Predict the Audience Score

Predict the Audience Score

< "Professional" Critic Score: 91%

There will be safeguards to make sure a disney star wars film never falls below 70 on rotten tomatoes.

Lol I bet you boatloads of money plebs are gonna love it just like the force awakens and rogue one because Ron Howard is gonna make a safe predictable forgettable flick.

> Critics rave about Ron Howard's best film since Willow is a fresh and rejuvenating look at Star Wars that tosses everything you love about the original trilogy and throws it in the trash compactor

After locking the score for TLJ even the last retard who goes there for "recommendations" should understand that their scores can'T be trusted.

Porg-tattooed twitter-verified nupeople too deep into the Star Wars bullshit will praise it.
Bitter ex-fans will compare it to Young Sheldon.

If its anything like Rogue One it will do okay. That movie was pure space battle porn, which is a million times better than the other two shitty movies.

If they try to give it a story it will be shit like TFA and TLJ.

it will bring less money automatically because it's a spinoff movie and it release date compared to ST trilogy mix in peoples disgust at TLJ and the fact no one wanted this movie in the first place……..

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"Shit flies through space and goes kaboom with lasers and awesome visuals" porn wasn't quite as concise. Again, there was no damn story. Hard to get mad at Imperial officers acting like idiots when the whole cast is uninteresting idiots.

are they mating

MORE JEWS YAY, way to get more millions of dollars for your extended inbred family disney kikes

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Why didn't they just hyperspace ram it with an x-wing?

a much smaller ship rammed the SD… wouldn't that have resulted in the small ship getting totaled without changing the direction/trajectory of the SD?


Yup , none was remotely likeable in that shit movie and imperials are not only incompetent manlets they get taken out by some 40 something 100lb chick (osteoporosis) with a magic club that can punch through armor stick.
They ruined Peter Cushing also which is unforgivable!

Something tells me they're going to artificially sacrifice these spinoff movies in an attempt to inflate EP9s success.

at least the Han solo one which looks like its a disaster already due to the behinds the scenes drama… also its a male MC they might spike it to claim the fans want ot see more women and minorities ( other than jews) or some other bullshit.

These people are physically incapable of writing white men as heroes. It would not surprise me in the least if he spent the entire movie encased in carbonite while Lando ran around and got berated by all the stronk independent rebel wymyns.

>These people are physically incapable of writing white men as heroes. It would not surprise me in the least if he spent the entire movie encased in carbonite while Lando ran around diversifying and got berated by BLACKING all the stronk independent rebel wymyns.
FTFY

They're incapable of writing jack shit, period.

This is gonna bomb.

They could have at least made it an animated feature and let Harrison voice it.

NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Don't care. I want to see a worse performance than Justice League, with none of the irl production setbacks to create excuses for it.

T R A S H

Turbo jew.

They can't writre a good story about anyone.
Even with Finn and Ray as the main actors it could be watchable if the story surrounding them would be somewhat decent.
BUT IT'S NOT EVEN THAT.
It's shit and having a stronk wymyn and a nigger as mains is just the fucking cherry on the top.

Han Solo just screams bi.

This guy knows what's up. Expect critics to pan it. Well, unless they stick in some stronkwomyn who shows up Han in every scene.

its called abandoning the franchise ;^)

He's a jew

hey, bub, don't make fun of Willow like that!

Might as well be a Jew anyways. StarWars was always about fighting Nazis in space to begin with. I hope its dying.

Han soylo

90

What ethnicity is this thing? American 56%?

More like 22% faggot.

Surprised Disney made his costume less queer.

Audience score or critic store? I see this film being a sacrificial lamb and breaking down like this:


This is how they'll spin the negative audience reaction to another archetypal hero being made stupid, irrational, weak and being constantly saved by a female character, who will likely be black.

Audience reaction will likely be around 26%. There will be a slew of articles about the reason it tanked being because it dredged up a past that should be forgotten and bring up skewed representations of the money the other films have made while baselessly asserting Rey, Rose, etc. are "fan favorites".

Lando will cuck Han and Han will thank him for it.

based

Fixed. These new writers seem to hate the idea of a hero.

Hating straight men confirmed.

forty mother fucker percent

Try to predict the batshit insane fuckery that will arise from disney trying to appeal to mass market nostalgia and ron howard trying to steer the titanic away from an iceberg.

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lel
that is all too plausible

I hope

I'm sure there is plenty of fanfiction authors that would do a better job. Not having a burning loathing for the subject material would be an improvement for a start.

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I predict it'll be higher than 50% but lower than 70%.