WEBM thread

>>>/cuckchan/
That's where (you) posting belongs

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dont go super saiyan on us

Hey user, hows everything?

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Hey redditfag

WEW
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Ayy Lmao, are you still mad that I wasn't banned longer?

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Now we're going somewhere

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video games

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he's still a cuck

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I know.

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This is a video games board, reddit

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This is a video games board, reddit

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calm down

Yes I have 18 on topic posts, unlike you

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Oh, so you came here for video games?

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i like how dick masterson cucked him of 90% of his subscribers after their fallout.

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This is a video games board, reddit

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This is a video games board, reddit

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This is a video games board, reddit

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This is a video games board, reddit

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This is a video games board, reddit

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(30)
my child, you have so much to learn…

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This is a video games board, reddit

Hi Mark

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I sure do love these commercials user

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This is a video games board, reddit

They're video game related.

Fuck you.

Someone give me the song in this webm.

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Just because they are video game related doesn't make them good

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I know the song, but I'm not going to tell you.

They're automatically better than off topic shit we've seen before that redditfags post.

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Balance the vidya / not vidya ratio better.

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Nobody wants to watch commercials user

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Then, I'm posting fit girls.

Nobody wants to watch your off topic reposts

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Uh, yeah, Pokemon is a video game franchise.

UNDERATED

You posted anime, retard. You're not helping either.

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This is reddit, friendo :v)

Nobody cares about commercials user get over it

I didn't post anime. Where did I post anime?

Yeah, is proving that.

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Ghostbusters has games, therefore it is on topic :^)

More fit girls for you, big guy.

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Nobody cares about off topic redditshit user get over it

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Except what you're posting is an abortion, not a video game

Heres some Angry Birds cuck porn, Angry Birds is a game

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What's that? More fit girls? Well, why not?

People would care more about le reddit repost XD than a commercial user

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then so is dubs

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I played Spongebob games as a young kid, look how on topic I am in this webm thread

im so reddit guys even though reddit doesn't have webm support

holy fuck

nope

That term really has become diluted hasn't it?

Holla Forums no longer belongs to you. Holla Forums has grown up.

nice

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Enjoy your ban, reddit.

People would care more about video games than non video games, user

(checked)
right back at you

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I think it's more important for people to check if they have autism before they confirm the board they're on.

Things are going impressively for the offtopic crew

Son this isn't your sekrit club anymore :^)

VNs aren't video games user your dropping the ball there

Shit man, you mean to tell me redditors have been here since the very first webm thread? That's crazy.

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How does it feel to have 17% of the thread covered in your off topic reddit shit?

Yeah, that would cut down on the redditfags who seem to think this board isn't about video games.

Fire Emblem isn't a VN.

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nice user

How do you know its reddit user? do you go there by any chance?

Bitch I was in the very first webm thread and it was mostly vidya

I'm talking about you, nigger. Obsessing over something trivial is legitimately a symptom of autism. I'm not kidding; look it up.

I love you, too baby. Keep on being scared of that boogie man.

This webm is for you.

Checked with my own dubs?

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Except they haven't, nice try at projecting that you're some ebin oldfag, though

Post something, faggot.

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So you agree that the redditfags in this thread are autistic for obsessively dumping off topic garbage trivially?

AAAAAHAHAHAHA no. It was people cramming any and every video they possibly could into 5mb. Thanks to that higher limit and sound, we were overwhelmed and didn't give a fuck if the webms were vidya or not. We still don;t give a fuck but you wouldn't know this because you;re a redditor who just wants to suck moderator cock.

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Had me fooled

webm threads have always been outlets for reposting (aka shitposting) mixed with peoples original content

Are /cow/boys autistic for poking the autists with sticks? Yes

Sorry that this is EVEN MORE off-topic, but a smug anime girl is the only thing that can communicate my displeasure with your discourse.
I would suggest suicide at the earliest convenience.

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Yeah no, you clearly weren't there. Also
k

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Fukkin' saved. That is the greatest.

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Yet I posted a webm I made to post back then. Also you talk about meme reposts yet post garbage like that AC: Zero shrek video everyone has seen a billion times over. Post OC if you're so great.

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Anytime. have another on the house.

I have been posting OC this entire time, you dumbshit

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Why even live?

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Why even live?

I have a higher quality version, but you're not getting it.

Just rip in peace my shit up, fam

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My god, how could I have been so blind

god bless the autists

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It doesn't take hours

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Your head is in the dirt, and the joke is in the stratosphere.

get bullied nerds

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I'm still here, baby.

Jokes are meant to be funny, not autistic, user. Did you write the minecraft joke book?

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What is going on with the 6eb12a user?
Until some time ago the webms threads were fun diverse content wise, and now we have various bad and boring commercials going around…. what the fuck

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Please, MY head is actually hurting from your cognitive dissonance. I can feel it all the way over here in Canada.

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How dare you steal that clapping webm I made user I didn't give you permission to save

fucking leftists

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Ok, it has to be a troll at this point. It just has to be. There's no other explanation.

Explains a lot, really.

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Fuck off, cuckanada

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Let me tell you about my legend.

At this point, I feel like training some neural network Twitter bot thing on your posts. I'd like to see random people online catch these hilarious baseless insults en-mass.

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The joke was funny, and you are in fact the autist. You will just discount this post though, because it suggests your perspective is in fact the warped one, and that's an affront to your ego.

RIP Tay and all her children

Yeah pretty much. Welcome to /v, I recommend moving over to >>>/svidya/

Whatever you tell yourself, reddit

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I think user doesn't understand irony, or more complex forms of humor at this point

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I think you don't understand that it wasn't complex humor or irony

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That's why I think the Twitter bot idea is so good. He latches on random words to insult people. Just imagine:

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Wat gema ?

plz

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Wasted quads. What a shame.

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I'm surprised 6eb12a hasn't resorted to posting the webm that explains how you convert mp4 to webm in desperation for people to post on topic

I mean seriously, who wants to watch all the Freespace 1 cutscenes at glorious 360p. You're dragging the bottom of your webm barrel just to spite (feed) some trolls

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Just leave him to it. I've encountered people like that before, they are physically incapable of introspection, and their only response is to always escalate their commitment to their views.

He is ultimately the source of his own misery, because not only does he not understand, he's belligerent about it.

no such thing as wasted anything

He is going full Holla Forums is for vydia gaems only now

such a waste of quads, the game is on the title

Because you're autistic.

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*tips fedora*

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You gave me an answer when I didn't ask a question

Are you alright?

PFFFFFT
Ok, that actually got a laugh out of me. If you're trying to play some kind of character, it's brilliant.

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Yes, 74 posts of on topic webms. How is that a laughable thing?

but that is my fetish

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I think it's disrespectful for you to put a number on it.
I, for one, hope for infinite autism.

I haven't posted any off topic webms, so I'm not posting pure autism.

Yes, because obsession about one topic proves you don't have autism.
Oh wait.

Does anyone have any of the GTAV webms where someone flies off a cliff with a bike?

I can only dream of Mark making this thread cyclical. Imagine just how high the numbers could go. Anyone got an Umaru webm to summon him?

we've seen worse

he later went (215) that day

Except I'm not the one with the obsession over posting off topic webms on a video game board, the redditfags have that obsession.

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Oh I remember, trust me. To this day I wonder if every anti-piracy post belongs to that crazy motherfucker.

I would actually take the time to explain the logical fallacy in that argument, if I had any indication you'd read it to the end.
Alas, smug.

You've gone this far spamming webms no one wants to save. I too could go to the effort of downloading, say, all the Assassin's Creed cutscenes, dividing them into 7.9mb bits at 360p and then posting it (500) different posts

But the real question is who wants that. So its on topic? Nigger we want things to be on topic and interesting, I'd rather have regular offtopic webm threads with interesting content then grasping for straws with this shit

I mean I posted which took an hour out of my time to record, edit, and convert in hopes that it would be ontopic and interesting. Clearly I'm not autistic enough.

He doesn't even understand the fetish. Why even speak about it?

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This is a single courtesy reply to inform you that you've already been filtered. Also, as a hopeless appeal to whatever little capacity you have for self-reflection: you seem convinced that contribution to this thread, and likely the board, is simply a function of the number of posts or "OC" (converted .mp4s) you submit, and are desperately trying to prove to yourself and others that you belong here, perhaps even more so than other people who reject you or that you don't like, by simply farming up your points on this metric, which only you accept.

However, nearly everything you have posted is uninteresting shit, relevant videogames and tangentially related anime or not. You think that you can simply increase your legitimacy by just being here and dumping a quantity of OC, rather than quality, and you think we owe you for it. This makes you a cunt, and I'm sure this behavior isn't isolated to your time on here, and likely has resulted in you being ostracized in other areas of your life.

If you want to be treated differently, you will have to address these fundamental character flaws. Good luck.

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Or instead of resorting to a fallacy of your own you could actually point it out, and maybe remember pointing out fallacies =/= making an argument.

Go to Holla Forums then, redditfag

tl;dr I'm a giant faggot

I also spent too much time to record, edit, and render this webm;
Though nowhere near an hour, it's still crazy how so much effort can be put into something so worthless.

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Okay, I'll filter you too.

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Gays are not welcome here, faggot.

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The fallacy in question proves the argument didn't exist in the first place, but since your reading comprehension has improved slightly, I'll actually take a crack at it.
See, this does not discount what I have said, since there's no such thing as having an OBSESSION with posting off-topic things. That's an episode of "My Strange Addiction" I'd have to see to believe. It could denote ADHD or something, but not autism.
Posting random inconsequential video game cutscenes over and over, and lack of self-awareness, however, DOES actually show a high likelyhood of autism.
So again, my argument still stands, and your rebuttal was simply mistaken.

Then leave, cockloving jew

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Except there is: this thread proves it when you have one user with 60 posts of off topic webms, another with 51, and others with double digit off topic webm counts.

Secondly, since when does your useless opinion matter?

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I thank you for your hard work

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If you want him gone, just make him feel as if his effort is pointless. Note that the stimulus of seeing that his shitposts are not even being read has caused him to cease even trying. Leverage his desperation for approval.

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*tips fedora*

You're at (84) posts. You've been baited, snagged, caught, gutted, and eaten alive by trolls. You've tried desperately to fit in here by posting "vidya OC" and calling everyone else a redditfag when clearly your the outsider trying to fit in.

The fact is people that are regulars on this site know not to get baited this hard. In future, put the time and effort you have committed to all these webms into creating a single, very interesting webm.

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Please go back to reddit.

I want this fucker to beat the record. I want it smashed, I want to see that 300.

I, for one, want more of autism-chan.

Posting off-topic things indicates a wide (read: normal) range of interests. Again, failure to stay on-topic can be some sort of attention disorder, but nothing more.
Posting RIGIDLY on-topic things, and attacking people who don't follow the "rules", indicates a narrow range of interests (read: autistic)

Hi user

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How does it feel to be so wrong? Nothing you posted is true, and you're actually defending redditfaggotry.

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I'm never one to appeal to consensus, but honestly, there is no way I can feel wrong in this company.
You've been roasted to hell and back by every poster. I would end this with "get a grip" or something, but I want you to keep posting, so uhh…..
FAG!

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I find this user to be a meme in itself, must purge all of the non Holla Forumsidia related webms from the earth, must cleanse the reddit and autism from the board.
A hero, not the one we need but the one we got!

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Then take an approach which either reinforces his behavior with a reply of any other kind, or even ignoring him, since he likely comforts himself with the knowledge that you must still have seen what he is taking the time to convert and type.

The dude's basically an animal with predictable responses, so it shouldn't be hard to milk him for a record if you want.

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The one that puked on our doorstep after a hard day of work. The future hero…
AUTISM-CHAN!!!!

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One thing I have never done is backed down from an argument, so if he's sticking to his guns, we're gonna be here all night.

/r/'ing a webm thats an AMV of nichijou

I saw it a few days ago and cannot find it

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As I mentioned earlier:

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Escalation_of_commitment

I stole this.
For you.

These threads honestly belong on Holla Forums more than here. Too bad Mark will never be manly enough to do anything about it.

noooo, autism-chan pls. I take back all the mean things I said.
You're not a fag. Just autistic is all. Come baaaaaaack. We want your shitty cutscenes.

U HAVE AUTISM XD

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OK, so you're still here. Why not more shitty webums?

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Wew lad.

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fucking reddit in this thread

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It's absolutely shameful how he refuses to stay on topic. We should report him for not posting vidya.

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He's probably demoralized. His defiance relies on certain mental guards against typical avenues of censure, such as being mocked or abused, which he has built up a tolerance to over many such encounters. He might even have conditioned himself to enjoy it.

Ultimately, this armor still doesn't actually strengthen the flimsy ego which is the real cause of their problems, so when you know how to sidestep it, the shock of feeling just as worthless as they did all those years ago before they developed coping mechanisms drains them.

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It was fun ride,glad it ended :^)

He is going to be in the next thread user
THE RIDE NEVER ENDS

Can someone post the BattleBots webm ?
I heard VSauce was a guest on the last episode, is the 2nd season good or is it still scirpted and full of drama ?

Wait a minute, I recognise this kiwi.

if you are inv Kiwiland you can prob rent her for 1-2 hours cheaply

If it makes you feel any better, it got a solid, audible "Nice." out of me.

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Holy autism

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Fixed version

Nah, she's moved to Germany and became the live-in girlfriend of a guy who plays DotA 2 for a living. I recognised her because her boyfriend is the only person on the planet making decent DotA 2 mod videos.

I like how Kid Autism skipped posting on the last two threads, but comes back today for this one :^)

Oh my user you can count? Did you know I can count as well?

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Just a prototype.

can someone post the attack on hundred acre woods webm? video is banned in the US cause "muh copyright"

Nice. I never would have thought they had that detailed of a interaction with radios.

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Also vehicle damage can be a bitch if you have a weapon that moves the model.

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