Shouta > L o l i

Shouta > L o l i

Prove me wrong

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thanks
loli isn't filtered anymore btw

loli

Fag

(TsuTsu)
I bet you're bronze :3

are you new?

bloodchan linked the thread as an user btw

so he was the user

Yep! Nice to meet you ^^

All homos should be killed

yes

.-.

Let's start with a glass of red wine~

Hi Ema ^^
My friend Blood-chan told me about it :3

I'm the one and only Orion >.<
But I'm new of course

It's been a year!

I keep getting in and out of plat 3 and it hurts ;~;

what the hell orion is p4

I've officially played 4 games total. : ^ )

lol ok

i dont like bc very much. why are you their friend?

SUMMER BREEZE
MAKES ME FEEL FINE
BLOWIN THROUGH THE JASMINE IN MY MIND

Did I teach you well?

hm?

change it back

Toplane carry is hard

Did you expect anything less? :3

You've played many games with me~

Soo, hai boo ^^;

I say friend, but I meant lover ^//^

change what back?

bronze, honestly

ema is bloodchan btw

I am so good now.
2/9/15 across 4 games.

I've literally never played a single video game with you.

is that so, well bc has been cheating on you with shiro

change it back to mas ter

Mhmm and I'm an Irelia one-trick so...

Woww! I thought we were friends...

She's not very good at hiding :3

I wasn't talking about video games ~~

It's open-love obviously! The more, the better ^^

Also, why do you delete messages you send on Skype, Orion?

what if i make them flip to each other instead?

k

Well there are irelia one-tricks in challenger so I don't see that as an excuse :v

that's what I thought what your ranking was

you never talk to me ever unless you post

he's not very good at anything

Already there !

I am gonna need you all to talk shit about me

you dont mind the internet aids?

change it back

you suck

i love you too much to do that

give me something

Code white

I haven't used skype in like a year, apart from the other day...

That's true. I'm trying :3

I never talk to anyone unless I post >:
I'm not a very social person, believe it or not ^^;

Don't say such hurtful things, boo-boo!

The intimate stuff comes 10 glasses later~

You're n-not cute! >///<
Did I do it...?

Well I was lying so there are no internet aids. Just me and you... and everyone watching~

*gives you a cookie*

Orion is back?!?

Code Lexi!

*pets* its ok then

Ouch... uncalled for

You sent a message that just said "whore" on like Tuesday. And I responded with "queer" Thursday. You apparently deleted your message like you always used to do and it's incredibly annoying.

this text wall of yours sucks

No I'm pretty sure it was specifically called for

Us?

hehe

Oh man

Wanna be friends

wha

good enough i suppose

Subtle, meet up and fuck Orion to cuck Desu.

And better than ever :3

Oh yeah, that. I never deleted it so idk why it would come up as that

Y-You suck :x

*Nods* Us!
You don't understand?

Eww

I thought we were friends? u_u

Depends if Subtle is cute or not :3

Ew

who is onion?

But you didn't let me kiss your tummy

YES PLEASE

Never mind I'm out of here.

I'm not a slut. Bye

You LYING!!! ==WHORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!==

I'm new~

And you never gave me ten glasses of wine! >.

Generic cyber slut

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Rude...

You can call me Senpai.

Oh yeah you work at a hospital too. You know what I mean. lol

imgur.com/wFaRacN

Why didn't that make it header text?

You've sucked literally every dick here.

I'll give you more than wine

Not mine you couldn't pay me to tap that shit

I've never done anything like that...

What would that be? :o

Yeah, because you're fucking old. : ^ )

Yeah, but you had it in MGD so standards are lacking...

Secret

Literally every dick presented in front of your face, you cockmonger.

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You can't judge someone's standards based on their lowest standdards
come on now I'm much more accomplished than that

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bye

O.O
don't kill me yo

They're too busy watching gay guys and not paying attention to me berating them.

Be right back!

I'm straight though x.x

Tell me! ;~;

Later, fagbag.

Nuh uh !

do u have layers?

Post hand.

I called that on you baka

ALL you do is berate!

o-oh
wait they'll think i'm dangerous and shoot me!

Tsuchi has two modes.

Berate, and condescend.

If I'm not a dick to people, then when I'm nice it means nothing.

Post hand

Tsuchi is a Master Berator

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Ahah

damn

so what are you doing in life these days?

Desu post hand you ugly eyebrow lookin motherfucker

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I've already seen worse you fucking faggot.

s-s-s-saved

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post rare desus

This is great

anotha one

tfw you will never be soto's pet

She can blow my tuba.

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I don't have one.

Please don't sexualize the Kumiko

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Manaka made them.

which one plays the trumpet

She looks like the type to want anal.

:3

I wonder if he like curls his eyelashes

You're great

I thought you were just in it for the free room and stuff

I
KNOW
THAT
HENTAI

Not mine

Reina

How do you figure that out?!

You, too

ooh.
well he made mine.

Make me one.

post more of her x:

Calling it now, it has a dick.

She plays the fucking tuba.
The only people to play the tuba are fat bitches that'll do anal because it's literally their own redeeming feature.

What's even wrong with my eyelashes

Show me your aface

im intoxinated enough rght now to admit that i have a crush on u

oops

Y-You got it boss

What this trumpet girl, what does she like?

Nothing

can you imagine being so weird that your only effort to appear feminine is to curl your eyebrows

She wants to eat the whole ass.

uhmmm
How bought the clarinet?

h-hey...
hey boo I
I curled my pubic hair for you like a god dolly > //////?

bout*

Triple penetration.

Someone who spends their entire lives on their knees.

Yo Grim if you ever have time and want a good read, check out Onani Master Kurosawa
Really good old manga from back in the day, Im rereading it

Why does Desu never response to me?

They're like all clumped up and looks like you have 6 big fat eyelashes rather then many thin individual ones

I'm sober enough right now to admit you're pretty cute

You're so short too, its adorable

My mother plays the clarinet >_>

The obvious answer is that.. he doesn't like you
Sorry

I'm gonna kiss you

Your mother was a kinky girl.

you have to be drunk to think scarlet is cute

let's see

Well, your mother is a whore and sorry you've had to spend your childhood watching her blow dozens of men daily.

I'm just kidding
You're funny

i trim
too lazy to shave

Stop

How do you even...

I expected this answer and threw my clarinet out the window.

I've only seen like 2 pics

Lets hope they're not photoshopped

WOW WHAT DID I EVER DO TO HIM?

But why

you know it's true

Hm?

have u seen her face
HRT doesnt cure the chin

Or fat

Your poor knees and throat after years of abuse.

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Fix your eyebrows/eyelashes you faggot
Also stop being so butthurt over things a spic says to you online

Sounds pretty spooky now that youre saying that
Then again almost all traps have defects
they are defects themselves

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Idk what ever could it be

You'll get distracted from your game, for one

I have auto attack and post when farming ez

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All "traps" here are generally fucking awful tbh.

minami is cute
CUTE

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ery well, where should I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low-grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen-year-old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink, he would make outrageous claims, like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. A sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. If I was insolent, I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds. Pretty standard, really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fifteen, a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shaven scrotum.

Mentally and physically.

You know those late night infomercials that are trying to sue EVIL BIG PHARMA for antidepressants causing "gynecomastia" in boys that took them?
He looks like the poster child for "dude with man tits".

Not really.

I don't think I will play dota for a while

Wow Subtle quit riding KyoAni's dick for once and post actual good anime webms
No Clannad either, that's even more garbage

that pic always makes me giggle
like who even eats bologna nowadays?
Who even uses thin circle/oval glasses frames nowadays also?

sauce

its a bad angle
they look better in other pics
nice butt too

K-On

I like her eyes

Bologna is only great if you get Boar's Head and get it cut thick to make fried bologna sandwiches.

How come ?

soto wtf

t-thanks
idk
i was really tired before and sad yesterday so i guess i didnt get my point across
im also INCREDIBVLY intoxicated so dutch courgae
regardless ur really cool and i d like to go to ax with u
if u dont want to its okay i cant aafford to go anyways but ill 100% have money next year so itd be great to se you ! just pick me up like you promised and protect me.. ;_; thanks

He's masturbating to childish charm
Soto why did you think I would like this

You downloaded that though

Hibike Euphonium

One of the first thing people said when it came out was how amazing all the eyes were

dont let the title fool you, that manga was very touching

K-Oni finds a way

id go for 15 tee bee ayche

That one we played was just kinda depressing

The MC looks like fucking Yagami Light

You smart smart man

lies

what a stupid name for an animu

JUST FUCKING READ IT NIGGER

IT'S A REALLY GOOD STORY ABOUT CHANGE BE IT FOR THE BETTER OR FOR THE WORSE AND ALSO ABOUT REDEMPTION

Really inspiring manga tbh

Change isn't easy but it isn't impossible either

Just keep reading

Oh I'll pick you up alright

Long story

aiite man.

I am interested

Soto's parental figure in life was literally porn. That explains a lot

That's just the grind you gotta play more to get over it

hi murder ~

well
you have me on steam
i just think itd be really fun to think about
when you told me i kept fantasising about you protecting me and stuff
i feel really autistic now sorry

You should kill everyone here

Step foot in my house nigga see what happens

Whats good my nigga

I really should but its not that easy tracking everyone down. I will settle for Aaron, Luka, Colbs, Grim, and Squash in that order.

I'm not sure if youre a fan of drama/psychological shit tho

It's not porn, it's a manga with some suggestive scenes :^)

Like I could make that happen irl
Just don't start catching feelings though cause if we do fuck I'll probably stop talking to you afterwards
I always tend to do that

SO HOW ABOUT THAT WEATHER?

What's going to happen?

Who is Aaron?

Not much actually
its just a lazy saturday for me so im getting high as fuck
might masturbate in a second though
also

what's good with you sweetie

i mean i have a gf
so i wouldn't expect anything serious
you'd stay my friend, right?

Ok now I am super interested
Spill!

Those are the only 5 people that I dislike from the threads.

Board admin

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pls no murder grimu

Not what someone stepped in there for thats for true

you shouldnt want to kill grim though
he has my nipples
so if you kill him you kill a part of me ;_;

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I accidentaly commented on one of colbert's posts because I thought it was my meme page

haha maybe you should marry him

She doesnt have to know
Yeah

I-I need to go soon

Soto!! Tell me!
And I bet you didn't even notice how cute that webm I just posted was

Do I even want to ask?

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they both have nigger nips

Who is the bored admin? I don't follow bored politics.

Nothing is going to happen.

no she does, she doesn't care what i do with boys~ i just meant like, because i have a gf, im not looking for anything serious. so the extent of my feelings with be "this is a really good friends of me and he treats me nice

Our nipples are spiritually connected
its not that important but
when do we bro op in souls

Its a mentally ill trap who cuts himself for attention

What if I cut off his nipples before I kill him and mail them to you?

the creepy meth head who all the traps block

y-yeah? . ////.
d-do you think he likes me .////.

erin's not admin anymore you stupid piece of garbage

We got a new admin sadly

Really? When was this and who is it now?

erin gave up the board to squash, stuff happened. chii got the board. she gave it to beebop

Oh lol She's not the admin anymore.

I thought Tsuchi quit smoking meth and got a job. Oh wait.

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just play some dream theatre for easy access

god damn murder stay on topic
also id need some crazy satanic ritual or something to swap my nipples back if i had them

pfffftttt
tbh thought I think he already has a homosexual crush on somebody and tbh I think that's just adorable
I wanna see him get w/ a cutie

Why are you being all nosy anyways
I seriously do have to go though, it's our neighbors bday party and im gonna stop by and have a beer or two before going to work

I'll tell you on steam later
Might aswell make you wait a bit
Also I saw it on /a/
dat smug face tho

.///.

his ex killed himself after he got addicted to furdom

Only 'cause you're being so deflective

Alrighty have fun

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his name is murder

Then Grims name should be Harry.

That ones relatable
I hope he's alright

I feel micro-lacerations on my eyes just from reading his posts.

The edge is too much.

WUT

Hm?

murder's funny sometimes so i don't always feel like vomiting when he's here

To laugh at, sure.

Why should my name be Harry

boy who lived or something?

because you're hairy af dummy

Because you're hairy?

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This

It cooouuuld solve a lot of problems in the world

i want to dox SD just so i can send him flowers and scented candles

I want subtle to kill me and feed me my insides

TPls

o..

You're fuckin weird, tp

FLAGGED

x////x

That's horrible to think about

Wrapped in the guise of man, shall he walk amongst the innocent, and Terror shall consume they that dwell upon the Earth. The skies shall rain fire, and the seas will become as blood. The righteous shall fall before the wicked, and all of Creation shall tremble before the burning standards of Hell.

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Is that from Anime?

when subtle kills you
I'm gonna eat ur insides

Guro and torture is my fetish

i-i want him to cut off my arms and legs and make me the meal at a dinner party with all his friends

y-you too..

I feel like getting some chocolate
Also I think Ian is hairier than me

He's got that strong german blood in him

How do you feed a dead person something?

*kills you then feeds your feets*

I'll put something strong and german in him

If you say so.

*cums*

I can't get along with that
I'm removing you now, goodbye

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{RELATIONSHIP TERMINATED}

WITH WHO?

and

hey cutie
whats happenign with you hot stuff
you wannaget a drink or something

I already removed you...

They're probs just fuckin around tho

I'm gonna go date mistes now

Diablo 2 cinematic

god damn asians man

Whoa

dat

asse

s-send me the logs of you 2 being lewd

So how's that dox 'n' ban life going?

He then devoured Gullveig's heart, and she was born again, they brought to life an evil force, a beast that can't be tamed.

I am trying to remember if I ever linked this to you, but lately I have been forgetting things.
youtube.com/watch?v=mGGRR_H6mPg

Buttocks doe.

How can I when you removed me? You didn't this through, did you..

I still have you on skype..

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Wanna watch a couple eps of Joshiraku?

I identify as regular pringles, and if you don't agree with that then you're a chipophobe.

The quack

Yeah some azn girls are completely stacked

Damn right
How's it going SD?

RESPECK MY POBLANO FLAVOR

I can fit my whole hand in your tube

Give me a little bit to finish

"Did you get all that on camera?"

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Wondering why I'm awake at 4:40 am, otherwise pretty good.
You?

Damn straight, got to be salty all the time.

I'm not even sure how you found a way to turn it all lewd again.

Subtle~

yes i did

I like how the music pauses when he stops spazzing out.

Feel the power of the dark side flow through you

neru stop

I swear that was actually just something I read somewhere ^^

._.

I want to be your feets licking slave !

I have a hard time believing that.

Its good

no

naps are nice

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Picture this
I'm a bag of dicks
put me to your lips

Oh god
Not here

I'm serious, I remember someone saying that about pringles tubes

Have you been asleep every since we stopped playing URF?!

God damn go to sleep SD

Why not ? :3

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Not buying it

Probably I should, kind of getting to the point where I stop making any sense with random blabbering.

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where is my gf?

he kind of looks like my dad lololoLol

youtube.com/watch?v=qFDP9egTwfM

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yes :3

@grim

chan.sankakucomplex.com/post/show/5312708

I ike your eyebrows

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do you like my gf ?

You already know

At least buy a kit
Those 5 seconds can always make a difference

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it's not nice to say things about another man's g f
She's a sweetheart but i will lsay no more

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Can we watch now or should I just go to sleep?

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me too

Yeah I had to take a nap because I kept falling asleep in my chair

gf??
helllooooo?!?

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not sure what to fap to my dudes

H-hi....

No, I rush B.

That sounds a lot worse.
But anyways I'm going to bed, so I can be awake at somewhat humane hours.

traps are always a solid goto

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w-w-w-w-what

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whoa

hey b-bard

woah

Don't look it's embarassing...

Hey kiddos, it's been awhile. I wonder if anyone remembers me.

homo

o-okay

Subtle

Nope.

domo

i think she died

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That's what I get for posting like twice since the migration from 4chan.

what do

I wouldn't take it too much to heart. I only lurked the original threads very rarely.

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I NAMED YOU

Same here if we're being honest. I only came here to alleviate my drunkenness anyways.

How are you? Who are you? Tell me something of interest

Drunk. Tracer Bullet. I'm uninteresting.

ban come into the voice

YOU DID
AND NOW IM PATCHWORK LITERALLY EVERYWHERE
ILU BARD

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FUCK
M,AN

?

How are you doing There fellow

stop dis

I'm unsure whether to respond with thinly veiled pity or an actuary denial. Let's be friends.

stop what?

Sure.

I'm pretty ok. Got arrested during a visit to California recently, and also I don't hurt as badly as I once did.

How are you?

I thought that was mff

DDamn man what did you do and what sas the punishment?
Also where ya aching at?

Any plans for the rest of the day?
I am doing well, kinda bored
Lucky to have today and yesterday off, going back on sunday

Just beeen drinking and smoking and biding my time
I bought a piano recently and started learning it
that has been nice
and I bought a beautiful new Yairi guitar from 1980
not new but new to me

lmao

oh nooo disneyland burned down

All of disneyland?

I started posting after I became a cripple due to an automobile accident. Broken back and whatnot.

Some asshole tried to mug me and I beat the daylights out of him with a cane and was charged with aggravated assault. Luckily I was acquitted because I can afford a competent lawyer. Fuck Cali.

Dude, I'm glad to hear you're continuing to expand your musical talents. Don't ever give that up. New soundcloud? Eh?

I lifted up my bottle to pour a stream into my mouth and see if I could without spilling it but all I suceeded in was getting covered in sticky smelly liquid taht kinda burns my eyes

That's pretty fucked man You're back to walking and all rIGHT?
I never knew you were crippled
I dropped out of producing a whiele back focuing more on actual music theory and instruments and whatnowt

An average night for you, I assume.

an abandoned warehouse

hey bebop make me a mod

No I dont drink much : 7

: v] did you get there in a van?

If bebop could do it so can you

Clearly not, seeing that it went all over you.

I like that picture. She reminds me of a bully in my school

you already are one though lol

to soothe the tears from the burned down remains of disneyland

how do i activate my mod powers?

go to manage up at the top then enter the username and password i gave you

Do you wanna mercilessly gangbang that bully and cum in them multiple times?

I feel your fucking pain :[ rip nerus dream world

what password, stop trolling

lol i don't like girls, but I'll hold her down while you fuck her

Do you still make music?

tfw i will never be a good succubus..

Local bully not feeling so tough after getting molested

Why limit yourself to becoming a succubus when you can aspire to be so much more

they usually end up killing themselves... do you want that?

I still love her though, we're best friends. She kinda went too far when she shoved a retard down the stairs...

The only thing higher than humans and angels is god

I don't want to be God

remember, communication is key.
if you want to ruin things then be my guest. i'm having a shitty night already.

there isn't one

I can respect that. You'll do well, I think. Also the accident was like four years ago, lots of problems. I'd rather not go in to detail but everything is OK.

Oh, and if anyone talks to Limes, can you tell him my new # is 8505321710? Lost all of my data and contacts. It's a burner so you random strangers can creep too if you want

It's my birthday friday =)

im not getting you shit

I would never molest somebody
Sexual things make me incredibly uncomomfortable tbh

hopefully you get raped and killed

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I'm trying to get grim to buy me something to see if he'd do it

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