STAR WARS: THE LAST JEDI Deleted Scenes And Scrapped Ideas

#BTFO #REKT

ORLY??? He chickened out because Lando's a PoC

WHY DID THEY CUT THIS ZUMPF DID THIS IT WAS HER TURN THE FORCE IS FEMALE WHAT THE FUCK IM WITH HER THIS QUEEN WAS SUPPOSED TO SLAYYYYYYY YASSSSSSS HOW DARE THEY CUT THIS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Lol they can't even get good looking people to audition for Star Wars. No wonder they lept at giving shekels to Kaleesi since she's not bad considering.

Why not? They hit the reset button for all the other old characters. Is it because he's not white?

One of the few ideas that would have worked, the stormtrooper friends thing would have at least given the nigger more development.

The leaks mentioned that the sea slug was supposed to morph into Anakin. It was part of Rey's vision: a monster from the sea, which turned into Anakin's force ghost.

I believe JJ actually wrecked the movie's script because he didn't like where this was going for Ep9, namely about Mrs. Mixer being Anakin's reincarnation. These aren't just plot holes: the script feels vacant in places, like something was flagrantly taken out.

Daily reminder that prequelposting helps Disney, since it scapegoats all haters into ebin trolls.

I've heard that other porgs get killed accidentally, is this true? Weird if they mixed cutesy mascots, with random death.

Chewie cooks one but I don't think you see it die, it looks like a roasted chicken and isn't too gruesome. Doesn't have a patch on the GIANT ALIEN TITS for creepiness.

What?

gesundheit

Tatiana Maslany is wettttt I saw her in stronger she's cute af would slave away my life for her

kys

Kill yourself.

This. It's downright rude to give us a character who's entire life was in the Empire and have him know exactly zero people in it, like he spent his life sitting in a featureless room and the first time he walked out of it was the start to TFA. Give him some old friends to worry about, to have flashback scenes with about their indoctrination and why it didn't take for him, struggle with the knowledge that he may have to kill his friends for his new life. It's also entirely in the cowardly hero archetype he's so bad at representing. But of course, if we make a badguy any sort of normal then the audience may think that someone in the First Order is more than a literally drumpf space nazi, and we can't have that now can we.

Fugg, I misread that and thought Finn was the one who did it, not believing that they would be convinced to join him, and he would rather let them all die than take the risk of letting his actions have consequences. Some rebel later could be all impressed, wow I heard you took down an entire squad of troopers all by yourself, even though you were surrounded!, not knowing that it was only because he's a cheating, lying coward willing to do anything to save his own life.

The empire is composed of white supremacists, of course no one would be friends with the only black stormtrooper of the entire galaxy.

He'll show up as a background character in EP IX with no lines, drinking Colt 45 in a shady corner.

They pretty much have to bring him back to keep the mandatory nostalgia checkmark. Han and Luke are dead and Carrie Fisher being dead for real would make Leia really awkward. That leaves Lando.

Why did they cut this? In the movie Luke says she will teach Rey three lessons, but he only teaches two. Also the scenes with Finn's friends were good.

This movie demands an extended cut.

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This movie doesn't even deserve a Special Edition, but if it would improve it any, than by all means add a "Jedi Rocks" sequence with dancing porgs

They already said that they wouldn't CGI her and went back on it.
They need her as the new Jedi master for Rey Sue in IX.

Why? Why do they desperately want to force a relationship between Boyega and Rey?

Really? Isn't what Lando has always done, being on the side that wins (and pays more)?

Funny how she can't do shit against the #Resistance but can kill her own men.
What a waste of a character.

So she was always written as a shitty character.

Kathleen Kennedy hates beautiful women. The force is womyn piggu.

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That spic is ugly af, and the middle is literally who, but orphan black is sexy as hell and you are clearly an homosexual.

He was redeemed in ROTJ.

He a good boy, he dindu nuffin

You aren't wrong. The fact is it is all trash.

Leia is more powerful in the force than Sheev, Vader and Luke ever was and she didn't have any training at all. So I don't see why Mah Rey Sue needs any training either. It seems the more effort and the more struggle you've went through the less powerful you are in the nu-Star Wars universe.

What Rey should have looked like (pics related)

Question.
Was Finn having been the stormtroopers janitor in ANOTHER super secret hush hush weapon system meant to be intentionally funny?

Or is it just they had no idea what the fuck they were supposed to do with those characters and just c/c the previous movie.

He didn't chicken out, he never planned for Lando to be in in the first place and a prior interview makes that pretty clear. He is merely trying to subvert fan criticisms and suggestions in the aftermath. If he really did not want Lando to be a traitor then when simply didn't have yo make him one, but its clear he was never planned to begin with. No one even so much as called Billy Dee Williams.

Pretending that Beaner Del Toro isn't a "PoC".

There never was a chance that this movie could have been good. Johnson is such a fucking retarded hack that even in his wildest most untamed spurts of creativity, the most he could offer were multicolored porgs and cutting Kylo Ren's hair.