Cute boys with soft tummies and fat dicks <3

im a cute lo[spoiler][/spoiler] with a soft tummy and a fat cock

bort

WTF XDDDDDDDDDD

lo li

this is Scotland, you can do that at like 17

neato

*vibrates*

wew

that aging skin is a degenerative disease, not an actual sign of aging

fair nuff. I won't tho.

yu need a job

duck

But sabs I wanna talk about lewd stuff and what kind of coffee you like to drink

Stuff like that

Tfw older than you

Listen To Your senpai

Pictures of you naked for the sole purpose of me seeing them and stroking my erect penis until I ejaculate

Post geese.

Heeeeeeere we go

I refuse
cunts

but which ones do u want o.o

make me a grilled cheese pls

MGD-sama never gave me an MGD folder... She only gave me a Mai folder

This means a lot to me.

God I just wanna punch that bitch

She's so annoying

say it right

...

Were these free-range cannibals? 'Cause the caged ones are fed antibiotics and they taste weird.

Thanks! You'r;e sweet!

A true senpai does not throw the first punch. He catches it, then twists the guy's arm around and kicks him through a window.

Our national bird should be the turkey, damn it! Benjamin Franklin is spinning in his grave.

I miss my ex waking me up with surprise sex.
I like iced mocha!

Well now...

...

please !

She's cute, what's wrong with you?

...

Nono

"grill me a cheese"

well there goes MY FUCKING DAY

oh shit, Sara

you owe me a pizza, and I have my own house now

Ayyyyy the turkey aint the only thing that gobbles round 'ere ayyyyyyyy

welcome to my thread, i have to get off my phone lol

She was Reo and I was Mai, you know this haha

Hey buddy what's up today

well if im so sweet you could always have a taaaaste yeeeah that one was even pretty bad for me

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THE ENGLISH?!

when i have money then

Good
go
I don't care

Also I think you mean a toastie... not a GRILLED FUCKING CHEESE abomination.

wew, thx hun

-soft, slow kiss-

if you leave so soon you'll make me sad

imma roofie myself

This is a stick up!
Gimme the blueberries!

I think I have a little crush on mayaka.

Oh I have options?

What kind of poses do you have going on?

Morning sex is great
Just make sure you do it before you shower cause then you'll smell kinda funky afterwards

Also
What are you 17?
Grow up Sabs

There's a fine line between being cute and being annoying

While I do agree she is cute she's just too fuckibg annoying

be nice.

...

I just got out of bed and turned on my computer so a solid nothing.

don't, you'll end up ripping a tooth out or something

ill just post this,, :x

That happened on Monday actually. Part of it.

no

My mom found my Gaddafi shrine.

what do I do

Ahh so much better

Was that supposed to turn me on?
I'm still flaccid

Step your shit up

you'll do the rest if you benzo yourself

Get a job

Fucking same here
waiting on my best friend to hang out later today
Paycheck was a little slow at work so I have to wait wich kinda sucks, Im feelin peckish and wanted new strings

any plans for the day

...

...

uhmmm

I hate benzos. Ruined my life. Haven't been able to work since taking them 5 years ago. I never recovered.

Do you actually like Gaddafi?

feets next

they are my fave. I am mildly addicted but don't get them every day so it doesn't ruin my life.

this is the only feets picture i have
i dont really know how to take good feet pics
coincidentally i am a footfag but i still dont know
i dont see my feet as qt
they're just petite

I apologize friend and I wish you the best

I admire anyone who is a true leader.
He stood up against terror even in his last moments.
A life dedicated only to his people.

a girl on okcupid (rudely desu) pointed out that I talk about myself too much.

And I realized she was right. I literally hijack every conversation and instinctively find a reason to talk about myself rather than the person I'm talking to.

Anyone else have this issue?

I have to drink 1/3 of my body weight in water today which is pretty hard/

Maybe you also like dictators because you like being dominated. :3

soles and toes

my mom found my Tokai shrine

what do I do

im off now, laters

I found this message like a month ago

I don't like my feet, but apparently this guy was shouting into the void about them

I found this message like a month ago

I don't like my feet, but apparently this guy was shouting into the void about them

When I hold irl conversation with a person I actually respect and enjoy and want to talk to again in the future I will listen to their story, analyze it, pay keen attention, and if they strike up a point that I can relate to my own life, I will wait for a good time to interjecct and bring up how I can relate what they said to myself and maybe a story
after I do that I expect the same from them
this is how a conversation works for me

I'm probably an exception.

'tis why I'm the oldest here probably. Pritty left so it's me now.

idk if this counts..

My mom found my Asuka shrine

What should I do?

Why is that are you bulking up for something fatty

mom found my mommy shrine

what do

you fuck her

wonderland is not real! you're not real!

natural, island grown, organic, lunatic cannibals!

well, their meat is more tender than deer, and smells a bit different too..

t-thats also a thing bbut not with Gaddafi, he's old.
and dead.

something like that

I AINT EVEN MESSING AROUND

youtu.be/6trtAL2Rt4Y

Shit makes me lol every time

Lmao

It looks like you're hiding a ball of play doh that was left in the sun for hours and got faded in your what seems to be panties

Come on Mayaka you can do better

Maybe its your angles you take the pic at

I've been sick for like 8 days and the doctor told me I have to.

That gif makes me want to fucking puke dude

But what is your poison if I may ask?
are you still gripped up in it

My ex best friends mom I watched her go over the deep end in the time I knew him
watched his younge rbrother grow up and no I hang out with the younger bro
And he has to deal with alot of her issues and it breaks my fucking heart for this family

Be as careful as you can I know that shits easier said thann done
you know what you're doing I know too
But that shit is
the devil

I should be taking care of you.....

iduno
im not good at taking pics~

now that you are onto my secret im going to pull you into the darkness next time you sleep.... now for real im out

WHY THE FUCK DO YOUR PANTIES SAY PINK
THEY AREN'T EVEN PINK

dont kidnap the good people..
good bye!

It's the Victoria's Secret brand nigga

Um...what are you trying to kill?!
Rifle? I'm going to say rifle. Please don't die.

Beepboop.

Gonna wake up with your own junk in your trunk.

Nooo, 'cause it's hot over here! I'm always hot and I need icy beverages or I'll a'splode.

Bet they make good jerky too!

I got off benzos and have had pain since. I talk to doctors and they don't believe me since I used to take vicodin all the time back in the day. If I neckbeard all day, it's not nearly as bad.

its a brand u fuckin loser
u ever fuck a woman before?
fuckin loser..
victoria secret.. check it out
my panties smell like pussy.. cus i get it kid..
ugh =///////////////

saving all these sara pics

gonna ask nick if I can sleep in the same bed as her sometime.

You know she's underage right

Do your job already.

...

I WOULD BE SO AROUSED

you gonna wake up with a whole in your throat to breath and 4 desu-busters between your tonsils.

im 20..

she isn't under 16

I aint gonna die, I am 3 hardcore for that darlin'.
Just playing some hitman and wanna up my killing gaem.
I am trying to kill some guy who is leaking the wikileaks x100.

international law bae

mayaka come live in Scotland

in what world does that apply

also, she's not under 18 either

Don't you like older men?

That's hot.

Why would you wish that hell on anyone?

Aren't we all moving to Scotland?

II hope you an find something fitting and less harmfull to help fill that void friend

o-oh.....T _ T

...

i have one drying rack full of their legs and arms, and no, they are better when cooked on a campfire

in all of it

also yes she's 17

i have a crush

she's 20

Then you should have them stay away for their own sake

let italy boast of her gay gilded waters
her vines and her boughers
and her soft sunny skies
her wives drinking wine from the eyes of her daughters
where freedom expired amid softness and sighs
scotlands blue mountains were hoary cliffs are piled
towering in grandeur are dearer tae me
land of the tempest loud
land of the tempest cloud
land of the free and proud
land of the free

WHY DO YOU THINK IM 17
im okay with it

scarlet is ghostie right

Am i missing something

le halfway across the country face

what are you sick with

Scarlet is the /lewd/ tranny

no

Boy I sure have walked into a lewd thread.

that's what i said

How does it feel to wake up gagging on cock every morning, you boy smoochin' weewee toucher?

Why would you want to stop him?!

What are you serving as a side dish? Ladyfingers? *bad'dum, tiss*

Dont you have any full body pics?

Like I wanna see your monotone face while naked.

Laura confirmed for wearing Pink brand panties

But I wanna smell your sweat irl

she's more nuts than me

supposed to be on abilify

I haven't been that bad for years

do it

you are missing something.

bronchitis and almost pneumonia

n-no like 30's my max.

not a real tranny

she autogyn

jaja
I get it
nice meme

How many pudgy trannies that live with their moms are there

Like for fuck's sake

Nigga it's called walking through malls

You wouldn't let Donald Trump buttfuck you?

Its a good thing I'm only 23

He's selling the info to the wrong people. To some shady terrorist-kind of person.
He will use the information for "evil".
Not like wikileaks which was inherently good.
Hey baby, can I wikileak my dick on your browser ;3333333333

i started posting HERE before /lewd/ was made
please dont say that

i just posted 1
i dont tho not recently
cus now im skinny
so i take full body pics more often

im not more crazy than u
im chill
and also abilify was shit didnt help at all
that was like.. 7 months ago :x

IM NOT PUDGY
AND I DONT LIVE WITH MY BIOLOGICAL MOTHER
FUCKA U BITCH

W-what does that mean

Please feel better ban
I dont want you to die

--
gotta roll be back soon

Nobody wants to talk to nezi?

I sure don't

hi

And you want to put her into that horrible environment knowing that? How selfish

Idk about Scarlet but Ghostieis not pudgy

bye

Are you some kind of fucking retard.

nono i'd hate to eat the hands,
usually it's a mix of snowberries and blueberries

healthy meal always include vegetables in it!

anyway, good night sabrina

soto if u want better pictures ur going to have to take them urself

No, I just met her irl at the last con lol

A lot has changed

ive met her irl, she's not really lol. unless u think anyone who isnt clinically underweight is pudgy, then ur just mad

Wait Scarlets not a tranny?

So does that mean his gender is a liquid/fluid?

Is it possible to drink a gender?

it's colbs so yes

I was on 15mg like 2 years ago along with 3 or 4 other psych meds but now only 150mg zoloft

like a different person

she's not trans because she has gender identity disorder, she's trans because being a ladyboy turns her on

fake trans for boners

I usually despise them but she's kewl

Scotland is lovely

ultra violence is great

this is all fine

I'll mail you some unwashed gym clothes.

Oooh. Well, then make his head explode like a watermelon! prevert

Good night, sweetheart. Happy dreams!

...

It means they want attention

naaah x.x sex and power gotta be separate. I dont wanna be bill clinton

and p ugly

a lot has changed in like the three weeks since she last camwhored

I'm sure

What're you up to today, hon?

Guess we gotta wait till AX
I'll be sure to NTR Erin till he pulls out another tooth

don't link me like that you swine

his gender is male

his presentation is female because it gives him the boners, so we servicingly call him her

I think

You'd be the Monica Lewinsky in that scenario.

Can i be the underage girls on the pedophile plane please tokai

Bye the way, Bill Clinton looks half dead now.

hello

you're rather cute btw

staying home from work until I feel better
I could have sucked it up and gone anyway but I didn't really sleep last night either since I was burning up

*singing in the rain echoes in the distance*

Your standards for pudgy seem a little broad

so does your belly

I just forgot her name..
iunno though I like smooth stuff

no

Poor thing. Are you drinking lots of water? Eating protein?

that'=s not nice

LOL have you seen his wife?

Walked right into that one

i think tranny gender identity politics are shit

here what i want

to look cute an feminine

i dont care if u call me a boy, alpha male, manly man, trap, tranny, etc.

why would i care

i know what i look like, im not dumb. i don't have dysphoria about how i look. i just wanna be a lil more skinnier

also im intersex so i have XXY chromosomes :x i didnt have male puberty

fuck you retard

this isnt true i just tell people that because since i pass and actually look like a girl telling trannies that makes them want to legit kill themselves and its funny :x

im intersex, so idk. i guess im privileged? i mean i do like being a trap, id lie. but i was always feminine and shit so whatever?

why does it MATTER

i told u i cant go to AX cus money issues ;_;

thanks..

It's not the same thing. I suspect he has AIDS.

ur an oppressive piece of shit tokai

Go to your room

Sup party people?

disgusting

just like the doorframe

yeah i saw her 2 months ago

shes not pudgy at all lol

oh... he did rape a lot of women...

♥

oh, right

a polyploid huh

that's cute

genetic lottery jackpot if you really were autogyn.

Good one Sabs!

Ohohoho
Tsundere as always I see

Sounds like irl mommy/daddy issues to me tbh

Sounds to me like you were born defective and are trying to make the best out of it

Just smile more often

no u ♥

drinking water but I've been feeling nauseous so not eating a lot yet

all you cute people make me wish I could go to AX and meet everyone ;~;

t-too bad I'm not cute so it doesn't matter

hi welma ^^

disregard that I suck cocks

turns out she XXY polyploid

S-sorry. I am just an uncontrollable horndog.
And I will blow that madhead clean off.
Trying to do it all without being seen is the challenge.
Did I ask you about the upcoming weekend?

Bill Clinton is a SUPER PREDATOR.

Heya, Nezi. How's it been?

And a rapist.

no

Getting rejected and calling it tsundere is pathetic

i dont know what these special snowflake terms mean

i am kleinfelters, i have XXY chromosomes, and i did not have male puberty because both of my testicles were/are dead

i looked like a fuckin ladyboy before i even started hormones by years

and yeah i do think its hot honestly ngl, girls sexualise themselves ALL THE TIME, it doesnt suddenly become bad when a tranny does it

i dont kNOW how to smile without looking dumb
so i look at the camera with a monotone serial killer face cus it looks cuter ;3

i cant go to AX because of money
i REALLY REALLY wanted to fucking go too ;_;

lol i clicked it thinking it was a link

i like how trump is attacking hillary's family and not her directly. she has supporters supporting her so she cant be hurt

Also I'd pay for your ticket but youd have to be my personal cum dumpster

sick right now but I'm sure I'll be better soon

aww
-hugs-

maybe next year? do you have a job so you can save up money?

h-how big is your cock

a polyploid is a person/living thing with more than two sets of chromosomes, as opposed to diploid.

that's the one I figured it was, you look great for kleinfelters tbh

normally they are ultimate uggos

...

inb4 cancer ridden cock

Do you really want to be making fun of other people's dicks nezi

Ah, yeah, you got me. :3

Better be careful. That kinda posting will get you squished.

I hope you feel better soon. Poor thing.

Send him home in a freezer bag!
I'm working Saturday, but then I'm having a little cookout in the backyard with some friends. Fun fun. You?

no im a neet
but i have income
so yeah ill be able to save up

they're usually uggos because they go through male puberty
which completely fucks them up
both of my testicles died before i was 13 unrelated to any hormone stuff or whatever
so thats why im 5'3 and look like this

Missed this.

Makes sense. ^^

youtube.com/watch?v=MkfTciQ_pS0

Wait until after she officially has the nomination. That's when the real fun will start.

So many scandals. She's a psychopath.

he has a tumor on it

adorable.

they usually have horribly saggy skin everywhere especially the boobies

you are a fine mutant specimen, love yourself

s-soto ill
take up that offer
im not kidding

That's just because I'm clumsy. I'd never actually try to exit a door that hasn't already been widened for me

Damned men always objectifying us with their unrealistic body image

it's just a prank bro

the camera's right there

gonna try to eat some soup in a bit

yay c:

good luck scarlet~

got any other big plans?

-buzz buzz- i hope trump takes the bitch down. im still trying to convince my stupid mom to not vote for her
i really want her to go to prison before the DNC thing....-sighs-

Will she be the Magneto of the eventual mutant uprising?

If i were you i'd carry around some ky jelly to slather me up in those tight spaces

or butter

Butter has the added benefit of being a snack

le xd

Working Saturday into sunday. No rest for the wicked I am afraid. Ooooh! you gonna roast some wieners and burgers?! :) sounds like fun. Remember to get the beers and "kiss the cook" apron

she's be like magneto, except instead of magnet brain, she'll be tiny cock great hips

Nice. Get well soon.

Good chat.

I love squishes.

But I have just myself to choose so I gotta be smooth.

lol

Good thinking. I'll just put a mini cooler on the front of my motorized shopping cart and fill it with butter in case of emergency

what have you been up to today?

...

why the fuck would you keep the butter cool you fucking moron

Keep it in a bag in your pocket

fucking idiot

I was thinking more ideologically but yes that too

11/10

Sticks are easier to manage, and the body heat generated by my copious fat will quickly melt the butter when it's applied

its shit

Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit

chuchu

SD and I went Russian 2ch anime webm hunting yesterday, we found some good shit

...

But then we wouldn't get to watch her get torn apart.

-rubs your tummy- :3

...

rub my belly

...

I took a walk to go retrieve a ring at the restaurant from our first date, then I swooped across town to get rent monies.

Now I'm just waiting for work. 5-close but I think I'm going home early-ish tonight^^

*squishes*
(hard)

We're going to pour gasoline on a goat and set it on fire. Goat roast!

But seriously, you were on the money - weenies and boigahs. I'm too lazy to smoke a rib rack this week. I'll have a beer for you since you'll be busy.

Good. Get well. ♥

i want to see bernie vs trump... i want too watch all these bernie supporters crumble

-rubs your hairy tummy-

...

ya but my boopies are fucking NICE
big handful
i cannot stop groping them myself..

eh its just kinda silly how people on the internet say you're fat unless ur bmi is less than 18
its ridiculous
though maybe its a good step in the right direction to stamp out this fat-pride shit?
eh

im going on a southern cross country road trip in 3 weeks from Virginia to Portland going through the entirety of Dixieland and coming up from Tijuana

gonna see the grand canyon, alamo, el paso, the hoover dam, the WALL

will be funsies!!

my cock is big

*rubs grims hairy tummy*

...

TOO

MUCH

STIMULATION

ehehe that tickles

*wipes grims tummy*

they are fucking gorgeous omg

mine are so little by comparison

not

like

this

Internet's gonna internet

Shame isn't really a bad thing, it can be a good motivator. Some people just take it a bit too far, and others overreact with shit like fat pride

*licks grims tummy clean*

?

??

I don't know what you fucking want from me man

-puts my finger in your belly button and searches for treasure-

...

Have yourself two, please. In my honour. Plus y'all need gotta get cray cray now and then. I would say that I do this because its a good idea. But I am wondering if my craycray is sustain-tain.
BUT
Have some good social time!
WOO!
BBQ!
I think my fam ought to invest in one.
Who knows.
Roast goat! :O
Please. Do you even grill babe?

*waits 'til grim is asleep, then begins stacking random objects on his tummy until he's startled awake and buried in stuff*

i found a dollar

Plenty of fun in-fighting going on in the Democratic Party right now.

#NVDemConvention
#NeverForgetTheBernieShoah

You're so cute.

nice, date went well then? :u

-hugs-

what have you been up to 'brina? c:

you doing well?

that sounds really fun ^^
you going with anyone?

Buckaroo?

ya i have 38C or something
i haven't measured them in 4 months
so that has PROBABLY changed ~!
which means they could be even biggger owo

hi grim nyaa~!

Ha ha time for resets

why do i even fucking bother

I'm 34A ;-;

also gibbe ur facebook

lol there's a lot of in fighting in my school too... the blacks want hillary and the hispanics want crazy bernie

its glorious

i hate living in a liberal city

Yiss! the 2nd one was great and she visited me at work and we're hanging out tomorrow too.

Banzai?

I'll grill you, byeetch.

Work work work. But I'm ok. Keeping busy is better than being bored, right?

...

whats wrong ?!

devlin.love.5
i literally do not use it and refuse to have it on my phone or my computer taking up processing power like the fucking hog it is
dont u fuckin use discord or steam or bloody skype

thaaanks

Scarlet is a girl

just tell him that i have a girlfriend that im p fiercely loyal to in the "fucking transgirls" department

she doesnt care if i get fucked though or anything owo

also we're just going to cuddle and do soft yuri right? normal girls do that all the time

i stopped using steam and just add the people I like most on Facebook and chat on messenger

Glad things are working out

Try it, small fry.

yeah but if I get to do that with you I kinda have to let my fiancé fuck both of us or I won't be allowed.

This makes me happy.

facebook is a fucking resource hog on the computer and on the phone

and keeping it open on the computer lets them look at all the sites u view

which i generally dont have an issue with

but when i look up stuff about kratom and then a day later theres kratom ads on bloody skype

i kinda dont like it i dont

how big is his cock

It's really all surreal.

It turns out my little sister is her boss but had nothing to do with any of it.

...

You didn't know that before? What a coincidence lol

Make a move, microdick.

messenger is a separate app these days, you can use it without Facebook

and p big. circumcised tho, I keep trying to convince him to start stretching his foreskin for me, but he thinks it will hurt

...

...

Squishes and smalls for all!

Microdick? More like... tunnel fanny!

Right?!

UGH I just want to talk about her but I get teased at work about it.

lol

oh for shits sake

That's why you have us

Speaking of work, I'm off to it. See ya in 4 hours

aww he's jelly

yay, I'm happy for you c:

mmhm, I'd rather work all summer than stay home and play video games or whatever

nicks gonna buy you a pizza Sara, and then we will all be lewd together

he is. but I want this. I get what I want.

I'll be home at like 1145 EST. See ya later

he says do you want a pizza in an hour an a half?

Scoot, this is going to work. Your microscopic penis can never pleasure my cavernous vagina.

Well, for now just focus on getting rid of that bug! ♥

...

Thanks, mang. It's weird being happy.

Go do something, nig!

AHAHAHA

Not going to go happen

Most liberals are college kids and have no control over their hormones

you can involve yourself in your community by throwing yourself off and overpass into oncoming traffic

eh?

i-ill try
ive only ever taken two cocks before so im not much of an expert
i really dont like pain
but ill try~

UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

can we do this tomorrow :x

sure, I'll ask

"hey scarlet do u want pizza"

UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

...

LOL

Look I hgave you that picture in confidence! And it isnt small!!!!!!!

If it makes you feel better, I'm not gettin' in either. :P

bad timing

hey are u voting out or in?

How long have you been up?

I'm looking forward to it.

...

both one after the other many times in quick succession

i has to leave im getting too jealous

this hurts my soul

bye

also, not actually voting, but if I was, it would be in.

NO I MEAN THE BREXIT

...

yes yes I know.

yeah nezi i feel ur pain i wish the cute transsexuals would notice me too

;_;

*notices the jealous boys*

wait WHY am i getting a pizza

I THOUGHT I OWED YOU A PIZZA?!

I'm not cute or trans but I notice you loco ^^

uehhh iunno, i even forgot what day it was.

yeah well

i notice you too

♥

I wonder if I could go with my brother...hmmmmmm~ i love causing havoc

Nezi come back

you still do

just I kinda offered you to Nick, and he doesn't know you, and he doesn't wanna feel like a rapist, so for some reason his solution to that is to buy both of us pizza before he lewds is together.

im sorry

i didnt want to hurt anyone.. ;_;

soundcloud.com/tfnasty/yo

its okay they know they're pathetic

the best way to my heart for a man is equal exchange of goods

why are they sad..

Silly. You should probably go rest. -pets your hair- :3

Go for it.

fucking desperate children

you want some, fucking reach out and get it

sociopaths do you guys think that erio is one of you?
I don't but sometimes
I wonder

;~;

you live too far away. post butt.

I think that Bill Clinto has aids as well
That's a good theory you have

whoooo knows

my brother wants to talk to her on the mic... oh god lol
he's planning on going as a hillary supporter

♥ U

erio visits me in my dreams sometimes and tells me to do bad things irl

no.

...

AIDS-ridden rape zombie.

lessthanthree you more

I'M GONNA DO IT ERIN

I'M GONNA FOLLOW MY DREAMS

me tooo

proud of you.

first step always the hardest, gets easy from there.

If you wanna stir the crowd then you should totes go with him.

no no no x.x i dont wanna

he's definitely one of us~

...

Its thats mugen dude

Hoi MaNdy how are you

lmao he's looking at amtrak tickets right now

lol wtf, there is a Tory MP called Mark Reckless, who got too drunk to actually go into the House of Commons and vote

im going to the RNC this year hopefully :3

im so confused though

is it because they like you?

Why not? ^^ -cuddles-

There's speculation that there will be violence.

Hey Bardy. And what about that mugen dude?

it's because they just watched us agree to be lewd together and Nick gets it too and he's not even here and they're all forever alone rejects

lol, jk

well actually it's basically that

it'll be funny if ted shows up

you should go too and let loose~

he is the ferrt in the picture

hi mandy how have you been?

tfw a qt trap comes onto u even tho she has a bf

woa

there are like 5 girls in thread or something

the cis ones don't put out

they all want the trans ones, but never get them

and they just had to sit and watch two of the trans girls get each other, while their precum slowly dried

there is something about you.

All the "girls" here are prudes.

me agreeing to be soto's cumdump for AX probably didnt help either

it might not be
the right time

except for me

Two people got upset. Calm down.

That would just be dumb.

it is time

and yes, prolly that too

if anyone needs me i will be sitting here taking this slander like the little bitch pussy that I am

Also. Loco and nezi dont count as boys.

lol

...

i havent been gettin any of that pussy so clearly......

woa..

mmhh/
iunno x.x
I wanna stay

why?

it was your call to stop playing with me loco.

you were a bad pet, too ballsy, stood up for yourself, and now, no senpai or mistress will have you

is it safe to post now

im perfect

hehe

i pissed off the Tranny Union

and now i am reaping my harvest

It is never safe!

I found one of your Metroid dolls too

This. He had a good thing.

FUCKING ROASTIE PIECE OF SHIT STACY
WHY WONT WOMEN FUCK ME
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
*unsheathes katana*

diggy

w-what

Oh I forgot how good that webm was

...

did you dump his ass when he decided he had testicles too?

...

Aw yeeeeah

-hides- why did you become a girl if you want to fuck girls?

i found it in your belly button

Sillyy~

youtube.com/watch?v=gYsmqaxm17c

It would limit future freedom of action?

What's wrong, Loco?

my belly button is clean and free

lol no one is going to arrest you, dumby

It continues

erin is getting back at me for being a bad internet pet

And now no one respects me.

No. They decided they were "too good" to be a little bitch... and have proceeded to return to said status.
Its pretty cute.

-slips in your button and curls up-

it's like a period but instead of bleeding
it's RAGING TESTOSTERONE BROTHER
OHHH YEAHHHHHH

g2g

bye

stop this

Oh snap
Grats
How long did it take?

like 4 games

you get that I'm gonna fly you over just so I can get that kiss in bed one day right

return flights are like a grand so you better either chip in, or make it super worth my while

dont really care if you don't want too btw

you get that I'm gonna fly you over just so I can get that kiss in bed one day right

return flights are like a grand so you better either chip in, or make it super worth my while

dont really care if you don't want too btw

Definitely something hormonal like that.

Byebye~

I'm not sillyy

Did anyone respect you before?

Not bad.

Just because of the dildo??

And I have been better. Been worse too, I suppose.
How have you been?

I couldn't imagine it
That would be intense

my sister is sucking me into her super-high fashion sense

she convinced me to buy my mom $200 sneakers for her birthday

salt my wounds more why don't you

didnt you just heard what i said

im intersex

and tbh i dont really want to fuck girls, i usually prefer them femdomming me :x

qt girl is coming to visit me in a week and she keeps saying all these lewd things to me ><

w-wait what

are you joking >w

...

grim buy me $200 pizza for my birthday

it's on tuesday

Going to score some wine tonight
Grab a pizza with my nigga
Learning that song ventura highway by America
I have to write out a chordbook for my other nigga but I amslacking on that

Today is payday so I am happy
How have you been doing?

Not bad.

lol no ^^

If I had an extra $200 lying around I probably would, ngl

...

non it's fucking bad
why can't she just get the $120 pair of asics which are better

[shields loco from the e-disrespect with my arms]

what about a $20 pizza

I can do that

also reply to that snap or I'm gonna butcher your name daily for all eternity

Do you need to be tucked in? :3

Then again though, it seems like Loco is intentionally putting himself in the position of seeming like a loser from the point of view of the traps so they can feel like winners by reference. This is all his fetish.

Gomen. It was a legit q.

Remove the tag and lie about the cost jeez

...

WHAT

can i at least stay for more than a night

ive never been to europe before..

I've become a meme.

Goodbye $800 ;~;

I hate rent day.

I replied

I read that different and was confused..
mhhw but its only 21:16..

Hey E how are ya

...

Loco is just "cuck"

no thats fucked up

making me go on a 30 hour flight with 4 transfers just so you can cuddle me for a night and then doing the process over again is probably classified by the war crime tribunal as worse than what Karadziac did to the bosnians..

I heard that loco was a cuck

yeah, obviously, stay as long as you want, just Nick prolly won't let me play with you much so most of it will be a regular vacation

...

→

what does play with mean

id be okay just cuddling ;_;

You said you've been up for a long time. ^^

Thinking lewd thoughts?

He supports Muslims immigrating to Europe so yes he is according to Holla Forums.

You're a joy to talk to always
I am having a better day now
Tell me something else

...

is cuddling and being held really that haram?

sabs

yes

worse than hand holding

truee, im wavy

maybee x.x

only with kuffars

theres nothing wrong with two girls cuddling and holding each other :c

The world is just active nothingness and darkness is all.

Cute~ -nibbles on your neck-

You
fuckING SLUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

now that's just blasphemy

haha Erio you're so funny
Classic
what are you doin in your whacky ass life

...

holy SHIT

HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

grim and i pay $2k a month and we live in a fucking bathroom

DONT FUCKING LIE ABOUT ME

what
literally all the girls in my high school did that with each other
constantly

i wish God would purge all the homos

get to scotland first

isn't your brother a fag

fine you dont live in a bathroom

NYC problems^^

yeah but nicks a really jealous guy.

I just wanna find out if that kiss feels like I think it will. anything else I get is gravy, but we can hang out a bunch if you liek, I mean, you'll be staying in my house, so that happens either way I guess

maybe we get to curl up on the sofa and stuff, idk, depends when my adoring boyfriend snaps and locks me up ^^

i though bc was leaving

yeah but... he has to go too

and car insurance is like $550 a month too...

she came back

i dont understand..

uhm okay
as long as we can hang out
and maybe hug
or if i can hug him
i dont think i could deal with however long id be gone without physical comfort
id break
w-what do you think the kiss is going to feel like.. im confused

hhn
thaanks

god willing it is not

...

dont you want to cuddle erin

That's not Blood chan anymore

erin is kidnapping me !

??????????

thats fucked up

I have no idea why, but in my head it's like the raciest kiss I'm ever gonna have.

like I said I think I have a little crush :/

i dont need it?

ive always been your ikorus

y'know scarlet there's plenty of room under my desk if you want to have a UK vacation but don't want to go to cold stinky scotland and have to take a chastity vow for three months

...

Dont be ridiculous, ikaros was never blood chan and neither are you

hi mg- oh you tricked me....

i did not have a say in this debate
but if i am being kidnapped
then i would like to cuddle someone
erin is very cute so she will do
her bf will do too
i would go mad without physical contact and being so far away from mommy
idk im pretty sure this is still a joke tbh :3

oo
i can see that
im pretty good at that kinda stuff apparently aha :x

are u trying to play politik hue

Doesn't feel very good does it

nah I'm just messing with you what is happening today you loony old bat

I am very cute.

yeah i agree

can you say Stockholm syndrome

how do they breed

I want an Al-Assad shrine too but he has not yet proven his complete worth.
He's gotta win the war or dramatically die for his people first like come on step it up.

I like this one.

nothing much but school was an absolute pain in the ass today

time moves so slowly

they lie to the opposite sex and pretend to be straight for a number of years... then after they have children they come out of the closet

Confidence is a good trait in a woman

I like this one

I look all ginger and freckles ^^

if im going to be kidnapped or a prisoner i might as well enjoy it, i like being cared for so it doesnt really bother me..

How do you feel about Glorious Putin

holy fuck erin is so thin

From a distance it looks like she has a massive tail

LOL

I agree :)

That's what's so cute.

And the hat.

subtle you fucking furry

N-No I didn't mean it
Forget I said anything

still waiting for kyouko hair

im deadass tho

h-hi mommy

...

He fucks up internally but he put Russia back on the map as a global power. I don't trust the guy but he's a nice alternative to other leaders.

when I tie my hair back, I tie it low and leave big bangs out of the bobble.

do it do it do it

erin how big are you

can you hold me?

im 5'3 and petite

To be completely honest nothing in this thread has gotten me even slightly aroused up until these pictures of Erin.

5 foot 8 and 8 stone 8

are you saying scarlet didn't get you aroused?

so yes?? :D

LETS

GO

SEE

A MOVIE

yes. I'm pretty tall and very thin. we will compliment each other.

im afraid of going outside

...

yay

its aiite, you'll be with me

am I cute?

can we see the movie in your place?

post anus and find out

OMG This girl is adorable;akjpdgoahdfpuahp

nah I wanna see one at a nice theater or something

...

oops

I feeeeeel sooooo caaalm

...

...

make a thread and stop doing drugs

yourrrrr place

Hey cutie
how come we never talk before??

YOUR place

-spits out apple juice-

noooo this is better than drugs~

sounds lewd

-smiles- sure you want to do that?

...

aaaa

if feels pretty lewd, yeah... you make thread

welp

Yeah sure.

I'm sorry GROM

...

nyoinked thread

???

just giving you attentions.

Did you bang her yet or what

bard just made one

Maybe tomorrow, actually ;3 She definitely likes me.

hi :)

I thought Id check up on my kitten and see what shes up to