We have the updated patrician list now gentlemen

god fucking dammit. why does this spamming dumbass get quad zeroes?

Where is Rogue One quads? You telling me the Vader fan service wasn't good?

I only decided to do the saga ones, han solo is gonna be such shit too no the vader stuff didnt make the movie anywhere near anything good really

ftfy

fixed it

20 Seconds in photoshop:

(I don't even agree with the list just is fun)

perfect

yes, I clapped

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i cant stop clapping!

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Truth hurts mutt.

let me tell you something about ep. VI.
midget bears
now take that rating one maybe two notches down thank you.

the rest of the film makes up for it tbh.

not ruin, but diminish

still better than 1, 2 n disney

The whole first act with saving Han is ultimately pointless as well. Really the only good stuff is Luke's plotline with confronting the Emperor and Vader, everything else sucks.

tbh yeah i just ran that bit through my head. i've realized that i do not care for jabba's palace, though the fight at the pit of carkoon is nice and gave us a solid track.

improved. thoughts?

It's on par with ep. II. I would even give you ep. I because jar jar binks it's indefensible

that's more like it thanks

worst fucking SW movie

56% nigger detected

It is worse

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bump

bumpi

change II to frowny face and III to the regular smile and i'll agree

can one of you artists make a "doomyoda"

yoda laughing superimposed on the burning tree

Attack of the Clones is much better than The Phantom Menace.

THERE ARE ONLY SIX STAR WARS FILMS, YOU CUMGURGLING CUCKS

It's always a toss up and a lot to weigh. On one hand TPM was actually filmed on film. And thus looks the best out of the prequels.

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give me a torrent

Old shit like that is easier to find in shady stream sites like this:
ok.ru/video/369637132942

I enjoyed this film when I was a kid.

Christmas Special > 2D Clone Wars > III > II > V > I > VI > IV > Ewok Adventure > 3D Clone Wars > VII > Rogue One > VIII
Prove me wrong protip you can't.

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Dark Forces two is better than all of those and you forgot the second ewok movie.

I found a fan edit of the Christmas Special, does this sound like kino?

Star wars Holiday special
00:00 - Started with beginning from a minute in original.
00:11 - Used beginning crawl
00:40 - Blank Screen
00:42- Start with Han and Chewie fighting the empire.
01:42 - Cut out horrible beginning. This whole production seems like someone was handing out free cocaine the whole time.
1:51 Cut out horrible no speech into with the family. Oh man, that was bad.
1:53 Cut out more of the horrible family.
2:05 Cut out the horrible play hologram thing.
2:21 Cut out more of the family arguing.
3:50 Cut out Luke being too nicey wicey.
4:13 Cut out more of the family arguing or whatever they where doing. Oh and the introduction of Art Carney. What the fuck where they thinking? Too much to absorb. Need force to calm the mind. Much calm needed. Yes. Yes.
4;33 Cut out the damn cooking section? Whatever it was
5:33 Inserted used shot of outside Chewies home .
5:53 Removed the Wookies finding a picture and remembering whatever. Oh man this is made for kids younger than 3.
5:49 Cut back to a shot of the wookie waking up.
5:52 Cut to the shot of them watching the dude on tv.
5:57 Zoomed in on the face of the dude on tv to cut out the wookies reaction.
6:04 Reversed shot of outside the wookies house. This was done so it can cut away from the bad bad bad script. The part with the disco song.
6:08 Cut to commercials.
8:09 Cut to part with Leia and C3p0 in the room working away.
9:55 Cut to cartoon.
16:03 Removed wookie kid in room with headphones, Oh man this was bad.

18:22 Back to live action. Made like it is part of the story.
19:09 Cut to commercial. Left it in 4x3 cause of the detail. Such detail it is. The force is with the detail it is. Yes. Yes.
20:10 Re used the shot of the wookie house again.
20:12 Cut to shot of the storm troopers entering the wookie house.
23:12 Removed another video. Oh man, it’s like mtv before mtv.
24:45 Removed the Kid playing in room. Cut to commercials. Glorious commercials.
26:14 Cut back to show with dude with big bad helmet in room looking all bad what with the helmet and all.
26:43 Removed “go clean up your room”. And the parts after. Art Carny and Bea Aurther in the bar. 26:45 Cropped a shot for continuity.
28:37 Cut out Bea Aurther singing. Oh man. I actually watched that.
28:55 Cut out Wookie kid in room.
29:44 Cut out Wookie kid in room
30:07 Cut out awkward fight with Han and storm trooper. Now it’s like the dude just fell or something. haha.
32:32 Removed some lovey dovey wookie bullshit. Yes I did. Yes.
38:21 Removed Leia singing I did. Much needed for story. Yes Yes. Note: did not document the cropping because there are soo many crops. That’s it.

bittorrent.am/download-torrent/13125887/100/Star-Wars-Christmas-Special-fanedit-.html

You know you could probably make attack of the clones work if you edited it with the phantom menace or revenge ofthe sith or something