Be disney shill

Good one user

Remember if this is universally hated (looks like its going that way) he will try to act like a centrist and walk the line make some (superficial) negative remarks which he will blame squarely on Rian Johnson and then talk at length about the so-called "good aspects" as if they outweigh the bad. After which he will recommend the film, take a shit on people who didn't like LTJ, and claim abrams will save the 3rd film. Oh I'm calling it now lame Trump jokes.

They announced that they had to postpone their nuWars review for the flimsiest of excuses, so they are probably hard at working trying to come up with a scripted review that won't piss off their diehard fans, yet won't make Disney cut them off the payroll.

It would be interesting to hear their actual conversation after they saw the piece of shit……

the film is so kino people need time to process it and watch it again

I wanted to check cuckchan to see how they're handling the happenings and I saw a similar thread to this one. 40% of the thread were people calling OP pathetic and unfunny.

Kike Cucklasa has a strong presence there.

Maybe you should stay there

They aren't on any payroll apart from the huge paycheck that their fans give them each month. U jelly?

Le hehehehe

Maybe you should suck my dick bitch

jelly?

You sure showed everyone.
Guys it looks like we're all a bunch of biiiiiiihhhhhhh

That reeks of redit.
10USD this is an RLM faggot.

And proud of it. I'm going to donate an extra $50 to them next month just to piss you off.

Wow, that’ll show us.

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not as mad as the bald aids ridden pile of shit at RLM that wants internet censorship.

I donate at least $25 and usually $50 to them every month, think of all the tendies and cuckold porn you could buy with that… U mad and jelly yet?

Is that a promise?

I donate at least twice as that to israeli charities, so yeah :P

everyone does its called paying taxes they get untold billions from western nations.

You are an idiot.

More so after his heroes or boss decided to take to puss out and not do a review on TLJ.
yes fund cowards that care about shekels rather than being honest.

Mike's paycheck just got $10 higher. Was getting extra money for Mike part of your plan?

They’ll defend him too after he puts out the inevitable glowing review. Right now he’s just biding his time, waiting till memory of the stink wears off a little.

CHARISMATIC

You’re never getting that one back either.

What do you think Mike spends the money you get from your mom on, exactly?

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proofs you donated 50+10 today

Kill self after raping and killing CumskinJay while FedoraRich watches and blows his brains out. AIDSMoby then comes in and sucks the knobs of all the corpses.

This guy types like him

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I wouldn't be surprised. AIDSMoby looks like the type who serves as RLM's personal white knight.

I have almost a hundred dollars put aside and I can donate all of it to RLM if I feel like it. Are you sure you want to keep playing this game?

The third disney film could be as bad or as worse as the second, but they'll praise it simply because of JJ.

do it and post proofs.

Literal reddicuck logic. Throw it away.

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Put up $1k or it means nothing.

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Donate everything you have. Sell your house, your clothes, your organs. Everything.

Jesus fuck I hate RLM fags

reddit.com/r/RedLetterMedia/comments/7jke23/spoilers_star_wars_the_last_jedi_discussion_thread/

anons "poor shamed™" Aidsmoby away……..

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Thank you for defending the interests of the Walt Disney Company, 0.005 cents were added to your account.

I just gonna copy-paste my same post now whenever you bring this shit up again. You've yet to explain even once how the shelves being stocked fully with toys means they haven't sold the original stock. Again, wwhen your head is set on something you can't acknowledge anyone pointing out your retardation. Cognitive dissonance at its finest.

wanting to be spoon fed… go search for yourself there's plenty out there on the subject covered in great detail.

all you've ever done is post a video, if there was actual evidence that the stock they bought 2 years ago is still on the shelves you'd have shown it. Instead you keep shilling the same video over and over. You've posted it 10+ times already.

They cant review it because they've never seen such cinema in their entire lives

Different user, but unlike you I successfully had children, so I go into toy stores frequently.

The first clue nothing is moving is the “CLEARANCE”’tags on the packages, and the lowering prices. A Phasma costume was $5.98 on clearance. Prices dropped like a fucking rock on Star Wars stuff. This means the store is getting rid of inventory that didn’t move. There is still Rogue One shit there, on clearance. And you can tell the stuff is the same because the boxes have tears.

The second is you can see some of the boxes haven’t moved. All the fem star wars shit is just hanging there, same as it was the last time I went down the aisle. The things that sell have two or three items out at a time. These have eight or nine. Clearance tags will be on them soon as they desperately try to unload them.

Thirdly, Rey is packaged with other figures, like the Target guards or Kylo Ren, because she doesn’t sell. If she were a big seller, that wouldn’t be necessary.

The toys are selling like shit.

Fandango screwed up their tickets you moron. They never said they wouldn't review it. Can't wait for the damage control when they do release their video, and don't think I'm gonna let this one go :devilface:

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Because it is really hard to get in to see star wars, right?

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So they're just restocking all the least liked characters and not restocking any merch related to Vader or Kylo, the stuff that is hardest to find?

I posted no video (I'm not that user), its up to you to go and find stuff its all over the place.

yes, but not in the way you think

Nope that was a lame excuse … that you bought is amusing….they'll review it but after the dust settles a little so they can ride the line and not piss off disney or their fans.

I've dicked 200 women and fathered countless children these two years alone and I can tell you I have frequented many a childrens' toy store and the Rey dolls sell for 55.99 a pop and i asked the store clerk (in a very masculine manner) how are these toys selling and he told me they restock the shelves every Friday and Tuesday.

So you’re a nigger?

nah you're the nigger who married the first ugly white chick he could get HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

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Add to this all the unreported shit the third worlders bring with them when they become illegal aliens
Good luck.

Wrong!

archive.is/sTHqg

"The mary sue" claims "the mary sue" sold out: HAHAHAHAHA

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They are going to pan this thing and everybody in this ITT thread is going to feel really silly. Screencap this post and use it to make fun of RLM fans if they don't.

If Mike had integrity he already would have done it. He’s the biggest Star Wars reviewer on Youtube. It’s his thing. Everyone has seen the Plinkett reviews. But he was a coward, and rather than admit he hated it, he waited to see if it was okay to do so.

They delayed it with excuses so they could observe fan reactions.

Tits or GTFO

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Trusting what stores say. Good goy.

Also why are there so many weeaboos on this board lately? Are we being raided or something? Really pissing me off.

I've emailed the mods countless times but they don't seem to be doing anything as I still see anime faces as I scroll down the first two pages.

*sigh*

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He's the type to try and dox you if you send a racist donation.

no he just sells a little better.

It's from the leftist website "themarysue" anything they say is disingenuous or lies.

Shilling for donations….desperate.

I have to ask this seriously.
What the fuck were they thinking with the milkhogs? Why did that scene even exist? You could cut it out of the film and nothing would change.
It's like somebody in charge really wanted to insert their fetish into the movie. The way Luke looks back to Rey with that fucking grin made me not want to watch the rest of the movie.

The point was to show that Luke has gone back to being a simple farm boy like he was at the beginning of ANH, but they decided to play it for comedy with the weird titty monster and it came off weird and creepy. They should have had a more sensible cow-like creature instead or shown him farming crops.

Given the feminism in the film I think it was more like having him return to childhood ( breast feeding) hence the human like tits.

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Beating a dead horse… but still hiding behind lame ticket excuse so they don't have to review shit pile that is TLJ

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Mr I'm going to donate 1000 shekels disappeared and didn't post proof.

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RARE RLMKINO

The recent Nerd Crew episode is the funniest one they've done.
The amount of asshurt they caused is great.
Everybody focuses on how they liked TFA but ignores how much they shat on RO, I really can't wait until the Plinkett review because I'm near certain they'll rip into this shit.

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Young Mike A Cute!

tfw older Mike Still A Cute 😳

Oh your "near" certain are you bugman? I guess if the audience score get's to 50% you'll be full certain.