Thought healslutting was just a meme

W-What's happening to me? I thought it was just a meme.

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Nigga you gay

Nothing that wasn't already inside of you, OP. The game just brought it out of you, you fucking faggot.

Support classes in online games merely bring out the truth of your character. If you're a real man this ends with you becoming a leader, a coordinator, a fixture that others can rely on in the storm.

You, however, are a massive fucking faggot.

W-What's happening to me? I thought it was just a meme.

You are not in charge anymore.

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I actually learnt useful leadership skills though WoW, of course I lie about where I learnt them on my resume.

Passive roles in MMOs are fucking gay, so it fits.

The people who were my best friends were Spriests and boomkins.

Healslut are not radical enough

Thread crashed guys, time to stop posting.

But did you like catching him ?

Healsluts are faggots, dominate your team by reminding them they'd be dead without your damage boosts and healing auras.

Do you feel in charge?

I think WoW got a good mix of different people taking every class but the huntard meme is real, I meet one competent hunter in 6 years of progression raiding.

where my lazy healer bros at
you know
all of you who heal because it requires no effort
I always feel like I'm just being taken along for the ride, I leave all decision making to the rest of the party and focus on dpsing and healing where it is necessary

I just like being cute and helping my friends.

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I played Guild Wars PvE like that. Stopped after nerfing a few skills caused my minimum effort party heal build suddenly suck ass.

I don't get it.

You can only do that because everything is so casual now, once DPS was the easiest class because you are never in the position to single-handedly wipe a group unless you do something extremely retarded.

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Don't give us healers a bad name, degerates.

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Healslut is just a meme, I Iike playing support roles and I don't like being abused. You are just a faggot

Go back to /fit/ if you want your mehmeh

Some memes hit critical mass and become interboard memes, Gentoo, Death Grips and LONDON are all good examples.

I've seen my own share of memes come and go better to see it end naturally than let it fester into cancer; I've just never heard of that one before.

Just kill yourself

I WANT MORE HEALSLUT SMUT

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>>>/d/

Why are the healsluts always gay guys? Why can't it be a girl that gets off to being dominated?
You fucking faggots ruin everything.

I didn't even have to read past the first sentence & already I knew it would be some faggot sissification greentext fapfic.

Kill yourself, nu-male.

Because its a meme and none of it is real. GO make up some stories on /d/ or wherever you people go to make up smut.

Hah, i'll believe it when i see it user, the chance for that is as small as an atom.

I get abusive and yell commands at people.
I usually like playing tank too.
This man speaks the truth.

kek

you can't fool me schlomo

If anything, he is a faggot, and you sound underage.
>>>/4chan/

tbh i kind of want to fuck the healslut, l-like alot

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What's the point in doing the right thing in healing and protecting people if you're getting off to it like some sort of sick degenerate?

You're disgusting OP.

Supporting fulfills my murderboner

I can confirm this, I never really used to play healer seriously but once I started playing competitively I found myself being a sturdier person that people could rely on. Healing others, even if just in a video game, is really nice. It's nice to be relied upon by people and to be reliable for them.

Healsluts are just fucking dead weight no matter what.

GODDAMMIT, YOU FUCKING NIGGERS! I FELL FOR IT, YOU FUCKS! I FELL FOR THE FUCKING TRAP MEME!!! FUCK EVERYONE WHO SPREAD THIS RETARDED MEME! I SWEAR I CAN STILL FEEL THE SEMEN STICKING AGAINST THE FIBERS OF MY ASSHOLE AND IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT YOU CUNTS! I'M GOING TO GET AIDS AND DIE CAUSE OF YOU FAGGOTS AND IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT! IT'S ALL YOUR FUCKING FAULT!!!!!!!!!!!!

It is a meme, you're just a faggot.

There's your problem, stop living for pleasure you fucking scumbag.

The user you responded to failed a red text. It's not the words it's how the word is formatted in this case.

I play support because I see the value in that class. Because everytime someone on my team gets a kill that he wouldn't have gotten if I didn't kept him healed, I know who actually scored that kill.
You are all my fucking minions, I can't be bothered to actually murder lowly shit, that's why I drag you fags along. I'll just keep you functional so you can actually do your job.
Any Healer or Support class\hero that actually understands how online players perform will treat his role as Advanced Necromancy because your teammates are not much better than just pretty zombies.

I'm also really sad\angry when people can't play, especially when they are my friends. Keeping them alive means we can all have fun for longer time
I don't like taking credit for healing, it makes it seem like we are all depedant on each other and I hate that shit

Why is being medic so hard?

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Well not official competitive servers.

kys

For one, I didn't even know you could drag people with those, so that's hilarious.

suprised no one posted this

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you can be my healslut, user
just let me protect you

my mistake, accidentally reposted

NO EXCUSES

nigga you gay i want a healslut not to be one
warrior buff ignore pain :^)

When the fuck did this come back? It feels like a forum from the 2000's.

It's not a casual job that's for sure. Also tends to be on their toes especially if the game includes PvP in any genre.

Reinhardt really did awaken the chivalrous faglord in me

it feels nice standing up for people

wanna both role DPS and cross swords instead?

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only if you can take the new survivalist buff
:^)

oh i can take whatever you dish out, i may have a dagger, but be careful what i lack in brute force i make up for in agility

its gone to far im out of my safe zone

Do it correctly.

See for what happens to you

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What else should I do?

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tbh it was the girl from timmy turner image that pushed it to far for me

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oh, i'm sorry user

c'mere you

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That's all you do. Tease them until they get too hard, slam you down, rip your clothing off, and then explain to you that you are wearing shit tier/broken armor and need a new set.

no i can't

Indeed you are.

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Kill yourself newfag

OP, you are a faggot. You kill yourself too.

It's like you want your party to get nuked.

Either the people I play with are really sub or I have a naturally dominant personality, but I like it

kek

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Do offensive mages have this problem about being turned into homosexuals? I don't really play magic classes.

A properly fused Daisoujou is a good choice for mid game Noctune.

Debuffs are just as useful.

Mid?My two daisujou fusions carried me through the whole game

Not that I'm complaining. Free kills for days

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This

WHAT?

And this

tl;dr

Being a support character is like being a very overworked single father with 4 daughters who all want to be ballet dancers but don't have legs.

B L A C K E D
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I don't play any MMOs.
If I did, I'd probably want a heal slut, though.

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I occasionally subbed for my brother with that style back when Wrath dropped.
He wound up being more of the bossman healer.
I don't think he even plays video games anymore

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I'll never forget how utterly arousing this moment was, to have them all sound so hot and bothered as my friend blew a nice hot load down my throat. Shame the group drifted apart, would have loved to meet some of the others in person.

I know right, fucking newfags.

WOOOOOW how was I supposed to know?!

And there is the retarded analogy.

Shill please go away

And heres a >(2) for you

No, its actually using your brains and experience with games. There is this part of your brain you use to see that getting hit by a train is bad news even though you never have been hit by an actual train.

What does it say about me if I prefer playing a somewhat tanky DPS character

I jumped infront of that train and it was surprisingly soft. Like trying it didn't kill me at all, it just wasted a few minutes of my time.
Continue shitting on games you have absolutely no idea about though.

You're a power bottom, most likely.

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I was about to say how engineers are the healsluts of Planetside 2, but thanks for demonstrating it.

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peak healbot

v77

You fuck traps. They don't fuck you, bitch.

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See, if you have some sort of a punani, then you'd be doing your job perfectly as that 'hot nurse'. Otherwise any jobs can fill in the '____ slut' perfectly. I still have that tank-slut fetish till now thanks to a certain anime.

>playing TF2

Medics are for winning games, and not for gay shit.

There's two kinds of healers, user.
Healers like you, who are massive fucking sluts.
And healers who hate everything, running more like House with a "I don't care, without me you will die" assholish attitude.

healslutting is kinda hot tbh fam

Medics hold the team together and if a comp cocksucker would rather play as Soldier or Demoman when the team desperately needs a Medic he and anything he has to say can safely be disregarded

I want to go balls deep in Mercy and ejaculate. Repeatedly.

Or you just jerk off alone in the corner like Torbjorn.

Why are all healers faggots

I've mained healers since maining healers was a thing, and I have both never encountered a healslut and have never met anyone who implied they knew that was a thing.

Maybe some medics are just faggots idk.

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I think more people would play Medic in general if the outcome wasn't dependent on the person you're healing. I can't remember how many times i've just given up on playing Medic because people are either too stupid to do anything with an uber even after a warning, or think they can tank half the enemy team because i'm healing them.

Dear god you people are way too submissive.

These threads are always garbage.

Why don't you make a better one?

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Take advantage of the position.
Have all the people in your party get a raging hard-on, it'll make them give you more shit.

Reposting something I posted on the /cuteboys/ thread

Reminder that the "without me you die" meme is just something bratty healsluts made up and they wont last long without their big beefy tank protecting them.

Pretty much full homo. You just /know/ some poor fella will play with Holla Forums one day, people will be super gay to him and he'll believe it's ironic… until he hears them masturbating in voice chat.

You just need to stop pretending you don't want the Tankcock.

Trust me, we're always like that at first, thinking we're so special and totally not homo, but then it happens. Something just clicks inside your head and all you can think about is sucking on a nice big, fat, dripping, cock, coaxing out a nice juicy load from your dominant tank leader as he berates you when you fail and gently pats you atop the head when you do well!

You'll come around, all healers are sluts user, some just don't know it yet.

Girls prefer to be DPS imo.
They flail shit around, kill shit, and go about their buisness while managing to be worse than a competent tank, while also thinking they did better than him.
Source:bae

Get out and stop poisoning the healer pool.

Might I suggest gelbooru? It's much better than the other porn sites you listed.

Healsluts may or may not be half responsible for why I'm eager to make far better co-op and MMO games in the future

No thanks.

Is that Pat the NES Punk?

I'm laughing like a retard who just found a really good doorknob to fuck. Thank you, user.

I'd personally like to see an MMO where emotes can interact with other players. Like cute headpats! Or sweet and crisp high fives!

Oh, and lewd things too.

Kissing, cuddling, spooning, and even hand holding.

I'd love to be able to show my nice big tank my affection like that!

Also make it anything other than a shitty WoW themepark piece of garbage thanks.

i dont know whats happening
but i like it

You're not giving him much to work with, user.

Flexibility with interactive emotes is definitely on the list.

The other half of my motivation is that I think every MMO currently in existence is fucking garbage and don't remotely begin to walk the path to reaching the genre's potential, so no worries there.
It'll be years and years before I likely get to making an MMO, but it's on my roadmap. I'm making my first game now.

That would be super cute.

user I think you are a fucking faggot who should kill himself. This is not a joke. Deepthroat a shotgun and pretend it's a juicy cock, and let it spray it's load deep into the back of your skull.

I want to recreate the experience of being a cool guy tanking for a guild of fun people. Is there any hope in leejun WoW? Or am I better off moving on?

Cool! Glad to hear it, we really need some new MMOs that aren't garbage to start getting made. Hopefully with WoW slowly dying some folks might feel less intimidated.

That's great, I'd love to make a game one day but I'm a little too busy with schooling, working, and being a cumdump for cocks to really work up the motivation. Hope it goes well! Maybe one day I'll be healslutting it up in your game user!


I know right? I'm surprised no game has done interactive emotes like that before. Imagine having a nice handsome tank walk up to you after that harrowing raid and heartily thanking you for your service with a nice, soft, headpat.

Hopefully before he lets you polish his spear with your slutty little tongue~


user I think You're probably so deep in the closet you're finding Christmas presents! Don't worry, you'll understand the joys of the cock one day, we all do!

Such is life for Guild Wars healpimps.

You know why healslut green text sound a lot more credible?
Because they don't sound delusional.

You're making me wish I still had that one image of a trap that actually DID deepthroat a shotgun. And got his brains blown out as a result.

Fuck me for trying to make something different.

I thought they sounded more credible because they ARE delusional.
After all, aren't most of Holla Forums delusional homosexuals?

Haven't invested time into any mmorpg after warhammer online and rift, but I will never understand this healslut bullshit mentality either. Most of the healers I played with were one of three things: griefers, victims of the griefers, or robots. Not mutually exclusive either.

plus the only reason we ever played a class with heals was so that we could heal ourselves

Cucked generation I guess.

I think "healslut" is a hot concept. I like the idea of a female with control over the arcane sucking your cock while healing you. It's just that the only "healsluts" you'll ever find are homosexuals and traps.

Most healsluts know their proper place, on their knees relieving the team's straining, sticky, health bars!

Healers who pretend to be important seem to be delusional, if you ask me. Why pretend to be something you aren't, when being what you are is so, so, rewarding?

I can admire that kind of commitment, it's so cute! I bet the two of you would do an awesome double team on a nice meaty tank!

That just sounded sad user, i'm sorry.

Oops, I meant


My bad!

Holy shit user, you're such a healslut.
Have you no shame?

Keeping the party alive isn't important?

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It's okay. It's not like I have any experience with being a Chad to make it seem believable anyways.

Why did fucking /cuteboys/ have to leak here to Holla Forums?
What have you done to us Mark?

Better to move on. Check the Holla Forums threads on mmorpgs, usually they have a guild in there. There's also Holla Forums's TBC server, it should come back in a week or so.

Someone's gotta heal. And being into ERP, even with someone the same gender, that's a really vanilla fetish that you shouldn't be ashamed of. And 8ch as a whole is pretty homosexual so I wouldn't consider you a faggot.

This is now a Ed, Edd n Eddy MMO thread, you dorks.

Dude don't you get depressed on me, you'll just make it worse.
There must be something you're good at, and most Chads live empty lives anyway.

pic reated

Didn't you hear? This is beyond /cuteboys/. Apparently healslut threads on /cuteboys/ are actually discussions about video games. Holla Forums is gayer than /cuteboys/. Fuck, Holla Forums might be the gayest board on this website. Fuck, we even eclipse /k/ and /fit/ percentage of fags per capita, or FPC

It is cute, isn't it?

In all seriousness, finding someone who wasn't a dumb nigger and was able to press tab, one or two hotkeys, and WASD was a legitimately arduous task.
Hilarious how it went from healers having unwarranted self-importance to being healbots to this new faggotry of a fad. Makes me sort of glad the mmorpg market killed itself with WoW clones.

Call me when they buff sticky note

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I second this. The Holla Forums discords always have at least one room for "lewd" stuff, and it's always, always filled with furfags and gays. And gay furfags.


In any case, don't try to save the thread, it was faggots literally circlejerking from the get go.

Dorks get out this is our thread.

Of course not silly! A good healslut knows how important being confident in themselves is. But you shouldn't get a big head either, you need to know your place and be confident in it!

That place of course being on your knees with your skirt hiked up to relieve your manly tank's stress.


Come on, user! Holla Forums's always had plenty of healsluts. This isn't anything new.


Aw, don't sound so sad! I'm sure you've still got plenty of time to get that sort of experience! I'd help you out if you could, but maybe if the Chad experience is more your thing you should look into being a tank?


I genuinely enjoy being a healslut myself, so I don't like to think of it as a fad. But I do agree, so many losers these days who can't heal worth a damn! I mean, sucking cock and taking it from your team is important to be a healer, don't get me wrong, but it shouldn't be the skills you use to make up for poor performance in the game!

The only problem is that I play most MMOs and online games as a support class, usually medic or similar, and unlike you, I don't do it just to the virtue signaling and the headpats, you cumsucking faggot, stop giving the support class a bad name.

We do it because we like helping, YOU do it because you like cock.

In other words:

What games do you tend to play? I've been looking for something decent to return to my old tanking days.

Get out dork.

When I play support I always end up just being pic related. I'll be super helpful and give you tips on preventing getting your shit kicked in again.

But I aint no sissy faggot.

Don't kid yourself, homo. There's been many things that I've genuinely enjoyed doing, but trust me, it never lasts. Maybe you'll like sucking cock for a living for a while, but one day you're going to crash, faggot. And you're going to crash hard.

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Nice forced meme, faggots.

Fags (and trannies) usually end up an heroing. Threads like these and the 4am threads are a cry for help from suicidal faggots.

I used to dps in vanilla, then switched to tank in TBC and up to ICC.

It only made me more lonely. From my perspective, I was the only one player while everyone else were functions to my success.

Healers were only there to keep me alive. DPS were merely procs of my weapon.

Unfortunately it's been pretty rough for MMO's these days. WoW used to be my go to but that game's long since been ruined. I had a brief stint with Final Fantasy and that was okay when I was playing it with some friends, but we all sort of dropped out a month or so ago.

That was about the last MMO I actually enjoyed playing, and being a massive slut in. Other than that, it's been Overwatch to scratch my shooter itch, Mercy's tons of fun to play!

Ha! That's silly user, I suck cocks because it's fun, not because it makes me money!


Aw, normally I'm a tank lover, but I can't stand to see someone be so alone. You need to see if you can find yourself a personal healslut user, someone to cheer you on and help push you to victory! The only reward they want is to see you succeed!

And for you to go balls deep in their tight little asses. They like that too.

Before you were being gay, but now you're being dumb AND gay.

Ah, man. I don't like Overwatch much. Guess I'll keep looking. Cheers.

People like that are the reason to avoid anything they suggest

Someone should tall all available healer slots in a game so you can throw a fit as you faggots usually do, how about for once you faggots shut your mouths and let us the real healers do our fucking job. If anything, we do all the work, all you do is the cocksucking.

*Take

You're funny user, it's not like I read minds! How was I supposed to know that you meant something so existential? I think what you need is to blow a nice big load in some cute little healslut.


So sorry user! I really wish I could help, but MMO's just aren't doing well right now. Maybe check out Black Desert? I know it's got a great character creator, don't know how good the game itself is but one of my friends says he likes it alot, and he usually tanks!


Wow user, I'm insulted. I've never let my cock craving get in the way of my playing! You save being the cumdump for the afterparty, when the whole group gets to celebrate their success by letting out their pent up agression and stress out all over your face!

I hope you fuck up and dox youraelf like that fag the last time I remember.

Quads

Get

But you don't play to win, you play to earn as many brownie points as you can from the tanks, you virtue signaling cumbucket.

Ok you've had your fun, now it's time to go back


Well done you

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Impressive. Very nice.

Girls don't play video game.

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does he put them right next to the hot cocoa?

This is now a dubs thread.
We will sacrifice faggot OP to Kek in order to obtain sick gets.

But winning is how you earn brownie points from your big manly tanks! Do you think losing is the way to get to their attention? No siree!


Hey congrats! Those are some awesome looking numbers there.

AAAAAA
FAGGOT STOLE MY DUBS

Awww Yisss.

You are a disgrace to all medics and various support classes, and give us all a terrible name for ourselves you cock-loving-cheapo-rent-a-medic.

Sounds to me like somebody's cranky that he's not good enough to earn his tank's affection~

Don't worry user, one day you'll get good enough that the boys will give you notice, but for now, why don't you just let the real healers take care of them, okay?

I will let you know I have healed as many as the amount of dicks you suck on a Thursday, I am like a laser, i never miss a patient, meanwhile you're constantly losing yourself in the tank's pants you cheap whore.

I used to cleric tank in Rift. There was one particular dungeon crawl experience, where everyone got murder by the boss except me. IIRC the boss shitted strong aoe if you didn't pick off it's 2 minions fast enough and stood too close to him. I had to fight off the boss and combat rez someone, who went in and got killed. So I had to wait a few minutes and combat rez someone else. Combat rez has a long ass cool down, at least for the class I was playing. If he would have avoided combat, he could have out-of-combat rezzed (I think this was after the patch that gave everyone a non-combat rezz).

Good times.

And I also am LOVED by my own team, they respect me and see me as an equal, a magnificent addition to the team and not some sub who anyone can mount.

YOU

DIRTY

CHEAP

HEALSLUT

Exhentai is pretty great.

YOU FUCKED UP NOW NIGGER
THIS IS THE LAST STRAW
YOU UNLEASHED "THE PYSICIAN'S CURSE".
EVERYONE REPLY "FUCK HEALSLUTS" IN ORDER TO MAKE HIM NEVER GET CUMMIES OR ATTENTION FROM NOW ON.

Fragile heal supports are faggots. But tanky peel supports are the manliest role because they have the most control. Monks are cool

Looks like the camp whore is forgetting her place. Someone bring a "patient" to shut her up.

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You're cute when you're angry user, you'll make a great tsundere healslut one day, when that tank decides to finally give you the dick you secretly crave every day.

Oooh~ Please do!

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I am also a huge fag for big dicks, but I usually play DPS.

no surprise there.

I bet you're the kind of SLUT that only focuses on the tank, as if it wasn't hard enough to stop thinking about dicks for a second for you.

I BET YOU ONLY PLAY ONLINE BECAUSE OF THE ATTENTION

Remember, as healer and support, you often have all the power in the party, because you can just decide to not heal people who sass you, or 'accidentally' cast slow on an ally.

I'm not sure what's worse: Roleplay faggots, or literal faggots that got laughed out of cuckchan.

I do recall there being some sort of call from the ERP fags to move to cuckchan. Did they actually go through with it?

OH SHIT

You are one of the lewdest healsluts I've ever seen.

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Nigger, I've played RO for 7 years and I've been THE Tank and THE support in a full party in fucking end game.

There's no way actual supports are such faggots as you claim them to be. Supports are the most important part in a group and everyone knows it.
If the support is not there, the party is done for. If there is no tank, we can always bruteforce a tank and take turns among the group to help each other, if there is no DPS just by perseverance with a support you win.

If you are one of those that would kick the healer because he would not suck dick, you are going to spend all day long waiting for a healer that would want to suck dick meanwhile the healer you kicked made his own party and completed the same dungeon several times.

You are a dick to the healer? You die.
You kick him out of the group? You die and/or wait hours for another healer and the same thing will happen, with everyone else leaving you alone.

It is a pity that faggots will never achieve the true glory and supremacy of the support.

Well, I'm still here, haven't heard jack squat about that.

That being said I don't ERP in games like a fucking fag, and nobody on /erp/ thinks I'm cool, so.

No, because cuckchan laughed them out of it.
Hell, even Reddit locked their healslut subreddit because of the trash in this thread.

You know you're a fuckup when you get laughed out of reddit.

If you shitpost, you're just gonna lower board quality for everyone. No one wants that.

Well tanks are often the most important when it comes to the game, but I'm an inclusive healslut, I like to toss a courtesy lick to the DPS every now and then to make sure they're doing okay. I don't mind taking their healthbar balls deep either if they really need it, healers need to keep their whole team satisfied!


Well, social interaction and attention, in addition to them just being kind of fun! Like sucking dick!

Why do you play online user?


Aw thanks user! I'm glad to hear it. Why be a healslut if you aren't going to be a lewd healslut?

Ew!

What do you even roleplay as anyway?

I didn't even know such a thing was possible. They might as well use that RP website the homosuck fags made.

Too late, they're already here, in this very thread, responding to every insignificant post like a tripfaggot.

Just sage, hide, and filter their IDs.

Peace out, bros!

Because I like helping other players.

A-and I want to make friends

This thread is not exactly a beacon of quality my friendo.

a shota with a huge dong, Brittany from Pikmin 3, and a fat guy who totally isn't me

Good, me too! I help them by healing, and by getting them off.

But you don't actually mean it, you do it only for the dick, you only do it you fulfill your egotistical pleasures.

basicly

You guys are fucking vile faggots

You're just like the healslut in the OP. You toss that courtesy lick to the DPS because it arouses you, not because you care.

You're no better than any other 3D piggu

Most women have a superiority complex, mostly because they're angry at them being just an over glorified egg shell.

No siree! I heal because it's what I need to do while playing the game, I suck cock because it's what they want me to do after the game!


I lick that DPS because he tastes good, and because we need him around to do his job! It's a team effort, you know! I'm not like those sassy healers who like to pretend they're in charge, we play as a team, and then I get fucked by the team

user that's too far. And you know it.

Enjoy it while you can SLUT, but once you're past your prime, they'll pick an even younger healslut to call their own, so enjoy it while you can.

If there is a pvp mmo with a notorious lgbt guild I will play it and make a guild as powerfull as the forementioned one just to spite them and humiliate them.

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I will enjoy it! And when I eventually stop being useful, I hope I can successfully pass on my healslut ways to the next generation of eager cumguzzlers, while leaving behind a fond memory of raids completed, dungeons crawled, and loads blown for the party I was with!

I'll just stick to tanking

And I will laugh as i still get requests from entire teams looking for a competent and RESPECTABLE, member of the support community, not some cheapo rent-a-medic like you.

Nice dubs.
Good point as well, maybe I too should guzzle down cocks

You are all dorks.

I hope you have many long years of successful healing ahead of you user, but keep in mind, a healer that can keep a team going is great and all, but a healer that can keep the team going and get everyone to blow their loads afterwards has two good skills instead of one!


When deciding between guzzling cocks, and not guzzling cocks, you should always choose the former! It's fun, helps the team relax, and is so, so, satisfying!

tbh fam I'd rather have a healer that cares more about keeping the team alive and not being the center of attention.

ERP fags always do poorly at their chosen job.

God damn it, what happened to magic users past 2000's?! Spellcasters are used to be double-edged swords when it comes to capabilities and now single classes happened! God damn it!

And I hope you remember this, a medic cannot preform well with gallons of tank cum in their mouths.

Plus aids.

Keep up the good work.

I play healer all the time. Never once have I thought of letting someone take a trip up my dirty road.

Your all just a bunch of depraved freaks.

Go out into the sunlight, socialize with some normal people because you all need some Jesus in your life.

I looked down on mindless redbarring healers before but jesus christ.

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That's a nice Personal Healer you have There, it would be a shame if she was
GANKED!

Normalfags please go.

Get help.

Are you 13 years old?

So whats your battlenet id?

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>>>/erp/82109
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Fucking Cancer.

gud job

Nigger

What's the sauce on that? Google image search a shit.

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this is how you anger kek.

this is what 99% of the people in this thread look like, turn back.

I normally play support whenever I can, if only because I like sitting back and slapping the rest of my team with heals and buffs while they do the dirty work. You cocksluts are what give the healers a bad name

Kek, I will never do such blasphemy again. Accept my sacrificial gook cartoon.
Praise be to you.

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Good times, I miss being in that guild.

also trannies are disgusting.

We're currently fucking around on Kronos II, not in a very serious manner.
Our Discord can be found on the steam page comments.

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I think I was in that guild also before it died out ages ago. Nice to see it back up again.

I'd get into it, but I think the server pop is still low.
I can't handle waiting hours on end to get in a dungeon, especially low level 20 dungeons

Its not gay if its a healslut user. Thats like saying its gay to fuck an onahole or fleshlight. They are just tools to use to get off with.

Oh, I make it super gay. I like to kiss and say cute things to my healers.

Thou hassst not even reached mine power! Wretched mortal, thou ssshalt rue the day thou broughtssst thine feet into mine abode!
VENOMSSSTRIKE!
SNAKEBITE!
SNAKEBITE!
SSSERPENT'SSS COIL!
VENOMSSSTRIKE!
TOXIC MISSILE!

We died because Nostalrius got shut down.
Kronos 2 almost always has more than 1.4k people on.

>Will never play shitty MMOs, meaning all of them, you fucking faggots have shit taste

Thats gross

Man, I was a hunter but there sure were enough incompetent ones. Constantly having to explain that I was not going to dismiss my pet and that I understood people's concerns but wasn't going to give up 10% of my damage in vanilla WoW was a real chore.

Had to prove that I could manage my pet in Molten Core as well in spite of objections, and then after leaving the guild that was on its third working through of MC after another mass exodus of people I ended up trying out with a guild doing AQ40 with my T1 gear and still ended up above all the other Hunters in their guild on the damage charts. During the raid I found out all of them dismissed their pets and were Survival-specced when it was pretty obvious if you took any time to look at it that Marksman was much better. During TBC I ended up my guild's Hunter officer and trying to get it through some Hunter's thick skulls what the fuck they were supposed to be doing was like pulling teeth. I'd ask some of them what sort of skill rotation they were using and I'd get back dead silence, which lead to me looking them up on one of those damage trackers to find that they had used Steady Shot all of three times in a five minute fight.

When you think about it though is it that surprising? Blizzard clearly had no fucking clue what they were doing when they designed the class.

Think about vanilla WoW, how were Hunters suposed to do damage combat? Aimed Shot was a three second cast that was obviously set up as an opener, Multi-Shot was supposed to be for hitting multiple targets, as was Volley, and Arcane Shot and Serpent Sting both only scaled off spell damage. So what was Blizzard's plan for Hunters in raids? Sit there autoing and throwing out Arcane Shots?

In the end Hunters ended up with a rotation that was Auto -> Aimed -> Auto -> Multi-shot (depending on mana) -> Auto -> Auto -> repeat. Aimed Shot had to be started immediately after the auto because it took longer to cast than the auto cooldown, so even after the attack speed normalization on damaging moves slow weapons were markedly better because their auto attacks were delayed less.

Blizzard finally noticed this around the release of AQ, so to fix this problem they added spell damage to the T2.5 set, making it actually worse than the T2 set.

I feel like there were a number of retarded design choices in relation to Hunter in TBC as well, but they weren't quite as retarded and it was a while ago so I don't recall them off the top of my head. Having the dead zone where you couldn't melee or shoot was pretty fucking retarded I guess, there didn't really seem to be any payoff for it where Hunters were way more damage than other ranged classes because of it or anything and it lead to them being worthless in PvP for quite a while because you could just hump a pillar and a Hunter couldn't do shit about it.

sucking up to monks not even once.
>mfw missing gw1

Man you're making me miss TBC

Oh man, vanilla AV was so insane. Matches that could literally last all damned day, upgrading troops and sending out mounter charges and collecting blood to summon raid bosses. It was a real shit show but it was our shit show god damnit.

Then they turned it into some sort of zerg rush to the end.

All I remember is grinding actual resources to use a one time use shredder.

Something like 90 iron bars and 5 gold bars along with a bunch of engineering mats

I'm partial to cute loli mages, but I respect your choice.

DEATH OR HEALING, I CARE NOT WHICH YOU SEEK!

Step it up son

It's not gay if you're a girl.
Also calling girls gay for being gay is gay.

Medic is a good class, but people expect to die in FPS, just doing as much as they can beforehand. Best fill an area near an objective with health packs if everyone is trying hard. They can pick them up as needed. Throwing them on low hp players otherwise. No time wasted healing anyone expecting it. Should be in the action enough so when that happens it's because they want to be part of the winning that is happening.

Team should change around to what is needed. Someone is holding an objective then get there fast, keep the enemy away. Turrets, air support etc. others doing that them medic.

Medic is for when the rest is done. Not an essential.

Two people repairing turrets works unless they are badly placed.

No arguments, someone is doing something wrong then leave them with that to figure out why. Do what is needed in another class.

Shouldn't expect or encourage healing. Objectives lead, not people. Do what is needed to accomplish objective. Do it well enough and people can do what their class is specialised in mindless of you for the objective.

Different games may have different ways to win in them. Should come to them fresh, not trying to push your style.

Don't know MMO but assume way to win would be for all to be medics, then able to survive larger attacks and take on more dangerous areas at lower levels. Skipping the tutorial/story. Ignoring how it is meant to be played. Go where you want, enjoy places, skip grinding. Would probably play as warrior, healslut sounds good, too bad it isn't in reverse. Need to kill everything to sate healgirl's thirst for blood.

Healgirl's HP could constantly drain when online. So need to grind to keep playing. Need to keep moving so population isn't erased or ganks healgirl. Murder anyone trying to stop healgirl. Other players count as blood for girl. Kill by taste. Tasteless then remove them from the soup. Or extra tasty they join party.

Healgirl can be magic and hurt with attacks, that damage or give poision/bonuses to area. After winning healgirl's health can be used for leveling you up by her wish. Or you can refuse healing to go further. May be long distances for graphical performance and romance without enemies. Also can lower level dramatically to feed healgirl. So not a viable thing to use you as a bank. Struggling on new areas with low level. But play with ways to live like that somewhat varying up the story.

Story could be going to healgirl's land. World gets darker and taller along the way. In the middle something to rescue, leveled up to the extreme, then escaping pursuers, leveling down all the time to keep her going. Arriving at a dark castle, spooky surrounds with out the cute connotation.

Go up, if formed a party then them dangerously low level too.

Pursuers massacred by traps and defences. Then a final confrontation with what has taken possession of the castle. Enemy having all the girls attacks and more, pursuers to feed it, it one of them that came to this place for power, sending the girl to her tormentors to bring back more power to it having already fed off the girl. Party fed off, their abilities too. Knowing them you should know what they don't cover, that as the way in to attack. Gain levels with attacks, covered in blood of girl and friends assign health or abilities respecing character wisely having already leveled up wasting points beforehand. Like Demon's Souls go all into endurance. Make a way for the enemy to flee, it does amongst the still dying pursuers stuck in the traps who feed off it returning to some life. They all leave. Power down reviving party, and watch the sun rise together.

Are you Russian?

Now your story will be a warning for future degenerations.

Fixed the crop

Apotechary pls