Photoshop thread

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Stream that movie if you're so great.

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Stream that movie, if you are so great!

:^)

I'm up for it but dunno what site to use

sorry

beta nu males

Why are leftists so unfunny?

Inability to touch any subject matter in a way that's actually funny.

you say that as if right wingers are funny

but im not a leftist

socialism is dumb, whether communism or nazism

The worst part of this image is that there are things to make fun of the alt right for, like how much they love faggots and traps. Yet most of the things in this image are just right wing things in general.

Look at all those trump things they have made. Pure gold. What has Holla Forums done?

Are you 12?

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arent they just pasting trump face on old pics?

Have some lotion for that butthurt, assblasted pricks.

Yes I must be under-age because I find something funny that millions of other people find funny. And it was so successful that it went from 8ch into mainstream.

You're a very intelligent person.

Also that was just one of many successful memes and injokes they have made.

They have unique and edits that is why they're doing so well.

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I like how when people actually hate Trump and america on Holla Forums, they first pretend to hate fascism and Holla Forums. And then they go full left and scream that entire right is wrong and they need to remove class system and forcefully make everyone "equal" for the sake of nobody, but their own spoiled ego.

In the end they just benefit Hillary, just like Bernie Sanders did.

Best one in this thread so far. Very original.

I click their board to lurk sometimes. These guys literally rip themselves apart.

They had a funs thread and had too many conflicting ideas for it to work.

jesus christ

is lord and saviour

OH DIOS MIOS

Looks like Holla Forums have started dropping their hilariousdank memes on us.

They don't know how to stop preaching long enough to make a joke.
Holla Forums is also starting to suffer from this thanks to election year and summerfags.
It's why Holla Forums derails are one of the most complained-about issues here right now.

Authority is just the most horribly abused social construct on the planet.

I thought it was more just compiling the sheer salt from Trump doing well, as in webm related.
Trump salt is fucking great.

I don't even think they made that one though…

there is not a single leftist in this thread.

Holla Forums being paranoid again

I'm surprised you didn't say pissbaby.

Pro-tip: somebody laughing at you is not in any way antagonised. Please do continue to amuse us.

Anyone got an id on the music in that?

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We're the warriors of Holla Forums
We're the elite and the last line of defense of the Aryan race
United we fight, together we prevail
Liberal scum, prepare to hang
The day of the rope draws near
Fucking cucks, 1488 RACE WAR NOW

Tell me more, proud Aryan warrior. Let's destroy together those evil cumskinposters.

Here's some old photoshops I did when I first figured out how to use it. I would go on the /r/ board and People would request cumshops and nude shops and I would photoshop the girls into Snoop.

The No Man's Sky Defense Force is here. Fucking corporate shills.

Just stop, m8.
Nobody is going to take away your overrated game.

Cute.

B^U

Just like every fucking thread in the last months.

Remember this?

we'll have to deal with the stormcucks, they are a big population on 8ch.

they're like a retarded younger brother who occasionaly throws a temper tentrum

I wonder why you even posted this in this thread to derail it. Are you really looking forward to Nu Male Sky and you are offended by the fact that we see developers as a bunch of unshaved savage hipsters and feminists?

Are you aware that no matter how those faggots look the game is walking simulator on randomly generated surroundings without any core or goal in it, and it will suffer same fate as spore and starbound did?

Its literally first person spore without ability to create anything.

Looks like the new Zelda, but way worse in terms of artstyle.

nu males sky is a shitty game, literally no fucks given.

i posted that image because this thread is about beta males, and the alt-right movement consists of disgruntled millenials who feel threatened by libtards and worship hitler

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But are they actually unshaved savage hipsters and feminists? What have they done apart from making a shitty game?

someone post that faggot with pink hair

Considering you got so triggered by that picture, I say they did a good job.

No, we all know why you're doing this. You preordered the game and you need to defend it by bringing every thread about it into a shitposting playground. Watch, you'll do the same thing the next thread that's posted.

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I have nothing against libertarians, but your image is also against some conservative values, did you even read it? Its like it was written by left winged faggot or a Hillary voter. Probably Bernie voter before he endorsed Hillary.

It implies feminists and sjws aren't a real threat and you shouldn't vote or cheer for Trump.

Remind you that voting for Gary Johnson is stealing votes from Trump, DUDE WEED LMAO guy isn't going to win.

Oh, of course not. But they will try, and fail as always.

Fucking jews

I hate jews. And niggers too.

Fuck niggers

Alright I had enough, your zionist plot ends here.

Glorious Holla Forums death squad!
Formation Anubis! Attack!
Destroy all subhumans and degenerates
Ensure a future for white children and for this wonderful game

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replies != butthurt

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Just stopping by to deliver since this entire thread is too busy being immense faggots.

you're right, cultural marxism is a real threat and the progressive radical leftists have been destroying western civilization over the years

but our agreements with Holla Forums ends when it comes to science, theology and philosophy.

Holla Forums are atheist humanists that believe in a hardcore form of socialism

Holla Forums are atheist humanists that believe in a degenerate form of socialism

as for
US politics is a joke at this point. it's all controlled opposition, do you really think the entire system isn't rigged at this point? the freemasons decide who gets to be the next puppet years in advance.

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If you want to see examples of triggered i think there are a dozen much better ones in this thread.

Stopped reading this bait right here. I wish it was. There a lot of religious "christians" subverting shit for crusades and inquisition bullshit. And kek thing is becoming less and less ironic.

"deus vult" shitposters are being ironic.

there are no bible-believing christians in Holla Forums, maybe catholics

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takes one to know one i suppose

boards.4chan.org/v/thread/347108735/photoshop-thread

There are none most places.

Ironic heresy is still heresy. Faith isn't a religion. Truth is not a theology. If you truly believe in Jesus you don't deal with religion. Religion was always against Him since pharisees, and saints know that through His Holy Spirit.

Putting religion into politics is forcefully enslaving people.

broad is the way that leadeth to destruction

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We established this before, it's because leftist memes in general tend to lack any sort of ambiguity or subtlety.

that depends on your definition of religion.

everyone has a worldview/belief system that tries to answer the origins and purpose of man.

religions are worldviews that include god
secular philosophies are worldviews that dont

your worldview is extremely important. if your worldview is wrong, then so will your politics be wrong.

before you engage in politics you first want to know the truth about the history, origins and purpose of mankind.

i have no problem calling christianity a religion, because it is. we label things.

the reason you dont like the word "religion" is because you gave it negative connotations to it, thanks to the atheist culture we live in today that has painted the idea that religion is irrational and dumb, aka you believe in a strawman caricature version of religion based on what pop-science told you

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They actually have some good shops in their thread.
Also which of you faggots have been posting in both threads because I see some of the same shit in this threads in that one.

cool thread

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I'm a deus vult poster and I don't even believe in god.
I think the Sumerians and Egyptians had it right in so far as that gods are really descriptions of how reality works.
I think things went wrong in terms for spirituality when we began to autistically create fan fiction about gods that we were supposed to think of in our daily lives instead of as aspects of reality like Kek.

Yeah because that worked so well for America.

uhh, they didnt believe that.

gods were real, tangible entities.

in the case of polytheism/paganism, they worshipped demon spirits and fallen angels (ancient aliens for you atheists)

Sorry I wrote it reversed, I'm really drunk right now

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Probably a faggot reposting shit from here to there.

Well just from looking at that image, it seems they find perfectly logical statements like 'i base it on the facts' funny or something. Peculiar.

From what i can gather i'd say it's because they're so worried about offending someone (who isn't a straight white male) with any potential joke that they self-censor themselves. And normal whites don't exactly make for amazing comedy material.

its supposed to ridicule how Holla Forums talks, not so much the arguments themselves

The problem was when they let them off the leash afterwards.

Why would you ridicule someone who says they base their opinions upon facts?

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Hard to believe these people made Joe Danger…

The problem was bringing Africans over here in the first place. There is nothing a black guy can do that a white guy couldn't do better.

I was about to say that, they don't even try to post contradictory sentiments (if or for who they exist) side by side.

I don't get it. How is Weather Report any?

They did it for free until slavery was abolished.

I know who that guy is, i just don't have the actual pic of "him"

READ THE MANGA

You should shop some snails and rainbows on the backgrund

raining reptiles n shit doin

found it

That's hair? I always thought that it was a shitty headband or something.

Naw he just dipped his faggoty hair into a cup of dye

It's because "I base my opinions on facts" doesn't have much meaning since nobody holds the view that their opinions are not fact-based.
It's an extrapolation from more basic feeling-action pairs such as "when I feel thirsty, I should get a glass of water."

It's literally worth less as a phrase than just stating your fucking opinion.

How can I not see that shit? To me it looks like a gay headband. I need to get new glasses.

(checked)
I'm sure you really do

Best one

The problem is that what most people assume to be facts are nothing of the sort.

Which is why you ask to see those facts, which is what usually happens.

But if you're telling us we should be ridiculing human nature, then i don't see what it has to do with an 'alt-right' picture.

That's why instead of just saying you base your opinion off of facts, you show people the facts you based your opinions off of.
The lurkers will.
Sage for Holla Forums posting I should have included it earlier but was too busy dual-windowing with vidya

what game are you playing

From what i've seen that's what polacks do though. So again i don't understand the 'ridicule'.

100% Orange Juice.
Trying to beat all the campaigns so I can get Tomomo and finally have a +2 ATK character for online that's not Yuki.
RNG is a bitch.

See
Also, it's Holla Forums, so don't expect it to do what it's supposed to do very well.

Haha, and faggots here tell me Holla Forums hasn't gone to total dogshit.

Lmao

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For Holla Forums (and most extremist groups) they don't need evidence for something that agrees with them and evidence is never enough for something that disagrees with them

Yes, but Shillary's staff admitted they're going to bomb Syria once they get into office, and I'd prefer Trump seeing Putin is aware of Trump wanting better relations with Russia that doesn't involve being nuked. Hillary's also a career criminal and after the DNC, oh boy.

Running:^}

Sounds like you just described yourself.

It's ok. The Jew made me post it fellow redditor Holla Forumsack. Rice war now! Glass the juice whitedindu and all that crap

Jumping

Wait, Shillary's actually building a platform outside her vagina?
Source that shit, m8.

Yeah, needs a place to shove all the sand in her cunt.

archive.is/KNAzj

youtube
:^)

Oh, okay.
Deleted my other post.
Fuck ISP bandwidth limits, now I look like a retard

wikileaks.org/clinton-emails/emailid/18328

demconvention.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/Democratic-Party-Platform-7.21.16-no-lines.pdf
Page 46 of the document (labeled 42) under "Syria"

Every politician seems to enjoy using that one, but ask them to elaborate and they'll quickly change the subject.

Moderate peaceful beheaders.

What's wrong, kafir? Is worldwide implementation of Sharia not moderate enough for you?

>Jews are both a race and a religion!

Is this from that encrypted private email server I've been hearing about?
This shit sounds less like they're talking strategy and more like they're shilling their platform.
No wonder they never get shit done.

the third one is correct though.

ethnic jews who accepted christ as the messiah became christians. they were jew only in the ethnic sense, not religiously.

jews who reject christ + outside converters to judaism, are part of the talmudic religion.

mosaic jews =/= talmudic judaism

the one came 70 years later AD when they had to "redefine" their religion because the temple got destroyed

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Now this is a new level of retardation

Archived for the sake of lels

It seems like it's a combination of talking strategy while simultaneously providing talking points, which makes sense for a politician. Still, it is pretty disgusting.

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it didnt get derailed you (1) dumbass

look at the time posts are created.

As expected of an alt-lolbertarian.

go back to Holla Forums, schlomo

those bullshit CIA-made Syrian government overthrow groups she was part of creating as Secretary of State? still feeding them brand new TOWs like tictacs.

Hello freech, still trying to desperately to induce purity spirals and shill your shitty memes? Try cumskin again, I'm sure it will work next time.

it looks like you just got triggered by that image.

why don't you follow your socialist leader and kill yourself? dumb statist

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This is literally the best memetics money can buy. An entire corporation exists to capture the essence of memes and this is the best they can do.

this one looks pretty real to me dude

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#Nazislivesmatter

They should have put on hats.

Oh no this is like another white genocide

You're posting a fight in which the Nazi's went up against superior numbers and took far less damage. Yeah, some walked away with bloody skulls, but that's what happens in a street fight/riot.