There are anons that not only bought Blunderborn but are desperately trying to defend it on Holla Forums

There are anons that not only bought Blunderborn but are desperately trying to defend it on Holla Forums

How could you be so fucking stupid? What did you think you were in for?

These must be the same retards that bought borderlands 2 and supported burch, right?

Where

Where? Blunderborn bombed so hard i haven't seen a single person on Holla Forums or even reddit shilling it, no one even wants to make fun of it's failure, it's like Gearbox just walked between Valve and Blizzard and said "hey guize!!1! can i make my team based shooter too???? :DDD"

I don't see it mentioned and had actually forgotten it existed

Waiting for your 4chan ban to expire son?

There are anons here using Windows 10, including our dumbass kike board owner

Borderlands 2 I enjoyed a bit more than the original in some ways because it was faster paced and it had a PC port that wasn't shit with adjustable FoVs.

But the game was let down by horrible writing, focusing on being a generic resistance "fight da powa" story instead of it being just you and 4 other people exploring a hostile wasteland in the hopes for treasure, and the devs are the biggest retards on the face of the planet. I say that because around the time of the game's release, people could easily exploit special items into the game by editing a text file I think, and the devs freaked the fuck out acting like they made an MMO instead of what it is, a single player game you can play co op.

cmon

How is Battleborn suppose to look like Pixar OR anime?

Because they say so.

I just wanna fuck Phoebe

He probably means half/v/.

whatever was going on during this games design process must have been fucking incredible, the designs are erratic and don't seem to follow any basic rules for class/hero shooting, every single character is over-designed, the color palette is a fucking nightmare and i'm not even an artfag i can just tell by looking at it because its a fucking mess

I bought it when it was 15 dollary-doos on humble bundle.

God DAMN I am stupid. Just fucking retarded. I am only capable of breathing out of my mouth since that purchase.

Just fucking dumb.

She has the best design in the game

Pity they pushed Big Army Dudebro With Small Head Because He's An Idiot Get It? instead.

How'd it feel spending $15 on a poorly optimzed game with dead online along with getting a Borderlands 2 expansion pack?

I'm honestly not sure if I'm being baited, but it feels too genuine to be so.

Top lel.

It felt like telling my own mother that I don't love her.

A momentary impulse followed by a lifetime of shame and piercing failure.

Battleborn is pretty bad.

I riked it a little. It was easy but fun. Didn't have to pay for any of it either

Oh I thought this was bloodborne thread

i came here to laugh at you

I just checked paheal. There are 46 results for Battleborn. Whatever the fuck this thing is suppose to be has the most porn out of all of the characters, followed by the bird.

Borderlands 2 was not as bad, even if it was a very flawed entry in the series and left many fans disappointed and uneasy about a sequel.

Borderlands 3 was full cuck and 500% more meme than the previous game. I had a normalfag friend who made the mistake of buying it and he deeply regrets it, and he loved Borderlands 2.

Anyone who bought StillBorn is like a level beyond retard; a super retard.


There was thread a few weeks ago that had at least two people shilling it. Probably gearbox staff.

This is the true tragedy. Barely any anons paid for blunderborn, but who knows how many "got nuttin 2 hide" jackasses are running 10 right this second?

Funny you say that, immediately after launch they had an event where you can play with devs, and one user with an absurdly large amount of time spent on the game immediately after launch> Either that was a drone or one of the employees desperately trying to get people to buy it.


I guess that's sort of appealing in a way? I still don't get what that is, why is it part human and part dead I guess?

You're right, it's part human and part voiced by Ashley Burch.

Fingers crossed he'll do a video about No Man's Sky next…

It's a loli that can give four handjobs at once. It's popularity should not be suprising.

can she jack you off with her MIND?

but i only have one dick for now

There are more people here who bought Overwatch though.

wew

i unironically gagged

So, anytone taking bets on when it will hit F2P?

Are there? I haven't seen it.

I really like the game too. Some of the humor and spoken dialog are cringeworthy but everything else about the game is really great. I wouldn't have ever bought it at full price but it was definatley worth that 15 dollars price it was in the humble bundle. Benedict and Montana are my favorite characters to play as so far.

Where's that pic of morons in Holla Forums Holla Forums steam group playing fo4?

Some of the dialogue is pretty bad, yeah. Big step up from BL2, at least.

Montana / Alani here, FINALLY got a good build working for Alani. I've had to rely on Montana previously because that was the only character I could do anything with.

I bought it 40$ on PS4 (and in the 2 weeks it took to arrive it went through like 3 sales lmao) and don't regret a dollar. Played like 16 consecutive hours yesterday.

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it's better than buying and liking overwatch

I haven't seen a single user defending it. What are you on about?

It's the best CRAPCUNTS on the market

best team-based shooter i've played since TF2
arguably better now that TF2 is hat hell with bumper cars

(nice dubs)
I've been laughing at this game long enough in these threads to know that there are 2 main guys. One who racked up 300 hours within a month's time and claimed to have gotten it with his wife/girlfriend or whatever because TF2 went down the shitter (no arguments about that last statement there).
The other admitted that he didn't even buy the game, only saw trailers, and said that "his PS4 copy was arriving soon". Yet he was still going into full shill mode like an invalid. Either way

Seriously faggot?
Fuck off.

second one was me, fam
it arrived and it's probably the only game i've gotten super hyped for in the last year without being disappointed

also i didn't "only see trailers", i watched several hours of commentary-free PvP matches.

YOU CAN'T EVEN PLAY THE SINGLE PLAYER STORYMODE OFFLINE

YOU WARNED ME IT WAS SHIT, Holla Forums, BUT WHY DIDN'T I LISTEN?

Top fucking kek

Literally no one on our forums has even hinted at this game not being total trash

kys

Nah, I GS all the time. Never been banned once. I think the faggot might have called Sony, asked for a deactivation, they put two and two together and got us both banned instead.

It says online connection required.

Any game that needs that is a bad game.

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Might want to take your own advice user.

Why isn't this F2P yet? Do they really think anyone's going to pay for it instead of Overwatch?

Yet another amazing thread about stillborn.

wait, did you let him log into your account or something lmao


i've already done so, but let me do so again:

battleborn is a good game


they'll probably wait a few months longer. PS4 still has a good playercount

Apparently no man's sky is online though
This is so fucking confusing

Browse reddit and you will be more up to date on how shit No Dick's Sky is.

How new are you faggots? There are even sjws here, thats why mongolian cave painting boards suck, they are always full of infiltrators and shills

I read a few posts

Are you really so fucking triggered by them you still remember them with all those details and make a thread pretty much specifically aimed at whining about them?

Which one is Battleborn again? Is it the kinda shitty one or is it the massively shitty one?

Sorry for the late response, but here's how I think it went:


Or

yeah it's most likely that you downloaded it despite not owning it

that's not too surprising given that it's essentially piracy. why the fuck did they have to permaban him, though? that's retarded

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herbb derbb it's a team shooter except one of the modes is based off of MOBAs

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I got it in that Humble Bundle, so, a huge discount. The one thing I must say I find interesting is small, but I missed it in FPS games: You can see your body, feet and stuff. That's really rare nowadays.

Honestly, OP, where? This game being bad is one of the few things Holla Forums agrees on. Bara Eagle Is the only good thing and that is questionable at best.

wrong
battleborn is the best team shooter on the market right now
it's no TF2 killer, granted, but that doesn't really matter since TF2 already killed itself