Song you're listening to

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+ in my ass

I'm in heaven when you kiss me in my ass

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The Chain in my ass.

yay
at least ui is here now.

O thanks

hi

no idea what came over me dude o.o

tired of being poor I guess, wanted to have a nice day.

AT LEAST I DID SOMETHING ABOUT IT

DON'T FORGET TO VOTE TODAY

#TRUMP2016

SAY IT WITH ME!

DONALD
J.
TTTTRRRRUUUUMMMPPP

spam b& pls

I used to steal shit for giggles. Stopped before I could be caught though. Figured it was time to get out of the Woolworths sweet game when I did. SHit was getting intense.
Then Woolworths died.
Felt personally responsible.

Ungrateful fuckers.
After today I dont think I want children anymore.
But when Woolie's tanked. I felt a tear run down my cheek... That was when the credit crunch became real.
Fucking bankers.
Fucking America.
Fucking kill them all.

No wonder I fap to traps and girly boys.

...

Hi, luka.

how was your day?

Myth & Roid in my ass

thanks

you let plebs near your battlestation?

what a fucking pleb

Remember how fucking mad people got that they couldn't buy £100 40-inch LCDs in the closing-down sales
Like they expected anything but useless stuff to be left

Cozy for the most part~
just thinking of things to cook.

The closing down sales... They just felt.... wrong.
Its like kicking down a dead man's house door and nicking his stuff.
WRONG.
IMMORAL.
Best metaphor for Britain.

Why am I listening to Gwen Stefani?

make something with eggs

actually, isnt that a simile.

You have NO DOUBT about her greatness

move closer

was also devastated tbh.

poundland isn't terrible tho.

not protecting your desk with dragon dildos

I am listening to Easy
in Ui's ASS

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VOTE

Hmm... maybe just eggs, since that won't go well with pasta.

She got engaged like today I guess.

i voted yes ♥

eggs and rice?

maybe curry?

or make a cute kitty with ketchup

You are not wrong.
Apparently someone from work told be they saw someone lifting nappies FROM POUNDLAND.
God, fucking chavs these days have no moral compass.
UR IN POUNDLAND. IT COSTS 1 QUID.
Fucking scallies.

I voted no btw

That revolver part in Paper Planes doe.

Son Lux?

i don't have curry.
oh yeah, rice an egger could work too. thanks
yeah rice cooker some rice and cute kitty on top ketch up and eggs.

SOTO

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FUUUUUCK

like this
:3~

Erin is legit a homie.
I would unironically call Erin a "mate" at this point.

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out for the night anyways

bubi guys x

the results are in im going to avatarfag

but as who??

Ni nis.

aww, 2sweet c:

nini scoot ❤️❤️

Literally how?

as yourself.

Rikka

♥

i only have one facial expression though

blackmail

hype

Lets go watch the Angry Birds movie together.

meow~

the cute one

Can someone phone MacMillan, because my last post was fucking cancer.

Realtalk though. MacMillan are an amazing charity. A one close to my heart because... reasons

or if u wan more ketchup >=3~

no i want to see ghostbusters

then we can stay in and put on fox and watch the lethal weapon tv show and the exorcist tv show and the rocky horror picture show remake television movie scootaloo

that's what i want to do with my free time.

Same by the way.

Kenny is cute. I'd say Kenny. And stick to it.

Well, off to bed, g'night everyone !

have u made one before?

I had cancer.

noo, but it would be rly easy. I don't like ketchup on my eggs

Loco wants to netflix and chill

NO SUBTLE

WHY DO YOU JUST HAVE TO GO AND RUIN MY DAY LIKE THAT?

It's like absurdist fiction

I could make a joke here. But I won't. Because cancer is srs bznz

Why is getting fired at so hot

I love ArmA 3

I don't know but I'M UPSET

Get fucking destroyed

SOMEONE MAKE THE OBVIOUS GAY JOKE AT TOKAI
I AM TOO BORED BY THIS SHITTY BAIT

nostalgia boners all day for me

alright~
brb cooking & lurking :)

Why is getting fired at with hot sticky cum bullets so hot

I love cock 3

I had a benign tumor that might've been cancerous at one point

Lemme shoot you irl
I heard you're into that

At least we can be salty together

Fuck tennis

lmao dutch translation is great tbh

So you went and bought it in the end?
I don't know about you, but I'd rather be the one to shoot.

I mean like it's not like Bernie Sanders made anime real and then those 2 conflicted because 3D
I'm just having a hard time finding a reason why.

was it the penis tumor

Who has had a NDE(near death experience)?

EEES NAHT A TUMUR

hnnggg

It was so worth it
so so much

...

I nearly kicked the bucket twice

Ive nearly been run over 3 times.

...

Tell me about it

U

;~;

One of the Williams sisters can fuck me any day though

Obama thanked Japan for anime and manga, no one else will ever come close to that
Yeah, I also have no idea

I broke my foot once

Yes

Right here

Did I not tell you about the time I got my head cut?

i almost died a few times as a kid but it was more like

OH GOD OH FUCK IT HURTS SO MUCH SO MUCH BLOOD/OH FUCK I CAN'T BREATHE I CAN"T FUCKING BREATHE SOMEONE HELP ME

none of that hippy bullshit

Also, there was this one time, at band camp, I went to get on a flight 180 and like... didnt....

Nope

I mean just theiteral meaning

That was sad....

I almost had a heart ttack when I OD'd a few weeks ago.

I got ran off into a ditch by a semi truck.

I fell of my skatebor at the skatepark and rolled my hand all the way back to my wrist and my helmet flew off.

I flew over my bmx bikes handle bars when it was raining and cracked my head open, blood gushing down my whole body I rode home and no cars stopped to help me.

Because I'm dumb with alcohol.

I didn't like those new helicopter controls on it though.

For real though?
That's hilarious.
I only heard that he won't apologize for Hiroshima.
Tennis black magic or something.

Oh, I only know "Easy" from Son Lux.

I as pretty near death once when I was about 15 and ingested magnets but that was it

what was yyour experience like?

Everyone tell me about theirs

For me once was collapsing from blood loss
Other one was from an ear infection that nearly hit my brain

THAT'S WHY I'M EASY
I'M EASY LIKE
SUNDAY MOOOORNING

Also that one easy song from porter robinson also

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I got hit in the head with a chainsaw.

I fell off my bicycle once.

Tracer with the hardcore shit as usual

But the way the AI works.
Its finally not shit, its tacticool and super hard.
Explosions feel real, proper ptsd.
aand sooo muuuch mooods

Journey from Mariabronn in my ass

I hope they brought supplies

Oh

I had a one of those 1.5l beer bottles explode in front of me and a piece went straight into my leg

The nearest hospital was a half hour away so like. blood on the floor. blood in the car. etc. The anaesthetics were the painful part.

Then another time I got stuck under a plastic portable pier thing at a lake. I couldn't breathe and panicked. it eventually just went over me so I was fine.

Also the million occasions ive nearly drowned.

How deep was the gash?

Fucking brutal

I can only start to imagine the panic

i tried to hang myself on a doorknob and passed out for a few hours and woke up with the noose around my neck

i dont remember anything inbetween but ive been extremely convinced to mildly convinced that i actually succeeded that day and that... well... i dont know. any leap of faith past that one is dumb

even that one is dumb. even if i did die, i am still not dead..? so whatever

When was this?

After typing those out I feel my little 10 year old head may have exaggerated how much danger I was in when memorising the situations

I apologise to anyone who has actually come very close to dying.

on my 11th birthday I went ice skating and got tripped and kid landed on top of my leg and the ice skate went about an inch and a half deep into my thigh right above the knee

Aren't they black though?
You into that purple cabbage, Subtle?
I've only done a few black chicks irl, plenty of latinas, some white chicks, and no asians

Why can't I find a cute jap duck irl so I can nakadashi in her?
Feels bad man

LMAO

watch your clever mouth boy

i am god in this domain

...

Drank a few beers, moved onto raw vodka and I was coughing real bad already and thought it would be a good time to take some codeine based cough medicine.
Passed out instantly, jolly good times.
Also a few smaller things including one like yours with infections.

Oh yeah, I forgot that it was titled Easy too.

He did it!
The absolute madman!

I don't remember.

Like 13 or so years ago.

My Jeep spun out on a busy freeway when the brakes locked up going like 75

If I hadn't handled it as well as I did, my roommate and I would have been T-boned by a semi at freeway speed

FILL OUT YOUR BALLOT YOU BIGOT...

WE NEED TO GO

It did not get past my skull though

How were you losing bloood and wat did you do about it?

Once I was chewing magnets and thought nothing about it
I had just rente Mafia 2 because it had just came out and I was munching out on a bag of cookies and some milk that was around but the milk was spoiled

about 2 hours after ingestion of magnets I started getting really sick to my stomach so sick I didnt want to stay up so I went to sleep
When I woke up I was in way more pain so for the rest of that day I just laid down didnt even get to play mafia just laid in bed
next day I was in more pain and it went on for about a week when I was passing out and vomiiting up black
I decided to run a bath and I just laid in there until i started to get all wrinkly and then i said i better get out so I got out, puked all over in the living room, passed out in it, and when I woke up my mom had finally gotten back [she was out drinking for a few days] I finally got to go to the hospital. They Shot Me up with Dilatin straight to the vains and were going to operate because they thought it was appendicitis

Lucky for me the operator wasn't in so they sent me to the university of iowa
took another week to find out what it was because idk
I just didnt associate it with the magnets and I thought I would get in trouble becasuee they were from my brothers mmagnetix toys and I wasnt supposed to chew on things
They were going to run an MRE I think so they asked if I had anything metal and I was like
lol
magnets
So They prepped me for surgery for two more days, made a 1 inch incision on the sie of my tummy that didnt work, made a 6.5 inch incision under my bellybutton and I spent the rest of the next month and a half recovering

what about u ?>

what about you

alison and i are going to meet cyba and maddie

ill drop it off on the way there

WOAH

God damn, pretty heavy.
I legit once tried to stab myself through the heart with a katana.
I am serious. #weeblife

take mine too then

Oh yeah, also 3 times in a land rover defender that went 720 and into the ditch in military.

This one time, me and my gang were hanging around... and some austrian madman went insania... eventually we got a harrier jumpjet but this austrian madman shot me while i was attached to a stinger and was like "ur fired"

crazy

That son lux song was sad : (

dID YOU EVER Go to war?

my worst near death experience though was talking to grim on skype

eh
its okay
im happy
thats what matters no?
i dont think its that heavy
im just a schizo
teehee~

deal

Yeah but I got nothing against no one of any race

Did it work
I hear you have to go fopr the soft tummy fleesh
then cut your way to the heart

I like it, but then again I'm biased towards melancholic songs.

Nah, there's none we're involved in if we don't count active duty, which is practically peacekeeping operations.

I don't remember which one maddie was.

pics or it didnt happen

tokai that isn't how you seppuku

what a disgrace to your jap ancestors

At least we got to do some sick high speed 360 spins

Once, I was driving on a bridge in an SUV standing out of the sun roof and had my crazy Austrian husband/secret agent screaming "DA BRIDGE IS OUT!" at me

True, gotta have all the fun.
Suicide attempt is pretty enlightening tbh

nah I made like one cut and then stopped.
didn't even last long.

I WAS 15 OKAY

I used to have a friend named Gingy who laTER BECAME a piece of shit junky meth head but when he was young and on some less crazy things him, my best friend now, my old nigga ty and one more dude i dont really know broke into the local bike shop and gingy got a big ass sliverr gash up through hi calf and gingy and my old nnigga got in alot of trouble cause they had to hospital over it

my best friend got off
Scott free though
lucky lucky
he was just the lookout though tbh

Intestinal ulcer

I passed out
Woke up in hospital and then got diagnosed by gi doc
Had the thing for a couple of years and it was only killing me

how big was the cut

The lesson is kids, never ride on a land rover defender.
Especially if it has FRDF/FDF markings on it.

Who knew god was a otokonoko

Joon shoulda blasted Eurobeat while you were trying to not die
Shit woulda be cash

Sounds like youre a desperate virgin

oh, lol

when I was like five I tied a zip tie around my neck

Slowly*

I was 14 or 15

How long were you in the service?

that is how you ROLL AN S U V

Thats fuucking insane bro
how did you find out you had it??

Oh, please don’t let me die

Waiting for your touch

No, don’t give up on life

This endless dead end

jaja
That was a pretty quick mistake to find huh

iunno like slightly larger than the point of the sword.

9 months, enough for a lot to happen.
Also still kind of in service, just reserves.
RIP being a civilian.

I kinda have a secret hardon for engrish in anime op/eds

Tests
I thought I was just losing weight from diet

But then I got jaundice and my appetite died
Got winded after going up a flight of stairs
Shit was srs

B12 injections, super rich diet, and an anti acid anti biotic regimen brought me back

can't convict niggas for stealing bikes in this day and age

and yeah. iirc i did it up so it was tight but not suffocating and then when i went to undo i found out it didn't go that way. so i was like

dad

cut this fucking thing off my neck for me please.

That was the most badass moment I had in my life so far, it kinda deserves a soundtrack tbh

Naw, you roll an SUV by taking sharp turns at high speeds

I just had faulty breaks that locked up and made my Jeep skid

red text

I mean, I suppose I could have rolled it if I had tried to keep turning in one direction while skidding. I was focused more on avoiding turning too much tho

Fucking crazy auystrians man... this one time... a crazy austrian asked me what killed the dinosaurs...

lol

HAI

HAI

HAI

HAI

HAI

HAI HAI HAI

The fuck is up everyone?

my dick

That's pretty hardcore dude

How long do you plan to serve for?

What does it feel like to be jaundiced and
isn't b12 illegal?

Lmao dude those zip ties aint nothing to fuck with
When I was younger I found a really cool Bearing Ring and I was like
this is a dope ass ring
so I put it on my finger and it wouldn't come off for like 5 horus and i ended up having to go to my friends to borrow his wire cutters

is like
OH SHIT
NO BREAKS
HARD LEFT

They named a pixar movie after my dick.

UP.

You should have just answered him, it was clearly ARNOLD

also the most autistic thing I've ever done.

just lost my jennies.

smoking dope

What about the stash

I'm so bored

I'm in reserves until I'm around 50-60, there is no way out unless I'm paralyzed or die early or get a terminal disease of whatever kind.

B12 is in like every energy drink I think

That makes 2 of us

Nah, I had brakes. They locked tho, so I essentially slammed on the brakes at freeway speeds and couldn't let off of them

No.
It's a required nutrient.

Bro are you fucking serious

hwo much do you get paid for that kind of servitutde

I can fix that

Very weak. No energy.

No, it's a supplement.

wouldn't you want your breaks to activate and not stop though
you were just like sliding forward right s
you came to a stop before you wennt out right??

Do it

what stash?

WHAT killed the dinosaurs? ARNOLD killed the dinosaurs! A HA HA HA HA

Just sorta realized the I have sorta hooked up with an asian before

But it was a trap not actually a girl

Kinda fucking ironic
and cringey

the moustache.

...

The guy that goes to cons?

...

Reserve is no pay at all, unless I'm going to arranged rehearsals which pay a bit more than the average joe's job per hour if I recall right.
The thing is, I'm living a civilian life whilst just being tagged as military personnel by whatever legal documents.
That being said if I go get a new passport it will be a military passport and that can cause some funny stuff around airports.

Nah, you misunderstand the situation

My brakes weren't responding when I saw that traffic had stopped and tried to brake regularly, so I slammed all the way down on them in panic which caused them to lock since they were worn down to the metal

When you slam on your brakes going that fast, your tires lose traction and you begin to slide. Since I was coming around a slight bend, I started to slide and spin

i slam
you slam
we all slam

for islam

...

Time to slam now.

What would entertain you

SPACE JAM

I think that counts way less than this

My dad met bill clinton once.

...

oh okie that maekese sense
I don't drive so idk any of this

That's pretty mad spooky

Wat is a military passport for?

Also dude how did they get your soul for that price
thats your ENTIRE LIFE
what if your ocuntry goes to war with the entire world

You're the one who said you could entertain me.

He's not passable or trans!

Just a normal looking passport with some additional information, but it's all fine as long as I declare that I'm there for a vacation and not invading their country.

You know that thing in movies where people kiss the ground when they get out of a life threatening situation? I wanted to do that after this happened

...

That nigga is super passable

I was the first person to talk to him, I asked for his picture at a con and thought he was a girl

I can do anything
I might just
not noo how too...

Bite my shiny metal ass, shitlord..

Oh
I guess I haven't seen enough pics

Yeah
Every year we'd meet up at a con he's look more like a girl so I got drunk one year and was like "Fuck it"

But he is a guy

...

Lies. Slander.

Silly
if you were an invading a country
why would you need a passport :P

Whoaaa

Quick do something.

lol dude
did you smash

Seeing him irl in full cosplay mode is kinda freaky

I did a shot
you want one

I bet subtle watches Geordie SHore like a fucking savage.

Also Soto

You're fucking welcome for me basically introducing Matthew to you

i did my civic duty

researched all of the dumb candidates to make informed votes

some of their platforms were directly things trump stands for which i thought was pretty funny ~

The undecidedly worst is hillary isnt it

I would but I drank everything I had like a few days ago.

I forgot, goddammit.

Well, more of a joke there.

well yeah

duh

LUKA

I don't
Nor TOWIE
Used to watch EastEnders..

What do you drink :3

...

Hug me.

D-do you...
do you want to drink my pee onii chan

Gaz from Geordie Shore was on my train today. Hence the reference.

Really gay things take taste like fruit.

...

This dude is my favorite hedgehog on earth

drink this

...

XDXDXDXDXDxdXDecks deeXD

You know you'd smash too
Also he's a huge fucking weeb so it's pretty easy talking to him, he just tends to be a little /r9k/ a bit
I cheered him up last year since some chick rejected him and he was all depressed so I took him to my hotel with the tomodachiis and he got so fucked up

So lulz

[REDACTED]

Nigga when was this anyways?
AX '12 or '13?

I remember I was kinda shy when I first met him but then I found out he's a huge weeaboo piece of shit so I got pretty comfortable with him

It was a really conflicting feeling cause I didn't know if I should talk to him like a bro and treat him like my friends or treat him like a girl/flirt a bit

I did the typical test the waters with light teasing which led to some bullying but I guess he didnt mind

...

SD!!!!!1 HOW DOYOU KNOW THESE

tbh Tomoko is fuckable as hell

I dont mean no offense lmao
but uh
you put a bag over his head right
or at least hit it from the back lmao

oh yah? :3 Good I dont like h arder stuff anyways
u-unless it's your hard DICK

...

...

It was the first AX I went to, I think

Which reminds me, should I even buy my ticket for AX 2016? I don't have a hotel or anything..

Just how drunk are you right now anyways?

Fucking same tbh

same tbh

Doesnt tomoko belong in the trash

i unno
Like a 6
Put away 1L so far
I havent started to smoking and I can't get like
Don't get me wrong
I can get drunk as fuck
but I can't get off unless I smoke and get crunk af

I'mma kill the rest of my bottle or like leave 1/3rd and get to vaping

probably :^)

ah shit nigga no more filter

...

Well, I used to watch those when I was younger, same thing with multiple German police shows.
Kind of because our TV is 50% Finnish stuff and the other 50% is British/German/'Murican

GreenGrass was a fucking stingy legend

you're mom is a legend

You can't get off unless you drink and smoke?

Doesn't that get in the way?

It is okay because it helps me sleep so I don't mind too much :3
what are you doing today senpai sama

He was the true MVP, too bad they put that old hag in his place.

suffering

Right now I'm doing a solid nothing but I hope something happens later in the day or else i'm gonna be super bored today.

Nonetheless very enjoyable show, still not quite sure if I saw all the episodes, most likely most of them though.

Who here
#ticklish

You're a lazy boy
lazy lazy boy
but lazy days really are a blessing

What are some things that you are interested in?
I know you are one of those GGAY
moba fans
but what else do you like

Help, I'm bored from doing nothing all day.

Maybe you would be less bored doing claire all day

Text me.

You're probably not wrong, but that's besides the point.

Sleep is always a great alternative.
It's why I nap so much.

I'm not just a gay moba fan I'm the KING gay moba fan.

I don't really play a lot of other games but I really like overwatch and i'm waiting for that to come out.

I pretty much just work and post most of the time.

I guess I can surf a little though

I literally got up an hour ago.

No
It would make it hard for him to suck my dick that way

Do it and figure that out later

I am trying to figure out how all day and 1 hour add up.

ahaha how are you doingtoday Lurker

tfw talking to friend who supports Green Party

tfw i agree with a lot of the points but then it spirals into FEMINISM GLOBAL WARMING CARBON TAX AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

is there no such thing as a non-retarded socialist anymore?

Well, she slept all day, so I guess that counts as nothing.

But I don't know how you get bored whilst asleep.

me

All day asleep. So nothing. I even went to bed earlier than normal.

I'm bored and don't want to do anything. This is a problem, help.

Nope, there isn't as far as I know.

Sleeping is still doing something by my standards, but if we're talking about productivity, then it's a clear no.
True that one though.

Ian should I buy this for my new car?

Also not sure if you saw that pos I bought

Its super comfy tho

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AAAAH THIS NIGGA

Still, for work you just swim and lifeguard huh
you're probably in pretty fit shape i bet
You are in
Florida i feel right?
or cali? I forget
do you surf often>
That shit sounds fun as hell

but you're a multiculturalist

well there is
its called
national socialist
:)

exactly

None existed to begin with.

Yes, a million times yes.

Do you dance?
I feel like dancing

Put on your favorite track and just dance a little lol

You into reading?
A book is a portal into a nother world

what about your favorite game?
You have all the time in the world menma
Spending it being bored
I mean
maybe that is something to do even in itself

Waking up bored is the worst feeling ever. It's feels like 'why even bother with this?'

Heil.

Well, do you have anything to do today?
If not, then just vidya/movies/shows and that's pretty much all I got.

Its the truth tho

Mahou shoujo real nigga shit lmao

tfw going to downtown portland
tfw i dont even want to leave the house
tfw taking vicodin before i go
wewwwwwww

...

I live in California

I pretty much only surf with my dad but all I think about are sharks the whole time.

I'm not much of a dancer, but I read more books in a week than most tend to in a few months, or half a year, depending if 'murrica.

I play a lot of wow, but eh.
Maybe I'll find an animu to watch.

Thanks.

You sound fun.

As per usual I should read for class, but I never do it seems.

What a LOSER

Have fun.

I just go back to sleep at that point. If I'm having a real bad day I can sleep for 16 hours

tfw you blog too much
tfw you dont even post selfies or other pics of yourself
tfw you don't even have ASPD

time for sleep

gimme ni ni

neenee

It's been 16 hours. I can't sleep anymore, I just stare at the ceiling. I wrote for an hour or so and got up for lack of anything else to do.

No problemo, it's always the same unholy trinity.

This, so much this.

Sleep well Scoots.

Night.

Fuck kinda wanna buy this, not even gonna lie

amazon.com/Initial-Racing-Drift-Ae86-Automotive/dp/B00REN1GR2

How are you still awake

I just woke up.

oh, so did I. odd

do i?
why

ill try

i dont post them cus nobody asks and that'd be attention whoring
blogging is fine imo
i dont know. a doctor told me i did.
they've told me a lot of things though
i don't really know..

Drank so much hoochy that my eyes began to blurry
they say I fell into the wall

hi

League?

This lacks the hilarious cringe effect of being a magical girl.

Aw shit, that some booboolaboosh?

Don't encourage it

Hey boy, don't you lie on the track-a-lacka

Why don't you follow my lead and avatarfag as your irl self

I don't know. Relatable maybe, I've been like that the past year and a half.

Maybe actually. I'm pretty shit so it's always comical anyway.

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why not?

im not emotive enough

yuh man
whats good test

never heard that one mate

i remember this trip

Oops, meant for

Hi

Nini™

Using the pics I gave you I see.

I can't feel anything right now and I'm super calm. Terribly bored too, someone fix that.

tfw scarlet isnt emotive enough

Not much, I've got a pizza coming my way here and I'm looking for some way to entertain myself. Might need to unplug from here tonight, watch some movies or play games or something.

1v1 me

You're on

At least I'm not the only one having that kind of day.

it's a usual side effect from rage

Live a little you faggot

minami

You think so?

That or some extreme emotion I'm assuming. Mine is from rage however.

Beat 'em with stick!

Not really the case, but why do you think so?

I'm not a irl gamur gurl, I don't really play that much. I'd rather just play some Elder Scrolls or emulate a JRPG or something, but some people in these parts have tried to get me into league recently, so I guess I'm one of the bad kids now.

Also what were you raging at?

Call it woman's intuition, it's just how I feel after being angry. I was playing sleeping dogs DE last night (it's like gta but in hong kong) and I just went on a mass murder spree. I got so absorbed into it I started smiling and imagining myself doing this irl. Then I brought myself back to reality and calmed down.

oh
hm

I WANT FAYGO
GIMMIE
GRRR

i do live a little
i have a very lively life
however
my face is always the same expression in pictures
grr

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Send yo mom straight out to the store
tell that bitch to bring home a faygo

someone and something in my life atm

mobas are just a waste of time honestly mate
in the end they just get boring and tedious
until theyre just a chore to play

League has been boring me lately.
I wish overwatch was out already.

i go out
talk to people
leave the house
go to events
travel
have sex with people
probably as much as you do
and probably more than
anyone here
too bad im just a faux-extrovert and actually very introverted :- )

we dont have it in oregon
in michigan we had it
cus we made it there
:)
ill still ask mommy for it tho

Beta's not out anymore?

haha
you're such a jokester

It ended.

Free kisses

come and get em

Well shit.

They don't carry it anywhere nearby but a few towns over and cedar rapids and iowa city have it at hella low prices

Why are we still one of the most active boards on this shit site?

Same. I'll 1v1 on anything though.

also i know that this sounds like bragging
but its really not
its actually the opposite
i dont like fast-paced extroverted living
reee
thats why ive just been cooped up in my room

ya faygo is good

Fuck I want overwatch already.

Heck

Get with the times old man. that ended a while ago.

Way to take my image for Lexi nigger

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Play team fortress 2. Its the same fucking game

Neither's the full game, so we're both out of the loop.

this motherfucker

*Its the same fucking game with like a quarter of the cool shit

overwatch is so much more simplistic and skill independent honestly

wait

tracer isn't that old

he's not even 30

THIS NIGGA
RIGHT HERE
SAYING IT
LIKE IT IS
tf2>some shitty first person moba based on shitty graphically generated butts

tf2 is shit though

Test, this was the sort of music I listened to as I murdered countless civilians.

HOLY SHIT MY PIZZA STILL ISN'T HERE

I was putting down TF2, not Overwatch.

Silly Bard.

You sound like me rn
Only me being extroverted isnt really fake, it just gets exhausting after a while and some alone time to watch anime/fap etc

this

He's right ya know

Its a dumbed down tf2
As if it could get anymore dumbed down
No wonder Luka says its so good

in sleeping dogs you can grab people and throw them into the trunk of any car

I drove those cars into the bay and watched as they drowned

luka liking something is the telltale sign that its shit/for retards

oh
caught up in the blizzard

K

I'd listen to something like this.

...

sounds like I should stream the murdering with that in the background

You two kiss

Here was my beta experience

3 games. 3 MVPs. Shit was easy and boring

Hint hint, overwatch is too

Hardcore

.///. lewd

I feel old though.

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bard x nezi OTP?

that's some pretty gross taste you have there lexi

why

Okay Soto I did it

My back hurts, I don't like kids on my lawn, technology is getting confusing and scary.

To amuse my boredom.
sorry

...

I almost forgot how expensive AX is

Happens every year

I bet murder actually sucks dick at overwatch just like he sucks dick at league.

I would but I was actually born with a defect that
made me have no lips

This is a problem.

see a doctor, and put landmines in your lawn.
technology should always be scary m8, just learn to use it.

Didn't you ask me to 1v1 you? 1v1 me bitch

What countries have you been to?

Soldier 76 ok! Bully...

I was decent at League. I was gold while getting banned a lot which drops your rank. I could have been plat ez pz

No, illegal, stubborn.

I'm sorry but gold is bad.

...

You're fired.

Now to work and save up money for the actual event lmao

i dont want to live anymore

Its average. Literally above average, but I will say average to be conservative. I never even played league seriously. SC2 is the only game I seriously played. Well that and CS:S for a much shorter period. I was even semi pro in SC2

can we do this?

WHy is this song popping up in my head today?

baka, baka, baka

feels nice
beinng the only h hetero here

you're not hetero

Oh it's on now.

I am not allowed to play them though...

That's what I've been told.

Cheer up, emo kid

You know I played league with you right?

I've seen you play before.

You did stupid stuff and got yourself killed but always raged and made an excuse about how it wasn't your fault.

I don't think i'm missing anything here.

Its the reason why you're to retarded to hold one account.

Gold is better than average, Murder is right.. G5 is top ~20%

yeah you're right
I have never had sex

I know the numbers on the percentages.

Okayyy

What? I had like 10 accounts. They are all currently perma banned

Apparently not

Pick a game, any game. You'll lose so hard.

Tell me something interesting so we can discuss something interesting.

duh

Like 80% or so of league players are bad in my eyes.

Even Diamond 5 is hit or miss with people.

I have some VERY bad friends in D5 but I guess by this places standards they're gods.

Exactly? ? ? ? ? ? ?

YOU SHOULD BE SURPISED
WHY IS THIS NOT MORE SURPRISING

because it's you

w-what's that mean

Hi
?

sorry busy finished organizing anime folders for this year.

Something interesting.

ur g@y

SHE GAVE YOU A FLOWER, THE ONE THAT GOD GAVE HER
YOU ALL UP IN DA KOOL-AID BUT YOU DO NOT KNOW THE FLAVA

...

I think I have some pretty high standards too ^^'

it's pouring rain

I like the rain

I wish it would rain more here

this state is garbo

Oh your bad grammar actually confused me there. I think I get what you are trying to say now.

I am always right. And Subtle, tell everyone in thread that I am, in fact, the best teammate you can wish for!

no I haven't
ever had sex

everyone start yelling

*hugs welcomingly*

...

I bet

Neat

just makes you wanna scream don't it

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

T-Totally the best teammate anyone could wish for..!

Not really.

Florida is fine Nezi. Desu tells me its great there. He also tells me you are a lonely and creepy piece of shit which is why he didn't want to meet up with you.

I believe Desu

Im barely watching Konosuba rn

I don't have the patience nor the temperament to actually have a great discussion.

just not right now

Get to the succubus brothel episode already

Then why try to engage one.

You played with me and Desu! I was great, right?

did Desu and nezi meet up irl
did nezi fuck desu irl
that means they both have aids

jesus christ murder

I did earlier but it quickly gave out.

For the best.

?

No, they were going to but Nezi got really creepy and kept asking to see Desu's dick. It weirded even Desu out if you can fathom that

...

Mhm.

I can't even remember.. probably did better than me at least

...

why you gotta be so mean

how do you weird out desu

in defense though
why would desu not show dick
desu is a whore and they were prolly gonna fuck anyway : x is desu
just a TEASE??????

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