Donald J Trump 2016 ^^

Donald J Trump 2016 ^^

Other urls found in this thread:

ehryel.tumblr.com/post/131042345706/furry-creatures-raven-from-teen-titans-from-last
youtube.com/watch?v=luJJBeCFeM0
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/M1917_revolver
youtube.com/watch?v=kXYiU_JCYtU
twitter.com/NSFWRedditVideo

CP in the catalog

so there is
neat

my mind is sinking

Thats some really bad stuff.

(Akachi-chan)
You're not a boring person ^^
(senpai-sama)
I do whatever the FUCK i want
(Anonymous-kun)

Bad pet.

So bored

hhehe c:

y?

What does the J stand for? Jackass? H-ha ha

Jay

Not sure what I want to do today. Just been building up hype for next weekend

sick nice

fap!

dont worry shes 23

I wanna be someones foot licking slave !

hnng

Nah it's not as fun when you don't watch

Thats older than me

...

see

s-sorry..

arent you 17?

grim what do i do about the CP?

I just need someone to hold me and tell me I'm not going to die alone.

...

I wanna lick their feets after a long day of work too !

Maybe I should let someone else from thread watch...

hnn... if you want...

Yes i'm 17.

Don't be worried about that, it won't happen to you ^^

why am i just hearing about this now?

report it

imagine being too young to have had a good run with limewire

...

We need new mods...

i actually continues using frostwire and the gnutella network long past limewire's relevance.

was reluctant to try torrenting.

Kazaah was much better

I try and keep my age a secret.

Aren't we the same age?

Wanna date?

Hahaha fuck no I love you silly baka ^^
and the beautiful pink pussy of yours I could eat for days

talk to bebo then

your fave song was always a 16kb .EXE

you were smarter than that, but someone else always downloaded it on your computer

I should be a mod honestly.

...

why do you repeat the same statement constantly

make me mod

I'll start posting more if I become a mod

Because its true

no i like older guys

nh!
no lewd!

dont like talking to him..

thats good because i'm actually 40

Th-thanks.

Woman I do what I want

the year is 2045

you have accidentally installed adware on your brain and every time you try to talk you can't help but shout loudly about local singles in YOUR AREA

brushie brushie

that's too old ._.
I want a guys that's around 36

ahaha it looks like hes about to sneeze

im not doing anything!
go fap to Erin, she likes it

Tokai

Let me hear you sing and play ukelele.

oh look ema's alive

also donald trump is a brutally honest person with many discriminatory leanings that are common amongst the american populace

which makes him a terrible leader of the executive branch, he's supposed to be a pompous, conceited, anti-populist asshole instead of a brutally honest 'american spokersperson'

alright rant over

i only ever knew the flash meme tbh

the year is 2145

you have accidentally installed a presidential personality backup on your brain and on a regular basis your body and mind are taken over by donald trump as he was in the last moments of his life

hey love what are you doing here on Holla Forums?

erin make me lunch pls

Nah for real I'd really like it if you watched me sometime
Yeah I could easily, but no
Friends are starting to wake up so gonna go ahead and dip out to start
Cya love

i just made my own dinner tho

microwave beef noodles

got one pack left for tomorrow, gotta hop i get payed on time so i can have a takeaway before bed too

Turns out i'm actually 36 years old.

nein

If you want someone who's 36, 40 should be close enough.

Please?

im going to get as far away from your big dick as possible!

must be salty
I find all those ready to eat or fast food things with beef in them are super salty
blee

the year is 2245

you accidentally mind click a download link and become one, not of the meme, but as the eternal meme

and then you realize how obnoxious humor and memes go on and on

i am an ambitious man, not only satisfied by one semi-dead anime circlejerk

nimmer

I'm going to get my big dick as far inside of you as possible

do you have money?

36 is my limit lol

you should stay here, love
the people are nice

my meds cause low sodium, so i like it, and occasionally crave huge amounts of salt

when that happens i usually buy eggs, fry them, then salt the everloving fuck out of them

teenage boys will eventually hit their prime

eventually

Hmm.

youll put me in the hospital and I wont have any children!!!

I do

"ema" is not underaged

i dont like waiting and no one knows my age here, shush!

satisfying salt cravings are pretty awesome makes everything taste so much richer with the stuff

hmm~

do you have enough to support me?

Yeah

oh yeah.

what i hate, it when the salt fails to dissolve, so you end up crunching salt granules.

there is no good cause ever for course sea salt

do you have big dick.. ?

...

gaaaaaaaaaay

they are

just not me lamo

the tears of every acne faced, glasses wearing nerd with a crush on the popular girl at school could fill up a large lake
or maybe even a sea

i am sure we run a very legal aged business here

okay those noodles totally did not satisfy

coarse salt with more chewy meats or dried meats is good tho

i add MSG usually, but i have none right now

hmm, i surposes

salted pork is yum

shame i can't have any lel

can i see..?

how long do you plan on staying?

Hm.

Hm?

If you google "big dick" and hit images i'm the first one that comes up.

grim lemme get my birthday pizza

i will save half for tomorrow c:

nono that's IKT

LMAO wait nvm

do you have any pets? :e

but i want to see yours with a timestamp, please~

Yeah he can be that

oh man

No.

am I using dominoes

go to the store and get some salt then nerd

until my mood changes

so whenever really?

hm

she wants the dick(pic)

do you want any?

whats wrong with your mood now?

are you sure you can't wait till your birthday

I feel like it would taste better on your birthday

cocks taste better right out of the shower

Most do.

If I have a gf or wife to help with it, sure.

if you like c:

or paypal and i'll get a cheaper one on just eat, up to you

Prove me wrong.

cats take care of themselves, you have nothing to worry about

why?

Well if you're hungry I guess it can't be helped

i want to see if youre the chosen one

:C

Except it breaking shit around the house.

[mixed feelings]

get on steam

lock it in the closet like normal people do

...

OH

20% off at the hungry house app today

Grim it's my birthday on friday buy me something

i stopped taking prozac because i have enough identity issues with the smattering of mild mental illlnesses that seem to run in my family

haven't been talking much to people outside of school, so i guess this is where is start

dicks, cocks, butts, whatever

shall you stay strong in hiding the dick or shall you exhibition, big dick man?

i hate chemistry though

I swear to fucken god

promote this man

I don't have a camera.

erin is indistinguishable from luka now

grim i don't know you and my birthday was four months ago buy me something

these people are more unstable than you that i can tell ya

-Trump 1992

not even kidding see

it's like just eat but not as good

Cruel to it. Rather not have one, if that's the case.

None have seen it in five years. I assume it'll stay that way.

that is why I am feeling mixed feelings

So no presents ???

please show me? i dont like begging

...

Can't

lol how is that cruel? its just a cat

...

wry?

Because I'm gone from the house for 12+ hours a day.

how do I fix my headache

it's like hitler-loving trannies

which exist in surprisingly large quantities

it's been months since i last showed mine

though i only showed it once, and it's nothing to brag about tbh

animals>people

what...why?

Are you lacking caffeine

I see.

Work.

I don't have a camera.

no

loud music and sunshine

i miss /lewd/ but everyone hates me there now... I really miss rain and magi..
and yeah Trump is awesome

whats your occupation?

8ch says you have a camera installed in your computer

Are you properly hydrated?

You first.

Mitigation.

that makes it worse!

yes

Mods do your jobs you pathetic suicide dodgers

sleep
asprin+sleep
sleep

you're not even mysterious you two word reply dingus

why do they hate you there again? i forgot
trump is like an infinitely shittier and more moderate hitler
wake me up when some night of the long knives shit happens

also
two dick pics at once? how effecient

Mhmm. Mhmm mhmhm mhmm.

Have you tried not being a huge homo?

Okay.

...

Friends are being slow so going to try to multitask poorly

g2g bye again

It's a job.

hmm I should sleep soon indeed..

yes

ugh

Mods are weak as fuck.

Awww god damn it lol
Hey if you get on steam sometime I can send you some new pics~

I'm all out of suggestions. Maybe you've got blood cancer.

neat

godspeed in your lust for old man dick you anti-semitic fuck
godspeed

get to bed then

pointless when everything is gay

Maybe you are cancer.

Too much cocklust around here

That honestly seems like the typical webMD conclusion.

...

...

i would be more judging of it as well if i didn't have the same shit happen to me

regret's there for a reason though right?

Kek

Mhm

goodnight

perhaps

ugh I guess that is best..

if you ever want to hate yourself momentarily just think about the past things you have said if you've erp'd

and that's only scratching the surface

yup

Indeed.

induitably

My last erp was pretty fucking lewd.

still, you're mutually jerking off with someone a thousand miles away

a little odd at the very least

Quite.

The wonders of the modern era

obviously

long distance somewhat unenjoyable mutual masturbation?

neat

That's not a word

Fantastic. I love it.
I live for it.

Very.

I knew what they meant.

Oh god I'm so hard it hurts
I love it

...

me on the left

o.o

Erin has a face?

anyone i like here

coolio

eww what a nerd

usually

what's giving you such a hard time?

me irl

...

Is that not also you on the right?

...

Often.

You're cute
how are you doin there cutie

n-no that's ...that's who I hang out iwth ;~:

hey mate
whats up

My name is Chad Thundercock.
D/w it

Not shit dude
gonna collect a few hundred today get crunk and idk what else
whats good with you man

Oh Bard.. you can hang out with me if you like

fuck it
I've reached hunger capacity

gonna make some raisu

Really?

i'm doing good, i need to stop procrastinating on getting to my odd job though
you?

because everyone here has a blooming real life social circle and gets tons of pussy

Sure.

just a lazy saturday mate
planning to get high off my ass myself right now actually
hopefully i can find a game that seems fun to play

You bought someone a pizza and all you're eating is rice?

Yes
everything is going acording to plan
What are you doing today subtles?

yeah
I'm not in the mood for pizza atm
and im taking my mom out to a restaurant tomorrow

we can play the pop up pirate game

what job is that?
I think I will play some guild wars

Someone ask me to do a drawing please.

Blood-chan got me all excited and now I'm just throbbing ;-;

I'm a pussy magnet

draw erin eating a raw tomato

Batman fighting Darth Vader.

pop up pirate game, lad?

Could you please draw a Yui Hirasawa? :3

Studying for my last exam on tuesday ^^'
Interspersed with moments of games/anime I guess

Do a drawing please!

So you think he's really a 15 year old girl and openly admitting to sending nudes of yourself to what you believe to be an underage girl?

what's the best yui drawing you have that someone made for you?

Tempted to commission Loco to draw "high school of the thread" manga.

I now how autism from watching that webm.

Yikes.

easy yardwork for an old lady

comfy job, just really sketchy in terms of how often i get to work

poor you, never getting to fuck/stab/fuck-stab blood-chan

i am the pussiest of the pussy magnets?

see video

Uwah

Even if she was a 25 yr old guy I'd still cream pie

Pfffft gonna go visit her next year

Sorry I don't have a cure

Hm.

doki doki

i am trying to be positive about this, but my bitter personality wants to shit entirely on your plan

have fun i guess?

Mhm.

how much longrer are you stuck going to school?

Lucky lucky
That sounds fun
is she nice?

hmm
This one is good

...

thank you ^^
Even if Blood-chan doesn't show up then fuck it I can have fun without them

Shiro, come during the summer

ill be in the city so we can have drinks and shit

Beautiful

she is
smokes a lot
but is rather nice

where does blood chan even live?

One more year after this one is almost over

hi daisy

Nyanners has such a down syndrome face.

Sci

Maybe because I also might just fly her out here

In torment in hell

He's still perma'd and thankfully will be.

That daisy person is Sci

but...you've never met this person...
thats nuts

i suppose
haven't followed her since... a year or so?

aren't we all at times?

what

no

but hes got a vagina

so?

Yeah its really sad
gamer girl syndrome got to your head
How are you though, sweetie?

So? I've done like 10 meet ups with online people before

No because sometimes we sleep

No, meeting up is fine.

Paying to fly them out to you, that's extreme.

...

Obviously this person is worth enough to spend a few hundred on
if not thousands

it would make sense if you dated or met this person irl at least once

at least

but totally from online?

damn son

when you're the only one with a vagina in the room and your followers are starved for sexual interaction it's a little hard not to get a big head

i'm fine-ish, you? need to stop procrastinating but that's far easier said than done

i never sleep
cause sleep is the cousin of death

also, why does everyone think i am sci?

you alright there tsuch?

She is not doing a very good job of eating that popsicle....

Picture this
I'm a bag of dicks
put me to your lips

yeah girls are retarded

president trump... tear down this wall... - Putin, 2018

HAHAHAHAHA

...

The irony will be thunderous

What are you procrastinating on sweetheart?
Im fine, just a lazy saturday
i slept for 15 hours

Going to make her pay and the get her back when she shows up

Grim where do you get all these pics

I wanna know but I don't wanna know

♡ korean grills

:3

look at my matching ribbon and skin~

...

wip for stupid anime whore

How much is commission?

PURPLE

Hahah you don't want to

She got dem ken ashcorph thighs

Let's consult this handy chart I just made

Intriguing. Damn a manga might be pricey.

...

Sugoi

It's my birthday friday buy me something

I thought it was 27th May

oh I thought you said today

...

What do you want?

You

i need to go to my odd job today but i am being lazy and don't really want to work

aaaaa that sounds comfy

those prices are a fucking steal i'll have you know

Be all you can be

It really pisses me off when you lie to me

It really pisses me off when you lie to people about me

you could always stay home and do nothing

it does lol

ill steam you

Lol bebo

Loco you should do thread mango

When has BC ever stopped lying?

I beat an old Aztec world record today while listening to this on loop

blood-chan pls

subtl, this is the best source of qt azns ever

:p

Yooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

so i found out my problem
i've been training myself for stamina and not purely for raw power

Yo tha tone in the swimsuit holy shet

...

mfw

NOBODY CARES
GO THE FUCK AWAY NERU

You should consider tempo exercises then

...

Yoooooo

idk what this means
League is gay and YOU'RE GAY

subtle calm

Lol gay

was talking to my dad last night about getting a new pistol

show me the way
I think I'm doing good this way..

...

...

I wonder if subtle would let me sit on his lap if I wore a one piece swimsuit.

that imagery

BACK THE FUCK OFF !!?!!!?!!?!?!?!??!

Are you really just going through random girls' Facebooks and saving pics of them in swimsuits?

Shillary

Loco, squashie says hi

Sorry :c

Yes.

!

you did the same when i showed you mine lol wtf
it's why most of my pictures are gone now

Link him this

ehryel.tumblr.com/post/131042345706/furry-creatures-raven-from-teen-titans-from-last

And a heart.

((gravity squeeze))

I want the M1917
But a real one

I don't know how to workout.
>>>/YouTube/

I have never seen your Facebook nor do I even know your name.

God, there are so many Mexicans in the Bronx it's not even funny anymore.

Philandering

I was a mistake to make Bebop into a mod.

Thats hilarious
better than the niggers

yeah fuck bebop

Its the gayconomy, stupid.

Can I buy a print of that

tristan when?

That's really the only reason I'm voting for Trump, tbh.

The FO4 DLC wasn't half bad.
Radioactive fog/10

Is it really extreme to fly someone you've only known on the internet out to you? If you have cammee with them and have known then for a bit, I really don't see the issue.

I've flown people to see me more than a few times, and I've been flown out by people before as well

Maybe I'm just a loser, but I've never had a friend I met outside of the Internet..

Am I the only one who knows what you look like?

It's less content than Dragonborn and about the same as Point Lookout for more money.

Not really. Nothing is weird

Learn the lesser of evils
Mexicans>every other subhuman

...

Mad

...

They're painting the buildings in the colors of their flag. They have to go.

People acting like it's extreme though. I've flown people I've never met IRL to see me before..

I don't think it's weird ;A;

People are stupid. If you are comfortably why care

Took me a lot of time to run around doing whatever quests they had, also some odd side quests.
Not a bad price if you bought the season pass.

Says the thirsty desperate virgin 😏

mustve hit a soft spot

Well other than cato yes.

Rekt

White Water lol

Cato? Who is Cato?
Never heard of him.

It's just ironic as fuck for you. Progression
Projection isn't healthy

didn't know what that was
googled it and thought it was an enfield
fun

oh

i see this no friends thing is really rough for u

I dunno who i'm even talking about actually.

you're the only one who knows

I bought it when it launched so it's only $25 for me, which for the three that have came out is alright.

gj

Is boo a true shitposter?

Who is your favourite shitposter?

Tp

Cato is awooo

I have lots of friends IRL and online though. Like I live with 2 of my best friends, and more they don't live with me

My point that I met every single one on the internet.

Why would anyone want to be friends with normies

He's the one who's dumber than the rocks he studies.

oh yeah i forgot you spend your day fucking a fatass trap
your social life is fine

...

Be nice
Cato is a great

Right.

I like him up until he starts to say anything.

I wish I had internet friends.

I feel like the wasteland workshop dlc thing was kind of like those small add-on packs for NV.
Now just begins the wait for next one to have a reason to play the game further.

Because most people aren't autistic and able to function around other people.

And blogposting about it to nobody who cares =)

He's a huge dick which is ironic because of his tiny dick

Here, have some.
youtube.com/watch?v=luJJBeCFeM0

No. It was horse armor.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/M1917_revolver

my bad lol

catos dick

Way to catch on to the joke there, Old man.

Says a similarly boring poster

Lol

fucking same

hmmmm

we're internet besties i thought

Wanna be internet friends ?

Don't get me wrong, I actually liked the micro packs for Oblivion. Mehrunes' Razor? $3. A fun dungeon, great dagger, decent armor and robe sets. As much content as Automatron.

i-is that Lexi's dick

...

no its fucking catos

Why the emphasis on old?

Says the Brit.

what the FUCK

Exatly. Hm's intensify

XD

Hm.

I'm just hoping that didn't take a slot out of the possible dlcs to come.
Considering how it was released in a very short time, and that'd be a dick move.

Although the only redeeming factor of Automatron was the possibility to create your own companion.

I FUCKED UP

oh

neat little pistol
i think there's a reason they don't make them anymore though lmao

I know too many to know

You IDIOT

...

Nah. It was filler.
It was to put something out as DLC for the season pass. Both of those packs were just to pad time for Far Harbor's release. With it out, I assume it's going to be a smaller pack next month or the following one, a medium one the following month, and another "large" one like Far Harbor to conclude the DLC.

It's Cato's penis.

YOU FUCKING BAKA

STOP POSTIN THE NERU GAME

LA Riots 2 when?

I hope I can get my grubby little hands on one.

why did someone spend so much time shooping all the pictures of the head of some guys dick

O-oooooooooo AAAAE-A-A-I-A-U- JO-oooooooooooo AAE-O-A-A-U-U-A- E-eee-ee-eee AAAAE-A-E-I-E-A-JO-ooo-oo-oo-oo EEEEO-A-AAA-AAAA
O-oooooooooo AAAAE-A-A-I-A-U- JO-oooooooooooo AAE-O-A-A-U-U-A- E-eee-ee-eee AAAAE-A-E-I-E-A-JO-ooo-oo-oo-oo EEEEO-A-AAA-AAAA
O-oooooooooo AAAAE-A-A-I-A-U- JO-oooooooooooo AAE-O-A-A-U-U-A- E-eee-ee-eee AAAAE-A-E-I-E-A-JO-ooo-oo-oo-oo EEEEO-A-AAA-AAAA

I think its just the inflate tool

soon please

NO

i still care btw
more than i did before

anything all that special about it or just want it

You would know, being the cock expert

oh steam

I know photoshop has an inflate tool

dumbass

Suuure

Same

Hopefully that is so then.
Kind of hoping for another OWB-esque one, as a comic relief.

It is about them though

Ha. Ha. No.
The closest they've come was the fucking woeful Mothership Zeta. Which was just a bag of suck.

It's a gun from WW1 lol

Why wouldn't you want one?

...

Damn, murrica you arent as boring as i thought you were

absolute garbage

That DLC was just all about acquiring OP weaponry.
I found OWB a bit funny with those random encounters caused by Wild Wasteland.

Scoot's eyes aren't real

I listen at work or when in transit to work.

...

Why is Tsuchi user posting? Is he hiding from Erio?

Wew lad

the Lee Enfield is too
I want one of those though

did i fuck up?

What are you going to do with it?

the same thing i do with all of my other antique/collector guns

Why did you link yourself?

im playing league

OWB was Obsidian, though.
Nothing of the "writing team" behind it will have anything to do with 4's DLC which is all by Bethesda's "main" group.

Oh damn, completely forgot about that.
Well, one can always hope.

No you're not.

Oh

my gf is 100lbs..

I'm able to as well, i just hate it, so I don't do it.

All of Beth's main group works on the DLCs. They're not pawned off. Just Todd Howard and high concept shit has moved on to whatever's next, assumedly TES: VI in three or four years.

total wars purchase on g2 has been processing for 2 hours

yeah its annoying as fuck isn't it
it happens so much its almost like he needs people to know about the little social things hes doing

...

I guess I'll leave you alone since you're busy gaming.

nah it's fine
its nice

im able to interact with people i know who are normies

not people irl

Tricky Dick is best prez. Kennedy is overrated fenian scum.

That, or they're going with their side projects.

Sure, hun? I don't want to be a bother...

0 to 100 REAL QUICK

we just lost lol
how's your day been?

I GOT ENAJY
GOT A LOTTA ENAJY
GOTTALOTTAPEOPLETRYNADRAINMEOFDISENAJY

Bethesda doesn't really do anything but Fallout and The Elder Scrolls. Zenimax is the publisher that is more or less Bethesda but they don't develop anything. Only "side project" would be consulting with TES:O's ongoing DLCs and Fallout Shelter, which can't be more than three dudes working on.

Hey guys what's up?

i agree

mayb the 1st and second one was enemies actually

whats your top 5 on views?

Pretty good aside from being on my period. How was your day?

Woo woo, fucking slick nix

hotline bling
hotline bling
hotline bling
hotline bling
hotline bling

youtube.com/watch?v=kXYiU_JCYtU

been aight. it's raining here still.

Y doesnt boo drake post?

I love the rain, it's so soothing. Did you vote for Trump?

...

...

...

Why doesn't Boo throw himself off a building?

I wish user would talk shit about me

Ancient egypt or ww1?

scoots

gimme em history podcasts

Why doesn't Grim put gasoline on his hairy chest and light it on fire?

Shit costs like fucking 10 gbp for a book

you expect me to shill out for that

With those commissions, yes you fucker.

bloodchan ur opinions literally mean nothing to me

I'm not BC.

No but seriously I did try it and I got monthly tokens or something

How do I get lectures.

sure you arent ;)

...

Learning and education is priceless. Figured you'd be of like mind

They're part of the great courses history series. You get course guides, reading lists and lecture by lecture summaries.

I am serious.

me rn tbh

Why can't I get out of plat?

hullo what's this

Child porn.

let's hope so

Because you can't even get out of Bronze.

NEW

NEW

NEW

NEW

NEW

NEW

NEW

NEW

NEW

NEW

NEW

NEW

NEW

NEW

NEW

NEW

NEW

NEW

NEW

NEW

NEW

Talk shit about me!