How come Samus isn't naked under her armor, Holla Forums?

How come Samus isn't naked under her armor, Holla Forums?

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Same reason knights aren't naked under their armor retard

Metal gets really hot when in constant contact with a person who's doing a lot of physical activity, mate.

Sharp edges and plastic/metal tubing for flexible joints aren't comfortable m80.

end my life

I don't know if bird technology has cooling systems built within the armor. It's probably like a full-body hydration and cooling suit, similar to what you'd see in Dune.
Being a mercenary, fighting cosmic dinosaurs and seafood carries the likelihood that you won't be catching many drinking or bio breaks

It's sexy to think about user, but from a practical standpoint the suit likely gathers a lot of heat during normal operation and ambient environmental heat which would make it like a sauna, and to add on to that the suit likely has some exposed pointy parts here and there causing discomfort, pain, and chafing.

The zero suit likely regulates body heat to compensate for the suit's heat and protects the skin against the suit's internal parts.

I actually know almost nothing about Metroid so I'm just assuming a lot of this from an engineering standpoint.

It's a sad, lonely existence being attracted to Samus in the suit, but it's well worth it.

Who's fucking them?

What kind of absolute madman is brave or stupid enough to fuck Dark Samus?

megaman

I don't know what power you'd get from Dark Samus, but I'd use it.

Fucking hate Zero Shit. Hate ponytails and grown to completely hate bodysuits now. Where's all the art of Samus' original outfit and build like Super and thankfully Fusion canonically after everything with that shit.

Bob cut > Shaggy > Ponytail > Braids > Afro > Bald > Twintails > your taste

justin bailey pls go

Fucking kill yourself.

What the fuck? Are you a nigger who's into negresses straight off the boat?
This is what you hate. Consider reevaluating your life and your shit taste.

No. Never said I liked bald.

On a more serious note, how does Samus do the morphball? Even if you take into account that she might be extremely athletic and so could curl herself into a very small form, the morphball would be nothing but spinebreaking.

morphball

So does it break her body down into a pure energy thingie or what?

in metroid prime it seems that it actually does just that.

Shoot yourself for too many reasons to fucking list.

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What? Are you insinuating that she's an alcoholic and a pathological slut?

On top of that, the Morph Ball (at least in the Prime games) has a 1 meter diameter, and Samus is about 2 meters tall. So it's actually not much smaller than her standing height.


Samus with long hair falling down her shoulders and back is great. It's the only reason I'm not all that happy about the ponytail becoming her default look.

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Tasty.

Samus was also noticeably somewhat /fit/.

Not too much muscle. It was really sexy.

Who wants to help me hunt a whale?

Bald should be on top.

You piece of shit, user.

youll lose your leg

Sakamoto, you need professional help.

TTTHHHIIICCCCCC

I fucking hate this reality we live in.

Where the hell?

by who?

Fapping on fat girls makes me less cautious about the fact i am myself fat as fuck.

She isn't chubby shitlord, she's beautiful and healthy and you're evil for suggesting otherwise.

I understand your pain, user.

I know, right? I got to the point where I'm too self-conscious to find athletic girls attractive. And I'm not even that fat.

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i wonder how much salt there was over the thin concept art and spray, considering how much asspain there was when someone drew fanart of her where she wasnt a god damn planetoid.

There was a psychological test long ago, i read about it somewhere. It said that people like others who look just like them, even if they don't know it. Hence so many "i'l fuck my own clone" jokes.

It seems according to it, racemixers are mentally ill, though.

We already knew that though.

I would a thick asian though.

Yeah you could have them.

You know what: No. I'm just going to fuck off from this thread. See you all later, faggots.

Don't need a study to know that.

what the christ

Genetically fat girls that cant get any thinner, but still hit the gym every day. Shaped fat, everything tight and on the right place

Go on gelbooru and search "fat photo". You gonna have a good time.

And by good time you mean fucking terrible? Yeah you're right about that.

Are you a nigger?

im amused if thats what you meant by good time

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I just wanted you to know that it was a horrible experience and I hope you feel bad about yourself

I searched for armors instead, hope you don't mind.

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Metal against skin isn't very comfortable.

The greeks discovered this thousands of years ago.
The holes are for strapping leather to the insides of the greaves

Do you dare enter this magical realm? :^)

I bet you faggots love something like this:
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halloween isnt too far away

It would chafe her boobs.

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I like both but I'm sorry that people can't into tagging

Damn that's spooky.

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Feminism.

If samus was a male he would be naked.

Abit more better if you ask me.

Shes THICC

there are never going to be enough mako lewds

Fit and toned is what you want to both look sexy and not die at 40 to cardiovascular diseases.

Orientals mixed with Denisovans and Neanderthals, Europids with neanderthals…
Yeah, just like shy people. Put them on medication.

I can also get behind this

More like devouring.

And I like the colored hair/goth girl look. Get in line to kill yourself, I'm first.

And this is classified as "fat" instead of "thin" for the purpose of pointing out pandering to fat people, it's all retarded.

Why aren't medieval knights naked under their armor? The answer is because that'd fuck their skin up.

dude, she's fat - like Velma tried to keep up with Shaggy fat. Those big meaty claws won't attract a mate

That's not the ingame model with the fat ass, nigger.

So to distract from the feeder faggots in this thread, I just played Zero Mission again for the 30th birthday. I trust I'm not the only one who think the epilogue section fucking sucks. No fun at all. Even after getting the suit the level is a chore. Almost ruined the rest of the game for me. Almost.

Do you not see that fucking waist?
Can't blame you, I had trouble finding it too seeing how fucking thin it is!


The in game model is wearing a fucking snow suit.

BIG MEATY CLAWS

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INVISIBLE WAIST

And yoga pants. Stop pretending to be retarded like every time you have this same charade of a debate.

That further proves my point though?

I see the waist, but those fucking BIG MEATY CLAWS are distracting me.

Afroes are fucking disgusting and at the bottom of everything

I love me some strong women, but even the suggestion of fake tits turns my dick right off.

what a waste

You're taste a shit

That ass is nice, but the upper half, no thanks.

Thighs too fat


you're making me puke user

Fat? That's muscle dude. But any bigger would look weird, but those thighs look pretty good.

Is this your ideal woman then

It's more in terms of facial structure, skin color, and hair than it is body structure.

Whatever you say, lardass

i've seen this picture a lot and it looks like her belly has been photoshopped to be bigger. I'm not sure why because I'm sure the unshopped version is still huge, but if you look at the bit of stomach hit by the blue light of the television you can see it's really blurry which is what makes me believe it's been altered.

I'm physically fit, don't know what you're talking about.

Hey, my pa always said, "Go big or go home, son."

It's alright to like em whaled. Do what my dad says and
GO BIG

you sure want this cartoon character to be fat enough to turn you on

Not a fan of fat, or even THICCC, I like the mix between some athletic and average amount of fat. But no strong athletic, but cardiobunny athletic.

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can we please get more naked samus? and please don't spoiler it.

Fat fetishists or inflationists or whatever they call their degeneracy. Deviantart was a mistake.

never change Holla Forums

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I played through it again not too long ago for a 100% under 2 hour run. I still enjoy the epilogue section. In fact, I wouldn't mind a full game of that style. Maybe you start off stealthy having to avoid all the enemies but slowly acquire equipment to insta-stealth-kill different types of enemies guarding areas to unlock progression.

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bueno

It's weird to see how the female body changes when they do too much exercise.
There's a grill bodybuilder on tumblr crystinathebootyqueen.tumblr.com , her BF is a black dude with a bbc, that guy's muscles look like he's wearing the Master Chief armor under his skin.

Louis CK approved.

What the fuck
Does he take up three seats on the bus because of his lanky kong arms?

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That has nothing to do with exercise

created it today

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The white man is cattle in human form, show him no mercy.
His only goal in life is to prep the bull.

I'd say she's more classic Velma.
It would explain why she's my favorite Overwatch girl.

Plenty of room at the back of the bus

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Bob cut is so bad that it isn't even a joke. Literally anything is better than bob cut.

Pigtails on grown women are reserved for girls that are a special brand of crazy. It's like chicks with blue or pink hair - it's a warning sign, stay away.

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No, you are a faggot with shit taste. Pigtails look cute.

You're allowed to like what you like, dude, but pigtails on grown women is absolutely a huge red flag. Feel free to stick your dick in crazy if you want, but just know she wore the warning sign on her head.

Define "grown women"

2D > 3D, as usual.

3d never fails to disappoint.

Porn directors always fucking do this.
They find some niche fetish, make a video that starts off being about that fetish only to drop it entirely like 5% the way into the video.
So fucking many obscure fetish do this that I wonder if the people making the porn even know what audience they're looking for. It's like they're trying to make people angry.

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>obscure fetish *videos

How does she contort herself to fit in the ball?

Anyone out of highschool. If you're a lolicon then I guess you're good.

How many "niche fetishes" could you possibly have to know that?

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If Krieg was a nigger

You do know where you are, right?

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Just report and hide the bumpers.

had to google that first. That website is not really a zentai website, but one that focuses on pantyhose, feet and those weird dildos.

This site sounds like fucking garbage.

Nintendo

idk about that, whenever I post them there are always people that love them. I can't say the same about all the other shit that I have.

Also, strapon's are only gay when used on a man, what's wrong with 2 woman using those?

Mate would you mind fucking off to >>>/wx/ instead of dumping here?

What's wrong about attaching a webm to my post? I would have made the post anyway. Also I am out of fresh webm's anyway.

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nein

Pretty sure the Blue Bomber has lost the will to live

Roids

Are soldiers naked when they wear chest? No.

It's not pure love if they use dildos. Then again it is 3D.

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MAN THE HARPOONS!

THAR BE A YELLOW WHALE

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Braids > Ponytail > Twintails > Shaggy > Bob Cut > Getting AIDS > Afro > Killing yourself > Bald

If you disagree with me you are a irremediable faggot and deserve to die.

0/10 wouldn't operate with

I am surrounded by plebeians.

Hime cut is so shit it's not even worth mentioning.

Yeah that ain't natural.

t-thanks op you could've just said "hey guys dump porn so my thread gets deleted"

This man gets it. Strapon shit immediately invalidates something as real lesbians.

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Shoulder length hair > ungroomed long hair > wild short hair > absolute irredeemable fucking shit > buzzcut > bald

That's the only list you need.

Beehives > Pompadours > Hime cuts > Knee-length long hair > Braids > everything else > bald > dyke cuts

Not fit enough.

Disgusting. Only redeemable thing about that hairstyle is that someone can just flick a match in their general direction if they want to murder them.

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What was the link, it got reported.

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Don't diss on Fatchouli

:'^)

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Good fucking riddance. As long as he's not retarded and actually a good boyfriend, good for him.

my nigger

Welcome to my world.
I love legs and thighs but fat thunder thighs disgust me. Also like butts but gigantic ghetto booties and the actual anus hole disgust me too. Tasteful muscles and the outlines of abs, but not muscle chicks.

At least "slim" is still searchable.

Yes.

I bet you don't even lift.


When people say "don't skip leg day," this is not what they meant. He's clearly never done a squat or deadlift in his fucking life.
Well, that or he's photoshopping himself and he's actually a skellington. Something about that second photo looks off.

That's a very good looking man.

Whoever drew that image has a poor understanding of anatomy and how to draw 3D forms.

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shit art everywhere

As long he's a nice person, I don't really care.

Jokes are supposed to be funny.

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I'm sorry, but I'm not a homosexual.

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Poor Samus

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Stronk inderpendent wymen a shit. This bitch is guaran-fucking-teed to turn into a feminist bull-dyke, like the vast majority of muscular wymen.

I guess "proportion" is a foreign word in niggeria dictionary.

Where am I expected to sign in for my certificate?

If people would learn English, this would be better.

okay but until then imagine her squeezing those ass cheeks on your erect penis

what is wrong with racemixing?

i mean imagine diddy kong racing in gran turismo, it just wouldnt make sense

Recognise the king of all hair styles for everyone and anyone

slam baby

The mentally ill results for one. Loss of racial diversity also doesn't help.

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So… any nude hacks for AM2R yet?

Worst thread on Holla Forums by a longshot.

And it's 4am