Which film company wouldn't rape star wars as fast as disney did? when they declared the entirety of the eu non-canon

which film company wouldn't rape star wars as fast as disney did? when they declared the entirety of the eu non-canon

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It’s technically the same company

Troma

None, because they're all owned by jews and the whole thing had a purpose to begin with.

This.
I'd like to see a SW film directed by Uwe Boll as well though.

I'm serious. There is no way Lloyd Kaufman would make a SW film worse than Disney Wars. Plus for what it is worth although his films are cheap and tawdry there is a genuine love for them in everything he directs/produces. Kaufman has always had a gift for spotting unknown talent. Give him the budget to afford things the way he actually sees them in his head other than what he has to make do with. Get the guy a good cinematographer who can compose a proper pallet like Pfister. Give him an editor than can actually arrange all the insanity Kaufman pulls out of his ass into a cohesive visual narrative.

I honestly think it would capture the wide eyed wonder and earnest strangeness of OT mixed with the spectacle and grandiosity of the PT and still bring something fresh and inventive to the new trilogy.

"The Force is Female" would be exceptionally warmly received under the production of Weinstein/Miramax

you instantly make your post weird and everyone uncomfortable when you post your cringey anime reaction pics. I just want to talk with anons and shit like Uwe Boll and Lloyd Kaufman but you have to make it weird.

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Lionsgate would probably do an alright job with it.

Uwe Boll would actually do a good job with it. He wouldn’t reinvent the wheel, he’d just competently execute a story.

And he is used to make films on a lower budget, so he could probably get it made a lot cheaper, and with a lot less CGI.

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That's nice.


Have some more.

s-s-sauce?

Artist, no clue. Character the Goddess Hestia from Is It Wrong to Try to Pick Up Girls in a Dungeon? (Japanese: ダンジョンに出会いを求めるのは間違っているだろうか Hepburn: Danjon ni Deai o Motomeru no wa Machigatteiru Darō ka), also known as DanMachi (ダンまち) for short, and with English subtitle Familia Myth.

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That's nice.

The problem with rape is that once it is done, it is done. It causes a trauma that you can only move forward from, but have to accept. Star Wars is now a broken person. If you feel deeply for Star Wars you can try to help Star Wars through this trauma, but the fact you will have to accept is that Star Wars will never be quite the same.

proving his point

Lucas should have sold to Fox.

Could have kept the fanfare.

That's nice.

That ribbon is a stupid design choice.

Touchstone and Hollywood Pictures are Disney.

What will future humanity think when they see this 1000 years from now? Will they think we are weird? Will they look back at this as an age of degeneracy?

they will have 3dpd catgirls and laugh at our dark age art
they'll also find BLACKED confusing as their all shitskins

WRONG. THERE WILL BE NO SHITSKINS LEFT. BLACKED WILL BE A REMINDER OF THE PLAGUE ON EARTH KNOWN AS NIGGERS

Most of the world are Chinks and Pajeets. Niggers don't have a future without Whitey.

I'm talking about Lucasfilm the private company

ebola-chan better get off her fat ass

Well luckily for you, we can now have the 21st century fox fanfare and the top quality from marvel we've all come to love as well!! \^_^/

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WB but the people they let do Harry Potter. Not their DC stuff, the english producer who did Harry Potter and now Fantastic Beasts. Seems like he would probably even let George do things if it was the best option. They always hired very good directors.

They're only able to breed since we feed them though. It's an artificial problem that exists by design. It's not an exaggeration to say that they're dead without us.

They would all rape it. How fast is not important. Only this could keep it as it was

twc
:^)

so, lucasfilm as an independent company?