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NEWS

BE SURE TO SPOILER V-II RELATED CONTENT

Megadimension Neptunia V-II released on Steam

Re;Birth 3 Re;Translation released, translators still required for DLC content

CONTENT

Re;Translation of Re;Birth 2
Actual version: 1.422
Download: mega.nz/#!XBdyxBiI!6X2zMpAT3rYIszGxhpCAdK6CzkMogFXrZlnVGqtcD8M
MD5: 6AA1AA1C3822D649FA0750457993B77C

Re;Translation of Re;Birth 3
Actual version: 1B
Download: mega.nz/#!aN1FTYJJ!aAokCq94E63OI9s2ovFX-PT9z3azVVU4sjqa6LOB11w
MD5: 9CD6DB8EF7087B7FA57BCE2EB7B35660

Re;Birth mods: >>>/nep/822
Translated Nep media: >>>/nep/1589
Hello New World manga: >>>/nep/3153
CM3D2 with Neps: >>>/nep/3278
/nep/ Steam Group: >>>/nep/3211
/nep/ Quest: >>>/nep/3011
/nep/ Monthly Bunker: >>>/nep/2756
Stories from /nep/ and Holla Forums members: pastebin.com/nPukfP7A

QUESTIONS

Go with Re;Birth 1, and follow the remakes from there on. Available for PC or Vita.

Translation Statuses are:
HDN, Mk2, Victory, and many Spinoffs: NISA cancer, a retranslation of Hyperdevotion Noire is possible.
Re;Birth 1, V-II: Translation is alright, no worries from these ones.
Re;Birth 2: Not obviously bad at the start, but gets much worse as it goes along: in particular Neptune and Ram were screwed hard during localization. However, there is a Re;Translation made on our very own board (see above links).
Re;Birth3: Better than the original NISA translation in Victory but still quite a lot of cancer. Main game has been retranslated, translators still required to translate DLC content.

Ask the Volafile or Share threads.

Ask in thread or go to >>>/nep/835

Other urls found in this thread:

exhentai.org/g/960759/435a9181e3/
lloydianaspects.co.uk/evolve/breasts.html
pastebin.com/YBqJ7271
8ch.net/nep/res/3211.html#q3241
myanimelist.net/people/241/Rina_Satou
twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

I like Uzume.

I want to with Nepgear.

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I want to spar, adventure and cuddle for excessive durations with Noire. And lift her cute 41kg body

Reminder that you may find a Noire randomly at Tokyo Station

And I want to take care of twins while Blanc works and read books together in the evening or play some nep party in the group of 4 and have a session of vanilla nepping before we go to bed

Why is Blancs movie in Megatagdimension so fucking horrible

Who can like that or think its great? Also whats with that laugh track? Whats everyone laughing at? Where are they coming from? I got so many questions.

I want to THIS IS A SHIT GAME WITH SHIT GAMEPLAY and do REMOVE ALL WEEBS YOU FAGS DESERVE TO DIE FOR YOUR SHIT TASTE IN VIDYA

jk
VIDYA > ANIME

I'm not looking for an impure Noire lookalike though.

And I want to have children and raise them with Nepgear. And to keep writing for as long as I can.


Poor thing who doesn't understand the pleasure of loving neps. I pity you.

I almost used that image for mine but decided it would be wasteful to use it for what I said.

spanking

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this is a clean place, we dont accept trash

How about this one?

Oh dang. I can't wait to see how people exploit this.

user…
exhentai.org/g/960759/435a9181e3/

Wait did someone actually scan something new? I'm on my phone so can't access sadpanda.

hence the MIGHT part of the post, that's from his new doujin, damn is the art change noticeable

Devildie is not rip, neppers begged him to continue so he'll only upload neps from now on, as his welcome back gift he gave us Haru's doujin from C89

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Oh dang. I'll have to check it out when I get home next week. Here's to hoping for more Nep doujins.

Cute.

I can't lack motivation with a pic like that.

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I want to go to Gameindustri and play games with Vert until we pass out then cuddle in out sleep thinking of marriage

As much as I like her, I could never, the risks of going full Teaching Feeling overweigh the benefits. Plus I'm too faithful to Gear to do so.

Uzume's our main source of citamin CUTE
I'd adopt her but nothing lewd, I'm staying loyal to my nep

No one said anything about having to lewd her, user. She just needs a reliable Onii-chan to take care of her.

Although if lewd is up your alley then there's no harm in doing that to her. I've always wanted to know what kind of face she'd make if I touched her all over when wearing something lewd

guys please stop posting that histoire pic where I fucked up the size. I'll give you some new ones just stop posting that one. please.

We may get the answer to that question

Actually, you might have just given us a new topic of discussion. If you could adopt any CPU/Candidate, for say a year, with the promise that you can go to Gameindustri if your Nep is happy enough, would you?

Lets get some roadblocks out of the way;

DO
YOU
ACCEPT

Is there more of this goodness?

I want to shower Histoire with lots of hugs and kisses!

not yet

do I have to learn 日本語 in order to communicate?

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUK
me

Is this a real question? Of course I'd accept. Even if I have to learn Japanese or whatever Gamindustri's language may be.

I'd do it just to hear a Japanese person try to speak it

I would totally raise Gear. Maybe she'd even help me with my design project for school by giving me ideas or something.
I'd just have to kick my roommate out which I really wouldn't mind doing since he's been a scumbag for the past few months.
I'll bribe her with delicious foods and let her help with my mechatronics works.

If more does come I really hope it gets translated.

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No hesitation. Of course I'll accept. And while I hope it could end like Four Seasons, I'm pretty certain I would need much more than a year to gather the confidence to go further than friendship.


The third one is a little bit darker, is it wanted or not ?

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Probably has to do with what the sign says.


Number 4 a best
Laughed at 5 though. Racist Nepgear.

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So lewd this Nep

I laughed.

I hope my Nep of choice doesn't take me to the Meme Dimension

Also this app has been sitting on my phone for ages and I have no idea what anything is because I can't read or understand moon.

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Yeah, you can use it without knowing japanese, but you won't understand anything. The Japanese isn't too complex but there are still moments that I don't understand what's being said.


Isn't that something a guy should be asking her? Or she should be saying she wants it from the viewer?

Of course i accept.

Can Uni/Noire handle being in an apartment of three people and nine cats with the occasional smell of cat poop and piss?

Especially when it's summer?

I'd say she wants the viewer to milk her.

Again, it must be Nepugia.

I guess that works, too. I'd prefer to give her my milk though. Even if Nepugia is in charge of Gear's body for the moment.

The latter

Sounds lovely, but her breasts aren't that big. They probably don't hold very much.
Unless she has some other "milk" to offer.

I was just pushing button and getting lost in the menus, I have no idea what I need to do to actually interact with the Neps or how to exit the app.

Cute stuff.

Just sexually harrass them and they talk to you. You can unlock special scenes by using their gallery voices a certain number of times.

As for exiting, I don't think there's a way to exit ingame.

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Well normal smart phones let you use tabs for apps. You can close it in the app management interface.

Last set

>can't afford or even purchase in my country all the guns Uni would need
I'll have to wait until I get a decent job before I can adopt any of them.

Sometimes, being a poorfag and a NEET at that, sucks.

I would tell you to have your Nep help you get employment for a year but;

Yeah, I wouldn't classify a 6 year old smartphone as normal. I feel bad for you.


Nepgear could build robots for yoy to make money for you. Of course that would probably not make her fall on love with you since you wouldn't be able to take care of her.

Where's the neps? I require neps

I'm not really too into these games.

Reading that made me want to start.

Explain.

Give her the d and she won't turn psycho.

Semen is magic.

It works as an antidepressant for women

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So it doesn't go down her throat?

without semen she becomes feminist

Better explanations.

Plus you will also feel better from giving her your load and can get the stress off your back.

Win/win for both parties.

STOP! THIS IS THE NEPPOLICE!

THIS IS A NO LEWD ZONE!

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Sorry officer, but no Nep needs to become a feminist.

Guys need to keep them in check.

CALL THE NEPPOLICE
I DON'T GIVE A FUCK

Maybe we should keep her locked away in Gamindustri, it's much safer over there than it is here.

It would only be a matter of time until all the CPUs change their stances on lewds, then Gamindustri would go further downhill

can you make one that says "everything is fire"
If not I'll make it when i get back from work

lloydianaspects.co.uk/evolve/breasts.html


So she could easily breastfed you, if she were pregnant.

And exploited it was.

It can go down whereever as long as it's absorbed by the body

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Thanks user

So where is the part that says women can lactate when their breasts are stimulated enough?

Nice trips, but I've only said that she could easily do that, not that she must be pregnant. Besides, that article is about why breasts exist in the first place, not how they work exactly. Give it a read if you bored and have some free time.

Well if its going to act like an antidepressant, it should be swallowed like a drink of medicine. If you hear the gulp, you'll know it went down

mouth > vag

Now I want to see a Nep story where you treat a Nep whos had a bad day or has stress via d and then she becomes much better thanks to your magic and you yourself feel better!

I glanced at it earlier and I thought it would mention it somewhere. The concept of getting a woman to lactate through stimulation alone is fascinating to me and I'm sad that article doesn't even give it a passing mention.

Good stuff to know about. I already knew that breast size had no real bearing on lactation; I just wanted to make a futa joke.

At least I wouldn't starve to death if Nepgear was my mom. Blanc on the other hand…

I want to hug plutia and have rough sex with iris

but those things can be interchangeable

Even Blanc could feed you if she had enough fat on her body to get pregnant in the first place. She also wouldn't be completely flat.


And what about rough hugs?

Frankly, it's an evolutionary thing. Woman takes a dicking, woman feels better afterwards, woman more likely to want another dicking. I assume every single feminist is dickless

I can endure any kind of hug for my nep

True. I just thought if it acts like an antidepressant, would make sense for it to act like medicine and have her swallow it.


Most likely or they got pounded by sand monkeys who are 'acceptable for banging because their books say its ok to do so'. Either way, they're prudes

We really are learning quite a lot of sex in this thread!

Well genetics also play a roll in how much milk a woman produces, Blanc may not be well endowed but if she hit the genetic jackpot for lactation she could end up a D-cup milk fountain.

LEWDING THE NEPS
Just got finished converting this; now if only it would actually upload.

Great, the one time it went through and the spoiler disappeared. Thanks Jim.

Spoiler this shit. Both lewd and futa. Nobody wants to see that.

It's a strap-on, actually.

It's gotta be Noire, after all she works hard, no doubt she has lots of stress and wants your "medicine".

that shit looks uncanny also

Oh, my bad.

Both lewd and YURI. Spoiler that shit. Ain't nobody want to see that.

First Noire as a /fit/ coach, now this

I have no problem with it. Does it need continuity?

Though, Black Sister is so flat. You could cover the face and it'd look like a man if it weren't for the obvious strap on. That said, it looks horrifying either way.

Is that story already out?

Not yet.

But its almost done.

My only issue is Nepgear is taking it and not Uni.
That and the faces are uncanny.

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Speaking of medicine, a CPU receives their power via share energy. Share energy is created by people simply believing in the CPU. If simple belief is enough to power them up, how much energy will they get from the overwhelming pure love some of us would be able to give them?

Your Nep needs your energy after a hard day of work in the evening

But we were learning the magic and wonders of semen and breast milk, user


Probably the same thing when Popeye gets his can of Spinach.

Thats 3D porn for you

Haru already created an image of him and next Blanc. She says NEXT form requires lots of shares. Then he's pumping her full of Shares in the next panel.

I see. I'd say hurry up, but I feel like I will sleep for at least two days, so I'm no position to urge others.


I remember that there was an edit of the first pic, because Vert is so uninterested. Does anybody have it?

I alone would probably be enough to power Pururut

If anyone has a Vita on 3.60 and copies of Re;Birth 2 and 3, I'd like to ask for a bit of a favor. In recent days decryption of Vita games has been possible on the latest FW due to Henkaku. I figure since an undub of Persona 4 Golden is possible so would putting the Retranslation onto R;B 2 and 3. So what I'm asking for is decrypted dumps of both games. I have R;B1 and Nep PP but we don't have(PP) or need(RB1) retranslations of those.

If you ask nicely, I will post the kind of barely lewd neps that may just leave you edging that you will ask for lewdest of neps

I've no problem either.

She'd probably wants you to be strong so you can ravage her hard in bed.


Lots.

Try not to go overboard, though, she might get addicted to your "pudding".

not if I do it first

All the more reason to post spoiler-free lewds fellow Nep loving user.


I just now noticed that Vert could really not give a god damn about Noire. Probably lover's argument?


fam we need more spoiler-free lewds or else I'LL FUCKING DIE

Let's not give the anti-animefags an excuse to report us

HOLD THE PHONE

Why did I not get this sooner?


See

I suppose the term Barely Lewd fits better

Remember, the C in Vitamin C stands for

C U T E

Shit, look how late I am today.

I got your back fam

Now I'm curious how Gamindustri does sex education

I want Histy to give me a hands on lesson!

In Leanbox, all children are forced to play bishounen yaoi games as per Lady Vert's orders.
In Lowee, all boys learn about it using the flattest models so they begin to appreciate DFC at an early age.
Lastation is prudish and don't do sex ed because Noire is too embarrassed to act like she knows what sex is and her citizens suffer for it.
It's probably pretty normal in Planeptune.

not lewd at all

So pretty much Planeptune is the only nation willing to tackle the topic while others either talk about only one aspect and keep the others hidden, or act prudish and cause the nation to suffer and have crime rate go up

So they will figure it out in their own once they are married, like how good citizens should do. I've expected nothing less from Lady Black Heart.

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CUTE

Well, I have heard that Planeptunians tend to havea schoolgirl fetish. But mostly normal because of that.


Unfortunately that's not how it works. Lastation suffers from teens not understanding their own bodies nor that of their gender opposites. It leads to a lot of underage sex without protection which causes a high teen pregnancy rating. This causes people to drop out of school to provide for their family, which later ends up breaking apart due to divorce, which increases poverty levels.
So America Lastation is pretty fucked.

My Brothers of African decent…


Wasn't that schoolgirl fetish only mentioned in RB1?

I always thought Leanbox was more like America, while Lastation was more of a America/Japan hybrid.

I don't know if it was actually ever mentioned. I just said it because Nep and Gear always wear schoolgirl outfits. If they represent their people, then their people must like schoolgirls.

I was only making something up based on the CPU personalities.
Leanbox is a foreign nation, but the XBox in Japan is used for tons of visual novels and stuff that aren't released outside Japan. So not really American either.

Well still, Neptunes got the upper hand on allowing sex ed to be talked about without any fuss or keeping certain parts hidden just so someone doesn't blow a gasket


Will giving Noire the d fix this problem? Surely by giving her the magic semen she'll realize that by being prudish, her nation will turn into a shithole that will have its people suffer from not knowing how sex works

I remember in RB1 there was a line somewhere that mentioned Planeptune having schoolgirl SOMETHING.

Also in RB3 you could get costumes for the CPUs I remember, Neptune has a uniform from "Planeptune University" in which she is the only student. Halfway funny and sad.

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How sad.

Also there mightve been something about a fetish in RB1. It's been a while since I played it.


Planeptune is still the best. Hell, schoolgirl fetish is okay with me. The uniforms are cute.

And once Noire gets the D, she'll implement sex ed in the form of actual sex. As soon as kids reach puberty, they have sex as a form of hands on teaching.

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The third one is in the uncanny valley. It looks like a sex doll, not a human.

Same.


Well thats good. Noire has to understand that sex is hardwired into people, its part of nature, they cannot act like its a bad thing to do, they reproduce, and if Lastation citizens don't do that (Or more reproduce with the wrong kind of people), then what hope does she have at beating the other nations? Absolutely none! Even Lowee and Leanbox with certain aspects of the education hidden would be better off than Lastation!

I want to help Noire but decisions like those makes me wonder how she still operates.

I'm not a Noirefag
But right now I want to be

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All CPU's are much more aware and competent than you think. There's no way they would fail at providing basic education. They just like doing nothing when nothing is happening (except Noire, kind of).

Well, Ram or Rom would be good choices since their winter and warm gear look pretty mundane for the most part. Maybe HDD would be a bit more of a problem, but then that would be the case for the rest of them. In particular Vert might have some trouble being served at a restaurant, and Plutia…well that would be a police situation.


Well that disqualifies Neptune.

Home school could work out pretty well. Unless you live in Germany, they get sort of pissy about that for some reason.


Why do you think they produce so much cheese cake of themselves.

Just gets tired of her autism, she's not as patient as Nep in that regard.

Well hopefully they stay that way, I don't want to see Nepgear or anyone become feminist.

It would be extremely painful.


To get anons into giving them the medicine?

HNNNNNNNNNNNNNG


Yes please.

This was what I was talking about in point one, to just save the trouble of autism, even eagle-eyed femnazis wouldn't bat an eye at your Nep, HDD or not.

From what? Being adopted? Not really, IRL is not a world you can travel around at a whim, Neptune will quickly understand and respect this even if she hates it. Point 2 is just to say that Neptune hates not traveling the world and decides to fuck off wouldn't happen.


Vert is plenty autistic when it comes to lewding imoutos

A neptunium atom has 93 protons and 93 electrons, of which seven are valence electrons.
It is radioactive, poisonous, pyrophoric, and can accumulate in bones, which makes the handling of neptunium dangerous.

I'm a man of danger.

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Important stuff to know

Have you put anything in the pastebin besides 4 Seasons? I'll check it out if you have, these threads have gotten too fast for me after handling the group guys.


Does this handle the same for a Maker or what? Not all of us have super powered Transformer waifus. If so, refer to my stories for how I would handle my beloved nurse in such a situation. granted I haven't written much about meeting Compa, I'm sure I would be plenty nice enough to be her one and only


I'm very sorry for slacking so much on the Noire story, I'm finally getting back into writing while I've been sick the past few days.


On a game related note, I'm finally about to get the True ending of RB;2 and move on to VII

I guess if you kept her fed and gamed up, that would prevent her from wandering off.

>Vert is plenty autistic when it comes to lewding imoutos everyone
Vert's perception of how the family member concept works is a little warped, but I think her gaming focus is more of an issue.

Still, regarding Noire, imagine going over to visit her and then having to deal with her mood swings and neurotic freakouts for several hours at a time.

I'm not the one in charge of the Pastebin, ShockingFate is. As for whatever I wrote outside of Four Seasons, well… Bad End, Onii-chan's Absence, Uran, Lucid Promise, The Promised Day and both Two Knocks.

And I'm working on a new one.

I have seen your dubs and bestow upon you good news. Originally yes, it was just for CPU/Candidates because of but any Canon Nep/Maker/Other fits the bill just fine. Want to adopt Linda for a year? Go for it. You fancy CFW Magic for a year? Hard mode; stay out of trouble, go for it. You want 5pb for a year, done!

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how about we start upping up the "barely lewd" into full blown lewd?

You could turn Compa and any other maker into a love powered transformer. Gold third style. It just requires so much shitposting about the CPU's that they lose the people's faith and their jobs.

Neptune is pretty easy to sate though, depending where you are and how big your game collection is Neptune might be easy mode. Hell she canonically stays put for YEARS.

And Noire is pretty tame if you often get out and travel to take her mind off things.

But then you would need to spoiler…

Haven't seen thise first three images before. Kind of hot.

you have to spoiler

google was a mistake

You're not wrong there.

Of course I know you don't run the pastebin, I read some of your other stories and noticed a thread between them. I have a haiku I heard once for you about this.

demons beneath the tree without hesitant oath indecision can't get close

Take your own meaning from it, I gifted Vaultdweller of the steam group with his own little tidbit earlier today.


It would have been better if you had made it a question of daughterfus, I would adopt Iffy or Uni in a heartbeat.

At least Compa is being herself there, only she would suggest someone being stepped on and present it in a positive light.

There indeed are several threads between these stories, and it's part of my fun in writing them. I already enjoy dropping pic related in my stories, even though the actual one is my second since then.

As for that haiku, I can see several different meanings depending of the nature of the "demons beneath the tree" and of the "oath". But it fits both me and several of my OCs.

Oi you're not allowed to comment on that post of mine and just NOT tell me which nep you would adopt that isn't your waifu.

If we're going by 's rules, it would be obvious I'd choose Gear or else I wouldn't have written Four Seasons but as we have to avoid our waifus, I honestly don't know since there are several neps I appreciate.

If we're restricting it to CPUs and Candidates, I'd probably choose either Vert or Rom
If not, it'd be a choice between Compa and 5pb

But in any choice, I'd feel bad because I would assimilate that to betraying Gear.

if you can handle the memery you can handle the rads.

Well I wouldn't say that you would lewd any nep you would adopt, after all, if you could love your Nep and take another to school or be there for their wedding to a loving user would you?

radiation = cancer
memes = cancer
radiation and memes = ????

Being a father for them wouldn't be the easiest thing to do, but I'd give my best, if only for the fact that I would become like a parent for whichever nep I'd end with. I don't know if I could be a good parent, though.

Personally, I would try to go for the older brother route. It might just be me, but I want to go through all stages of parenthood together with my Nepfu. I feel like acting like a father to the others would mean I would have experience with parenting, which means we wouldn't be going through the basics of parenting together, which could bring us closer as we try our best to be good parents.

I can understand that, but I have already lived through the roles of both the older brother and the surrogate parent so I think I can be a parent to the neps.

Ah, I see. Yeah I guess that would be the better route for you then. Plenty of ways to bond with your Nepfu regardless.

forgive Neps for what I am about to show

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What is that poster on the top left? I recognize the Purple sisters but not the third girl.
Also, whyyyy

Okay then.

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So what is this meant to be? An Oblivion NPC with modded Nep clothes?

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you didnt have to share that

Is Vert finally getting the love?

Perhaps.

Beru!

She'd better.
Canonically Vert was the toughest CPU to kill in conquest after all. Minus Linda jumping in after the fight to finish her off.
I don't know what spoiler had to do with anything.

Beru would be my favorite CPU if she wasn't a disgusting fujo

Re;Birth 1 Vert just liked to play games.
Never again.

She was also more about Iffy rather than imoutos

That's the only thing that bothers me about Vert.

At least that was kinda cute. Now Vert is really freaking creepy, she already crossed the sexual harassment line and let a woman fondle her breasts in a public bath. Well, most Neps in V-II became sex offenders but still.

I only hate fujoshi because they're ugly and obnoxious, Vert is neither so that doesn't bother me.

Thats what happens when you're a shut in goddess that only plays VNs and MMOs with healsluts I guess

Maybe shipper is a more correct term now that I think of it

The Iffy and Vert pairing was pretty cute, I kinda wish it would've continued so that Vert would've been contained to just repeatedly harassing 1 group of people's waifu

And I want to eat pudding with Neptune and play videogames with her as we laugh at dumb, unfunny memes into the late hours of the night

And do lewd things together while Nepgear sleeps

Also I'm really late to the thread. I've had a really long and somewhat stressful day

Shit.

Wouldn't 2D, in the view of a 2D character, technically be 1D?

I know everyone loves thier neps and give them hug, kisses and maybe do lewd things but are there any neps or makers you want to be friends with?

I would befriend rei but I hope she doesn't think I'm doing it because I pity her or something

Well if I could help it then I would try to at least be friends with everybody
Except Noire :^)

Well here it is, Noire as my fitness coach as promised.

pastebin.com/YBqJ7271

I honestly think writing in short greentext would be better

I do prefer the greentext style of stories

You know, after that, I don't give a shit.

I regret NOTHING. You could have stopped this.

Doesn't Rei have a high risk of insanity or low self esteem?

I enjoyed it.

Though in my opinion, you shoulda saved the lewd until user wasn't a fatso.

First, they should have spend some time together, get to know each other while they exercise.

I feel like things went way too fast.

Other then that, it was good.


That shit made me laugh

She can take PH 1v1.


…what about her Yaoi dungeon she threw the Lowee bros in? I don't think she just threw it together.

You know a pissed off Vert and Plutie working together would be really something.

Is this a game?
A visual novel?
I like the artwork.

that gives me a good reason in being her friend, no one should feel that lowly of one self

alright you got me there I have no plan if she goes insane again s-surely a headpat can fix that r-right…?

It's a bit of both. It's a simple JRPG (slightly less so with the most recent game), with a lot of character interaction.

It has turn based gameplay. You move your Neps around the field when it's their turn and then beat on the baddies with either Standard, Power and Rush moves. You also have Special moves as well. The visual novel stuff you see is the cut scenes. It's a relatively easy game with lots of events and character development

It's a pretty niche game and you might not enjoy it.

Is it even niche anymore these days? While it might not bring out CoD numbers, I don't think Neptunia is that obscure anymore than before

Well when I say niche I mean it only appeals to a certain and relatively small audience.

Most other people will just call it waifushit with no other redeeming qualities whatsoever

I think its was more to show that Vert was just lonely and looking for attention from Iffy but now…


That doesn't stop me.


Mai Waifu
Thats… Terrifying. But thankfully Superdimension Vert is locked in through plot writing shenanigans so NEVER EVER I guess.

You must believe in the power of Headpats.

Even though I was not planning on doing continuity, should the next story in Noire is my fitness coach be in shorter greentext that cuts right to the chase or do you want the longer pastebin version

If it'll be lewd, greentext, if it won't be lewd, a longer pastebin is usually comfier. I like your writing style, gives me a couple of chuckles.

I am doing Vert route in V-II and I am currently stuck with no quest pointers. Last one had to deal with a secret letter asking to stop S Sha. Am I supposed to continue investing to continue?

If you are ever stuck in V-II with no quest pointers look for quests in the guild with the [URGENT] tag

Last I checked with the guild, it was requesting to kill stuff over at a dungeon that I cannot reach. Haven't checked again since that story update, so I will give it a look the next time I play.

I don't recall ever needing to unlock optional dungeons to progress with the story but I'll agree its really unintuitive when the plot says to do something somewhere but you have to check the guild to actually progress the story.

Thanks user this story makes me want to go to the gym now, though I've been jogging and doing light exercises for the past few months, I was lacking some motivation to actually go to one.

Have a Noire x Nep showering

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I honestly laughed at the fact that you made your MC conscious of the fact he's in a story. Otherwise, it was pretty fun. Good work.

mfw

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Blanc vs Zombies on PC when?
>NEVER MABYE EVER

I would definitely befriend Histy, after all the little fairy needs someone to actually work in Planeptune.


Cave did nothing to deserve this treatment.

Headpats are magic, don't let anyone tell you otherwise.


I liked the old Vert, she stopped being a super fujo as long as she had an Iffy to harass and let her nice royal traits and vidya shine.

I've had some bad writer's block on my main stories at the moment, so I've decided to see what I can do about getting an idea I've had sitting around out of the way
Part 1/2
“Uh, Th-Thank you for saving me, Lady Iris Heart!” You manage to blurt out
“I-I’m user, nice to meet you.” You were still a little shaken by what happened.

I'd live with Plutia in a heartbeat if I couldn't land with another Nep.
Hell I'd take most likely becoming a monster from getting force fed a CPU Memory, at least my end would come from sexy woman in skimpy outfits had they failed to get the true ending.
Fuck, I'd take the 1 in ??? chance of somehow not becoming a monster and becoming at least an 8/10 loli CPU.

Anything over living this horrible life.

>Ploot is abducting little boys for her harem now because just molesting all the other neps isn't enough anymore
how terrifying unless thats your type of thing

I haven't played RB3/V yet, what seem to be the conditions on not becoming a monster when eating a CPU memory?

My bad then, the only thing that gets mentioned in RB3/V is that you must hold "special qualities" before using a CPU Memory, its intentionally left ambiguous to what these are. If you have them, you become a CPU, if you don't you become a monster.

If it works on males, then I'd take the chance as well. The role of a CPU sounds good to me. It would be interesting if you would become female in HDD form, though I'd still prefer male

I want to see the dimension with gentlemen neps who transform into magical big bara men in skimpy outfits.

I don't think there are too many sources on males becoming CPUs in UD, just super vague one liners here or there. Its implied ANYONE can become a CPU by eating a CPU Memory and its also implied that all CPUs are female. In RB3 on the True End path we know that its possible not all the children that were captured were female, we were only shown females though, so its possible that males were involved. Its up for debate whether or not males turn female in HDD or the more logical conclusion of them becoming female period.

I'm sure the reason no males are mentioned is because someone would flip their shit. Especially a certain demographic

I'd personally prefer turning into mecha or spess mahreen but still.

I've meant skimpy mecha outfits, obviously.

It's utterly fucking random, or at least it would be if we don't already know who can become CPUs due to the narrative.

tfw no sexy NEXT form lewds

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How lewd can one user get?

Somebody say NEXT?

>Please consider _Nepping

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You must hold the line.

Surely we will get more Armored Core.

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DaS III was their last Soulsborne game, they're working on something secret now. Maybe it'll be good.

It hurts to live for many reasons. At least Front Mission 5 got a fan translation and runs well on Emu. I never got into Age of Empires or Civ though.


I'll believe it when I see it.

in all honesty, I think it's a good thing. Unless you want it to have the Fates treatment

this is the fate we never chose.
it already happened Days of Ruin was awful

I honestly forgot about that game. Wow I'm reminded of sorrow I forgot I had. I NEVER ASKED FOR EDGE WARS DAMN IT.

Help I gave Beru-sama cancer, am I helping good?

Are you trying to be funny? I see (1) Cancer, (1) Meh, and (1) decent game, also they are upside down, are you literally trying to kill me?

I don't even know what I'm trying to do

Here have some boobs user, for having decent taste in vidya other than Neps.

But I don't want Beru oppai…

Whats that?
You want more, well okay user, here you go!

Huh?

Can I get some emergency lewd compa please?

Why on earth would I expose such a pure little nurse to everyone? you already have a nep, is she not enough for you?

Oh, believe me, if I could I'd rut Vert until I die, after marriage. If I can never have Vert then Adult Nep and lacking Her I have 5pb, and then Compa, then Noire.

But until then I will have lewds of all the Neps and you can't stop me user.

Well unless you like yuri or Warechu cucking you, you're not getting anything good for Compa lewds. I don't even have any saved because of how disgraceful the art base is, on top of that I'm not half bad at writing up lewds

Here, take my lewdest Compa. It's my only one though.

So Compa is the purest Nep across existence, even the fanbase is more willing to lewd IF than Compa.

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You've cursed her to a disgusting corruption dojiin or something similar by saying that but yes. Why would you lewd her in public when you could cook dinner together and hold hands then eat outside and watch the sunset followed by soft kisses and sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of reproduction

Excellent taste, this is what I have of her.

Deleted other post because I forgot the spoiler

I wish you the best of luck in pursuing that spoiler. Be sure to make your Vert as happy as possible, unlike that Blancfag.

Just as planned

Wow, you might as well say you'd take off Blanc's hat and tell her to go outside with that amount of lewd.


I was about to Neprimand you but then your post died.

Also I see you are a fine user with morals for Neps.

Well, the conditions seem to be that if you have a paperdoll showing during cutscenes, it's safe for you to use a CPU Memory.

If you don't you turn into a disgusting fish.

Another fine user joins the thread.
You're god damn right my Vert will be happy, I don't intend to half-ass anything to someone I'm going to spend the rest of my life with.

I didn't join the thread. I'm always there, lurking and keeping an eye on my fellow nep lovers even though the actual IRL situation keeps a big enough strain on my body to make me want to take as much rest as I can.

I'm looking forward the day you'll pull out your marriage, and wish for yours to be as successful as The Promised Day

Well as long as you're willing to commit, its not even half as lewd to say such wholesome things about a cute girl.

How does one find out if they have a paper doll during cutscenes?

How did you not recognize one of the original marriage posters?

Then rest! Gear would hate to see you in a poor condition.

Does the modding tools from past Re;Birth game work with VII (on pc of course) or is there a new tool to use?

No worries, I do take care of my rest. It's just than spending days searching for new places to live with the constant fear that the slumlord comes back from his vacations with some people and the intent to throw everyone out puts a certain toll on both the body and the mind.

And obviously, Gear would be worried about it, but I guess she'd understand the situation and she'd do her best to support me in my trials. I'm quite ashamed to worry her though.

Cute girls doing cute things

Because there are many of them(?) But the ORIGINAL marriage posters? It feels as good as getting Neprimanded by both Gear and Noire posters.

Probably, I think someone modified one of the cutscenes in VII

You can highlight by ID you know, its pretty easy to see some of the guys just by the way they talk. I know I fall prey to that pretty badly.

Well I'm sure all will turn out well, just keep on keeping on.

If I remember right some of the modders were complaining that it wasn't the same.

The day will come when you are finally able to comfortably play the Nep games and see Gear in action

Also, excellent taste from all these anons. Let's make our Neps as happy as possible and grow together as persons with them.

Alright thanks.
Have a smug Uni.

I do have IDs highlighted but I rarely pay attention to them unless the ID looks familiar and I don't think I interacted with enough people to know their mannerisms. So I guess that makes me a newfag

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So you enjoy being neprimanded ? Fun thing. Don't count on me for that, except if you do your Blancfag, but on that case, you'll probably be neprimanded by the whole population here.


I have no choices but to keep going on. I don't want to end homeless because of a slumlord's lack of work after all.


I'm working towards that. Thanks for the support, though.


Not caring about who are behind the IDs doesn't make you one, no worries on that aspect.

Thought it was doable…

Oh well, guess VII doesn't want any costume mods.

Wish the models could be replaced though, theres already a script for 3DS Max that lets you import the files, but you can't export them

We're supposed to post CPUs now?

Its no big deal, as long as you're respectable.
If you haven't seen, we have a Steam group run by yours truly, its always nice to have another nepper around. 8ch.net/nep/res/3211.html#q3241

Nope, just wanted to post Bunny Purple Nep.

Trips of an outstanding user.
I just like to annoy other Neppers, like that Blancfag who likes to post hatless Blanc as not lewd.


Interesting, I've seen it before but I'll pass for now.

…you just posted one.

I don't think I made something special enough to be called "outstanding", but I'll take it as a compliment and appreciate it for all it's worth.

As for annoying other neppers, some of us enjoy being bullied (and from what he posted, Blancfag is one of them), so I'd say you're doing justice to them. Just avoid falling in easy shitposting, there are active mods keeping an eye over us and they're doing a good work.

Oh, I'm well aware of Volungear. I would never intentionally go anything to warrant getting smacked by that blunt weapon of theirs.

I was one of the first people in the Nep threads but I wasn't around for almost 10 months and I haven't posted much these last few threads so I don't really expect many anons to know or recognize my mannerisms

Well, you did make the threads for an extremely long time. Even now I consider myself just a temporary replacement. Unless you don't want to make them again of course, then I and others will be happy to make them

I've also noticed the mods/volunteers doing a good job. They even fix spoilers and delete shitposts pretty fast. I bet it's Voluntgear lurking

Threadkillers when?

You're a good replacement, no worries about that. As for making the threads, I just provided the place for us to talk and openly welcomed anyone wanting to talk. Anyone can do that. As for making threads again, I'd love to do them again, but we'll probably look at which hours people are the most available since I'm on a different time zone than most of us, and it might help new threads to have several people working on them instead of just one.

Hi VoluntGear if you're reading us. And hi mods and Jim since I know they're passing sometimes

How about no threadkillers for once?

I've been lurking since the re-translation effort for RB2 but never posted until I dumped most of the lewd scenes of V-II

This would be a nice change of pace.

You mean Holla Forums in general, or these threads in particular?

These threads. He's a Compafag.

How could I not recognize "Hey guys my id changed again" Neptune poster?


I was waiting to post them until the ongoing conversation died out a bit.


Thanks, doing my best. And we're in exactly the same timezone, but since we don't have to wait exactly for page 15 anymore it shouldn't matter that much if the thread ends somewhere in the middle of the night sometimes.

Did I miss that, or it came up somewhere else?

I'm sorry I do that so much

Now I'm curious.


It came up during Jim's threads when he showed he took Hotwheels' place. Since nep threads where assaulted by shitposters claiming both him and Mark wanted to delete generals from Holla Forums, I asked directly what they were planning with these. The answer came from Jim, telling us that general threads about video games should be fine on Holla Forums (something Mark confirmed afterwards), before telling that he sometimes visited here. That's when I asked him which nep was his favorite that he answered again.

You sure you're not mistaking Jimbo for Codemonkey there?

I don't think so, but I might be wrong. Not enough coffee in my blood.

Well when that thread popped up, I'm pretty sure I remembered that it was Codemonkey who talked about the Neps.

Besides, Jimbo doesn't seem like the kind of dude who would be visiting this general

posting killers
part 2 soon

Having a dynamic IP means I'm not on the same ID for long myself. I'm pretty sure if anyone noticed anyone else saying "My ID changed" in the last few threads it was most likely me.

At least it's pretty memorable.


I vaguely remember something about that thread, I think it wasn't Jim.

Also, The Netherlands

Rolling

What'cha got?

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Thanks for the confirmation.


Hello neighbor.

Rolling for a condescending Nepgear

Rollan.


I too think that it was Codemonkey.


My ID also changes quite often, but I usually don't see a reason to announce it.

Whatever, lets go

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Neptune/Histy please.

IF and some random girl
I can dig it


My id would change in the middle of a conversation so I kinda had to to prevent someone from thinking there was a non-existent third person

God damn it

Tell him to shave his legs

Rolling for Gear, as usual.

Hello Belgian. You don't speak Vlaams, do you? I remember you saying something French


Rollan

I'll do more than just telling him.

I'm calling the shots of the fan club and hes gonna like the new direction it'll be going in

Nothing to lose, let's roll

Pretty sure the Nep fan club president is female though.

The VP said that the Pres need to shave his legs, so unless he was turned into a woman in subsequent games, I presume it's male.

Yeah, I'm from the southern side, so French by default. And as I had the choice, I favored English over any other language. Not a bad choice considering it helps speaking here.

And I get Histoire. RIP lazy days.

This is how CH is sneaking in males in Neptunia.

You foolish user who speaks death flags

I don't know I just feel obligated to announce so people don't mistake me for someone else something, especially if I am in the middle of a conversation

I don't care, I'm taking over

Make Nep Nep Fan Club great again!


Your full house suggests you're doing the right thing.

Rolling.

These threads are going really fast now.

I could use a bit more discipline and scoldings in my life anyway.

Did she really refer to the president as "him"? I don't think she ever mentioned a gender.


Good that you learned English. Dutch/Vlaams is a shit-tier language anyway. Good thing you're basically forced to learn English here as this small country gets very little content translated

Now learn Japanese

Hopefully I can make this a happy family.

Rolling for NEXT Purple Heart

Well, I don't know how it is considered in your country, but here, your language is despised as a "dead one" (to the same level as older, actually dead languages) despite being spoken in half the country.

As for Japanese, it's in the plans, but I have more urgent manners, like finding a new place to live, and a job.

It must try to pass some message.

I've been slacking off my moon

I'm almost positive it said he. I mean it's been quite some time since I saw it, but I'm certain it was a dentence that required a gender identifier in it.
Like "I wish the president would shave his legs."
I'm sure I'd have noticed a she. If someone had a screenshot then they could prove it though.

Thanks internet connection

At least JUSTICE is on your side.

Kitserver does not work with VII.

Neptools from the Retranslation does.

Oops.

see

Hey Uzi, you got some bright pink spats on

I thought she said it in a way that didn't need a gender identifier. She thought they were gross. H airy man legs aren't gross and don't need to be shaved, but females do shave their legs. It would also be weird to put a male in the Nep rolling game. I'll remember to screencap if I ever come across it again.


Understandable. Hopefully you'll find the opportunity for that and the Nep games in better times

“My name’s user.” You say, somewhat dumbfounded, but you decide to take all of this in one step at a time. “Do you live here with Lady Iris-well, Plutia, I guess?”
“Yes, it is;” you reply, stifling a chuckle.
You’re getting a little exasperated with introducing yourself, but you still reply “The name’s user”
“Got it;” You stretch and yawn, pushing yourself off the sofa.
“Alright, let’s get going, those quests won’t complete themselves!” you cry, and the Basilicom Four move out once more

I'm pretty sure the legs shaving was in reference to the Pres wearing a Nep cosplay costume so seeing a Neptune with hairy legs was disgusting to the VP. Though you still could be right. I'm hoping someone has a screencap already but no luck so far.

Are you looking for feedback on this? Seems like it could be an interesting story if the MC isn't a powerful mary sue, with an already pretty interesting start. Maybe describe that timeskip some more.

It was really an idea I had in the back of my mind I wanted to to get out there and out of the way to stretch my writing muscles a little. But if someone wants to critique it or base their own story off it, I don't mind

Compa!

Im sorry Chika and Arfoire, I don't really like either of you a ton. Reroll.

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At least Linda is pure considering she gets little to no love

She got fucked in one story

I LOVE THIS GIRL SO MUCH THAT I WANT TO HUG HER AND HELP HER REJECT ONE MORE GOD.

Uh…sorry.

I want to be friends with Rei so much

Rolling again for Uzume.

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Dare i headpat her…?

Well, those thighs look nice

Just look at those eyes, she's daring you

As long as you can repack the files modding should be doable (I hope).
I've had a few ideas to try for VII but now that I understand how the files are pack and archive, my hunt to edit the accessories begin.
I'm hoping that I can still edit nepgeardam.

I'll admit that she does. Perfect for breeding.


Fuck it, full speed ahead.

They're also good for thigh fucking

We're close to another 8 quints

I hope we can claim them during the next thread killers

While it would be nice, I'm not too worried if we don't get them

Same.

We'll get too hung up over numbers if we decide to emulate /sp/

Tbh they dont really matter. Just think it'd be nice if someone got so many repeated digits that the threadkillers couldnt tell you what they get.
Quads are already making babies. What are quints? Will we ever find out? The world may never know!

I really hope they'd reintroduce Rei Ryghts.

I hope so too.

Yes please.

I don't want her to be a one shot character who only matters in one game

I'd rather Rei and some version of Arfiore be playable in a future title.

Never Ever

Playable Abnes when? She can have dogshit stats as is canon for all I care, I still want it.

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But flat is justce

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With a mindset like that, it won't ever happen.

Remember how CPUs get their power? By the people's faith.

So…have faith in Rei! Like Phil Collins used to say: "Put your faith in what you most believe in"

Ah shit.

Good job

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Well, we can use them as ironing boards…


All my faith lies with Vert and even still she doesn't care I exist

Stop being a faggot

Why is Vert cosplaying Misaka? She's got the perfect looks for Misaki instead.
The difference may be a remote instead of a coin and a pair of white gloves and stockings, but still.

Sorry Nepgear

I dunno.


Think about what you did.

Also just started V-II again and I just now got the scenes how Big Nep captured Croire.

Also the post game is really lacking unless you have the DLC and even still its a grindfest with giant metal dogoos.

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myanimelist.net/people/241/Rina_Satou
Use your head

I don't pay attention to voice actors, so I wouldn't have known that.

It's amazing how someone can say Vert is creepy because she's a pervert considering 3/4 of these threads have become nothing but AAAAAH, I WANT TO FUCK A NEP and related sexual things

Some of you people really lack self-awareness

Most people want to consensually nep their neps after marriage.
Vert wants to watch us nep each other simply because she thinks it's hot.

I was wasn't talking about Vert being a fujo but okay.

As if you people don't have one or two disgusting fetishes either.

I have the worst fetish of all.

I get more excited the more pleasure my partner has. The more she moans and can't control herself, the more turn on I get. In short, my fetish is making my partner as satisfied as possible. It's so bad.

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I'm pretty vanilla so the worst that my fetishes get is pet play


I too have that fetish. There's just something about my girlfriend's moans getting louder and the way she starts to move her body uncontrollably
Although I have not had an actual physical sexual encounter with her. Yet

Nepgear, is my fetish disgusting to you?

This is very conflicting. Probably shouldn't have made that question a negative.

Neptune, can we hold hands?

How about a headpat?

Vert will you marry me?

Would you be my friends?

Neptune, can we cuddle and maybe more?

rei, will you ever be in a another game? maybe also playable?

plutia, where is blanc? did you do something to blanc?

Oh my god I fucked up

Here's Blanc solo

Okay then, I'm fine. I can handle this. I'll just murder Chika…

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At least I have Plutia.

The Goddess, she smiles upon me.

Blanc will you forgive me for fucking up

I'll go prepare my last will and testament

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Do you still have PTSD from Conquest? Don't look at pics.

I went out of my way to do this quest to give Nepgear the Gehaburn

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Does this mean in an alternate dimension Nepgear chose conquest? Is it canon?

With the amount of dimensions there are in this game, I'm 99% sure there's one instance where it happened.

In that timeline, yes
Spin off NEVER EVER

The more I play V-II the more I wonder if anyone was having a laugh.

You aren't familiar with Ntiroplus's works, I take it.

Nope. I did have a good laugh at that though.

Noire can we cuddle

Neptune, will you become a monster girl for me?

ok…

Neptune let's have pudding together

Well, amongst other things, Nitroplus's prominent works include Saya no Uta and Chaos head, a quick googling would reveal that neither of them are particularly fun for the whole family, and not just because of the porn.

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What, Raw meat didn't give it away?

I don't have Nitroplus in my party.

from rb3's stavtmsg.gbin

Heh, no shits given.

Ah alright then. Guess it could be any gender. Thanks for finding that though.

This is Ram and Rom

Had another Nep dream after playing V-II last night and no I didn't see Vert in it so I'll be paying a trip to /suicide/ after this post. Just kidding, I'll kill myself later for a different reason.


Your guess is as good as mine fellow neppers, I mean its not normal to have "follow up" dreams right? I was this EXACT same girl before, but now instead of being a lab subject I'm now fighting Neps? I must have fought them before considering Noire said that Blanc couldn't take me on alone, and what is this genocide thing Noire said before I woke up? If we follow meme logic then this is clearly not "me" but I'm looking through the eyes of a girl from a random Nep Dimension who might also be a villain.
Fuck I need a drink.

Because I wanted to do it again,

NEW THREAD

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