Notorious lolcow Derek Smart is threatening to sue the creator of a video criticizing him and the Star Citizen...

Notorious lolcow Derek Smart is threatening to sue the creator of a video criticizing him and the Star Citizen community. He's having a twitter meltdown and posting things incriminating himself right now.

twitter.com/dsmart/with_replies

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realpitbull.com/myths.html
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Wew.

Holy fuck he sounds like Christian Weston Chandler

Kek

wew

As usual. This man won't stop, can't stop.

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Oh Derek, not again.

Still waiting on Star Shitizen to go bankrupt, Derek.

Release your game before you start trying to drum up twitter drama, christ.

Whatever happened to that anyways? Just making games and only if a game is like Duke Nukem Forever people take a look back to see the drama?

a.cuntflaps.me/muuftz.mp4

quick, we need to summon him
anyone know who his waifu is?

hey

hey guys

guess what

derek fart

Honestly, it's just a hilarious singularity of autism.
Smart is a autist, Goons are shanking each other, Roberts is revealed as a nepotistic hackfraud and SC fanboys commited to the sunk cost fallacy leep defending the game.

He is his own waifu.

Derek Smart

Derek Smart

DEREK SMART

so who is this guy and why does he hate star citizen and why do you nigger laugh at him?

a.cuntflaps.me/muuftz.mp4

Kek. That video was pretty nice to Derek too.

This whole star citizen fiasco is hilarious.


Near the end he started criticizing him, but it wasn't even that bad.

Oh you.

Derek was and always will be a lolcow hypocrite.

Derek Smart is an ancient lolcow of the vidya world.
He made several games that are essentially Star Citizen except you can actually play them except no they are unplayable

At some point he basically snapped from the shit the interwebs were giving him he was really bad at doing what he asked money for and started lashing out at anything and everything, being an autistic cunt in general, thus starting the epic tale of Derek Smarts insufferable autism.

He´s okay in my book tbh famalam, but objectively he´s a giant cunt.

you mean
derek shart

The SJW dog is technically not contradicting himself because he didn't knowledge evolution was a thing.

*acknowledge

Smart confuses me. One minute he seems decent then the next he goes over the top. Is this just human error at work?

Why did you attach a Holla Forums pick to what was otherwise an on-topic post?

Friendly reminder that there is only one citrus race. Lemons, limes, satsumas, grapefruits, all of these things are figments in the mind of citrus supremacists, harking back to a day of purebred fruits that never truly existed.

I'm not agreeing with the SJW.
I'm just saying the other dog attacked him for being contradictory given that species adapt to their environments. Which is a point the SJW dog never conceded, apparently. Many people don't believe in evolution, hardcore Christians for instance.

Because Smart went full anti-SJW around when goobergabe started

Well Pajeet, Derek Smart is was vidya's primary source of internet entertainment that had nothing to do with pornography until Everquest came out. Derek Smart is black and is proud of the tribe he hails from, the Kevin tribe. While noone's ever heard of the "Kevin" tribe, it it is his middle name and he did say that his middle name was in honor of his native African tribe, so…

Anyway, back in the late 80s, he started work on a game called Battlecruiser 3000AD. It was a lot like Star Citizen in many ways. It claimed to do everything and anything, and it took years for anything to happen with it. After burning through a couple of publishers, and working on the game for 8-10 years, Take 2 Interactive forced him to release BC3K onto the scene.

Now a lot of space game players were eagerly anticipating this game, so they were understandably very disappointed when it was a Mighty No. 9-tier release after about a decade of "work". So they complained.

Derek, being the calm and rational person he is, responded by flipping his shit and threatening everyone who criticized the game with a visit from the FBI, CIA and NSA before being sent to a FEMA camp. In between swearing fits at said dissatisfied gamer. People who said anything vaguely suggesting that the game had problems on the official forum were swiftly banned by Commander Smart.

After a while, he released v2.0 of BC3K, which was a major improvement on the initial version as v2 would not brick your PC (which occasionally happened with v1). Also he made many great advances in it's simulation. He modeled the mineral content of Mars after studying a Martian rock he had lying around his office. He mapped the surface of Jupiter. He also kicked the shit out of a Coke machine. This was all very easy for him to do since he has a PhD from a degree mill, which means he's Smart.

A little while later after various proto-/cow/ types had fun with him, and other space sim devs told him to fuck off after he started picking fights with them, he made a v3 of BC3K, called Battlecruiser Millennium. This new version was Windows native, and added innovative features like DirectX 8 support and 32-bit color to the game.

All of this took about another 5-10 years to do. He spent most of this time, like Mr. Shitface, screaming at people on Twitter Usenet. For 5-10 years straight. They even created a containment board just for him to rant (even though it was nominally for "space sims").

Anyway there was big website documenting all his shit but he sued the guy and got it nuked, but you can still read some bits on the Usenet archives.

archive.is/JumKu

Meanwhile Star Citizen is finally coming together after seven years :^)

oh wow, thanks user

this is some shit

youtube.com/watch?v=IHUbzzKJXBc

Muh youtube comments

On the other hand they've making great strives with space sex immersion

He's the legendary creator of Desktop Commander the best desktop simulator ever created.

his feud with chris roberts is older than the internet, the man can't let go

The early 2000s was such a simpler time

Smart is clearly winning the war on trolls, every time one of you people try to make a witty remark that's one less person that can report on his quote-unquote wrongdoings

SCAM SHITIZEN SHILLING
Go home (84)

How much OP ?

Give us some numbers

Technically pits were bred to pull large loads in construction sites back in britbong in times where machinery did not exist, they were never actually meant to be aggressive.

Also, that picture is fucking retarded and full on fedora tier.

They come from Molossers, which were guard dogs. Later were bred with English bulldogs, used to literally bait bulls, and the American bulldogs, used to help hunt bears. Youre a retard.

On Usenet he'd regularly shit on pretty much every space sim dev that's ever existed. Roberts was one of them, but also David Braben (the Elite/Frontier guy), (maybe) Ian Bell (the other Elite guy), the X-Wing team/Totally Games, the X team/Egosoft, all the minor space sim guys in the late 90s/early 2000s…

I think the only dev that escaped attention was the guy who did Noctis, probably because he didn't know who the fuck he was. Also after about 2003-2004 the BC3K flame war wound down (mainly because Usenet started falling apart around then). He was pretty quiet until he started getting involved against Star Citizen and to a much lesser extent GG, but Noctis sort of took off around 2003-2004 which is when he "went to sleep", so to speak.


They were at $100 mil awhile ago, they must be up to $110 now or soon I would think.

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How long will Derek live?

I wonder if he actually thinks he has a chance or if it's all hot air. Mandalores video was pretty flattering considering the guys history.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pit_bull

They're at $113 million and seven years

Apparently a common trait among modern narcissists is a deification of their middle name.

It is a way of dealing with the figurative absence of a fathers presence in their child's life and the impact it has on their personality.

Citruses are just separate races or sub species but are full on unambiguously different species or even genera. Just saying.

>*Citruses aren't

some of these comments are legit autism, they are actual novellas in wordcount

He's a twelve year old boy?

Pitbulls aren't naturally aggressive at all. They have such a bad reputation for aggression, but they're one of the most loving and loyal breeds you could ever have.

The reputation comes from their loyalty - among all breeds, pitbulls have the strongest instictive desire to please their masters. This means that training them to fight and kill is incredibly easy, because getting horribly wounded in fights day after day is nothing to them as long as their master praises them. That's all it takes to make them happy.

So people who want fighting dogs buy pitbulls, and over time pitbulls are seen as violent aggressive dangerous dogs.
It's really sad, actually.

The real problem with pit bulls is their ridiculous bite strength.

I've heard people call Smart a lolcow an awful lot but I've honestly never come across too much actual evidence of him acting crazy. What I have seen was a bit flippant but not really lolcow worthy.

the fuk is lolcow

sounds are bunch of retarded memelords

here's your (you)

He attacked a vending machine once in rage

He used to troll forums autisticaly defending the shitty ass games he made. He was so autistic about it that this was literally the only thing he was known for before GG. After GG and he hopped on ship with it more people found out about him.

Then he jumped on the Star Citizen ship. I am 100% certain that he only jumped on this because he is a raging retard and is filled with jealousy and rage over it.

His ego is immortal. When the fleshy shell fails and begins to decay, this mental force will violently separate from his body and soul, creating an ageless form that will propagate itself uncontrollably across the universe.


Just go read his old Usenet posts. You'll have PLENTY of crazy there.


That's just the tip of the iceburg, again much more entertainment elapsed on Usenet. Although he's been trying to censor as much as he could the last few years. Huffman's site is gone, and he put a block of it's mirror on Wayback Machine. Also some people that used to slag him off have gone and requested that Google disappear their posts in the past, which they used to do.

Nah. I think he just wanted to fuck with Roberts.

That's why it fits. People were praising it even though it barely was anything but an incredibly shitty alpha and a concept and it was getting heaps and leagues more praise than his complete shit games that he released and he just got pissed.

Fits his autism perfectly.

ITT: Newfags. Newfags everywhere.

other breed.” This is absolutely false.

Tests that have been done comparing the bite pressure of several
breeds showed pressure PSI (per square inch) to be considerably lower
than some wild estimates that have been made. Testing has shown that
the domestic dog averages about 320 lbs of pressure per square inch.
Recently Dr. Brady Barr of National Geographic conducted a comparative
test between a Pit Bull, a Rottweiler, and a German Shepherd. The Pit
Bull had the LOWEST PSI OF THE THREE.

realpitbull.com/myths.html

It's a case where I wish smartphones existed at the time, because then someone would have captured a hilarious video of black spacegame man being a tard and I wouldn't have to just imagine it.

more like dorek dork

Derek Smart
DEREK SMART
DEREK SMART

Mein negro, it's not like when you say his name three times he appears or anything.

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