Psst

thanks for remembering that I bought a cake for her though

wifus?

your doing it wrong

>there will never ever be decent figmas of your waifu

Aight lads

what's the point of this thread?

Why? Did you eat it alone?

What's the point in having a waifu?

love

no, its just nice for someone outside of the people there to remember that shit.

Do you think you are delusional, or do you consider it not weird? Not normal, but not weird.

are you saying it's not normal to be attracted to 2d?

I am saying that it's not normal to fall in love with them.

secret waifu club?

Where?

here

damn it

This is a good thread. Checkem in his honor

1 more try

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I'm sure you guys will get your dubs eventually

Hopefully

Disgrace

ok

the only person who got it right
we are all ashamed to be in your presents

checked

r8 my azula

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It took me 5 tries, and stop fucking bumping.

(checked)
sorry

HOLY SHIT IT'S HAPPENING AGAIN

Yuuko is love.
Yuuko is my wife

I dont think its normal, and Im pretty fairly sure most would consider it weird. But really, I just dont care. My love for her his all that matters, everyone else on the planet could despise me for all I care.

I know the feeling.

oh hello youi can't remember your name

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dubs and excellent taste

Is it worth it? Is loving someone who cannot love you back worth it?
I get sexual attraction and liking a character enough that you'd like to emulate their best characteristics, but to love them?
Do you believe that they would love you? Not the character that you believe them to be, but the character they are written to be.

pls rate my waifu

triple-six-five-forked-tongue/10

This thread must stop

I want to be lovingly murdered by Junko.

more azula

This thread sucks dick

Is it bad to commission porn of your waifu if she's the only one you ever fap to?
I see it like I'm being committed to her, which is why I only fap to her.

She does end up in pretty degrading situations, though…

Is there anything hotter than leglocking when the guy wants to pull out?

forgot to spoiler

Thanks fam I just got a promotion

How badly you have to fuck up in life to end up in the situation you are right now?

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I hope you realize that makes you a cuck, since you are watching who you have committed to fuck other men. The only doujins that are acceptable are where the dude is a self-insert with no face, and the sex is tender and loving/ fits with the character.

>tfw don't click on spoiled images in waifu threads
>tfw don't know what the fuck people are talking about

I dunno. I'm on 8ch so there's that.

They're not 'men' in the traditional sense. I don't know if that makes it better or worse, though.

What did he mean by that?

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Is this the new waifu Wednesday thread?

If that is the case, what does your waifu do when she thinks no one is looking?

(Forgot to spoiler the image)

Hey
What's with all the secrecy?
In the meantime, we're reporting in.
hope everyone's doing well

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Yes. And I think the answers to the rest of your questions should be self-explanatory after that.

I dont know how I'd feel about that, honestly. I mean its one thing to find it done on its own, but to commission it would seem a little weird imo. thats why I just edit the stuff that already exists.

Dont worry, its mostly just some cuck posting porn of his "waifu", youre not missing much

Maybe she "adjusts" her suit? but idk, I wasnt looking.

This is a stealth thread

It's been a while since I last posted but this week's thread looks retarded as fuck, so let's do it.

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Oh, how wrong you are…

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Nice projection.

I may not be the coolest, most successful person on here, but Im certainly not a neckbeard, sir.

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Thats a nice gun, user. where'd you buy it?

Why hide behind spoilers? Are you guys embarrassed by your waifu?

Idk, I saw that it was a spoiler thread and decided to take part for the hell of it.

You should be you 2hu faggots.

No, we're hiding.
From what?
Who the hell knows?

So you've fallen in love with an idea, not a person or character. An idea of a character that may as well be it's own character.

I have a hypothetical. How would you feel if in the Season 2 of SFV, Juri fell in love with one of the characters? Doesn't matter who, just that she's head over heels in love with someone and has fantasies of marrying them and all that gay yandere shit. Would you reject it? Would you say that isn't Juri or something?

You don't have to hide behind spoilers, anons. Pure love with a 2D female is nothing to be ashamed of.

Spoilers are for fags.

Being a neckbeard isn't merely an appearance; it's a lifestyle. Realistically most characters in anime would never fall in love with most of the people watching that anime.

Posting with spoilers is fun, though, user.

Hide and seek is fun, though!

I do not have a waifu.
That is all.

Was just doing it for funsies.

exhentai.org/g/489646/4783a5795f/

3D is cruel, like always.

Never say that again.

FUNSIES
FUNSIES
FUNSIES
FUNSIES
FUNSIES
FUNSIES
FUNSIES
FUNSIES

I agree, only nerds who deserve to be bullied watch anime. Real men play video games and read VNs.

TRIGGERED
TRIGGERED
TRIGGERED
TRIGGERED
TRIGGERED
TRIGGERED
TRIGGERED
TRIGGERED

Not saying it's universal. Occasionally there are people like Vin Diesel who are both nerds and lead successful lives, but that's definitely the exception for most, let alone those who are so far gone that they literally have a waifu.

Friendly reminder that there is nothing wrong with liking and playing Nu-Fire Emblem as long as you never give NOA any of you money. Also Tharja is best Nu-Fire Emblem girl.

Welcome back, how are things?

I'm not ashamed and neither should anyone else who have a waifu.

Pretty good, actually. Working on getting a new job (I quit the Walmart job for various reasons) and prepping for tech school to start back up.

Last month was deviantart tier for vibri art, but looks like August is getting decent.

That's nice. Been working a lot at my summer job at Trader Joe's. Great place to work at.

sounds good to me! I love stealth games

This is true, but it's also good to have fun along with your waifu as well, and as said, hide and seek is fun!

Glad to hear! Hope things work out in getting a new job, and things go well for tech school as well!

this thread sure is spooky

That's actually a good question, I'm glad you asked it because it's something I had fears about when SFV and it's subsequent story update was on the horizon.

I don't know how to honestly answer that question though. I guess I could treat it as a past relationship, but at the same time it'd tear me up to see that in every iteration after that. and not to mention it'd completely turn my tightly woven headcanon on its head So trying to accurately guess as to how I would feel and react is impossible, but what I can say for sure is that I would NOT be okay for quite some time afterwards.

and as far as your accusations that I've fallen for an idea more than her as a person, I have to ask, what makes you feel qualified to assess who I love and what about her I love? Seems fucking presumptuous as hell to me.

boo

>wonder if he's done any [email protected]/* */ stuff
What the fuck?

That's a cute waifu you got there.

my waifu is toriel :^)

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I'm not qualified, I'm just a faggot on an image board, and you're not wrong, I am being presumptuous. But am I wrong?
You said it yourself, you'd treat it as a past relationship, even if she continued to love that character at the end of the game, which can only be assumed that she loves them into SF3, where ever she is.
You would love a different Juri to the 'real' Juri.

I'm just kinda fascinated by 'waifuism'. I don't want you to think that I'm talking down to you, even though I am, I just see it like a chimp in a zoo pissing in its own mouth by a pond. It's not good for it, but it doesn't really give a shit and there's some clean water nearby, and I'm just interested in watching it. I felt mean typing that, but it was the first analogy that came to mind.

I don't feel mean about saying that I hate you faggots when you feel the need to make every other post you have in every other thread be accompanied by a picture of your waifu smiling.

Psst
Hey
Your Waifu is shit

By the way, lads

WHAT ARE YOU

Also, where would you take your waifu on holiday?

Furi
Berserk
shitty 2000s music

VIDEO GAMES
anime waifus don't belong here you fucking morons

Persona 3
Zeta Gundam
Gundamu music

Never heard of it. Sounds neat, though.

Nothing atm, but recently it's been a lot of Dark Souls 1.
Youtube cancer
Rachnera's character CD

Repeating threads like LOL, FFFFFriday night, Waifu Wednesday, and 4 AM have never been any more than tangentially related to video games.

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Even her hair is triggering.

These threads are shit and I'm glad they are getting shit on more regularly.

this belongs in a LOL thread

CSGO
I don't know what I want to watch.
My waifu and metal
I guess anywhere that's free from enrichment, so that pretty much narrows it down by a lot. So I'd probably take her to South Korea and enjoy the food with her.

Garou, thinking of making some videos explaining some of the mechanics that aren't too fleshed out.
Nothing at the moment.
to t.A.T.u because I hate myself.

No it isn't.

Stop it, you fags.

Fire emblem Radiant Dawn
Danganronpa 3
Shook

+++>Readan
Planetarian

You're just the man for that job.

Then explain how it got looking like that.

All you are waifus a shit

Why does hair dying trigger you?

See, that's where you're wrong. I'd still love the 'real' Juri, I just wouldn't have come into the equation until after the events of SF3, or during, depending on how the timeline goes. I would just have to put up with seeing that shit until then, which I would hate. And I can say without a shadow of a doubt that Cuckcom would lose every dime they're getting from me if that happens but I have serious doubts about that happening, so I'm not real worried. I completely understand what you're getting at with that analogy though, people often feel a strange interest in things they don't understand.

And as far as your woes with waifufags as a whole, I understand. Or at least I would if I did half the shit people get on my case for. The majority of the time, at least in the fightan thread, it's someone else posting Juri and I chime in to respond. I can only think of a couple of instances where I'd get ahead of myself and go overboard. like making a new waifu thread while one was still active, and my overly-enthusiastic hype-posting in /fgg/ when she was released

Will be playing SFV later after work. might even open up a battle lounge so I can find better players to beat my ass
Started Berserk 2016 just to check it out, as a fan of the manga and the 90s anime, I'm not sure how I feel about it yet.
JET-SET RADIO!
jetsetradio.live

As someone who's waifu has been proverbially shit on with hair dye, I can understand why.

Yeah, but I'm not gonna let that ruin everything for me.

Have one of her NOT smiling, then.
I sort of get your case, as well. Sort of.

No.

I do, it fucking sucks. If it wasn't it god awful 13 FPS mode CGI, I'd be okay with watching it. But now I'm invested in the story and I can't look away.

How do you feel about Juri in SF5? I'm preferring her SF4 version a lot more. Honestly most of SF5 feels like they're just gutting characters when adding them.

Yeah, the shitty CGI drives me nuts, but they do switch to a traditional 2D style at certain points and I like that. It's just too far and few between for it to save the animation as a whole.

And like you, I'm sticking around for the story.

my poor heart

yeah, I really don't like all the shipping that he does either, but his style is awfully cute.

Playan Darkest Dungeon because the latest patch for Guns of Icarus broke the whole gme
Watchan Sayonara, Zetsubo-sensei. Probably my favourite shaft series so far, never really liked monogatari. PMMM was pretty good, but not as good as it was hyped up to be.
Listenan to Pax Vesania because edgy j-metal rock something or other.

spoiler
Somewhere cold and nice, like Canada or South Korea.

Getting used to Takane's new look in the new [email protected]/* */ I was disappointed at first, but I'm actually growing to like it.

Yeah it's fucking terrible

I can't express how much I love what they did to her playstyle in SFV, she feels more focused one being really good at one playstyle rather than being just okay at a dozen different ones. She's got no fireball game, yeah, but she doesn't need it when she can punish zoners from full-screen if they so much as whiff a button. I've said it before in the fights general, and I'll say it here, she feels like she was made for me in SFV I even called her getting an air-grab like 3 months ago

I can personally say she's pretty good and her V-Skill throws me off pretty hard, but I bought Ibuki instead and regret every second of it.
Jurifag here kicks my ass every time I play against his Juri, but I'm figuring it out.

Also didn't play much of 4, but I just got a hold of my old Xbox360 that has it installed, so I'll form an opinion soon enough.

Cute.

i always liked dyed hair. people always let others ruin their enjoyment of things despite it never affecting that thing they enjoy.

dark souls
nothing
final fantasy XIV soundtrack

Well I have always wanted to visit Prague.

The only hair I have trouble with is if it's NEON, not slightly dyed in a way. I mean NEON. Those are the ones people should be worried about not dyed hair in general.

Because it's a shitty looking dye-job. The best ones are indistinguishable from the real thing. The worst ones can be spotted a mile away. Take a guess how it's with her.

i guess you also hate tattoos that aren't aren't used as permanent makeup to cover scars

Well, I'm sorry her hair triggers you. Maybe you're just stingy.

My case? That I think waifuism is fascinating? I'm waiting for a Louis Theroux documentary on it.

See, that's the level of delusion where I have to wonder if it's worth it. Do you get angry or annoyed when someone draws Juri in a way that you don't like. What about when they give her a dick? Is their Juri as real as your Juri?

Funnily enough Ibuki has been the only character so far to keep my interest at the moment, she just has so much funky stuff. day 1 I found the stupidest setup where you do her MK command dash after her st.MK target combo (st.MK cr.HK st.HK), then jump forward. The dash puts you under the opponent just long enough so that your jump forward acts as a jump back, and they then land in range for you to hit them with a j.HK as you come down from what is now a jump back even though you look like you jumped forward over them. You're hitting pretty far away too but the hitstun from a j.HK is also long enough for you to walk forward after landing and combo into her punches target combo. Also shit like cr.HP into kunai, v trigger cancel into bomb, then into cr.MP delayed target combo'd into forward HK (bomb explodes) HK command dash, air kunai, land then super is so fun.

That being said I still haven't really gotten into SF5 much, might just stick to anime fighters.

KOTOR 2 and EDF 4.1
Dangit RonPaul 3
Celldweller

I don't know, anywhere but Sweden.

I really wish I had the money to get Mila and the Senran dlc for DOA5. She has Hikage's outfit, and from what I've watched, the playstyle I fit into.

Wrong word for it I suppose. I was meaning more how you see it.

That was the kind of stuff that drew me to her originally, but I'm bad at setting up combos and always have been. I just can't play her effectively.

There's also some AoT costumes, I'm looking forward to getting.

i was gonna say pirate the dlc but then realized you're probably playing console

Oh, nice. I havent watched AoT yet but everything I've heard and/or had spoiled just made me not like the show. A bit overhyped, I would think. I do like the outfits, though.

As far as I knew, the PC version is trash, and I've been playing the free edition on PS4.

fairy is best waifu

Yeah, I feel the same way. The outfits are appealing as fug.

pc version is missing a few levels and has no lobbies for online and is missing costume destruction (that's now possible with mods) but otherwise its the exact same
and costume destruction mods happen during the match and not on round end

Haven't been playing much, but have been playing Revelator and
EDF!
EDF!

Nothing much. been needing a break from computer screens lately due to how my job is currently. Been getting headaches and pain in temples due to staring at screens all day. Going to try out some tips I was given to help with this

Nothing in particular. Various music from vidya and recently some relaxing music.

>Where would you take your waifu on holiday?
Either to a beach, beautifully scenic area, a festival, or a fun amusement park. Maybe a combination of these.

Hah. No.
Lobbies are half of the fun of online for me, so that basically kills it.

i dont even play online

Or Germany. Or France. Or Spain. Or Italy. Or any western European country for that matter.

I don't know, I don't like going anywhere where I can have a pistol on me.

I can't* have a pistol on me. For fucks sakes.

The only waifu

Depends on what you mean by "a way I don't like". I can appreciate any art style, really and as far as the situations the drawings depict like her having a dick for example, it's not canon, so it doesn't bother me too much.

No, the only Juri that I consider the "real" Juri is the one depicted in the official canon. Which is comprised of 2 games since SFxT isn't canon and one anime special, the comics by Udon are hit and miss seeing as they have confirmed taking liberties with the characters before and I generally consider them loosely canon, if at all.

I have yet to see a girl that looks better with a decorative tattoo than without. Post any examples, if you can.

Tattoos are tools for attention whoring, not for enhancing beauty.

i don't need to. not trying to prove tattoos make girls look better to you, was just trying find out if you're the type of person who hates everything of that sort, which you are.

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At least most of it is cute, right?

Feels bad man.

Just remembered that I found a Junko picture that I've felt describes me this year so far.

Always thought you were a burger. What are you? Australian?

Helldivers and Muramasa Rebirth
Nothing at the moment
also nothing. dull start to the day
If money were no object Japan or Alaska, but I'd run the idea of places like Kashmir, Nepal, or Tibet past her and if she wanted to I wouldn't try to talk her out of it. I'd be hesitant if we couldn't go armed though

I haven't seen that one before, thanks!

That's confidential.

Gonna say aussie then because of your shitposts.

How are we supposed to come over and bully you if you don't tell us where you're from?

Did you make that yourself?

You do know there's actual fucking games these 'waifus' are in?

Yes.

Sure, whatever makes you happy.

Is your waifu okay with you bullying other people, Hibarifag?

This must be the rarest pepe I've seen.

very good

Or maybe cucknadian? Which makes no sense to me, they sort of have funz?

Glad you liked it

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I don't hate them, I see them as a sign of trashiness.

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is this that snes starfox level where all those metal bars are spinning around and trying to smash in to you

Man, where did all these shitters come from? Is half/v/ down or something?

And? Different pose, different light and background, different style of shading. It's not tattoos that make the second pic worse looking. On the other hand, the first one has censored out nipples and too pronounced light reflexes on her skin. They fit wetter looking skin in the second pic better.

You new or something? I can easily identify the game of origin for all of these girls within a few seconds.

Summer.

>Shit-tier D&C edit

That's not the point you tard, but i guess moran like you dont get it.

i like your waifu, very funny memes

summer is a meme, buddy

Dork Souls 2 and maybe some Risk of Rain
IDK. But maybe rewatch my childhood cartoons like Billy & Mandy or Edd, Edd, and Eddy
GenesisTale OST
Southern New Jersey

checkem

sweet singles bro, remember back when you called out what doubles you would get? of course you didn't newfag

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Happy wednesday faggots, how has your week been so far?

nyaa.se/?page=view&tid=836798
Gonna shamelessly shill the a torrent I just made, since it was fairly annoying to compile all the songs.

Pretty good, very relaxed for a change. What about you?

Been busy with part-time work with summer classes over. Never really feel like playing anything once I get home when I could just lurk Holla Forums or Holla Forums before sleeping. Otherwise it's been okay.

I've been fantastic, I was able to locate this structure on the SEM that my boss had wanted for a few weeks. Also just finalized plans to visit some friends for the weekend.

Plus I've had some time to play MHGen, which is pretty fun

Yes, actually. I am aware. and I've got around 100 screenshots to prove it

Been doing well, been looking for a new car since mine is a piece of shit. That's going about as well as one would expect. Other than that, I have no complaints. Been thoroughly enjoying my time with Juri in SFV and just living the easy life.

I was alright up until about half an hour ago.

Fine. Sleep schedule is fucked though.

Visiting friends is always nice. What was the structure?

What happened half an hour ago?

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Nice tagging.

Well, it was more than half an hour ago technically, but one of the dogs in our house, a really big but sweet dog, has a really bad Lymphoma and I was told that they're taking her to be put down tomorrow.
Her face and neck are bloating up and she can hardly walk.

would paint the world red for her.

I'm pretty sure that applies to anyone posting on an imageboard user.

What happened to cause you not to have any funsies :^) ?

Some unidentified nodes on ant legs. When I remove the leg, the area I'm focusing on typically crumples up and becomes a complete mess under the SEM, but I was able to freeze it open by shooting the ant with liquid nitrogen as it was crawling. Now that we have clear pictures of its location and size, we can determine its function, which possibly may help in adhesion to rough surfaces.

Basically I used a freeze ray to look at ant feet.

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Oh, I'm sorry man. Losing a dog is always hard.

Oh jeez, that's terrible. How old is she? When I was really young my parents had a cat, but she died of feline lukemia. It was awful watching her slowly fade to the point where she couldn't even eat.

Huh, cool.

I'm not sure, but she's pretty damn old afaik.

It's not the first dog I've lost, but this dog was among the sweetest I've ever had. It's a bit more painful than I expected it to be, but it will only get worse tomorrow.

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Shit, I hope it had an enjoyable life. It's hard to go through, even more so the longer you've had them as a pet… It'll take some time, but I hope you cheer up soon.

I remember I had a dog and a cat when I was young. The cat apparently ran away, and the dog I could barely remember had pups and was given away after she got too protective I believe. My family has two cats now, and as much as I joke how old and lazy one of them is, I worry about how long she has left.

That's what fucking happens when you're a shitty owner, you could have prevented it but you didn't. It's no one's fault but your own that your stupid fucking mutt is dead meat.

You should be arrested for animal abuse.

Not when you lose it on purpose. Cry moar.

Comprised of 95% Spunk

Okay Coldsteel.

Going good so far, despite it being a slow week at work. Not much else going on currently. Next week will have some interesting events coming up though, so we're looking forward to that.

It's never easy having to have a pet put down. Sorry to hear about your dog.

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pic related

Jack'O remains the cutest Guilty Gear by far.

you mean these?

sorry you can't handle mix-ups

Things are pretty good. Next week I'll be moving into my own place, I bought a gun yesterday, and got back from the range just a little bit ago.
Now I'm waiting for a friend of mine to help me with my truck.

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I truly hope you don't find her among ours.

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you better not be trying to compete with any of us, Hitler.

That's not weird at all, user

That is extremely autistic user. You sure you don't already have a waifu?

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Do you actually play the games though? Pictures are nice but how could you find your waifu if you don't even know her personality or traits? Not to mention that you search through others' waifus and not your own sources (or maybe you do, don't know). Besides, it's the waifu that finds you.

Everyone's waifus? Even the western and furry ones?

I'm only attracted to 3D waifus.

(checked)
Why?

Say, what do you call a 2D girl you just want to fug, cum inside and then dump and forget about her? It is most definitely not a waifu of mine at least, but my dick reacts to her. What's the correct term for that?

Where were you when you and your waifu were forced underground?

3dpd

correct term is you're a beta.

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For wanting to fug some bitch and dump her? Something doesn't seem right.

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That isn't right.

That's fine.
Obtaining a waifu isn't as simple as seeing a random image and "getting" one.

And you can't have more than one at a time (you can have ex waifus and move to someone else, after a period of mourning).
Don't listen to neo-otakus and modern Holla Forums, your waifu will find you when the time is right.

You poor soul.

I would mourn if I had your waifu, too.

YangBro here, returning from work. Playing some Yakuza 5.

Has this happened to you?

That's just one of my proxy ex waifus.
Have another.

Yeah, you're never meant to post your current waifu.
That's another rule that got lost over the years, i suppose.

ey yangbro, how goes it?

Oh, it's wednesday! The waifu wednesday! The wednesday of waifus!

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Nothing much. Got in trouble by forgetting to change my shoes, it got really awkward.

I understand that. When I was in my infatuation phase I felt the need to post her all the time, almost to the point of forfeiting anonymity. New love can be a hard thing to hold in.

Everyone in this thread needs to watch this video. You guys are alright, but if you haven't seen it already, you need the perspective.

It is what it is user, you follow the rules long enough until eventually you just do it out of habit.
Just like in the old days Lain and Yotsuba were absolutely off limits and you couldn't use them as waifus, ever.
The old days were full of unspoken rules everyone agreed to, nowdays nobody cares.
That's just how it is, times change.

That guys a faggot and made a big deal about how he left cuckchan for Tumblr of all places. That vid is shit and you're shit.

What, you wore shoes that you aren't supposed to wear while working? What kind of shoes, sandals?

I dislike the ones that turn their waifu into some kind of avatar. It comes off as being narcissistic and self-absorbed, rather than being devoted. These posters are the most likely to produce images that do not pass quality inspection.

Nah.
He said nothing of the sort.

the old days were full of samefags who forced memes until they stuck

He indeed did, but I'm not about to post that video giving him even more attention just to prove it to you.

Sandals, but it's Crocs
Now I have to remind myself to buy more tennis shoes.

Sounds to me like a couple of jealous types who made efforts to control the culture.

I absolutely agree 100%.
It's a byproduct of the "smug animu girl reaction image" culture.

Go for it. While ultimately wrong, he did raise some good points in that video.

kys

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Say, how's the studying go?
Right now, I'm busy getting some dosh on a decent home, and some merch.

What quality inspection? Who cares if someone is devoted to thin air or not and why does it matter if someone uses their waifu as an avatar? It's not real you know. You're indirectly praising people for being devoted to very specific fantasies.

Yes… this… is the ultimate

of course I have seen that video, the guy has good taste

you never had the guy come over and look through your reaction images?

He probably missed penis inspection day at school too.

Jesus Christ. Did you them with socks too?

Not even shoe-less kids in India want Crocs.

And the worst part is; you can fap to every waifu they post with no remorse, it's their fault for avatar-fagging with their waifu.

Please answer me, oh you wise faggots.

Why did crocs get so popular in the first place?

Completely false. That cancer has existed on for nearly a decade, starting on 4/a/ and 4/b/, long before smug animu girls were a meme in and of themselves. I'd estimate it first got bad around 2009.

There is no correct term for that. There is a correct term for people like you though, it's nigger. You're a nigger user.

People generally don't know how to buy comfortable shoes/inserts so when Crocs came out everyone thought they were super comfortable.

I would have fired you.

Pretty much this…
as I said, I forgot to change them.

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ID change now that I'm home

Thank you Hikagebro!

I'd recommend a pair of sneakers. Can't go wrong with them (unless they specifically say no sneakers).

what do you do if your waifu is canonically dead?

I know this is korea but it is really shitty writing.

that's stupid. You get what you pay for with shoes. Cheap ones will always be shit.

Hope that the writers decide to resurrect her again for the new anime.

Hey didn't know you were reading Sword Art Online

That's tough.

One user with a deceased waifu lives as if she once lived and now is gone. He made a shrine for her, as people do, with her portrait and flowers, etc. His life must be one of perpetual mourning.

Personally, I'd either try to forget about it and try to live as if she hasn't yet died, or else keep her in my heart and try to move on. Neither of these sounds particularly easy.

SAO's writing was top tier.

It's worse

Pretty much this but I'd add, "then avoid it because you just know they're going to take her character in the predictable direction"

Chapter 16.5

I have another question: Can your daughter be your waifu?
If yes, what would you call that?

Degeneracy.

Incest?

...

First: No.
Second: Child abuse.

The word for that is incest. The fuck is wrong with you?

Well, better play me some Yakuza 5…
Now I'll get bullied for sure ;_;

HERESY AND DEGENERACY MOST FOWL!

Why would you be bullied for playing Yakuza 5? It's a great game.

I wasn't talking about the game, I was talking about those Crocs.

just dont have kids

Tell me the truth, did you wear them with socks?

Somewhat busy. Going to have Friends and Family over the weekend.

Ouch, sorry to hear about that.

What's wrong with Crocs? I-I also own Crocs. P-Please no bully.

Nintendo will most likely make Tharja one of their Lightning of Nu-Fire Emblem. So Tharja will live forever.

You're gonna get bullied now, nerd.

I wonder how that guy reacted when Ashley Burch took over as her VA

Probably a seasonalfag and dumped her for the next anime girl.

BULLY

Crocs are shit, bullying incoming.

Resistance is futile.

Yes

Bully this nerd.

Jesus christ user, please tell me you are at least German, so you have some sort of excuse.

they are plastic shoes with holes all over

you're gonna get it now

most likely.

But what if she is really asking for it?

Best Junko is 2hu Junko.
Get that Dangitronpaul shit outta here.

Jesus Christ.

Unfortunately I'm not German, but I would like that.

2hu Junko a shit. She's not even best girl in her own game.

pls go

I think all of us wanted to say this, to some extent

Why?

Wait, is that suppose to be your actual daughter? wtf man?

if i'd fuck myself and my child is 50% me does that mean 50% of my child wants to fuck me

Sauce on that image?

Also my waifu did nothing wrong.

I want to go running with Emi.

Emi a cute.

Hownew.jpg

A cute

You already said that noob. Your numbers match because your going to hell.

Fucking hate running, but you gotta do it for your waifu you know?

Man, socks with crocs as an American. I am at a loss here.

Hownew.jpg

Of course, that's like the bare minimum: Up to a certain age, the average of D wanting is around 70%, scientifically verified.

The site is having a meltdown, at least on my end. Having troubles to post on Holla Forums, other boards are working just fine.
Look at the time difference between the posts.

Shit is weird, but not that uncommon.

Also
Heh.

HAH.

I'll never get /fit/ at this rate.

When I run, I feel free. I have an early wall, so the first fifteen to twenty minutes are the most painful, but once there's a tempo I know I'm stuck with, I just want to go where my heart takes me. A pity there's few video games that have that sense of mobility

Funnily enough, my least favourite part about running is the shower afterwards. I'd rather skip it but then I just feel worse

CUUUUUUUUUUUUTE!

I need to be able to run a mile and a half in under 12:30, so yeah I need to run.

Fuck that.

I don't actually run long distance often, which makes the sensation I described a bit awkward. The moment I really start enjoying running is when I gotta stop and stretch or do some weights.

Or just watch TI6 like I am this week. Liquid and OG are great, but come the fuck on Na'vi, don't get jitters in TI of all tournaments

Also what do you need to run that fast for?

Marine Corps standards, so I can go to boot camp on time. I ran it in 11:55 last week, so I'm in the margins.

An 8 minute mile isn't too bad of a run at all, user. What is it for?

Read

Righty, that's a wee bit more incentive than I have.
You're pretty awesome, bro, hope you know that. But consider maybe a 40 minute jog when off duty, just for the heck of it

...

Marine Corps =/= Army
And I'm not a Marine yet, I've just enlisted. I still need to complete boot camp, which is pretty much 80% fucking cardio.

My bad.
And it's only a matter of time. You're gonna do great.

Fuck, how'd I miss that?
It's from a fanfic. Hisao and Emi are hiking in the mountains and camp, where she decides to get frisky. It was wonderfully in-character

Got a Link to it?

Emi was my favorite cripple

Anything for a pal and a patrician.
pastebin.com/cGFttahS
I'ma go to bed now, so have a good one with that

holy shit this thread went fast

And I was busy all day and missed it

The issue with the dog today reminded me of some issues with pets I've had in the past and fucked me up.

I hope your Wednesday was better than mine, anons.

A good night and sweet dreams to the lot of you.

Night May cuddles bring fortune.

That guy sure makes a big deal out of nothing. This waifu video and the one of him leaving 4chan were both unnecessary. I like how he made a bunch of strawmen in the description and used fucking food analogies too.

agh, I was out playing modern. Played against burn the first two rounds, bye the third, and Tron the fourth. What a cancerous night.

boy dont you look silly

Seems late, might as well sleep…

night yangbro!

your waifu is objectively shit

definitely best girl

What a colossal faggot.

This post reminds me of that korra post where she makes your baby suck your dick

I slept all day and missed most of it.

Have a good week waifufags

You too

Got up just to play more Yakuza 5, have to get an update on my work schedule as soon as possible. I know they'll likely give me a weekend.

Good morning, anons. Getting something to eat and watching YouTube cancer before a long day of job hunting.

Morning, had to wait for my current work schedule until Friday. Busy playing Yakuza 5

Glad to see the thread's still up. Hope everyone's having a good day.

You as well!

The hunt for a new job is always tedious and sometimes frustrating, but it helps gain experience, either with interview skills, or communication in general. Godspeed on the hunt Hikagebro!

Just got back from an intense workout and cooling down with my bulking shake and some gatorade.

Morning JackOBro. How you doing?

Actually leaving for the job hunt, now. I hope the thread lives when I get back, but I doubt it.

I'll probably be playing some of my waifu's game to get screencaps n such when I get back.

Don't worry it won't go anywhere…
>inb4 jinxing thread gone kill

Yeah it's probably going to die before you get back.

Its got a few hours left. Here's hoping you find some promising leads

Feeling good and going good so far. Another slow day at work, but getting near the end of it. Probably play some revelator or another game when I get home. Hope you're having fun in yakuza 5!

Should be up for a while longer. Depends on how fast Holla Forums goes during that time. Godspeed on getting leads!

Thanks for that…
So far I'm at Part 3 atm, liking the new mechanics they added.

Looks like it was a slow day for Holla Forums. I live once more, ready to wifupost.

Did the job hunt go well?

I should add how it went before anyone asks and we push the replies up with off-topic stuff.

Got an interview at a smoothie place tomorrow, and a maybe confirmed job at a grocery store.

And a Holla Forums-related question:
Have you started playing a new game in the past week? If so, what is it?

Too bad the thread's nearly dead.

Started playing Yakuza 5. It's fun as fuck.

Well shit, I had the idea it was dead before I woke up this morning. Good to see its still here.

Nice. I've started up the old KoF, '98 and '02 to prep for XIV, painfully reminded of my shit execution. I'll likely get better with time though, especially once I find a character that clicks other than Yamazaki.

Nope, the same old same old for me.

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Same here, right now my first play through is at hard. At Haruka's part.

Your Hikage a cute

Havent actually started anything new in the past _week_, but I'm gonna pick Dragon's Dogma: DA back up before the end of the night. Haven't gotten that far in but I want to make some progress.

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Thread isn't dead yet, at least.

What's the same old same old?

Your Yang a cute

same

still playing the same stuff, but I've gone back to Darkest Dungeon. shits fun, but really stressful. Lost 7 level 6 heroes in two weeks, 4 of which were in a party wipe where I lost all my best trinkets.

I think it was just Arkham Knight. I really liked it, enough that I didn't put it down until I realized how much time had passed and I hadn't eaten anything.
It's clear that Rocksteady learned from the previous games and I appreciate a developer having the restraint to end a series of their own volition rather than churning out sequels waiting for sales numbers to tell them when to stop.

Glad to see this thread hasn't died yet.

KOTOR 2. That entire Peragus section was terrible, I really hope it gets better later on.

see

Right now, I might play some CvS2 to do some executions. Sometimes you have to take it slow, before speeding up.

I must admit your tastes are really good.

Same shit I've been playing for nearly 2 years now.

Glad to hear you have an interview and a possible confirmation! Hope it all goes well!

As for your question;
EDF!
EDF!
On PS4

It's a lot of fun shootin giant bugs and robots. I also love the destruction my weapons cause.

Indeed. I think it's mostly due to how slow Holla Forums's been lately. Between it nearing the end of summer, not much going on, and no upcoming game that Holla Forums's excited about (personally I'm looking forward to the Ni-Oh beta coming up in a few weeks), threads will probably last longer than normal.

Good game! always fun to play and does so many things right compared to DeS and DaS (though DeS and DaS are fun in their own rights).

And you haven't stopped kicking my ass at it, either.

I need to get back to playing Darkest Dungeon.

I liked Arkham Knight until I nearly 100%'d it in two days and I learned about the PC issues. I had been playing it on PS4.

I havent played either KOTOR in years. I have 'em on Steam, I just need to get around to playing them.

Thanks. I still need to watch RWBY and try out the game.

To be fair, my memory is shit and I haven't lurked or posted for months.

:^)

Nothing new for vidya, but I'm waiting for AM2R to come out on Saturday before Jewtendo C&D the whole thing.

I'm in for comfy times

I was going to shoot for the 100% when I heard there was another ending if you do but fuck finding all those trophies.
I'm assuming the PC issues are still around even after the rerelease but I didn't notice them since I had dinked around in the options and wasn't expecting a consistent 60fps. I only really noticed slowdown during the APC chases but other than that I'm blown away by how well it ran on my laptop

don't bother with the RWBY game, its pretty shit

I had to agree with WeissBro here, it was rushed to hell. And truly disappointing, my heart was broken on how jank it is. Now I hope Volume 4 is good.

Wow what a cunt

That's some SJW behavior right there.

Those devs deserved to be bullied.

Fuck yes, I've been waiting for this

Holy shit. Fuck that.

This is rather disappointing, I truly hope the show fares better. Which I will learn before too long, hopefully.

I don't know about this one yet, but the first game was pretty good. I loved playing as a sadistic cunt and hearing Carth and Bastila complain every time I did something edgy.

iirc they did admit they rushed it so hard, that the final boss is literally a reskinned enemy with "Red like roses" on loop
Surely at this time, they might have footage of this on jewtube. Look it up.

Volume three got a good kickoff for the story, but I gonna miss Monty's "No Wasted Movements" animations. The other volumes were alright, but volume one has the rockiest start to a series I've seen.

Yeah, volume 1 is really sketchy, and the jaune arc is probably the worst 4 episodes of the series. I know a lot of people who dropped it before getting to s2 or s3.

last couple posts, see you guys next week!

Remember to love your waifu with all your laifu.

Of course.
Until next week, guys.

Always and forever!
See you all next week!

Always

I wish the characters get more polish, like less of self insert. I thought Mercury was awesome because of that smug attitude.

Will do, and later!

Naturally.

Yeah, I wish the self-inserts would go and stay go.

Always.
See you next week m8s.

always and forever

Next week, I hope. I've been asking for Wednesdays off on my apps so hopefully I can actually be around.

FOR HER

Drinking these chocolate peanut butter and vanilla ice cream shakes is terrible, but I need to do it for her.

I gotta endure.