Describe your sex life with a video game title

he's gay but doesn't want to admit it

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i'm going with god hand as well, not because its low hanging fruit but its reached a point where my left hand will outclass anything i will ever experience. the one time i almost made it with a girl the only foreplay she gave me despite me fingerblasting her was some babysoft crotch rubbing through my jeans, i knew then it was a lost cause that wasn't going to get me hard. fooling around in the dark wasn't helping compared to the massive amount of porn i've seen either

so i'm still a virgin, but my hand reigns supreme

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It was more "nonexistant" to me

Fuck you

hey you posted it

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how long have you been waiting for such a perfect moment to use that webm

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Not even gonna lie, someone ELSE'S hand that knows anything about dicks whatsoever is like 100x better than your own hand.

Your dick has probably lost a lot of sensitivity from constant masturbation with the way you talk about your hand.

Sex is about more than just your dick too.

There are fucking tenga cups better than any hand, bro.

You're seriously limiting yourself.

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Metal Gear Solid V: The Phantom Pain

Jotaro fuck off

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i hammed that up for the sake of comedy mind you

the part i committed was how very insecure and cockshy i was in that situation and they weren't very helpful

Describe this thread with a website title

Reddit

omitted*

I'll describe this thread with a game title.
And you accidentally left your sage on. don't worry, I'll bump the thread for you.

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holy shit can reddit fuck off already

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bump :^)

wen u nut but she kep suckin

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This. Tenga is godly, regular use for a while restored my sensitivity to what I had in my teenage years.

mount your friends

I made it for the occasion

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oy vey

pure coincidence

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darkest dungeons
just cause

classic lol

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test

Tomb Raider

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Genius.

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Normalfags fuck off.
>>>/facebook/

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I've never seen such a spot on webm
Congrats, fag

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user… are you a gay?

As long as youre gay for kojima its okay

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this

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Basically same as

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underrated

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you had one job

And no, I'm not a nigger.

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Go back where you came from, Chad!
FUCKING normalfag!!

>>>/reddit/

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Guilty Gear XX Accent Core Plus R

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22 and never kissed or even held a woman's hand before. I have no hope

FYI for scaring off normalfags.

Goreposting> Nigger posting> Anime gore (good stuff) > Whatever the hell that was

So is it that you want to get pregnant but you can't? Is it that you've been fucking some bitch and now she comes and tells you YOU ARE THE FATHER? Is it that your bitch wants to talk you into having babies and you're actually thinking about obliging you suck fuck?

I did at 23.
Sure you do.
Just don't be afraid to fail at first and remember: everyone is freaked out, your confidence gives them the illusion that you know what the fuck you're doing.

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fuck off

I didn't until this year. I'm 25 years old god damn. Now I have a gf who likes pinning me down while I wear cat ears and pegging my boipussy until I scream. It's not what I expected, but I'll take it.

Keep making dad proud, son

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