⭐️Princess of the Internet, Hufflepuff Elite, The Sweetest Secret of NIMH, on her phone

if only spirit energy could charge phones

2 percent now ;;

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Should've just said "No, but it looks like you need one" or something.

You were forsaken by quite a few people

I would never tho bb

This

(Bad Fox)
what is S&W?

📱🔫😔

Well she's my boss so

Also the head store manager is obese as fuck, and so is the head of HR

💀📲

Spice and Wolf.

how do i sell my body to people who arent random creeps on the street but cute weebs. i dont really have any other options here..

FUCK

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Am I on the left or the right?

you say spice and wolf
i say Smith & Wesson

I have two spare bedrooms above ground level

That honestly would be like hell.

...

Goodbye friends

See you in the afterlife of charged batteries

By getting an actual job.

What is that implying

H-Hey..

Oh...
i've never watched Spice and Wolf before.

...

Use Craigslist

I have this rare thing called tact and personability that keeps me going

Right.

At least spice and wolf actually has good QC.

what's your job again tsuchi

Muu you're alive

Holy shit

Watch it.

:D

kaMuu?!

It is not pleasant

Then you're on the left and rejecting me which is super rude because of the aforementioned forsaking

Borf

Leave

IT SAYS 'COME HERE'
CAN'T YOU READ

Yo Muu
How ya been

where?

oh okay yeh let me just get me and alison to apply for visa's and figure out how to get 2000$ for a plane ticket and a visitors visa to go stay with you for 3 months maximum and come back to a country with no home, money or anything

GREAT

im sorry

doesn't matter

i guess thats what i have to do

Quickly start posting Homura and Trixie, so I can feel like I'm talking to myself from years ago.
Back when you went by Circle Jerker.

Better?

saved

You poor thing.

Managing a database, spreadsheets and forms for someone's business for a few hundred bucks a week.

why 3 tops?

Torrent sites.

Other than the pedo thing it's fine I guess

keep the receipts

ow

omg is that really that guy from those years ago?

USA -> UK Travel Visa is 3 months max afaik
and them my gf has to apply for a passport

I don't even know how to mr. smile tho

Which one's got seeds tho
:s

oh right shit yeah the citizenship thing lol

Good ♥

Then again I'm biased.

i don't think i own anything made by them anyway lol

Don't know!
You'll have to look!

gonna add your gf on fb

Well that's not good..

?

it sounds hard to prove in a court of law

Hiiiiiiii Forts

Well,

Geology.

Turns out I really, really hate fieldwork.

Thanks

I'll Ka you in a muunite.

What?
I report it on my taxes.

nyaa.se/?page=view&tid=172460

gimme moar to work with~

My repertoire has expanded since we last spoke.
I believe I have a few somewhere in my house...

Back to work

the court of law is metaphorical

k

...

Yep.

I'll show you.
Send me over that trip on steam, and I'll give it a go.

wow... no.

not one bit

don't really feel like dealing with steamgaurd bullshit right now

Hurry up!

amazing.
he still exists.

It's the most seeds there is for a single torrent..
nyaa.se/?page=view&tid=517776
That's second best

i don't know anything of theirs that i really want either tbh. though i can't think of a single gun by them.
i want loads of guns by HK and FN though

Subtle is a pretty passable trap ngl

What the fuck planet do you live on?

anybody wanna play halo wars on Xbox live

I beat the AI on easy once and now feel quite the pro

Don't let the door hit on you on the way out

Where'd you go to?

it's Red listed though....

;~; at least it's only 4 gb

...

there's better guns out here really.
Do you own any guns?

I found out my ancestors caused WWII
I went into hiding.

So... Sore...

-hugs the mu-

Your answers aren't quite autistic enough to be the real Muu.

...

too much sex?

oh you got the surgery?

...

I catch a little more autism every time you post Clannad.

I'll give it a go without the trip then.
It's just not the same, you know?

He never really left.

At least hint to me what you want to say, or at tell my why you can't say it in thread.

whats the drama smiles
whod you sleep around with this time

i forgot i took steamgaurd off
i just sent you one

several
the HK ones i want are just guns i feel the need to own and wouldn't actually carry too often
no pistols yet though

It's not much worse than Fate

That's good!

how has he stayed hidden this whole time?!

It's the fucking art style.
Their eyes are the goddamn sides of their face.

No drama.
Nobody.

Logging on

I can't say it in thread because Tsuchi has a habit of reading everything I say and persuading you not to listen because you don't have mind of you own

btw they still hate you
: ^ )

I'm sorry I was so rough on you last night...~

Mu!

I'll stab you

what do you think of sig sauer? i want a few of there's too

...

Muu!

Knives are illegal in Britain.

How did you get from art style -> autism
._.

ok

Add me on steam.
I'll concede that and nothing more.

By no one caring.

Sigs are good.
A bit on the clunky side and tend to be a bit heavy. Though, its been ages since I held one.

I change my mind, you tell Tsuchi everything and you can't be trusted

i mean
you could tell me whats really happening
or i can hear the warped version from the other side that probably speaks a lot more ill about you

Ugh those faces though
How can you watch that shit?

I at least endured it cause some chick wanted to watch it and we ended up messing around like 3 EPs in

No they're not.
Only specific ones.

Also, I have a hammer.

Muuu

Hello kamuu

I've missed you so much how are you doing?

Matlab is a god damn nightmare to work with.
Goodgod .

:c
sounds sad.

They look like they have down syndrome.

You probably have like a plastic toy hammer.
Since that's all the government feels you're safe enough to handle.

Good
Bait.

Just say no.

i want at least 3 of there's. gotta get a meme glock too.
my dad is really trying to get me to get a taurus but i'm not so sure about em

...

No, just a 40 mile bike ride. Ouch...

That was supposed to be our secret >.>

That u?

IM NOT EVEN BAITING

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Its school related.so, no is out of the question.

Get the 9mm.

That's it? lmao

MathLab is fucking awful and genuinely hate every second I've spent on it.

i mean i want a vp9 but i don't plan on owning many 9mm
i have like 2k rounds of .45 in my room right now

I'll man your dy in a minute, Mandy

It's real
It's for smashing rocks
I used it to fix the freezer

Just finished last exam of the academic year

Mu

Too baaaad~

I'm going to have to learn it sooner or later...

Python was much better imo.

you love the methlab though
why is that tsuchi

o.o those that mean you have more time for us~?

And then a lot of cybering...

Subtle told me all your dirty secrets

More or less...

Oh, my! How lewd!

I'll be waiting.

Love you, Bardo!

Do you own a .45 pistol?

the syntax is awful. like really bad.

I'm sure you did.
You just pounded on it with the toy hammer while you're dad actually fixed it.

You're cheating on me again, huh...

Yes or no?

no. i turned 21 a week ago so i couldn't own them anyway. i've shot dozens of em though

deja vu

I don't speak Mexican

Okie dokie.
At least that's all cleared up.

O-Ho Ho, playing on my insecurities? Fine.
Anyway, Tsuchi was alluding to me (as a joke), and I texted him about what I saw in thread because I was lurking. He tried to call me out more directly, and people made a joke about it. After Alexis named me specifically, I made a post saying to "leave me out of this".
Apparently I offended Grim with this, and he told me that I'm not relevant and shouldn't be acting as if I was relevant. I responded by saying that I was simply reacting to my name being called. He then assumed that I had email notifications set up, and tried to call me out on it. Implying that my actions were contradictory to what a person would do if they didn't want to truly be involved in thread drama. I told them I didn't have notifications and he could ask Erin for proof. Erin arrived, and Grim disappeared.

All and all I didn't see any drama, and I'm more confused with why you're asking me.
This happened in the thread literally an hour ago, and you can see it for yourself.

Yeah. That was me. And this is my dog.

it's french

I hope you can get over your obsession with him. He's no good for you and you can do much... much better...

Nice watch

Same thing

Good bye ♥

It's kind of a cheap one. Just 30 bucks I think. My dress watch is cooler looking. But that one is my every day. And a couple rings, usually.

don't fucking come back

Bye whoever you are

I'm too sporadic to make any promises

H-huh?

H-hey, try to appear like you're afraid!

Some day
I'll have to
But not this day

Pffft
As if
I boiled the hammer then applied the hammer to the ice.

Just kidding guys i'm actually not leaving.

hi madno how are you

...

Or you could just unplug it.

yeah
i dont know what to do

The only emotion I would have from seeing you is joy, love.

Not bad, considering. It's my birfday. Usually, I hate them. But this one was just work and then my dad is in the hospital, so that. Now it is getting close to bed time.

How about you, bud?

if you say so

so mean

...

Brad

ty fam
grim will love you again in a few days dont worry about it

goodnight mandy~

goodnight, muu~

die

you die too

disgusting pedophile bastard needs to off himself

Thanks but i'm already dead.

I'm just confused by the entire thing.
It's kinda stupid.

It was just a stray patch of ice blocking the door.

My solution was way better than that of whichever bitch thought "try to close it and shove a chair against it, leaving it slightly open anyway."

I'll make you regret!

I'll 111/100 you in a minute

Night

Or you could've just salted it.

Good night, love. May your dreams be as sweet as you are!

Regret not having enough time?

huh?

@_@

same

lol you shouldn't feel the need to explain yourself. especially to boo

you say this every time

they are one?

Do I look like I have salt?
And anyway, it was kind of like on the roof of the freezer.

Using a hammer was a way better idea, it hardly took any work.

Rolled 1 (1d2)double action
striker

It was a terrible idea because the floors are usually plastic.

...

DISGUSTING
I'm still gonna get both in the end anyway though

back on mlpchan around when I first started he asked if I liked loli then linked me to a fucking literal cp website

Speed up your replies you useless girl.

ppls dont bully me I am sensitive thank you

hey bae how you doing?

I will do and say whatever I want.

I own you stupid.

N-no Ban owns me

...

...

...

.

Just let it die.
Shh.
Shhhh.

...

I have arrived

blood rushing

I'm looking for some help
I need someone to save her ass

Chinese tricks in rooms
With ghosts of hooker girlie dudes
Me and heroin, maybe we can make some cash

elma pls

To where, little kitty?

I didn't even hammer it, I used the heated metal to melt the ice!

...

...

Awww, so cute~

...

thanks

...

dog semen

...

...

Thanks everyone
I enjoyed being Bard for a day

??

...

We enjoyed posting with you

I WOULD IF YOU WERE A REAL GIRL

Need some petting?

She is like a perfect pure cinnamon rolll

Why would you wanna be such an asshole?

That's okay
There're many bards

I'm gonna Kick Bard in the Ribs

Why not the head?

bard is mai waifu

yes but not from you

This is honestly one of the best folders I've ever finished

moo

pls

response

EHHHHHHHHHH?!?!

every time

that fucking scream

...

...

I only purr when cute girls pet me

...

...

...

You used to purr just fine when I pet you.

you will get one meow

huuuuuh

He wants to smack your ass.

...

did it died

I don't have to take this kind of abuse from a closetfag

Yan stop posting one of my waifu.

I'm not one

Mine a shit

Whatever

pew pew

I only do gay things cause it's fun

i want to fuck you
thoughts?

So how fun was it to cum in your own mouth?

I love them

keep it in your pants

I've never done that

Wth

Guess who just got unemployed

So do are you just forgetful or a liar?

probably both

@Tsuchi

What happened D:

I slept for 15 hours

Yeah thats what my swimteam was like.

so you're all getting kicked out?

rip

Ah.. have fun tonight, I doubt you really wanna dwell on it any more

Luckyyy

i cant wait for the impending civil war

why are traps habitually irresponsible?

Doing fine.. how about yourself?

D
A
I
L
Y

I liked it better when this was about blood.

that's just people overall

pretty good and even better since you are here to lewd : ^)

Is this where I shitpost my memes

you didn't actually talk about memes with him.. did you?

Im more than just to lewd you know..

Are they new and spicy?

you just wanna talk about boners

...

I swear that's fucking Kanra/BC

so you're here to lewd then too, eh?

Nope, just warm sticky blood

We talked about how retarded memes are and how Holla Forums is shit

You know it

Hi Grim

how was your day mina

What about Melty Blood?

3/10

Jesus please save me.
did it end well?

The Fight Game/VN series?
Never played them.

yeeeah but the other stuff comes later, i mean if you really wanna switch it around some its doable? i guess

im here to do whatever whenever, so yes that is part of it yo

Went on a date with a cute and nice guy. How about you?
I know

It did end well

Fine fine

how about me? o.o

thats good. gonna do it again soon?

good erica

I hope so

No punishment..

w-we could do things

cute.

Who are you????????

Im that one Erica you know

...

cute avatar

...

No but im from/HG/ and /ERP/ on 4chan, but I visit here every so often.

Thanks~

all the punishment for you cutie

things?

I don't know you!

Gay as fuck.

Help

Nooooooooooo!

Ah, so I don't know you. Got it.

y-you know..

cutie

lol

...

Watch heterosexual shows.
And stop sucking Desu's dick so much.

I-I rolled a 1

Well you know my name and where I come from, so he has a basic understanding of who I am.

I do!
And I don't!

Pretty sure the flagless is Kamuu.

"I just can't stop sucking dick." -Subtle, 2016

yeeeeees one has to make sure the pet will listen, duh

goooooonna need words for this one so spit it out

Put that shit on my grave

>///< it's embarrasssssing

I just spent the past four hours talking with my best friend about his stress and how he feels and like I love him to death and I enjoy talking with him but sometimes it's uncomfortable because I don't know really how to appropriately react when he gets affectionate and my first instinct is to offer... bodily comforts... but I know that won't solve any of his problems and it will make some of them worse and it hurts so much because I feel weak and powerless and ashamed of myself and it's hard to know if I'm really helping just by being there for him to talk to and hold

Are you going to be buried next to Desu?

Also, that's the most beta as fuck image ever.

B-But ill listen! Just no hurting the Erica..

I think the appropriate way to react would be to not have sex with him like a slut.

Same coffin

IT'S A JOKE

I think it's more that his friend isn't gay it's why they're saying it's a terrible idea.

That is abhorrent.

being there for someone is the best you can probably do.
tfw no revy comfort ;-;

Yeah I know I was just kidding
I can't help but think that in like ~70 years, being buried might be a bit different though

that quite possibly is the point of getting you to say it

itll just be sore later not exactly really hurting, maaaaybe

You'll be boiled down at the Soylent Green factory.

hmpf

did you tell her?

Haven't seen that film :c
Good night

Obviously I know that
Obligatory "you don't know my life"

Tsuchi we've been over this, I'm a girl

slept in then got my exam back, aced it :D

i wanna fuck this radioactive yellow monkey

who was spoiled again

...

Does he routinely sit you down and blab at you for periods of four hours?

That's great. What're you doing to celebrate

...

You're a MtF.
Look, I have nothing against that but to say it rather bluntly, a male attracted to a MtF, especially one that's not even fully transitioned, is pretty fucking gay.

I'm being inspired to work even harder

so being attracted to someone who's all finished with it isn't as bad? especially if say you didn't know they were before?
asking for a friend :^)

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