#notmyluke

#notmyluke

Jedi's don't give u-


defend this antiTLJfags

TLJ was top 3 Star Wars

Obi-Wan went into exile to look after Luke from a distance. Yoda went into exile to avoid detection from Darth Vader and to train Luke when he became older. Vader went to the dark side because he was tricked by Sidious and blamed the Jedi for everything wrong with his life. Dooku went to the dark side to get rid of corruption in the Republic. Who is Ashoka?

How are they going to explain that Luke is a jedi when he was about to murder his own nephew?

they did explain it in the film

Anikans padawan in Clone Wars.
Not that bad after a very bumpoy beginning.
Left the order in the last episode I think after being accused for causing some explosion I think…
Came apperantly back in the Rebels serie, but I've not watched it yet.

Yes, it's called CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT.

Are you implying you're proTLJ?

It's like taking a Ming vase, smashing it with a hammer and then call it art, a creative sequel to established works.

What a shameful display of creative bankruptcy.

Kek. Saved.

Clone Wars, a cartoon for children
re think your life tbh

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A togruta whore.

What's next for Mark Hamill?

Here's what I would have done to improve it:

Leia dies instead of Luke
Another villain higher up than Snoke (think the Shao Kahn to his Shang Tsung)
Have Kylo go temporarily good, or Rey temporarily bad
Ultimately have Luke be the hero of the story
Explore element of transcending light/dark side of the force proposed by Kylo
Better subplots
Get rid of moonpie faced jungle gook
Have Finn die.

I don't understand why they didn't change the script after Carrie Fisher died.

USI much? It was never his story.

Rey going to the darkside as the setup for the next movie would actually have been great. What do you do with an absurdly overpowered character? Make them the villain.

It looks like Wii shovelware. Terrible design.

Obi Wan was guarding Luke under an assumed name, since Luke was being hidden.
Yoda was waiting for Luke to come of age and meditating on Force bullshit because he had nothing better to do and couldn't go out anywhere, being so visually distinct.
Vader was seduced/tricked by Sheev and per the prequel subtext he was created by Darth Plagueis to begin with. No shit a baby born from the dark side would go to the dark side.
Dooku was a dumb concept and introduced as a last-minute rewrite when Lucas chickened out of revealing Jar Jar to be a Sith in Attack of the Clones.
Ahsoka is some bullshit character who appears for a second in a deleted scene of episode 3 and is otherwise a non-film character.

Star Wars fuckin sucks in general. The first 3 films were alright but didn't have enough material for more (barely enough for 3). Lucas was smart enough to introduce new content in the prequels but not smart enough to hire a competent screenwriter and director to make his ideas work.

they should have given her the Paul Walker send off.
But they didn't because it would have robbed fans of the twins being together one last time. Understandable after they botched the trio reunion.

Get Ian McDiarmid back in makeup. Have him reveal Rey is his grand-daughter. A few cackles and force lightning, then a full-on Force duel between Luke and the Emperor where thousands of women and minorities die on a nearby planet.

You dumb reddit fuck.

Always wondered that about Dark Knight. Killing off Joker would have resolved the movie + explain his absence in TDKR.

No. I'm not even repentant or apologetic either, reddit is vetter than 8gag.

Can I call someone a nigger on plebbit and not get mass downvoted though

1. Remove Holdo and have Leia make the sacrifice instead, also removing the 100% pointless mutiny subplot and 100% pointless casino subplot.
2. Write the battle between the 1st Order and Rebels so that there's actually something going on other than "run away hoping something saves us." Give the characters in the Rebellion something to do so they don't have to go have a dumb subplot in order to feel like they're being useful.
3. Remove the shot of Luke's sunken X-Wing and have him actually show up to fight Kylo. The projection trick where he pretends to tank the shots was unnecessary. Luke can die in the fight instead of pulling an ultimately pointless trick that kills him anyway. He could probably have further wounded Kylo as well. Kylo is a shitty fighter. That's reinforced by dialogue and by getting rekt by Rey (who knows dick about fighting) and by not immediately wasting Finn, who's not even force-sensitive. Luke should not be worried about losing to him.

Just changing these things would have made a big difference.


I don't care where the theory came from. It's one of the best explanations for why the prequels are specifically the mess that they are (especially episode 2). If that's not good enough for you, the other explanation for Dooku is that he he (correctly) recognized the Jedi order was shit.

Joker should have been in TDKR tbh

when bane is about to kill batman, after he was stabbed, instead of catwoman saving bats,
Joker saves him because batman needs to save the city, he would be able to lord over him the fact and he would feel empty without batman (you complete me).
that's how I imagine it every time I watch TDKR

So you’re just slumming here then? Venting your impotent rage on user and saving anything good for home sweet reddit where you can get “credit” for it? Something like that?

Still haven't grown out of your edgy teenage angst huh? Sad…

Then go to reddit, faggot

Maybe we should post gore until he leaves.

Go change your diaper.

You don’t belong here nigger. Go back to your hipster trash site.

Large breasts would probably work better.

Absolutely disgusting.

Well, it’s worth a shot. Post what you have.

smh tbh

GTFO

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If she played Rey there’d be no problem.

>a children's movie based on a children's series Flash Gordon

No the Genndy Tartakovsky Clone Wars was the best. CGI clone wars fucked up Grievous .

Funny enough in The Dark Knight art book for the film the sequel to the Dark Knight was supposed to have Harvey as the main villain as Two Face and Joker would be the one to throw the acid in Harvey's face. Problem was that Heath Ledger died so the Two Face sequel got shoved into the last part of the Dark Knight.

We dodged a bullet there. Thank God Ledger died.

He died so that we might meme.

But… Joker interacts with Harvey after he's been injured in the film? Remarkable foresight if true.

big tits are the only saving grace of 3dpd, take that away and they're worth less than literal garbage

You fucking normalfags.

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would you fags shut up

If I cant post somewhere where racist epithets and screeds are going to be typed and read on a semi-regular basis. Why even bother? It. It just wouldnt feel like home fam.

>>>/reddit/

Luke, Han and the old gang fought against the Empire when it was millions strong and won.
You can't tell me they gave up when Han's son went gay and gathered some troops.

o-okay user..