Zuz

zuz

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Well shucks, I didn't know that.

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Is that an edit?

No, it's impossible to edit comics ever since they implemented Denuvo Anti-Meme

yes
nice quads, you win
PORN

Please be respectful as some of us are nofap. :)

Eltonel is a god.

the last image

Don't open the spoilers then faggot.

I actually smirked.

But come on guys, I need my fix of transgender and social justice issues, so please keep me up to date on the hottest topics from tumble.

No
Learn how to control your urges

POST THE BROWN GIRLS

hahaha

And thick as well. The thickest you have.

Same logic


I'm trying, but temptation doesn't help at all. :)

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tripcodes are only useful for telling a large story or if there is a guest, you shouldn't use a trip code otherwise you retard.

I want to fuck white korra
and normal korra too

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Who's got the baby fuck thread screencap?

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l-lewd

Why is Korra talking about /vidya/?

Is this bait or Did kikewheels post again on a normalfag site?

You're retarded.

I'm nofap, remember?


How's your seeing eye dog?

Give us one reason he shouldn't be doing nofap, you weeaboo neet faggot.

LOL

Where do you think you are?

What the fuck

POST MORE

Not on /r9k/. You have to go back.

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Maybe you should go instead

I want to FUCK Erin!

Did somebooby aay "i wana fug benis?" :DDD

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Make me, nerd.

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Somebody didn't read

Go be triggered somewhere else. Here's a whole board of people just like you:
>>>Holla Forums

Whoops, didn't mean to trip.
I just wanted to funpost

But look, there's a whole board for people triggered AND mad right here:
>>>Holla Forums

Then why don't you take yourself there and stay so we can have good threads again.

Your right I don't have to make you
So I'll just ask nicley
Could you pleasepost more

You're the faggot that got triggered over someone saying how stupid nofap is.

Give us one good reason you shouldn't nofap.

Give me one good reason why you should.

Nofap is a shit meme

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Can you two just fuck already so we can get back to the Erinposting

Times are changing

Fuck your erin posting
This is a brown girls thread.

The most nofap a man could ever need is one day and if you don't think so you're either >35yo or your dick doesn't work right.
Fap better and less vigorously and your dick will give you more pleasure and better erections.

Cmon now fam. Keep posting Erin though.

>Didn't give one reason why we should even go nofap
You're the one trying to convince us here

Can you both get a room and finally stop this? Have sex and be gone from vidya

No one's from Holla Forums or Holla Forums lad

Fuck off waifufag


You're the one who originally raised doubts about it. The burden of proof is on you.

The NoFap folks regurgitate a lot of old myths about how refraining from masturbation helps them to be more energetic, more sexual, more virile, and more manly. That’s a little sad. They’ve now paired it with the new modern worship of brain science, making lots of extrapolations on weak science, to argue that porn has a disproportionate effect on the brain. They are also now linked with moral groups who oppose porn, on feminist and religious grounds, and use the same brain-based language to mask that these are actually moral arguments, not medical ones. An interesting note is that no one in the NoFap movement is actually a scientist who does research on neurophysiology and function. Instead, they are enthusiastic amateurs, who've learned enough about brain science to be dangerous, as they see what they expect to see, and interpret brain science to support their assumptions. Sexual stimulation does work on the reward systems of the brain, but the NoFap arguments are based on very simplistic and reductionistic ideas of how the brain works, how sex works, and what porn is (such as videos vs images, written erotica vs film, hardcore vs softcore, etc). There’s so much we don’t know about these things and so many subjective definitions, that all of these folks are arguing far, far ahead of the data. Because they enter the argument with moral assumptions about sex, porn and masculinity, they are subject to expectancy effect, and they see what they want to see, in research which is, at best, ambiguous.

The latest argument by the NoFap folks is that porn is causing erectile dysfunction. This is a complex issue, because it’s only in the past few decades that we’ve learned much about erectile dysfunction, or begun to realize that it’s quite common, even among young men. In young men, the causes are typically from the effects of medications, anxiety, cigarettes, drugs, obesity and lack of sexual experience. Today, young men find it easy to masturbate to porn. But then, when with a female partner, they may get nervous due to lack of experience, and the high degree of performance pressure on men, and have difficulty getting an erection. Sadly, the NoFap movement promotes the self-fulfilling prophecy that it is porn that creates this effect, and so these men understandably blame porn, rather than themselves. That’s an unfortunate misdirection, leading to externalizing this issue, pointing the blame for E.D. at the common social whipping post of porn.

Scientific evidence looking at this question continues to build in the opposite direction, indicating that the effects of high levels of porn use are most likely to be tied to increased libido, not to porn use. Porn use is most often an effect of libido. High levels of porn use and masturbation lead most often to delayed ejaculation, not erectile difficulty. There’s currently no evidence that suggests we should be blaming ED on porn—we already have plenty of other things to use to explain it.

Unfortunately, the NoFap community seems filled with people who believe that the strength of their beliefs are equivalent to scientific evidence, and they fail to acknowledge the subjective weakness of their reliance on anecdotes. Some of their leading voices appear to be people who have replaced a past obsession for porn, with an obsession for fighting against the dangers of porn. I think porn is rarely the issue, and that they, like all of us, need to spend more time looking at themselves. Porn is never, ever a cause of problems, and when there are problems, porn is a symptom. Diagnosing porn addiction is like telling a person with a cold that they have a sneezing disorder.

One week is the best. Friday night is a must.

Because nofap is a shit meme, and it has absolutely no physical effects on someone

user please.

i ain't clicking that shit jizzm'

Go on.

Wew lad you actually did it.

Who doesn't.

what happened to this nerd?

Tranny.

I demand more brown girls

but not Korra

i meant the nerd character, not on what the comic focused

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Reality: This place isn't for making friends, taking responsibility for your posts, or establishing a personality

If you want to do that, go to reddit. People come here solely because names are completely irrelevant to the discussion at hand. Not only that, people naturally change in opinion, and can feel as if a post they made earlier on does not represent their opinions now. So instead of "taking responsibility" which just means having everyone point out past contradictions from years prior, they can naturally just forget about their mistakes.

It all really boils down to pathetic attention, you want to become an idol, a known face so to speak. Being as that is nearly impossible on other websites, due to everyone having a name, everyone having a face, and everyone having a personality. So you come on here, in a croud of nameless posters, and you want to be that shining star without really doing anything extraordinary.

Take a look at some of the tripfags running about, exactly what have they provided that hasn't been here forever? The only actual reason to tripfag is if you are an actual person of importance that is displaying something to the community, which none of you are and are doing.

yoy

Sounds like Jewish subversion with the positive outlook on pornography.

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psst hey
>>>/monster/

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no, they are both

This is good.

But we need to go darker

I feel like posting something by Dorkly but it's just so bad, i can't even do it.

You can't expect me to read all that user

Let's not go crazy here.

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Gamur jurnulists dont even play games. Of course they love these movie games, what could be easier than reviewing a fucking movie?

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It's missing the Martian Queen tier.

Actually Dorkly is only shit at what they say.
This is what I have seen after after I opened escapist website.

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>>>/tg/186295

I no longer want to fuck white korra

God damn it.

they're all game in my book
Post em.

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One of the reasons why i hate Dorkly is because they're "NERD CULTURE, AM I RIGHT GUYS'" the website where they look like they're trying to look hip among teenagers and nerds by talking about comics and video games, even if they usually rely on popular trends as if they barely scratched the surface.

Gross.

They killed the original Erin and replaced her with an ugly double, because they knew we didn't read the comics and instead just fapped to Erin. Just like how the jews killed Miley Cyrus and replaced her with a greasy slut.

Semen demon

IT'S GOOOOOOOOD


I'm surprised I'm not the only one that remembers that old school may may

ITS AAAWWWWWRIGHT

IT'S AWW RIGHT~

I mean, of course.

shit, double image there, one million pardons

Oh, yes. Do you also remember the classics such as "All your homes are mine" and "The gym is vacant"?

I feel cheated.

Do you mean that weird blender one? I thought he said "It's alright" not "It's good".

I remember "all your homes are mine" but I don't recall "the gym is vacant"

I know, I corrected my mistake.

Tell me. How do you feel about this?

would conquer earth for her.

Das the good shit
Post some more

more brown

Wouldn't that be a semen golem?

T H I C C E R

*Thicker
Don't be a nigger.

You can't get thicker than this.

We speak English here not ebonics.

This is too far. You don't do this Gondola.

I don't really see the appeal in Gondola either but I would tenderly love a Yotsuba.

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Houtengeki still cannot into emotions, like there's some when you look at those faces but it lacks that spark which makes you go "woaaaaah daaym guuurl you hawt!"

She/he's like Japanese Aaaninja if you look at how she/he's improved in the years. with the difference that atleast Houts chicks and bodies are good enough for fap fap fapeti fap

I don't know how to feel about this any more, I mean were not on 4chan any more but still that doesn't seem right.

I don't think you should be posting things like that


Reported

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Korra is such a stupid fucking cunt that all she is good for is getting fucked hard and mercilessly until she becomes completely broken and can only think about cock.

Nothing wrong with wanting to make her feel good and bring a smile to her face.

Chill out brother it's just a reaction image

I thought that was the wii fit trainer

Good fucking riddance to that piece of shit.

I doubt he's interested.

Checked

ok, i am all out of browns


didn't expected that we both knew what i was referring for

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Welp, I need to go do some nostalgia fapping ASAP.

Well shit if that's all he wanted then why didn't he just say so?

1. Journolist confirming press collusion
2. Game Journo Pros confirming press collusion
3. DNC leaks confirming press collusion

Checkmate ostriches.

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user did you just draw that?
Because if you did you are permanently my nigga.

She's pretty thick.

Dont worry, i have some quality browns! :^)

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Ganguro is a beautiful thing, user.
I'm more fond of the Garyu type, though

I just took a quality brown XDDD

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So many of those manips are shit but the Taiga ones made from that image are legendary.

I love how straightforward the first one is.

No. While I can kind of draw anything I do is traditional. I did draw this about two years ago. It was the last thing I drew. I really need to get back into drawing.

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Give me one reason why he should be. Nofap is bullshit that doesn't do anything for you.

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you mean like MIDNIGHT black

She looks salty

you might like this frist pic


old men just don't understand

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Aw shit, that's a big drawing.
Isn't Ebola-chan a bit dead now? I've been hearing more about Zika-chan these days.

You're the one who brought it up with nothing to back it up. We can't discuss why the universe isn't made of cheese just because you brought up that it's made of cheese. Burden of proof is on you for being the first to present a subject with no basis to it.

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Oh my.
I'm glad they never lose the mask.

Why?

I don't see the problem.

I rather take lol threads over this garbage

user, this is not a lol thread: it's clearly a zuz thread.

That is honestly a step up and i only fap to 3D

But thats fucking wrong. Surprise surprise, Jews are disproportionately represented in the fields of critics as well. Movie critics, game critics, TV critics.

The whole career is just for marketing propaganda and shitting on real art, diverting attention away from it.

Doesn't really matter. A cursory google search brings up this:

onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/10.1002/sm2.58/abstract

NoFap is full of shit.

Are you gay? Serious question here.

My condolences.

underrated semen demon, even though she is a shit ruler

Yeah, its a shame that Ebola-chan has fallen into obscurity. To bad that more than half the people here won't even recognize her.
I also have a drawing of that Zaku statue that Mayor had built.
Do you want to see it so you can respect it?

Fire away.
Also, if you want to get back into drawing, recall that there are boards for that, like
>>>/art/
and
>>>/loomis/
as well as the drawthreads here which are always active (be it from shitposting or actual drawing).

Did Quentin ever actually argue with anyone or was conversations with strawmen all he did?

They get to draw a hot chick without having to animate her mouth. Animators must've loved her

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Nah, she's pretty true to life. Know a girl just like her. Looks exactly like her, she's into Pokemon speedruns and other pokemon related challenges, Danganrompa, some anime and wants to make a game about some kids being stuck in a mansion, but it's actually hell or something. She generally likes the idea of younglings being trapped in a building.
And tumblrtale (but she's hardly into the SJW crap).

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Dimples are my weakness

Do people here really eat at subway?
I've only tasted their crap once and it was way too overpriced for the shit i got considering the local grocery store sells "subs" of their own making for 3yoros that are also twice as big as subs "footlong".

Thanks to that last one I laugh every time I see Tolberones in the store.

When will it end? Will he die from his disgusting wound he calls his "vagina"?

Their bread is absolute shit. It's like a mix between a brioche and one of these american sliced loaves that stick to your palate and teeth instead of being properly crispy like a baguette.

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No, he got a piercing down there but continued being a slob, so when he took it out, it got infected, now he thinks it's a vagina. I kid you fucking not.

I though he went on twitter to debunk this. It's not him.

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Like you could really believe that autist faggot. It's very clearly him due to those disgusting hands and the fact that he'd posted about the piercing before.

I clicked it in the thread it appeared in, I ain't doing that again.

Why did I open that image even though I knew what is was going to be

Oh fuck, i didnt even read your post just clicked the spoiler…

Guess im going to get drunk today after all!

yeah okay dude, also smoke lots of weed and stay away from social situations as much as possible.

i tried going there a few times, but the food is overpriced, even if i do like it
for the price of one decent sandwitch there, i could make at least 3 of the same quality myself

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Masturbation#Health_effects

The only way to make it bad is like everything else, to do it in excess. Are you going to tell me that sex is bad next?


Nice one, dipshit.

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Honestly, someone should have murdered Chris already to put him out of his misery. This is the best thing he can look forward to.

You could just tell us what it is.

Cory was the only reason this comic was ever viewable

it literally just looks like a flesh wound.

this is truly a form of hell on earth.

why.

I want to say that it's because there is no God, but the reality is much harsher. There is a God and he hates every single one of us. Chris is proof of this.

Hi I'm a fag and I always see Clint Eastwood wearing an apron in Alaska when I see this gif.
Whre is it from actually?

Are we still posting black qts?

There is nothing cute about this.

And the Queen of England is the longest living mulatto on Earth.

She's too thick, m8. I like tiny, skinny girls.

I love when uneducated people talk about race without knowing shit about it.

lol

you are one upset chimp

What a surprise, I sure wonder where you come from.

lol

I don't hang around Holla Forums all day, at least I didn't until I got fired. As for formatting, I've always done it that way an nobody complained. I think you may just be trying to fit in.

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Instead of shitposting random memes you could just accept you're wrong and get done with it.

Or, you know, just keep embarrassing yourself now and feel really stupid afterwards when you do a Google search afterwards and read about how not all africans are that dark skinned.

Calm down redditor and lurk more before posting.

They sure were the greatest for the corporations.

Fuck this, I'm out to sleep.

The author has a hilariously bloated opinion of himself.

But all Africans are disgusting subhumans that should be eradicated

No. I use this format because I like to be albe to read what I'm writing. It's the same reason you space shit out when doing the simplest of tasks.

And I didn't say I have a life. I just said I don't spend my whole day on Holla Forums. I usually hang around /k/.


This is a new thing, just like you.

Look I can try to make you look more ridiculous like my previous posts, but fuck man you are making it really hard to top your own stupidity. Just admit you're a scumbag from reddit, format properly like people have always complained about and shut up. There is no situation where you make anyone believe what you are saying. Everyone knows you're retarded.

B-but Hitler was evul remember da 6 0000 00000 00000000000 00000 0 0 0 0 0 0 0000000000000 0000 Bazingagorillalillion lampshaded jews you dumb goy!

That's not what's being discussed.

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What you want to say is
lefties gotta slide. Off to your containment board.

No, that's not what I said at all…
Black is a common umbrella term for africans.
I think you may have mental issues.

You mean the ones where you freak out over an extra space? Apparently this didn't exist before reddit, right?


But I'm not. So why would I admit that?


You can look into the archives. I don't remember anybody complaining even last year about this shit. This is new, just like you, kiddie.


Right, bro. Next you're gonna tell me about what a badass Nazi you are and how this is actually a Christian board and loli is wrong. Like you, these things are all new.

Black is the politically correct term for niggers

STOP

Yeah. Also not relevant to the discussion.

And why would I?

Well at this point you've made yourself look so retarded that there is no possible way I could possibly humiliate you further. Guess you're just going to have to live with being humiliated for being a redditor until you finally learn how to post.

I told you to fuck off and you only made yourself obvious. Filtered.

You could say that, as well as "Holla Forums strikes again", in any thread without actually reading it.
Wait, that gives me an idea.

2D can't really cook for me, clean my apartment, suck my dick or stroke it, or elevate my social status.

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you forget that the entire point of Holla Forums is to try and make people hate Holla Forums
They're d&c shills

that's kind of sad

Nope. Not only are you still wrong, you're still being a tryhard newfag. Nice job.

is this loss?

D&c as well as shilling only works on stupid and weak-minded people that should just get the hell out.

Well I can't say I'm really gonna miss speaking to Miss Safespace here who can't tolerate being BTFO and just retreats to safespace when that happens.


By that logic you're a gigantic faggot if you don't hunt your own food. Why are you going to a grocery store to get it more conveniently? That's kind of sad.
Nevermind, you went from sad to absolutely ridiculous. Enjoy your neck problems.

It's supposed to be a twist on altered beast

why garfield

He's bad news.

I was laughing at the use of ellipsis at your post here . I wasn't aware this was you, thanks for pointing out openly that you talk to yourself through handpuppet IDs. Filtered again.
hilarious.

what is the source for the last one?

Well this thread went to shit quickly.

Even when both posts have the same IDs?
Are you fucking blind on top of mentally retarded?

Sure do. Butthurt never ends.

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It's fine not to fap for a while if you don't feel like it. Telling people you're consciously avoiding masturbation is just attention-seeking behavior that belongs on social media.

Social status in real life, dickweed.

Nofapers BTFO.
Good post user.

posting best brown

Social status is for faggots who don't have a hobby, nigger.

Whether you value social status or not is a different subject. My point was 2D grants you negative status and a girlfriend is actually socially acceptable.
I don't really care about your opinion on social status or insistence on changing the topic.

BOTH

But it was a good try at misdirecting.

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It's Steve Nash at the torch delivery ceremony thing for the 2010 Winter Olympics in Vancouver.

Boardmixing was a mistake

When will you go back to your SRS hugbox?

Why does she wear the mask?

Faggot. Try to deny that Holla Forums scream their new boogieman at everyone that have a different opinion and shit up our board without talking about Vidya….try it I want to see how much of a brainwashed retard you can be

You only notice Holla Forums because you post in shit threads.
Shit threads get shitposting, that's just how reality works.

Wait a sec…..we are onto something user

reddipol newfag BTFO

You guys need better memes

Let this be a reminder of the ravages of autism, a disease which continues to claim millions of lives.

If you love your children, never, EVER, expose them to Sonic the Hedgehog.

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You mean brown Erin?

Do you think Erin and Vivian could uh, play together sometime?

Sitemixing is arguably much worse. Remember that one 'Holla Forums specialist' teaching redditors how terrible we were during the latest yanderedev shenanigans?

This is one of the best things to happen to this kind of thread.Miles better than politics, furry and feels


Thats a lot of text to explain your masturbatory needs and porn addiction, towards a minority that refrain from such things.
Who are these researchers and universities behind it ? Give source, if your going to make a wall of text next time.
There is aways a nose behind a "complex" issue

Girls can love girls.

Is this from /homosuck/
Now that was a cesspool

Lose weight, Vivian.

Have they acknowledged this yet?

Don't bully her, she just wants to play vidya.

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I've never quite understood who the fuck Quentin was.


Where do you think we are?

never

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That's too much

Oh yeah,the faggot that was obsessed with the great gatsby.
Did he ever stop being a fag?

how about this then

That poor chair is under a lot of stress. A half A stress! I'll be here all night, folks!

I'd say you're close to ruining the thread, but it's a lol thread near the bump limit so who cares

one more for good measure then

Stop already.

okay fine i'll switch to another terrible fetish

switch over to feet, that's also terrible.

why would i save that garbage to my computer

Wew.

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It funny that teachers were already saying that wikepedia was never a trustworthy source of info, when it comes to scientific and historic facts. This shit is one of the few life-long teachings to have in life, at least it helps to spot kike bullshit and shady sources.Its funny each time a user post a wike link, as if its written in stone

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Go away inflation bear.

This better?

Well, sure.
At the same time, she already is a fatass, so whatever increase in her girth will be subtle. You should get some material from smaller-framed ladies like Msyummytummy.

In the end, all of this is 3DPD anyway.

It's pretty bad. There's another sandwich shop called jersey mikes near the subway in my town that actually has fresh ingredients and good bread. Hopefully there's one near you.

Nobody cares. Nice hat.

I mainly brows Holla Forums, recognise and name the jew often.
I just talk about vidya on Holla Forums, unless your been annoyed by a Holla Forums faggot, i some time point that out

post lewd Erins not on r34 sites please

Go to sleep already.

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I'm gonna guess that you're saying "beefy" instead of "thick".

is there a single pic of them together?

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Greentea Neko is great

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Everyday we stray further from God's light

sure thing fam smh tbqf xddddddddddddddddddddd

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She's a big girl

now get out intl

how is that tea?
looks high quality

Confirmed. nofap turns you into a gaylord.