Why even add new humanoid Pokemon anymore? they know what happens

Why even add new humanoid Pokemon anymore? they know what happens.

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Glaceonfancier user pls go.

Every generation needs it's waifubait.

That's why they do it.

so what's this fluid druid called?

I wanted to commend them for finally making a Bug-type waifu, but I guess Vespiquen and Leavanny are both Bug-type.

Shit, are there any types so far that don't have feminine-looking humanoids?

How big is that thing supposed to be anyway?

They know their audience. They don't need to make good games if they give perverts something to fap to

Lurantis


About tall enough to suck you off without getting on her knees.

More like furrylureantis.

Pretty sure that's a praying Mantis faggot

Congrats on answering your own question.

Which one was waifubait for gen 1? Jinx?

Jynx*

ACKCHUALLEE its an orchid mantis.

Pikachu

Eh I mean its got the color pallet of a orcid Mantis

Like OP is just being a faggot there's been humanoid creatures look at fucking Jynx for god sakes

Someones going to draw porn of it anyway. Its literally a record of who can draw it first

Pokemon has the most autistic fanbase ever and if they could they would even bust a nut to the inanimate objects within the game.

It's not even bug-type. It's a plant disguised as a bug.

You got rused.

I dunno, ever seen /tg/ lust after a gelatinous cube?

Why would you let furry autists stop you from making what you want?

Why create something pure when you know corruption is its only destiny?

Oh, user. You're so pure.

Same reason you created this thread I'd wager. They know what they're doing.

oh my

That's a cutie. Looks like Scyther finally has a gf.

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Scyther would be too beta and settle for a shedinja frump.

because they are relying on autististic chronic masturbators for their sales instead of making a good pokemon game

But how is that different from any japanese game?

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The real question is, what do pokemon taste like?

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The ice cream come Pokemon probably tastes water.

I just watched the third episode of this last night
It's so damn good

Given that wild pokemon don't wash, probably like sweat, dead fish and whatever other substances were in vicinity of what you're eating out.

Wait until the next arc when it turns into IT AIN'T ME

Why wouldn't they?

Why would they? You often see animals going for a wash? Most of them won't come near water unless necessary.

What is the show?

Animals clean themselves regularly; they just don't hop in a tub or use soap to accomplish it.
If you want your Pokemon to be squeaky clean by our standards, then the solution is to bathe it first, then you're free to have lots of sex in the bath/shower.

Why would it matter if you're cooking them?

Eeveelutions

stop

Not all of them are even edible, like Diancie or Rotom. But they probably taste like meat or asparagus.

Obviously it'd be clean if you clean it.

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Armored Trooper Votoms

Dude, they're animals. I'm pretty sure that's not what he meant.

Fine by me fam.

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bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Team_Charm

I would rather fuck the new Vulpix

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What drives you ruin something so pure?

FEED ME, SEYMOUR

Fine by me.

fug

I just cant

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I think it's really cute though.

What I want to know is why the fuck they made an orchid mantis pure grass and not bug and/or fairy instead.

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That's stupid. You're stupid.

it's a plant merely pretending to be an orchid mantis

yes

how would you respond to her, Holla Forums?

nah nigga

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I want to tenderly love cute, pure things, but I don't have any desire to corrupt them.

I like my head where it is currently thank you very much. Also I really don't appreciate her making assumptions like that.

Lurantis about to get superpowers


youre too late

we sudowoodo now

Nuptial gift, motherfucker. Occupy her with a big meal while you impregnate her and get off before she finishes

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What if I, you know, don't have anyone else's head just lying around?

Pretty sure female mantises (manti?) don't even wait for the male to finish.

What a waste of a pokemon. It could have been several things but ended up being nothing. Except waifu bait for hipsters.

Easy there m9, only small handful out of odd 700 winds up being OU.

give her an entire bug monster. like a juicy pinsir

Wear a fake head on top of your real head. Make sure it's filling enough.

But then you can't kiss her.

I'm not talking about being OU or not. Every aspect of the pokemon falls short.

It's a pretty alright grass support, and it has a pretty good design.

Do it after she's done eating.

I don't car if it porn or not, give us the uncropped.

Except it's not a grass type. It's a pure fairy that ends up being just barely worse than sylveon in every way that matters. If it was fairy/grass it may have actually gone somewhere but nope.

Vulpix has a sparkly butt and is too pure for the likes of you.

that's a big clit

What the fuck that picture is supposed to be even?

You misunderstand. It's not a support that's a grass type, it's a grasssupport. As in it's good for supporting grass-type pokemon.

you greatly displease me

Plus you can nick-name it "GRASS TYPE" and more than a handful of people will use wrong attacks on it.

Twig Slut get lost, cream cinnamon bun is the new cutemon!

furfags are 1000% of the reason god has abandoned us

hnnggg

Probably relieving pain or something.

So it's worthless by itself is what you're saying.

I will not let you defile something so pure.

More like vanilla ice cream.

Blame Eve and her snake paraphilia

I'm saying that it has a use that can be applied to teambuilding, and is aesthetically pleasing. Having a grass type would have only opened it up for more weaknesses, like 4x poison. Why are you so mad over flogres?

Being a grass type would not only make sense aesthetically, it would give it a unique and actually meaningful niche where it isn't outclassed by sylveon.

it's predecessor is a better show

Fang of the Sun Dougram

But Sylveon is a powerhouse regardless of faggy appearance.

Except it isn't outclassed by sylveon because they do different things. You might as well be comparing them to blissey if you're going into tiers.

Fuck you asshole Sylveon is one of the cutest looking mons.

Thats not Misdreavous.

just look at these sluts, tell me they don't want it

It's pretty faggy. Like it's male-gardevoir levels of faggy.

HEALTHY AT ANY SIZE

#THICC

I never claimed otherwise. Though half the reason sylveon is any good is because there aren't enough fairy types to compete and be better at general things.

The only time I mentioned tiers in this thread was to say they aren't relevant to the topic at hand.

You're correct, misdrevus is not the cutest. Not even close, in fact.

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You're slipping into that territory though. I had said it was a "pretty alright grass support", not the pinnacle of the fairy typing. And as far as being a support pokemon goes, it's a niche that it fills nicely.
Also sylveon actually has inferior stats, apparently

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they don't normally do that, the retarde3d researchers had forgotten to feed them and mistook starvation for normal behavior.

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Except they do it in the wild all the time as well. Apparently they need shit ton of protein to raise eggs, and catching a male that's mating it is piss easy.

The only real role is has is to support a type that's kinda mediocre, and likely composes at least half of your team in doubles, a format no one fucking plays. Pokemon is simply not a game where dedicating something purely to support works.
And I have compared the two side by side. You might think florges has better stats, but you'd be wrong if you actually think about it in any capacity beyond "154 is a high number".

I'm not falling for your tricks, harlot.

Also there isn't enough safe pictures of it.

Dongus, the both of you.

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that's because starving isn't uncommon in the wild, but seeing as the meme that they always do it as a normal action came from actually not doing their damn jobs to the point that the female felt the need to eat the male due to starvation and not what they normally do if well-fed.

Pretty sure it's not a reference to an obscure card from a shitty anime card game for niggers but actually an allusion to all the things in the picture being like a fairy that will end your suffering, one way or another. Or maybe the artists just likes the aesthetic.

So what you're saying here is "I don't count the format, so a pokemon's legitimacy doesn't count"? Because that's what it sounds like, which is retarded.
As far as stats go, florges has the edge and more-or-less a similar pool of moves to choose from. What exactly does sylveon have going for it?

user, aren't you listening?

It's a plant PRETENDING to be a mantis

Now give her some seed, faggot

Next you will shit on Mimikyu or Froslass.

But he's not the one talking about sylveon…

>someone LIKE YOU
WAKE UP SHEEPLE

Wait a second, you're that faggot that goes on about sylveon and pokerus, aren't you? The bugchaser.

I have no problem with fucking cute plants as long as they don't try to eat me.

You're quite the retard.

S-source?

Mate I worry about you if you can't find porn on your own. Especially furry porn; which is piss easy to find usually.

Well I checked e621 to start with but it's not there. Gotta leave soon so I figured I'd ask.

Absolutely fucking delicious.

While florges has higher sp def, sylveon has higher hp and the math works out to sylveon taking a lower % from sepcial attacks.
Same with defense, but the difference is a whole 2 points higher so it matters even less.
Attack is literally a worthless stat for both so ignore it.
Florges has 112 sp att to sylveons 110, but sylveon has a much more powerful main stab option and coverage move compared to florges.
Florges has higher speed but what the fuck is 75 speed with no investment going to do over 60 exactly?
tl;dr hp is really important for overall defenses and movepool matters if you want to hurt things.

I'd want to fuck a plant even less. No thanks.

Mimikyu is fine but froslass is shit. Stop being such a goddamn pleb holy fuck.

Fuck no. That's horrifying.

So I'm a retard for not knowing about shit from a poorly made anime card game for niggers made by a pachinko company. Sure thing bro.

It's not even porn why do you care

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I still want it. It's a matter of principle now.

Well go look on pixiv and stop begging.

A true faggot in every sense of the word

SWEET JESUS, YOU'RE RIGHT

And this isn't the first time! Foongus and Amoongus already target humans:

Foongus, Black pokedex:

Amoongus, Both Dex:

You sure it's there? Not seeing it.

I have the tab still open, so yeah I'm pretty sure.

Not any more; New feature in Sun and moon is that super effective attacks are now automatically highlighted by the game for the convenience of all the little retards who couldn't figure out that the horse with fire for hair gets extra hurt by water.

Those very few were probably the runts of the litter. Gotta trim the herd.

the fact its not a bug type pisses me off. also isnt this like the third mantis pokemon?

Found it.

not lewd

There's Scyther. Don't know if Scizor and Mienshao count.

I hope that future Pokemon games become more casualized just to drive the point further that Pokemon is for kids

thanks, I hate it when people act like waifu niggers about shit, with muh pure

I fucking told you it wasn't.

How the fuck do you even

I was thinking scyther and leavanny.

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the fuck?


Scyther and Leavanny seems to be the only actual "mantis" pokemon.

this new one is also a mantis.

also I think he meant mienshao uses mantis style kung fu or some shit

Except not at all.

This is retarded. Kids don't need that, and they can learn just fun. Why aren't kids allowed to make mistakes anymore?
It's time for Pokemon to grow up as a game and accept its new audience. :^)

Maybe, but it seems more akin to "flying sleeve" style, which is an offshoot of buddist palm… i think.

And it's in the design of a mantis, but it's probably like what said and is actually a plant mimicking a bug.

It's retarded if they show it all the time, but I think it would be acceptable if it only started showing a pokemon's weakness when you actually caught one. That just makes more sense to me.

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>say it's not lewd
>it is
do you rike it?

Showing the weaknesses after you've caught it is even worse, because you KNOW the type for sure.
that being said I can never remember Fairy-Type's weaknesses and resistances

I'm not following. If you know the type for sure, then it stands to reason that you would also have a definitive list of weaknesses.

If you know the type for sure, then it stands to reason that you should be able to figure it out. If you make a mistake, don't do it again.

Well, too bad, they're adding it. Let's just hope it's not like that from the start.

Artist didn't tag it as r-18, thus it's not porn. I trust his opinion more than some random fuck on Holla Forums.

If it's something you already know then who cares? Or do you not know what shits weak to and don't want the game reminding you that you're dumb and bad at a game for children?

Well, since I haven't played past gen 5, no, I don't.

you don't deserve those digits.

Look up the matchupa for fairy and know that steel doesn't resist ghost or dark anymore. After that it's just remembering what types things are or being able to figure out the typing of something by the effectiveness of your moves.

You don't deserve your life. Stop being retarded.

I'm unimpressed.

But it's not, anymore.

BUT YOU IMPRESS ME

Leavanny is a leaf insect, not a mantis

Let's face it, they not only know what will happen, but actively encourage it. Salandit removes any remaining doubt about that.

They not only know what happens, they're fucking banking on it to happen. Why do you think both it and their other waifubait trash both share the petting minigame.

Also why Gardevoir was in Pokken.

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And fucking BRAIXEN. Not Delphox who is superior in every way, stats and otherwise, but Braixen.
WHERE'S HAWLUCHA, GAMEFREAK

but that is exaclty what they want, popular characters brings them more zombies

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It was one of my favorite teammups and I'm pissed because I already know that half my tag-team will be bound to a game or otherwise untradeable.

Because.

Farfetched is rare because it's delicious when roasted with its sidearm of choice.

It's name comes from a Chinese proverb about something being too good to be true: The Duck Brings its Own Leek.

It's far-fetched. And tasty.

If only it wasn't a useless piece of shit.

Alolan Grass/Psychic Jynx based Kapo, hawaiian goddess of sorcery and herb medicine
NEVER
EVER

dude

Lucario is for ___

Trash

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Hot of the press.

eh close enough

shit forgot spoiler

hell yeah dude, GF needs to show jynx some love

shit tasters

getting overexposed by Nintendo.

faggots.

If they were going to add fapbait Pokemon, why not add Lopunny? It already has access to fighting-type moves and has a mega form.

Well they can't just ignore the money they make by catering to furries.

What is the best Pokemon for lewd so far from this region?
I know my vote.

Terrible.

At first I thought it was a pink leavanny because of the weird island's weird change

They aren't even pretending. They didn't have to mention that only female fartlizards can mind control.
I'm fine with the increase in lizard and bug porn this region is bringing, though, as well as Dragon Exeggcutor.

Legit question

Do people actually masturbate to this, or do they just really like the art?
I could never get off to this kind of thing, not even even. So I assume my brain isn't as damaged or it's simply wired in a healthier fashion due to the fact that I cannot get off to non-human things.

I've tried, it's not that erotic to me, it's just gross.

I RECOGNIZE THAT LIZARD

It means you're a normalfag, go back to Holla Forums where you belong.

M-ME TOO

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It's pheromones, not farts. I don't know why so many people make it out to be farts when they're entirely different and are fetishized for different reasons.


Just pointing out, a poz fetish regarding Pokemon is entirely different to one outside of the franchise. Pokerus is both purely beneficial, and temporary. It isn't just not unhealthy to fetishize it, it is actually beneficial.
And poison isn't poz anyway.

e621.net/post/show/937648
I love how much autism fartlizard brings.

It's corruption literally the same thing as getting bugged

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Pokerus is permanent, it just stops being transmissible from that pokemon after two weeks

Get the fuck out. Go worship your SJW cartoons somewhere else.
>>>/sugen/

dragon exeggcutor is shaping up to be a very good meme

Look, fap to whatever you want, but there's no need to try and justify it to complete, anonymous strangers on the internet. It only makes you look like an insecure moron.

Regardless, is there any downside whatsoever to it?

I'm only interested in this particular character. The way I see it, it's another case of unintended waifu stuck in a terrible product.

it's not real and lucario will never blow inside you while knotted and laugh at how you're useless goods for life

Lucario is shit. The nonexistence of Serperior is the real tragedy.

Anything is fuckable so long as it's female, capable of communicating lust and consent, and has a decent enough combination of tits, ass, hips, and legs.

Then again some people have a fetish for blushes and squaky Nip girl voices. Toss a blush and some stuttered words on even a bottle cap and people will actually fap to it.

I want him to toot in my face

Make me nigger

Your standards seem way too high.

Some people don't need any of those qualities

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AHAHAHAHAHAH

How dare you subject us to such cancer

Don't make me repeat what's been twice said

True. Anything can be sexualized here.

As for your criteria, the only valid part is communicating. The rest is irrelevant.

Flygon and gliscor are both bugs. Deal with it.

Isn't that thing a grass type anyway?

But would you fug a bug pokemon, on a rug pokemon?

While I admire your dubs,


>ctrl-f pretending
>more than the two I thought

sauce

I don't care what it actually is. It looks like a fuggin' bug so that's what I'm gonna call it.


I'd prefer to get my burns elsewhere tyvm

But it's just pretending to be a bug

Bug isn't exactly a technical term, and it isn't a plant. It's merely an animal with a lot of plant-like attributes.

Would you, could you fug it with a mouse pokemon in a house pokemon?

Vorefags pls go

This is getting lewd

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Just build it out of bricks.

Don't push me, fagboi.

you just answer your own question

Shit, this got me

>>>/cuteboys/

No, Sam I Am.

You're correct, but it helps to have any of the other aforementioned, since they're like sexual handlebars. The best sexualized things are the ones you can hold or that holds you while it goes to town on your dick.

Also tittyfucking, thighfucking, nipplefucking, and bellyhumping are things that get my rocks off, all of which require a mostly humanoid body, also preferrably hips and thighs like that image.

I'm begging to think everyone, no matter where, is secretly a furfag. Because we had a Klonoa thread that devolved into porn not too long in the thread.

I think it is more of a rule that is turns into that, rather than a consequence.

According to the lore, all types of pokemon are actually one species, which is why they can breed together.

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That's what tails are for. Especially nice, thick, scaly ones.

I just think everyones in the closet about it

Even high level mathematicians are furfags, nobody is safe from that shit. Klonoa is a bit of a dead series so it only has furshit to live on anyway.

Really? I knew about doctors and shit, but mathematicians? Any examples?

now i know why people have tail fetishes

it's so big to grip on

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W-wait what? This is news to me, i thought it was just a niche fetish like everything else.

It's more that, once you get used to a lot of weird internet porn, furry isn't all that out there. It also heavily depends on the art style of the furry porn.

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u niggers getting offended at minor crap.

I can't remember his name but I think he developed weapons targeting systems? He drew really awful futa fur art at the same time. I said mathematicians because I couldn't remember his occupation either.

user, do you know how much a good fursuit is?
You've got your regular poorfag furries who jerk off in diapers and overalls, and then you've got your high-grade furfags in $3000 suits with AC fans keeping them cool.

Not to mention commissions. You don't have to own a fursuit to blow your dosh.

That explains how they can afford expensive commission of their furfag selfinserts into a ton of high price art.

I remember there being one where the commission was 500 bucks for your shitty character to be in the scene, and the least amount was background character that still ranged to 250$

Doug Winger.

Ah, him.
Rip

Really, it's a shame how well drawn some furry porn is.

It's like looking for a doujin and you find one that looks hot and it's got an NTR tag.

There's a Korean surgeon who has commissioned some of the most expensive big-name furry artists out there to draw macro porn of StarFox and Falco. There are about 200 of these things on e621, and who knows how many more on other sites.

As well as the A-10's laser guidance systems, he also worked on the Space Shuttle.

Or worse, vore.

Thats another fetish i'll never understand. I understand furries because its exotic, like Aliens and shit, but with Vore you're just being eaten in a "Sexual" way i guess? You're still being digested.

Not always. You should read up on vore and inform yourself but that's assuming you ultimately care about understanding it.

Why has no one made more? Pilgrim one is kinda eh. Maybe something involving a scarlet letter? Would also like to do…

Not really

That's almost worse. Like, why bother being eaten if you're not into being digested? It's like being intro traps, you're not getting anything you can't get elsewhere.

Who's the artist of the last one? Nezumi?

Obviously what he likes is asphyxiation, which is what would happen if you got eaten by something but not digested.

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Correct.
e621.net/pool/show/2148


I think the appeal of nonlethal vore has to do with being entirely inside someone, be it an expression of trust and love, or of dominance and power.

Cute mouse dude.

It's a real crapshoot, man, I tell you.

Vore fags are weird, some are really into being digested, some think they would magically pass unharmed through a digestive track, and none of them are into being eaten a piece at a time.

And where does the digesting and/or choking come into this? Assuming the victim is still in one piece of course.

This sounds like bullshit, but I believe it. Is it on sadpanda?

It's my understanding that there's some distinction to be made between "soft" vore and "hard" vore.

Yeah, I can't remember what it was called.
I definitely remember him fucking her in a cabinet under the sink because his wife came home early, though. I'm positive someone else has jerked off to it, it's very well drawn.

It happens more when they’re not, so stop being a horsefucker and deal with it.

huh. I'm not about to wade through the ntr tag, so I'll take your word for it.

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Nor should you.

AYYYYYYYYYYY

nhentai.net/g/60309/1
Thank me later

Furries need to be gassed.

I wasn't gonna jerk off again today, but I guess I was wrong.

wew lad

hi /monster/

Yeah, that sounds about right. Not going to lie, I kinda understand the appeal.

Apparently it's some domination/submission but why they don't just get into leather and riding crops if that's the underlying logic behind it is beyond me

Tails are nice, same goes for something having two tails that press and rub each other while your dick's squeezed right in between.


That Vocaroo about Otacon wasn't just true, it was an understatement. Honestly I don't mind whatever you like so long as it isn't inflation, vore, feet, obese women, cuckolding, NTR, scat, watersports, traps(unless they're straight) with an emphasis on "feminine penis", pegging, politically charged/"blacked" interracial, STDs(POOOOZ LOOAAAADS), trannies, excessive piercings, and pretty much anything else that's either based around not being conventionally attractive, or being a degenerate for degeneracy's sake.

This fucking thread.

i love xenos!

Furfaggotry is the more tame of degenerate fetishes.

When you start delving into scat, diapers, cuckolding, hyper, gay, or vore is when there becomes a problem and it needs to stop before the degeneracy hits critical mass.

For example. You can't tell me you wouldn't fuck this bunny.

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/monster/ is a far cry from you pokefag furry degenerates

their "monsters" are anime girls with cat ears.

you freaks literally want to fuck dogs.

Endofags like the vore porn where the "prey" gets eaten, given a nice 360 degree hug for a while, and spit back out.

When digestion is a thing, they usually prefer magic stomachs/wheverever else they end up where they just magically melt into the appropriate goop. Hell, and then the fact that would prefer they just get puked out/whatever and and come back to life.


There are. It's called hard vore.

oh hush

nothing can be worse than bugchasing

also there's tame stuff like EFRO

still furry-lite

Hey, Kitten. Still salty over that one Tau broad?

As someone with a psychotic ex I honestly wanted to continue reading the story to see what happened.
As far as faping material goes, to goo goo ga ga faces she makes are a bit of a boner kill

thanks fam

Speak for yourself, son.

I think thats why most people hate furries despite it being popular, and there being a lot of closeted furfags on this site and everywhere else. Its the degeneracy of the disgusting fetishes they add to it, couple with the attention whoring, Drama spewing, and all around making it into your lifestyle.

Furfaggotry is so abnormal here in the west, it appears to be normalized in Japan, seeing as its just a fetish and the people into it treat it as nothing else but that, not an identity, or adding any of the other degenerate fetishes into it. Its a thing that boggles my mind half the time.

nah.
something that tame doesnt even come close to touching the degeneracy of the common furfag.

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Some people would consider Felicia from Darkstalkers "dangerously furry"

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Do you even browse /monster/?

BLAM

Testing my faith? You top heresy upon heresy.


IT. WASN'T. CANON

That's what it is to me. I don't participate in the furry community because it's a fetish, not an identity and when you make a fetish your identity you're a fucking autismo supreme because it demonstrates to others that your such a lonely unstable faggot that you need to have porn define your life.

tbh though I can only really get off to hentai, doujins, and furry stuff these days, my whole fucking porn folder is at least 80% furfag shit

Anyone who thinks /monster/fags aren't degenerate are deluding themselves

Which is really the heart of the problem: anthropomorphism isn't a bad thing itself. It's the fact that there is a huge, deeply perverted community who uses anthropomorphic avatars as it's only unifying element.
Anthropomorphs aren't a problem, the furry community just poisoned the whole damn well.

But if you are a drawfag or an artist who specializes in porn, isn't your –online– life defined by porn?

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That's disgusting, why the human head?

I wish the worst we found was Moon Over June. At least it was just abhorrent on a mainly visual level rather than both visual and mental. God isn't so much angry or disappointed in us as he is afraid and ashamed.

If you're not retarded and have multiple online aliases, no I wouldn't strictly say it is.

But if you do have your whole online persona revolve around porn yeah, you're autistic. There are a fuckton of furfag artists who are as full blown autistic as the furfags who worship them.

Such as Jasonafex and his shit tier "I just learned how to tween in flash, I'm an animator now." garbage.

So it isn't the fetish thats the problem, its the whole damn community. Which i understand considering most people here are probably footfags, vorefags, or even scatfags, they just don't choose to admit it.

Fucking hell we had a guy who had a fetish for kitchen tiles at one point, and another who would use his toaster as a modified fleshlight. There'll always be someone who faps to something worse. Degeneracy is an inescapable thing.

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Monstergirls are on the very, very near end of the anthropomorphic spectrum, but they're so violently allergic to the furry community that they can't really be considered a part of it.
not that it isn't really fun to suggest it to them anyways, just to watch them shit themselves in anger and disgust

No, you literally just embodied the problem. Anthropomorphic characters are not inherently sexual. The way the furry community has basically poisoned the innocuous concept is part of the reason everyone hates them.

I don't know if that's worse or better than the tilefag.

who actually does this?

I have no fucking clue, all i remember before the exodus to Holla Forums, there was a thread on half/v/ talking about female looking robots in games that delved into real life sexbots, and then someone posted a picture with their dick in a toaster, talking about how "you don't need Sexbots when you already have the perfect equipment in your kitchen"

That was back in early 2013 i think. I'm damn sure there's a cap floating somewhere around here or there.

Was that user living in the alternate universe where all toasters were sexy women and cute girls with bread slots on their heads and backs?

Im a Monsterfag and i don't see the issue, your fetish will always be insulted and compared to other fetishes if not downright worse ones, and it'll only get worse the more you engage and deny it. Although it is funny watching people sperg about it from time to time.


I honestly think it was someone playing a laugh in an extreme case, or a mentally ill person

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Tiles are worse.
Atleast the toaster makes you feel warm or something shit I dunno.

You work quick

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Wasn't my fault.

I wrote it and then screencapped it without the illustration. Some other anons added to it and then I saved it.
I still can't find anything arousing about it, but I'm sure its because I wrote it.

This is like the 3rd time I've seen this image in a week so I'm debunking it right now

I went on /monster/ and /furry/ right now to get a fast comparison.

8ch.net/furry/res/534459.html
8ch.net/monster/res/200855.html
^ Here are the threads looking to have majority dog based characters to get a good side by side.
fucking time stamp this comment if you go check out both to avoid one board filling the other with false examples.

I've marked the images monster and furry to split them up by board to show of the differences here.

So when they make an animal like character they keep it human then take the most distinguished traits of the creature and slap that on a human model.
With a Canine they take the ears, tail and then attach the stereotype attitude of a dog where they're jumpy and playful.

One I really wanted to find was Hellhound since I'd pay good money to bet that's what drove the man to make this straw man image, because it can go as far to give fully hairy bodies but unlike a furry it's still a human face with a human jawline, but it's never implied they actually have animal parts and I've never seen it drawn that way other then the Horse Pussy Meme.

Other examples of this can be taken.
I'll give the exact same animal examples for furries for an expanded comparison

Now when Furries make theirs they go a good margin more towards making them animal like.

Like they always make them full body fur'd and the biggest difference comes in here with the way that they draw the nose and jaw line, it sticks out like the animal it's based on does and almost every furry I've seen follows this.

Other examples of this can be taken.

This is another large flaw I have with the straw man as he took art of a character that's clearly the definition of a monster girl and then put the head on a dog and claimed that was what /monster/ likes and puts the dog head on a girl and claims that's what /furry/ likes, it's very dodgy with the selected examples, he couldn't actually even take a something like the joke Caitsith or anything to give himself a good example of shit monster girls.

wew user, no need to get so defensive about some image, I hope you like having your posted pasta'd

I wouldn't have made it if this was the first time I seen it but this is the third time and I hate when macros like this in general get made with misinformation then get tossed about casually.

Honestly I'd rather a comment going more clearly into the difference being pasta'd then a strawman retort.

Don't forget that /monster/ is also mythological and magical, and includes the undead and humanoid monstergirls like cyclopes, witches, and orks.

equally as bad as gay, but you can't actually do it in real life, unlike hyper, scat, diapers, cuckolding, and of course, being gay.
it's a degenerate fantasy, but unlike other fetishes, it stays a fantasy.
do they have vore couches or something? Please tell me they don't.

Closest I've seen to IRL vore is some crick with a nice ass crawling in a clothe basket with googly eyes on it

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that was fast

Should have stuck with lilith she was a top tier waifu

Your foxgirls are not mythological at all. Because it's not a fox casting an illusion of a woman or a fox in human clothing, it's just fucking cosplay.

every pokemon thread is ruined by furfags, i just want to fuck monstergirls and clang

What the fuck Nintendo?


I just want to to give a full body hug to a girl's tongue and hump it while inside her warm mouth, similar to how I would like a fairy girl to hug, bite, and hump my dick.


I have three words for the degenerates in denial at /monster/.
CENTAURS AND CLOACAS

What the fuck Nintendo?


I just want to to give a full body hug to a girl's tongue and hump it while inside her warm mouth, similar to how I would like a fairy girl to hug, bite, and hump my dick.


I have three words for the degenerates in denial at /monster/.
CENTAURS AND CLOACAS

LET ME POST NIGGER