Confess

She looks qt with long hair.

Would you fuck off for good?
Nobody buys it.

Stop talking to yourself.

She's beautiful, you faggot. It's actually a major victory that (((they))) chose a white woman to be the protagonist of this century's most publicized film trilogy.

i named my son luke after star wars. i completely regret my decision

Blade Runner 2049 is the first film I've seen in a cinema in like 6-8 years and it's probably the last one unless kikewood doesn't collapse. My only regret is that I didn't see it more times on the big screen.

I can't get a chicken dinner in PUBG.

yeah yeah go blow it out your ass, I knew it was you.

I don't mind the new Soy Wars, I just hate the politics around them.

The politics hate you too.

tranny fag lol

I went to see it three times, sadly I don't live in a city with IMAX or I would have tried to go more.

I don't give two fucks that new SW is shit.
I though even original trilogy was mediocre at best, and everything after was complete garbage.

My gf is cheating on me and I would love seing her fuck my best friend

cuck

Cucking is when another man fucks your wife without your knowing. If you are the one to organize your wife being fucked by another man, it is not cuckoldry.

and proud =^_^=

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Do your organise it yourself?

Yes, cuckoldry is a male-dominated fetish. It's almost never the wife's idea to fuck another man and because of that the fetish can end relationships.

No that literally is cuckoldry, the first thing you said isn't cuckoldry at all, it's being deceived. You have to be a cuck willingly, just as you have to willingly sell your countrymen out to be a political cuck.
Stop trying to "get it" you sorry leftist fuck, just die in a ditch.

The amateur cuck vids on pornhub where the girl ends up crying afterword are particularly kekworthy.

I'm a paid shill.

I have to look up the plot on wikipedia for half the movies I watch. I'm literally too stupid to follow the story. I try watching foreign movies but it's literally impossible to follow along.

Too much internet has killed your attention span. I know, because I'm the same way. I'm like a kid just watching pretty colors at certain times.

Pornography and taking it too serious can do strange things indeed.

Jesus Christ was right and did nothing wrong tbh.

t. organized cuck

my gf

Nice revisionism, nazi soyboy.

reverse image turns up twitter thotbots, lol

Have you tongue-bathed her anus today? If not, I'd like to volunteer.

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I enjoyed The Last Jedi. It wasn't a good movie, but I was entertained while watching it.

Also I masturbate way too much.

t. has never touched a woman

No movie has ever been worth paying to see

Go on nofap

Gross.

Most women expect you to eat their ass. If you don't, don't be surprised when you get cucked.

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t. virgin

You must be in your 40s. Young women want their ass eaten.

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Zack Snyder is actionkino.

Dawn of the Dead and Sucker Punch are enjoyable.

Nah, that's the pussy all you whitebois get. Whitebois have to share a pussy until it falls apart. Black men get the Elsa Jean queens, the never been opened pussy.

I honestly do not know the first thing about, or even give a fuck about politics, but I can guarantee you I am one of the biggest political shitposters on the board and go out of my way to make b8worthy political shitposts whenever a politisperg shows up and tries to kvetch about something.

I just through up in my mouth.

redditpol was below Holla Forums for a significant amount of time actually.
It was only when the tranny started openly recruiting on reddit and using bots that redditpol gained more users.
Before this they were battling /furry/ for ~6th - 8th place.

fuck I've been doing some drugs lately that have caused pretty bad constipation. I fear the hemmorhoids. Haven't gotten them yet. Anyone have experience with them? How long do they take to form? I'm still in my 20s and not overweight.

Opiates?

I wanted to be an Ewok when I was a kid. My Dad took me to the drive in to see Return of the Jedi with a huge brown paper grocery bag full of popcorn. I loved the Ewoks so much. I cried when they died.

I got the Ewok village play set for Christmas that year.

yee

I never took them long enough to get seriously constipated, so I don't know. I will binge when I get a hold of pills and then go long periods before I get them again. Maybe take a laxative?

Ewoks r cool. M8, cute and badass. And the nightime Ewok celebration/party scene.

👌 kino

If ya gonna be degenerate. Just smoke weed dude. Or do heroin. Pills are way too overpriced and expensive.

Drink coffee and lemon tea, eat bran-based products like bran flakes or bran muffins, if it's really bad try laxatives.

I've been drinking a shit ton of coffee. It stimulates the bowels just enough to where I shit every other day. But it's like a plug popping after too much pressure. the first log is hard as shit but once I pass it the floodgates open and a river of molten shit fills the toilet. Very satisfying I must admit, but I still fear the hemorrhoids.

I don't know how long they take to form but I've had them before and they're not extremely painful UUUU, but they do hurt enough to make wiping your ass an ordeal.
Improve your diet and stop doing weird drugs. If that doesn't help then you might want to see a doctor.

I would do heroin but I have no social contacts whatsoever and usually just do family members' pills.

never change poe.. never change.

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Yes, pretty much this.

They do notice, they just enjoy someone paying attention to them once in a while

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this board sucks dick. Most reddit board on Holla Forums by far. The only good thing that ever came from Holla Forums was baneposting.

Nolan >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Holla Forums

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Despite Holla Forums nazis and poleddit communists having an active residence here I would probabyl accuse Holla Forums or Holla Forums of being more reddit than Holla Forums tbh.
Holla Forums has active shills that are openly supported by their vols, and Holla Forums is full of the kind of humorless progressive cuck that drove us to this site in the first place.

Bane?

that's right, you can't even name one equilivant reddit board for Holla Forums, thus proving its literally the least Reddit board in existance, that's a fact.

r/movies

there's no large discussion about r/movies like there are for all the other boards and no shilling done for either, so no.

I saw Possession but I don't see what the deal? The girl was hot and ugly depending on the scene.

Does r/movies consist of the same mix of shitposting that Holla Forums does?
Even before reddit was even a major player Holla Forums was full on shitposter tier.
Also, like says this board as a whole has never gone out of its way to recruit redditors.
Sometimes I really fucking hate you people, but I always look around and thank the stars that Holla Forums is the least cucked board on the site.
At least here I can actually find some honest opinions and discussions among the shitposts. On other boards if you don't adhere to a specific set of guidelines then your thread or discussion will be deleted and you might wind up with a ban.

I mean for fucks sake dude every time i check the catalog at least half of the threads are about Soy Wars™ or the latest capeshit. Not to mention the waifufag threads featuring the Hunchback of Notre Dame and Alien. The fa/tv/irgins of this board post the same shitty memes every time. Every day I see at least 2 threads that start with "OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO". The word "kino" should also be filtered so that when someone types in kino it changes to "I enjoy fine American cinema such as Disney, Marvel, and DC movies".

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delusions

I really don't like any of you but I don't have the looks or self-confidence to make friends in real life. Sometimes you fags make me laugh but most of the time it's stupid bait and it bores me. Nobody should care what anyone else thinks about entertainment.

Forgive me father for I have sinned.
I think the fight scenes in Scott Pilgrim vs. the world are well choreographed.

I unironically enjoyed the 2016 Ghostbusters movie

This type of thinking is what leads to the masses of plebs who pay for star wars no matter how shit it is. If people cared we would be watching good movies in 2017 instead of propaganda and shit. I bet you're a communist

I fell asleep during my first viewings of the following:

I want to gas Disneyshills.

You are becoming Ridpilled. She is hot and they only pretend she isn't because they hold her accountable for cuck wars. When all is said and done she is a cute woman with a hot petite body, a beautiful face and the aura of a whore hidden behind a ladylike facade. She is a top tier waifu.

Absolutely delusional.
I'm not going to lie here,we are a small elite club just like every group of patrician tier gentlemen but there is way more than just one Daisy lover here. Get over it.

I like tom cruise and think he is a good actor

Daisy Ridley looks like an alien and I want to die anytime words come out of her stupid alien face.

A cute alien.

An unsettling alien.

That's just her sexual energy. It's only unsettling if you are afraid of women and/or virginal.

WTF!
You only get the fucking trees and not the figurines?

Holla Forums is generally a shit heap because of faggots like you. Retards post low energy troll posts and ironic responses, and post-ironic commentary, and among that one poor bastard gives an honest opinion and it’s drowned out by cumskin or drumpf posts.

I never watch movies or television, yet I spend a lot of my time doing nothing but browsing this board and the 4plebs archive of Holla Forums. What's wrong with me (besides the obvious) and how can I stop (besides the obvious)?

As long as it's hetero who gives a shit? Fags are the ones who cause god to come down on us, not weirdos doing weird hetero stuff. The fags want you to think it's equal, but its not, just like they want you to think heteros can get aids, and they pretty much cant. Notice how no fag degeneracy is posted in this thread.
Fags need to be fucking slaughtered. You hear me?

Preach it brother

apologize

niggers

fags

ah blo