I made slightly over one thousand dollars this payroll

I made slightly over one thousand dollars this payroll.

What should vidya related things should I spend it on?

Latex fursuit of your favorite videogame character

Fallout 4 and Skyrim Special Edition.

A gun

Await BLM happenings

Get an AK-74 like in STALKER, it's video game related :^)

Hundreds of Zero Suit Samus Amiibos

I've been wanting to get a concealed weapon permit for some time now, but I'm too lazy to go through the entire process. Maybe sometime next year.

This is good too, I have yet to do this.

Waiting to be able to afford a car, then next big purchase is going to probably be either pic related or a makarov clone.

What are you, stupid?

nice

You should buy one of those big life like dolls with softer rumps than real people that support VR.

Don't you have to do some kind of bullshit like "prove you're in danger or fear for your life" before you can get one?

I'm too much of a moralfag to make up lies like that. I'm not in danger nor do I fear for my immediate safety. I just want to be pragmatic and prepared for the future.

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Use them to fund Spaceballs™ The Game in Kickstarter, goy

You forgot .SPACEBALLSTHEIMAGEFILEFORMAT

How much does a decent handgun go for these days? I'm going to a Trump rally tonight and there'll probably be riots.

you should really gift me a game on steam you faggot.

Eh, $400 maybe. Haven't looked much myself lately.

All my money is being pooled for a car, no time for another gun.

Yet…

Buy a Nvidia® GeForce™ Gtx 1080 graphics card.

Get something useful instead cockula.

Wait you are gonna shoot someone? Do you want to go to jail?

No, it's a safety precaution you fucking idiot.

You should invest it and stop being a wage slave.

this shit happens every election, ignore these morons.

Lay off the Holla Forums and /k/ for a while. You shouldn't be buying a gun with the intent of looking for trouble.

faggots detected

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See

If you haven't already build yourself a PC.
If you haven't then save it so you can buy yourself that expensive thing you wanted to buy for a long time.

I want to make 1000 bucks on one payroll.

What kind of job do you work at OP?

Is it hard?

If I had to guess maybe factory work.

Do you have a license? A car? A bike? A girl you like?
Fuck games, pirate them. Fuck gadgets they serve no purpose.
Be money smart.

Europeans/coastfags/hippies detected.

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Buy 2hu fumos.

Ok i give you that.
Just get a whore.
Ya seriously.

Is that a lot in Burger land?

For what purpose?

It's enough to buy a car if you know where to look.

1 grand won't get you something you would want to invest in.

That's why I said if you know where to look.

You fucked up

why not invest it into a mutual fund instead
or deposit it into a CD for a year or so

custom made dragon dildos

Pay off whatever bills you might have.
Top up your groceries.
Put away some of it for a rainy day.
Spend the rest of it on whatever you want. If you're like me, that boils down to exactly 0 purchases of anything that isn't sustenance.

Was that in a fortnight or month?

recommending this from personal experience

A modified PantherXL. Maybe TrackIR if you like simulators.

What?

A fortnight is two weeks.

If you're a native English speaker, I have no fucking idea how you don't know what a fortnight is.

Thanks.


I'm American, so that probably explains it.

I'm an American and even I think you're silly.

Thats like if you're getting a concealed carry in California.

star citizen

thats spider talk, buddy

Upgrade your computer or get some new peripherals.
Maybe buy a figure of a character you like.