How do you get an Umbreon with Speed Boost?
You get a male one and tell him he's going to be a father.
ITT: we write original jokes about pokémon
Cameron Williams
Hudson Smith
You want to hear a joke about slowpoke?
John Bell
hey guys turn on the news, someone just attacked the world trade center
Jonathan Martin
What is the pokemon phrase for "no worries"?
Kakuna Rattata
Thomas Baker
What's the difference between a Pokemon and a Mario?
I don't know, I never played a Nintendo game before.
Brayden Cruz
Pikachu?
More like PEE-ACHOO!!!
GET IT!?
CAUSE HE PISSES HIMSELF THEN SNEEZES
HAHAHAHA SHIIIEEET
Zachary Phillips
The autism is already past containment point
Jeremiah Collins
(checked)
Ethan Torres
What happens when you give an Eevee a thousand dollars a month for no reason?
A Patreon
Sebastian Taylor
hey, that's pretty good
Dominic Rogers
Fucking idiot.
Wyatt Murphy
most autistic OP on Holla Forums
Austin Bell
What pokemon do you eat on a diet?
Butter-free
Colton Thompson
How do you get a pikachu on the bus?
you poke em on
Aaron Mitchell
What happens when you put an angry Ekans and an angry Meowth in the same room?
You get a hisssssss-y fit!
Parker Torres
What do a call a Growlithe that can't breathe fire?
A dog
Isaiah Johnson
Why do people like poison types so much?
They have great poisonalities!
Oliver King
are you people for real?
Ethan Harris
What route is the Pokemon Day Care on?
Route 34
Jayden White
dude WHAT THE FUCK. why are you posting pictures of me? how the fuck did you find that? what the fuck, holy shit. i'm freaking out right now, THAT IS LITERALLY ME. HOW DID YOU FIND THAT, WHERE DID YOU FIND THAT PICTURE user. i'm so fucking scared, i'm shaking, please don't fucking dox me dude, i'm begging you.
Jacob Diaz
Don't be a cloyed-ster just because you're not a happiny enough guy to en-nurse-joy this amazing thread.
Nathan Green
most pokemon names are already puns to begin with
Grayson Powell
Don't worry man that's just a Ditto that found a picture of you. Not actually you.
Connor Taylor
It is funny because it is true.
James King
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Jonathan Foster
How do poison types walk into the room?
They open the Garbodoor, wipe their shoes on the Zumat, and hang their coat on the Spinarack
Hunter Davis
How does Tyrantrum walk into the room?
He opens the door and gets on the floor
Nathaniel Lee
It's jap name is Blacky
Benjamin Sanchez
HE WAS DESTROYED!
Blake Cooper
Yuo rang?
Adrian Lee
Close but wrong master of autism.
Brandon Ramirez
I know but that was the latest pic I saved from the thread, if I remember correctly my internet cut and when I got back everyone left
Parker Fisher
Oh my god
Jaxon Reed
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Leo Parker
Here's a good one
Pokemon Sun and Moon
Jayden Thompson
It's also often overlooked that they can sweat poison.
Henry Sullivan
Calm your autism, user.
Cameron Turner
Did you hear about the Pokemon trainer that tried to catch a Mewtwo?
He was destroyed!
Did you hear about the Holla Forums thread that made shitty Pokemon jokes?
IT WAS SAGED
Henry Reyes
This is now a dubs thread
Brayden Garcia
Grown Men moved to tears by dubs.
Landon Lopez
Those are pretty good haha
Liam Miller
What do you call a Glaceon covered in semen?
Joshua Wood
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Nicholas Baker
>>>Holla Forums
Chase James
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Thomas Bennett
Enlighten me user.
Josiah Clark
a Glazedceon
Samuel James
fuck you
Hunter Baker
The only funny joke here.
Give me another, user.
Gavin Adams
visible physical version of autism
Alexander White
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Thomas Williams
VISIBLE?
What do you call a ghost that you can see?
An orphans dead mother
Brandon Nguyen
Sheeiiitttt
Noah Barnes
How do you get a pokemon to speak beyond their own name?
put a probopass in the same room as a koffing
Leo Murphy
o u