are retarded.
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It's not even an "ending", the game just fucking resets and erases your save.
Why do you type like an Indian?
Indians are cheaper to hire to shill.
is this dolphin porn?
If you're doing this and not brushing your teeth every day, you're fucked in the head m8.
I'mma just play some more Doom (original). Fuck this shit.
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you would end up with superior content if it is, so nothing to lose
i fucking install it, i get past the title screen and its like this but with colors, what the fuck
because my keyboard was made in india ..
Look, you can't deny there is a sizable population of Holla Forums who only go there to spew memes
your so cool man, can i be ur friend? i played quake original
you can't be serious
Man it is a though choice; it is No Man's Sky or Eisenhorn: Xenos.
You mean like this whole website
So anyone checked the price of salt recently? I presume the price is about to plummet due to oversaturation in the market?
How do I change weapons?
I crafted the first gun and I can't find a way to change weapons. I can't find a key for it in option either.
Am I fucking retarded or are controls shit?
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The stress of making NMS aged Sean Murray horribly.
kek
We don't know. The mods are deleting everything negative. They missed a negative TotalBiscuit tweet link, though.
Makes sense, you're typing absolute shit Pajeet
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I like how even the shitty jokes we made about what would be at the center were more interesting than a quick lightshow and forced newgame+
the game doesnt even run
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Can someone who's actually played it tell me if it's even worth the download time?
I would have preferred there be some 2deep4u bullshit than there be literally nothing at all
TELL ME LIES
Literally crashes on Startup, so I'd say no
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God speed user
TELL ME LIES
Having witnessed my little 14 year old brother start spewing Holla Forums memes and mentioning moonman before while also being a redditfag, I can say I'm right.
Honestly, yes, naturally. Reddit does come here to regurgitate memes all the time.
wait for 8gb patch to fix this
What did they mean by this?
Maybe you're little brother isn't a faggot but you are, did you consider that possibility user?
It's only 2.5GB still no
no one cares
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This website has ruined this song for me, god bless you
The Rodina people should have set up a steam sale today too. Just for the hell of it.
"Boredom is a feature!"
t. consumer whore
torrent OP posted is fake, it just fucking stays in a starfield after the title screen.
pirates win again
no problems here
playing just fine max settings
computer barely hot compared to playing overgoywatch
I'm making a scroll of the reviews set to Ave Maria. I was gonna super impose some choice entries but I'm bored already so fuck it.
Yeah, I'M the faggot
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Roland from Poland does good reviews
I actually like that game.
Sue me.
At least you admit it
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That's such a boldfaced lie
5:50 straight up says multiplayer is in the game
They're simply a pretentious cunt who thinks that by seeing something out of worthless activities, something that can be easily granted by better games, that must mean they have superior taste to the obviously attention-deficit troglodytes that surround them.
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Uhh… sure?
you know… if that thing was intentionally designed by someone, I'd think it was pretty funny. But as randomly generated creature, it's just sad.
that's just the game being a broken piece of shit
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You've gotten more gameplay out of the game than most people user :^)
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It may be a little bit played out but Ave Maria is generic as hell
Sean Murray confirmed for top shyster
Reported.
Uh, refunds don't work that way, all the money goes back to you, Steam doesn't get any
Nah, friend got it and it works for him
If you ask them to refund to your credit card, then yes it does.
Steam gives you back money, but it still costs both dev and steam money, the difference is Steam still keeps a decent chunk of the money while the publisher has to front the money to pay for the lost sale
My video doesn't contain the lies, only the failure.
Fair enough, proceed then
Looks like Sean Murray just created the ultimate anti-piracy protection
How the fuck did he get on Colbert?
The media was hyping this game. But the studio has made some shit game before.
Seriously, what are his connections?
Why is Derek Smart in there?
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Holla Forums, did I enter bizarro land? What is going on here, Steam reviews are tearing this shitpile a new one? Did the normalfags finally wise up?
downloaded direct link from user here, works like a charm + preorder ship which is kewl, looks kinda like a z-wing
so far i walked around a little bit, learned the gek word for "high", got attacked by a crab person, and scanned some fugly ass animals, seriously one of them had gigantic testicle eyes and a spiky schlong nose ugliest goddamned thing ive seen
im kinda enjoying it so far, runs a little shit on my 7870 but it werks and doesnt crash, i dont know what all these quad sli nvidia tards are doing but clearly its wrong
next step: SPESS
No, it doesn't. That's not how it works at all.
open it from the desktop shortcut.
If they wised up they would have never have bought it in the first place.
Joe Danger is a masterpiece compared to No Mans Shit.
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Asking for a friend?
all the new games get very bad reviews because they never ever work on launch, you just haven't been paying attention
Probably Sony paying him to promote the game, you saw how much Normalfags were sucking this guy's dick before it finally came out it was just shit. My guess is they wanted him to become the next Todd Howard popularity wise to promote future games.
Ironically they got their wish
Small steps user, they are retarded and nobody thought to give them a special helmet.
Well, that's disappointing.
It's like you haven't been at the refund introduction salt party, where those fuckwits cried about losing money on refunded copies because they had to pay out the cut that Steam kept to themselves.
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ahaha
You are a leftist i take it.
For all you (2% of 18 quintillion) people having issues (entitled fucking freeloading pirates) whining about problems on PC, go buy it on your PS4 and hook it up to your 2cool4u 75hz monitor.
You didn't even pay for the servers, how the hell do you expect them to work?
sauce pls
if it functioned properly, or even half properly, they'd b sucking it off like it was the best game ever made. these people are delusional but also don't want to be seen as completely beyond the pale.
if you mean the "initialise" screen you need to hold down E you tardmade the same mistake
worst thing so far about this game is the UI, goddamn its awful despite looking like a spyphone app, hold down button to change graphical settings seriousleh kniggar
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we have ID's you idiot
Are you a NMS fanboy?
Goddamn i love the shitstorm, keep posting these user.
So which is worse, Mighty No 9 or NMS?
Uh…
Imagine the salt if this trainwreck had kickstarter backing involved
NMS. At least mighty no 9 had gameplay in it. sure it may be bad gameplay but it still counts
No, they should make it playable for all the people who fucking payed for it BEFORE it comes out, not after, that isn't entitlement, that's a basic fucking expectation a consumer should have after paying 60$ for a game
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Even the universe is procedurally telling me to generate myself away from this shit.
Does yours say you're old enough to have fun ?
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How horrifying.
I hope they didnt spend all that money just for Nu-mans sky
Vegas crashed, I give up, someone else already did something anyway.
to be fair mn9 does wo-
both are shit
Are you that shitter who was shilling for Elite: Dangerous yesterday? Because you're still wrong.
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I don't have an image accurate enough to describe my disdain for this fucking retard
aaaaahahahhahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Is it just me or is this sarcasm?
MEGA when?
I know that faggot. Definitely pretending to be retarded.
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Ughhhhh
Check igg-games user, they have a DDL for it.
MN9, Crowdfunding Jewery of the year
Nope, if I was I would have bought this shit game with my welfare check.
chrome-extension://bigefpfhnfcobdlfbedofhhaibnlghod/mega/secure.html#!9oskTIRD!Ks-RaqDoCC0hvuGk9Zi29xsSkVZennXCPmq5uNA7Jnc
Games nowadays don't even natively support those kind of low resolutions. Devs are too lazy to even support 4:3 without letterboxing.
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It, it actually works perfectly.
im sure it can get pretty hot if you tr to push garbage through it
how much RAM POWER do you think it has?
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TRY 600
Wow, apparently ever /r/nomansskythegame realized that this is bullshit. Color me amazed.
this is legit im running it, from previous thread:
some of you guys are alright, dont alt-tab in NMS..
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how all the (((steam user))) who defend the game immiditley jump in the thread and say otherwise.
You know that your shit is fucked when even leddit is ridiculing it.
These people cannot be serious
I sense sarcasm
I'm impressed.
Half of it is just being contrarian fucks, the other half is still salty about Bernie.
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He's just pretending, he doesn't own the game!
It's amazing and scary how people turn everything into an "us vs them" thing when they are desperate.
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I'm glad he is dying a long and painful death.
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I want this to be the next meme.
fucking cucks ma
They are among us >>10364562
I am willing to bet my life you can get a bingo within 3 minutes on the steam forum
It's been the Mustard Race meme for a long time. It's the casual's version of "filthy casual".
I got it within 3 seconds
Really?!
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I'm asumming that guy was being ironic. I mean you couldn't possibly be more obvious.
Okay, my biggest complaint about this shit
I was trying to change my fucking resolution for a full minute while clicking rapidly with nothing happening until I realized this. Why? Why would you do something that is so non-standard? Why do you have to click and hold?
that's actually fucking hilarious. please post more
How hard is he shitting his pants right now?
This just happened
Fuck man, I was fucking hyped for this piece of shit. I love minecraft when it came out, not for the building, but because I could explore infinite giant worlds. Minecraft became fucky and this game was the next game for me.
I understand if a game is bad, but I'll never accept a game that activelly lies to the consumer.
Welp, at least I still have Bloodborne.
On his toilet made of money?
Bro you can cover the board in three minutes on the steam forum.
he knew
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ha, retard
here is your reply.
Not after the refunds, steam, and Sony's cut.
You get your deserved punishment for ever being hyped for any game regardless of what's shown.
If you truly love minecraft, why you bought a game without ability to build? I am saying as a person who doesn't passionately hate minecraft, just its fanbase.
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Seems even people who bought it on PSN are getting refunds due to false advertising.
Just a quick glance over the topics
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I always wanted a game where you can explore randomly generated worlds, and this was just that. And yeah, call me a retard, 'cause I am apparently
I loved the exploring in minecraft, didn't care about the building
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Wait, steam let's you play games without updating?!
wew, I can finally whip these out again
>soundcloud.com
the hells taking the cancer so long to set in, jesus
This is fucking unacceptable, why would they charge $60 if they know that only 5% of the people who bought the game can play it.
The salt mines are flourishing over there. The moderation on that subreddit is trying to remove anything that would damage the game's image but the amount of pissed off people there are too much for them to handle.
Pic related
I love this delusional mentality that you are in some kind of club when you buy something, you arent faggot you are just a number, you deserve aids
the holding down bit is fucking stupid and the menu is cancer but wow nigger you are a little downsyndrome arent you its not that complicated just badly designed and iphoney.
haw haw you really are special needs, just watch a stream that way you at least get past beginning and can have an informed opinion on why its shit
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it's not even an update it's a missing redist that you get in every single game you download so it's already installed on your pc 100% of the time.
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Should have called himself a cuck and left it at that.
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I actually enjoy playing movie type games like LA noire at lunch
This generation will truly be the best goyim yet if some massive happening doesnt happen.
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Says the guy using meme arrows
Minecraft worlds all look the same, you're a super deluxe retard.
You should have been playing Space Engine.
>you will never be so PC brainwashed that your only insult will be "kid" until the ageism movement kicks in
I mean yeah I hate him as a person too but that's outside of video game and I mostly see his videos(adblock on) to see the games performance.(also he has some funny moments)
For some reason when I tried to get a screenshot it took a picture of my desktop. Anyway, the game looks like fucking trash even though I have everything except shadows on high, it also runs like trash
Wild looking wildlife. Very butifull
Supposedly a patch just went out to "fix" shit.
I'm buying it with every intention of just refunding it, will post results.
Guarantee that guy is Indian
You too can be "hookded"
which is funny because Salt does the same as nu man sky but with islands and its more playable and cheaper
I'm actually getting a headache from reading what these retards write.
Now you know journo shills pre-write their articles.
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You can just tell the shitstain is underage and has never experienced what it was like when developers were competent and could ship a finished, functional product out of the box.
How can he claim that Deus Ex is his favorite game and still call himself a proggresive leftist
Underage furfag, 7/10 would gas
Oh shit sauce
Pure cancer.
Steam has made developers really fucking complacent. Remember when there was literally no other way to get a game other than physical copy? Shipping with as many bugs on launch as devs do these days would have gotten the entire fucking staff fired back then.
we're living in bizzarro world where EDF4.1 was actually playable
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here's the thing about a game shipping without a copy of the Visual C++ redist.
It means they never, ever, ever tested a fresh install of the game on a clean machine. This is something GOG fixed in their release and I bet they facepalmed that the developers were that incompetent.
When I was a software developer I saw a guy get his ass fired on the spot for a similar, but honestly much smaller, error in a *non-release* build.
There's no defending it.
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I really wanted to like the game, but it's simply shit.
Ignore the fact that it's an obvious unpolished console port (terrible controls, shit menu, weak graphics) but this game is not worth in no way 60$. The content is something of a mobile game.
I think Sony were kind of geniuses here, they invested highly into marketing to hype the game and almost nothing into the development.
This might be a new recipe..
Hello games and welcome to the game!
I think I'm over smugged.
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Post yfw you didn't even think about buying this piece of shit!
An infinite safe space, mind you.
BY THE WAY
Ironically, I downloaded the GOG installer for free, had zero crashes and zero performance issues.
Yeah alright, thats fair, I can't tell you whats funny. But I don't like it and when I don't laugh and I'm being fed his stupid politics, I can't stand it. Don't care much for his opinions either, he seems like the kinda faggot who plays WoW every expansion and then complains about how it's trash, while going, "Well alright, i have to admit they didn't ram my asshole so hard and the new lube does feel nice"
Almost like they knew. You check the users by chance?
WHATCHA GONNA DO WITH YOUR PROBLEM?
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gold
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Blunder of the decade?
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You think they introduced some peformance triggers to make the users whine about the performance and not about the actual gameplay?
Cancer: The Post
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No that's Evolve.
Also, I'm having flashback from Elite Dangerous, maybe they'll milk the same retards who bought ED.
For anyone with the misfortune of trying to play this game theres a couple of exploits that make things a little bit more bearable.
If you sprint and melee attack and then immediately jetpack you can get around a lot faster than running, it at least turns it into a hovering simulator rather than a walking simulator.
And once your overheat bar turns red on your multitool if you stop shooting for a second until your multitool makes a noise and then shoot again the overheat bar will empty instantly so you never have to worry about overheating.
It at least makes the 90% of gameplay you'll spend shooting rocks a little less tedious.
Uhh thanks.
Its common for video games to pop up on talk shows.
Guess its over folks. Sony fi ally has a game and it works better then on pc, time to give up and join the Sony movement!
I think it was rigged for a different reason.
THE GLITCHES ON PC WERE RIGGED TO LOWER AMOUNT OF REFUNDS, SO PEOPLE WILL WAIT FOR PATCHES BEFORE FOUNDING OUT THAT THE GAME IS SHIT IN 2 HOURS OF PLAYING IT
this level of brainwashing is actually terrifying, how the fuck can a video game dev hold such sway over someone?
But of course it backfired, cause hello games doesn't know pc user base.
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What's funny, thats brainwashing over a fucking video game. Now think how you can use same schemes for political brainwashing into fascism.
yeah, I know steam users always complain about performance at every game, but that's not the problem of this game.
202,915 In-Game
This is fucking madness. Same price as GTA fucking VI , as many users paid for it. And GTA cost what to make? 200 million? This shit game.. this will give birth to a new era of shit games.
Brand loyalty is a strange enigma of Capitalism. See: Bethesda, Sony, Ninteno.
They don't need to do anything, schoolkids are natural hormone-controlled morons, just cater to them like moms.
I wouldn't even know of it without Holla Forums. What a nice day.
Holla Forums you have to go back
And then you wonder why games are shit now. The average normalfag gaymer wants to be deceived. All the red flags were there and they still fell for another preorder bait-and-switch scam.
what
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Developer: Hello Games
Publisher: Hello Games
What's going on?
Under strict control of sony though. Sony probably made them to go by this shitty deadline.
I never said Capitalism was bad, I was just saying that brand loyalty goes against the basic idea of "company screws you over, buy from other company".
It was pushed by Sony, and they took the reigns for the project.
That's already 1,25 million for the 13 man studio.
Fug.
how appropriate
Right, so I got past the startup crash. Had to reinstall VCRedist 2013 to get through. Fucked with the settings and am restarting now.
Are you implying that there wasn't a MASSIVE marketing stunt ever since this game was announced? Being from a small indie team was also part of it.
It all makes sense now! The game only works for hipsters.
guys did you try turning it on and off again?
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I think it might be because their computers are ps4 tier with their hardware.
holy shit
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY FUCKING CUTSCENES
It would be much better for No Man's Sky to continue be PS4 exclusive. At least it would be less embarrassment and hassle.
You won't disagree that console fags had worse taste than pc gamers. There are a lot of copies sold for ps4, and people who like them.
Also notice shilling for ps4 version of the game in the comments.
Looks like the defense force is back in action, used to be 29%.
Just reimburse it now while you still can.
Gosh guys, that was mine. Be more choosy.
"I was merely pretending to be a retard."
I'm gonna, don't worry.
yes it doesn't work
wait nvm my computer was unplugged lol
Some devs will give people money for the game just so they can just give a positive review.
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PMed you the fix :)
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No it's an old recipe, since the biggest part of a game's budget is the marketing and it's been exponentially getting more bloated at the expense of the actual development of said vidya.
What kind of a savage walks barefoot with no socks?
Hipsters buy it. The game was made for mentally ill incapacitated children.
Yeah and I am starting to get suspicious .We know someone already who said 'the game works fine for me it's your fault'
Also, those are my dubs because my OC.
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Guys he has been IN computers since '77. He knows his shit.
commit sudoku
I'm predicting that the review score will settle out to 50-60%. This is a game being marketed by Sony after all, and Sony will pull all the stops to prop it up like they did with the new Ghostbusters.
This is truly a new era.
Posting salt we gathered in the Galactical Yes I know I'm a retard for not making it Galactic Salt party yesterday
They are probably lying to defend Sean's honor.
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Does this trigger you?
If we are posting salt this is the best one i got.
It reminds me of that Idiocracy screen.
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Alright this this is weird.
I got borderless working, I'm in the game, and when you start it goes through a mock "SYSTEMS STARTING" thing as you gen the world."
Alt-tabbing out in windowed mode freezes gameplay, but the UI is still fucking going as if I'm in the game and going through.
I bet the audio stopped too.
Super bizarre.
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you can't alt+tab in the ps4 so maybe that's why.
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That will be it for now.
Is there MP in this shit game? I remember people talking about exploring together.
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Is this actually what happens?
The multiplayer was a lie, all you can do is upload your names.
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About that…
Sean said you would be able to play with your friends. So no; You can't.
Nope, in fact they lied about it up to the games release
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So they use a KAMIKAZE indie dev team to lie about the game. Ruin their reputation, but fuck it, retire early with a nice sum of money while the shadow company gets the big cut.
Figures, no wonder big publishers get away with shitty practices.
GAS ALL FROG POSTERS
Sony is probing the boundaries of what they can do and get away with. Worst comes to worst, this shitty indie dev studio takes the fall and most of the criticism and bad press.
Did they even bother optimizing this garbage?
I have a gtx780 and the game, limited at 30fps, was trying to actively fry my PC. What the fucking hell.
WHY DO THEY TAKE CONTROL AWAY FROM THE PLAYER EVERY FUCKING TIME THEY ACTIVATE A BEACON OR ANYTHING OF THE SORT
With enough marketing to you could sell shit packed in a nice gift bag and the retarded hipsters will say it tastes amazing.
Even better 2 player where about to meet each other and when they got to the planet they where at different times of day and couldn't find each other. It was explained because of ma light speed time warp.
Sony probably specifically asked Hello to make pc version as shit as possible to make people buy ps4 one.
Is it a cutscene or something?
Video games have no future.
You've got to be shitting me.
ah,, the luxury of being a pirate
Hey, do any Holla Forums fags want to meet up?
what part of you cant meet up you dont understand?
sorry already uninstalled the game.
it plays an unskippable 10 second cutscene
which mind you, is EVERY time
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haha, searched the exit for 1 minute, it's in options. 1 minute means a lot when there's a timeline for getting a refund.
How many times do we have to say no multiplayer? Best you can do is make another vid about people meeting up but cannot see eachother.
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Normalfag will defend this.
Ah the power of buyer's remorse.
Sounds like a bitch, why explore planets if you have to get a cutscene for trying to explore it?
post that on Holla Forums and it will have a whole new meaning
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It's working now, totally fine.
Actually getting a stable 80 fps, which is a bit of a bitch since I set it to cap at 90 but whatever.
Internal render resolution seems to be fucked, looking into that.
They really are human cattle
They wanted to create that effect from some space movies. The screen gets all cinematic 16:9
Amazing! On day 1 users managed to make 850+ threads on the technical issue page !
WHAT IS GOING ON!!
>mfw people on my friends list preordered this shit game
Yes!!! Now I can post my silly happy face for doing what everyone on this site did to convey that I'm part of the in-group of Holla Forums!!
Sci fi book covers actually
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Now that's rare.
This game reeked of shit as soon as it was announced; vapid devs, empty worlds, no driving focus, no interactivity with the world besides violence, no fun police, same old procedural generation. The list can go on, but the fact that people just can't seem to grasp that this game would break all of the promises is just as bad as the game itself. How far can a person go to deny that a game is bad, despite all of the evidence and people saying otherwise? I'm not talking about shills, though, I mean people who get suckered into these scams.
I don't think I've ever seen people complain about there not being fun police. user are you a fun masochist
Nani~?!
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Oh look, they already call people who hate the game "bigots"
over 220.000 in game
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I'm in fucking university and and am getting excellent education. I think the uneducated retards or the underage legitimately call others that. Anyone else feeling that?
Alright that's enough for now, I've only got 1.5 hours left before I can't refund it anymore and I'm gonna put it off until tomorrow.
I named my starting planet, the system, and the critter, so I think I done did good.
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HOLY SHIT I FOUND A HUGE PASTA. BIGGER THAN ANY OF YOURS
Should i post it?
No, you don't understand. He calling the people that hate on a game, because it is popular, sheep. The game is popular, but the ones that hate it are sheep.
I'm hungry. Feed me, boy.
Just like pretty much every mechanic, they aren't there to compliment the whole or deliver another layer to the game. They are there to literally drag you down.
Do it, we thrive on their salt.
holy fuck this game makes me rage as someone studying evolution. It's like what creationists think evolution is. Just fucking no.
if there's one thing this game got right, that's how fast you feel like you're going
No Man's Sky An Awsome Game By A team Of 10 peaple an indie team and it is awsome. the goal is to get to the senter of the galaxy tho you can go wherever you want in the game no limits no invisible walls you dont have to go to the center if you dont want to Either Heres Something i would likw to say. Over 18 Quantillion Planets With Alien Npcs Space Combat. Proceedural Buildings. Cave Networks. Dungeons And More. This Game is Evolutionary No One has ever gone to this scale of proceedural Generation Before. These Devs Dont Take money Like EA Sports Or Treyarch Or Especially Ubisoft With all Those DLCs And Content Packs That Cost 40 Dollors.
Instead Your Getting The Whole Game The devs said themselvs in a review that there wont be any DLCs to the game. Instead There will be free Updates From Time To Time Depending On How The community Is Going. Ive Already pre-orderd And Im Glad I Did. these Devs Are Open To the Community They Are Very True and dont tell white lies to make the game look better like some other companies.
No Man's Sky even uses randomly generated Soundtrack, Animals, Trees Grass…etc ITS ALL PROCEEDURAL And very unique Its been In developement Since 2012 After Joe Danger 2 they put alot of hard work and effort in to this theres sooooooo much more to the game then just walking around. somethings you can find that the devs wont even know about. theres much more that the devs wont tell us. They want us to discover the Infinite Universe Areselfs. there Are Even Multiple Galaxies Witch you Can Warp to If You Have Enough Fuel. Theres A Bit Of Crafting, Theres Upgrading Weapons And Your Player. All Solar Systems Are Simulated Planets Rotate Around the suns moons orbit those planets too. Planets Are Planet Sized. it would take over 2 weeks in real life to walk around a adverage sized planet in the game. thats HUGE Ive Been Following This Game for years Aswell as My Friends Its Gotten even Better with Content Since 2013 me and My friends Always wanted A Game like This For Ages Way Back In The Early 90s Now we Have It.
Every thing I Typed There Is Just 15% Of Whats In The Game and What you Can Do. i Also Dont like The way Some Peaple Bring This Game Down soo much its gonna be an amazing game. not to everyone but to many im sure. There Are Over 1 BILLION Possible Creature Types in The game to be honest Infinite amounts of creatures. also alot of peaple been saying alot of the planets are empty or have the same animals.
1, the planets in teh trailer and ign videos most of them are from the same solar system they choose one at random and used it for that.
2, ITS PROCEEDURAL Not all Planets Have life. Infact 99.9% Of planets In the Game Are Mostly Barren The Devs Said Themselvs But Out Of 18 Quiantillion Planets theres Still Over 999 BILLION planets with life ATLEAST. Some Planets can Have Dinosaurs Some Could Have Small Creatures Some Could Have All Types Of Creatures Its Random it depends on what type of planet it is how far its away from the sun or how close. p
Planets Far From the Sun Are Colder planets Planets closer To there Suns Are Hotter Planets Mixed Tempretures are temperate And Can Have A decent amount Of Life. Theres Rivers Oceans Mountains Caves And SOOOOOOO Much more to the game. you dont have to like this game but try not to make a negatiev post about it im not saying everyone will like this but im pretty sure alot of peaple will These Devs Worked Their Butts Off To make This As A small team around 10 peaple this is alot. The Game can also be Played Offline Aswell.
Lastly the Game Generates As You Go so It Shouldint require A Super PC to run it its also on Playstation 4. So This game To me is a 10/10 I Think It Will Be A large Win.
Why? If you wanted it that much why not just pirate it?
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To get the updates right away.
I'm gonna refund it, calm your titties.
When the only form of interaction between the planet and the player is mining resources and scanning, then the no fun police is very detrimental to gameplay. At least in other games they don't penalize you for surviving, rather they punish you for doing bad things.
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It's the only thing that keeps this whole mess from being horribly depressing
To be fair, that just means the gender isn't the same across the species, meaning it has more than one.
Of course, if it turns out there's a "dimorphic" or "binary" gender modifier and this doesn't refer to that, then you can bitch about it.
Why.
Even reddit is shitting on it relentlessly. This may be a turning point for shitty unfinished 'games'
Wait. Is that the actual ending?
To type like a Pajeet, Relena
Technically speaking, yes its a toaster.
When you run this kind of unoptimized piece of fucking cancerous nigger shit software.. its a fucking toaster and cant keep up
Yes
Just imagine what will happen with Deus Ex.
I love current year.
I got an achievement by playing 5 min of the game I am 100% sure he is just leaving it at the background
(CAN'T WAKE UP)
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They shouldn't let kids buy games, let alone write reviews. Also
Its like the person read all the shit the devs have said, plus other shills and put it as his own.
I haven't been following news on the new deus ex, please don't tell me that's shaping up to be shit too.
Look at these raving new reviews coming in!
jesus christ Nu Males Sky must really be something
Since the day it was announced. It is absolute fucking garbage. The gameplay seems retarded and story is about muh oppression.
bazinga
Jim gave it a 5/10 imagine if he played the pc version.
I've played over 600 hours of Fallout New Vegas and I still don't feel like I should review it since I haven't played it enough.
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Your face when someone was actually stupid enough to pay 60€ for this shit?
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wow, NO FUCKING WAY, I DIDNT KNOW THAT !!
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Haha, I can't believe this.
I have toaster laptop from 2013, it can play Witcher 3 on Low without overheating, but No Man's Sky puts processor, and both graphic cards over 90 degrees celcius just from the fucking starting menu!
Hahahaha holy shit what
Holy shit. Now they switching baits.
Jesus fucking Christ that drop in quality after the original video.
Is this a new meme ? The majority of PC games are being released without widespread issues, that's why you heard nobody bitching about it.
I swear some people are just retarded. At least give people the option to turn that off holy shit.
Is he shittalking a woman?
what the fuck are you talking about? shit looks like DE:HR but with more variety. Not thats impressive. From what i know, Jensen can go full rogue and not give a shit about either side. As long as it gives me that option ill play it
Your dog is not proceduraly generated enough.
That's interesting.
at least he didnt say the worse in the world were white nationalists
They are getting desperate
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I hadnt seen that video in years. Good memories
HOLD IT! Guys. I believe I'm beginning to see a pattern here…
This has to be a joke right? IF not, then that is really sad. When did people develop more chromosomes?
They totally made a Steam account just to play this awesome, game. D-don't look into it too much, goy- I mean, fellow gamer!
Justice is served, the fag was banned.
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At least he got b&
YOU SHOULD GO TO PRISON TO EXPERIENCE THIS GAME RIGHT
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now going to read salt.
Muhfugga bix nood
Holy shit
Same excuse as for Elite Dangerous.
"Isn't every single game ever made is just as repetitive as No Man's Sky?"
I bet the bots will turn it to positive by tomorrow
The salt is real
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I can't imagine going to jail because I'm not a stupid nigger.
Convicts would claim the game is cruel and unusual punishment.
Oh my god have you cracked the code?
I gotta help them
Tell me you are joking. Please. It cannot be that fucking retard.
I think i now understand audience of this game…
Truly this game has the ability to leave gamers spellbound by its greatness. We should all support this new elite developer, goy- guys.
HOW DID THEY FUCK UP THIS
YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE ABLE TO GO ZOOM ZOOM FROM PLANET TO PLANET
IT TAKES LIKE A SOLID IRL MINUTE OR SO
I flew for around 10 minutes in the direction of the sun at max speed and it didn't seem to be any closer
I'm pretty sure you can't reach it
wew
There's a button to go fast i think.
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even WITH the go fast button
the moderation felt strange. I'm usually on b or actual warchat but have been on newplus a bit recently. and steam forums.
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My name in Space Captain Jon and I am going to explore every single one of you. All of you are Large, Slow Moving, Celestial Bodies that spend every second of the day looking at the naked stars. You are everything in my world. I don't know if any of you can even support life. I mean, I guess its fun naming animals, but this takes exploring to a whole new level. This is even better than collecting zibflacks on zeltram.
Don't be a radio listener. Respond with your own broadcast. I'm pretty much Five by Five. I was first in my class in pilots school and leader of the EVA club. What pastimes do you enjoy besides exercising to promote cardiovascular health? I also log many planets and have a .5 past light speed spaceship.(She just transported me here, trip was SO fast.) You are all great pilots who should be proud of yourselves. Thanks for downloading.
Pic related: Its me and my ship."
Darwin is spinning in his grave.
This whole thing is megakek, I'm running out of popcorn. Thank feck I didn't pre-order it. £40-45 for a shit poor man's Spore that doesn't even work… there's a sucker born every picosecond.
We're better off playing Space Engine.
Has there ever been a procedural generated game that was good? Don't really see why anyone expected this one to be the first
Sony started censoring people on the youtube, who make bad opinions of the game.
According to all known laws
of aviation,
there is no way a bee
should be able to fly.
Its wings are too small to get
its fat little body off the ground.
The bee, of course, flies anyway
because bees don't care
what humans think is impossible.
Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
Ooh, black and yellow!
Let's shake it up a little.
Barry! Breakfast is ready!
Ooming!
Hang on a second.
Hello?
- Barry?
- Adam?
- Oan you believe this is happening?
- I can't. I'll pick you up.
Looking sharp.
Use the stairs. Your father
paid good money for those.
Sorry. I'm excited.
Here's the graduate.
We're very proud of you, son.
A perfect report card, all B's.
Very proud.
Ma! I got a thing going here.
- You got lint on your fuzz.
- Ow! That's me!
- Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000.
- Bye!
Barry, I told you,
stop flying in the house!
- Hey, Adam.
- Hey, Barry.
- Is that fuzz gel?
- A little. Special day, graduation.
Never thought I'd make it.
Three days grade school,
three days high school.
Those were awkward.
Three days college. I'm glad I took
a day and hitchhiked around the hive.
You did come back different.
- Hi, Barry.
- Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good.
- Hear about Frankie?
- Yeah.
- You going to the funeral?
- No, I'm not going.
Everybody knows,
sting someone, you die.
Don't waste it on a squirrel.
Such a hothead.
I guess he could have
just gotten out of the way.
I love this incorporating
an amusement park into our day.
user are you ok?
did you have a stroke?
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Should…should we call somebody?
please dont post the whole script
I just want everyone to know I wasn't a shill. and while I did preorder and will be trying to figure out how to unfuck it I can at least enjoy the mountains of salt. even if the game is a scam at least we wuill always have the salt. one person, who must have been trolling, compared this to xrebirth aka afterbirth.
jesus man kys
It's "The PC Launch Goes… Well" on the RPS site, Steam have cut away the …
Nu Male's Cry
Why?
For what reason did you think this would be a wise decision?
So I torrented the game and even streamed it for a while to figure out just how bad it was.
First, my game ran just as bad as TBs stream, but I'm on a potato while TB has two fucking Titans on his.
Second, the game is literally a glorified walking sim. Even your ship feels really slow unless you're on turbo which makes it so that steering is a bitch, or you pulse drive which makes you move in a set path. I thought at least the combat could somehow save it, but fighting droids? They miss most of the shots they make unless you move left and right, your shots aren't accurate either, and you also move really slow. I didn't even try to continue into the space combat.
I can't believe I found a game with less content than Starbound. I thought you had to try really hard to do that.
Smells like a GamerGate 2.0 in the making.
So, how much our stakes that they will make ability to build and multiplayer as paid dlc?
Friday, amirite? Drink water, you dumb, shining star.
Go home waterboy. Give guy some rest. Preordering this shit is like asking to be cucked.
Prep-ordering. Fetch the bulls.
You know I just went on reddit to check if there was any butthurt, but it seems like they're pretty pissed off too
I'm surprised
give me more rare todds
You'll go back in time just like the game design of no mans sky?
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As if this game couldn't be any more bare bones.
What? No way people are not reviewing this turd.
Niggers upset with NMS just download Space Engine. Same shit basically (muh 16 quintillion worlds+), only free and it actually works.
Thats some shit that Olivia from Bolivia would do.
sony isn't handing out review copies, and even those glue huffers aren't dumb enough to pay for this garbage
There are no any funny creatures, fun police or ayy lmaos.
Just get Elite Dangerous.
You can even get the DLC to land on planets
There is only the majesty of space.
Thats fishy. At least the large amount of videos and reviews that show how bad the game is works against Sony's bullshit.
This is how game works for many users, apparently.
B-but then you won't get the pre-order dlc ship!
Its even more funny that pre-order dlc ship could break a fucking game.
Todd Ho-, Sean Murray said on twitter that the game is in fact a 2.5 gb download.
Exactly what I told a friend of mine 2 months ago. But no, you gotta be a good goy and preorder because it gives you a fucking ship.
He has not been able to run the game since it released on steam.
People never learn. A friend of mine pre-ordered the 90€ best goy edition of Hearts of Iron 4.
He couldn't launch it on release.
so I just ran into a monolith about the money grubbing geks, most of you actually playing this thing have probably realized that these little frog fuckers are basically space jews, but this confirms it:
the monolith gave me "deep knowledge on the terrible history of the gek" and went on to rant about how they are the original beings destined to rule over all creation
DO NOT TRUST GEK
AROUND GEK, WATCH YOUR GEPÄCK
REMOVE GEK OF AYYFUKC SMELL
GOD IS A HUMAN
im playing with the preorder ship, its in the pirate, you almost always get the preorder shit with the pirate
thats the right size, should have preorder as well
To be honest with Steam refunds it really doesn't matter.
I assure you he will never even consider a refund.
I'm gonna predict he's gonna somehow get the game running and play over the time limit for refunds, because he enjoys eating blatant shit.
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Post more Steam/Reddit salt
Isn't it great that you can't even lay a hand on them at all and the only thing you can fight are hungry space monstrosities and robots?
Reddit is madder than Holla Forums at the moment
Go mine some I'm sure there are still people who don't know the ending
can i get some random big e-celeb names shitting on no guys buy?
TotalCuck was trying to be an absolute middle-man about it. You would think dying is going to make him stop this bullshit.
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totalasshat is 100% a faggot
I already seen boogie, but his key moment was "you get an achievement for meeting TWO aliens"
im having pretty fun have 18 slot exosuit already and 15 slot mutitool makes mining and moving around stupid easily and they aren't even fully upgraded yet.
working on a better ship need like 5.4million thou one in current system and it has 32 slots
He actually likes the game though. That is just a bit.
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I already seen the dunkey one, is that it? Is there any big review site like IGN reviewed game yet?
it's nothing special anyway. The game is shit, played for like an hour and feel like I did everything, cant be bothered to come back to it and grind more resources for warp cells. Pirate ofc
This… Is the power of No Man's sky…
it's getting worse over time
Considering what HoI4 is, he was pretty lucky.
Is your GPU overheating?
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this game was hyped and fapped over way before sony offered shekels in the process you filthy kike marxist.
Can someone post the screenshot of the guy whose 1080 catched on fire
the game might have cooked your gpu
it's back down to a safe 60, it's been up to 100 in the really hot days of summer
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Here a honest review
This game is nothing.
I am dead srsly!
Yes, there are tons of planets to discover but guess what, they are all the same! Maybe the shape or the colore change here and there. Plants and trees look generel fucked up but overall, if you saw one corner you saw them all. After two houres you saw everything and it begins to repeat …SLOWLY to repeat.
This game is damn slow, it is so slow that it get so damn boring that you fall asleep. The movement of the char is like playing a damn old guy in a big fucking astronaut suit who is heavy as fuck. Killzone is a joke compared to the movement of muh-male.sky.
the graphic is nothing. it is just polish up with too much of everything. the atmosphere is full with bullshit flying crap, flowers butterlys and little gismos. More plants and trees, stones and grass as 'farcry' ever had. Too much, even on low settings everything is too much. As if the dev would punsh his "LOOK LOOK LOOK HOW BEUTIFULL" right in you face,…
slow, boring, nothing to do and totally overdosed for nothing.
crafting is the breake for this train. Just so you don't start to run and discover too much in a short time. Crafting is like as if someone is cutting your legs of just so you can stay and enjoy the view. Yeah, go on and explore the shit that you saw all the time since the last 2 houres.
Every planet has his own colore. NO POLES NO SNOW OR ANYTHING
it is just that nothing more.
And all you actually do is in a very damn slow process going up and down, slow as fuck. You play as a grandpa astronaut in the loophole univers. And in case you try to kill yourself, yeah, good luck with that. The ship cant crash, at least not on a planet. Try it yourself, hold down the left analog stick RT+B and get suprised motherfucker. Or go for a walk and use your rocketsuit, try the freefall suicide, good luck with that. I never died but i guess it is possible…but it takes very long, it is a damn SLOW process.
the end
Oh well, this is why I do it. Haven't even installed it, guess I'll wait for the obligatory patch.
Depending on your system, it'll either work a bit or not at all. I'm running it right now it's not unplayable for me. I think it's definitely worth a torrent, but certainly not money for what you're getting.
I'm not overly thrilled about it anyway, so I'll wait rather than it leaving a sour taste in my mouth with what could very well be a mediocre game to begin with. Patience is a virtue.
Behold the proud Space Jew…
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Amazing job
I pirated this game expecting it to be shit
I keep getting surprised at how shit it is
I have never seen game design this bad outside of starbound
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Here, more shit for the thread.
underage faggot detected
I didn't get my hopes up and I was still disappointed.
NMS isn't even a game. There's no gameplay.
Siivagunner on point as always.
Looks like you got lost on the way to
>>>Holla Forums
only thing i have to grind for is gold for units to get a 5million ship put i hear there is the void stones or whatever if you follow the story and get shit ton of money and shit idk just kinda of been exploring the few planets i have been at only real thing to swap planets for is resources get bunch of exo suits from drop pods and other shit from copy paste buildings
could you guys give me 10 differences between this game and Spore?
Looks like the devs are copying postive reviews multiple times by the same people to boost their score.
You also have fags like these freaking out about how you can't criticize the game sincei t was shared with the world. He got more asshurt when people pointed out how the game is not indie since it is published by sony.
twitter.com
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You could actually create things in Spore and there was much more gameplay.
Wow, when did it come out 1?
