ITTTTT: Poorly describe the story of a game and have others guess it

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Myst?

Sonic.

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I only got this from the responses. I don't even know what half the references are.

Dunderfail. It's actually kind of funny, the game was actually pretty good, the fan base just ruined it.

well shit

Not quite.

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So close, but no.

Alright, next one.

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You're a winner today!

Let me see if I can do better…

Soul Sacrifice?

Bubsy

You didn't kill your master but maybe you did so now you do jobs for a guy who doesn't exist because he is you.

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Great job!

Fuck, I'll do one more, you guys are too good.

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Spec Ops The Line?

saga frontier?

You got it.

Bingo.
Sequel when?

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Legend of Heroes: Trails in the Sky?

Black Spirits: Be ready to be killed edition?

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cute girl with cute friends learns her grandmothers trade. They eventually kill her book's old friend/nemesis.

yep

Every MMORPG?

You go back home and help out your childhood friends except it's not your home and they're not your friends. It's fine though because your other friends said it was as long as you actually help them out.

Star Fighter Null: The USIO Battle.

>Shit happens and you and your team need to get to the bottom of it. Turn out you just have some family issues.

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no, I've left some things out but its still accurate.

Ys 1 & 2

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Douk?

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Though I guess it's the same with

Gothic

yep

you got it

Dork Soles

Correct. I admit that was a bit on the nose.

Aliens took over your company
You have to teleport them back home

yup

Transistor

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Call of Duty?

Dumbass unleashed an army of killer robots and its up to you to save everybody.

Shit, I fucked it up. Back to bed.

Nope.

Today, I learn Im not good at describing games poorly

Chex Quest?

The game known as my life

yes
SPOON AND ZORCH

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Find your daughter before she gets raped.

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A young man fails to keep his promises, commits bestiality, and leaves his childhood friend dying in the cold.

LISA

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You kill your wife and get a letter from her so you go looking for her but she's dead because you killed her so you kill her again.

Silent Hill 2?

Year Walk.

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Right.
Still wrong, shitbaron.

Let's try something challenging.

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SMT: Nocturne?

Farcry 3

yup

TUMBLRTALE TUMBLRTALE REE REE REE

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Cool let me try this.

God Hand

yep

Spot on.

Murder other sociopaths for fun and profit. And maybe to get laid.

NMH

Exactly.

Never heard of it but no

You are not you

Also nope. Another hint.

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Resonance of Fate?

Metal Gear?

MGSV?

Nope, try again.

Oppressed subterranean asians accidentally nuked the planet (apparently?) because they didn't coordinate their sabotage plans and now for some reason nobody can touch the parts of the ground that aren't floating. Maybe time travel will fix it?

Yes

Ok now that's too vague, and don't try specifying by saying something about alternate dimensions, either.

Let's try a freebie

Bastion

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Not metal gear. Its similar to the copypasta.

It's a bunch of gears and magic, m8.

nobody has gotten yet

You are correct sir.

And seriously, I still wonder why just going down to the new surface wasn't an option, you could totally see it down there, even with trees and water and stuff in some places.

Nope

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FF whatever Kefka is in.

Bloodboon?

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Not FF, sorry.

Nope

Don't starve

Nope.

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I keep trying to guess but my brain keeps getting sideswiped by DDS 2, but that was the sun they went into. Maybe that Castlevania with Soma?

I've never played it, but Watch Dogs?

I've got a couple more

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You get woken up early and have to fight your dad, so you beat up on a priest and his follower.

A fanbase can affect someone's perception of the game.

You wanna talk about the game with other people and the thread suddenly gets hijacked by goatfuckers, gay robotfags, and the most autistic people Tumblr and Youtube could offer with AUs that screw the setting so bad it isn't even the same game anymore and retarded headcanons that make no fucking sense.

You try to find someone who wants to talk about the game by its own merits rather than projecting their autism on it.

Yeah it was Castlevania: Aria of Sorrow

Uplink?

SoTN

dropsy ?

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Nope.

Hint: The "hacking" mechanic is far more in-depth

Final Hint: The last level is in space.

No.
Hint: it's a point-and-click adventure.

Sniper Elite?

nice

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Picmen

Pikmin?

Pikmin

No, should I just say it already?

Duty Calls: The Calm Before The Storm

that way of thinking is fucking retarded though.
none of that actually affects the game itself, the only occasions where a fanbase can ruin a game are when the game is multiplayer, part of a ongoing franchise or being updated as time goes, because on those cases they can ruin the quality of the game, not just the discussions about it on the internet, which with most popular modern games, are guaranteed to be absolute shit.

yes

another

Flow?

nope

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Yes daddy.

Quadrilateral Cowboy
those 2 fucking bitches just shit around all the time what the fuck

You have to stop a monster that lives beneath your city from destroying it. It's pissed off at being enslaved so you enslave another one to fight it, but instead fight everyone else who has done the same.

No. Though all these games could work.

Its SOCOM: U.S. Navy SEALs

Correct!

Killzone?

Yep

Feeding Frenzy

Ok, I've got two, one is an old PC game, the other pretty new
First

Second

Second is RapeLay

A poser, a bar wench and a single father commit terrorism to save the world. World ends up saving itself.

Nier?

I said new, think more neon.

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Uuuuuh… RapeLay Neon?

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Double Dragon Neon?

Saints Row 4?

Trump Wall Simulator

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No. Should clarify that despite saving itself, said unlikely trio + others are still important in the process of the world not ending.

yes

yeah

Wasteland?

Ok, let's dumb this down a bit

STALKER

this one is really simple

FF7?

Cthulhu Saves The World

cthulu saves the world?

Cthulhu saves the world

cthulhu saves the world ?

Yeah.

Toddposting will never get old

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Yes

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Overlord.

Overlord?

Yoou've got to kill all your siblings, but not before you sit through dozens of meetings and get married.

easy, you killed a guy but you're not his murderer

Correct

Indigo Prophecy?

S.T.A.L.K.E.R. Shadow of Chernobyl.

Homeward Bound but with ghosts.

The real question is that Are my legs okay?

wrong

he knows what's up

Did you gain brouzouf?

Indeed

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i still dont know

harder,
you're a guy that is dead and save peaople after they die but is actually a cat

You know the rules. Stream it.

i mean the basic sentence is enough, but why add that though.

Ghost Trick
I haven't even played the game and I know this.

You are John Dolphin. Your mission: go back in time and stop aliens from abducting the entire ocean.

Ecco the Dolphin, I'd assume.

It's Iji , it did a lot of what Undertale did, way back in 2008, even having a gay couple, but because of various differences, the advent of social media, Remar having actual talent, society, even Holla Forums society, mostly knows only the latter.

wasn't sure what to say

right

another one
While trying a new suit, you jump from throught your windows and end up framed for a murder

Technically they're pants

Bingo

Pro wrestling with aliens?
Sign me up

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Well you can also punch and kick them, but there's nothing like the feeling of piledriving an alien-human hybrid abomination or making the thing tap out with your submission moves.

Fuck I had forgotten about Iji. I actually played a lot of it back in the day. It was pretty damn good

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Odama. Didn't it use a mic?

You kill a bunch of people, but it turns out it was just a dream, and then you go kill a bunch of people for real.

you're right but how the fuck does he stick on the ceiling then, I guess you found so

easy one
you're the reaper talking to a fire

You kill people, gangesters and try to win a war but everyone gets nuked in the end

yes

Hotline miami 2

Second sight fits the bill, but I'm just sticking on gamecube titles right now

Deadbolt

Hotline Miami 2

That's not a sonic image

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Dangit, too easy

Dark messiah of Might and Magic?

medieval kicking simulator?

Catherine

Catherine?

the adventures of kicksalot in the land of conveniently placed spike traps

Yes

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I got a few for you fags

yes,it's deadbolt

You're some guy creating molecules and/or atoms

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space chem?

Mario Bros?

indeed

you're creating program to debug the ultimate program

hint: the game is shit

Silent Hill: Homecomming

5 gayms

But user, Turing proved it's impossible to create a program that checks if a program works

3rd one is either Alan Wake or Deadly Premonition.

No 1 is too easy

It's DP

I don't remember the story well, maybe you're only debugging part of the program

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MGSV

A russian youngster doesn't hear the broadcast output, asks you to modify it's volume so it's louder.

Oh, yeha, that's not the whoel story, but i guess people will figure it out.

Yes

Let's see you guys get this one

Indeed

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going to sleep, it was TIS-100 a game by the creators of Spacechems

Third is Imscared, .flow, or the one with the bunny girl ax murderer.

The Whispered World

Knock-Knock

F.E.A.R.

Tomb Raider: Legend

Skyrim

Oblivion

Here is a few, they should be really easy.

>You time traveled to the future apocalypse and now have to save humanity. HINTit sucked

That's a bit of a stretch, methinks.
Hello fellow /tes/ticle

1. Chrono Trigger or Ocarina of Time
4. Persona 4
5. Chrono trigger doesn't suck.

1. Chrono Trigger or Ocarina of Time
4. Persona 4
5. Chrono trigger doesn't suck.

Too hard? I'll add some hints:

Rule of the Rose?

Or Haunting Ground

I was thinking
Haunting Ground is indeed correct

>TFW shitty internet makes the popup last a solid 10 seconds and ruins the whole point of the picture

okay you got me, congrats

Haunting ground?

Guessing mine was a little hard as well.

Not again

Whoops. Kept you waiting huh?

FUCKING SHIT I KNEW I SHOULD'VE SPAMMED DUBS IN THAT THREAD YEARS AGO

I COULD'VE STOPPED THIS

Still too hard? Let's add hints:

Here's an easy one

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No fucking idea mate. Honest.

Is nobody going to guess?

Gunman Chronicles?

yeah it is

Indeed, I was half expecting to need to give away the answer once the thread hit bump limit

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Considering it isn't exactly a well known game/mod. You should consider it a blessing that someone actually grew up with it.

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Custom Robo
Mega Man
Pikmin

The should've, if I remember correctly the game was pretty damn good. Of course, it's been years since I last played it

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Liru

Middle one is actually Halo

The Fall?

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✅

✅

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Pikmin 2

Oddworld Abe's Oddysee.

Reminder that Louie Is a bigger piece of shit than Eric Sparrow.

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>Person who saves your game/bonus boss goes back in time to use the Game of the Year edition to save one of the main characters

It's fucking stupid and I'm glad I pirated it but the gameplay and only the gameplay is better. This is why while gameplay is the most important thing, having everything else not suck worse than your last entry is helpful.

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VTMB

SMART GAME FOR SMART GAMERS

Also, that sounds like Xenogears

Valkyria Chronicles?

[DESIRE TO WELD user'S EXHAUST PIPE TO HIS BALL BEARINGS INTENSIFIES]

I got a few:

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Both correct

She's a cunt.

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This really pissed me off in this game

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pic related?

Papers Please?

yes

Last one of the day

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Final Fantasy I.

Contact?

Checked and correct.

Indeed

1. right OoT
4. Wrong. But it might as well be right
5. Wrong.

meant for &

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LoZ:OoT
????
DOOM
Purse Owner 4
Nier?

2nd is Catherine

Queershock Alot: Cucking at Sea

1st is Dragon's Dogma, maybe?

1. Right
2. Wrong
3. Wrong, but I can see it.
4. Persona 3
5. Wrong

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Left 4 Dead

No. I'll give you a hint:

What game?

this could also be bioshock infinite

you died.

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Late reply, but correct.

I never asked for this.

is 3 Star Fox?

Yes.

I got one for you anons:

Conker?